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Pics of Grandmother: rad-roach oak23 Follow 2090 Honey I found a pic of your Grandmother 2016 Honey I found a pic of your Grandmother gallusrostromegalus See I've seen like 600 variations of this meme and I gotta tell you a Story The year is 2012. It's Christmas. It's the first year my sister and I are both home from college, and we're feeling kind of nostalgic, so we take out the old family photo albums to remember everyone from times past. We're all on the couch or the floor with hot chocolate and the Dog is curled up under the tree. It's all very Norman Rockwell. We're going through my Mom's side of the family, laughing at the pictures of Grandma putting wrapping paper on the dog, and grandpa pulling faces at the camera, when we find an old brown envelope. The fuck? says my sister, because she's been in to Great-Aunt Liz's Rumballs and I open the envelope. Inside are four tic kets to the titanic, unused, and Mom tells us the story of how her ancestors ALMOST came over on the Titanic, but Great-Aunt Liz got the measles and forced everyone into quarantine, thus saving their lives. The OTHER thing in the envelope are seven Photographs, dated 1890. They are of my Great-Great Grandmother They are nudes. They are NOT tasteful nudes. Like, these are Violating-Terms-Of-Service-On-Most-Platforms- OBSCENE GGG had these taken waaaaay back in ye olden days, in order to convince her wayward husband to move back to England after he ditched her to party it up in Chicago. I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW FUCKING HARD WE LAUGHED. Like, I think I passed out I was laughing so hard. So yes, people have ALWAYS been like this, and your nudes will make for a hilarious family Christmas someday 28,155 notes Pics of Grandmother
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Pics of Grandmother: rad-roachoak23 Follow 2016 Honey I found a pic of your Grandmother 2090 Honey I found a pic of your Grandmother gallusrostromegalus See I've seen like 600 variations of this meme and I gotta tell you a Story. The year is 2012. It's Christmas. It's the first year my sister and I are both home from college, and we're feeling kind of nostalgic, so we take out the old family photo albums to remember everyone from times past. We're all on the couch or the floor with hot chocolate and the Dog is curled up under the tree. It's all very Norman Rockwell. We're going through my Mom's side of the family, laughing at the pictures of Grandma putting wrapping paper on the dog, and grandpa pulling faces at the camera, when we find an old brown envelope The fuck? says my sister, because she's been in to Great-Aunt Liz's Rumballs and I open the envelope. Inside are four tickets to the titanic, unused, and Mom tells us the story of how her ancestors ALMOST came over on the Titanic, but Great-Aunt Liz got the measles and forced everyone into quarantine, thus saving their lives. The OTHER thing in the envelope are seven Photographs, dated 1890. They are of my Great-Great Grandmother They are nudes. They are NOT tasteful nudes. Like, these are Violating-Terms-Of-Service-On-Most-Platforms- OBSCENE. GGG had these taken waaaaay back in ye olden days, in order to convince her wayward husband to move back to England after he ditched her to party it up in Chicago. CANNOT TELL YOU HOW FUCKING HARD WE LAUGHED. Like, I think passed out I was laughing so hard. So yes, people have ALWAYS been like this, and your nudes will make for a hilarious family Christmas someday 28,155 notes Pics of Grandmother
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gallusrostromegalus: See I’ve seen like 600 variations of this meme and I gotta tell you a Story. The year is 2012.  It’s Christmas.  It’s the first year my sister and I are both home from college, and we’re feeling kind of nostalgic, so we take out the old family photo albums to remember everyone from times past.  We’re all on the couch or the floor with hot chocolate and the Dog is curled up under the tree.  It’s all very Norman Rockwell. We’re going through my Mom’s side of the family, laughing at the pictures of Grandma putting wrapping paper on the dog, and grandpa pulling faces at the camera, when we find an old brown envelope. “The fuck? says my sister, because she’s been in to Great-Aunt Liz’s Rumballs, and I open the envelope.  Inside are four tickets to the titanic, unused, and Mom tells us the story of how her ancestors ALMOST came over on the Titanic, but Great-Aunt Liz got the measles and forced everyone into quarantine, thus saving their lives. The OTHER thing in the envelope are seven Photographs, dated 1890.  