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Hello, Money, and City: ALS0 PLEASE DO NOT GIVE MONEY TO THE DEAD, IT S AGAINST CITY ORDINANCE hella hello. hello HELLO THERE. hello' WHAT DO You ок. ок, Ок, ок, ок helle 64 Hello

Hello, Money, and City: ALS0
PLEASE DO
NOT GIVE
MONEY TO
THE DEAD, IT
S AGAINST
CITY
ORDINANCE
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hello.
hello
HELLO
THERE.
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WHAT DO
You
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Hello, Money, and City: ALS0
PLEASE DO
NOT GIVE
MONEY TO
THE DEAD, IT
S AGAINST
CITY
ORDINANCE
hella
hello.
hello
HELLO
THERE.
hello'
WHAT DO
You
ок.
ок, Ок,
ок, ок
helle
64
Hello

Hello

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Death, Spooky, and Evil: anditssunday uhhhhh fellas? we got an imposter?0 skelebroreturns This is his evil counterpart. Look at all the dead grass behind him. He's a tall spooky boy, instead of a little perky lad. He brings death and disease. somuchforthetolerantleft he's gonna do it to us borgullet He does it because he wants to, not because he has to thatgaypyro Kill it. ifunny.co

Death, Spooky, and Evil: anditssunday
uhhhhh fellas? we got an imposter?0
skelebroreturns
This is his evil counterpart. Look at all the dead grass behind him. He's a tall
spooky boy, instead of a little perky lad. He brings death and disease.
somuchforthetolerantleft
he's gonna do it to us
borgullet
He does it because he wants to, not because he has to
thatgaypyro
Kill it.
ifunny.co

Death, Spooky, and Evil: anditssunday
uhhhhh fellas? we got an imposter?0
skelebroreturns
This is his evil counterpart. Look at all the dead grass behind him. He's a tall
spooky boy, instead of a little perky lad. He brings death and disease.
somuchforthetolerantleft
he's gonna do it to us
borgullet
He does it because he wants to, not because he has to
thatgaypyro
Kill it.
ifunny.co

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Fall, Love, and Zero: There are 3 rules - I will not kill anyone I will not make anyone fall in love I will not bring anyone back from the dead DM I want to divide by zero There are 4 rules How dare you

Fall, Love, and Zero: There are 3 rules
- I will not kill anyone
I will not make
anyone fall in love
I will not bring anyone
back from the dead
DM
I want to divide
by zero
There are
4 rules
How dare you

Fall, Love, and Zero: There are 3 rules
- I will not kill anyone
I will not make
anyone fall in love
I will not bring anyone
back from the dead
DM
I want to divide
by zero
There are
4 rules
How dare you

How dare you

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Love, Tumblr, and Avenue: Thee am horse is by how As five Afiet thn I hate people doing an emotional striptease. It's never genuine or they wouldn't drag outsiders in Everaualy be dt dcied as soe EVELYN ANTHONY, The Avenue of the Dead (1982) t Goodnsht Hori I don't noS wii everee love wwhout feelm doubt theress nc s or th statue in the parke perso 12ve aways i.er id you ohbutwebestmakepeacewithit: post secret 08.04.18

Love, Tumblr, and Avenue: Thee
am
horse is by how
As five Afiet thn
I hate people doing an emotional striptease. It's
never genuine or they wouldn't drag outsiders
in
Everaualy be dt
dcied
as soe
EVELYN ANTHONY, The Avenue of the Dead (1982)
t
Goodnsht Hori
I don't noS
wii everee love
wwhout feelm doubt
theress nc s
or th
statue in the parke
perso
12ve aways i.er
id you
ohbutwebestmakepeacewithit:
post secret 08.04.18

Love, Tumblr, and Avenue: Thee
am
horse is by how
As five Afiet thn
I hate people doing an emotional striptease. It's
never genuine or they wouldn't drag outsiders
in
Everaualy be dt
dcied
as soe
EVELYN ANTHONY, The Avenue of the Dead (1982)
t
Goodnsht Hori
I don't noS
wii everee love
wwhout feelm doubt
theress nc s
or th
statue in the parke
perso
12ve aways i.er
id you
ohbutwebestmakepeacewithit:
post secret 08.04.18

ohbutwebestmakepeacewithit: post secret 08.04.18

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Clothes, Dude, and Emo: dumbwitchdisease Hades voice* for the last time, I'm the god of the dead not the god of death it's different rembrandtswife points to winged dude* That's Thanatos, "he's* the god of death! I just do the paperwork! sunshine-tatto0 Thanatos is the emo boy all y'all think hades is and be thirstin over. hades is just the guy who manages all the souls. he's the kinda dude who wears banker clothes even on his days off. all he wants to do is keep the system running smoothly, take his three headed dog for walks on his lunch break, and go home to his solar punk wife who will no doubt peg him until he can't think anymore. 74,855 notes

Clothes, Dude, and Emo: dumbwitchdisease
Hades voice* for the last time, I'm the god of
the dead not the god of death it's different
rembrandtswife
points to winged dude* That's Thanatos, "he's*
the god of death! I just do the paperwork!
sunshine-tatto0
Thanatos is the emo boy all y'all think hades is
and be thirstin over. hades is just the guy who
manages all the souls. he's the kinda dude who
wears banker clothes even on his days off. all he
wants to do is keep the system running
smoothly, take his three headed dog for walks
on his lunch break, and go home to his solar
punk wife who will no doubt peg him until he
can't think anymore.
74,855 notes

Clothes, Dude, and Emo: dumbwitchdisease
Hades voice* for the last time, I'm the god of
the dead not the god of death it's different
rembrandtswife
points to winged dude* That's Thanatos, "he's*
the god of death! I just do the paperwork!
sunshine-tatto0
Thanatos is the emo boy all y'all think hades is
and be thirstin over. hades is just the guy who
manages all the souls. he's the kinda dude who
wears banker clothes even on his days off. all he
wants to do is keep the system running
smoothly, take his three headed dog for walks
on his lunch break, and go home to his solar
punk wife who will no doubt peg him until he
can't think anymore.
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Instagram, Singing, and Target: 0 2 P NG 0 2 PN ne 02png: Blackbird singing in the dead of night. twi | ins

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Blackbird singing in the dead of night.

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Hello, Tumblr, and Winter: ఇడిి TELLER OF TRAGEDIES I THINK MY FAVORITE TIME OF THE YEAR IS THAT MOMENT AT THE END OF WINTER, WHEN THE WEATHER STARTS TO GET WARMER AND YOU TAKE OFF YOUR JACKET ON YOUR WAY HOME teller-of-tragedies: oh yes hello im back from the dead

Hello, Tumblr, and Winter: ఇడిి
TELLER OF
TRAGEDIES
I THINK MY FAVORITE TIME OF THE YEAR IS THAT MOMENT AT THE END OF WINTER,
WHEN THE WEATHER STARTS TO GET WARMER AND YOU TAKE OFF YOUR JACKET ON YOUR WAY HOME
teller-of-tragedies:

oh yes hello im back from the dead

Hello, Tumblr, and Winter: ఇడిి
TELLER OF
TRAGEDIES
I THINK MY FAVORITE TIME OF THE YEAR IS THAT MOMENT AT THE END OF WINTER,
WHEN THE WEATHER STARTS TO GET WARMER AND YOU TAKE OFF YOUR JACKET ON YOUR WAY HOME
teller-of-tragedies:

oh yes hello im back from the dead

teller-of-tragedies: oh yes hello im back from the dead

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Memes, Spooky, and Back: It's Spooktober So we get Spooky Memes They die within few weeks They come back from the dead making them even Spookier Don’t let the spook die out!

