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Hobo chili: Good morning gorgeous Mornin ( So I'm writing this book I've been working on it for a while, but I'm just stuck and have been for ages It's called "girls l'll disappoint in my 20's." wanna be in a chapter? Today 10:59 AM Do I get my own chapter? Oh for sure, I've gotta go over everything I could've done differently to make sure thatl don't fuck it up next time 'round Sounds like a lot of work Nah, after disappointing so many times it comes naturally Something you're quite proud of lol What'll be the name of my chapter? Or is that something you name afterwards? Today 12:54 PM Megan all the wrong choices How's that Disappointing You're doing well I can only go up from here My plan is working perfectly Oh? I'm just imagining you sitting there rubbing your hands together like an evil villain lol Oh yeah that's exactly what is happening here. Got my master plan right on track Next step is to make an awful first date and me dress up. n shist is about as nice Nah we're gonna find a nice bridge, cra open a carton of eggs and have some hobo chili Lmfao That sounds interesting Do the eggs go in the chili or do I get to throw them? Nah we throw them at each other, and let our body heat cook them. Just like how they did in the old days SWEET After that we can go to the local fountain and swim for a bit before qetting dessert Today 4:24 PM Can we get beignets? Today 4:42 PM Fine but you're paying Gonna be the worst date ever Ok so long as you're cooking the hobo chili K but in gonna burn it Fair warning When is this date? And there are gonna be a few hairs in it Extra flavor Oh god When are you free? I've got a butt load of work till Friday afternoon : I'm free Friday That works for me Cool Here's my number T Hobo chili
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ahzodiac: ntbx: Dead at the “lol you wild. Wyd though” Mom: Virgo, Capricorn, Libra, Cancer Dad: Pisces, Taurus, Scorpio, Aquarius Tyler: Sagittarius, Gemini, Aries, Leo : my parents in a nutshell oo Sprint LTE 1:05 AM 100%-+ 00 Sprint LTE 1:06AM 00 Sprint LTE 1:17 AM o 100%. + o 100%. Messages Mother Details Messages Mother Detai<Messages Father Details I'm at whataburger Tyler why are you out at 1AM in the goddamn morning? I have to work in a few hours and your mom is waking me up because you're out doing whatever Where are you Want anything Out getting food why I want you home. Tyler it's almost 1AM get your ass home So you're saying no whata Hunger never picks a convenient time to strike. Need anything while I'm out Sorry i got really hungry and so I went to Whataburger That's exactly what I'm saying I'll come home I'm at whataburger Lol you wild. Wyd though Want anything You're at whataburger? I'm going to wake up your dad and see what he has to say about this Yes sir I want you home. NOW!!!! Could you get me some of those taquitos that I like from there? I already So you're saying no whata Okay Delivere know I'm aoina to be Text Message Send iMessage iMessage ahzodiac: ntbx: Dead at the “lol you wild. Wyd though” Mom: Virgo, Capricorn, Libra, Cancer Dad: Pisces, Taurus, Scorpio, Aquarius Tyler: Sagittarius, Gemini, Aries, Leo

ahzodiac: ntbx: Dead at the “lol you wild. Wyd though” Mom: Virgo, Capricorn, Libra, Cancer Dad: Pisces, Taurus, Scorpio, Aquarius Tyl...

