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Beautiful, Crazy, and Fresh: sosyebabe What you got made fun of in school for? graatrunk i went into american public school for 6th grade and i pierced someone's scrotum with a fencing foil that was missing the little rubber safety tip on the end by accident in gym and it was middle school so i was promptly nicknamed "The Nut Slayer" and i cried until my parents let me move back to europe and live with my grandparents billsimportantposts I know most people associate LUSH Cosmetics with white girls and bath bombs but products from this beautiful company have faded my scars and stretch marks, completely gotten rid of my acne, fixed my dry skin problems, thickened my eyelashes, laid my edges, made my hair grow like crazy… I can go on and on. I’ve actually never tried the bath bombs, but their skincare and haircare products work magic. Fading Scars - Stretch Marks Organic Therapy Massage Bar Extra Dry Skin King of Skin In-Shower Body Conditioner, Skin Drink Facial Moisturizer, Sultana of Soap Bar, Tender is the Night Massage Bar, Each’s a Peach Massage Bar Acne Fresh Farmacy Solid Cleanser, Eau Roma Toning Water, Full of Grace Serum Bar Thickening Lashes Eyes Right Mascara - Lash Milk Edges R&B Hair Moisturizer (if you put this on your edges before wrapping your hair, they’ll be relaxer-straight when you wake up, lasts about 12 hours), -Dirty Styling Cream (cream-based edge control with a matte finish, no more shiny or crunchy edges) -Hair Growth NEW! Shampoo Bar, Retread Hair Conditioner FACE - HAIR STUFF Magical Moringa Facial Moisturizer Oh my lordy. Let me tell y'all about this stuff. It’s marketed as a moisturizer but I use it as a primer because when you put this on your face, it’s completely matte. Like completely. All day. And it will lock your makeup in place like no other. You can sweat in it, swim in it, whatever. Shit won’t budge. Ever. Jason & the Argan Oil Shampoo Bar Amazing for volumizing. It made the three bundles in my head look more like five when I used this thing the first time, I kid you not. Also gives your hair a really natural shine. I only use it when I really need a volume boost, otherwise it’s just too much. No Drought Dry Shampoo If you have a weave, you need this stuff. Period. A lot of times, the natural oils in our scalps (referring to my fellow black women here) are too heavy for Brazilian, Peruvian, etc hair, and so it’s easy for weave to get weighed down between washes. Shake this stuff in your hair, brush it out - bam, flow city. ( more in the comments
Beautiful, Crazy, and Fresh: sosyebabe
 What you got made fun of in school for?
 graatrunk
 i went into american public school for 6th
 grade and i pierced someone's scrotum with a
 fencing foil that was missing the little rubber
 safety tip on the end by accident in gym
 and it was middle school so i was promptly
 nicknamed "The Nut Slayer" and i cried until
 my parents let me move back to europe and
 live with my grandparents
billsimportantposts I know most people associate LUSH Cosmetics with white girls and bath bombs but products from this beautiful company have faded my scars and stretch marks, completely gotten rid of my acne, fixed my dry skin problems, thickened my eyelashes, laid my edges, made my hair grow like crazy… I can go on and on. I’ve actually never tried the bath bombs, but their skincare and haircare products work magic. Fading Scars - Stretch Marks Organic Therapy Massage Bar Extra Dry Skin King of Skin In-Shower Body Conditioner, Skin Drink Facial Moisturizer, Sultana of Soap Bar, Tender is the Night Massage Bar, Each’s a Peach Massage Bar Acne Fresh Farmacy Solid Cleanser, Eau Roma Toning Water, Full of Grace Serum Bar Thickening Lashes Eyes Right Mascara - Lash Milk Edges R&B Hair Moisturizer (if you put this on your edges before wrapping your hair, they’ll be relaxer-straight when you wake up, lasts about 12 hours), -Dirty Styling Cream (cream-based edge control with a matte finish, no more shiny or crunchy edges) -Hair Growth NEW! Shampoo Bar, Retread Hair Conditioner FACE - HAIR STUFF Magical Moringa Facial Moisturizer Oh my lordy. Let me tell y'all about this stuff. It’s marketed as a moisturizer but I use it as a primer because when you put this on your face, it’s completely matte. Like completely. All day. And it will lock your makeup in place like no other. You can sweat in it, swim in it, whatever. Shit won’t budge. Ever. Jason & the Argan Oil Shampoo Bar Amazing for volumizing. It made the three bundles in my head look more like five when I used this thing the first time, I kid you not. Also gives your hair a really natural shine. I only use it when I really need a volume boost, otherwise it’s just too much. No Drought Dry Shampoo If you have a weave, you need this stuff. Period. A lot of times, the natural oils in our scalps (referring to my fellow black women here) are too heavy for Brazilian, Peruvian, etc hair, and so it’s easy for weave to get weighed down between washes. Shake this stuff in your hair, brush it out - bam, flow city. ( more in the comments

billsimportantposts I know most people associate LUSH Cosmetics with white girls and bath bombs but products from this beautiful company hav...

