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techcrunch: Yeah, we're gonna win even if I have to go into the auditorium and personally jerk off every guy in the audience That's a lot of jerking And we only have ten minutes to present So.... So, we're fucked, aren't we? Yeah, even if he's jerking two at a time, there are, what, 800 guys in that room? So that's 400 times whatever the mean jerk-time is The what? Mean jerk-time. I mean, it doesn't matter, but, hypothetically, time is equal to 400 total jerks at a two-dick rate Unless Erlich jerks off four guys at a time, and then we can cut that in half How would he do four guys...? He's got two hands, so ?that's two dicks at a time, right Look, you have two guys on either side with so you're go ?Four, see full-length. their dicks, tip to Yeah, so what we're trying to do, hypothetically, is minimize which is 800 dudes, multiplied by mean-jerk time, divided by four dicks at a time. Of course, Erlich would have to pre-sort guys by height, so that their dicks lined up Not by height, technically. The measurement that we're looking for, really, is dick to floor. Call that D2F TLE You know, if a guy's dick was long enough, it would be able to reach up or down to another guy with a different D2F. The longer the dick, the greater the D2F bridge, but I would still be able to jerk it off in one smooth motion... I'd just have to jerk it on an angle. So D2F sub-1 needs to equal D2F sub-2, and D2F sub-3 needs to equal D2F sub-4, where length L creates a complimentary shaft angle. Call that theta D. Now, the orgasm threshold... as a function of Lamda sub... Guys, does girth-similarity affect Erlich's ability to jerk different dicks simultaneously? LOOO Shit. Yeah, I think it would Of course, it does. Time to orgasm, or T20, has to be the same for each matching pair of dicks otherwise I'm wasting a lot of great strokes on a guy that's already busted. 800xMTT Unless you can hotswap dicks in and out. So on a downstroke, you get a new one in. So when you stroke up you're not wasting any energy Even so. I think this is the most reliable metric for stamina [after Disrupt] the TechCrunch Let me ask you something. How fast do you think you could jack off every guy in this room? 'Cause I know how long it would take me. And I can prove it. VIA 9GAG.COM
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techcrunch: Yeah, we're gonna win even if I have to go into the auditorium and personally jerk off every guy in the audience That's a lot of jerking And we only have ten minutes to present So.... So, we're fucked, aren't we? Yeah, even if he's jerking two at a time, there are, what, 800 guys in that room? So that's 400 times whatever the mean jerk-time is The what? Mean jerk-time. I mean, it doesn't matter, but, hypothetically, time is equal to 400 total jerks at a two-dick rate Unless Erlich jerks off four guys at a time, and then we can cut that in half How would he do four guys...? He's got two hands, so ?that's two dicks at a time, right Look, you have two guys on either side with so you're go ?Four, see full-length. their dicks, tip to Yeah, so what we're trying to do, hypothetically, is minimize which is 800 dudes, multiplied by mean-jerk time, divided by four dicks at a time. Of course, Erlich would have to pre-sort guys by height, so that their dicks lined up Not by height, technically. The measurement that we're looking for, really, is dick to floor. Call that D2F TLE You know, if a guy's dick was long enough, it would be able to reach up or down to another guy with a different D2F. The longer the dick, the greater the D2F bridge, but I would still be able to jerk it off in one smooth motion... I'd just have to jerk it on an angle. So D2F sub-1 needs to equal D2F sub-2, and D2F sub-3 needs to equal D2F sub-4, where length L creates a complimentary shaft angle. Call that theta D. Now, the orgasm threshold... as a function of Lamda sub... Guys, does girth-similarity affect Erlich's ability to jerk different dicks simultaneously? LOOO Shit. Yeah, I think it would Of course, it does. Time to orgasm, or T20, has to be the same for each matching pair of dicks otherwise I'm wasting a lot of great strokes on a guy that's already busted. 800xMTT Unless you can hotswap dicks in and out. So on a downstroke, you get a new one in. So when you stroke up you're not wasting any energy Even so. I think this is the most reliable metric for stamina [after Disrupt] the TechCrunch Let me ask you something. How fast do you think you could jack off every guy in this room? 'Cause I know how long it would take me. And I can prove it. VIA 9GAG.COM
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How are people still thinking this way? Also, Donald Trump???: 4G l 3 make excuses for this person you idolize and don't know all u want it won't Comments change who he is Reply 8 m e http://techcrunch.com/2017/09 /10/pewdiepie-is-back-making-more -racist-comments/ also ur white please don't act like you know the power of the N word yikes 1 like Reply 1 h Reply 8 m e if u oh what the hell that article is complete bullshit. Yes there were antisemitic have to make your own reasons to make what he did make sense your argument is already flawed. he has too big a platform and his fan base is way too young for him to be doing what he is. it's gross, manipulative and clearly working... references in some of his videos because in one, he was playing a game and another player had a Hitler skin, nothing to do with pewdiepie. Another example is when he gave a shoutout to some unpopular YouTube channels he watched some videos Reply 6 m yikes I'm not white.... And I just said in some countries it doesn't have any power because it's just a word, some people make a big deal out of it for nothing. And I'm not even idolising him, I genuinely like his content because he's a good human being. And how can I be making excuses if I literally stated facts? from, one of which had antisemitic content, which he did not know about!! And the time he said the N word has been taken waayyy to seriously. Like famous people haven't made mistakes, especially on live stream. The thing is for most non-US people, the N word really isn't that big of a deal, and it's especially not used to dehumanise a black person. It's literally just a word like Bro or fam. But why am I telling you all this. If you don't watch his videos, which you obviously don't because then you'd know that he's a very kind, genuine and honest person, and that the media loves to attack him when he Reply 6 m his role outside of america may be different but his words applied to the racial contact of america has been extremely toxic. video game culture in general has become toxic, it's filled with racist insults and praise of donald trump. pewdiepie certainly doesn't use his platform to make gaming a safer place for anyone who isn't a straight white dude does the slightest mistake, then you can't judge him because you don't actually know anything about him 42s Reply Reply 14 m How are people still thinking this way? Also, Donald Trump???
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How about that competition between Travel Companies?

