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Texas, Amazing, and French: @keeperoftheday In French, you don't say"l miss you." You say "tu me manques" which means, "you are missing from me. Isn't that amazing? Bubby @ogbubby In Texas you don't say "you all" you say "y'all" which means, "you all," unless there's a lot of y'all then it's "all y'all" which means "all you all." Isn't that amazing? I cant lie

I cant lie

Appalled, Ass, and Memes: The south: *niggas enjoyin a snow day* Northerners: NIGGA IT AINT EVEN COLD OUTSIDE, WEAK ASS SNOW I COULD GO SWIMMING IN YALL WEATHER When I lived in Texas it deadass snowed an inch and we didn’t go to school 💀 I was appalled

Beach, Florida, and Puerto Rico: Sarah Sanders @PressSec Democrats in Congress are so alarmed about federal workers not getting paid they're partying on the beach instead of negotiating a compromise to reopen the government and secure the border Matthew Chapman @fawfulfan They weren't "partying on the beach," you lying asshole. They were holding a fundraiser for Puerto Rico recovery efforts. Something that wouldn't be necessary if Trump and the GOP Congress had given Puerto Rico the same humanitarian aid that was given to Florida and Texas. act.tv

Live, Texas, and Irl: s it ok that I feel likeI don't want to live anymore? TEXAS Yes, Bobby, that's normal me_irl

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Fuck, Movie, and Texas: rosswoodpark is selling pickles in movie theaters really just a Texas thing?? like.... I can't imagine going to a movie and NOT getting a pickle like.. WHAT!! cullenrutherford what the fuck is going on in texas @_theblessedone is easily one of my favorite pages on IG

Funny, Las Vegas, and Arizona: Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrunp I'm building a wall around New Mexico too. l don't need any New Mexicans i'm still trying to get rid of the old ones COLORADo KANSAS NIA OLas Vegas OKLAHOMA i Angeles ARIZONA NEW MEXICO San Diego Dallas TEXAS Houst Makes sense I guess @JerryNews

Makes sense I guess @JerryNews

College, College Football, and Football: 4TH 1 USC 2 TEXAS 38 33 abo :39 2ND & 10 2 13 years ago today: @TexasFootball. USC Trojans. Vince Young. End Zone. "[The 2006 @rosebowlgame has to] be the greatest championship performance of all time in college football..." https://t.co/mg2PFN1nGq

13 years ago today: @TexasFootball. USC Trojans. Vince Young. End Zone. "[The 2006 @rosebowlgame has to] be the greatest championship perfo...

Ted, Ted Cruz, and Houston: Tweets Following 19.4K 7,740 3.01M 1,248 Followers Likes Likes Ted Cruz @tedcruz Sexuall Posts @SexuallPosts-Sep 10 Father of two, @heidiscruz's husband, fighter for liberty. Representing the great state of Texas in the U.S. Senate. Houston, Texas tedcruz.org Joined March 2009 Born on December 22 Tweet to Ted Cruz 2 Followers you know 197 139 530 https://t.co/kH8MNI6Ro9

https://t.co/kH8MNI6Ro9

Jimmy Butler, Nba, and Texas: 23 Jimmy Butler made his NBA debut on this day in 2012. His road to get there was incredible. -No. 73 SG in Texas -No D-I offers -Went to JuCo -Faxed acceptance to Marquette from McDonald’s -Had no idea he was an NBA prospect

Jimmy Butler made his NBA debut on this day in 2012. His road to get there was incredible. -No. 73 SG in Texas -No D-I offers -Went to J...

Christmas, Dank, and San Antonio: UNILAD I NEED to go to the the San Antonio Riverwalk in Texas at Christmas 😍😍

Club, Makeup, and Memes: DID YOU KNOW MOVIES FACT #1202 The budget for Dallas Buyers Club was so low that the makeup and hairstyling department was given just $250 to work with. However, it paid off, as the movie went on to win an Oscar for best Best Makeup and Hairstyling 🔥 🔥📽️🎬 • • • • Double Tap and Tag someone who needs to know this 👇 All credit to the respective film and producers. Movie Movies Film TV Cinema MovieNight Hollywood Netflix jaredleto dallasbuyersclub matthewmcconaughey makeup hairstyling texas

