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Church, Future, and God: nd l drop some new merch and it's selling like a god church Recently, I have produced some new merchandise, and it is being sold to the human race in a way l would describe as being likea god church. As of the latterly, I, Jake Paul, the name of myself given by my dearest motherly mother, have constituted a range of commodities for my dearest devotees in the form and shape of products such as clothing, novelties, and souveneirs in exchange for their wherewithal, and since l am an ilustrious celebrity known for music videos, it is proceeding quite rapidly to say the least, so much so that shall describe it as being the non-existant and quite clearly foolish word known as a "god church" At this very moment in time, on our very advanced and technical planet know as the, and I quote·'Earth", l, a homosapen given thy name、quote."Jake Paul. by my also homosapien parents, have composed a varned line of stock, known by many homosapiens orn the planet Earth known as .merchandise* or-merch·if you are lackadaisical, to my gratious and superlatve advcocates, and the legal tender is coming in very expeditiously, which undeniably concludes me to domineenng that my·as mentioned before varied line of stock is merchandising quito pleasing to my gratious superiative advocates, which leads me to a very fitting and pleasing simile to my before said statements, that it is extremely similar to the non-existant·god church. Why, this surely sounds yknow i really liked the name jacob or jake for short but then jacob sartorius existed and i was like fuck no future son of mine will share a name with that!! then he became irrelevant and i went back to liking the name but then jake paul came into vision and now i have given up on everything luckily i do not have to worry about naming anyone but my sims thank u i have to go steal some more memes now
Church, Future, and God: nd l drop some new merch and
 it's selling like a god church
 Recently, I have produced some
 new merchandise, and it is being
 sold to the human race in a way l
 would describe as being likea
 god church.
 As of the latterly, I, Jake Paul, the name of myself given by
 my dearest motherly mother, have constituted a range of
 commodities for my dearest devotees in the form and
 shape of products such as clothing, novelties, and
 souveneirs in exchange for their wherewithal, and since l
 am an ilustrious celebrity known for music videos, it is
 proceeding quite rapidly to say the least, so much so that
 shall describe it as being the non-existant and quite clearly
 foolish word known as a "god church"
 At this very moment in time, on our very advanced and technical
 planet know as the, and I quote·'Earth", l, a homosapen given thy
 name、quote."Jake Paul. by my also homosapien parents, have
 composed a varned line of stock, known by many homosapiens orn
 the planet Earth known as .merchandise* or-merch·if you are
 lackadaisical, to my gratious and superlatve advcocates, and the
 legal tender is coming in very expeditiously, which undeniably
 concludes me to domineenng that my·as mentioned before varied
 line of stock is merchandising quito pleasing to my gratious
 superiative advocates, which leads me to a very fitting and pleasing
 simile to my before said statements, that it is extremely similar to
 the non-existant·god church. Why, this surely sounds
yknow i really liked the name jacob or jake for short but then jacob sartorius existed and i was like fuck no future son of mine will share a name with that!! then he became irrelevant and i went back to liking the name but then jake paul came into vision and now i have given up on everything luckily i do not have to worry about naming anyone but my sims thank u i have to go steal some more memes now

yknow i really liked the name jacob or jake for short but then jacob sartorius existed and i was like fuck no future son of mine will share ...

