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drawwhatiwantwhenwant: Taking care of children is already difficult, it’s even more when your child is half dog demon and he’s always getting in to trouble and everyone (for some reason) doesn’t like him. Being a mom is tough. : BUT MOTHER FLYING POTATOS ARE COOL TO ME OH SWEETHEART, YOUR SUCH A SILLY LITTLE BOY WELL ROTATOS ASIDE, MOTHER HAS TO CLEAN. NOW PLAY OUT HERE FOR A WHILE OKAY MOTHER HUH, I HAVE TO REMIND MY SELF TO NOT GIVE INUYASHA INK THAT LITTLE BOY IS SO MESSY LATER... WHEW, GALD THAT'S ALL DONE. CLEANING THIS ROOM GETS HARDER AS THAT BOY GET'S OLDER MOTHER... HUH INUYASHA! ARE YOU ALRIGHT!PDID I FELL INTO A MUD PUDOLE INTHE GRADEN, I GOT SCARED RUNNING FROM THE BEES ANYONE HURT YOU!? WHY ARE YOU COVRED IN MUD!? IM GLAD THAT NO ONE DIDN'T HURT YOu. OH YOU HAD ME SCARED FOR A SEC I'M SORRY THE BEES WERE CHASING YOU, WHAT HAPPENED? I WAS TRYING TO GET THESE FOR YOU MOTHER WELL THOSE ARE PRETTY FLOWERS BUT NEXT TIME MAYBE DON'T PICK FLOWERS NOT SO CLOSE TO THE BEE'S HOUSE OKAY MOTHER A WON'T, THEIR REALLY MEAN ANYWAY AWWW BUT MOTHER I HATE GETTING BATHS WELL RIGHT NOW YOU NEED A BATH, YOUR A MESS drawwhatiwantwhenwant: Taking care of children is already difficult, it’s even more when your child is half dog demon and he’s always getting in to trouble and everyone (for some reason) doesn’t like him. Being a mom is tough. 

drawwhatiwantwhenwant: Taking care of children is already difficult, it’s even more when your child is half dog demon and he’s always ge...

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Im crying so hard.: speckleeyed 20 points 5 hours ago This past Easter, we went to our first easter egg hunt... My son was 8 and he is autistic. He doesn't understand the urgency. He doesn't understand he has to run. He doesn't understand there won't be an equal amount for everyone. In I swear to god 60 seconds 300 8 to 10 year olds cleared an orchard of 10000 eggs and my son got only 2. Most kids got overflowing buckets of them All my son wanted to do was open them all up. He was so upset andl couldn't fix it. Parents weren't allowed to cross the rope. But then another boy saw my son with his shoulders slumped looking so defeated and he went over to him and said "hey I see you didn't get a lot of eggs. I have too many. Can I share with you?" My son's shoulders picked up and he smiled and said "sure!" And the boy emptied half his bucket into my son's bucket and then ran off to find his mom I was in tears. I couldn't believe what I just saw. I told my husband to stay with our son I had to follow that boy. I had to thank him and his mother. I got to him when he reached his mom and I waited a minute...he didn't even brag about how kind he was. And his mom didn't see it. I said excuse me miss, I need to tell you about your son...dont mind the tears, it's something good. I told her how this was my son's first public easter egg hunt and how her son NOTICED him and voluntarily HELPED him and was so KIND and GENEROUS. And that she was obviously doing a great job because today is a day I won't ever forget...all because of the kindness I've witnessed here, I shook the boy's hand and mom's, And mom was so proud of her son...as she should be saltinthewind 3 points 2 hours ago Omg I was bawling by the time I got to the end of your story. For both you and the other mom Im crying so hard.

Im crying so hard.

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Im crying so hard.: speckleeyed 20 points 5 hours ago This past Easter, we went to our first easter egg hunt... My son was 8 and he is autistic. He doesn't understand the urgency. He doesn't understand he has to run. He doesn't understand there won't be an equal amount for everyone. In I swear to god 60 seconds 300 8 to 10 year olds cleared an orchard of 10000 eggs and my son got only 2. Most kids got overflowing buckets of them All my son wanted to do was open them all up. He was so upset andl couldn't fix it. Parents weren't allowed to cross the rope. But then another boy saw my son with his shoulders slumped looking so defeated and he went over to him and said "hey I see you didn't get a lot of eggs. I have too many. Can I share with you?" My son's shoulders picked up and he smiled and said "sure!" And the boy emptied half his bucket into my son's bucket and then ran off to find his mom I was in tears. I couldn't believe what I just saw. I told my husband to stay with our son I had to follow that boy. I had to thank him and his mother. I got to him when he reached his mom and I waited a minute...he didn't even brag about how kind he was. And his mom didn't see it. I said excuse me miss, I need to tell you about your son...dont mind the tears, it's something good. I told her how this was my son's first public easter egg hunt and how her son NOTICED him and voluntarily HELPED him and was so KIND and GENEROUS. And that she was obviously doing a great job because today is a day I won't ever forget...all because of the kindness I've witnessed here, I shook the boy's hand and mom's, And mom was so proud of her son...as she should be saltinthewind 3 points 2 hours ago Omg I was bawling by the time I got to the end of your story. For both you and the other mom Im crying so hard.

