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Cars, Fucking, and Run: SheStayFabulous @Shestayfabulous Man old cars really were made to last 1/5 Ayton SZN @ReeceDontTweet ) his car ain't break a sweat becausedragonage: freshest-tittymilk: princealigorna: And this is why we used to make cars out of STEEL instead of FIBERGLASS! Sure, fiberglass is a lot lighter in weight and hence a hell of a lot better for gas mileage. But you hit anything at more than 20 mph and the entire body explodes off the fucking thing, and now you’re spending more to repair the car than it’s worth because you need a entire front end, read end, or side panel. They can’t just take the damaged section off, beat it out with a hammer, sand it, and repaint it. Everything is made with the idea of it being easier to replace than to maintain, aka planned obsolescence. Thanks, capitalism You guys are obscenely, dangerously wrong.  It’s not planned obsolescence, it’s physics. Modern cars crumple to absorb and distribute the forces of impact in an accident in an effort to protect the occupants. When cars didn’t have those crumple zones, the occupants, being the soft, squishy things they were, took those forces and were mangled or killed in horrible ways. Also, those older cars took hidden damage that often went unnoticed and made them very dangerous to drive.  I recently watched a TV show where a small sedan was run over by the trailer of an eighteen-wheeler. Run. Over. They had to unwrap the crumpled ball of a car from the undercarriage of that trailer. Guess what? The driver suffered only minor injuries because the car collapsed in exactly the way it was designed to so that she, in the very strong frame surrounding the passenger compartment, was protected.  And no, don’t thank capitalism for these modern cars. Thank Ralph Nader and countless other safety activists who worked tirelessly to make car manufacturers accountable for the safety of the people who drove their cars. 

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Ass, Caitlyn Jenner, and Community: Ma$on @FirstGentleman FollowV Do vou understand how horrible of a person you have to be for Ellen not to like you? Attitude @AttitudeMag Caitlyn Jenner says Ellen "alienated" her from LGBT+ community attitude.co.uk/caitlyn-jenner RETWEETS LIKES 6,7369,034 A derpomatic: libertarirynn: talesandthoughtsfromreality: such-justice-wow: etheartist26: such-justice-wow: libertarirynn: fiftiesdoll: the-at-symbol: libertarirynn: I guess y’all aren’t kissing Caitlyn Jenner’s ass anymore? Oh right I forgot she participated in wrongthink so she’s no longer a “trans icon” or whatever Didn’t she run someone over once Aye and her victim died. She got away with it. I knew somebody would bring that up but that was before the transition and thus clearly not the reason people are turning on her now. She doesn’t support gay marriage, i thought that was the main one I heard about the car thing but not the marriage one. I thought it was because she said if you don’t ‘fully transition’, which costs thousands and thousands of dollars, that you weren’t really trans. Oh yeah i heard that one too. Either way there are plenty of reasons not to like her no matter your political affiliation Why should it matter if the car thing was pre or post transition? It’s still horrible and a reason not to like her. BuT iTs NoT tHe ReAsOn ThEy DoN’t LiKe HeR. That’s why it matters that it was Pre-transition. My point of this was not “I like Caitlyn Jenner“ it’s that the people who kissed her ass did so in spite of the hit-and-run and only stopped kissing her ass when she revealed right-leaning politics. That’s literally it. Caitlyn killed someone, transitioned, and became “stunning and brave”, then everyone learned she’s a conservative, and shat all over her again.And the people who think Ellen is some pure wooby would do the exact same to her if she committed wrongthink. Exactly. You can hang around and/or do all sorts of morally questionable things and still be OK as long as you identify on the LGBTQASDFGHJKL Spectrum and have the right politics, the only dealbreaker is being even slightly right of center. Caitlyn was “Woman of the Year” until she said she supported Ted Cruz. Lacie Greene was a feminist darling until she had the audacity to say that it can be beneficial to have discussions with people of different opinions, then suddenly she was the Nazi sympathizer. No one is safe.

