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Scot Makes A Bot: Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Settings Home 2 /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Return Catalog Bottom Update Auto Post a Reply echa View Announcement Anonymous 03/20/18(Tue)16:18:15 No.44008579 homeless immigrant guy outside my ocal to soething idk call him Raj or something idk see him every day as I pick up my chicken club sandwich 1 KB PNG >spoke literally 0 scottish, just said give me pound please" >every fucking day would sometimes steal a sandwich for him figured it wouldnt go very far across his 9 wives and 16 children all whom are on benefits >said that i would give him pound if he sung the scottish national anthem we don't have one, but I got him on that Scotland the Brave shit >took literally 20 minutes to get this through to him said that i would give him pound every 3 days if he could sing this anthem it begins Anonymous 03/20/18(Tue)16:19:03 No.44008593 /r9k/ - >homeless immigrant boards.4chan.org 2 Board/r9k/ - ROBOT9001 ▼ Setti took literally 20 minutes to get this through to hi said that i would give him pound every 3 days if he could sing this anthem it begins Anonymous 03/20/18(Tue)16:19:03 No.44008593 teach him a new line of Scottish the brave every day every 3 days he has to sing what he knows back to me for his pound he learns that by singing this he gets 19 KB JPG one pound or something starts singing it all the time outside tescos often singingg it before I even get there people actually giving him money for this >baka.htm by the time I've given him 5 pounds he knows the entire anthem ahead of schedule AF I stop giving him money, asks me for one pound please every time he sees me again eventually talk to him he still doesn't know a word of Englislh just the Scottish national anthem I also teach him to say "Dieu et mon Driot" he spent all of his time learning this shit instead of learning English mfw I created a Scotland propoganda bot who shitposts outside Tescos Next week I'm going to teach him "Scots Wha Hae" >I should be getting paid for my making use out of illegals Anonvmous 03/20/18(Tlue)1629 25 No 44008781 Scot Makes A Bot
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<p><a href="http://memehumor.net/post/160240014193/mould-vs-peppercorns" class="tumblr_blog">memehumor</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Mould vs peppercorns</p></blockquote>: added a new photo to Tesco's Timeline--at Tesco Sunday at 22:58 Tesco I am getting very tired of the expired products you sell and at full price This item clearly states the expiry date is May 10. Why is there mold all over it?! We only bought this yesterday! In the same shop we bought a bag of potatoes that have gone rotten. (Pic will follow, this will only allow me to attch one) This isn't the first time we've had problems with buying food that has gone off I've stopped your manager three times to notify him helpfully and politely there is produce in your fridges which exceeds its experience date and looks like it's turning. (One particular packet of mince had expired 6 days and was not brown but turning purple-green!I didn't even know it was a colour!) Your manager simply rolled his eyes and said 'fine Would have expected a better reaction than that. We're the stupid ones though, because despite that we kept shopping with you! We're the stupid ones though, because despite that: we kept shopping with you! I don't want to complain, I just want you to keep a better eye on good food standards and hygiene! It's dangerous what you're doing! Niece or twice is a mistake. Several times a week is negligent! Please address. Many thanks, Josie hy Picture of product in packaging I. Sunday at 23:04 Like Reply Hey Josie...those things that look like mould are actually peppercorns that look white inside when sliced open, you find it in pepperoni and a lot of other cured meat. Hope that's helpful! Sunday at 23:43 Unlike 6.Reply It's not bloody mould! Yesterday at 10:43 Like 3 Reply Looks nothing like mould 부부부부 That's not mould it's peppercorns Yesterday at 00:23 . Like 77-Reply It's not. l've bought peroni from there before and it never has that on it. Besides, peppercorns aren't green with white in the middle! Yesterday at 09:45-like .山1-Reply If you want to eat it l'll send it to you! Yesterday at 09:45-Like Reply 199 Tesco Hi Josie After reviewing this with a colleague, we can confirm that they are in fact green peppercorns. Thanks, Lara Customer Care Yesterday at 09 48-Like 60 Reply View more replies... How embarrassing for you Josie! Yesterday at 19:30 Unlike 6 Reply Incase you missed it 11 hours ago . Unlike , 5-Reply t2 I'm crying. What an absolute idiot Yesterday at 19:57 . Unlike .山4 . Reply This has made my day <p><a href="http://memehumor.net/post/160240014193/mould-vs-peppercorns" class="tumblr_blog">memehumor</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Mould vs peppercorns</p></blockquote>

