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Facts, Friends, and Otters: sherlockwearingac hullu Ft jolenemeghan nevvzealand TODAY I LEARNT SOME HAPPY ANIMAL FACTS IM SO SMILEY I WANT TO SHARE THEM . COW HAVE BEST FRIENDS a group of flamingos is called a FLAMBOYANCE .penguins only have one mate and they "propose" BY GIVING THEM A PEBBLE .OTTERS SLEEP HOLDING HANDS SO THEY DONT FLOAT AWAY FROM EACH OTHER THERE IS A TYPE OF JELLYFISH THAT LIVES FOREVER rats giggle when u tickle them but their voices are so high pitched you cant hear without equipment! when male puppies play with female puppies they intentionally let the . . a group of porcupines is called a PICKLE baby puffins are called pufflings <3<3 . . WORMS COMMUNICATE BY SNUGGLING #textposts 52,972 notes

Memes, Mario, and Wiki: paper-mario-wiki it's so fucked up at there's only like 25 blimps in the entire world wizardshark 24 now dwaynethemockjohnson it's so fucked up that there's now only 2:3 blimps left in the world scotchtapeofficial im not even a blimp & this still feels threatening how are they eliminated - Max textpost textposts

Cute, Memes, and Sick: awwww-cute My older cat got sick of my kitten trying to play with him so he pinned him down and licked him until he fell asleep (get rekt) - Max textpost textposts

(get rekt) - Max textpost textposts

Butt, Memes, and Yo: pazdispenser musicians only Dark Millenials will remember: cobra starship neon trees o metro station . 30H3 o taio cruz . owl city o far east movement . ne-yo . onerepublic e boys like girl carry-on-my-wayward-butt this is hot chelle rae erasure I knoW ALL OF THESE - Max textpost textposts

I knoW ALL OF THESE - Max textpost textposts

Baked, Fire, and Memes: Pursued by bear Drops dead Throws oneself away Snakebite Buried to neck starvation Ripped apart by Motb Indigestion Blinded Baked into pie Disappears Dismemberment then fire Grief Hanging Lack of sleep Smothered by pillow Stabbed Drowned Beheaded Stabbed and poisoned Poisoned Hinhrharts com fckeahgreatplays Causes of death in all the Shakespeare plays. Stabbed takes the lead with 30, followed by 5 beheaded, 4 poisoned, and 3, in an excessive move, are stabbed AND poisoned. tag urself im “throws oneself away” - Max textpost textposts

tag urself im “throws oneself away” - Max textpost textposts

Memes, Potassium, and 🤖: (5 e9 10knotes i dont care whats going on here but i want in POTASSIUM POTASSIUM POTASSIUM POTASSIUM POTASSIUM - Max textpost textposts

POTASSIUM POTASSIUM POTASSIUM POTASSIUM POTASSIUM - Max textpost textposts

Drinking, Memes, and China: foxy-mulder some guy: uhhh there's a leaf in your water person who's about to invent tea: oh haven't you heard? foxy-mulder actualnymph thaTS LITERALLY WHAT HAPPENED AKMWFWK I'M SCREAMING I DID NOT KNOW THIS The story of tea begins in China. According to legend, in 2737 BC. the Chinese emperor Shen Nung was sitting beneath a tree while his servant boiled drinking water, when some leaves from the tree blew into the water. Shen Nung, a renowned herbalist, decided to try the infusion that his servant had accidentally created. The tree was a Camellia sinensis, and the resulting drink was what we now call tea. green tea is so overrated but i l o v e i t s o m u c h - Max textpost textposts

green tea is so overrated but i l o v e i t s o m u c h - Max textpost textposts

Love, Memes, and Starbucks: whalebonerunes l ordered a blonde flat white from Starbucks while on my break and the barista must have been having a long day bc he goes "that would be my stripper name" and there was like five seconds of dead silence between us before he looked up realized he said that out loud jade-suture You tipped right whalebonerunes i put 20 bucks in his hand and told him to pocket all of it Source: whalebonerunes I love interactions like this where both parties are equally dead inside - Max textpost textposts

Doctor, Memes, and 🤖: BBC DR WHOMST aevios BBC DOCTOR wHOMSTDVE aevios BBC DOCTOR WHOMSTDVEYALLAINTIVEDISTDNTSTDV Y’AIN’T - Max textpost textposts