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fuckwrestling: The Rock is a blessing and we don’t deserve him : therock 2h 313,734 likes therock My two hands. When I was 14yrs old we were evicted from our tiny one bedroom apartment in Hawaii 'cause we couldn't afford the $180 per week rent. Came home with my mom that day to find a pad lock on our door with the eviction notice. My mom stood there in front of the door crying because we had no place to go, but out. It was a real all time shitty low, BUT the silver lining blessing was at 14yrs that moment changed my life. I made a promise to myself that from that day forward I was going to do all I could to make sure we never got evicted again. And I was going to do that with my own two hands. In my 14yr old punk mind, hitting the gym hard and building your body equaled success. And success equaled never getting evicted again. So that's exactly what I did.. and have never stopped since. These days, I know me and my family are a long way away from those hard times, but I'll always work daily as if that eviction notice is waitin' for me around the corner. If you're going thru your own hard times - I read your comments so l know many of you out there are - there's a lot of frustrating shit we can't control - so we gotta focus on the one thing we can always control - putting in the work with our own two hands. Stay strong, because change and success is always possible. Always. #MyTwoHands #YourTwoHands #GodBlessCallouses #AndOurFunEviction Notices 100 fuckwrestling: The Rock is a blessing and we don’t deserve him
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ahzodiac: ntbx: Dead at the “lol you wild. Wyd though” Mom: Virgo, Capricorn, Libra, Cancer Dad: Pisces, Taurus, Scorpio, Aquarius Tyler: Sagittarius, Gemini, Aries, Leo : my parents in a nutshell oo Sprint LTE 1:05 AM 100%-+ 00 Sprint LTE 1:06AM 00 Sprint LTE 1:17 AM o 100%. + o 100%. Messages Mother Details Messages Mother Detai<Messages Father Details I'm at whataburger Tyler why are you out at 1AM in the goddamn morning? I have to work in a few hours and your mom is waking me up because you're out doing whatever Where are you Want anything Out getting food why I want you home. Tyler it's almost 1AM get your ass home So you're saying no whata Hunger never picks a convenient time to strike. Need anything while I'm out Sorry i got really hungry and so I went to Whataburger That's exactly what I'm saying I'll come home I'm at whataburger Lol you wild. Wyd though Want anything You're at whataburger? I'm going to wake up your dad and see what he has to say about this Yes sir I want you home. NOW!!!! Could you get me some of those taquitos that I like from there? I already So you're saying no whata Okay Delivere know I'm aoina to be Text Message Send iMessage iMessage ahzodiac: ntbx: Dead at the “lol you wild. Wyd though” Mom: Virgo, Capricorn, Libra, Cancer Dad: Pisces, Taurus, Scorpio, Aquarius Tyler: Sagittarius, Gemini, Aries, Leo

ahzodiac: ntbx: Dead at the “lol you wild. Wyd though” Mom: Virgo, Capricorn, Libra, Cancer Dad: Pisces, Taurus, Scorpio, Aquarius Tyl...

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She Clearly Heard The Snide Remark This Mom Made About Her. But Her Comeback Is Priceless.http://advice-animal.tumblr.com/: (I'm 26 but quite petite, so I often get mistaken for being a lot younger. I'm also married and seven months pregnant. I'm at a higher end department store trying on dresses. I'm just leaving the changing room with a very helpful salesgirl. The next person goes in leaving a customer and her teen daughter next in line.) Customer: *in a stage whisper* "See! That's why you keep your legs closed at school. So you don't end up buying your prom dress looking like that." (Her daughter goes red as several other customers stare in disbelief.) Daughter: "For God's sake, mum! Shut up!" Me: "Oh, no, your mum's right. That's exactly what my mum told me. When I was 16. 10 years ago." (The customer reddens as her daughter glares at her.) Me: "So what I did was, I studied hard at school, went to university, and got a degree. I started my own business, bought a car, and then a house. I met my partner, dated for a couple of years, then got married. Now that we're financially comfortable we're having a baby. I'm not saying that's for everyone but you don't want to wake up one day to find you're 50, miserable, bigoted, and rude." Customer: *very embarrassed by everyone's stares* "I'm only 42!" Me: "I'm sure that's what your daughter will remember about today." People who judge others tell more about who they are, than who they judge. Share this if you agree. She Clearly Heard The Snide Remark This Mom Made About Her. But Her Comeback Is Priceless.http://advice-animal.tumblr.com/

She Clearly Heard The Snide Remark This Mom Made About Her. But Her Comeback Is Priceless.http://advice-animal.tumblr.com/

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