Ass, Clock, and Head: You already know if you black your parents don't let you sleep over at peoples crib. Shit just a common universal law. I never knew why untill the night I had a slept over with my squad. It was me David and Kevin and Robert. We played video games till like 2 in the morning. Me and David playing 2k while Kevin spectatates and Robert knocked out. Big rob was sleeping but snoring like snoorlax. Kev trying to get rob to shut up but homie out cold. I learned from when spongebob and Patrick were hibernating with sandy dont mess with fat people and sleep. Kev effingn with him throwing snacks at rob but he still sleep. Kev put a end of the every misery by sliding his toe in Roberts mouth. Kevin's whole toe in Robs mouth like a pacifier. Kevin feet look like the sea shells sold down by the sea shore. I'm lost for words at this astonishment when I catch that shot clock violation. Kev bringing the ball up when Rob took a Mean bite out of Kevin's leg like is was succulent tender piece of chicken. Nigga leg look scrumptious. Vaseline had kevs leg glistening and buttered up like some Rotisserie chicken. Rob looking like catcher freeman head ass the way he chewed up on kevs leg. Rob smiling like he just bit into a piece of Popeyes chicken and not kevs leg. Kev let out a the howl of 1000 demons. Scream sonlound it woke up davids mother. Davids mom instant transmissioned down to the living room where we was. I played dead and tossed the controller by David and rob. The three of my niggas caught a mean ass whooping. I realize that day why black parents say no to sleep overs. Kevs Dumbass shoulda listen to his momma.
Ass, Clock, and Head: You already know if you black your parents don't let you sleep over at peoples crib. Shit just a common universal law. I never knew why untill the night I had a slept over with my squad. It was me David and Kevin and Robert. We played video games till like 2 in the morning. Me and David playing 2k while Kevin spectatates and Robert knocked out. Big rob was sleeping but snoring like snoorlax. Kev trying to get rob to shut up but homie out cold. I learned from when spongebob and Patrick were hibernating with sandy dont mess with fat people and sleep. Kev effingn with him throwing snacks at rob but he still sleep. Kev put a end of the every misery by sliding his toe in Roberts mouth. Kevin's whole toe in Robs mouth like a pacifier. Kevin feet look like the sea shells sold down by the sea shore. I'm lost for words at this astonishment when I catch that shot clock violation. Kev bringing the ball up when Rob took a Mean bite out of Kevin's leg like is was succulent tender piece of chicken. Nigga leg look scrumptious. Vaseline had kevs leg glistening and buttered up like some Rotisserie chicken. Rob looking like catcher freeman head ass the way he chewed up on kevs leg. Rob smiling like he just bit into a piece of Popeyes chicken and not kevs leg. Kev let out a the howl of 1000 demons. Scream sonlound it woke up davids mother. Davids mom instant transmissioned down to the living room where we was. I played dead and tossed the controller by David and rob. The three of my niggas caught a mean ass whooping. I realize that day why black parents say no to sleep overs. Kevs Dumbass shoulda listen to his momma.

You already know if you black your parents don't let you sleep over at peoples crib. Shit just a common universal law. I never knew why unti...