Memes, Spooky, and Back: It's Spooktober
So we get
Spooky Memes
They die
within
few weeks
They come
back from the
dead making
them even
Spookier
Don’t let the spook die out!

Memes, Spooky, and Back: It's Spooktober
So we get
Spooky Memes
They die
within
few weeks
They come
back from the
dead making
them even
Spookier
Don’t let the spook die out!

Don’t let the spook die out!

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Target, Tumblr, and Blog: Ghosts are The dead are polite. re-spectres of persons. theweefreewomen: yesterdaysprint: Ottawa Weekly Republic, Kansas, January 16, 1879 Text: The dead are polite. Ghosts are re-spectres of persons.

Target, Tumblr, and Blog: Ghosts are
The dead are polite.
re-spectres of persons.
theweefreewomen:

yesterdaysprint:

Ottawa Weekly Republic, Kansas, January 16, 1879
Text: The dead are polite. Ghosts are re-spectres of persons.

Target, Tumblr, and Blog: Ghosts are
The dead are polite.
re-spectres of persons.
theweefreewomen:

yesterdaysprint:

Ottawa Weekly Republic, Kansas, January 16, 1879
Text: The dead are polite. Ghosts are re-spectres of persons.

theweefreewomen: yesterdaysprint: Ottawa Weekly Republic, Kansas, January 16, 1879 Text: The dead are polite. Ghosts are re-spectres of pe...

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A Dream, Lesbians, and Work: tangentqueenofdragons T had a dream last night that I was at a coffee shop and there was a drink called 'fistbumping lesbians' and it was a seven shot caramel latte tangentqueenofdragons I start work super early tomorrow so guess who's gonna make herself a fistbumping lesbians at the start of her shift tangentqueenofdragons ecal/D4c Shots mp Sirop Behold the fistbumping lesbians Jsyk this thing could wake the dead tangentqueenofdragons 4 hours later: I'm fricken ZAZZED you guys tangentqueenofdragons Me rn Source: tangentqueeno...

A Dream, Lesbians, and Work: tangentqueenofdragons
T had a dream last night that I was at a coffee shop and there was a drink called
'fistbumping lesbians' and it was a seven shot caramel latte
tangentqueenofdragons
I start work super early tomorrow so guess who's gonna make herself a
fistbumping lesbians at the start of her shift
tangentqueenofdragons
ecal/D4c
Shots
mp Sirop
Behold the fistbumping lesbians
Jsyk this thing could wake the dead
tangentqueenofdragons
4 hours later: I'm fricken ZAZZED you guys
tangentqueenofdragons
Me rn
Source: tangentqueeno...

A Dream, Lesbians, and Work: tangentqueenofdragons
T had a dream last night that I was at a coffee shop and there was a drink called
'fistbumping lesbians' and it was a seven shot caramel latte
tangentqueenofdragons
I start work super early tomorrow so guess who's gonna make herself a
fistbumping lesbians at the start of her shift
tangentqueenofdragons
ecal/D4c
Shots
mp Sirop
Behold the fistbumping lesbians
Jsyk this thing could wake the dead
tangentqueenofdragons
4 hours later: I'm fricken ZAZZED you guys
tangentqueenofdragons
Me rn
Source: tangentqueeno...

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Ass, Children, and Dogs: Balto didn't bust his ass across the Alaskan tundra in 1925 to get those vaccines for dying children, for you to send your kids to school without being vaccinated in 2019 space-buns: pugbytes: your-naked-magic-oh-dear-lord: grandpanerd-world: your-naked-magic-oh-dear-lord: omghotmemes: Show some respect, people. THANK YOU The story of Balto is interesting. He led a team of sled dogs across the Alaskan wilderness in the dead of winter with diphtheria antitoxins to stop an outbreak in Nenana Alaska. Diphtheria is a deadly infectious disease that could wipe out a third of a town’s population. It is mostly unknown to the public today because of vaccines. Balto’s body is preserved in the Cleveland Museum of Natural History. He’s a big hero of mine! Let’s not forget Togo! Who, at 12 years old during the serum run, lead his team 200 miles through much more dangerous conditions during the first leg of the journey before Balto ran the last 55-mile stretch. Togo and Balto didn’t bust their asses for dying children for you to turn around and not vaccinate your damn kids

Ass, Children, and Dogs: Balto didn't bust his ass across the
Alaskan tundra in 1925 to get
those vaccines for dying children,
for you to send your kids to school
without being vaccinated in 2019
space-buns:

pugbytes:

your-naked-magic-oh-dear-lord:

grandpanerd-world:

your-naked-magic-oh-dear-lord:

omghotmemes:
Show some respect, people.

THANK YOU

The story of Balto is interesting. He led a team of sled dogs across the Alaskan wilderness in the dead of winter with diphtheria antitoxins to stop an outbreak in Nenana Alaska. Diphtheria is a deadly infectious disease that could wipe out a third of a town’s population. It is mostly unknown to the public today because of vaccines. Balto’s body is preserved in the Cleveland Museum of Natural History.

He’s a big hero of mine!

Let’s not forget Togo! Who, at 12 years old during the serum run, lead his team 200 miles through much more dangerous conditions during the first leg of the journey before Balto ran the last 55-mile stretch.

Togo and Balto didn’t bust their asses for dying children for you to turn around and not vaccinate your damn kids

Ass, Children, and Dogs: Balto didn't bust his ass across the
Alaskan tundra in 1925 to get
those vaccines for dying children,
for you to send your kids to school
without being vaccinated in 2019
space-buns:

pugbytes:

your-naked-magic-oh-dear-lord:

grandpanerd-world:

your-naked-magic-oh-dear-lord:

omghotmemes:
Show some respect, people.

THANK YOU

The story of Balto is interesting. He led a team of sled dogs across the Alaskan wilderness in the dead of winter with diphtheria antitoxins to stop an outbreak in Nenana Alaska. Diphtheria is a deadly infectious disease that could wipe out a third of a town’s population. It is mostly unknown to the public today because of vaccines. Balto’s body is preserved in the Cleveland Museum of Natural History.

He’s a big hero of mine!

Let’s not forget Togo! Who, at 12 years old during the serum run, lead his team 200 miles through much more dangerous conditions during the first leg of the journey before Balto ran the last 55-mile stretch.