Im crying so hard.

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Beloveds. Look how happy this lil girl is. U got kids? U got a significant other? U wanna make them happy and give them the best Xmas ever? WELL FUNNY U SHOULD ASK. PLEASE FLIP TO THE LAST SLIDE. IF U LIVE IN THE SUNNY ARIZONA AREA. LISTEN CLOSE. THAT BOY IS AVAILABLE. MY LIL HOMEGIRL TIFFANY WHO I HAVE NEVER MET AND ONLY EXCHANGED THREE DM WITH BUT SHE VOLUNTEER FOR DOGGOS AND SHE CUTE SO SHE MY HOMEGIRL 😂 SHE HELPING LOOK FOR A FUR-EVER HOME FOR LIL ANGEL. DONT ASK WHY SHE CANT ADOPT SHE ALREADY HAVE 3 ANGELS NOT EVERYONE CAN RUN A DOG ORPHANAGE PLUS SHE DO HAIR FOR A LIVING TOO SO SHE ALREADY GOT HER HANDS FULL. HE IS AT “Maricopa Animal Care and Control” - THEY GOT LOCATIONS IN Tempe and Phoenix. PULL UP AND GO HOME WITH AN ANGEL - LOOK HOW EXCITED HE IS. EVEN IF U LIVE FAR JUST MAKE IT A ROAD TRIP I KNOW U CANADIANS LOVE DOING CUTE THINGS LIKE THIS 😍 PULL 👏 UP 👏 LOL. Bless up! 😍😍😍 (@mcanimalcare): My 11 year old sister receiving her surprise Christmas present Beloveds. Look how happy this lil girl is. U got kids? U got a significant other? U wanna make them happy and give them the best Xmas ever? WELL FUNNY U SHOULD ASK. PLEASE FLIP TO THE LAST SLIDE. IF U LIVE IN THE SUNNY ARIZONA AREA. LISTEN CLOSE. THAT BOY IS AVAILABLE. MY LIL HOMEGIRL TIFFANY WHO I HAVE NEVER MET AND ONLY EXCHANGED THREE DM WITH BUT SHE VOLUNTEER FOR DOGGOS AND SHE CUTE SO SHE MY HOMEGIRL 😂 SHE HELPING LOOK FOR A FUR-EVER HOME FOR LIL ANGEL. DONT ASK WHY SHE CANT ADOPT SHE ALREADY HAVE 3 ANGELS NOT EVERYONE CAN RUN A DOG ORPHANAGE PLUS SHE DO HAIR FOR A LIVING TOO SO SHE ALREADY GOT HER HANDS FULL. HE IS AT “Maricopa Animal Care and Control” - THEY GOT LOCATIONS IN Tempe and Phoenix. PULL UP AND GO HOME WITH AN ANGEL - LOOK HOW EXCITED HE IS. EVEN IF U LIVE FAR JUST MAKE IT A ROAD TRIP I KNOW U CANADIANS LOVE DOING CUTE THINGS LIKE THIS 😍 PULL 👏 UP 👏 LOL. Bless up! 😍😍😍 (@mcanimalcare)

