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Honestly, this version of the myth is much funnier.: ve dusty-purple I just love the myth of Persephone, i mean the real, original version of it, because it's not like she got kidnapped, no, this bitch was la-de-da-ing in a meadow and she just happened to find an entrance to the Underworld and she was like "Imma check this out. And she just wanders into the Underworld and discovers that hey this place ain't too bad Meanwhile Hades is in the background "????? UM??? PRETTY GIRL??? WHY ARE YOU HERE?????? YOU AREN'T DEAD??? And Persephone (who was originally called Kore just a little fyi) just looked at him and said "I like it here. I'm staying." And Hades kinda just went with it, until Demeter started throwing the temper tantrum of the millenium upstairs and Zeus had to intervene because this shit was getting out of hand and its actually his job to be admistrator of justice. Which considering the shit he gets up to is kinda histerical but that's another story there. And basically Persephone wasn'ta prisoner or kidnap victim at all she just really loved the Underworld and her (eventual) husband, and the Greeks feared her arguably more than her husband because Hades could be reasoned with but Persephone was the one laying the smack down on sinners, and really, who wouldn't be at least a little scared of someone who's name means something along the lines of "the destroyer Basically, Persephone is amazing and everbody needs to get on her level garnetthefirst i think the best part of that myth is that Zeus decided to change Kore's name to Persephone (basically the one who brings chaos") only because she wanted to stay in the underworld and SHE WOULDN'T FUCKING LISTEN then Zeus, all-mighty king of the gods, kinda gives up and goes "fine, but you're going to visit your mom "also, I changed your name "get rekt achillvs Also, if I'm not mistaken, Kore means "little girl so imagine going from that to "chaos bringer parzifalsjudgment I mean, going from little girl to chaos bringer sounds like a p solid deal to me, sign me up. Source: dusty-purple 86,676 notes Honestly, this version of the myth is much funnier.
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What symptom is it when someone calls me subhuman for complaining about a game company? (more in comments): Comment on How Devil May Cry 5 Could Have Been Written Better ChaosSonic2018 on Chapter 4 Fri 23 Aug 2019 10:09AM EDT Wow that is a complete and utter garbage. If you wrote Devil May Cry. No one would want to buy it. You are just an egotistical asshole bashing a popular series Your writing is complete trash. No wonder no one likes you. You are just a scumbag with delusions of grandeur. Reply Thread Delete 2019 08:08PM EDT Restless_Ghost_95 on Chapter 4 Fri 23 Nah, I definitely did waaay better than the tire fire of a story Crapcom made. I doubt you even read it. You just hate me as a person so that's your knee-jerk reaction Capitalism and bad taste really did rot your brain Thread Reply Delete Parent Thread ChaosSonic2018 on Chapter 4 Sat 24 Aug 2019 09:54AM EDT Wow more childish insults. Except Capcom is a beloved billion dollar franchise and Devil May Cry is a popular series that millions of people love. Capcom made a great story. That's why all the Devil May Cry fans loved Devil May Cry 5. They gave the fans what they wanted and made hit selling it. Trolls like you are the only ones complaining. You are just a sad pathetic self-entitled brat throwing a temper tantrum. Your fanfic is a dumpster fire. That's why no one supports your garbage fanfic. I read your shitty writing. It was complete trash. You are a delusional idiot who can't accept facts. LOL "Capatilism Dude you are the one acting like an elitist and insulting hard working authors and designers behind their back. You haven't ever worked hard a day in your entire life or ever done anything of value. You are just worthless scumbag. No one is going to remember when you die. Meanwhile franchises like Capcom will always be remembered for their great creations and games. Capcom will always be a loved franchise. No one is going to love a worthless piece of shit like you. Even your parents are tired of dealing with trash like you "bad taste" Bad taste would be complete garbage you wrote. Devil May Cry is a great series. Always was. My brain is perfectly fine. Though it is overwhelming clear that you never had a brain to begin with. It explains why you never say anything intelligent and just resort to childish nonsense. Your IQ is clearly below zero. ...wOw. Last Edited Sat 24 Aug 2019 09:56AM EDT Restless_Ghost_95 on Chapter 4 Sat 24 Aug 2019 07:48PM ED What is it about my opinions that scare you so much, exactly? "This game is popular so no one should EVER criticize it, because millions of people bought it! It's a good story cuz I said so! So there!" If Devil May Cry 5 was such a "flawless work of twenty-first century genius" as you act like it is- Why are you so offended over a random woman's complaints about the story? I know that you have this warped view that "the things I like are flawless, and anybody who complains about them is a mean dumb troll whose opinions are automatically wrong and invalid", but that's not reality. Hating a story does not make one a troll, no matter how much you lie otherwise You whine about childish insults and tantrums- yet you insult my parents and say they hate me, you call me trash, an idiot, worthless, you say my IQ is below zero, "no one will ever love you cuz you insulted my beloved vidya games!" That's very childish. But your hypocrisy is clear and unsurprising. You are a despicable excuse of a person, and it's disturbing how you worship a corporation. It's seriously messed your head badly, as your tantrum comments here show. What symptom is it when someone calls me subhuman for complaining about a game company? (more in comments)
