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Chill, Comfortable, and Relationships: Magic Results in Your Fingerprints Your fingerprint patterns: Left hand Right hand 0 0 Thumb Index Middle Ring Little Little Ring Middle Your personality: Honest, cheerful and emotional and you easily get moved and excited. Quick-tempered, speaking and acting quickly You are extroverted and concerned by the things around you, maintaining friendly relationships. Extremely enthusiastic about your work, and when start a task you follow it through to the end You tend not to insist your opinion strongly, and change it according to the environment. Your inborn physical potential: Free You are chill-bodied and may have gastroptosis by nature, so you need to pay attention to this. You are very sensitive, but be aware that continual stresses are the cause of every disease. You have a good appetite and a healthy digestive system. You sweat a lot, and talking too much might make you get tired quickly You need plenty of exercise to keep yourself healthy. Your lung capacity is small, so it is good to take deep breaths often. Swimming and running are suitable sports for you Suitable diet and miscellaneous traits: Free Highly nutritious foods with plenty of vegetable oil are good for your health. Overeating oily foods, spicy foods and cold foods are not favorable. Usually you are a heavy drinker. Colors such as green should be relaxing and comfortable for you. Your sexual feature: Free fingerinth: Wow! I had no idea that fingerprints could tell us so much about ourselves.Ā Fingerinth (the labyrinth in your finger) helps you to understand the real you with your fingerprint patterns.Ā  Visit fingerinth.com to explore Fingerprintā€™s Magic.

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Chill, Comfortable, and Relationships: Magic Results in Your Fingerprints Your fingerprint patterns: Left hand Right hand 0 0 Thumb Index Middle Ring Little Little Ring Middle Your personality: Honest, cheerful and emotional and you easily get moved and excited. Quick-tempered, speaking and acting quickly You are extroverted and concerned by the things around you, maintaining friendly relationships. Extremely enthusiastic about your work, and when start a task you follow it through to the end You tend not to insist your opinion strongly, and change it according to the environment. Your inborn physical potential: Free You are chill-bodied and may have gastroptosis by nature, so you need to pay attention to this. You are very sensitive, but be aware that continual stresses are the cause of every disease. You have a good appetite and a healthy digestive system. You sweat a lot, and talking too much might make you get tired quickly You need plenty of exercise to keep yourself healthy. Your lung capacity is small, so it is good to take deep breaths often. Swimming and running are suitable sports for you Suitable diet and miscellaneous traits: Free Highly nutritious foods with plenty of vegetable oil are good for your health. Overeating oily foods, spicy foods and cold foods are not favorable. Usually you are a heavy drinker. Colors such as green should be relaxing and comfortable for you. Your sexual feature: Free fingerinth: Wow! I had no idea that fingerprints could tell us so much about ourselves.Ā Fingerinth (the labyrinth in your finger) helps you to understand the real you with your fingerprint patterns.Ā  Visit fingerinth.com to explore Fingerprintā€™s Magic.

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Chill, Comfortable, and Relationships: Magic Results in Your Fingerprints Your fingerprint patterns: Left hand Right hand 0 0 Thumb Index Middle Ring Little Little Ring Middle Your personality: Honest, cheerful and emotional and you easily get moved and excited. Quick-tempered, speaking and acting quickly You are extroverted and concerned by the things around you, maintaining friendly relationships. Extremely enthusiastic about your work, and when start a task you follow it through to the end You tend not to insist your opinion strongly, and change it according to the environment. Your inborn physical potential: Free You are chill-bodied and may have gastroptosis by nature, so you need to pay attention to this. You are very sensitive, but be aware that continual stresses are the cause of every disease. You have a good appetite and a healthy digestive system. You sweat a lot, and talking too much might make you get tired quickly You need plenty of exercise to keep yourself healthy. Your lung capacity is small, so it is good to take deep breaths often. Swimming and running are suitable sports for you Suitable diet and miscellaneous traits: Free Highly nutritious foods with plenty of vegetable oil are good for your health. Overeating oily foods, spicy foods and cold foods are not favorable. Usually you are a heavy drinker. Colors such as green should be relaxing and comfortable for you. Your sexual feature: Free fingerinth: Wow! I had no idea that fingerprints could tell us so much about ourselves.Ā Fingerinth (the labyrinth in your finger) helps you to understand the real you with your fingerprint patterns.Ā  Visit fingerinth.com to explore Fingerprintā€™s Magic.

