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Bluetooth, Bored, and Cars: . Verizon LTE 12:09 PM a houston.craigslist.org image 1 of 23 TEXAS BNL-2934 You want a car that gets the job done? You want a car that's hassle free? You want a car that literally no one will ever compliment you on? Well look no further. The 1999 Toyota Corolla Let's talk about features Bluetooth: nope Sunroof: nope Fancy wheels: nope Rear view camera: nope...but it's got a transparent rear window and you have a fucking neck that can turn Let me tell you a story. One day my Corolla started making a strange sound. I didn't give a shit and ignored it. It went away. The End You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the water a thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would fucking start right This car will outlive you, it will outlive your children Things this car is old enough to do: Vote: yes Consent to sex: ves Rent a car: it IS a car This car's got history. It's seen some shit. People have done straight things in this car. People have done gay things ın this car. It's not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would Interesting facts This car's exterior color is gray, but it's interior color is grey In the owner's manual, oil is listed as "optional." When this car was unveiled at the 1998 Detroit Auto Show, it caused all 2,000 attendees to spontaneously yawn. The resulting abrupt change in air pressure inside the building caused a partial collapse of the roof. Four people died. The event is chronicled in the documentary "Bored to Death: The Story of the 1999 Tovota Corolla" You wanna know more? Great, I had my car fill out a Facebook survey. Favorite food: spaghetti Favorite tv show: Alf Favorite band: tie between Bush and the Gin Blossoms This car is as practical as a Roth IRA. It's as middle-of-the- road as your grandpa during his last Silver Alert. It's as utilitarian as a member of a church whose scripture is based entirely on water bills When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a single piece of paper that said, "It's a Corolla. It's fine." Let's face the facts, this car isn't going to win any beauty contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to yourself and stop lying to your wife. This isn't the car you want, it's the car you deserve: The fucking 1999 Toyota Corolla. Whit Bayou BWa catchymemes: This man knows how to sell a car

catchymemes: This man knows how to sell a car

Dogs, Love, and Phone: Fellow Dog Lovers! Thank you for your concern about my dogs! However, you should know . this is an electric car the air conditioning is on bui ine engine (well there isn't one) does not need to be running. I am monitoring the actual temperature in the car with an app on my phone. The dogs are safely in their crates with water, blankets and toys. you can ensure yourself that the a/c is operating by: listening to the compressor running, looking for the water condensing and dripping on the ground below, feeling the window in the shade, looking at the thermometer l've placed on the console between the front seats (it should be about 23C). 1. 2. 3. 4. But seriously, if you are not able to assure yourself the dogs are ok, please call me (I'm not far away) rather than damaging my vehicle. Thanks, Jane mol I just love the care this woman put in to assure people that her dogs were ok. Very wholesome via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2I54HEg

I just love the care this woman put in to assure people that her dogs were ok. Very wholesome via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2I54HEg

Dogs, Love, and Phone: Fellow Dog Lovers! Thank you for your concern about my dogs! However, you should know . this is an electric car the air conditioning is on bui ine engine (well there isn't one) does not need to be running. I am monitoring the actual temperature in the car with an app on my phone. The dogs are safely in their crates with water, blankets and toys. you can ensure yourself that the a/c is operating by: listening to the compressor running, looking for the water condensing and dripping on the ground below, feeling the window in the shade, looking at the thermometer l've placed on the console between the front seats (it should be about 23C). 1. 2. 3. 4. But seriously, if you are not able to assure yourself the dogs are ok, please call me (I'm not far away) rather than damaging my vehicle. Thanks, Jane mol I just love the care this woman put in to assure people that her dogs were ok. Very wholesome

I just love the care this woman put in to assure people that her dogs were ok. Very wholesome

Bitch, Driving, and Drugs: I hate it when people honk at me to speed up while I'm driving. I got drugs in the car bitch, go around. Lol

Lol

Crying, Seal, and Husband: big-nose-seal The moment my dog (and husband) realized I was in the car beside him *cheerfully crying* via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2MI6JuE

*cheerfully crying* via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2MI6JuE

Crying, Seal, and Husband: big-nose-seal The moment my dog (and husband) realized I was in the car beside him *cheerfully crying*

*cheerfully crying*

Funny, Lmao, and Twitter: First day working at the car wash, this finna Be a breeze * CokeBoy 14h ago Lmao he a hero 👉🏽(via: 0ctobersveryown-twitter)

Lmao he a hero 👉🏽(via: 0ctobersveryown-twitter)

Funny, Memes, and Sarcasm: If you ride in the car with me at night, you're loyal because I really can't see in the dark. ljust be winging it honestly. @sarcasm_only SarcasmOnly

SarcasmOnly

Memes, Good, and Time: When you reach your destination but don't want to leave the car because the song is too good Every time! 😂

Every time! 😂

Being Alone, Driving, and Memes: Driving by a "road work ahead" sign and saying "well yeah, I sure hope it does" to myself alone in the car (LAUGHING) HAHAHA! 😂

HAHAHA! 😂

Memes, Music, and 🤖: PEOPLE WHO STAY IN THE CAR A LITTLE LONGER TO LISTEN TO MUSIC ARE MY KIND OF PEOPLE. My kinda people! - - Comment who this make you think of below.