Head, Love, and Memes: Pronator/Supinator Release Pronated Supinated @ quaddoc THESE MUSCLES CAN AFFECT YOUR GAIT Tonight we're addressing two muscles that can affect your gait.🏃‍♂️ If you overpronate or oversupinate, check these guys out and listen to @quaddoc's instructions below. . Posterior tibialis inverts and helps to raise the arch in the foot. That inversion can play into supination, hence rolling to the outside. While the peroneals help to evert the foot, which will play into more pronation. . So...pronators = release the peroneals while supinators = release the tib posterior.🔴 . Some things to keep in mind as you go through these releases: . 👣Supinators - find posterior tib by feeling the inside portion of the knee, move down the shin bone, and roll off into a fleshy portion of the inner calve. Place the ball here and slowly press down using your hands and roll down towards the ankle. . 👣Pronators - go to the outer portion of the knee, feel for a bony part (head of the fibula), place the ball on the ground, and then lightly set your outter calve on the ball below the fibula. Start to press your leg down using your hands and roll down towards the ankle. . Roll the tender spots for about ⏱ 30 seconds to 1 minute then move on. Work to your tolerance!! . Got a 🙋‍♂️ friend who needs to fix their feet? Tag them and show them some 😙 love. . 🎵Dr. Dre-"The Next Episode" (San Holo Remix) . MyodetoxOrlando Myodetox
Head, Love, and Memes: Pronator/Supinator
 Release
 Pronated
 Supinated
 @ quaddoc
THESE MUSCLES CAN AFFECT YOUR GAIT Tonight we're addressing two muscles that can affect your gait.🏃‍♂️ If you overpronate or oversupinate, check these guys out and listen to @quaddoc's instructions below. . Posterior tibialis inverts and helps to raise the arch in the foot. That inversion can play into supination, hence rolling to the outside. While the peroneals help to evert the foot, which will play into more pronation. . So...pronators = release the peroneals while supinators = release the tib posterior.🔴 . Some things to keep in mind as you go through these releases: . 👣Supinators - find posterior tib by feeling the inside portion of the knee, move down the shin bone, and roll off into a fleshy portion of the inner calve. Place the ball here and slowly press down using your hands and roll down towards the ankle. . 👣Pronators - go to the outer portion of the knee, feel for a bony part (head of the fibula), place the ball on the ground, and then lightly set your outter calve on the ball below the fibula. Start to press your leg down using your hands and roll down towards the ankle. . Roll the tender spots for about ⏱ 30 seconds to 1 minute then move on. Work to your tolerance!! . Got a 🙋‍♂️ friend who needs to fix their feet? Tag them and show them some 😙 love. . 🎵Dr. Dre-"The Next Episode" (San Holo Remix) . MyodetoxOrlando Myodetox

THESE MUSCLES CAN AFFECT YOUR GAIT Tonight we're addressing two muscles that can affect your gait.🏃‍♂️ If you overpronate or oversupinate, c...

Beautiful, Family, and Future: Our love is the best love because you make my imaan rise, you help me in the dunya and for that reason l want to meet you again in Jannah! @islam4everyone Repost-beautiful letter from wife to husband 💌 Asalam alikom dearest one. I've been thinking long of how to write to you, whether it is worth doing, and whether you will be pleased with this act of mine. After much thought, I realised that I could never properly thank you for everything you've done for me, as much as you deserve. I found this opportunity beautiful and I won't let it slip. From the very first day we met, I could never imagine how much my life would be changed by the one who, blushing from shyness, forgot to greet me. The first glance I caught of you on our wedding day, it was absolutely clear that you will never hurt me, a man whose face was lit up with a smile of joy and kindness is incapable of doing so. And so we live with you, as they say, in perfect harmony. I got to think about what it means to live that way, a person who didn't love and wasn't loved could not understand it. But from the first day you surrounded me with care and love, didn't let me be sad over little things, and provided support in the hardest matters and decisions. You always treat my parents with respect and hospitality, they have long had a feeling like they've known you forever. You are a great father. Allah gifted us with a wonderful son, and I hope he will have your character. I am calm about his future, as since childhood you've taught all your numerous nephews and nieces obedience and trust in Allah subhana wa ta'ala. Throughout your life, you don't rest your hands and work hard for your family to never feel the need or hunger. You learned well the lesson of our Rasulullah (peace and blessings be upon him): "... speak good or remain silent." Not a foul word fell from your lips, nor do you let others talk foul. You never stint charity and you don't forget to make us happy too, you are very generous. You have always been generous with kind tender words, and you do not miss an opportunity to praise me even for the smallest virtuous deed. Your praise is magical, it never brings a sense of conceit or pride to my heart, it is pure, and the only goal to which I aspire at such moments, is achieving the pleasure of the Almighty through your satisfaction. 👇👇👇
Beautiful, Family, and Future: Our love is the best love because you make my
 imaan rise, you help me in the dunya and for that
 reason l want to meet you again in Jannah!
 @islam4everyone
Repost-beautiful letter from wife to husband 💌 Asalam alikom dearest one. I've been thinking long of how to write to you, whether it is worth doing, and whether you will be pleased with this act of mine. After much thought, I realised that I could never properly thank you for everything you've done for me, as much as you deserve. I found this opportunity beautiful and I won't let it slip. From the very first day we met, I could never imagine how much my life would be changed by the one who, blushing from shyness, forgot to greet me. The first glance I caught of you on our wedding day, it was absolutely clear that you will never hurt me, a man whose face was lit up with a smile of joy and kindness is incapable of doing so. And so we live with you, as they say, in perfect harmony. I got to think about what it means to live that way, a person who didn't love and wasn't loved could not understand it. But from the first day you surrounded me with care and love, didn't let me be sad over little things, and provided support in the hardest matters and decisions. You always treat my parents with respect and hospitality, they have long had a feeling like they've known you forever. You are a great father. Allah gifted us with a wonderful son, and I hope he will have your character. I am calm about his future, as since childhood you've taught all your numerous nephews and nieces obedience and trust in Allah subhana wa ta'ala. Throughout your life, you don't rest your hands and work hard for your family to never feel the need or hunger. You learned well the lesson of our Rasulullah (peace and blessings be upon him): "... speak good or remain silent." Not a foul word fell from your lips, nor do you let others talk foul. You never stint charity and you don't forget to make us happy too, you are very generous. You have always been generous with kind tender words, and you do not miss an opportunity to praise me even for the smallest virtuous deed. Your praise is magical, it never brings a sense of conceit or pride to my heart, it is pure, and the only goal to which I aspire at such moments, is achieving the pleasure of the Almighty through your satisfaction. 👇👇👇

