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<p><a href="http://memehumor.tumblr.com/post/156129889878/welcome-to-the-south-on-inaguration-day" class="tumblr_blog">memehumor</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Welcome to the South on Inaguration Day</p></blockquote>: 9 hrs Snellville SPONSORED I just have a real uneasy feeling about tomorrow. I just pray nothing horrible happens. Like Comment Share 054 and 38 others Same here Like Re Style Resolut www.menswe Designer Suits Hilfiger and Ke Im so tied in a knot over so many issues at this point, I must admit, I welcome brutal beatings to protesters. just being honest. O1-9 hrs You wish brutal beatings to peaceful protesters? Like Reply O1 8 hrs nmOnly the not peaceful... the law breakers and traffic stoppers .thir blood can flow into the city sewars....protest within the means of the law... no problem Like Reply 8 hrs don't wish brutal beatings on anyone. Even you! Like Reply 8 hrs Mark Hamill uproxx.com A look back at David Letterm: I'm not that protester, ut thanks anyway Like Reply 8 hrs But then we're just gonna have sewers full of blood and no EPA to clean it up Unlike Reply 3 8 hrs English (US) Français (Frar Have u seen what hasmat clean up pays????? Huge business..... capitalism at its finest.... off with their heads!!! Like Reply 8 hrs You know, for a right winger you're sounding more and Privacy Term Cookies Mor more like a jihadist. Like Reply 1-7 hrs Facebook 20 And for a lefty you appear be a little cock sucking bitch Like Reply 1 6 hrs <p><a href="http://memehumor.tumblr.com/post/156129889878/welcome-to-the-south-on-inaguration-day" class="tumblr_blog">memehumor</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Welcome to the South on Inaguration Day</p></blockquote>
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<p>The Nurse Took Her To Court After She Attacked Her. But The Judge Couldn’t Stop Laughing When She Told Him This.</p>: THE NURSE TOOK HER TO COURT AFTER SHE ATTACKED HER. BUT THE JUDGE COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING WHEN SHE TOLD HIM THIS While conducting some business at the Courthouse, I overheard a lady, who had been arrested for assaulting a Mammogram Technician, say, "Your Honor, I'm guilty but there were extenuating circumstances." The female Judge said, sarcastically, "I'd certainly like to hear those extenuating circumstances." I did too so I listened as the lady told her story "Your Honor, I had a mammogram appointment, which I actually kept. I was met by this perky little clipboard carrier smiling from ear to ear and she tilted her head to one side and crooned, "Hi! I'm Belinda! All I need you to do is step into this room right here, strip to the waist, then slip on this gown. Everything clear?" I'm thinking, "Belinda, try decaf.This ain't rocket science. Belinda then skipped away to prepare the chamber of horrors With the right side finished, Belinda flipped me (literally) to the left and said, "Hmmmm. Can you stand on your tippy toes and lean in a tad so we can get everything?" Fine, I answered I was freezing, bruised, and out of air, so why not use the remaining circulation in my legs and neck to finish me off? My body was in a holding pattern that defied gravity (with my other breast wedged between those two 4 inch pieces of square glass) when I heard and felt a zap! Complete darkness, the power was off! Belinda said, "Uh-oh, maintenance is working, bet they hit a snag." Then she headed for the door "Excuse me! You're not leaving me in this vise alone are you?" I shouted. Belinda kept going and said, "Oh, you fussy puppy...the door's wide open so you'll have the emergency hall lights. I'll be right back." Before I could shout NOOO! She disappeared And that's exactly how Bubba and Earl "maintenance men Extraordinaire" found me... half-naked with part of me dangling from the Jaws of Life and the other part smashed between glass! After exchanging a polite Hi, how's it going type greeting, Bubba (or possibly Earl) asked, to my utter disbelief, if I knew the power was off. Trying to disguise my hysteria, I replied with as much calmness as possible, "Uh, yes, I did but thanks anyway "OK, you take care now" Bubba replied and waved good-bye as though I'd been standing in the line at the grocery store Two hours later, Belinda breezes in wearing a sheepish grin Making no attempt to suppress her amusement, she said, "Oh I am s000 sorry! The power came back on and I totally forgot about you! And silly me, I went to lunch. Are we upset?" And that, Your Honor, is exactly how her head ended up between the clamps...." The judge could hardly contain her laughter as she said "Case Dismissed" <p>The Nurse Took Her To Court After She Attacked Her. But The Judge Couldn’t Stop Laughing When She Told Him This.</p>

<p>The Nurse Took Her To Court After She Attacked Her. But The Judge Couldn’t Stop Laughing When She Told Him This.</p>

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srsfunny: Tom Hanks Is A Class Acthttp://srsfunny.tumblr.com/: Humans of New York "So get this. I'm driving down Park Avenue one day and this guy waves for me, so I pull over and I ask him where he's going. He tells me 74th street, and I tell him that's too far for me, because my shift just ended, so he says 'thanks anyway' and walks away. But then I think about it, and I start feeling bad for the guy, cause hey-- I got a conscience. So I call him back to the cab and tell him to hop in. And he gets in the car all excited, all animated, and he's talking about all these things. But he's got his cap pulled down way over his eyes, so I can't see who it is. But pretty soon I start to recognize his voice. And when we get to a light, I turn to him, and I look him in the eye, and I scream: "WIIIIIIILLLSSSSSO00000ON!!!" And that really got him. He started laughing hard. He sees that I've got this Ferrari hat on, and a Ferrari shirt too, so he starts calling me 'Mr. Ferrari.' The whole ride, he keeps calling me 'Mr. Ferrari.' So after we get to his destination, we snap a quick photo, and he goes on his way. And I think that's it. But that's not it, cause get this. Over the next few weeks, I just happen to randomly pick up people that know him. People who have acted with him before, people who work with him. And every time, I tell them: 'Tell Mr. Hanks that Mr. Ferrari says 'hello." Every time I say that. Then one day I'm driving, and I get a text from one of the people that I'd driven, and it says: 'Mr. Hanks wants to invite you to see his Broadway show.' So I bring my lady to the show, and we get to go backstage and everything, and after the show, we're waiting for him in his dressing room, and he walks in and screams: 'Mr. Ferrari!' Can you believe that story? And you wanna know the craziest thing? The name of his show was 'Lucky Guy.' How crazy is that? Cause that was me. A lucky guy!" Like · Comment · Share · 21 mins · Edited srsfunny: Tom Hanks Is A Class Acthttp://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

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