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Facebook, Friday, and Friends: Verizon 23:44 November 28 Las Cruces, NM I got my first ever gun today DC9, post pics of your most favorite firearm or the first gun you've ever had, whatever speaks to you most. PS. I'm a flamboyant liberal queer and my more "right" friends feel like they have converted me and are ecstatic (maaaaybe they're right a bit, it's not likely tho but I'll just let them think that bc I love my friends) Like Comment OWrite a comment... Comments Done l don't feel confidently about you owning a handgun November 28 Like Reply 1 Fio Thats pretty fucked up, I don't know why anyone would feel more confident about you owning one for instance November 28 Like Reply 8 It would be one thing if you said you don't feel confident about anyone owning one. In this case you are very clearly implying that there is something about me which would make it unsafe and that is so incredibly ridiculous I don't know where to begin but I guess first of all, what makes you think that you have the authority to say that someone that passed the background checks to buy a firearm and who immediately registered it and is asking for safety pointers would be unsafe using a gun? I'm fully expecting any answer you have to be completely offensive and inappropriate and based on wild assumptions but please, continue. November 29 Like Reply 12 Write a comment... Post Love Comment Verizon 23:44 cbs4local.com SHARE EMERGENCY ROOM Police: Road rage leads to arrest after woman shoots at another driver by Trisha Garcia Friday, February 9th 2018 ARRESTED LAS CRUCES POLICE DEPARTMENT .5 FION Mug of Fiona Mcharged with one count of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. FACEBOOK TWITTER MAIL TRENDING I can't stop laughing at this.. Scroll to the end.
Bless Up, Children, and Fall: This dog lives beside my sister's school he drops by and waits patiently for the kids to pet him. @DrSmashlove Reddit u/seanc90 Nicholas Dworet was a handsome young man with a wonderful smile who was going to swim at the University of Indianapolis. He won’t be swimming at Indy this fall because he was shot and killed in the Parkland shooting. Scott Beigel was a geography teacher. He taught kids in Florida about the world beyond them. He won’t be teaching children any more because he was shot and killed ushering students into a classroom - we know that because Kelsey Friend, one of his students, tearfully stated that he saved her life. Aaron Feis, a football coach, ran TOWARD the bullets to save his students - shot and killed - we know this on the authority of Colton Haab, a 17 year old student who witnessed all of it. Joaquin Oliver migrated from Venezuela at age 3 to have a better life here. He just got his citizenship last year. His friends called him “Guac”. Shot and killed attending school. Alyssa Alhadeff. Martin Duque Anguiano. Jaime Guttenberg. Chris Hixon - athletic director - “awesome husband” - a teacher who gave kids lunch money if they needed it. Luke Hoyer. Cara Loughran. Gina Montalto. Alaina Petty. Meadow Pollack. Helena Ramsay. Alex Schachter. Carmen Schentrup. Peter Wang. That’s too many names! Too many! Too many 😢. Honor them today. Honor them with change so that their death was not in vain. Let’s make sure that thoughts and prayers don’t carry the day this time. We can do more so let’s do it. Bless up 😞

Nicholas Dworet was a handsome young man with a wonderful smile who was going to swim at the University of Indianapolis. He won’t be swimmin...

