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Fucking, Girls, and Meme: The Captain @sgrstk Girls with houseplants make good girlfriends. Because they've learned to care for something that sits around all day being fucking useless. Technically, I could be a house plant. - link in bio vote for me for best meme account!!

Drake, Hope, and Big: Using the Drake format Using the Captain Raymond Holt format I hope this becomes big

I hope this becomes big

Amazon, Flexing, and Nudes: flex tillerson @clout_haver its 2035. every fish is dead Amazon owns every school. the Captain Crunch brand asks thee cheerios Bee for nudes on twitter the weather is just constant tornadoes. 16 more years

16 more years

David Beckham, Soccer, and Sports: Harry Kane, master of the long game In 2005, Harry Kane had the chance to take a picture with David Beckham together with a female teammate. 13 years later, Kane is the captain of the English national team and the young girl is now his wife A GEN.TSTEVEN Harry, you sly dog

Harry, you sly dog

David Beckham, England, and Football: 8Fact Football In 2005 Harry Kane had the chance to take a picture with David Beckham, who was England captain and a female team-mate. 13 years later, Kane is the captain of the England national team and the young girl in the photo is now his wife, A Love Story ⚽️❤️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 • • football davidbeckham love husband wife england tottenhamhotspur premierleague manchesterunited realmadrid spain unitedkingdom

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Gif, Today, and Wonder: Stevie Today 6:08 PM Generic pick up line, generic greeting, or customized pick up line Go Today 6:36 PM Customized pickup line Is your last name wonder because don't know what you see in me Sent GIF ype a message.. I'm Thanks 7 0 :: Q W E R T Y U I O P A S DF G H J K L 123, e Sank the ship to kill the captain

Sank the ship to kill the captain

Nba, King, and East: LAST YEAR, HE WAS THE CAPTAIN OF THE EAST. NBAMEMES IAKERS 23 THIS YEAR, HE'S THE CAPTAIN OF THE WEST. Different conference, same king 👑

Different conference, same king 👑

Tumblr, Blog, and Http: LOOKAT ME I'M THE CAPTAIN MEOW srsfunny:Somalian Kitty

srsfunny:Somalian Kitty

Life, Memes, and Home: The Captain @sgrstk Going home for the holidays helps you realize that the greatest gifts in life are often the ones you give yourself, like the gift of moving. @sgrstk knows what’s up.

@sgrstk knows what’s up.

Board, Speak, and Board of Directors: "I'd like to talk to the manager" "I need to speak with the regional director" "I demand a parley with the Chief Executive Officer" "I require the presence of the Board of Directors." I demand a parley with the captain

I demand a parley with the captain

Memes, Change, and Brexit: Stella Williams @Montaillac "We've hit an iceberg and are sinking." "Quick, change the captain!"

Board, Speak, and Board of Directors: "I'd like to talk to the manager" "I need to speak with the regional director" "I demand a parley with the Chief Executive Officer" "I require the presence of the Board of Directors." I demand a parley with the captain

I demand a parley with the captain

Funny, Board, and Via: "I'd like to talk to the manager" "I need to speak with the regional director" "I demand a parley with the Chief Executive Officer" "I require the presence of the Board of Directors." I demand a parley with the captain via /r/funny https://ift.tt/2EqBaG5

I demand a parley with the captain via /r/funny https://ift.tt/2EqBaG5

Funny, Love, and Fuck: The Captain @sgrstk I'm not racist, I love all races. Except marathons. Fuck running. Fuck Running via /r/funny https://ift.tt/2RJtrpy

Dank, Love, and Fuck: The Captain @sgrstk I'm not racist, I love all races. Except marathons. Fuck running

Logic, Memes, and National Hockey League (NHL): Yes, this is the captain of the first place team in the NHL right now GP W L OT BUF 24 16 6 2 2 NSH 23 16 61 TBL 23 16 6 1 4 TOR 24 16 80 5 MIN 23 14 72 6 COL 23 13 6 4 @nhl_ref_logic BOS 23 13 6 4 WSH 23 13 73 The Sabres are the best team in the NHL...and on a 9 game win streak yo