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Chill, Comfortable, and Relationships: Magic Results in Your Fingerprints Your fingerprint patterns: Left hand Right hand 0 0 Thumb Index Middle Ring Little Little Ring Middle Your personality: Honest, cheerful and emotional and you easily get moved and excited. Quick-tempered, speaking and acting quickly You are extroverted and concerned by the things around you, maintaining friendly relationships. Extremely enthusiastic about your work, and when start a task you follow it through to the end You tend not to insist your opinion strongly, and change it according to the environment. Your inborn physical potential: Free You are chill-bodied and may have gastroptosis by nature, so you need to pay attention to this. You are very sensitive, but be aware that continual stresses are the cause of every disease. You have a good appetite and a healthy digestive system. You sweat a lot, and talking too much might make you get tired quickly You need plenty of exercise to keep yourself healthy. Your lung capacity is small, so it is good to take deep breaths often. Swimming and running are suitable sports for you Suitable diet and miscellaneous traits: Free Highly nutritious foods with plenty of vegetable oil are good for your health. Overeating oily foods, spicy foods and cold foods are not favorable. Usually you are a heavy drinker. Colors such as green should be relaxing and comfortable for you. Your sexual feature: Free fingerinth: Wow! I had no idea that fingerprints could tell us so much about ourselves.Ā Fingerinth (the labyrinth in your finger) helps you to understand the real you with your fingerprint patterns.Ā  Visit fingerinth.com to explore Fingerprintā€™s Magic.

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Chill, Comfortable, and Relationships: Magic Results in Your Fingerprints Your fingerprint patterns: Left hand Right hand 0 0 Thumb Index Middle Ring Little Little Ring Middle Your personality: Honest, cheerful and emotional and you easily get moved and excited. Quick-tempered, speaking and acting quickly You are extroverted and concerned by the things around you, maintaining friendly relationships. Extremely enthusiastic about your work, and when start a task you follow it through to the end You tend not to insist your opinion strongly, and change it according to the environment. Your inborn physical potential: Free You are chill-bodied and may have gastroptosis by nature, so you need to pay attention to this. You are very sensitive, but be aware that continual stresses are the cause of every disease. You have a good appetite and a healthy digestive system. You sweat a lot, and talking too much might make you get tired quickly You need plenty of exercise to keep yourself healthy. Your lung capacity is small, so it is good to take deep breaths often. Swimming and running are suitable sports for you Suitable diet and miscellaneous traits: Free Highly nutritious foods with plenty of vegetable oil are good for your health. Overeating oily foods, spicy foods and cold foods are not favorable. Usually you are a heavy drinker. Colors such as green should be relaxing and comfortable for you. Your sexual feature: Free fingerinth: Wow! I had no idea that fingerprints could tell us so much about ourselves.Ā Fingerinth (the labyrinth in your finger) helps you to understand the real you with your fingerprint patterns.Ā  Visit fingerinth.com to explore Fingerprintā€™s Magic.