Togo and Balto didn’t bust their asses for dying children for you to turn around and not vaccinate your damn kids

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Christmas, The Muppets, and Dick: In 1999, the movie Dick (about Nixon) came out, and it didn't stop playing at this drive-in theater all year long EDRIVE IN EDRIVE-IN ANALYZE THIS DICK BIG DADDY THE HAUNTING DICK MUPPETS FROM SPACE EDRIVE-IN EDRIVE-IN 10 THINGS 1 HATE ABOUT YOU BRINGING OUT THE DEAD DICK DICK VIRUS MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE Meirl

Christmas, The Muppets, and Dick: In 1999, the movie Dick (about Nixon)
came out, and it didn't stop playing at
this drive-in theater all year long
EDRIVE IN
EDRIVE-IN
ANALYZE THIS
DICK
BIG DADDY
THE HAUNTING
DICK
MUPPETS FROM SPACE
EDRIVE-IN
EDRIVE-IN
10 THINGS 1 HATE ABOUT YOU
BRINGING OUT THE DEAD
DICK
DICK
VIRUS
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE
Meirl

Christmas, The Muppets, and Dick: In 1999, the movie Dick (about Nixon)
came out, and it didn't stop playing at
this drive-in theater all year long
EDRIVE IN
EDRIVE-IN
ANALYZE THIS
DICK
BIG DADDY
THE HAUNTING
DICK
MUPPETS FROM SPACE
EDRIVE-IN
EDRIVE-IN
10 THINGS 1 HATE ABOUT YOU
BRINGING OUT THE DEAD
DICK
DICK
VIRUS
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE
Meirl

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Tumblr, Thank You, and Blog: Tweet + Caleb @Cale As a mortician, I always tie the shoelaces together of the dead. Cause if there is ever a zombie apocalypse, it will be hilarious. 16/11/2013 1:22 pm You are a good man. Thank you srsfunny: What a great lad

Tumblr, Thank You, and Blog: Tweet
+
Caleb
@Cale
As a mortician, I always tie the
shoelaces together of the dead. Cause
if there is ever a zombie apocalypse,
it will be hilarious.
16/11/2013 1:22 pm
You are a good man. Thank you
srsfunny:

What a great lad

Tumblr, Thank You, and Blog: Tweet
+
Caleb
@Cale
As a mortician, I always tie the
shoelaces together of the dead. Cause
if there is ever a zombie apocalypse,
it will be hilarious.
16/11/2013 1:22 pm
You are a good man. Thank you
srsfunny:

What a great lad

srsfunny: What a great lad

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Iphone, Phone, and Pro: iPhone 21Pro Max Phone 21 iPhone 21 Pro You're weak THIS WILL BE PHONE iPhone 10 IN 2014 I'm you Back from the dead

Iphone, Phone, and Pro: iPhone 21Pro Max
Phone 21
iPhone 21 Pro
You're weak
THIS WILL BE
PHONE
iPhone 10
IN 2014
I'm you
Back from the dead

Iphone, Phone, and Pro: iPhone 21Pro Max
Phone 21
iPhone 21 Pro
You're weak
THIS WILL BE
PHONE
iPhone 10
IN 2014
I'm you
Back from the dead

Back from the dead

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Game, Tupperware, and A Game: cemetery hag @sistersleaze the eldest child I nanny (she's 5) has a game where she sits us all in a circle and gives us each a coin with a sticker on one. anyways if we flip our coin and it lands sticker-side-up we have to touch the dead bee she keeps under her bed in a tupperware.

Game, Tupperware, and A Game: cemetery hag
@sistersleaze
the eldest child I nanny (she's 5)
has a game where she sits us all
in a circle and gives us each a
coin with a sticker on one.
anyways if we flip our coin and it
lands sticker-side-up we have to
touch the dead bee she keeps
under her bed in a tupperware.

Game, Tupperware, and A Game: cemetery hag
@sistersleaze
the eldest child I nanny (she's 5)
has a game where she sits us all
in a circle and gives us each a
coin with a sticker on one.
anyways if we flip our coin and it
lands sticker-side-up we have to
touch the dead bee she keeps
under her bed in a tupperware.

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God, Business, and Fuck: unpretty god i'm not even through one episode of paranormal home inspectors and it rules, this lady thought she was being haunted by the wails of the restless dead but she was just listening to raccoons fuck in her attic unpretty psychic: these are hieroglyphics... the spirits are trying to communicate.. home inspector: you put new paint over old paint and now the old paint is bleeding through, that's why you're not supposed to do that unpretty homeowner: my daughter's room is always cold... cold like the dead... home inspector: you put furniture on top of her heating vent unpretty business owner: i got locked in the bathroom even though the door has no lock home inspector: it has a lock. the lock is right there. on the knob Haunted? Dont be daunted

God, Business, and Fuck: unpretty
god i'm not even through one episode of paranormal home inspectors and it
rules, this lady thought she was being haunted by the wails of the restless dead
but she was just listening to raccoons fuck in her attic
unpretty
psychic: these are hieroglyphics... the spirits are trying to communicate..
home inspector: you put new paint over old paint and now the old paint is
bleeding through, that's why you're not supposed to do that
unpretty
homeowner: my daughter's room is always cold... cold like the dead...
home inspector: you put furniture on top of her heating vent
unpretty
business owner: i got locked in the bathroom even though the door has no lock
home inspector: it has a lock. the lock is right there. on the knob
Haunted? Dont be daunted

God, Business, and Fuck: unpretty
god i'm not even through one episode of paranormal home inspectors and it
rules, this lady thought she was being haunted by the wails of the restless dead
but she was just listening to raccoons fuck in her attic
unpretty
psychic: these are hieroglyphics... the spirits are trying to communicate..
home inspector: you put new paint over old paint and now the old paint is
bleeding through, that's why you're not supposed to do that
unpretty
homeowner: my daughter's room is always cold... cold like the dead...
home inspector: you put furniture on top of her heating vent
unpretty
business owner: i got locked in the bathroom even though the door has no lock
home inspector: it has a lock. the lock is right there. on the knob
Haunted? Dont be daunted

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Facts, Iphone, and Twitter: Tweet @honestxvibes i'm such a forgiving person like someone could probably kll me and i'd rise from the dead talking about it's all good 8:14 PM 27/08/2019 Twitter for iPhone 4,841 Retweets 13.8K Likes 2wavyJeremy ? @2wavyJeremy21.1d BQ Replying to @honestxvibes Facts 3 Sheila Ajjie @ajjieeeee 20h Replying to @honestxvibes Same but I'm making an effort to stop.... 3 Tweet your reply

Facts, Iphone, and Twitter: Tweet
@honestxvibes
i'm such a forgiving person like someone
could probably kll me and i'd rise from the
dead talking about it's all good
8:14 PM 27/08/2019 Twitter for iPhone
4,841 Retweets 13.8K Likes
2wavyJeremy ? @2wavyJeremy21.1d
BQ Replying to @honestxvibes
Facts
3
Sheila Ajjie
@ajjieeeee 20h
Replying to @honestxvibes
Same but I'm making an effort to stop....
3
Tweet your reply