Y’AIN’T - Max textpost textposts

Memes, Hook, and Boom: garbage-wizard We'll Rock You buddy you're a hard man young man rich man poor man mud man blood man boy man face man davvvd buddy you're a man door man hand man hook man car man door Source: garbage-wizard 93,236 notes BOOM BOOM CLAP - Max textpost textposts

BOOM BOOM CLAP - Max textpost textposts

America, Cute, and Dogs: gotherfather bears have absolutely no right to be as cute as they are. i want to hug them and pet them. big fluffy dogs, supersized gotherfather this thing is one of the most dangerous predators in north america, is bulletproof, and could kill me in milliseconds without breaking a sweat and just. look at his big ole paws and his big ole nose. his wittle ears. i wuv him gotherfather human brain: bear will kill you monkey brain: hehe fluffie so cute uwu - Max textpost textposts

so cute uwu - Max textpost textposts

Memes, Omg, and Wtf: pukicho *me inhaling pure Neon into my body by sucking it out of an 'open' sign at a store: axokami wtf pukicho I felt I was pretty clear korte-skjort-og-hofteholder I'm high pukicho That's coo. guess omg!!11!!1!!! girl ur gLOWING!!!!!11!1!!!1! - Max textpost textposts

omg!!11!!1!!! girl ur gLOWING!!!!!11!1!!!1! - Max textpost textposts

Memes, 🤖, and Cat: dynastylnoire why you bake me I am here for cookie cat - Max textpost textposts

I am here for cookie cat - Max textpost textposts

Memes, Cold, and 🤖: MIR a1RealMir y'all ever postpone an outfit arandomthot Sometimes the public just isn't ready babyfacerae sometimes it’s too cold - Max textpost textposts

sometimes it’s too cold - Max textpost textposts

Memes, Best, and Lyrics: luxtempestas poodles are usually anthropomorphized to be froufrou ladies but i always see them as a miscellaneously european man from the 1970s luxtempestas they will give you directions to the best discotheque you've ever seern I just remembered that there’s an actual song with the lyrics “you touch my tralala” and I have been cursed - Max textpost textposts

I just remembered that there’s an actual song with the lyrics “you touch my tralala” and I have been cursed - Max textpost textposts

Friends, Memes, and Tbh: dankmemeking assert your dominance by calling your friends by their student ID number Source: dankmemeking 321.061 notes I hardly ever use my student ID tbh - Max textpost textposts

I hardly ever use my student ID tbh - Max textpost textposts

God, Memes, and Oh My God: hazycapitalist Oh my god is this a cat or a sheep? m86 a shat beanstalkofsins Dont call it that please jennamoreci A shitten. a ceep - Max textpost textposts

Memes, Petty, and Good: petty spaghetti @chlobrecita My son has been holding this chip for like 10 min a Good Boye..,.,.,,,so Full of Help - Max textpost textposts

a Good Boye..,.,.,,,so Full of Help - Max textpost textposts

Memes, Ally, and 🤖: beefmilk2 you are in a dark ally and this is chasing you what do perish - Max textpost textposts

perish - Max textpost textposts

Memes, Taken, and Kiss: lets go out and have some classic teenage fun... chew who knows. maybe even kiss a lizard? Source: sailorbrazil I forgot that the song “Like a G6” was a thing until it came up on shuffle like I was so taken aback - Max textpost textposts

I forgot that the song “Like a G6” was a thing until it came up on shuffle like I was so taken aback - Max textpost textposts

Memes, Best, and Bing: Radrosaur @CopernicusG What if Bing is just a guy in his office Googling stuff for you and doing his best this is why no one knows what chandler does for a living - Max textpost textposts

this is why no one knows what chandler does for a living - Max textpost textposts

Friends, Memes, and Best: pearlah Babysitting my best friend's kity & she forgot her tongue was sticking out. Bleppity blep. :P - Max textpost textposts

:P - Max textpost textposts

Fucking, Memes, and Shit: leonkuwatatata do you ever get mad at yourself because youre not even good at the things you thought you were good at amylniitrate you absolute fuckers i made this post fuckifn 5 years ago bc i spilled mac on my favorite shirt at the time n every day. every fucking day notifications spill in abt people being sad and thinking theyre not enough. listen. i made this post when i was 13 and spilling mac n cheese on my shirt. mayb right now u are 13 year old me right now, and thats okay, but absorbing these messages isnt gonna help u. this shit motivated me more than anything else I’ve read - Max textpost textposts

