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<p><a href="https://trilllizard666.tumblr.com/post/172416330318/lornagonigall-kaldicuct-egaylitarian" class="tumblr_blog">trilllizard666</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://lornagonigall.tumblr.com/post/168678687245/kaldicuct-egaylitarian-lets-dance-super" class="tumblr_blog">lornagonigall</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://kaldicuct.tumblr.com/post/160885979716/egaylitarian-lets-dance-super-mega" class="tumblr_blog">kaldicuct</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://egaylitarian.tumblr.com/post/160525493131" class="tumblr_blog">egaylitarian</a>:</p> <blockquote><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="400" data-orig-width="400"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/93a9fd5944e4e2b09ffa42523754e4db/tumblr_inline_opr840iVQC1uqei3u_540.jpg" data-orig-height="400" data-orig-width="400"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Let’s Dance. </p> <p> Super Mega Socialist Barack is such an asshole<br/>Harry Reid can eat a dick <br/>and Clinton digs the deep throat<br/>Nancy P. she has a cock and pokes it in your ear hole<br/><br/>Super mega socialist Barack is such an asshole<br/><br/>Dumb democrat dumb dumb diddy aye, Dumb democrat dumb dumb diddy aye<br/><br/>Barack was a foreigner when he was just a lad,<br/>through some clever lies he became a harvard grad,<br/>In the white house its the world he thinks to own<br/>hes the biggest fucking joke the world has ever really known<br/><br/>super mega socialist Barack is such an asshole<br/>Harry Reid can eat a dick<br/>and Clinton digs the deep throat<br/>Nancy P. she has a cock and pokes it in your ear hole<br/><br/>Super mega socialist Barack is such an asshole<br/><br/>Dumb democrat dumb dumb diddy aye, dumb democrat dumb dumb diddy aye.<br/><br/>He flew all around the world on those giant ears of his<br/>Just to be a douche like that wrestler known as Miz<br/>“everyone only makes my job harder because I’m black.”<br/>No you tard, you suck as pres, its time to hit the sack.<br/><br/>Super mega socialist Barack is such an asshole<br/>Harry Reid can eat a dick<br/>And Clinton digs the deep throat<br/>Nancy P. she has a cock and pokes it in your ear hole<br/><br/>Super Mega socialist Barack is such an asshole<br/><br/>Dumb democrat dumb dumb diddy aye dumb democrat dumb dumb diddy aye<br/><br/>You know we could take our nation back, as provided in the constitution by our forefathers, but the libs are too stupid to realize what a right is, dont you think? Indubitably.<br/><br/>One day we will have our country back and we all shall cheer<br/>the tree of liberty refreshed now its time to have a beer.<br/>First things first gents we need to get off our duffs<br/>Otherwise we cant complain when the libs put us all in cuffs.<br/><br/>Michelle, have you seen my telepromter? I would like to talk dirty to you but I cant find the fuckin words.<br/><br/>Super Mega Socialist Barack is such an asshole<br/>Harry Reid can eat a dick<br/>and Clinton digs the deep throat<br/>Nancy P. she has a cock and pokes it in your ear hole<br/>Super mega Socialist Barack is such an asshole<br/>Super mega Socialist Barack is such an asshole<br/>Super mega Socialist Barack is such an asshole<br/><br/></p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="400" data-orig-width="400"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3e67f729489cc1fc1836b94b78c41549/tumblr_inline_p15ufexlDs1taqeq8_500.jpg" data-orig-height="400" data-orig-width="400"/></figure></blockquote> <h2>why are you all like this</h2> </blockquote> <h1>I’m in tears</h1>: SUPER CALLOUS FRAGILE RACIST SEXIST NOT MY POTUS <p><a href="https://trilllizard666.tumblr.com/post/172416330318/lornagonigall-kaldicuct-egaylitarian" class="tumblr_blog">trilllizard666</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://lornagonigall.tumblr.com/post/168678687245/kaldicuct-egaylitarian-lets-dance-super" class="tumblr_blog">lornagonigall</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://kaldicuct.tumblr.com/post/160885979716/egaylitarian-lets-dance-super-mega" class="tumblr_blog">kaldicuct</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://egaylitarian.tumblr.com/post/160525493131" class="tumblr_blog">egaylitarian</a>:</p> <blockquote><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="400" data-orig-width="400"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/93a9fd5944e4e2b09ffa42523754e4db/tumblr_inline_opr840iVQC1uqei3u_540.jpg" data-orig-height="400" data-orig-width="400"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Let’s Dance. </p> <p> Super Mega Socialist Barack is such an asshole<br/>Harry Reid can eat a dick <br/>and Clinton digs the deep throat<br/>Nancy P. she has a cock and pokes it in your ear hole<br/><br/>Super mega socialist Barack is such an asshole<br/><br/>Dumb democrat dumb dumb diddy aye, Dumb democrat dumb dumb diddy aye<br/><br/>Barack was a foreigner when he was just a lad,<br/>through some clever lies he became a harvard grad,<br/>In the white house its the world he thinks to own<br/>hes the biggest fucking joke the world has ever really known<br/><br/>super mega socialist Barack is such an asshole<br/>Harry Reid can eat a dick<br/>and Clinton digs the deep throat<br/>Nancy P. she has a cock and pokes it in your ear hole<br/><br/>Super mega socialist Barack is such an asshole<br/><br/>Dumb democrat dumb dumb diddy aye, dumb democrat dumb dumb diddy aye.