Facts, Iphone, and Twitter: Tweet
@honestxvibes
i'm such a forgiving person like someone
could probably kll me and i'd rise from the
dead talking about it's all good
8:14 PM 27/08/2019 Twitter for iPhone
4,841 Retweets 13.8K Likes
2wavyJeremy ? @2wavyJeremy21.1d
BQ Replying to @honestxvibes
Facts
3
Sheila Ajjie
@ajjieeeee 20h
Replying to @honestxvibes
Same but I'm making an effort to stop....
3
Tweet your reply

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Facts, Iphone, and Twitter: Tweet @honestxvibes i'm such a forgiving person like someone could probably kll me and i'd rise from the dead talking about it's all good 8:14 PM 27/08/2019 Twitter for iPhone 4,841 Retweets 13.8K Likes 2wavyJeremy ? @2wavyJeremy21.1d BQ Replying to @honestxvibes Facts 3 Sheila Ajjie @ajjieeeee 20h Replying to @honestxvibes Same but I'm making an effort to stop.... 3 Tweet your reply

Facts, Iphone, and Twitter: Tweet
@honestxvibes
i'm such a forgiving person like someone
could probably kll me and i'd rise from the
dead talking about it's all good
8:14 PM 27/08/2019 Twitter for iPhone
4,841 Retweets 13.8K Likes
2wavyJeremy ? @2wavyJeremy21.1d
BQ Replying to @honestxvibes
Facts
3
Sheila Ajjie
@ajjieeeee 20h
Replying to @honestxvibes
Same but I'm making an effort to stop....
3
Tweet your reply

Facts, Iphone, and Twitter: Tweet
@honestxvibes
i'm such a forgiving person like someone
could probably kll me and i'd rise from the
dead talking about it's all good
8:14 PM 27/08/2019 Twitter for iPhone
4,841 Retweets 13.8K Likes
2wavyJeremy ? @2wavyJeremy21.1d
BQ Replying to @honestxvibes
Facts
3
Sheila Ajjie
@ajjieeeee 20h
Replying to @honestxvibes
Same but I'm making an effort to stop....
3
Tweet your reply

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Iphone, Run, and Twitter: witchweasel @alendrel Replying to @ellle_em "Don't speak ill of the dead" is for like your messy uncle who's had some problems and a couple of run-ins with the law, but is overall a decent person trying his best. Not for people that willfully cause great and lasting harm. 10:40 8/23/19 Twitter for iPhone 11 Retweets 209 Likes

Iphone, Run, and Twitter: witchweasel
@alendrel
Replying to @ellle_em
"Don't speak ill of the dead" is for like
your messy uncle who's had some
problems and a couple of run-ins with
the law, but is overall a decent person
trying his best. Not for people that
willfully cause great and lasting harm.
10:40 8/23/19 Twitter for iPhone
11 Retweets 209 Likes

Iphone, Run, and Twitter: witchweasel
@alendrel
Replying to @ellle_em
"Don't speak ill of the dead" is for like
your messy uncle who's had some
problems and a couple of run-ins with
the law, but is overall a decent person
trying his best. Not for people that
willfully cause great and lasting harm.
10:40 8/23/19 Twitter for iPhone
11 Retweets 209 Likes

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Dad, Dank, and Memes: Brian @BrianJDennis All this Armed Robber jokes just reminds me of the day armed robbers came to our house when I was 5 and my dad told them that he just buried his mother and didn't have money but they reminded him that they robbed us 2 years ago and my dad told them the same thing His mom came back from the dead by Jetty_Boy MORE MEMES

Dad, Dank, and Memes: Brian
@BrianJDennis
All this Armed Robber jokes just
reminds me of the day armed
robbers came to our house when
I was 5 and my dad told them
that he just buried his mother
and didn't have money but they
reminded him that they robbed us
2 years ago and my dad told them
the same thing
His mom came back from the dead by Jetty_Boy
MORE MEMES

Dad, Dank, and Memes: Brian
@BrianJDennis
All this Armed Robber jokes just
reminds me of the day armed
robbers came to our house when
I was 5 and my dad told them
that he just buried his mother
and didn't have money but they
reminded him that they robbed us
2 years ago and my dad told them
the same thing
His mom came back from the dead by Jetty_Boy
MORE MEMES

His mom came back from the dead by Jetty_Boy MORE MEMES

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Dad, Money, and House: Brian @BrianJDennis All this Armed Robber jokes just reminds me of the day armed robbers came to our house when I was 5 and my dad told them that he just buried his mother and didn't have money but they reminded him that they robbed us 2 years ago and my dad told them the same thing His mom came back from the dead

Dad, Money, and House: Brian
@BrianJDennis
All this Armed Robber jokes just
reminds me of the day armed
robbers came to our house when
I was 5 and my dad told them
that he just buried his mother
and didn't have money but they
reminded him that they robbed us
2 years ago and my dad told them
the same thing
His mom came back from the dead

Dad, Money, and House: Brian
@BrianJDennis
All this Armed Robber jokes just
reminds me of the day armed
robbers came to our house when
I was 5 and my dad told them
that he just buried his mother
and didn't have money but they
reminded him that they robbed us
2 years ago and my dad told them
the same thing
His mom came back from the dead

His mom came back from the dead

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Guess, Illinois, and Lincoln: come on, feel the Fres UFOS spotted in series of sightings LLINOTSE etingafrem ILLINOIS The Land ef Lincoln SUFJAN STEV invites you to: ten feel t ILLINOISE INCLUDES uoweDADE audiophileusa.com @cestlamorte WE'LL HEAR THE DEAD PEOPLE TALK FISS PLAY ME STOP here’s a post i guess! fav album

Guess, Illinois, and Lincoln: come on, feel the
Fres
UFOS spotted in
series of sightings
LLINOTSE
etingafrem
ILLINOIS
The Land ef Lincoln
SUFJAN STEV
invites you to: ten feel t
ILLINOISE
INCLUDES
uoweDADE
audiophileusa.com
@cestlamorte
WE'LL
HEAR THE
DEAD
PEOPLE
TALK
FISS
PLAY ME
STOP
here’s a post i guess! fav album

Guess, Illinois, and Lincoln: come on, feel the
Fres
UFOS spotted in
series of sightings
LLINOTSE
etingafrem
ILLINOIS
The Land ef Lincoln
SUFJAN STEV
invites you to: ten feel t
ILLINOISE
INCLUDES
uoweDADE
audiophileusa.com
@cestlamorte
WE'LL
HEAR THE
DEAD
PEOPLE
TALK
FISS
PLAY ME
STOP
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Gif, Scare, and Superman: GO SNEAKING THROUGH WINDOWS IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT, CLARK? DICK? IT DOESN'T SUIT YOU. SUPERMAN? HOW IS HE? HE'S INFURIATING. I'M BLAMING THE MORPHINE. YOU GAVE US A SCARE. Da IT'S NOT THE MORPHINE. I'VE TRAINED TO FUNCTION NORMALLY THROUGH PAINKILLERS. OF COURSE YOU HAVE. 7 I'M OKAY REALLY, CLARK I'M OKAY. wonderstrevors:

Gif, Scare, and Superman: GO

SNEAKING THROUGH
WINDOWS IN THE DEAD OF
NIGHT, CLARK?
DICK?
IT DOESN'T
SUIT YOU.
SUPERMAN?
HOW
IS HE?
HE'S
INFURIATING. I'M
BLAMING THE
MORPHINE.
YOU
GAVE US A
SCARE.
Da
IT'S NOT
THE MORPHINE. I'VE
TRAINED TO FUNCTION
NORMALLY THROUGH
PAINKILLERS.
OF
COURSE YOU
HAVE.
7
I'M
OKAY
REALLY,
CLARK
I'M
OKAY.
wonderstrevors:

Gif, Scare, and Superman: GO

SNEAKING THROUGH
WINDOWS IN THE DEAD OF
NIGHT, CLARK?
DICK?
IT DOESN'T
SUIT YOU.
SUPERMAN?
HOW
IS HE?
HE'S
INFURIATING. I'M
BLAMING THE
MORPHINE.
YOU
GAVE US A
SCARE.
Da
IT'S NOT
THE MORPHINE. I'VE
TRAINED TO FUNCTION
NORMALLY THROUGH
PAINKILLERS.
OF
COURSE YOU
HAVE.
7
I'M
OKAY
REALLY,
CLARK
I'M
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Dank, Jesus, and Cyanide and Happiness: HOWDY! I'M JESUS CHRIST AND I'M BACK FROM THE DEAD! DOO DE DO00! Cyanide and Happiness Explosm.net Read more comics like this at http://explosm.net/comics/3125/

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CHRIST AND I'M BACK
FROM THE DEAD!
DOO DE DO00!
Cyanide and Happiness
Explosm.net
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CHRIST AND I'M BACK
FROM THE DEAD!
DOO DE DO00!
Cyanide and Happiness
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Fuck You, Stephen, and Fuck: Fuck you, Stephen King. >< Like Comment Share 6 hours ago Stephen King Well, fuck you too, kid. 47 minutes ago Like 19,000,000,000,000 Write a comment... madness-and-gods: sickslickman There's not even 19 billion people on the planet. Meaning 12 billion people came back from the dead to like that post. That's the kind of power Stephen King has. Reblogging again for the comment Infinity power

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Beer, Dad, and Parents: Verizon 5:46 PM Discussion TShare 3.0k 11.8k BEST COMMENTS thisisFalafel 14h One day after sending my gf home after our date, my car ran into some major engine trouble not far from her place. Smoke coming out from under the hood kind of trouble. It was quite late already and no mechanic I know is going to take the call, so I called her and asked if I could stay the night. Her dad showed up on his bike to pick me up. The next morning I awoke to my car at her doorstep. Her dad had went back to where my car broke down on the side of a highway, in the dead of night, and worked through till dawn to get it fixed. I think I may have just gotten her parents' approval. Reply 5.1k PresidentBeast 6h That is really cool of the dad. You are now required to buy him a case of beer amd listen to his dad jokes forever Add a comment Parents’ Approval

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thisisFalafel 14h
One day after sending my gf home after our date,
my car ran into some major engine trouble not far
from her place. Smoke coming out from under
the hood kind of trouble. It was
quite late already
and no mechanic I know is going to take the call,
so I called her and asked if I could stay the night.
Her dad showed up on his bike to pick me up.
The next morning I awoke to my car at her
doorstep. Her dad had went back to where my car
broke down on the side of a highway, in the dead
of night, and worked through till dawn to get it
fixed.
I think I may have just gotten her parents'
approval.
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That is really cool of the dad. You are now
required to buy him a case of beer amd listen
to his dad jokes forever
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thisisFalafel 14h
One day after sending my gf home after our date,
my car ran into some major engine trouble not far
from her place. Smoke coming out from under
the hood kind of trouble. It was
quite late already
and no mechanic I know is going to take the call,
so I called her and asked if I could stay the night.
Her dad showed up on his bike to pick me up.
The next morning I awoke to my car at her
doorstep. Her dad had went back to where my car
broke down on the side of a highway, in the dead
of night, and worked through till dawn to get it
fixed.
I think I may have just gotten her parents'
approval.
Reply
5.1k
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Fire, Life, and Rey: FPS Players: This HUD sucks. It blocks my view. MMO Players: Group 3 Lasttegame eurrs Trial of the Crusader Peariswallow M6pd Presgnce Concentrationura Devotion Aura Ebon Champion Fel Intelligence V Fire Resistance VI Fire Resistance Aura V Herofc nce Lender of the Pae n prng Vill Moonin Aura Retribution Aura Vi Stonestn Strength of Earth VII Totem ofrath Tree of Life Windfury Totem Wrath of Air Totem Gift of the Wild IV lask of Lndiless Rage 56:33 Prayer of Spint Ill Prayer of fortitude IV 55:4S Well F Greate ther Portal CD Greate Infernal Eruptidn CD aresali 80 20 39977/39977 100% 85/100 as 18.0M/20.2M 89 % 4258/4258 25791/25791 100 % 00% 29% Bos 28/130 28 Demon ADility is not readly yet. Ability is rioteady yet. Abjlity is not ready ye Apackanu 80 rey 899 FO53 30791/30791 100 % 63 63/100 (Killing Machine) Frost Presence ready!] 898 919 27157/27157 100 % 26/100 58:05 26 55 44 Peariswauow 46.0 Jemantng I:50 Zi Chtir ef Pet 208 creates a Nether Potal 23650/23650 100% The Apocaleir T:16 19824/24786 79 % Lord Jaraxxus Legion Flame CD 10.7 4Z0306biterate) 2721 (4dor fretit02 resisted) 4617(Frost Strike) (379 resiste 2730(Frost Strike) resisted)ook t985lawTh Ret 498 174(Clancing) Pet 4433 Pet 484 Miss (292) n3 bi9:31 508 SO26784/26784 100% 1/100 Mky Cham r he Dead Gheula atsMinlne e of tre Nap anuse Co Biiu 31 Graup 4 Graup 5 DayeooX SaaditlusX 171.6k [100 %] 5715 Lroo A738 100% 00 100 o0s atrpt aly [78 % ) 1[75 % ) 12U.170 % 118.4k [68 % 109.7k [63%] 56.5k 132 %] Slayerckmy Antema v Corvan Omue kyu 7 00% o0% Auroralaity Lanierzlok 7Ftost. (2 100% 100 ou, 2 5560 Zhulllan Bravex ha ne T00 100% 100% 100% 100% Apackanuts 3606 MorionaX Redingle Fx. 2524 Anthlimas Rithum Lod llostthegame Viale Zor Frost) (I resisted) 89 100 OOR o0% o0 Kraydos 8hetanxstthouettes T00% for 306 Edas DPS Kdeptüla 1.Apackanuts 00% 1op% o0% op To0 laraxxus 89 Tor 216 Physical. 02 Army of the Dead Ghoul's melee swing hits Lord Jaraxxus for 208 Physical. 10881.1 TO0% 100 18033791/20220250] 125791/257911 2 Brayex 7256.2 424258 3. Mkyu 7051.2 4. Corvan 6853.1 Lord Jaraxxus 2 Demon Paladin Comba Boss 10 6131.8 5. Vlaie 19:01 Kdeptula:80] says: interrupt used 19:02 <Lord Jaraxxus Legion Flame on Omile 19:02] <Lord Jaraxxus Nether Power on Jaraxxus! Dispel Now! 19:021 Shoxane hes Incinerate Flesh! Heal her! 119:02| Lard Jaraxxus yells: FLESH FROM BONE! 19:02 Kdeptula:80] says: interrupt used 19:02 Lord Jaraxxus creates a Nether Portal! 19:02 Lard Jaraxxus yells: Come forth, sister! Your master calls! 19:02 Kdeptula:80] says: interrupt used 6. Sihouettes 7. Ulostthegame 5919.2 57S7.0 8. Slayerckm 5569.2 Pearlswallow 100% 9. Aurorafaith 5069.2 10. Davcook 4621.8 Deathweave Bag (F9) sno Soulbound 12 Slot Bag ItemLevel: 35 pulli OGM MOA TRIF... 4 56 MOunt (8) I miss Dead Space