They are of my Great-Great Grandmother. They are nudes. They are NOT tasteful nudes. Like, these are Violating-Terms-Of-Service-On-Most-Platforms- OBSCENE. GGG had these taken waaaaay back in ye olden days, in order to convince her wayward husband to move back to England after he ditched her to party it up in Chicago. I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW FUCKING HARD WE LAUGHED.  Like, I think I passed out I was laughing so hard. So yes, people have ALWAYS been like this, and your nudes will make for a hilarious family Christmas someday. : 2016 Honey I found a pic of your Grandmother 2090 Honey I found a pic of your Grandmother gallusrostromegalus: See I’ve seen like 600 variations of this meme and I gotta tell you a Story. The year is 2012.  It’s Christmas.  It’s the first year my sister and I are both home from college, and we’re feeling kind of nostalgic, so we take out the old family photo albums to remember everyone from times past.  We’re all on the couch or the floor with hot chocolate and the Dog is curled up under the tree.  It’s all very Norman Rockwell. We’re going through my Mom’s side of the family, laughing at the pictures of Grandma putting wrapping paper on the dog, and grandpa pulling faces at the camera, when we find an old brown envelope. “The fuck? says my sister, because she’s been in to Great-Aunt Liz’s Rumballs, and I open the envelope.  Inside are four tickets to the titanic, unused, and Mom tells us the story of how her ancestors ALMOST came over on the Titanic, but Great-Aunt Liz got the measles and forced everyone into quarantine, thus saving their lives. The OTHER thing in the envelope are seven Photographs, dated 1890.  They are of my Great-Great Grandmother. They are nudes. They are NOT tasteful nudes. Like, these are Violating-Terms-Of-Service-On-Most-Platforms- OBSCENE. GGG had these taken waaaaay back in ye olden days, in order to convince her wayward husband to move back to England after he ditched her to party it up in Chicago. I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW FUCKING HARD WE LAUGHED.  Like, I think I passed out I was laughing so hard. So yes, people have ALWAYS been like this, and your nudes will make for a hilarious family Christmas someday.
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Found this old thread with new stories in it. I hope people keep adding more.: envwadams today at work i let someone into a dressing room and they said thanks" and half of me tried to say you're welcome and the other half tried to say "no problem and i ended up saying your problem this post had me in tears I was hoping the notes would be full of similar stories, but they're not, so I'll add my story for anyone else ooking for more laughs I had to go to a library to pay a fee and I was practicing in the car between "I have to pay a fine and "I have to pay a fee and I walked in and firmily stated "I have to pee and slapped a five dollar bill on the counter (the fee was like ten cents), and walked out. This was like three years ago and I still haven't been back My friend was driving and we were almost past our turnoff so I tried to say quick" and tast at the same time and l ended up screaming QUACK which ended up with him judging me very hard and missing the turn Recently someone in class asked me how was doing and I started off saying I was good but switched to I'm okay in the middle and ended up saying I'm gay Which, whille kind of accurate, was not what I meant to announce to my classmate This Halloween I was handing out candy and a child said trick or treat and I smilled gave them their candy and apparently my mouth betrayed me and I said "Merry Christmas" and proceeded to sit down and look up to the sky for answers while their mother laughed at me D) I was swtching between "Bye Deanna" and "Goodbye and I ended up saying "Go Die Sometimes I try to say "I fucking love you but t comes out in the wrong order and then everyone's When I first started my coffee shop job, I was st getting used to greeting customers as they came in the door. A man walked in, and in the jumble of trying to say, "How are you doing? and "What's up?" i ended up demanding "what are you doing here?r something really cool happened once at the office and i started to say "im so amazed but halfway through my mind changed to "that's really amazing and i just ended up saying Tm really so amazing one time i was out in the woods in the spring when the birds were just beginning to come out again and i went to say "im so pumped for the birds and iIm so hyped for the birds" and instead i said "I'm so humped for birds Once I was walking to school and there was a guy walking his dog and the dog came to me and started sniting me and I was in such a good mood and when I passed by his owner I wanted to say like "hello" or good morning" or cute dog" or something like that and I ended up looking up at him, smiling real big, and saying thank you' I was at the convenience store and I was going to buy a drink, but i dropped my keys and the