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Ted, Ted Cruz, and Houston: Tweets Following 19.4K 7,740 3.01M 1,248 Followers Likes Likes Ted Cruz @tedcruz Sexuall Posts崋@sexuallPosts-Sep 10 Father of two, @heidiscruz's husband, fighter for liberty. Representing the great state of Texas in the U.S. Senate. O Houston, Texas tedcruz.org Joined March 2009 O Born on December 22 Tweet to Ted Cruz & 2 Followers you know 197 139 0530 3 https://t.co/h1ksL3uuqp

https://t.co/h1ksL3uuqp

Facebook, Football, and Sports: Today's Bowl Schedule North Carolina A&T/AI corn State: The Hey Football Is Football Bowl Tulane/Louisiana Layfayette The These Teams Made A Bowl and USC And Nebraska Didn't Bowl Utah State/North Texas: The Teams UCF Would Be Too Scared To Schedule Bowl Facebook.com/NOTSportsCenter Arizona State/Fresno State The At Least One FSU Made A Bowl Bowl Georgia Southern/Eastern Michigan: The Florida Lost To One Of Us When We Didn't Complete A Pass Bowl Middle Tennessee St/Appalachian St: The Michigan Lost To One Of Us Before And Probably Would Now Bowl Bowl season is officially here! Here’s today’s bowl schedule: https://t.co/n6G4LlnIyO

Bowl season is officially here! Here’s today’s bowl schedule: https://t.co/n6G4LlnIyO

America, News, and Supreme: FEDERAL JUDGE STRIKES DOWN AFFORDABLE CARE ACT Unbiased America. BREAKING NEWS: FEDERAL JUDGE RULES THAT THE AFFORDABLE CARE ACT IS UNCONSTITUTIONAL By Kevin Ryan Obamacare has been struck down by a federal judge in a ruling that puts the entire law in doubt. U.S. District Judge Reed O’Connor in Fort Worth agreed with a coalition of states led by Texas that the Affordable Care Act is unconstitutional now that Congress eliminated the individual mandate tax penalty for not buying insurance. Texas and an alliance of 19 states argued that when Congress repealed the individual mandate last year, it eliminated the U.S. Supreme Court’s rationale for finding the ACA constitutional in 2012. The Texas judge agreed. “The remainder of the ACA is non-severable from the individual mandate, meaning that the Act must be invalidated in whole,” O’Connor wrote. The decision is almost certain to be appealed all the way to the Supreme Court. SOURCES: https://www.nytimes.com/2018/12/14/health/obamacare-unconstitutional-texas-judge.html https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-12-15/obamacare-core-provisions-ruled-unconstitutional-by-judge https://www.wsj.com/articles/federal-judge-rules-affordable-care-act-is-unconstitutional-11544838743

BREAKING NEWS: FEDERAL JUDGE RULES THAT THE AFFORDABLE CARE ACT IS UNCONSTITUTIONAL By Kevin Ryan Obamacare has been struck down by a fede...

Bad, Memes, and Savage: jake @squidslippers back in high school this one kid and i hated each other and one will ent day he randomly gave me a $25 gift card to texas roadhouse.i was like... wow ok maybe you're not so bad. i go to texas roadhouse and eat a $25 meal only to find out he put $1 on the card and wrote $25 on it Damn, this is savage😂

Damn, this is savage😂

Best Friend, Blackpeopletwitter, and Community: deray @deray - 22m Is it really that hard to not be homophobic? 64 t1243 1,266 T craigs @cgnry Replying to @deray Grew up in Texas. Had a homophobic father. You look at him too long and he said you were gay. So l became the same It took my best friend 9 years and being in the world in order to re-wire how I thought about the LGBTQIA community We are a product of our environment. Be willing to grow and learn by acknowledging your past (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Be willing to grow and learn by acknowledging your past (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Definitely, Love, and Police: Ross LeBeau of Texas was arrested in early December for possession of what police thought was half a pound of meth in LeBeau's vehicle. The "meth," it turns out, was actually kitty litter LeBeau was using to reduce fog on his windows. I love his mug shot. Definitely a face that says "I can't wait till you idiots have to apologize to me." Kitty Litter

Kitty Litter

College, Memes, and Texas: @PaulMorsePhoto As former President George H.W. Bush traveled aboard Union Pacific Locomotive 4141 to his final resting place in College Station, Texas, mourners stood along train tracks to bid him farewell.