Fire, Life, and Rey: FPS Players: This HUD sucks. It blocks my view.
MMO Players:
Group 3
Lasttegame
eurrs
Trial of the Crusader
Peariswallow
M6pd Presgnce
Concentrationura
Devotion Aura
Ebon Champion
Fel Intelligence V
Fire Resistance VI
Fire Resistance Aura V
Herofc nce
Lender of the Pae
n prng Vill
Moonin Aura
Retribution Aura Vi
Stonestn
Strength of Earth VII
Totem ofrath
Tree of Life
Windfury Totem
Wrath of Air Totem
Gift of the Wild IV
lask of Lndiless Rage 56:33
Prayer of Spint Ill
Prayer of fortitude IV 55:4S
Well F
Greate ther Portal CD
Greate Infernal Eruptidn CD
aresali
80
20 39977/39977 100%
85/100 as
18.0M/20.2M 89 %
4258/4258
25791/25791 100 %
00%
29%
Bos
28/130
28
Demon
ADility is not readly yet.
Ability is rioteady yet.
Abjlity is not ready ye
Apackanu
80
rey
899
FO53
30791/30791 100 %
63
63/100
(Killing Machine)
Frost Presence ready!]
898
919
27157/27157 100 %
26/100
58:05
26
55 44
Peariswauow
46.0
Jemantng
I:50
Zi Chtir ef
Pet 208
creates a Nether Potal
23650/23650 100%
The Apocaleir
T:16
19824/24786 79 %
Lord Jaraxxus
Legion Flame CD
10.7
4Z0306biterate)
2721 (4dor fretit02 resisted)
4617(Frost Strike) (379 resiste
2730(Frost Strike) resisted)ook
t985lawTh
Ret 498 174(Clancing)
Pet 4433
Pet 484
Miss (292) n3
bi9:31
508
SO26784/26784 100%
1/100
Mky Cham
r he Dead Gheula
atsMinlne
e of tre Nap anuse
Co Biiu
31
Graup 4
Graup 5
DayeooX
SaaditlusX
171.6k [100 %]
5715
Lroo
A738
100%
00
100
o0s
atrpt
aly
[78 % )
1[75 % )
12U.170 %
118.4k [68 %
109.7k [63%]
56.5k 132 %]
Slayerckmy
Antema v
Corvan
Omue
kyu
7
00% o0%
Auroralaity Lanierzlok 7Ftost. (2
100%
100
ou, 2
5560
Zhulllan
Bravex
ha ne
T00 100%
100%
100%
100%
Apackanuts
3606
MorionaX Redingle
Fx.
2524
Anthlimas
Rithum Lod
llostthegame
Viale
Zor Frost) (I resisted)
89 100 OOR o0% o0
Kraydos 8hetanxstthouettes
T00%
for 306
Edas
DPS
Kdeptüla
1.Apackanuts
00% 1op% o0% op To0 laraxxus 89
Tor 216 Physical.
02 Army of the Dead Ghoul's melee swing hits Lord Jaraxxus
for 208 Physical.
10881.1
TO0%
100
18033791/20220250] 125791/257911
2 Brayex
7256.2
424258
3. Mkyu
7051.2
4. Corvan
6853.1
Lord Jaraxxus
2 Demon Paladin Comba Boss
10
6131.8
5. Vlaie
19:01 Kdeptula:80] says: interrupt used
19:02 <Lord Jaraxxus Legion Flame on Omile
19:02] <Lord Jaraxxus Nether Power on Jaraxxus! Dispel Now!
19:021 Shoxane hes Incinerate Flesh! Heal her!
119:02| Lard Jaraxxus yells: FLESH FROM BONE!
19:02 Kdeptula:80] says: interrupt used
19:02 Lord Jaraxxus creates a Nether Portal!
19:02 Lard Jaraxxus yells: Come forth, sister! Your master calls!
19:02 Kdeptula:80] says: interrupt used
6. Sihouettes
7. Ulostthegame
5919.2
57S7.0
8. Slayerckm
5569.2
Pearlswallow
100%
9. Aurorafaith
5069.2
10. Davcook
4621.8
Deathweave Bag (F9)
sno
Soulbound
12 Slot Bag
ItemLevel: 35
pulli OGM MOA TRIF...
4
56
MOunt
(8)
I miss Dead Space