drink when I got to the register so I got caught between "my drinkr and "my keys" and ended up screaming MY KINK I walked up to this register,in a target. When the cashier finished checking me out she sald have a good day, and i wanted to say "You have a good day" and "You too so it came out "You have a good do do I FUCKIN H HIT MY HEAD ONA CHAIR FROM LAUGHING TOO HARD AT THIS FUCKING POST This post is too good. I once tried to say have a nice day or have a good day to a customer and said Have a nude gay. Still haven't recovered. OOC: i get really used to working nights or days at my work so i'm often jumbled between "have a nice night and have a good day" so often it comes out as have a nice neigh or have a good date or occasionally even have a night die When I interviewed for my lab position I tried to ask how much I would have to handle the mice and rats but I was nervous so l actually said rice and mats" instead At DnD my friends and I were eating snacks, like you do. We had some chips and some beef jerky and some other stu Now one of my friends is a vegetarian, and he was steering clear of most of the meat products. Out of the corner of my eye I see my other pal offer him a bag of what I ASSUMED was jerky since that's what they were eating before- As I turned to stop him from eating "meat-what I started to say was "oh no but finished with "no dont INSTEADi wound up screaming "ODIN and crushing the harmless chip in my friends hand A friend who worked in retail once told me that their manager wanted them to respond to a thank you with "it's my pleasure instead of You're welcome and my friend messed it up and said You're my pleasure When I was sixteen, I was a lifeguard at the YMCA and you could shortcut through the pool to get to the basketbal court. A lot of hyped up kids would pass through and run on the slippery tile, so l'd have to tell them to stop. Once, I was about to yell, "DONT RUN," and tried to change it to "WALK at the last second but I ended up just bellowing "RUNI at a couple of preteens who did in fact, make for the door like they were in a horror movie Found this old thread with new stories in it. I hope people keep adding more.
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fvckniko: dmc-dmc: jahmyaa: 56blogscrazy: Some people just weren’t raised right respect to zendaya I love how she handled that. Like some celebrities have some disrespectful clap backs. Zendaya’s was tasteful. I feel the “tasteful clapbacks” are the ones people absolutely can’t come back from. Lol She is the future. : O 61% 1:42 AM Tweet saturn @pullupifubad they made a gorgeous ass child lol HAVEN EN 02 16 BOSTO EN EN he H Reply to saturn Notifications Messages Home Me e 61% 1:42 AM Tweet In reply to @bxxzy Darri minnie7 @DARRI_MINNIE7 @bxxzy @pullupifubad her parents really ugly I really would cry 8/23/15, 12:28 AM 16 RETWEETS 5 FAVORITES minnie7, Brisko U, Reply to Darri Notifications Home Messages Me 61% 1:42 AM Tweet Zendaya @Zendaya @DARRI_MINNIE7 @bxxzy @pullupifubad concerned about what my parents look like, please know that these are two of the most selfless people in the world. They have chosen to spend their entire life, not worried trivial things such as looks and insulting people's parents on Twitter, but instead became educators who have dedicate their lives to teaching, cultivating and filling young shallow minds. (One of the most important yet underpaid jobs we have) So please, log out, go to school, hug a teacher and read a textbook.and while you're at it, go look in the mirror and know that you too are beautiful, because such hateful things only stem from internal struggles. Bless you. -Me and my BEAUTIFUL family 8/23/15, 3:23 AM 3,472 RETWEETS 4,518 FAVORITES Reply to Zendaya, Darriminnie7, Bris Notifications Home Messages Me First, I'm gonna pray for you. While you're so concerned about what my parents look like, please know that these are two of the most selfless people in the world. They have chosen to spend their entire life, not worried about trivial things such as looks and insulting people's parents on Twitter, but instead became educators who have dedicate their lives to teaching, cultivating and filling young shallow minds. (One of the most important yet underpaid jobs we have) So please, log out, go to school, hug a teacher and read a textbook...and while you're at it, go look in the mirror and know that you too are beautiful, because such hateful things only stem from internal struggles. Bless you. -Me and my BEAUTIFUL family 17 3,472 4,518 fvckniko: dmc-dmc: jahmyaa: 56blogscrazy: Some people just weren’t raised right respect to zendaya I love how she handled that. Like some celebrities have some disrespectful clap backs. Zendaya’s was tasteful. I feel the “tasteful clapbacks” are the ones people absolutely can’t come back from. Lol She is the future.