As former President George H.W. Bush traveled aboard Union Pacific Locomotive 4141 to his final resting place in College Station, Texas, mou...

Definitely, Love, and Memes: Ross LeBeau of Texas was arrested in early December for possession of what police thought was half a pound of meth in LeBeau's vehicle. The "meth," it turns out, was actually kitty litter LeBeau was using to reduce fog on his windows. I love his mug shot. Definitely a face that says "I can't wait till you idiots have to apologize to me."

Hello, Memes, and Chase: SStephanie D Leeman Also member of The Situation Room Studied at Louisiana Tech University Lives in Dallas, Texas SUN AT 6:11 PM hello how are you doing today Just send me the virus link http://sas-autos.com/link 25372331 1 /T5G9y/?sc=1&sc=1 &-1&ppy 3990999 Cut to the chase

Cut to the chase

Memes, Home, and Houston: oarm A Gulf War veteran salutes in tribute to former President George H.W. Bush at the makeshift memorial formed outside the 41st president’s home in Houston, Texas, Saturday.

A Gulf War veteran salutes in tribute to former President George H.W. Bush at the makeshift memorial formed outside the 41st president’s hom...

America, Baseball, and Family: Statement from President Donald J. Trump and First Lady Melania Trump on the Passing of Former President George H.W. Bush December 1, 2018 Melania and I join with a grieving Nation to mourn the loss of former President George H.W. Bush, who passed away last night. Through his essential authenticity, disarming wit, and unwavering commitment to faith, family, and country, President Bush inspired generations of his fellow Americans to public service-to be, in his words, "a thousand points of light" illuminating the greatness, hope, and opportunity of America to the world President Bush always found a way to set the bar higher. As a young man, he captained the Yale baseball team, and then went on to serve as the youngest aviator in the United States Navy during the Second World War. Later in life, he rose to the pinnacle of American politics as a Congressman from Texas, envoy to China, Director of Central Intelligence, Vice President of eight years to President Ronald Reagan, and finally President of the United States. With sound judgement, common sense, and unflappable leadership, President Bush guided our Nation, and the world, to a peaceful and victorious conclusion of the Cold War. As President, he set the stage for the decades of prosperity that have followed. And through all that he accomplished, he remained humble, following the quiet call to service that gave him a clear sense of direction. Along with his full life of service to country, we will remember President Bush for his devotion to family-especially the love of his life, Barbara. His example lives on, and will continue to stir future Americans to pursue a greater cause. Our hearts ache with his loss, and we, with the American people, send our prayers to the entire Bush family, as we honor the life and legacy of 41 Statement from President Donald J. Trump and First Lady Melania Trump on the Passing of Former President George H.W. Bush

Statement from President Donald J. Trump and First Lady Melania Trump on the Passing of Former President George H.W. Bush

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Apparently, Beef, and Memes: APPARENTLY YOU CAN DIE FROM EATING LETTUCE. SO I'LL JUST HAVE WHISKEY AND A RIBEYE. MEDIUM RARE, THANKS SUCKS TO BE A VEGETARIAN DOESN'T IT n. Ah... still tasting that Texas beef from last night... maybe I'll fry some eggs and cook up another medium rare rib eye for breakfast this morning. Beef... it's what's for breakfast... and lunch... and dinner!

Ah... still tasting that Texas beef from last night... maybe I'll fry some eggs and cook up another medium rare rib eye for breakfast this m...

Barbie, College, and Funny: Never Give Up People Texas College Girl Drives Around In Barbie Jeep After Her DWI Arrest A dose of humor, memes, and interesting images. #funny #memes #images #random #lol

A dose of humor, memes, and interesting images. #funny #memes #images #random #lol

Memes, California, and Mexico: If this whole caravan thing isn't a funded political stunt, why aren't the migrants at the doorstep of Brownsville, Texas. I mear it would have been about 1500 miles closer than "WALKING" to California 900 UNITED STATES ar CAL Chriet Brownsville TX 25 Gall of Mexico Tropie of Caner 喆EXICO PACIFIC OCKAN Honest question? Not trying to be an asshole (for once)