Church, Future, and God: nd l drop some new merch and it's selling like a god church Recently, I have produced some new merchandise, and it is being sold to the human race in a way l would describe as being likea god church. As of the latterly, I, Jake Paul, the name of myself given by my dearest motherly mother, have constituted a range of commodities for my dearest devotees in the form and shape of products such as clothing, novelties, and souveneirs in exchange for their wherewithal, and since l am an ilustrious celebrity known for music videos, it is proceeding quite rapidly to say the least, so much so that shall describe it as being the non-existant and quite clearly foolish word known as a "god church" At this very moment in time, on our very advanced and technical planet know as the, and I quote·'Earth", l, a homosapen given thy name、quote."Jake Paul. by my also homosapien parents, have composed a varned line of stock, known by many homosapiens orn the planet Earth known as .merchandise* or-merch·if you are lackadaisical, to my gratious and superlatve advcocates, and the legal tender is coming in very expeditiously, which undeniably concludes me to domineenng that my·as mentioned before varied line of stock is merchandising quito pleasing to my gratious superiative advocates, which leads me to a very fitting and pleasing simile to my before said statements, that it is extremely similar to the non-existant·god church. Why, this surely sounds yknow i really liked the name jacob or jake for short but then jacob sartorius existed and i was like fuck no future son of mine will share a name with that!! then he became irrelevant and i went back to liking the name but then jake paul came into vision and now i have given up on everything luckily i do not have to worry about naming anyone but my sims thank u i have to go steal some more memes now
Church, Future, and God: nd l drop some new merch and
 it's selling like a god church
 Recently, I have produced some
 new merchandise, and it is being
 sold to the human race in a way l
 would describe as being likea
 god church.
 As of the latterly, I, Jake Paul, the name of myself given by
 my dearest motherly mother, have constituted a range of
 commodities for my dearest devotees in the form and
 shape of products such as clothing, novelties, and
 souveneirs in exchange for their wherewithal, and since l
 am an ilustrious celebrity known for music videos, it is
 proceeding quite rapidly to say the least, so much so that
 shall describe it as being the non-existant and quite clearly
 foolish word known as a "god church"
 At this very moment in time, on our very advanced and technical
 planet know as the, and I quote·'Earth", l, a homosapen given thy
 name、quote."Jake Paul. by my also homosapien parents, have
 composed a varned line of stock, known by many homosapiens orn
 the planet Earth known as .merchandise* or-merch·if you are
 lackadaisical, to my gratious and superlatve advcocates, and the
 legal tender is coming in very expeditiously, which undeniably
 concludes me to domineenng that my·as mentioned before varied
 line of stock is merchandising quito pleasing to my gratious
 superiative advocates, which leads me to a very fitting and pleasing
 simile to my before said statements, that it is extremely similar to
 the non-existant·god church. Why, this surely sounds
yknow i really liked the name jacob or jake for short but then jacob sartorius existed and i was like fuck no future son of mine will share a name with that!! then he became irrelevant and i went back to liking the name but then jake paul came into vision and now i have given up on everything luckily i do not have to worry about naming anyone but my sims thank u i have to go steal some more memes now

yknow i really liked the name jacob or jake for short but then jacob sartorius existed and i was like fuck no future son of mine will share ...

Head, Love, and Memes: Pronator/Supinator Release Pronated Supinated @ quaddoc THESE MUSCLES CAN AFFECT YOUR GAIT Tonight we're addressing two muscles that can affect your gait.🏃‍♂️ If you overpronate or oversupinate, check these guys out and listen to @quaddoc's instructions below. . Posterior tibialis inverts and helps to raise the arch in the foot. That inversion can play into supination, hence rolling to the outside. While the peroneals help to evert the foot, which will play into more pronation. . So...pronators = release the peroneals while supinators = release the tib posterior.🔴 . Some things to keep in mind as you go through these releases: . 👣Supinators - find posterior tib by feeling the inside portion of the knee, move down the shin bone, and roll off into a fleshy portion of the inner calve. Place the ball here and slowly press down using your hands and roll down towards the ankle. . 👣Pronators - go to the outer portion of the knee, feel for a bony part (head of the fibula), place the ball on the ground, and then lightly set your outter calve on the ball below the fibula. Start to press your leg down using your hands and roll down towards the ankle. . Roll the tender spots for about ⏱ 30 seconds to 1 minute then move on. Work to your tolerance!! . Got a 🙋‍♂️ friend who needs to fix their feet? Tag them and show them some 😙 love. . 🎵Dr. Dre-"The Next Episode" (San Holo Remix) . MyodetoxOrlando Myodetox
Head, Love, and Memes: Pronator/Supinator
 Release
 Pronated
 Supinated
 @ quaddoc
THESE MUSCLES CAN AFFECT YOUR GAIT Tonight we're addressing two muscles that can affect your gait.🏃‍♂️ If you overpronate or oversupinate, check these guys out and listen to @quaddoc's instructions below. . Posterior tibialis inverts and helps to raise the arch in the foot. That inversion can play into supination, hence rolling to the outside. While the peroneals help to evert the foot, which will play into more pronation. . So...pronators = release the peroneals while supinators = release the tib posterior.🔴 . Some things to keep in mind as you go through these releases: . 👣Supinators - find posterior tib by feeling the inside portion of the knee, move down the shin bone, and roll off into a fleshy portion of the inner calve. Place the ball here and slowly press down using your hands and roll down towards the ankle. . 👣Pronators - go to the outer portion of the knee, feel for a bony part (head of the fibula), place the ball on the ground, and then lightly set your outter calve on the ball below the fibula. Start to press your leg down using your hands and roll down towards the ankle. . Roll the tender spots for about ⏱ 30 seconds to 1 minute then move on. Work to your tolerance!! . Got a 🙋‍♂️ friend who needs to fix their feet? Tag them and show them some 😙 love. . 🎵Dr. Dre-"The Next Episode" (San Holo Remix) . MyodetoxOrlando Myodetox

THESE MUSCLES CAN AFFECT YOUR GAIT Tonight we're addressing two muscles that can affect your gait.🏃‍♂️ If you overpronate or oversupinate, c...