Fire, Life, and Rey: FPS Players: This HUD sucks. It blocks my view.
MMO Players:
Group 3
Lasttegame
eurrs
Trial of the Crusader
Peariswallow
M6pd Presgnce
Concentrationura
Devotion Aura
Ebon Champion
Fel Intelligence V
Fire Resistance VI
Fire Resistance Aura V
Herofc nce
Lender of the Pae
n prng Vill
Moonin Aura
Retribution Aura Vi
Stonestn
Strength of Earth VII
Totem ofrath
Tree of Life
Windfury Totem
Wrath of Air Totem
Gift of the Wild IV
lask of Lndiless Rage 56:33
Prayer of Spint Ill
Prayer of fortitude IV 55:4S
Well F
Greate ther Portal CD
Greate Infernal Eruptidn CD
aresali
80
20 39977/39977 100%
85/100 as
18.0M/20.2M 89 %
4258/4258
25791/25791 100 %
00%
29%
Bos
28/130
28
Demon
ADility is not readly yet.
Ability is rioteady yet.
Abjlity is not ready ye
Apackanu
80
rey
899
FO53
30791/30791 100 %
63
63/100
(Killing Machine)
Frost Presence ready!]
898
919
27157/27157 100 %
26/100
58:05
26
55 44
Peariswauow
46.0
Jemantng
I:50
Zi Chtir ef
Pet 208
creates a Nether Potal
23650/23650 100%
The Apocaleir
T:16
19824/24786 79 %
Lord Jaraxxus
Legion Flame CD
10.7
4Z0306biterate)
2721 (4dor fretit02 resisted)
4617(Frost Strike) (379 resiste
2730(Frost Strike) resisted)ook
t985lawTh
Ret 498 174(Clancing)
Pet 4433
Pet 484
Miss (292) n3
bi9:31
508
SO26784/26784 100%
1/100
Mky Cham
r he Dead Gheula
atsMinlne
e of tre Nap anuse
Co Biiu
31
Graup 4
Graup 5
DayeooX
SaaditlusX
171.6k [100 %]
5715
Lroo
A738
100%
00
100
o0s
atrpt
aly
[78 % )
1[75 % )
12U.170 %
118.4k [68 %
109.7k [63%]
56.5k 132 %]
Slayerckmy
Antema v
Corvan
Omue
kyu
7
00% o0%
Auroralaity Lanierzlok 7Ftost. (2
100%
100
ou, 2
5560
Zhulllan
Bravex
ha ne
T00 100%
100%
100%
100%
Apackanuts
3606
MorionaX Redingle
Fx.
2524
Anthlimas
Rithum Lod
llostthegame
Viale
Zor Frost) (I resisted)
89 100 OOR o0% o0
Kraydos 8hetanxstthouettes
T00%
for 306
Edas
DPS
Kdeptüla
1.Apackanuts
00% 1op% o0% op To0 laraxxus 89
Tor 216 Physical.
02 Army of the Dead Ghoul's melee swing hits Lord Jaraxxus
for 208 Physical.
10881.1
TO0%
100
18033791/20220250] 125791/257911
2 Brayex
7256.2
424258
3. Mkyu
7051.2
4. Corvan
6853.1
Lord Jaraxxus
2 Demon Paladin Comba Boss
10
6131.8
5. Vlaie
19:01 Kdeptula:80] says: interrupt used
19:02 <Lord Jaraxxus Legion Flame on Omile
19:02] <Lord Jaraxxus Nether Power on Jaraxxus! Dispel Now!
19:021 Shoxane hes Incinerate Flesh! Heal her!
119:02| Lard Jaraxxus yells: FLESH FROM BONE!
19:02 Kdeptula:80] says: interrupt used
19:02 Lord Jaraxxus creates a Nether Portal!
19:02 Lard Jaraxxus yells: Come forth, sister! Your master calls!
19:02 Kdeptula:80] says: interrupt used
6. Sihouettes
7. Ulostthegame
5919.2
57S7.0
8. Slayerckm
5569.2
Pearlswallow
100%
9. Aurorafaith
5069.2
10. Davcook
4621.8
Deathweave Bag (F9)
sno
Soulbound
12 Slot Bag
ItemLevel: 35
pulli OGM MOA TRIF...
4
56
MOunt
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Ass, Birthday, and Comfortable: Excuse generator Use your birthday to generate an excuse January February March April May June 16 I don't give a shit 17 I was drunk I'm sorry I'm soooo sorry Honestly... You know what? 1 I didn't feel like it 2 forgot 3 I rewatched GBBO 18 It was far too boring 19 I just found out l'm a ghost instead 4 I watched porn instead 20 My dong was too itchy 5 I do what I want Hey, fuck you buddy Don't look at me like that It won't happen again, but 21 I spent the night learning to 6 *points at crotch* 7 I have diarrhoea riverdance 22 It's none of your concern! ul 8 My fucking dog ate it 23 Your expectations are too high 9 Homework is for dicks 24 You're not the boss of me 10 It's none of your August Look me in the eye September You know why, Bob?! October For the last time November think you know December You wanna know why 25 I am filled with existential angst 26 I'm too cool for this shit. business. 11 I've been thinking a lot 27 My STls are acting up 28 My bed is too comfortable 29 Why don't you ask your mum about Brexit I didn't do your stupid 12 Yolo. Yolo 13 I'm not a dork 14 Shut up, that's why. 15 l have a life why I didn't do it? SM.S 30 It would have been shit anyway. 31 I didn't feel like doing something STUDENT MONEY SAVER dumb today imstuckathome12: xxxxarachnidsgripxxxx: green-cryptid: mystical-blue-jellyfish: wanderinglilweirdo: tiggyloo: cutie-quinn: sky-uppercunt: ryannandreww: edgarahoe: apathbetweenthestars: dontkillbirds: brutusfeels: doodle-dumpingground: madd-of-the-dead: the-regeneratin-degenerate: foxrat: “it wont happen again, but your expectations are too high” what kind of morbid ass shit is that “I think you know I was drunk” daaamn that’s so accurate to me “It wont happen again bit it would have been shit anyways” this is a bullshit excuse that I would def use “Look me in the eyes… I am filled with existential angst”Now I don’t use excuses often, but this is one of the greatest things I have ever heard XD Hey fuck you buddy I’m filled with existential angst is a goodun Hey don’t look at me like that, I just found out I’m a ghost! Don’t look at me like that. My bed is too comfortable. “You know what? I have diarrhea.” “Honestly…it’s none of your business “ For the last time i watched GBBO instead Oh gosh, august 4th I think I win with “for the last time, I don’t give a shit” “You know why, Bob? Shut up, that’s why!” …..i love it “I’m soooo sorry. I was drunk.” The first part seems fitting though. But I never was drunk, never drank alcohol. And I will never drink it. hey fuck you buddy it would have been shit anyways im sooo sorry. Shut up that’s why. Im sooo sorry im filled with existential angst “You know what? I have a life.” So savage, damn-

Ass, Birthday, and Comfortable: Excuse generator
Use your birthday to generate an excuse
January
February
March
April
May
June
16 I don't give a shit
17 I was drunk
I'm sorry
I'm soooo sorry
Honestly...
You know what?
1 I didn't feel like it
2 forgot
3 I rewatched GBBO
18 It was far too boring
19 I just found out l'm a ghost
instead
4 I watched porn instead 20 My dong was too itchy
5 I do what I want
Hey, fuck you buddy
Don't look at me like
that
It won't happen again,
but
21 I spent the night learning to
6 *points at crotch*
7 I have diarrhoea
riverdance
22 It's none of your concern!
ul
8 My fucking dog ate it 23 Your expectations are too high
9 Homework is for dicks 24 You're not the boss of me
10 It's none of your
August Look me in the eye
September You know why, Bob?!
October For the last time
November think you know
December You wanna know why
25 I am filled with existential angst
26 I'm too cool for this shit.
business.
11 I've been thinking a lot 27 My STls are acting up
28 My bed is too comfortable
29 Why don't you ask your mum
about Brexit
I didn't do your stupid
12 Yolo. Yolo
13 I'm not a dork
14 Shut up, that's why.
15 l have a life
why I didn't do it?
SM.S
30 It would have been shit anyway.
31 I didn't feel like doing something
STUDENT MONEY SAVER
dumb today
imstuckathome12:

xxxxarachnidsgripxxxx:

green-cryptid:

mystical-blue-jellyfish:
wanderinglilweirdo:

tiggyloo:

cutie-quinn:

sky-uppercunt:

ryannandreww:

edgarahoe:

apathbetweenthestars:

dontkillbirds:

brutusfeels:

doodle-dumpingground:

madd-of-the-dead:

the-regeneratin-degenerate:

foxrat:
“it wont happen again, but your expectations are too high” what kind of morbid ass shit is that