<br/><br/>He flew all around the world on those giant ears of his<br/>Just to be a douche like that wrestler known as Miz<br/>“everyone only makes my job harder because I’m black.”<br/>No you tard, you suck as pres, its time to hit the sack.<br/><br/>Super mega socialist Barack is such an asshole<br/>Harry Reid can eat a dick<br/>And Clinton digs the deep throat<br/>Nancy P. she has a cock and pokes it in your ear hole<br/><br/>Super Mega socialist Barack is such an asshole<br/><br/>Dumb democrat dumb dumb diddy aye dumb democrat dumb dumb diddy aye<br/><br/>You know we could take our nation back, as provided in the constitution by our forefathers, but the libs are too stupid to realize what a right is, dont you think? Indubitably.<br/><br/>One day we will have our country back and we all shall cheer<br/>the tree of liberty refreshed now its time to have a beer.<br/>First things first gents we need to get off our duffs<br/>Otherwise we cant complain when the libs put us all in cuffs.<br/><br/>Michelle, have you seen my telepromter? I would like to talk dirty to you but I cant find the fuckin words.<br/><br/>Super Mega Socialist Barack is such an asshole<br/>Harry Reid can eat a dick<br/>and Clinton digs the deep throat<br/>Nancy P. she has a cock and pokes it in your ear hole<br/>Super mega Socialist Barack is such an asshole<br/>Super mega Socialist Barack is such an asshole<br/>Super mega Socialist Barack is such an asshole<br/><br/></p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="400" data-orig-width="400"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3e67f729489cc1fc1836b94b78c41549/tumblr_inline_p15ufexlDs1taqeq8_500.jpg" data-orig-height="400" data-orig-width="400"/></figure></blockquote> <h2>why are you all like this</h2> </blockquote> <h1>I’m in tears</h1>
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Let me tell you about this one time when I was a virgin ass dude. This was about 2 hrs ago. I text this chick and tell her to come over so we can do my laundry together. I legit don't know how to do laundry and really wanted some professional help. I get my white tee shirts mixed with different colors bc I just don't know how it works. Anyways she slides thru my apt in some basket ball shorts and sports bra. I thought maybe she wanted to do flutter kicks after we got done doing laundry. As soon as she comes in she goes to my room and grabs the henny bottle I keep in my bathroom and starts drinking. Oh I keep the henny there for my bowel movements. Somehow henny helps wit that. So she's drinking and I'm like ok I get it bc I drink too before I do my laundry bc that shit be stressful. I was asking her how to properly wash my olive green rompers so they don't shrink and in the midst of that she grabs my dick and says "you hand wash it." I was like bet. And one thing lead to another and next thing you know I'm hitting her with the weakest strokes as I'm asking her Q&As about laundry. This is how it went. girl: ah fuck me Me: yea cool. I'm doing that now. So I gotta turn the machine to heavy duty for only sheets right? Her: yes daddy. Talk dirty to me Me: your coochie feels like my cum sock....crusty as shit. Oh speaking of socks, can I throw in my purple socks with my black socks? Or it gotta be the same color Her: yea yea yea yea Me: lol ok lil uzi I still don't know how to do laundry... and I feel like that bitch took advantage of me.: If she comes to ur house wearing these ur 100% getting laid douggiehouse Let me tell you about this one time when I was a virgin ass dude. This was about 2 hrs ago. I text this chick and tell her to come over so we can do my laundry together. I legit don't know how to do laundry and really wanted some professional help. I get my white tee shirts mixed with different colors bc I just don't know how it works. Anyways she slides thru my apt in some basket ball shorts and sports bra. I thought maybe she wanted to do flutter kicks after we got done doing laundry. As soon as she comes in she goes to my room and grabs the henny bottle I keep in my bathroom and starts drinking. Oh I keep the henny there for my bowel movements. Somehow henny helps wit that. So she's drinking and I'm like ok I get it bc I drink too before I do my laundry bc that shit be stressful. I was asking her how to properly wash my olive green rompers so they don't shrink and in the midst of that she grabs my dick and says "you hand wash it." I was like bet. And one thing lead to another and next thing you know I'm hitting her with the weakest strokes as I'm asking her Q&As about laundry. This is how it went. girl: ah fuck me Me: yea cool. I'm doing that now. So I gotta turn the machine to heavy duty for only sheets right? Her: yes daddy. Talk dirty to me Me: your coochie feels like my cum sock....crusty as shit. Oh speaking of socks, can I throw in my purple socks with my black socks? Or it gotta be the same color Her: yea yea yea yea Me: lol ok lil uzi I still don't know how to do laundry... and I feel like that bitch took advantage of me.
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