Best Friend, Cats, and Children: App Store oo ?4:27 PM Tweet Sasha @sashacave My friend's stepmom gave his therapy cat away. Retweet if you want to bring him back home Maybe she'll reconsider #bringhomebeebles 7/5/17, 4:27 PM l VIEW TWEET ACTIVITY Tweet your reply Home Explore Notifications Messages Me vitariesocks: tittydemon: BRING OUR BOY HOME!! #bringhomebeebles Hi guys! I’m ‘the friend’, haha! My name is Joey, and my abusive stepmom stole our cat. Here’s a petition where you can sign to help me get him back! Please please please take a moment to sign. My little brother and I miss Beebles so much. He’s such a good boy, and our best friend. Let me explain a little bit about my situation. My family was going out of the country, and so, as always, we got someone to look after our cats. However, my stepmom decided to give Chip (or Beebles!) away to a friend to stay with instead because he has a bit of an anxiety problem. My stepmom is an emotionally abusive, manipulative person who has threatened me physical harm a few times. Of course, she did not tell any of us that our cat would be staying elsewhere, and Beebles is my little brother’s cat (not hers!). The only way I heard about Beebles being sent away was from overhearing a conversation. And in a few days, she sent him away while we weren’t home. After I asked her about it, she began threatening me with things like, “maybe he won’t come home” every once in awhile. I was really worried about Beebles being separated from the other cats in the house. He and his sister are very close, and separation anxiety between siblings can be dangerous for cats. Then my family went out of the country for two weeks. By the end of the trip, my little brother asked when his cat was going to be coming home. My stepmom dropped the bomb that she had already decided herself that he wasn’t coming home. My little brother and I cried about it, but vowed to actually talk to her later. However, politely asking her about it a few days later resulted in my brother and I both having panic attacks on the back porch, and afraid to sleep or go in our house. She accused us of not loving him, and not taking care of him, and tried to gaslight us into believing that we were horrible people who did not love our cat and THAT’S why she stole him. Which isn’t true in the least. My cats are my absolute life. I love them more than I can possibly express, and that accusation really hit me the hardest. I love Beebles so much. It was so horrible to hear her say such lies. She also made the situation all about herself, and how she was ‘the only one who took care of him’, even though I’m the one who cares for the cats when I’m at my dad’s house. Upon me telling her no matter what she thought, it was wrong for her to get rid of Beebles without telling us because we never got to say goodbye, she admitted to hating Beebles because of his anxiety disorder. She also tried to turn our own bio dad, who loves Beebles and also wants him back– against us. His children. She made herself the victim and tried to pretend that we were all ‘turning against and torturing her’. She physically won’t let Beebles back into the house now, even though all of HER pets have remained at home. She screams at us and causes panic attacks when we ask about him. Even my dad knows that what she’s doing is incredibly wrong and wants Beebles back. Beebles is such a good cat, and I love and miss him so much. Not to mention he was adopted as a way to recover from our parents’ messy divorce. My stepmom does not see that what she did was wrong at all, and that really hurts.In any case, please please please please please take a moment to sign our petition. It will help show my dad that other people care about me getting Beebles back, and motivate him to be the authority figure against my stepmom and get Beebles back to our house. It will also show my stepmom that, no matter what she thinks, what she did was unjust, as shown by the voices of you all. My brother and I miss Beebles so much. He’s such a loving cat and such a good good good boy. We need him home with us. Please. thisthis broke my heart
Africa, Blackpeopletwitter, and Funny: 8:43 PM ooo cricket o 10% Tweet Lil Brink @YungBrink5 You aren't from texas if you don't eat fajitas with skittles. 5/9/17, 8:35 PM 145 RETWEETS 177 LIKES Art am DAMA+An. Tweet your reply Explore Notifications Messages Home Me 8:43 PM ooo cricket o 10% Tweet Adam Benton @Adam Benton7.9h Replying to @YungBrink5 We regret to inform you that you are officially not from Texas, we are sorry for the mix up 195 Miggy Gamreyes 34.4h like to hereby pass this gentleman on to our neighboring state, Oklahoma. He's all yours. 73 14 Cole Mac @AustinColeMac 3h As an Oklahoman, l prefer we go ahead and pass this one on to our other neighbor, Arkansas. Lil Life OLilGreat Job 2h m not from Arkansas, however I can CONFIDENTLY say that this shit isn't even American. Therefore USA proudly passes it on to Mexico 1 00.42 M Tweet your reply Explore Notifications Messages Home 8:43 PM ooo cricket o 10% Tweet Don aye its donny15.2h The country of Mexico has unanimously voted to hereby pass on this opportunity and will gladly pass it on to Brazil 39 Alexander Tovar @AlexTovaruH 2h I am here to represent Brazil and we decline to have this permitted in the country. However, Argentina maybe welcoming to this idea Tyler Jennings @tyler jennings -1h As a Spanish student who did a presentation on the country of Argentina, l hereby am given full authority to pass this offer on to Chile. 