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thegardennymph: What Tree Did You Fall From? Dec 23 to Jan 01 —- Apple TreeJan 01 to Jan 11 —- Fir TreeJan 12 to Jan 24 —- Elm TreeJan 25 to Feb 03 — Cypress TreeFeb 04 to Feb 08 — Poplar TreeFeb 09 to Feb 18 — Cedar TreeFeb 19 to Feb 28 — Pine TreeMar 01 to Mar 10 — Weeping Willow TreeMar 11 to Mar 20 — Lime TreeMar 21 (only) ——— Oak TreeMar 22 to Mar 31 — Hazelnut TreeApr 01 to Apr 10 —- Rowan TreeApr 11 to Apr 20 —- Maple TreeApr 21 to Apr 30 —- Walnut TreeMay 01 to May 14 - Poplar TreeMay 15 to May 24 - Chestnut TreeMay 25 to Jun 03 — Ash TreeJun 04 to Jun 13 —- Hornbeam TreeJun 14 to Jun 23 —- Fig TreeJun 24 (only) ———— Birch TreeJun 25 to Jul 04 —— Apple TreeJul 05 to Jul 14 ——- Fir TreeJul 15 to Jul 25 ——- Elm TreeJul 26 to Aug 04 —- Cypress TreeAug 05 to Aug 13 — Poplar TreeAug 14 to Aug 23 — Cedar TreeAug 24 to Sep 02 — Pine TreeSep 03 to Sep 12 — Weeping Willow TreeSep 13 to Sep 22 — Lime TreeSep 23 (only) ——— Olive TreeSep 24 to Oct 03 —- Hazelnut TreeOct 04 to Oct 13 —— Rowan TreeOct 14 to Oct 23 —— Maple TreeOct 24 to Nov 11 — Walnut TreeNov 12 to Nov 21 — Chestnut TreeNov 22 to Dec 01 — Ash TreeDec 02 to Dec 11 — Hornbeam TreeDec 12 to Dec 21 — Fig TreeDec 22 (only) ——— Beech TreeDec 23 to Dec 31 — Apple Tree NOW FIND YOUR TREE(Listed in alphabetical order)Apple Tree (Love) — quiet and shy at times, lots of charm,appeal, and attraction, pleasant attitude, flirtatious smile,adventurous, sensitive, loyal in love, wants to love and be loved,faithful and tender partner, very generous, many talents, loveschildren, needs affectionate partner.Ash Tree (Ambition) — extremely attractive, vivacious,impulsive, demanding, does not care for criticism, ambitious,intelligent, talented, likes to play with fate, can be very egotistic,reliable, restless lover, sometimes money rules over the heart,demands attention, needs love and much emotional support.Beech Tree (Creative) — has good taste, concerned about itslooks, materialistic, good organization of life and career,economical, good leader, takes no unnecessary risks, reasonable,splendid lifetime companion, keen on keeping fit (diets, sports,etc.).Birch Tree (Inspirational) — vivacious, attractive, elegant,friendly, unpretentious, modest, does not like anything in excess,abhors the vulgar, loves life in nature and in calm, not verypassionate, full of imagination, little ambition, creates a calm andcontent atmosphere.Cedar Tree (Confident) — of rare strength, knows how to adapt,likes unexpected presents, of good health, not in the least shy,tends to look down on others, self-confident, a great speaker,determined, often impatient, likes to impress others, has many talents,industrious, healthy optimism, waits for the one true love, able tomake quick decisions.Chestnut Tree (Honest) — of unusual stature, impressive,well-developed sense of justice, fun to be around, a planner, borndiplomat, can be irritated easily, sensitive of others feelings,hard worker, sometimes acts superior, feels misunderstood at times,fiercely family oriented, very loyal in love, physically fit.Cypress Tree (Faithfulness) — strong, muscular, adaptable, takes what life has to give but doesn’t necessarily like it, strives to becontent, optimistic, wants to be financially independent, wants loveand affection, hates loneliness, passionate lover which cannot besatisfied, faithful, quick-tempered at times, can be unruly andcareless, loves to gain knowledge, needs to! be needed.Elm Tree (Noble-minded) — pleasant shape, tasteful clothes,modest demands, tends not to forgive mistakes, cheerful, likes tolead but not to obey, honest and faithful partner, likes making decisionsfor others, noble-minded, generous, good sense of humor, practical.Fig Tree (Sensibility) — very strong minded, a bit self-willed,honest, loyal, independent, hates contradiction or arguments, loveslife and friends, enjoys children and animals, a social butterfly,great sense