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Anime, Bootleg, and Booty: Her: baby my ankle hurts Me: I gotchu If a girls over 5”5 and texts you “We gone fight next time I see you” she literally will give you the smack down. It was around the time I was just getting a little clout. I scooped cute baddie but she kinda on the tall side. She avergae more boards than Deandre Jordan of the los angles clippers. She invited me over to her house to chill for the evening. Baby girl opened the door with the shortest booty shorts a nigga ever seen. I can see her booty jiggle as each cheek read “child-Support”. Pulling out was never an option. Laid on the couch we watching bootleg dvds. You know it’s bout to turn real hood in a min. This girl told me she was getting sick from the weather change. It’s funny how a girl be all freaky in the text messages but now all of a sudden she sick. I ain’t fail algebra twice to know something wasn’t adding up. I tried moving my hand down her back, soon as I’m halfway she let out a smoke screen of coughs. Breath Smelled all types of bacterial infections. I love my dick too much to put him through that. Ain’t no Pokémon center nearby here. I couldn’t see no hope in sight when the lord sent me a sign. She tells her beck was hurting. Perfect opportunity to make my move, I offered a massage. I’m working my way down her back when says “if your hand goes down further we gone fight”. Ain’t no serious tone or base in her voice so I’m like bet “Go time”, we really bout to rumble in the jungle. I creep lower when she horse kicks me right in my stomach. I look like a anime character who just got the shit out of him. Staring into space amazed at her strength. I get back up off the ground and tried to put her in the Kurt angle ankle lock. She revered it and had me in some next level Position. Nigga my belly bottom touching the back of my calf. I’m all types of fucked up. I’m looking like some iPhone head phones you pull out your pocket tangled like fuck. I had to tap out. I couldn’t even tap out. I cried out daddy. I ain’t never met the nigga either. Shorty dropped me and kicked me out. I couldn’t move. I came in on hopes and dreams and left on a stretcher. Moral of the story Tall bitches got the hands. ( Follow @Genuineguy & tag 2 friends below)
Anime, Bootleg, and Booty: Her: baby my ankle hurts
 Me: I gotchu
If a girls over 5”5 and texts you “We gone fight next time I see you” she literally will give you the smack down. It was around the time I was just getting a little clout. I scooped cute baddie but she kinda on the tall side. She avergae more boards than Deandre Jordan of the los angles clippers. She invited me over to her house to chill for the evening. Baby girl opened the door with the shortest booty shorts a nigga ever seen. I can see her booty jiggle as each cheek read “child-Support”. Pulling out was never an option. Laid on the couch we watching bootleg dvds. You know it’s bout to turn real hood in a min. This girl told me she was getting sick from the weather change. It’s funny how a girl be all freaky in the text messages but now all of a sudden she sick. I ain’t fail algebra twice to know something wasn’t adding up. I tried moving my hand down her back, soon as I’m halfway she let out a smoke screen of coughs. Breath Smelled all types of bacterial infections. I love my dick too much to put him through that. Ain’t no Pokémon center nearby here. I couldn’t see no hope in sight when the lord sent me a sign. She tells her beck was hurting. Perfect opportunity to make my move, I offered a massage. I’m working my way down her back when says “if your hand goes down further we gone fight”. Ain’t no serious tone or base in her voice so I’m like bet “Go time”, we really bout to rumble in the jungle. I creep lower when she horse kicks me right in my stomach. I look like a anime character who just got the shit out of him. Staring into space amazed at her strength. I get back up off the ground and tried to put her in the Kurt angle ankle lock. She revered it and had me in some next level Position. Nigga my belly bottom touching the back of my calf. I’m all types of fucked up. I’m looking like some iPhone head phones you pull out your pocket tangled like fuck. I had to tap out. I couldn’t even tap out. I cried out daddy. I ain’t never met the nigga either. Shorty dropped me and kicked me out. I couldn’t move. I came in on hopes and dreams and left on a stretcher. Moral of the story Tall bitches got the hands. ( Follow @Genuineguy & tag 2 friends below)

If a girls over 5”5 and texts you “We gone fight next time I see you” she literally will give you the smack down. It was around the time I w...