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Bad, Bitch, and Fucking: dusty-purple I just love the myth of Persephone, i mean the real, original version of it, because it's not like she got kidnapped, no, this bitch was la-de-da-ing in a meadow and she just happened to find an entrance to the Underworld and she was like "Imma check this out. And she just wanders into the Underworid and discovers that hey this place ain't too bad Meanwhile Hades is in the background??2?? UM??? PRETTY GIRL?? WHY ARE YOU HERE?????? YOU AREN'T DEAD??? And Persephone (who was originally called Kore just a little fyi) just looked at him and said "I like it here. I'm staying." And Hades kinda just went with it, until Demeter started throwing the temper tantrum of the millenium upstairs and Zeus had to intervene because this shit was getting out of hand and its actually his job to be admistrator of justice Which considering the shit he gets up to is kinda histerical but that's another story there. And basically Persephone wasn't a prisoner or kidnap victim at all she just really loved the Underworld and her (eventual) husband, and the Greeks feared her arguably more than her husband because Hades could be reasoned with but Persephone was the one laying the smack down on sinners and really, who wouldn't be at least a little scared of someone who's name means something along the lines of "the destroyer Basically, Persephone is amazing and everbody needs to get on her level garnetthefirst i think the best part of that myth is that Zeus decided to change Kore's name to Persephone (basically "the one who brings chaos") only because she wanted to stay in the underworld and SHE WOULDN'T FUCKING LISTEN then Zeus, all-mighty king of the gods, kinda gives up and goes fine, but you're going to visit your mom "also, I changed your name "get rekt achillvs Also, if I'm not mistaken, Kore means little girl so imagine going from that to "chaos bringer parzifalsjudgment I mean, going from little girl to chaos bringer sounds like a p solid deal to me sign me up Source: dusty-purple 86,676 notes Persephone
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Animals, Apparently, and Ass: E tumblintuck Follow dear-tumb1r PETA you guys remember when PETA stole people pets off their porches and you guys remember how it came out that PETA kills about 90% of the animals it takes in, including healthy and adoptable puppies and kittens, stating " We could become a no-kill shelter immediately. It means we wouldn't do as much work"? you guys remember when PETA advocated killing all pit bulls for the crime of being pit bulls? you guys remember when PETA handed out these comics to children when there you guys remember when they made a porn site and then filled it with videos of animal abuse, and (also in that link) claimed cats should be vegetarian? you guys remember when PETA lied about sheep shearing, got caught, and defended the lie as true even after they admitted the sheep in their picture you guys remember when they tried to excuse their horrifying ways by claiming that the person who exposed them was manipulating the facts by taking them and putting them in the wrong context? Because I remember. I remember everything. And I'm gonna make sure everyone else too. testingforcake23 Why would they kill pit bulls they're Because PETA does not care about animals. they do not care that these dogs live and breathe and feel and want love like every other dog. they do not care about the history of human/dog bonding and co-evolution, they do not care that dogs and human beings have relied on each other for millennia, they do not care that its cruel and morally repugnant to put down an animal just because you can, they do not care about animals. PETA cares about money and publicity, who is afraid of pitts as it states in the link: she was apparently bit by one, and now she hates them. PETA doesn't give a rats ass about animals. They just want to kill and make money off of idiots who fall of their spiel. testingforcake23 Some celebs support them ah c'mon, dear-tumbir, I think you're being a bit harsh. I mean, okay, PETA's some not like they've also -spread false information about milk causing autism based on outdated bullshit information used holocaust imagery to compare the meat industry to concentration camps (no pictures) used a young man's brutal death as a way to say "yeah that's awful but it happens to animals every day and nobody cares about that" (tw: no pictures but the way the guy died is described and it is really horrible) -dressed up in KKK robes and protested outside of the Westminister Dog Show to protest breeding/pure bred dogs (tw: racism) offered to pay the water bill for literally the poorest neighborhood in Detroit if and only if they all went vegan for a month (tw: self-righteous shitheads) -and they definitely didn't have two of their workers accept perfectly healthy animals from an animal hospital, with the implication that they would give them good homes, clarify that these animals were all healthy and well-tempered, and then euthanized them all in the back of a kill-van before dumping their dead bodies behind a grocery store (tw: PICTURES OF DEAD ANIMALS, animal and they totally didn't get off pretty much scot-free for it because PETA has loads of money and lawyers to defend themselves, which coincidentally might be why the Cerate family hasn't seen justice for their kidnapped and murdered dog, Maya.