The Sabres are the best team in the NHL...and on a 9 game win streak yo

Memes, Shit, and Teacher: A group of engineering students and their teacher were given free airline tickets to go on a holiday. Once on the plane the captain announced they were on the plane the students had built. Everyone freaked out and rushed off the plane, except for the teacher who stayed there calm. When the flight attendant asked why he stayed he replied "l know my students abilities quite well, this shit won't even start" 1 MEMES At least he is honest memesapp

Memes, Shit, and Teacher: A group of Engineering students and their teacher were given free airplane tickets to go on a holiday. Once on the plane the Captain announced that they were on the plane the students had built. Everyone freaked out and rushed out of the plane, except for the teacher who stayed there with calm. When the flight attendant asked why he hadn't left he responded "I know the abilities of my students quite well, this shit won't even start" 😂Worth the read

England, Soccer, and Hair: Jack Briden @jacktweets9 The year is 2018. Fabian Delph is the captain of England, Marouane Fellaini has cut all his hair off and Spurs still haven't moved into their new stadium 21/05/2017, 11:27 Prediction of the year! 😂 https://t.co/bEj5CzjooX

Prediction of the year! 😂 https://t.co/bEj5CzjooX

Irl, Me IRL, and Now: look at me i am the captain now Me irl

Me irl

Irl, Me IRL, and Now: look at me i am the captain now Me irl

Me irl

Pussy, Titanic, and The Titanic: Either that iceberg is gonna move aside or l am, and my momma didn't raise no pussy. The Captain of the Titanic moments before the fatal collision (1912)

Pussy, Taken, and Titanic: Either that iceberg is gonna move aside or l am, and my momma didn't raise no pussy. A photograph of the captain and a sailor taken moments before the sinking of Titanic. (Circa 1912)

Abraham Lincoln, England, and Radio: RADIO TRANSMISSION TRANSCRIPT The following is a transcript of an ACTUAL radio conversation in October 1995, between a US Navy Ship off the coast of England, and a British Authority. It was released by the Ministry of Defence on 10/10/1995. BRITISH: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision. AMERCIANS: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision. BRITISH: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision. AMERICANS: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course. BRITISH: Negative. I say again. You will have to divert your course. AMERCIANS: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS ABRAHAM LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES, ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES TO THE NORTH. THATS 15 DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP BRITISH: And we are a Lighthouse. Your call. memehumor: No need to be so intimidating USA…

memehumor: No need to be so intimidating USA…

Movies, Omg, and Tumblr: Dane Rauschenberg @SeeDaneRunAgain We have three Pitch Perfect movies, eleventy billion Fast and the Furious, 14 remakes of Spiderman, and not one gotdann Robert Smalls movie. I would watch the HELL out of that. Meet Robert Smalls Born into slavery in 1839 -Steals a Confederate military ship in 1861 - Disguises himself as the captain - Uses the secret code book and hand signals to pass Confederate guard ships - Rescues more slaves and their families -Escapes to freedom - Works as military advisor to the Union until war ends - Buys a house -Runs for Congress - Wins Lives happily ever after 2:15 AM 18 Aug 18 pissed-off-californian: liberscaryrynn: jurakan: hellstobetsy: omg-humor: One hell of a movie idea I would watch this movie entirely to learn how a black guy convinced everyone he was in charge of a Confederate ship YES I HAVE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR YEARS “You sure you…”“Yes. I tan easy. Don’t worry about it.” Black people were slave owners too retard That doesn’t mean it was common for them to captain Confederate ships, genius.

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Movies, Omg, and Tumblr: Dane Rauschenberg @SeeDaneRunAgain We have three Pitch Perfect movies, eleventy billion Fast and the Furious, 14 remakes of Spiderman, and not one gotdann Robert Smalls movie. I would watch the HELL out of that. Meet Robert Smalls Born into slavery in 1839 -Steals a Confederate military ship in 1861 - Disguises himself as the captain - Uses the secret code book and hand signals to pass Confederate guard ships - Rescues more slaves and their families -Escapes to freedom - Works as military advisor to the Union until war ends - Buys a house -Runs for Congress - Wins Lives happily ever after 2:15 AM 18 Aug 18 jurakan: hellstobetsy: omg-humor: One hell of a movie idea I would watch this movie entirely to learn how a black guy convinced everyone he was in charge of a Confederate ship YES I HAVE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR YEARS “You sure you”“Yes. I tan easy. Don’t worry about it.”

