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uniquelystellaluna: deathbeforednf: florapatite: rainbow-quartz-hates-terfs: sassy-echidna: Aka men on the bachelor have no taste I don’t know what generic ass white man they had on but she was too good for him anyway no but you don’t get it, the reason for the sloth costume is that the bachelors big thing about him is he’s a virgin (i know it’s ridiculous). so she comes out of this god damn limo slowly flailing about and goes, “heeeeeellllooooooo. i heeeeeaaaaard yoooooou liiiiiiiike tooooo taaaaaake iiiiit slooooooooooooooooow” and it was the best thing i’ve ever seen on the bachelor and he definitely didnt deserve her SHE’S PERFECT Too good for him: A Boston woman dressed as a sloth was one of the first eliminated on 'The Bachelor I'mnot sure if this is a surprise to anyone but for the record I'm still single. Alex Dillon wore a sloth costume on the season premiere of "The Bachelor.-ABC/Craig Sjoding ABC/Rick Rowell uniquelystellaluna: deathbeforednf: florapatite: rainbow-quartz-hates-terfs: sassy-echidna: Aka men on the bachelor have no taste I don’t know what generic ass white man they had on but she was too good for him anyway no but you don’t get it, the reason for the sloth costume is that the bachelors big thing about him is he’s a virgin (i know it’s ridiculous). so she comes out of this god damn limo slowly flailing about and goes, “heeeeeellllooooooo. i heeeeeaaaaard yoooooou liiiiiiiike tooooo taaaaaake iiiiit slooooooooooooooooow” and it was the best thing i’ve ever seen on the bachelor and he definitely didnt deserve her SHE’S PERFECT Too good for him
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<p><a href="http://the-mighty-birdy.tumblr.com/post/161456039723/portsherry-the-secret-life-of-big-credit-to" class="tumblr_blog">the-mighty-birdy</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://portsherry.tumblr.com/post/159031405408/the-secret-life-of-big-credit-to-my-wife-this" class="tumblr_blog">portsherry</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><b>The secret life of…</b></p> <p> Big credit to my wife, this was her idea! We went to watch <i>Logan</i> and the trailer for <i>Boss Baby</i> was one of the previews. When the babies stop their serious meeting and go back to act like babies, she said: “what’s next, the secret life of plants?” And off I went! Thanks princess! <br/></p> <p> <a href="http://portsherry.com/">[Website</a>] [<a href="https://www.facebook.com/portsherrycomic">Facebook</a>] [<a href="https://twitter.com/portsherry">Twitter</a>] [<a href="http://puertojerez.com">Spanish</a>]<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>If only this wasn’t painfully accurate…</p></blockquote> <p>Stop you fools you’ll only give them ideas!</p>: OK GUYS, WE NEED TO ACT FAST. WE HAVE TO COME UP WITH ANOTHER MOVIE ABOUT STUFF THAT'S NOT JUST STUFF BUT CAN ALSO THINK AND TALK AND SHIT. YOU KNOW, LIKE TOY STORY, BUT WITH SOMETHING OTHER THAN TOYS. IT'S A RACE AGAINST THE OTHER STUDIOS NOW. IDEAS, PEOPLE TION AH, CATS, DOGS? VIDEO GAMES! UHNN...FOOD? B... B... BABIES?? ALREADY DONE! THE SECRET LIFE OF PETS! WRECK-IT RALPH! SAUSAGE PARTYY! BOSS BABY! PLANTS? 、OK PEOPLE, PUNS AND RIFFS ABOUT PLANTS, GO, GO, GO!! HUH, TREES THROWING SHADE! RUN FOREST RUN SOMETHING FLOWER POWER... AH! THEY HAVE A POWER PLANT! A TWIG WHO'S A MODEL, CALLED TWIGGY! MUSIC BY SAVAGE GARDEN AND ROBERT PLANT! A SEEDY NEIGHBORHOOD! BACHELOR PARODY IN WHICH THE BACHELOR IS AN ACTUAL ROSE! MESSAGE: "BE PROUD OF YOUR ROOTS"! THAT'S IT! WE GOT A MOVIE! NOW WE JUST NEED A TITLE! SOMETHING CLEVER AND WITH LOTS OF ATTITUDE... I CAN SEE IT NOW! PLANTZ LEAF LIFE TO ITS FULLEST portsherry.com o pedro arizpe, 2017 <p><a href="http://the-mighty-birdy.tumblr.com/post/161456039723/portsherry-the-secret-life-of-big-credit-to" class="tumblr_blog">the-mighty-birdy</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://portsherry.tumblr.com/post/159031405408/the-secret-life-of-big-credit-to-my-wife-this" class="tumblr_blog">portsherry</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><b>The secret life of…</b></p> <p> Big credit to my wife, this was her idea! We went to watch <i>Logan</i> and the trailer for <i>Boss Baby</i> was one of the previews. When the babies stop their serious meeting and go back to act like babies, she said: “what’s next, the secret life of plants?” And off I went! Thanks princess! <br/></p> <p> <a href="http://portsherry.com/">[Website</a>] [<a href="https://www.facebook.com/portsherrycomic">Facebook</a>] [<a href="https://twitter.com/portsherry">Twitter</a>] [<a href="http://puertojerez.com">Spanish</a>]<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>If only this wasn’t painfully accurate…</p></blockquote> <p>Stop you fools you’ll only give them ideas!</p>
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