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@AcreditaNisso? Uma tempestade nos campos do mediterrâneo fez com que supermercados e quitandas criassem um sistema de racionamento de saladas e vegetais. A medida desagradou os ingleses, que acabaram criando um mercado paralelo para a venda de produtos escassos. As redes de supermercados Tesco e Morrison, por exemplo, lançaram uma política impedindo que os clientes comprem mais de três pés de alface americana vindos da Espanha, em uma tentativa de manter os estoques. Restaurantes e lanchonetes foram acusados de estarem contribuindo para as restrições ao varejo, pois conseguem comprar produtos em grandes quantidades. Os produtos passaram a ser comercializados, inclusive, de maneira online. Um post no site de vendas Gumtree oferecia uma caixa de alface, q costuma ter o preço médio de 5 euros, por 50 euros. O anúncio dizia “Uma caixa de alface americana recém-colhida. Há uma escassez dessas belezinhas, então o preço está mais alto por causa da demanda”. Mas a falta de alface, segundo alguns especialistas, pode fazer com que outros produtos cultivados na Inglaterra ganhem espaço. “Nós deveríamos usar os vegetais sazonais da Inglaterra, já que eles são precificados racionalmente e promovem uma dieta variada. Ao depender de importações, perdemos o prazer de esperar por coisas como aspargos e frutas na primavera”, afirmou Alan Titchsmarsh, jardineiro celebridade. A expectativa das autoridades é de q a oferta de vegetais e folhas se estabilize em abril. Enquanto a nova safra não chega, o setor do agronegócio inglês viu seus números saltarem nas últimas semanas. O porta-voz do Departamento de Meio Ambiente, Comida e Assuntos Rurais (Defra, em inglês), afirmou q o governo está monitorando a situação. “Claramente, há uma situação causada pelo tempo ruim no continente europeu e isso está afetando as plantações. E os supermercados estão trabalhando duro para corrigir qualquer problema na logística de oferta”. Fonte: MundoEstranho . SIGAM-ME OS BONS ➡️ @Nandinhatw (ADM): Aaedia Por falta de Salada mercado negro da altace surge na Inglaterra OACREDITANIsso ACREDITANISSOOFICIAL @AcreditaNisso? Uma tempestade nos campos do mediterrâneo fez com que supermercados e quitandas criassem um sistema de racionamento de saladas e vegetais. A medida desagradou os ingleses, que acabaram criando um mercado paralelo para a venda de produtos escassos. As redes de supermercados Tesco e Morrison, por exemplo, lançaram uma política impedindo que os clientes comprem mais de três pés de alface americana vindos da Espanha, em uma tentativa de manter os estoques. Restaurantes e lanchonetes foram acusados de estarem contribuindo para as restrições ao varejo, pois conseguem comprar produtos em grandes quantidades. Os produtos passaram a ser comercializados, inclusive, de maneira online. Um post no site de vendas Gumtree oferecia uma caixa de alface, q costuma ter o preço médio de 5 euros, por 50 euros. O anúncio dizia “Uma caixa de alface americana recém-colhida. Há uma escassez dessas belezinhas, então o preço está mais alto por causa da demanda”. Mas a falta de alface, segundo alguns especialistas, pode fazer com que outros produtos cultivados na Inglaterra ganhem espaço. “Nós deveríamos usar os vegetais sazonais da Inglaterra, já que eles são precificados racionalmente e promovem uma dieta variada. Ao depender de importações, perdemos o prazer de esperar por coisas como aspargos e frutas na primavera”, afirmou Alan Titchsmarsh, jardineiro celebridade. A expectativa das autoridades é de q a oferta de vegetais e folhas se estabilize em abril. Enquanto a nova safra não chega, o setor do agronegócio inglês viu seus números saltarem nas últimas semanas. O porta-voz do Departamento de Meio Ambiente, Comida e Assuntos Rurais (Defra, em inglês), afirmou q o governo está monitorando a situação. “Claramente, há uma situação causada pelo tempo ruim no continente europeu e isso está afetando as plantações. E os supermercados estão trabalhando duro para corrigir qualquer problema na logística de oferta”. Fonte: MundoEstranho . SIGAM-ME OS BONS ➡️ @Nandinhatw (ADM)

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