My kinda people! - - Comment who this make you think of below.

Memes, Black, and Mirror: This black car looks like a mirror after being washed Took me a while to see the car

Took me a while to see the car

Memes, Butterfly, and Good: Antisocial_butterfly @butterfly This 16 year old good boy is deaf. He didn't hear his owners come in through the back door and still thinks they're in the car NTISOCIAL BUTTERFLY

America, Bless Up, and Bruh: My (almost 16) good boy is deaf. He didn't hear us come through the back and thinks we are still in the car. vid: reddit u/romansamurai Dromashlove 0:00 0:26 Bro. Tell me why every American hit show got a lead actor playing an American but in real life he British asf with a British accent. The Wire - Dominic West is a Brit. Walking Dead - Andrew Lincoln is a Brit...hol up...AND Lennie James is a Brit! Watch a interview bruv! Your head will explode! On walking dead u see Lennie playing Morgan Jones sounding American asf and then u see a interview and he wearing spectacles and a flannel shirt talmbout “Oi play the charactah Morgan Jewns in Wohkeeng Ded it’s really quat briyyant Cheerio!” Nah. Hell nah. I’m on to y’all. All u Brits with that lovely 1,000 year old accent who come to America and act better than Americans with American accents that sound more American than Americans I 👏 am 👏 on 👏 to 👏 y’all 👏. In fact I got a theory. To be honest bruh? I think y’all talk normal English and sound just like Americans when y’all hanging out in secret but when u in public u put on that cherrio lad accent YALL AINT FOOLING ME 😂. I think y’all put that accent on when the camera rolling and I don’t blame y’all. When y’all acting in American shows that’s when u talk in ya real accent I’m CONVINCED 😂. Like every kid born in England his mama like “Ello, James. Yo foive yeaz old now so eets time we told yew the truth: oi dewnt really towk like theese. In fact, James *American accent* I talk like this. Just like Americans. But we used to be the global colonial super power at once and what distinguished us is our refined English speech SEW NOW YEW GOT TO LEAHN BOTH. IN PROIVATE, YEW CAN TAWK NOH-MAL. IN PUBLIC YEW MUST SPEAK WITH THIS CHEERIO-BRIYYANT-VERY GOOD GUVANNAH TYPE AFFECTATION. OKAY JAMES? And James just like “wow we thought the Canadians were wild for doing the English-French joint but we literally speak English TWO TYPE OF WAYS? Yes James. Yes. But guess what? It’s finna allow u to colonize acting like ya forefathers colonized India LMAOOO. AND IT AIN’T EEN A RACE THING. OL BOY FROM “Get Out”? BRITISH ASF 😂. Watch a interview and see how he REALLY talk...SUPPOSABLY 😂. BLESS UP 🇬🇧😂❤️

Bro. Tell me why every American hit show got a lead actor playing an American but in real life he British asf with a British accent. The Wir...

Being Alone, Bad, and Cars: r/AskReddit u/ReichSmasher2018 7h What are redeeming qualities of humanity that nobody mentions? 8.9k 1.5k . Share TOP COMMENTS ▼ Tie YourTubesldiot 5h Once my mom and I were sitting in her car outside a grocery story, probably around 11 pm when we saw this toddler in the car next to us, on his own, who looked like he had been crying. So we smiled and waved at him and he smiled back and waved, then after a few minutes of this he fell asleep and we waited in our car to make sure whoever brought him there came back. We were sort of ranting about how awful it is to leave a toddler alone in a car especially so late at night, and how irresponsible the parent/guardian must have been, blah blah blah. Then the child's mother came back carrying cough syrup and baby pain relief. So we felt kind of bad for ranting about her, she had probably just panicked and had to get her kid something to make him feel better and had no one else to take care of him (I still don't think she should have left him in the car, but this was rural Ireland so statistics were in her favour). Anyway, the whole point of this ramble was that when we saw her come back, we went to pull out of our parking space, but as we did, three or four more cars pulled out too. I think we were all making sure this kid was ok, and I was just so touched by that moment. So l guess l'd say our greatest quality is our tendency to look out for others, especially when there's no incentive to do so Reply 76k Redditor tells heartwarming story of the wholesomeness of humanity

Redditor tells heartwarming story of the wholesomeness of humanity

Af, Police, and Tumblr: when everyone in the car high af and the song has a police siren in it memehumor: Siren songs . .

memehumor: Siren songs . .