Repost-beautiful letter from wife to husband 💌 Asalam alikom dearest one. I've been thinking long of how to write to you, whether it is wort...

Condom, Friends, and Girls: when you find out girls poop I had my friend Kelsey come back to the crib from this party we went to. Me and her were cool and the feelings were mutual of "You can get it" . We about to lay up on the couch when she says "Lemme freshen up" and goes into the bathroom. I wanna look smooth pulling out the condom like a magic a trick. 10 mins pass by then she comes back. By that time I gotta go too. I go to the bathroom to Pee and the room ain't smell right bro. I tried to open the windows and they didn't want to open. My windows died. Toilet ring look like a Mario kart dirt map. I'm not suppose to smelling what your momma made on Thursday. I'm bout to blow this back out when I look down and see a piece of corn just tangled in a web of hair. Looking like a villain from a Spider-Man movie. I heard it's tender miniature voice plead "help me". For a moment I was tempted. But I came to my senses that I'm all the way fucked up. It was to late for me. I beat them cheeks for both me and that piece of corn. While I was beating, Kelsey let out a poot. It took everything in me not to hit her with the walls of Jericho. I stared at that piece of corn the whole time while UPS overnighted my L for that night. My bathroom hasn't been the same. I sit in there everyday and just smell the regret of my decision. Moral of the story stay is to friends with friends.
Condom, Friends, and Girls: when you find out girls poop
I had my friend Kelsey come back to the crib from this party we went to. Me and her were cool and the feelings were mutual of "You can get it" . We about to lay up on the couch when she says "Lemme freshen up" and goes into the bathroom. I wanna look smooth pulling out the condom like a magic a trick. 10 mins pass by then she comes back. By that time I gotta go too. I go to the bathroom to Pee and the room ain't smell right bro. I tried to open the windows and they didn't want to open. My windows died. Toilet ring look like a Mario kart dirt map. I'm not suppose to smelling what your momma made on Thursday. I'm bout to blow this back out when I look down and see a piece of corn just tangled in a web of hair. Looking like a villain from a Spider-Man movie. I heard it's tender miniature voice plead "help me". For a moment I was tempted. But I came to my senses that I'm all the way fucked up. It was to late for me. I beat them cheeks for both me and that piece of corn. While I was beating, Kelsey let out a poot. It took everything in me not to hit her with the walls of Jericho. I stared at that piece of corn the whole time while UPS overnighted my L for that night. My bathroom hasn't been the same. I sit in there everyday and just smell the regret of my decision. Moral of the story stay is to friends with friends.

I had my friend Kelsey come back to the crib from this party we went to. Me and her were cool and the feelings were mutual of "You can get i...