43 Agha Amir @worldwidewinna 1h As a man who's eaten Chili in the past, I feel I've the authority to speak for the country. We respectfully decline the offer, try Venezuela Tweet your reply Explore Notifications Messages Home 8:43 PM ooo cricket o 10% Tweet Tyler Jennings @tyler jennings -1h As a Spanish student who did a presentation on the country of Argentina, l hereby am given full authority to pass this offer on to Chile. 43 Agha Amir worldwidewinna 1h As a man who's eaten Chili in the past, I feel I've the authority to speak for the country We respectfully decline the offer, try Venezuela 63 M t R, 14 Koalbee Koalbee blbn 44m As a man who has been in love with a Venezuelan I feel the need to speak for the country and I respectfully decline for them. Try Africa father Onohoesdeandre .14m as a nigga from africa im hungry man past that ish 10 Tweet your reply Explore Notifications Messages Home Nobody is trying to claim ownership of this horrible creation
Christmas, Dallas Cowboys, and Family: 14 YEARS MEMORIES FOREVER By Jason Witten Nearly 14 years ago to the day I arrived in Dallas. I was a new member of the Dallas Football Cowboys via the 69th pick in the 2003 NFL Draft was as green as any 20year old Tennessee boy could be, carrying the excitement of a little kid on Christmas Day. anxiously awaited the unique privilege given to me by Mr. Jerry Jones to participate in my first NFL mini-camp. This was an exciting time for I had dreamed about it my entire life. As my heart pounded, I got off the plane. grabbed my luggage and headed for the shuttle, eagerly waiting for the next morning to arrive and my journey as a Dallas Cowboy to begin! Little did I know, that in this short 5-mile ride, the most special relationship in my professional career was sitting next to me and about to begin. On the shuttle that day was a young bright-eyed QB from a small D1 AA school, undrafted, and this sort of Huck Finn way about him. There we were-just two kids on the bus, setting out to chase our dream The days following that now famous shuttle ride were not easy...mostly spent being on the receiving end of colorful language from legendary coach Bill P Truth be told, there were many days over the next 168 months of the relationship that were faced with extreme challenges from people inside and outside of our league. However, knowing what l know now, I must say that there is no one and I mean no one-l would have rather had next to me on this journey other than Tony Romo. After taking a few days to reflect and collect my thoughts,lthought it was fitting and felt a desire to share some thoughts about Tony and why will forever be grateful to A9 and his entire fami ly-Candice, Hawk and Rivers While history might remember 9 for the wins and losses, as a Houdini like playmaker, the epic 4th quarter comebacks, the lack of playoff wins, or the Brett Favre-esque no look passes, will always remember much more. No man can write his own history, and I tend to believe that over time the historians will remember Tony as one of the great signalcallers of his era. For me, I will remember that ultra-driven athlete who worked his tail off to learn how to perfect the proper throwing motion. The player who would stand at the chalk board tirelessly thinking through and dissecting how to block-up a brutal Jim Johnson blitz. A guy who would take command at the line of scrimmage with the authority of a S-star miitary general all while having the charisma of Joe Namath and the competitive fire of Michael Jordan. Tony would break down the nuances of a route tree as if he was the wide-out. Ultimately, he became a player that would set the highest standard for himself, because he knew it would create higher expectations for all of those around him. Players had to play better and coaches had to coach better. Most fondly, I will remember aman with a big heart, who loved to include others and took a great sense of pride in watching them enjoy the fruits of his labor. A man with an infectious personality and a contagious smile and wonderful sons-I know how proud they are proud of their pop It brings a smile to my face knowing that Tony wahave more time with his boys as they come of age. am certain their lives will be better for it, because, with 9 as your pilot, you feel as if you can conquer the world. I know I sure felt that way 9, I am forever grateful to have had you as my QB. Your God.given talent and ability has positively impacted not just my life, but my entire family. lam proud to call you my dear friend and brother for life. Thank you for always believing in me, and I wish you all the best in the next chapter-cheers!! Your Tight End. 82 realjasonwitten82 Jason Witten penned a heartfelt tribute for his captain, Tony Romo, as he embarks upon the next chapter of his career at CBS. (via @realjasonwitten82)

Jason Witten penned a heartfelt tribute for his captain, Tony Romo, as he embarks upon the next chapter of his career at CBS. (via @realjaso...