College, Life, and Memes: orcbulge me at 14: I cant wait till im in college I have so many plans for life and nothing can stop me:) Me now: Mm. Me hungey. Me eat macdonal. French frie. Frenchffrie. French frie. if “now” is supposed to be when I’m in college then I’m early - Max textpost textposts

if “now” is supposed to be when I’m in college then I’m early - Max textpost textposts

Memes, Holes, and Forever: Rebecca Caprara @RebeccaCaprara 2yo referred to her coat pockets as "snack holes" and this is what I shall forever call them 2/23/18, 2:03 PM I mean where’s the lie - Max textpost textposts

I mean where’s the lie - Max textpost textposts

Hamlet, Memes, and 🤖: jeaninetesori in this post, i will detail my rankings and reasons thereof of the sluttiness level of every character in hamlet, or their "ho ratio," if you will, butim-justharry wh butim-justharry butim-justharry where's the rest of the post op In the comments I’d like to see constructive negotiation on the definitive ho ratios of the hamlet characters - Max textpost textposts

In the comments I’d like to see constructive negotiation on the definitive ho ratios of the hamlet characters - Max textpost textposts

Books, Friends, and Lmao: Everyyearmyschoolkslibrariandressesupas abookreaper tocollect overdue books lolsht.com darienlibrary: tolshtus: The Best Librarian Ever bahahaha me, a classical musician at a jazz festival: WOW that trumpet was so HIGH my jazz friends: this band isn’t very good lmao me: ö - Max textpost textposts

me, a classical musician at a jazz festival: WOW that trumpet was so HIGH my jazz friends: this band isn’t very good lmao me: ö - Max textpo...

Fucking, Memes, and Strong: sneakybutthole when ur friend is having trouble opening something and u open it for them I AM THE FUCKING STRONG I am the friend that needs things opened like I have a fear of cutting my finger in half whenever I open a tin can - Max textpost textposts

Memes, Best, and Good: Here is Peach doing her very best rectangle GOOD JOB PEACH! SUCH FORM! SUCH BEAUTY - Max textpost textposts

GOOD JOB PEACH! SUCH FORM! SUCH BEAUTY - Max textpost textposts

Memes, How To, and Nice: eery-xyzDeactivated celestial fruits: Not sure how to finish this painting... it looks like the cat is shyly showing off its art. Which is nice. soft art for a soft ket - Max textpost textposts

soft art for a soft ket - Max textpost textposts

Memes, Sad, and What U: butterymeme: he keeps looking @ me w distrust after i gave him his vitamins look what U did he’s sad now. sad but healthy - Max textpost textposts

look what U did he’s sad now. sad but healthy - Max textpost textposts

Fucking, Memes, and Otters: carnival-phantasm I always knew about the aririnhas (giamt otters) that inhabit the pantanal and amazonian rivers, and that they are bigger than other otters, but I had no fucking idea they could reach up to 6 feet (1.82 meters) in length Look at this boy. Absolute unit. L O N G - Max textpost textposts

Memes, Mood, and Current Mood: alicecomedies current mood: babies by van gogh so..........squishy? - Max textpost textposts

so..........squishy? - Max textpost textposts

Finals, Memes, and Thought: he luigl started writing my essay luigl i didn't spend an hour drawing this for 17 notes The thought that I’ll be applying to colleges in a matter of months SCARES ME but I have to get through APs and another round of finals before that holy heck - Max IG: @bircl textpost textposts

The thought that I’ll be applying to colleges in a matter of months SCARES ME but I have to get through APs and another round of finals befo...

Memes, Yeah, and Hell: EARUP UGH ohdoe hell yeah pupfruit hell yeah vulpx hell yeah hell yeah - Max textpost textposts

hell yeah - Max textpost textposts

Memes, 🤖, and Touch: When the sign in the museum says "Do not touch" booooop - Max textpost textposts

booooop - Max textpost textposts

Memes, Earth, and Cvs: Insane fact: the sun is approximately 8 CVS receipts from earth finally I know how far to launch myself - Max textpost textposts

finally I know how far to launch myself - Max textpost textposts

Memes, Coyote, and Dick: bruce-dick-in-son Why is there a coyote on a bus. the-dog-fandom because they can't drive he’s trying to outrun the roadrunner haven’t u heard - Max textpost textposts

he’s trying to outrun the roadrunner haven’t u heard - Max textpost textposts

Beer, Food, and Love: yeetz @yeetztweetz i love airports cause the rules of society just don't apply. eat pizza and drink a beer at 7am while in sweatpants. nobody cares Waiting in airports for dead hour flights is highkey one of my favorite things because you can slide thru the airport on your carry on wheels bag and no one cares (but a lot of the food places are closed so that’s not so bueno) - Max textpost textposts

Waiting in airports for dead hour flights is highkey one of my favorite things because you can slide thru the airport on your carry on wheel...