Memes, California, and Mean: If this whole caravan thing isn't a funded political stunt, why aren't the migrants at the doorstep of Brownsville, Texas. I mean it would have been about 1500 miles closer than "WALKING" to California. Tack UNITED STATES CALI Brownsville TX 25* Galf of Merico Topie of Cener IC PACIFIC OCEAN' de Honest Question? Not trying to be an asshole (for once)

Memes, Texas, and Time: Student Section Dance Off happened during Half Time down in Texas 🔥🔥🔥😂😂 https://t.co/R2lguCRIeH

Memes, Teacher, and Thanksgiving: HEARTBREAKING: Father whose daughter was killed by an illegal alien on Thanksgiving Day makes an emotional plea to President @realDonaldTrump to stay vigilant in the fight against illegal immigration. http:-insider.foxnews.com-2018-11-26-illegal-immigrant-charged-death-texas-teacher-amanda-ferguson

Memes, Soldiers, and Thanksgiving: Senior Airman Alexandra Minor/U.S. Air Force/Department of Defense via AP @usarmy soldiers with the 289th Composite Supply Company in Ft. Hood, Texas, deep fry a turkey on Thanksgiving Day in Donna, Texas. The soldiers are part of Operation Faithful Patriot where they provide a range of support including planning assistance, engineering support, equipment and resources to assist the Department of Homeland Security along the southwest U.S. border.

@usarmy soldiers with the 289th Composite Supply Company in Ft. Hood, Texas, deep fry a turkey on Thanksgiving Day in Donna, Texas. The sold...

Crazy, Donald Trump, and Ignorant: Occupy Democrats Yesterday at 5:55 PM Here's an important history lesson for Donald Trump and his band of ignorant supporters. ITS CRAZY HOW WE LIVE IN TIMES WHERE MEXICANS ARE ILLEGAL ON THEIR ORIGINAL HOMELAND. ESTADOS UN DE AMERI XPco 1. Mexico lost Texas in a war they lost 2. They lost more territory in a war with the US 3. They legally sold land to the US in deals such as the Gadsden Purchase We won and bought the land fair and square.

Crazy, Donald Trump, and Ignorant: Occupy Democrats Yesterday at 5:55 PM. Here's an important history lesson for Donald Trump and his band of ignorant supporters. ITS CRAZY HOW WE LIVE IN TIMES WHERE MEXICANS ARE ILLEGAL ON THEIR ORIGINAL HOMELAND. ESTADOS UN DE AMERI 1. Mexico lost Texas in a war they lost 2. They lost more territory in a war with the US 3. They legally sold land to the US in deals such as the Gadsden Purchase We won and bought the land fair and square. (GC)

(GC)

Girls, Memes, and School: LMFAOOOOO this a grown man legally choking yall bitches out The Washington Times @WashTimes Transgender wrestler Mack Beggs wins second straight Texas girls' high school title bit.ly/2ESp995 Right or wrong 💀 @thehoodtube

Ironic, Texas, and Meanwhile In: Meanwhile in Texas YALL

Wtf, Snow, and Texas: oaksy texas confession i've never seen snow irl oaksy i posted this and it snowed like two inches a week later for the first time in like 35 years wtf oaksy texas confession i've never had a million dollars

Crazy, Dumb, and Food: The Hill @thehill Follow Restaurants in Austin now banned from throwing away food hill.cm/GarAUL3 5:40 PM 2 Oct 2018 TEXAS @UTProbs Follow Austin, TX just banned restaurants from throwing away uneaten food. They have to donate the food to people, send it to local animal farms, or compost it It's crazy that ppl are upset about this... THIS. IS. A. GOOD. THING The Hill thehill Restaurants in Austin now banned from throwing away food hill.cm/GarAUL3 ヒ, 12:16 PM 3 Oct 2018 600 e蒘40. 6,025 Retweets 16,640 Likes spillybun: greater-than-the-sword: orangehatposts: patron-saint-of-smart-asses: I would rather that giving away unused food would be an option rather than obligatory, but I’m interested to see how this plays out. Always seemed dumb that they just threw it away, having them be forced to donate it isn’t good but I suppose it’s better than nothing? Would be better to give them incentive like a tax break or something if they donate their uneaten but still perfectly edible food The use of force is (most likely) unnecessary, all you have to do is remove their legal liability for donating it and they will. Also yeah a tax break I love how they’re acting like restaurants are just greedy and chose to throw out all the food instead of it being the government that was keeping them from doing charity, as the government often does because the government wants to be the one people are forced to rely on for what they need. “The government made it harder to do something! Clearly the answer here is more government!”

spillybun: greater-than-the-sword: orangehatposts: patron-saint-of-smart-asses: I would rather that giving away unused food would be an...