of humor, likes idleness and laziness after longdemanding hours at work, has artistic talent and great intelligence.Fir tree (Mysterious) — extraordinary taste, handles stresspoorly, loves anything beautiful, can become depressed at times,stubborn, tends to care for those close to them as well as helpingstrangers, rather modest, hard worker, talented, unselfish, fewsexual relationships, many friends, doesn’t want foes,! very reliable.Hazelnut Tree (Extraordinary) — charming, sense of humor, verydemanding but can also be very understanding, knows how to make alasting impression, active fighter for social causes and politics,popular, quite moody, sexually oriented, honest, a perfectionist,has a precise sense of judgment and expects complete fairness.Hornbeam Tree (Good Taste) — of cool beauty, cares for itslooks and condition, good taste, is not egoistic, makes life ascomfortable as possible, leads a reasonable and disciplined life,looks for kindness and acknowledgment in an emotional partner,dreams of unusual lovers, is seldom happy with its feelings,mistrusts most people, is never sure of its decisions,very conscientious.Lime Tree (Doubt) - intelligent, hard working, accepts what lifedishes out, but not before trying to change bad circumstances intogood ones, hates fighting and stress, enjoys getaway vacations, mayappear tough, but is actually soft and relenting, always willing to make sacrifices for family and friends, has many talents but notalways enough time to use them, can become a complainer, greatleadership qualities, is jealous at times but extremely loyal.Maple Tree (Independence of Mind) — no ordinary person, full ofimagination and originality, shy and reserved, ambitious, proud,self-confident, hungers for new experiences, sometimes nervous, hasmany complexities, good memory, learns easily, complicated lovelife, wants to impress.Oak Tree (Brave) — robust nature, courageous, strong,unrelenting, independent, sensible, does not like change,keeps its feet on the ground, person of action.Olive Tree (Wisdom) — loves sun, warmth and kind feelings,reasonable, balanced, avoids aggression and violence, tolerant,cheerful, calm, well-developed sense of justice, sensitive,empathetic, free of jealousy, ! loves to read, and enjoysthe company of sophisticated people.Pine Tree (the Peacemaker) — loves agreeable company, craves peaceand harmony, loves to help others, active imagination, likes to writepoetry, not fashion conscious, great compassion, friendly to all,falls strongly in love but will leave if betrayed or lied to, emotionallysoft, low self esteem, needs affection and reassurance.Poplar Tree (Uncertainty) — looks very decorative, talented,not very self-confident, extremely courageous if necessary, needsgoodwill and pleasant surroundings, very choosy, often lonely, greatanimosity, great artistic nature, good organizer, tends to lean towardphilosophy, reliable in any situation, takes partnership seriously.Rowan Tree (Sensitivity) — full of charm, cheerful, gifted without egotism, likes to draw attention, loves life, motion,unrest, and even complications, is both dependent andindependent, good taste, artistic, passionate, emotional,good company, does not forgive.Walnut Tree (Passionate) — unrelenting, strange and full ofcontrasts, often egotistic, aggressive, noble, broad horizon,unexpected reactions, spontaneous, unlimited ambition, noflexibility, difficult and uncommon partner, not always likedbut often admired, ingenious strategist, very jealous andpassionate, no compromise.Weeping Willow (Melancholy) - likes to be stress free, loves family life, full of hopes and dreams, attractive, very empathetic,loves anything beautiful, musically inclined, loves to travel toexotic places, restless, capricious, honest, can be influenced butis not easy to live with when pressured, sometimes demanding,good intuition, suffers in love until they find that one loyal,steadfast partner; loves to make others