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Expedia literally has a monopoly on travel booking. What do you guys think about this?: audible EPIC WeBank 微众银行 ita AbeBooks.com shoebuy wotif group o privatecore CarRentals Moosesaw onavo YouTube Software GAMES DoubleClick (а Alexa Pebbles Bonobos AdMob GRBITZ oculus hotwire interfaces WILDFIRE MODCLOTH sanook.com DeepMind Atlas Great Value Parcel waze CHINA MUSIC CORP. EGENCIA IMDb WEIBO goodreads nexus FeedBurner SU JIBBIGO FIREBASE HomeAway Jet Box Office VUDU Mojo bompreço WHOLE FOODS G Qzone Zappos WeChat amazon Һтс Tencent MARKET trivago Lider engadget shopbop RYOT **travelocity SEIYU Gumtree f SOUQ an amapon company ASDA THUFFPOSTI Hotels. Braintree StubHub Expedia mapquest Magento ebay Sam's where millennialmedia TechCrunch Walmart VBillMeLater CLUB (Aol. ХOom BrightRoll tumblr. CRAZEAL THE WEB WORLD flickr Glassmap verizon GROUPON YAHOO! Ilivingsocial msn PRETTY QUICK WHO mopub е bing GNIP Periscope Linked in OWNS WHO? Microsoft TellApart U BER aQuantive OTTO CLOUDYN Trendrr tripadvisor MOJANG SWIPE LABS (niche viator deCarta tap Commerce NAVISION software yammer novaurise R Lumia dimmi zalando Alibaba.com lafourchette 6 Sнazaм Rakuten Beats NEXT Electronics EJOYT emagic LAZADA holidaylettings Viber ХВОX Primesense priceline 淘宝网 zalando BREAD BUTTER Taobao.com ADTECH LAB SIRI South China AutoNavi Booking.com EBATES Morning Post OYSTER Aliwangwang Where I've Been ZMS SMI KICKZ. HODSTOP (yoUKu COM YOUR WAYTO GO Cheapflights Alibaba Group PriceMinister biens JETSETTER ORakuten KAYAK Rentalcars a TripAdvisor company AliHealth 阿里健康 楽回天 Edy VacationHomeRentals tramtripadvisor Rentals agoda.com OverDrive AGTECH www.agtech.com GateGuru A TripAdvisor company anobit 亞博科技 QRakuten VIKI LinkShare AliExpress mundipharma momondo UCBrowser PriceMatch Bkobo slice Booking Suite Siens QRakuten TV Expedia literally has a monopoly on travel booking. What do you guys think about this?

Expedia literally has a monopoly on travel booking. What do you guys think about this?

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