Crying, Fucking, and Too Much: Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie If Exec branch tells Legislative branch "when 2 vote" "how 2 vote" & "what it will b allowed 2 work on if vote fails," is that a republic? 4:57 AM 24 Mar 17 Michelle Smith @Smith70Michl... . 16m @RepThomasMassie he was elected by people in all states, you weren't. It's his agenda. You look ridiculously childish Thomas Massie. @RepThomas.. . 2m @Smith70Michelle do you even #schoolhouserock ? ﹀ <p><a href="http://redbloodedamerica.tumblr.com/post/158784084651/right-wing-cultural-nationalism-called-the-bully" class="tumblr_blog">redbloodedamerica</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://right-wing-cultural-nationalism.tumblr.com/post/158783649469/called-the-bully-pullpit-and-it-has-existed" class="tumblr_blog">right-wing-cultural-nationalism</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Called the bully pullpit and it has existed forever.</p></blockquote> <p>The bully pulpit is still not grounds to interfere with the authority of the Legislative Branch.  It is also a bit unsettling that Trump would purportedly <a href="http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/trump-threatens-gop-back-health-bill-or-get-primaried/article/2617074">threaten</a> to throw his weight behind unseating any conservative congressmen that did not go along with this current terrible healthcare legislation.  That’s a bit too much strong-arming in my opinion.</p> </blockquote> <p>Of fucking course it&rsquo;s too much strong arming. This is what I&rsquo;ve been screaming about Trump doing from the beginning but did anyone listen? Nooooooo. I was just some ridiculous liberal crying wolf. There&rsquo;s nothing the least bit fascist or authoritarian about anything he does! Quit being so dramatic! :D</p>
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Africa, Beautiful, and Google: Google Black Women are Black Women are queens Black Women are beautiful Black Women are nurturing Black Women are intelligent Black Women are loyal Black Women are creators Black Women have amazing hair Do not let anyone tell you otherwise Google Search Fooling Lucky Pre-capitalist, matriarchal civilisations in Africa included the Nigerian Zazzau, Sudanese Kandake, Angolan Nzinga, and Ashanti of Ghana, to name but a few. The quintessential African matriarchal system was most evident and most enduring in black Ancient Egypt. Women in Ancient Egypt owned and had complete control over both movable and immovable property, such as real estate in 3000 BC. As late as the 1960s, this right could not be claimed by women in some parts of the United States. A close look at Ancient Egyptian papyrus' reveals that society was strictly matrilinial and inheritance and descent was through the female line. The Egyptian woman enjoyed the same legal and economic rights as the Egyptian man, and the proof of this is reflected in Egyptian art and historical inscriptions. Egypt was an unequal society, but the inequality was based much more upon differences in the social classes, rather than differences in gender. From ancient legal documents, we know that women were able to manage and dispose of private property, including land, portable goods, servants, livestock, and financial instruments such as endowments and annuities. A woman could administer all her property independently and according to her free will and in several excavated cemeteries the richest tombs were those of women. The independence and leadership roles of Ancient Egyptian women are part of an African cultural pattern that began millennia ago and continued into recent times, until Europeans brought colonial Christianity to Africa. In the 1860s, the colonial explorer and Christian missionary, Dr David Livingstone, wrote of meeting female chiefs in the Congo, and in most of the monarchical systems of traditional Africa, there were either one or two women of the highest rank who occupied a position at par with that of the king or complementary to it. Professor of Ancient African History, Barbara Lesko, illustrates how anthropologists who have studied African history and records of early travellers and missionaries tell us, "everywhere in Africa that one scrapes the surface one finds ethno-historical data on the authority once shared by women". chakabars

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