laugh. : thegardennymph: What Tree Did You Fall From? Dec 23 to Jan 01 —- Apple TreeJan 01 to Jan 11 —- Fir TreeJan 12 to Jan 24 —- Elm TreeJan 25 to Feb 03 — Cypress TreeFeb 04 to Feb 08 — Poplar TreeFeb 09 to Feb 18 — Cedar TreeFeb 19 to Feb 28 — Pine TreeMar 01 to Mar 10 — Weeping Willow TreeMar 11 to Mar 20 — Lime TreeMar 21 (only) ——— Oak TreeMar 22 to Mar 31 — Hazelnut TreeApr 01 to Apr 10 —- Rowan TreeApr 11 to Apr 20 —- Maple TreeApr 21 to Apr 30 —- Walnut TreeMay 01 to May 14 - Poplar TreeMay 15 to May 24 - Chestnut TreeMay 25 to Jun 03 — Ash TreeJun 04 to Jun 13 —- Hornbeam TreeJun 14 to Jun 23 —- Fig TreeJun 24 (only) ———— Birch TreeJun 25 to Jul 04 —— Apple TreeJul 05 to Jul 14 ——- Fir TreeJul 15 to Jul 25 ——- Elm TreeJul 26 to Aug 04 —- Cypress TreeAug 05 to Aug 13 — Poplar TreeAug 14 to Aug 23 — Cedar TreeAug 24 to Sep 02 — Pine TreeSep 03 to Sep 12 — Weeping Willow TreeSep 13 to Sep 22 — Lime TreeSep 23 (only) ——— Olive TreeSep 24 to Oct 03 —- Hazelnut TreeOct 04 to Oct 13 —— Rowan TreeOct 14 to Oct 23 —— Maple TreeOct 24 to Nov 11 — Walnut TreeNov 12 to Nov 21 — Chestnut TreeNov 22 to Dec 01 — Ash TreeDec 02 to Dec 11 — Hornbeam TreeDec 12 to Dec 21 — Fig TreeDec 22 (only) ——— Beech TreeDec 23 to Dec 31 — Apple Tree NOW FIND YOUR TREE(Listed in alphabetical order)Apple Tree (Love) — quiet and shy at times, lots of charm,appeal, and attraction, pleasant attitude, flirtatious smile,adventurous, sensitive, loyal in love, wants to love and be loved,faithful and tender partner, very generous, many talents, loveschildren, needs affectionate partner.Ash Tree (Ambition) — extremely attractive, vivacious,impulsive, demanding, does not care for criticism, ambitious,intelligent, talented, likes to play with fate, can be very egotistic,reliable, restless lover, sometimes money rules over the heart,demands attention, needs love and much emotional support.Beech Tree (Creative) — has good taste, concerned about itslooks, materialistic, good organization of life and career,economical, good leader, takes no unnecessary risks, reasonable,splendid lifetime companion, keen on keeping fit (diets, sports,etc.).Birch Tree (Inspirational) — vivacious, attractive, elegant,friendly, unpretentious, modest, does not like anything in excess,abhors the vulgar, loves life in nature and in calm, not verypassionate, full of imagination, little ambition, creates a calm andcontent atmosphere.Cedar Tree (Confident) — of rare strength, knows how to adapt,likes unexpected presents, of good health, not in the least shy,tends to look down on others, self-confident, a great speaker,determined, often impatient, likes to impress others, has many talents,industrious, healthy optimism, waits for the one true love, able tomake quick decisions.Chestnut Tree (Honest) — of unusual stature, impressive,well-developed sense of justice, fun to be around, a planner, borndiplomat, can be irritated easily, sensitive of others feelings,hard worker, sometimes acts superior, feels misunderstood at times,fiercely family oriented, very loyal in love, physically fit.Cypress Tree (Faithfulness) — strong, muscular, adaptable, takes what life has to give but doesn’t necessarily like it, strives to becontent, optimistic, wants to be financially independent, wants loveand affection, hates loneliness, passionate lover which cannot besatisfied, faithful, quick-tempered at times, can be unruly andcareless, loves to gain knowledge, needs to! be needed.Elm Tree (Noble-minded) — pleasant shape, tasteful clothes,modest demands, tends not to forgive mistakes, cheerful, likes tolead but not to obey, honest and faithful partner, likes making decisionsfor others, noble-minded, generous, good sense of humor, practical.Fig Tree (Sensibility) — very strong minded, a bit self-willed,honest, loyal, independent, hates contradiction or arguments, loveslife and friends, enjoys children and animals, a social butterfly,great sense of humor, likes idleness and laziness after