Friends, Memes, and Tbt: WORST FRIEND f @l win IN THE CAR want more skits? 🚗 tbt • follow me @gabeerwin for more • 👇🏻 TAG YOUR FRIENDS 👇🏻

want more skits? 🚗 tbt • follow me @gabeerwin for more • 👇🏻 TAG YOUR FRIENDS 👇🏻

Fucking, Memes, and Titanic: How she look getting fucked from behind in the car with the windows up and no AC Getting fucked in the back of a car, on a boat, like Titanic. So fucking sad.

Getting fucked in the back of a car, on a boat, like Titanic. So fucking sad.

Bad, Funny, and Stuff: What are you doing? Nothing, babe. Just women stuff You crashed the car again? Tag a bad driver 😂💀

Tag a bad driver 😂💀

Bad, Funny, and Lmao: What are you doing? Nothing, babe. Just women stuff You crashed the car again? Lmao tag a bad driver

Lmao tag a bad driver

Af, Memes, and Police: when everyone in the car high af and the song has a police siren in it Siren songs . . via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2wFLNzA

Siren songs . . via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2wFLNzA

Party, Pizza, and Traffic: Pizza Party Sam @PizzaPartySam How tf is traffic real just drive the car i mean it's not that hard

i mean it's not that hard

Memes, Saw, and The Middle: pornstarwars: pornstarwars my mum was telling me that when i was little there was a grasshopper on the car but i didn't know what grasshoppers were called so i pointed at it and said look at that handsome man" pt 2: i saw a salamander (which i was terrified of for some reason) and i had a nightmare so i woke my mum up in the middle of the night saying "the salad man is coming" Source: pornstarwars the salad man is coming

the salad man is coming

Friends, Music, and Tumblr: moist.tumblr naomi @nvyoome Me forcing my friends to listen to sad indie music when they're in the car with me

Funny, Party, and Pizza: Pizza Party Sam @PizzaParty Sam How tf is traffic real just drive the car There needs to be a lane for people who have their shit together @_theblessedone 😭😝

There needs to be a lane for people who have their shit together @_theblessedone 😭😝

Complex, Driving, and Guns: Authorities are working to identify a man seen on surveillance video attacking a disabled veteran with his car earlier this week in Gardena, allegedly because the veteran had asked him to pick up trash he threw in the street. Joshua Byrd, who served two tours in Iraq with the U.S. Army, said he was walking his service dog outside the business complex where he works on the 13000 block of Cimarron Avenue around 6:30 a.m. Monday when he noticed the driver discard garbage from his window. Byrd said he asked the motorist to pick it up but he didn't respond, so he picked it up and put it on the hood of the man's car. The driver lingered in the area, and a couple minutes later took the trash off his car and threw it back into the street. Then, he began cussing at Byrd and driving in circles in front of him, the veteran said. "He's getting out the car and he threw a couple bottles of pee at me," Byrd told KTLA. "So it was urine in a container and he was throwing it at me. Luckily none of it got on me." At that point, Byrd went to stand in the road in an attempt to get a picture of the man's car. That's when he was struck. "He just makes another U-turn and guns it straight toward me at about 35, 40 mph and hits me," Byrd said. Byrd suffered a fractured wrist, sprained ankle, whiplash, road rash and bruising, and had to get stitches on his face. His dog was not injured. The incident is being investigated as an assault with a deadly weapon, according to Gardena Police Lt. Steve Prendergast. Officials have not released a description of the suspect, but Byrd described him as a heavyset black man measuring around 5 feet 5 inches to 5 feet 8 inches tall. Anyone with information can contact the Gardena Police Department at 310-217-9600.

$Complex, Driving, and Guns: Authorities are working to identify a man seen on surveillance video attacking a disabled veteran with his car earlier this week in Gardena, allegedly because the veteran had asked him to pick up trash he threw in the street. Joshua Byrd, who served two tours in Iraq with the U.S. Army, said he was walking his service dog outside the business complex where he works on the 13000 block of Cimarron Avenue around 6:30 a.m. Monday when he noticed the driver discard garbage from his window. Byrd said he asked the motorist to pick it up but he didn't respond, so he picked it up and put it on the hood of the man's car. The driver lingered in the area, and a couple minutes later took the trash off his car and threw it back into the street. Then, he began cussing at Byrd and driving in circles in front of him, the veteran said. "He's getting out the car and he threw a couple bottles of pee at me," Byrd told KTLA. "So it was urine in a container and he was throwing it at me. Luckily none of it got on me." At that point, Byrd went to stand in the road in an attempt to get a picture of the man's car. That's when he was struck. "He just makes another U-turn and guns it straight toward me at about 35, 40 mph and hits me," Byrd said. Byrd suffered a fractured wrist, sprained ankle, whiplash, road rash and bruising, and had to get stitches on his face. His dog was not injured. The incident is being investigated as an assault with a deadly weapon, according to Gardena Police Lt. Steve Prendergast. Officials have not released a description of the suspect, but Byrd described him as a heavyset black man measuring around 5 feet 5 inches to 5 feet 8 inches tall. Anyone with information can contact the Gardena Police Department at 310-217-9600.$