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This was on one of those Reddit youtube videos so it must be true!: When Toy Story 4 was released here in Brazil, I was laser-focused on watching on the theaters. On the day of release, I went to the shopping mall (where the cinema was located) and I was in line to buy the ticket. Behind me, I heard some kids excitedly talking about watching the movie, too, and I was glad that these kids were hyped for Toy Story 4, too. When it was my turn to buy a ticket, I informed the ticket seller I wanted a ticket for Toy Story 4, and that's when I heard a "pfft" coming from behind me. It was the aforementioned kids's mother... our EM for this tale. This ticked me off, but the ticket seller noticed and just gave me "forget her" headshake, and I continued with the purchase. When it was time for me to select my seat, I chose the perfect one: Right in the middle of the cinema, not too high, nor too low... perfect! I guess Karen saw that I had the perfect seat, and let out an "Er-hem!" and when I looked over to hear, she was glaring at me, as if she were expecting me to give her something, and this is what follows, but let's introduce our cast here. CAST: EM Entitled Mother ME STORY: When I saw EM glaring at me, I was already pissed off and UNpolitely said: ME: "The hell are you looking at?" EM: "Watch your tone, young man. Aren't you a bit too old to be watching Toy Store?" (yes, she actually said Toy STORE!!!) ME: "First off, the movie's name is Toy STORY! With an "Y". Secondly, it's none of your business what movie I decide to watch. Why don't you mind your own business?" EM: "Ugh, aren't you disrespectful? Where are your parents? I'm sure they won't be too pleased with your rudeness, kid" ME: "I'm nota kid. I'm 21 years old, and I'm here alone. And actually, they taught me to stand my ground when someone like you, an entitled asswipe, got in my face about something that you shouldn't even be a part of". EM: "How dare you, you brat. You shouldn't even me watching this, this is a movie for kids! You're probably some loner who lives off your parents's paychecks and don't work or even go to school" ME: "Wow, you're a major bitch. I truly pity these kids. I bet they don't have many friends over considering you'd be there at home waiting, and you'd probably scare off whatever friends they bring over" EM: "For your information, my kids are super popular at their school! They have LOTS of friends!" ME: "Lady, do you see this?" (I stretch out my closed fist towards her and I say): "This is the amount of fucks that I give whether your kids are popular or not. Now, would you kindly fuck off?" EM: "I'll say it again, you're Too OLD to be watching kids's movies! Anyone with half a brain would think the same" By this time, a small crowd of people have gathered to watch this, including the people in line behind us, and many of them had a "this is a crazy bitch" look on their faces, and EM looks around for support, but nobody says a damn word. I decide to fire back: ME: "*And you? You're TOO OLD to be alive. Jesus, grandma, go have a tea or something and chill the fuck out" (She was 40-ish, but I REEEEALLY wanted to fuck with her) EM: "I'M NOT OLD! I'M NOT A GRANDMOTHER! DON'T YOU DARE CALL ME THAT, AGAIN!" This EM's face had turned red, and she had her cheeks puffed, as she was trying to hold back her crying, but tears were already FLOWING DOWN her cheeks, and she stuttered in-between words due to her crying: EM: "I-I-I-I'm a young woman, still! I'm not o-o-old! ME: "Oh my mistake. I assumed these were your kids. They're your GRANDkids, aren't they? You should be proud. I just hope you get to live long enough to see them having kids of their own!" EM: "TH-THESE AR-ARE MY KIDS, NOT MY GRANDKIDS! STOP CALLING ME OLD! STOP IT, STOP IT, STOP IT!!" ME: "Whoah, are you having a mid-life crisis... but... you're an old woman... you're WAAAY past the MID-life... you're reaching the END of life. That doesn't make sense... how can a GRANDMA (I let out a huge shout to that one) be having a mid-life crisis?!" And this EM was having a full-out temper tantrum, she was constantly crying out loud, and she seemed to have some low self-esteem if she was crying like a toddler by being called old... sheesh... her kids were understandbly scared, but were quiet nonetheless, cowering away with each other. By this time, I was done, and I just turned around quietly and finished the purchase. The ticket seller's mouth was twitching... she was trying SO HARD not to laugh. While some people in the crowd were laughing, others thought I went a little too far, and I should apologize. Now... any person with a soft heart would've felt bad, but me? Heh heh heh.... I'm an asshole! A petty asshole at that. After finishing my purchase, I threw one last salt in the EM's wound: ME: "Well, this was entertaining, but I have some other shit to do. Since my movie starts at night, I'll come back later. See ya later, grandma!" EM: "YOU ASSHOLE!!!" ME (in the distance): "Took you THIS LONG to figure it out?!" And that was it, ladies and gents... no arrests, no rape accusations, no assaults, no "my little angel deserves this more than you" bullshit... just a typical ol' EM getting her big-ass nose into someone else's business, and giving her worthless and meaningless take on the subject at hand. TL;DR: EM says I'm too old to watch Toy Story 4, and I make her cry in return by calling her old and she has a full-blown meltdown in front of everyone. This was on one of those Reddit youtube videos so it must be true!
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