(tw: animal death) Nah. PETA's not that bad. /the heaviest of all my fucking sarcasm, am salty as a fucking winter road, lord do lfucking hate PETA) dear-tumb1r Did you think i was fucking joking, PETA? I will make sure everyone fucking remembers what you've done. Bringing it back, because it's charity season and people need to know NOT to give charity to these fuckers. Source: dear-tumbir 312,250 notes > PETA is shit
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Beautiful, Bored, and Charlie: Actual Exchanges Between Pilots And Control Towers. These Are Priceless Tower: "TWA 2341, for noise reduction turn right 45 Degrees." TWA 2341: "Center, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?" Tower: "Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747 makes when it hits a 727? From an unknown aircraft waiting in a very long takeoff queue: "I'm f-ing bored!" Ground Traffic Control: "Last aircraft transmitting, identify yourself immediately!" Unknown aircraft: " said I was f-ing bored, not f-ing stupid!" O'Hare Approach Control to a 747: "United 329 heavy your traffic is a Fokker, one o'clock, three miles, Eastbound." United 329: "Approach, l've always wanted to say this...l've got the little Fokker in sight." A DC-10 had come in a little hot and thus had an exceedingly long rollout after touching down. San Jose Tower noted: "American 751, make a harcd right turn at the end of the runway, if you are able If you are not able, take the Guadelupe exit off Highway 101, make a right at the lights and return to the airport." A Pan Am 727 flight, waiting for start clearance in Munich, overheard the following: Lufthansa (in German): "Ground, what is our start clearance time?" Ground (in English): "If you want an answer you must speak in English." Lufthansa (in English): "I am a German, flying a German airplane, in Germany. Why must I speak English?" Unknown voice from another plane (in a beautiful British accent): "Because you lost the bloody war!" Tower: "Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on frequency 124.7 Eastern 702: "Tower, Eastern 702 switching to Departure. By the way, after we lifted off we saw some kind of dead animal on the far end of the runway." Tower: "Continental 635, cleared for takeoff behind Eastern 702, contact Departure on frequency 124.7. Did you copy that report from Eastern 702?" BR Continental 635: "Continental 635, cleared for takeoff, roger; and yes, we copied Eastern... we've already notified our caterers." The German air controllers at Frankfurt Airport are renowned as a short-tempered lot. They not only expect one to know one's gate parking location, but how to get there without any assistance from them. So it was with some amusement that we (a Pan Am 747) listened to the following exchange between Frankfurt ground control and a British Airways 747, call sign Speedbird 206. Speedbird 206: "Frankfurt, Speedbird 206 clear of active runway Ground: "Speedbird 206. Taxi to gate Alpha One- Seven." The BA 747 pulled onto the main taxiway and slowed to a stop Ground: "Speedbird, do you not know where you are Speedbird 206: "Stand by, Ground, I'm looking up our gate location now." Ground (with quite arrogant impatience): "Speedbird 206, have you not been to Frankfurt before?" Speedbird 206 (coolly): "Yes, twice in 1944, but it was dark, And I didn't land." While taxiing at London's Gatwick Airport, the crew of a US Air flight departing for Ft. Lauderdale made a wrong turn and came nose to nose with a United 727 An irate female ground controller lashed out at the US Air crew, screaming: "US Air 2771, where the hell are you going? I told you to turn right onto Charlie taxiway! You turned right on Deltal Stop right there. I know it's difficult for you to tell the difference between C and D, but get it right!" Continuing her rage to the embarrassed crew, she was now shouting hysterically: "God! Now you've screwed everything up! It'll take forever to sort this out! You stay right there and don't move till I tell you tol You can expect progressive taxi instructions in about half an hour, and I want you to go exactly whereI tell you, when I tell you, and how I tell you! You got that, US Air 2771?" "Yes, ma'am," the humbled crew responded. Naturally, the ground control communications frequency fell terribly silent after the verbal bashing of US Air 2771. Nobody wanted to chance engaging the irate ground controller in her current state of mind. Tension in every cockpit out around Gatwick was definitely running high. Just then an unknown pilot broke the silence and keyed his microphone, asking: "Wasn't I married to you once?" #5 is epic