longdemanding hours at work, has artistic talent and great intelligence.Fir tree (Mysterious) — extraordinary taste, handles stresspoorly, loves anything beautiful, can become depressed at times,stubborn, tends to care for those close to them as well as helpingstrangers, rather modest, hard worker, talented, unselfish, fewsexual relationships, many friends, doesn’t want foes,! very reliable.Hazelnut Tree (Extraordinary) — charming, sense of humor, verydemanding but can also be very understanding, knows how to make alasting impression, active fighter for social causes and politics,popular, quite moody, sexually oriented, honest, a perfectionist,has a precise sense of judgment and expects complete fairness.Hornbeam Tree (Good Taste) — of cool beauty, cares for itslooks and condition, good taste, is not egoistic, makes life ascomfortable as possible, leads a reasonable and disciplined life,looks for kindness and acknowledgment in an emotional partner,dreams of unusual lovers, is seldom happy with its feelings,mistrusts most people, is never sure of its decisions,very conscientious.Lime Tree (Doubt) - intelligent, hard working, accepts what lifedishes out, but not before trying to change bad circumstances intogood ones, hates fighting and stress, enjoys getaway vacations, mayappear tough, but is actually soft and relenting, always willing to make sacrifices for family and friends, has many talents but notalways enough time to use them, can become a complainer, greatleadership qualities, is jealous at times but extremely loyal.Maple Tree (Independence of Mind) — no ordinary person, full ofimagination and originality, shy and reserved, ambitious, proud,self-confident, hungers for new experiences, sometimes nervous, hasmany complexities, good memory, learns easily, complicated lovelife, wants to impress.Oak Tree (Brave) — robust nature, courageous, strong,unrelenting, independent, sensible, does not like change,keeps its feet on the ground, person of action.Olive Tree (Wisdom) — loves sun, warmth and kind feelings,reasonable, balanced, avoids aggression and violence, tolerant,cheerful, calm, well-developed sense of justice, sensitive,empathetic, free of jealousy, ! loves to read, and enjoysthe company of sophisticated people.Pine Tree (the Peacemaker) — loves agreeable company, craves peaceand harmony, loves to help others, active imagination, likes to writepoetry, not fashion conscious, great compassion, friendly to all,falls strongly in love but will leave if betrayed or lied to, emotionallysoft, low self esteem, needs affection and reassurance.Poplar Tree (Uncertainty) — looks very decorative, talented,not very self-confident, extremely courageous if necessary, needsgoodwill and pleasant surroundings, very choosy, often lonely, greatanimosity, great artistic nature, good organizer, tends to lean towardphilosophy, reliable in any situation, takes partnership seriously.Rowan Tree (Sensitivity) — full of charm, cheerful, gifted without egotism, likes to draw attention, loves life, motion,unrest, and even complications, is both dependent andindependent, good taste, artistic, passionate, emotional,good company, does not forgive.Walnut Tree (Passionate) — unrelenting, strange and full ofcontrasts, often egotistic, aggressive, noble, broad horizon,unexpected reactions, spontaneous, unlimited ambition, noflexibility, difficult and uncommon partner, not always likedbut often admired, ingenious strategist, very jealous andpassionate, no compromise.Weeping Willow (Melancholy) - likes to be stress free, loves family life, full of hopes and dreams, attractive, very empathetic,loves anything beautiful, musically inclined, loves to travel toexotic places, restless, capricious, honest, can be influenced butis not easy to live with when pressured, sometimes demanding,good intuition, suffers in love until they find that one loyal,steadfast partner; loves to make others laugh.
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