Bitch, Fucking, and Memes: Summer Osummerjscott Follow literally just saw a 10 year old girl wearing a shirt with sparkles that said "doing my best" fucking same bitch where'd you get that 11:41 AM-27 Aug 2017 Also shout out to my friend sans and her friend I received ur kind words and they made me very happy thank - Max textpost textposts

Memes, Saw, and Record: Sophie Kidd-Myers Dogspotting 3 hrs. Yesterday saw what may have been the fattest italian greyhound on record, didn't get a photo but here's a quick sketch I did yesterday I took the SAT and I was dissociating so hard after that - Max textpost textposts

yesterday I took the SAT and I was dissociating so hard after that - Max textpost textposts

Friday, Memes, and Good: shadesandgoldbullets: rickytee: recoverykitty: Morning guys. I hope you remember today that if you slip up you can restart your day at any time. You don't have to wait til the next day to start over. Just sit down, breathe for a few minutes, and start again. I like this. I really like this. Reading this everyday for the weeks to come. GOOD VIBES FOR FRIDAY - Max textpost textposts

GOOD VIBES FOR FRIDAY - Max textpost textposts

Facebook, Memes, and Nice: boredvalk Sponsored I badly photoshopped my dog. Then I paid Facebook to show you this instead of an ad. Have a nice day! 貝 2,542 likes wholesomethemedmemes The hero we need. an Idol - Max textpost textposts

an Idol - Max textpost textposts

Community, Mario Kart, and Memes: Switzer Daniel Switzer 27 minutes a Mario Kart 8 Community Is "Mount Wario" a race course, or a command? 910 2 precumming I miss miiverse already Source: precumming Both - Max textpost textposts

Memes, Fuck, and Penguin: plastic-tulips how the FUCK did they make that penguin from wallace and gromit look so evil like it's literally just a plasticine penguin but it somehow radiates Pure Malice look at it truly character design at its finest Börd - Max textpost textposts

Fucking, Memes, and Fight: FORK SPOON SPLAYD KNIFE thecringeandwincefactory I fucking tove Venn diagrams noonlebaddass This Made Me Uncomfortable the-porter-rockwell don't bring a splayd to a knork fight. I’m still a sport - Max textpost textposts

Memes, 🤖, and Like: markv5 dualityofsquid "his ears are like little paintbrushes" floof!!!!!! - Max textpost textposts

floof!!!!!! - Max textpost textposts

Dad, Family, and Fresh: eftbouquetarbiter listen ok. so there's that typical horror trope about the family and the haunted house and yadda yadda. but like, have a movie where this family has gone through many haunted houses before, to the point where they move into this new one and are like 'okay. fresh start number seven and then basically throughout the movie avoid and deflect any typical horror event from the house like it's no big deal. something's under the teen girl's bed? she takes a can of bug spray and some chloroform and uses that shit on the demon creature without turning an eye from whoever she was texting. mom's cooking and the family's nowhere to be found? weird creaking noises? she sighs and continues cooking. family comes through the back door later with some blood on them and carrying a few hockey masks. mom doesn't question it. family looks exhausted and irritated. younger brother walks into his room to find the dog trapped in the wardrobe, wardrobe unable to open? seeping dark smoke and gross liquids? move it and throw some salt around that thang and kick in the back of the wardrobe. dog hops out with a scoff and trots to the door of the room and down the stairs. a shadow follows. lots of growling and snarling and scuffling. a shadow runs fuckin outie back down the hall in fear. dad is in the garage working in the car. car shuts it's doors and locks them. he is unable to get out. he sighs and starts the car. might as well go get groceries. family don't give a fuck. tbonechessor hello, yes, how much do movies cost and how would I fund this there’s a lot of reading for this one but I fully support it - Max textpost textposts

Memes, 🤖, and Him: tutorial brush him kiddykitty thank u.. i learned a lot so clean - Max textpost textposts

so clean - Max textpost textposts

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