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Anaconda, Blade, and Bodies : edwardspoonhands lizziekeiper oo Verizon 9:02 PM 100% Messages Ethan Details So i calculated it. And it eould only take about 400 people to get enough iron to forge a steel longsword What U know how fantasy books talk about swords "forged with the blood of enemies" Well i calculated it out, and if u drainked about 400 adult men kf their blood, and extracted the iron from it, u would have enough for a longsword. Forged from the blood of your enemies That's pretty neat Ikr ext Message Send macaedh what the fuck ethan kvothbloodless I wish i had a context for this. But I really dont pervocracy I was all ready to "um, actually" this, but, um, actually there's about 3-4 grams of iron in a person, which x400 is 1.2-1.6kg, which is a smallish but not unreasonable sword. So. Math checks out. maxiesatanofficial How would you extract the iron, though? The more practical solution would be to kill a mere hundred men, then mix 1 part blood with 3 parts standard molten iron, imo. Cheaper and faster, while still retaining the edge that only evil magic can give you. bemusedlybespectacled Or, you could just make the sword of iron, and then use the blood to temper the blade squeeful 1.2 to 1.6 kilograms is a perfectly reasonable large sword. Your average longsword was 1.1-1.8 kg and I don't even remember if that's including the weight of the hilt, guard, and pommel or just the blade. Your more classic "knight sword" was a mere 1.1 kilograms on average, the blood of 400 men is more than enough This is using the comparatively crappy metallurgy of medieval Europe and their meh iron swords. Move east to, say, contemporary Iran and make a scimitar using high carbon steel (-296) for a .75 kilogram blade and you only need the blood of about 225 men. optimysticals So putting my thoughts in on this.. because how could I not. So you've exsanguinated your 400 guys to get the iron for your sword. Cool. But now you have 400 bodies lying around Why not put those to good use and cremate them. Use the carbon from those 400 bodies (you won't need all of them) and now you can make a nice mid-high carbon steel sword Now you have a sword forged with the blood of your enemies AND strengthened with their bones hedwig-dordt high fantasy math"-the tag I should have expected to write some day themarysue I'm so proud of everyone in this post Photos Source: macaedh 156,793 notes What the fuck ethan
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Anaconda, Blade, and Bodies : edwardspoonhands lizziekeiper oo Verizon 9:02 PM 100% Messages Ethan Details So i calculated it. And it eould only take about 400 people to get enough iron to forge a steel longsword What U know how fantasy books talk about swords "forged with the blood of enemies" Well i calculated it out, and if u drainked about 400 adult men kf their blood, and extracted the iron from it, u would have enough for a longsword. Forged from the blood of your enemies That's pretty neat Ikr Text Message Send macaedh what the fuck ethan kvothbloodless I wish i had a context for this. But I really dont. pervocracy I was all ready to "um, actually" this, but, um, actually there's about 3-4 grams of iron in a person, which x400 is 1.2-1.6kg, which is a smallish but not unreasonable sword. So. Math checks out. maxiesatanofficial How would you extract the iron, though? The more practical solution would be to kill a mere hundred men, then mix 1 part blood with 3 parts standard molten iron, imo. Cheaper and faster, while still retaining the edge that only evil magic can give you. bemusedlybespectacled Or, you could just make the sword of iron, and then use the blood to temper the blade squeeful 1.2 to 1.6 kilograms is a perfectly reasonable large sword. Your average longsword was 1.1-1.8 kg and I don't even remember if that's including the weight of the hilt, guard, and pommel or just the blade. Your more classic "knight sword" was a mere 1.1 kilograms on average, the blood of 400 men is more than enough This is using the comparatively crappy metallurgy of medieval Europe and their meh iron swords. Move east to, say, contemporary Iran and make a scimitar using high carbon steel (-296) for a .75 kilogram blade and you only need the blood of about 225 men. optimysticals So putting my thoughts in on this... because how could I not So you've exsanguinated your 400 guys to get the iron for your sword. Cool But now you have 400 bodies lying around Why not put those to good use and cremate them. Use the carbon from those 400 bodies (you won't need all of them) and now you can make a nice mid-high carbon steel sword Now you have a sword forged with the blood of your enemies AND with their bones hedwig-dordt high fantasy math"-the tag I should have expected to write some day themarysue I'm so proud of everyone in this post Photos Source: macaedh 156,793 notes On blood and swords.omg-humor.tumblr.com
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