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failnation: how to leave the planethttp://failnation.tumblr.com: best leave the pl. How to Leave the Planet: 1. Phone NASA. Their phone number is (731) 483-3111, Explain that it's very important that you get away as soon as possible. 2. If they do not cooperate, phone any friend you may have in the White House- (202) 456-1414-to have a word on your behalf with the guys at NASA. 3. If you don't have any friends at the White House, phone the Kremlin (ask the overseas operator for 0107-095-295-9051). The don't have any friends there either (at least, none to speak of), but they do seem to have a little influence, so you may as well try. 4. If that also fails, phone the Pope for guidance. His telephone number is 011-39-6-6982, and I gather his switchboard is infallible. 5. If all these attempts fail, flag down a passing flying saucer and explain that it's vitally important you get away before your phone bill arrives. DOUGLAS ADAMS Los Angeles 1983 and London 1985 12 failnation: how to leave the planethttp://failnation.tumblr.com

failnation:

how to leave the planethttp://failnation.tumblr.com: best leave the pl.
How to Leave the Planet:
1. Phone NASA. Their phone number is (731) 483-3111,
Explain that it's very important that you get away as soon as
possible.
2. If they do not cooperate, phone any friend you may have in
the White House- (202) 456-1414-to have a word on your behalf
with the guys at NASA.
3. If you don't have any friends at the White House, phone the
Kremlin (ask the overseas operator for 0107-095-295-9051). The
don't have any friends there either (at least, none to speak of), but
they do seem to have a little influence, so you may as well try.
4. If that also fails, phone the Pope for guidance. His telephone
number is 011-39-6-6982, and I gather his switchboard is
infallible.
5. If all these attempts fail, flag down a passing flying saucer
and explain that it's vitally important you get away before your
phone bill arrives.
DOUGLAS ADAMS
Los Angeles 1983 and London 1985
12
failnation:

how to leave the planethttp://failnation.tumblr.com

failnation:

how to leave the planethttp://failnation.tumblr.com: best leave the pl.
How to Leave the Planet:
1. Phone NASA. Their phone number is (731) 483-3111,
Explain that it's very important that you get away as soon as
possible.
2. If they do not cooperate, phone any friend you may have in
the White House- (202) 456-1414-to have a word on your behalf
with the guys at NASA.
3. If you don't have any friends at the White House, phone the
Kremlin (ask the overseas operator for 0107-095-295-9051). The
don't have any friends there either (at least, none to speak of), but
they do seem to have a little influence, so you may as well try.
4. If that also fails, phone the Pope for guidance. His telephone
number is 011-39-6-6982, and I gather his switchboard is
infallible.
5. If all these attempts fail, flag down a passing flying saucer
and explain that it's vitally important you get away before your
phone bill arrives.
DOUGLAS ADAMS
Los Angeles 1983 and London 1985
12
failnation:

how to leave the planethttp://failnation.tumblr.com

failnation: how to leave the planethttp://failnation.tumblr.com

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