Beautiful, Family, and Future: Our love is the best love because you make my imaan rise, you help me in the dunya and for that reason l want to meet you again in Jannah! @islam4everyone Repost-beautiful letter from wife to husband 💌 Asalam alikom dearest one. I've been thinking long of how to write to you, whether it is worth doing, and whether you will be pleased with this act of mine. After much thought, I realised that I could never properly thank you for everything you've done for me, as much as you deserve. I found this opportunity beautiful and I won't let it slip. From the very first day we met, I could never imagine how much my life would be changed by the one who, blushing from shyness, forgot to greet me. The first glance I caught of you on our wedding day, it was absolutely clear that you will never hurt me, a man whose face was lit up with a smile of joy and kindness is incapable of doing so. And so we live with you, as they say, in perfect harmony. I got to think about what it means to live that way, a person who didn't love and wasn't loved could not understand it. But from the first day you surrounded me with care and love, didn't let me be sad over little things, and provided support in the hardest matters and decisions. You always treat my parents with respect and hospitality, they have long had a feeling like they've known you forever. You are a great father. Allah gifted us with a wonderful son, and I hope he will have your character. I am calm about his future, as since childhood you've taught all your numerous nephews and nieces obedience and trust in Allah subhana wa ta'ala. Throughout your life, you don't rest your hands and work hard for your family to never feel the need or hunger. You learned well the lesson of our Rasulullah (peace and blessings be upon him): "... speak good or remain silent." Not a foul word fell from your lips, nor do you let others talk foul. You never stint charity and you don't forget to make us happy too, you are very generous. You have always been generous with kind tender words, and you do not miss an opportunity to praise me even for the smallest virtuous deed. Your praise is magical, it never brings a sense of conceit or pride to my heart, it is pure, and the only goal to which I aspire at such moments, is achieving the pleasure of the Almighty through your satisfaction. 👇👇👇
Beautiful, Family, and Future: Our love is the best love because you make my
 imaan rise, you help me in the dunya and for that
 reason l want to meet you again in Jannah!
 @islam4everyone
Repost-beautiful letter from wife to husband 💌 Asalam alikom dearest one. I've been thinking long of how to write to you, whether it is worth doing, and whether you will be pleased with this act of mine. After much thought, I realised that I could never properly thank you for everything you've done for me, as much as you deserve. I found this opportunity beautiful and I won't let it slip. From the very first day we met, I could never imagine how much my life would be changed by the one who, blushing from shyness, forgot to greet me. The first glance I caught of you on our wedding day, it was absolutely clear that you will never hurt me, a man whose face was lit up with a smile of joy and kindness is incapable of doing so. And so we live with you, as they say, in perfect harmony. I got to think about what it means to live that way, a person who didn't love and wasn't loved could not understand it. But from the first day you surrounded me with care and love, didn't let me be sad over little things, and provided support in the hardest matters and decisions. You always treat my parents with respect and hospitality, they have long had a feeling like they've known you forever. You are a great father. Allah gifted us with a wonderful son, and I hope he will have your character. I am calm about his future, as since childhood you've taught all your numerous nephews and nieces obedience and trust in Allah subhana wa ta'ala. Throughout your life, you don't rest your hands and work hard for your family to never feel the need or hunger. You learned well the lesson of our Rasulullah (peace and blessings be upon him): "... speak good or remain silent." Not a foul word fell from your lips, nor do you let others talk foul. You never stint charity and you don't forget to make us happy too, you are very generous. You have always been generous with kind tender words, and you do not miss an opportunity to praise me even for the smallest virtuous deed. Your praise is magical, it never brings a sense of conceit or pride to my heart, it is pure, and the only goal to which I aspire at such moments, is achieving the pleasure of the Almighty through your satisfaction. 👇👇👇

Repost-beautiful letter from wife to husband 💌 Asalam alikom dearest one. I've been thinking long of how to write to you, whether it is wort...