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I’ll beat the dog shit out of a nigga like my name was stewie. Any dude that turn into Kevin Hart around your girl gotta get hit with that choppa. i remember I was going to football tryouts with my bros in high school. Them niqqas was encouraging me to go but I didn’t want to. They put me on to how the girls who wanted to be cheer leaders be pulling up and watching. I use to be fat. A cheese burger away from being Obeast. During practice coach had the nerve to put me on the skin team for skin vs shirts. Man my titties were wet like submarine missles. I missed every catch bro. I look like the clam when Patrick tossed that peanut at the museum. I felt embarrassed as fucked getting my ankles swirled by my bro Demarcus. Why he had to juke my ass out my church shoes tho. All the hoes was laughing bro. I caused a 3 magnitude earth quake. My crush who I invited was still faithfully sitting there in the stands. I managed to get one touchdown off a safety. I saw her looking at me and I knew she saw me flex on em. Practice was over and I tried to approach my crush for her number. I seen my bro Demarcus pull up. King cock block you don’t say? Nigga was asking about tomorrow hw like he gonna do it. Shorty was hype to see him. Boy went up and gave her one of them rocking chair hugs. When ya meat pressed up against her stomach. Nigga was looking over her shoulders with that Vegeta smirk like” yea ima fuck yo bitch”. I held back tears like the G I was pose to be. I met that Biggs Demarcus in the locker room after to toss hands. That boy punted my ass across the locker room. I ain’t never get a tackled so hard. I felt like a crushed bag of chips. I laid there with no hoes and in need of a ice pack. I learned every homie ain’t ya homie when it comes to pussy 😔. I’m still a where my hug ass niqqa.: I dont mind a nigga hugging my girl but it you pick her up and do that cute twirl, imma break your jaw 10/30/18, 10:36 AM 80 Retweets 244 Likes Papa John, @johnda... 10/30/18 Or one of them rocking side to side hugs 2 you will receive arn uppercut at mach speed I’ll beat the dog shit out of a nigga like my name was stewie. Any dude that turn into Kevin Hart around your girl gotta get hit with that choppa. i remember I was going to football tryouts with my bros in high school. Them niqqas was encouraging me to go but I didn’t want to. They put me on to how the girls who wanted to be cheer leaders be pulling up and watching. I use to be fat. A cheese burger away from being Obeast. During practice coach had the nerve to put me on the skin team for skin vs shirts. Man my titties were wet like submarine missles. I missed every catch bro. I look like the clam when Patrick tossed that peanut at the museum. I felt embarrassed as fucked getting my ankles swirled by my bro Demarcus. Why he had to juke my ass out my church shoes tho. All the hoes was laughing bro. I caused a 3 magnitude earth quake. My crush who I invited was still faithfully sitting there in the stands. I managed to get one touchdown off a safety. I saw her looking at me and I knew she saw me flex on em. Practice was over and I tried to approach my crush for her number. I seen my bro Demarcus pull up. King cock block you don’t say? Nigga was asking about tomorrow hw like he gonna do it. Shorty was hype to see him. Boy went up and gave her one of them rocking chair hugs. When ya meat pressed up against her stomach. Nigga was looking over her shoulders with that Vegeta smirk like” yea ima fuck yo bitch”. I held back tears like the G I was pose to be. I met that Biggs Demarcus in the locker room after to toss hands. That boy punted my ass across the locker room. I ain’t never get a tackled so hard. I felt like a crushed bag of chips. I laid there with no hoes and in need of a ice pack. I learned every homie ain’t ya homie when it comes to pussy 😔. I’m still a where my hug ass niqqa.
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My dog Tyreke put me on to a halloween party we went to over the weekend. Boy told me it’s from this white girl he met on tinder. I seen Get out. Boy was hard headed. He never met her but he wanted me to come with him to the party. So I went. Party was a L off the strength they was blasting logic from the door. You don’t do that.. Then the boy on the aux threw on Mo bamba. That shit be crumping when your myPlayer loading up in 2k. Literally all the white girls put down they pumpkin spice lattes and slid right out of thier uggs. I done seen them form the most congruent electric slide ever seen. I got called Jamal about 4 times and Tyrone twice. One girl was twerking and her knees caps were smacking together like a sword fight. That looks bloody painful mate. I seen this one slutty nurse pull up on me to throw it back. I received the most detrimental twerk from this girl Kathy. Kathy if you reading this go home and don’t come back. The booty was like some unseasoned chicken cutlets. I grabbed her sharp ass hip bones and tried thrusting for this twerk. I tried to catch a wine with a booty that had .2% booty fat. Felt like I was slapping my meat on a cutting board. By the 5th time the song came on the cops pulled up. It was a fight outside. When Sheck Wes said “Oh! Fuck! Shit! Bitch!” I felt that spiritually. Me and Tyreke fled the scene like 2 legendary Pokémon. Nigga had the nerve to play it in the car. I made him take the bus home. That boy Momba better win rookie of the year on God: lol just got to this small kickback they've been playing Mo bamba for the 5th time already My dog Tyreke put me on to a halloween party we went to over the weekend. Boy told me it’s from this white girl he met on tinder. I seen Get out. Boy was hard headed. He never met her but he wanted me to come with him to the party. So I went. Party was a L off the strength they was blasting logic from the door. You don’t do that.. Then the boy on the aux threw on Mo bamba. That shit be crumping when your myPlayer loading up in 2k. Literally all the white girls put down they pumpkin spice lattes and slid right out of thier uggs. I done seen them form the most congruent electric slide ever seen. I got called Jamal about 4 times and Tyrone twice. One girl was twerking and her knees caps were smacking together like a sword fight. That looks bloody painful mate. I seen this one slutty nurse pull up on me to throw it back. I received the most detrimental twerk from this girl Kathy. Kathy if you reading this go home and don’t come back. The booty was like some unseasoned chicken cutlets. I grabbed her sharp ass hip bones and tried thrusting for this twerk. I tried to catch a wine with a booty that had .2% booty fat. Felt like I was slapping my meat on a cutting board. By the 5th time the song came on the cops pulled up. It was a fight outside. When Sheck Wes said “Oh! Fuck! Shit! Bitch!” I felt that spiritually. Me and Tyreke fled the scene like 2 legendary Pokémon. Nigga had the nerve to play it in the car. I made him take the bus home. That boy Momba better win rookie of the year on God
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