Fire, Harry Potter, and Head: As 325 LINDSAY LOHAN IS ACTING AGAIN, WITH HELP FROM RONALD WEASLEY NEWS It's a good thing Veritaserum doesn't exist outside of Harry Potter, because Rupert Grint's new TV character in the upcoming British comedy Sick Note is a giant liar, liar, pants on fire. Grint stars as Daniel Glass, a disgruntled gentleman who's misdiagnosed with cancer, and Variety reports that Lindsay Lohan will appear alongside him in Season 2, set to air on Sky in 2018. _ The show follows what happens after Glass finds out he doesn't actually have cancer but keeps the lie going, however, because people are much nicer when they think you're sick. Lohan will play the daughter of his boss, making her one more person tangled up in his web of lies. If only she had access to Professor Snape's potions ingredients to whip up some truth-telling serum. _ "One lie leads to the next in this unsettlingly brilliant comedy that will hook viewers in and have them on the very edge of their seats," Jon Mountague, head of comedy at Sky, said in a statement. "Filming for series two is already under way and we're delighted to confirm Lindsay Lohan will be joining Rupert and Nick [Frost] in this stellar comedy cast." _ Now the big question is, will Lohan whip out the British accent she perfected in The Parent Trap? Accents are her specialty, after all. _ by Deepa Lakshmin
Fire, Harry Potter, and Head: As
 325
 LINDSAY LOHAN IS ACTING AGAIN, WITH HELP
 FROM RONALD WEASLEY
 NEWS
It's a good thing Veritaserum doesn't exist outside of Harry Potter, because Rupert Grint's new TV character in the upcoming British comedy Sick Note is a giant liar, liar, pants on fire. Grint stars as Daniel Glass, a disgruntled gentleman who's misdiagnosed with cancer, and Variety reports that Lindsay Lohan will appear alongside him in Season 2, set to air on Sky in 2018. _ The show follows what happens after Glass finds out he doesn't actually have cancer but keeps the lie going, however, because people are much nicer when they think you're sick. Lohan will play the daughter of his boss, making her one more person tangled up in his web of lies. If only she had access to Professor Snape's potions ingredients to whip up some truth-telling serum. _ "One lie leads to the next in this unsettlingly brilliant comedy that will hook viewers in and have them on the very edge of their seats," Jon Mountague, head of comedy at Sky, said in a statement. "Filming for series two is already under way and we're delighted to confirm Lindsay Lohan will be joining Rupert and Nick [Frost] in this stellar comedy cast." _ Now the big question is, will Lohan whip out the British accent she perfected in The Parent Trap? Accents are her specialty, after all. _ by Deepa Lakshmin

It's a good thing Veritaserum doesn't exist outside of Harry Potter, because Rupert Grint's new TV character in the upcoming British comedy ...

Condom, Friends, and Girls: when you find out girls poop I had my friend Kelsey come back to the crib from this party we went to. Me and her were cool and the feelings were mutual of "You can get it" . We about to lay up on the couch when she says "Lemme freshen up" and goes into the bathroom. I wanna look smooth pulling out the condom like a magic a trick. 10 mins pass by then she comes back. By that time I gotta go too. I go to the bathroom to Pee and the room ain't smell right bro. I tried to open the windows and they didn't want to open. My windows died. Toilet ring look like a Mario kart dirt map. I'm not suppose to smelling what your momma made on Thursday. I'm bout to blow this back out when I look down and see a piece of corn just tangled in a web of hair. Looking like a villain from a Spider-Man movie. I heard it's tender miniature voice plead "help me". For a moment I was tempted. But I came to my senses that I'm all the way fucked up. It was to late for me. I beat them cheeks for both me and that piece of corn. While I was beating, Kelsey let out a poot. It took everything in me not to hit her with the walls of Jericho. I stared at that piece of corn the whole time while UPS overnighted my L for that night. My bathroom hasn't been the same. I sit in there everyday and just smell the regret of my decision. Moral of the story stay is to friends with friends.
Condom, Friends, and Girls: when you find out girls poop
I had my friend Kelsey come back to the crib from this party we went to. Me and her were cool and the feelings were mutual of "You can get it" . We about to lay up on the couch when she says "Lemme freshen up" and goes into the bathroom. I wanna look smooth pulling out the condom like a magic a trick. 10 mins pass by then she comes back. By that time I gotta go too. I go to the bathroom to Pee and the room ain't smell right bro. I tried to open the windows and they didn't want to open. My windows died. Toilet ring look like a Mario kart dirt map. I'm not suppose to smelling what your momma made on Thursday. I'm bout to blow this back out when I look down and see a piece of corn just tangled in a web of hair. Looking like a villain from a Spider-Man movie. I heard it's tender miniature voice plead "help me". For a moment I was tempted. But I came to my senses that I'm all the way fucked up. It was to late for me. I beat them cheeks for both me and that piece of corn. While I was beating, Kelsey let out a poot. It took everything in me not to hit her with the walls of Jericho. I stared at that piece of corn the whole time while UPS overnighted my L for that night. My bathroom hasn't been the same. I sit in there everyday and just smell the regret of my decision. Moral of the story stay is to friends with friends.