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Dating, Drunk, and Fucking: The Captain @sgrstk A haunted house made entirely of photos of the people you've dated. Because your entire dating life has been a fucking nightmare. Do u ever look back at some of the people uv dated and u wanna throw up like K was I drunk or joking..??? Wtf was I thinking!?!! Bc same sis. (It’s almost Halloween!!!!)

Memes, Cartoon, and Gifs: It's like a goddamned cartoon r/gifs u/namraka .3h "I'm the captain now" SQUIRREL

Instagram, Meme, and Memes: A group of Engineering students and their teacher were given free airplane tickets to go on a holiday. Once on the plane the Captain announced that they were on the plane the students had built. Everyone freaked out and rushed out of the plane, except for the teacher who stayed there with calm. When the flight attendant asked why he hadn't left he responded "I know the abilities of my students quite well, this shit won't even start'" @soinnocentparent was voted 1 sexual meme page on instagram 😂💀🔞

Memes, Nope, and 🤖: LAD BIBL E Newsflare Credit to the captain, but this is all sorts of NOPE! 😱😱

Fuck, Porn, and Quiet: I like my mornings to be slow and quiet. I want the day to romance me a bit before it tries to fuck me. The Captain Word Porn

Once, Now, and Seniors: Juniors once the seniors leave.... Look at me THE CAPTAIN NOW. MORE

Dicks, Facts, and Friends: The Captain @sgrstk 3 A.M. is known as the "Devil's Hour" because that's when ghosts, witches, and demons are most likely to appean It also happens to be the time when you're most likely to receive a "U up?" text. Coincidence? I think not. Beware of those devil dicks and hauntec holes, my friends facts only @sgrstk

Ass, Cats, and Dumb: The Captain @sgrstk Surprisingly, girls with cats make the best girlfriends. Because they've learned to love something selfish and dumb-like your childish ass. 7:46 PM 04 Jun 16 1 VIEW TWEET ACTIVITY 5 RETWEETS 412 LIKES It's true.

Funny, Memes, and Girl: The Captain @sgrstk I want a girl who's genuine, but also a degenerate. Like, when necessary, she'll speak with heartfelt sincerity - but the rest of the time she's a funny, vulgar, sarcastic asshole.

Ass, Cats, and Dumb: The Captain @sgrstk Surprisingly, girls with cats make the best girlfriends. Because they've learned to love something selfish and dumb-like your childish ass. 7:46 PM 04 Jun 16 VIEW TWEET ACTIVITY 5 RETWEETS 412 LIKES

Blockbuster, Facts, and Memes: GEEK FACTS BLOCKBUSTER VIDEO BLUCKBUSTER VIDEO OC The Captain Marvel trailer suggests the film takes place sometime in or before 1994. This is because Blockbuster had dropped "Video" from their company name and all official branding, including store signage by the end of 1994 That was one underwhelming trailer in my opinion. What were your thoughts of the CaptainMarvel trailer? Comment below.👌🏻 ••• Turn on notifications + Follow: 🍩 - @GrubFacts 🍿 - @MovieFacts 🤓 - @GeekFacts 🤔 - @GeekQuote ✈️ - @TripFacts

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Batman, Memes, and Superman: IGİ SUPERHEROES.NAT ON Rate the CAPTAIN MARVEL trailer out of 10! infinitywar marvel thanos Blackpanther dcrebirth dcnation dcextendeduniverse batman superman manofsteel thedarkknight wonderwoman justiceleague cyborg aquaman martianmanhunter greenlantern theflash greenarrow suicidesquad thejoker harleyquinn catwoman captainmarvel

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Watch Out, Watch, and Raymond James: RAYMOND JAMES STADIUM B R 10 S1 RAYMOND JAMES STADIUM RAYMOND JAMES STADIUM RAYM RAYMC ST NI ! NFLN >>Fitzpatrick: Look at me. I'm the captain now. Watch out, Jameis 😂