Memes, Texas, and 🤖: Want to know just how big Texas really is? It all makes sense now

It all makes sense now

Memes, Black, and Texas: DON DADA @DonDada817 19 Black Women ran for judge in Harris County Texas all 19 won their race! So proud of them

So proud of them

Memes, Florida, and Oregon: Voting for terrible laws and candidates then moving to her Californians states and doing the exact same thing expecting a different result adultswim.com] Californians Washington, Oregon, Nevada, Texas, Florida (adultswim.com Why does this keep happening?" (CH)

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Memes, Taxes, and California: Greg Abbott @GregAbbott TX If you're abandoning California for Texas, just remember the reason you are escaping high taxes & burdensome regulations. We plan to KEEP Texas, Texas! Heritage Foundation @Heritage When polled, 46% of San Francisco residents have plans to move out of the area-61% said they planned to leave the state-with Texas being a primary destination. (GC)

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Memes, San Francisco, and Texas: Heritage Foundation @Heritage heritage.org When polled, 46% of San Francisco residents have plans to move out of the area-61% said they planned to leave the state -with Texas being a primary destination. (GC) Where they will then vote to make it like San Francisco

(GC) Where they will then vote to make it like San Francisco

Memes, Congratulations, and House: WINNER DECIDE DAN CRENSHAW US. HOUSE TEXAS DISTRICT 2 J NavySeal Combat Veteran @crenshawforcongress defeats Todd Litton for Texas Congressional District 2 seat. Congratulations

NavySeal Combat Veteran @crenshawforcongress defeats Todd Litton for Texas Congressional District 2 seat. Congratulations

Memes, Texas, and 🤖: NACHO SENATOR @texas

@texas

Memes, News, and Ted: TEXAS SENATOR NEWS YOURVOICE YOUR VOTE 2018 WINNER TED CRUZ (R) Senator @sentedcruz will keep his seat in Congress, beating Socialist open borders Francisca O'Rourke. texas texasstrong

Senator @sentedcruz will keep his seat in Congress, beating Socialist open borders Francisca O'Rourke. texas texasstrong

Memes, News, and Ted: Tom Fox/The Dallas Morning News via AP, Pool Incumbent GOP Sen. Ted Cruz is projected to hold onto his seat in Congress and defeat Democratic rival, Rep. Beto O'Rourke, in the Texas Senate race on Tuesday.

Incumbent GOP Sen. Ted Cruz is projected to hold onto his seat in Congress and defeat Democratic rival, Rep. Beto O'Rourke, in the Texas Sen...

Memes, Blue, and Congratulations: HOLD BLUE Veronica Escobar U.S.HOUSE TX-16 Congratulations! Congrats to Veronica Escobar on winning her election and becoming one of the first Latinas to represent Texas in Congress!

Congrats to Veronica Escobar on winning her election and becoming one of the first Latinas to represent Texas in Congress!

Memes, Blue, and Congratulations: HOLD BLUE Sylvia Garcia U.S. HOUSE TX-29 Congratulations! Congrats to Sylvia Garcia on winning her election and becoming one of the first Latinas to represent Texas in Congress!

Congrats to Sylvia Garcia on winning her election and becoming one of the first Latinas to represent Texas in Congress!

Memes, Texas, and Word: MEXICAN WORD OF THE DAY TEXAS IS BETO OFF WITHOUT HIM BV

BV

Memes, Texas, and 🤖: Nunca juzgues a un libro por su portada LGDV AAA.com Texas Carros destrozando a super deportivos

Memes, Bravo, and Mexico: Donna, Texas Department of Defense via Storyful EWS OPERATION FAITHFUL PATRIOT More than 5,000 U.S. troops are headed to the border in a support role for Operation Faithful Patriot. U.S. troops started building a forward operating base at the Mexico border in Donna, Texas, to tighten up the Donna-Rio Bravo International Bridge border crossing.

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