I had my friend Kelsey come back to the crib from this party we went to. Me and her were cool and the feelings were mutual of "You can get i...

Facebook, Facts, and Fire: 5 New BOMBSHELL facts have emerged about Omran, the Aleppo boy" who went viral in August of 2016. VIDEO 1 of 2: Father of Famous AleppoBoy Just Exposed How the US & White Helmets Lied to the World... ☕️🐸 REPORT: (link to article in our bio) Covered in dust and bruises with hair disheveled from having survived a blast, the blood beginning to crust over half his face, a seeming placidity — hands anchored on his legs, all-but unmoving — could not mask the stoic trauma in little OmranDaqneesh’s eyes. . Gazing hauntingly from the back of an ambulance in Aleppo in August 2016, Omran’s image snared the heartstrings of the world — even those previously hardened to the hopelessly tangled morass in Syria — transmogrifying into a single human form the suffering of innocent Syrians at the whims of entire nation-states embroiled in proxywar upon war in the name of political squabbles. . But, while the West took up Omran’s cause, Westerners did so under the pretense the child had been bloodied by an airstrike or missile launched by the forces of Syrian President Bashar AlAssad or their allies from Russia — his image rekindling the fire of contention propaganda designed to support the United States’ goal of regime change. . But it was a lie — from mass media’s parroted claims the boy had escaped an airstrike within an inch of his life, to bandages eventually wrapped around Omran’s head — virtually none of the narrative stemming from the starkly persistent image bore the weight of truth... . - Continued - . 💭 Read the FULL Report: (link in bio) http:-thefreethoughtproject.com-father-of-famous-aleppo-boy-just-exposed-how-the-us-white-helmets-lied-to-the-world- 💭 Join Us: @TheFreeThoughtProject 💭 TheFreeThoughtProject 💭 LIKE our Facebook page & Visit our website for more News and Information. Link in Bio... 💭 www.TheFreeThoughtProject.com
Facebook, Facts, and Fire: 5 New BOMBSHELL facts
 have emerged about
 Omran, the
 Aleppo boy" who went viral in
 August of 2016.
VIDEO 1 of 2: Father of Famous AleppoBoy Just Exposed How the US & White Helmets Lied to the World... ☕️🐸 REPORT: (link to article in our bio) Covered in dust and bruises with hair disheveled from having survived a blast, the blood beginning to crust over half his face, a seeming placidity — hands anchored on his legs, all-but unmoving — could not mask the stoic trauma in little OmranDaqneesh’s eyes. . Gazing hauntingly from the back of an ambulance in Aleppo in August 2016, Omran’s image snared the heartstrings of the world — even those previously hardened to the hopelessly tangled morass in Syria — transmogrifying into a single human form the suffering of innocent Syrians at the whims of entire nation-states embroiled in proxywar upon war in the name of political squabbles. . But, while the West took up Omran’s cause, Westerners did so under the pretense the child had been bloodied by an airstrike or missile launched by the forces of Syrian President Bashar AlAssad or their allies from Russia — his image rekindling the fire of contention propaganda designed to support the United States’ goal of regime change. . But it was a lie — from mass media’s parroted claims the boy had escaped an airstrike within an inch of his life, to bandages eventually wrapped around Omran’s head — virtually none of the narrative stemming from the starkly persistent image bore the weight of truth... . - Continued - . 💭 Read the FULL Report: (link in bio) http:-thefreethoughtproject.com-father-of-famous-aleppo-boy-just-exposed-how-the-us-white-helmets-lied-to-the-world- 💭 Join Us: @TheFreeThoughtProject 💭 TheFreeThoughtProject 💭 LIKE our Facebook page & Visit our website for more News and Information. Link in Bio... 💭 www.TheFreeThoughtProject.com

VIDEO 1 of 2: Father of Famous AleppoBoy Just Exposed How the US & White Helmets Lied to the World... ☕️🐸 REPORT: (link to article in our bi...