Watch out, Jameis 😂

Drunk, Tomorrow, and Girl Memes: Me: l'll come but only for the one drink I've got to be up early tomorrow. *Me 3 hours later* Drunk woman steals a ferry and yells: I'm ackSparrow I'm the captain now

I'm the captain now

Memes, Movies, and Book: Dane Rauschenberg 9 @SeeDaneRunAgain 2 We have three Pitch Perfect movies, eleventy billion Fast and the Furious, 14 remakes of Spiderman, and not one gotdanrn Robert Smalls movie. I would watch the HELL out of that. 0 Meet Robert Smalls -Born into slavery in 1839 Steals a Confederate military ship in 1861 Disguises himself as the captain - Uses the secret code book and hand signals to pass Confederate guard ships -Rescues more slaves and their families -Escapes to freedom - Works as military advisor to the Union until war ends -Buys a house - Runs for Congress - Wins -Lives happily ever after

7/11, Crazy, and Funny: The Captain @sgrstk I want a girl who's genuine, but also a degenerate. Like, when necessary, she'll speak with heartfelt sincerity but the rest of the time she's a funny, vulgar, sarcastic asshole. 7/11/18, 7:36 AM 734 Retweets 3,560 Likes Guys always say they want a sarcastic crazy girl but then when u burn their house down for ignoring ur text bc they were “sleeping” suddenly they’re all like, omg this isn’t what I wanted n here’s a restraining order. like huh??? stop sending me mixed signals Michael.

Chill, Gif, and Netflix: 4:28 Elizabeth Today 1:46 PM Did you know, Cap'n Crunch's full name is Horatio Magellan Crunch? Today 3:32 PM Fuck I want that cereal now Today 4:09 PM What a coincidence, Cap'n Crunch by the beach is my go to first date. I'm intrigued It would be an inservice to not bring the captain to water. It's the least we can do I have a little too much class for Netflix and Chill. But can I interest you in Horatio and fellatio? Sent GIF Type a message... Small Tinder dump

Ass, Memes, and Serial: The Captain @sgrstk Women like men who make plans, commit to those plans, and still have a few surprises left in them This is why your girlfriend is obsessed with serial killers 5:40 PM 06 Aug 18 l View Tweet activity 643 Retweets 1,916 Likes 🤔🤔 After all, how else is anyone gonna get to your antisocial ass?! @sgrstk is right @sgrstk @sgrstk

Girls, Anonymous, and Fuck: Anonymous 11/05/13(Tue)00:28:49 No.514430909 You mad that I fuck 20 times more girls than you E7 17 KB JPG Anonymous 11/05/13(Tue)00:29:17 No.514430972 20 x 0 0 vagisodium: he sank the boat he was working on just to kill the captain

Club, Memes, and Amazing: Official: Borrusia Dortmund announced Marco Reus will be the captain for the 2018/19 season. The man will lead the club he dreamed of as a kid. Amazing. Her Loyalty paid off. 🙌

Loyalty paid off. 🙌

Girls, Memes, and Anonymous: Anonymous 11/05/13(Tue)00:28:49 No.514430909 You mad that I fuck 20 times more girls than you E7 17 KB JPG Anonymous 11/05/13(Tue)00:29:17 No.514430972 20 x 0 0 vagisodium: he sank the boat he was working on just to kill the captain <p>Sink the boat via /r/memes <a href="https://ift.tt/2LM7307">https://ift.tt/2LM7307</a></p>

Gangsta, Memes, and Military: BROTHERS, IF YOU INTEND TO BE A GANSTA THEN BE A REAL GANSTA! @theblaquelioness MEET ROBERT SMALLS Born into slavery in 1839 .Steals a Confederate military ship in 1862 Disguises himself as the captain Outwits and get pass Confederate guard ships by using their secret codes and hand signs .Rescues more slaves and their families .Escapes to freedom . Runs for Congress Wins Now that's a Gangsta. RobertSmalls theblaquelioness

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Funny, Memes, and Girl: The Captain @sgrstk I want a girl who's genuine, but also a degenerate. Like, when necessary, she'll speak with heartfelt sincerity - but the rest of the time she's a funny, vulgar, sarcastic asshole. @sgrstk is SPOT ON!

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