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Ass, Caitlyn Jenner, and Community: Ma$on @FirstGentleman FollowV Do vou understand how horrible of a person you have to be for Ellen not to like you? Attitude @AttitudeMag Caitlyn Jenner says Ellen "alienated" her from LGBT+ community attitude.co.uk/caitlyn-jenner RETWEETS LIKES 6,7369,034 A talesandthoughtsfromreality: such-justice-wow: etheartist26: such-justice-wow: libertarirynn: fiftiesdoll: the-at-symbol: libertarirynn: I guess y’all aren’t kissing Caitlyn Jenner’s ass anymore? Oh right I forgot she participated in wrongthink so she’s no longer a “trans icon” or whatever Didn’t she run someone over once Aye and her victim died. She got away with it. I knew somebody would bring that up but that was before the transition and thus clearly not the reason people are turning on her now. She doesn’t support gay marriage, i thought that was the main one I heard about the car thing but not the marriage one. I thought it was because she said if you don’t ‘fully transition’, which costs thousands and thousands of dollars, that you weren’t really trans. Oh yeah i heard that one too. Either way there are plenty of reasons not to like her no matter your political affiliation Why should it matter if the car thing was pre or post transition? It’s still horrible and a reason not to like her. BuT iTs NoT tHe ReAsOn ThEy DoN’t LiKe HeR. That’s why it matters that it was Pre-transition. My point of this was not “I like Caitlyn Jenner“ it’s that the people who kissed her ass did so in spite of the accident and only stopped kissing her ass when she revealed right-leaning politics. That’s literally it.UPDATE: I change “hit-and-run“ to “accident“ because I’m pretty sure it was proven that it was in fact an accident and she wasn’t texting at the time.

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Bodies , Cars, and Fucking: SheStayFabulous @Shestayfabulous Man old cars really were made to last 1/5 Ayton SZN @ReeceDontTweet ) his car ain't break a sweat celticpyro: kiwianaroha: reembeam: freshest-tittymilk: princealigorna: And this is why we used to make cars out of STEEL instead of FIBERGLASS! Sure, fiberglass is a lot lighter in weight and hence a hell of a lot better for gas mileage. But you hit anything at more than 20 mph and the entire body explodes off the fucking thing, and now you’re spending more to repair the car than it’s worth because you need a entire front end, read end, or side panel. They can’t just take the damaged section off, beat it out with a hammer, sand it, and repaint it. Everything is made with the idea of it being easier to replace than to maintain, aka planned obsolescence. Thanks, capitalism omg y’all know i love old cars but newer ones are SAFER because they are meant to absorb the impact so it doesn’t transmit all that force to your bodies this has been a psa thank you Crumple zones in the front and rear of modern cars absorb the force of the crash so that the car is a write-off but your spleen is intact and you don’t haemorrhage to death before help arrives. It’s better to buy a new car or ride the bus than to have your liver smooshed into pate while its still inside you Me as I’m internally bleeding to death after a car wreck: So glad my old car is okay! Fuck capitalism!

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Ass, Bitch, and Bones: lol just got to this small kickback they've been playing Mo bamba for the 5th time already My dog Tyreke put me on to a halloween party we went to over the weekend. Boy told me it’s from this white girl he met on tinder. I seen Get out. Boy was hard headed. He never met her but he wanted me to come with him to the party. So I went. Party was a L off the strength they was blasting logic from the door. You don’t do that.. Then the boy on the aux threw on Mo bamba. That shit be crumping when your myPlayer loading up in 2k. Literally all the white girls put down they pumpkin spice lattes and slid right out of thier uggs. I done seen them form the most congruent electric slide ever seen. I got called Jamal about 4 times and Tyrone twice. One girl was twerking and her knees caps were smacking together like a sword fight. That looks bloody painful mate. I seen this one slutty nurse pull up on me to throw it back. I received the most detrimental twerk from this girl Kathy. Kathy if you reading this go home and don’t come back. The booty was like some unseasoned chicken cutlets. I grabbed her sharp ass hip bones and tried thrusting for this twerk. I tried to catch a wine with a booty that had .2% booty fat. Felt like I was slapping my meat on a cutting board. By the 5th time the song came on the cops pulled up. It was a fight outside. When Sheck Wes said “Oh! Fuck! Shit! Bitch!” I felt that spiritually. Me and Tyreke fled the scene like 2 legendary Pokémon. Nigga had the nerve to play it in the car. I made him take the bus home. That boy Momba better win rookie of the year on God

My dog Tyreke put me on to a halloween party we went to over the weekend. Boy told me it’s from this white girl he met on tinder. I seen Get...