“I think you know I was drunk” daaamn that’s so accurate to me

“It wont happen again bit it would have been shit anyways” this is a bullshit excuse that I would def use

“Look me in the eyes… I am filled with existential angst”Now I don’t use excuses often, but this is one of the greatest things I have ever heard XD

Hey fuck you buddy I’m filled with existential angst is a goodun

Hey don’t look at me like that, I just found out I’m a ghost!

Don’t look at me like that. My bed is too comfortable.

“You know what? I have diarrhea.”

“Honestly…it’s none of your business “

For the last time i watched GBBO instead

Oh gosh, august 4th

I think I win with “for the last time, I don’t give a shit”

“You know why, Bob? Shut up, that’s why!”
…..i love it

“I’m soooo sorry. I was drunk.”
The first part seems fitting though. But I never was drunk, never drank alcohol. And I will never drink it.

hey fuck you buddy it would have been shit anyways

im sooo sorry. Shut up that’s why.

Im sooo sorry im filled with existential angst

“You know what? I have a life.” So savage, damn-

Ass, Birthday, and Comfortable: Excuse generator
Use your birthday to generate an excuse
January
February
March
April
May
June
16 I don't give a shit
17 I was drunk
I'm sorry
I'm soooo sorry
Honestly...
You know what?
1 I didn't feel like it
2 forgot
3 I rewatched GBBO
18 It was far too boring
19 I just found out l'm a ghost
instead
4 I watched porn instead 20 My dong was too itchy
5 I do what I want
Hey, fuck you buddy
Don't look at me like
that
It won't happen again,
but
21 I spent the night learning to
6 *points at crotch*
7 I have diarrhoea
riverdance
22 It's none of your concern!
ul
8 My fucking dog ate it 23 Your expectations are too high
9 Homework is for dicks 24 You're not the boss of me
10 It's none of your
August Look me in the eye
September You know why, Bob?!
October For the last time
November think you know
December You wanna know why
25 I am filled with existential angst
26 I'm too cool for this shit.
business.
11 I've been thinking a lot 27 My STls are acting up
28 My bed is too comfortable
29 Why don't you ask your mum
about Brexit
I didn't do your stupid
12 Yolo. Yolo
13 I'm not a dork
14 Shut up, that's why.
15 l have a life
why I didn't do it?
SM.S
30 It would have been shit anyway.
31 I didn't feel like doing something
STUDENT MONEY SAVER
dumb today
imstuckathome12:

xxxxarachnidsgripxxxx:

green-cryptid:

mystical-blue-jellyfish:
wanderinglilweirdo:

tiggyloo:

cutie-quinn:

sky-uppercunt:

ryannandreww:

edgarahoe:

apathbetweenthestars:

dontkillbirds:

brutusfeels:

doodle-dumpingground:

madd-of-the-dead:

the-regeneratin-degenerate:

foxrat:
“it wont happen again, but your expectations are too high” what kind of morbid ass shit is that

“I think you know I was drunk” daaamn that’s so accurate to me

“It wont happen again bit it would have been shit anyways” this is a bullshit excuse that I would def use

“Look me in the eyes… I am filled with existential angst”Now I don’t use excuses often, but this is one of the greatest things I have ever heard XD

Hey fuck you buddy I’m filled with existential angst is a goodun

Hey don’t look at me like that, I just found out I’m a ghost!

Don’t look at me like that. My bed is too comfortable.

“You know what? I have diarrhea.”

“Honestly…it’s none of your business “

For the last time i watched GBBO instead

Oh gosh, august 4th

I think I win with “for the last time, I don’t give a shit”

“You know why, Bob? Shut up, that’s why!”
…..i love it

“I’m soooo sorry. I was drunk.”
The first part seems fitting though. But I never was drunk, never drank alcohol. And I will never drink it.

hey fuck you buddy it would have been shit anyways

im sooo sorry. Shut up that’s why.

Im sooo sorry im filled with existential angst

“You know what? I have a life.” So savage, damn-

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Children, Memes, and Ebola: The Ebola virus wiped out every mother from the village of Joeblow, Liberia. The women died because they were the ones expected to care for the sick and bury the dead, which left the village's orphaned children to take care of each other. SUSPECT https://t.co/pcrqXVRPfG

Children, Memes, and Ebola: The Ebola virus wiped out every
mother from the village of Joeblow,
Liberia. The women died because
they were the ones expected
to care for the sick and bury
the dead, which left the village's
orphaned children to take care
of each other.
SUSPECT
https://t.co/pcrqXVRPfG

Children, Memes, and Ebola: The Ebola virus wiped out every
mother from the village of Joeblow,
Liberia. The women died because
they were the ones expected
to care for the sick and bury
the dead, which left the village's
orphaned children to take care
of each other.
SUSPECT
https://t.co/pcrqXVRPfG

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Journey, Life, and Love: VHS FROM THE CREATORS O BROUGHT YOU MY BULLETS YOU BROUGHT ME YOUR LOVE THE STORY OF A MAN, A WOMAN, AND THE CORPSES OF A THOUSAND EVIL MEN HI-FI I'M COMING BACK FROM THE DEAD.. AND I'LL TAKE YOU HOME WITH ME When his soulmate is murdered in cold blood, e man strikes a deal with tha devil in order to bring her back home. In exchange for the life of his beloved, the devil asks the man to embark on a journey on the path of perdition to reap the souls of a thousand evil men... But the devil is deceitful, and the man's task might prove to be more horrifying than he could ever imagine. A harrowing pseudo-conceptuai horror love story, THREE CHEERS FOR SWEET REVENGE is an incredible independent film grown to ba a cult classic. 7.28 THREE CHEERS OR SWEET REVENGE 18 STARRING GERARD WAY MIKEY WAY- RAY TORO FRANK IERO MATT PELISSIER SCORE 8T MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE PRDDUCEO B HOWARD BENSON DIRCTED BT THE OWNER OF THIS BLOG AND LITERALLY ANYONE ELSE Suitable only for persons of 18 years and over. Not to be supplied to any person below that age. 18 0 9362-486.1 THREE CHEERS FOR SWEET REVENGE kerosenering: found this in my basement

Journey, Life, and Love: VHS
FROM THE CREATORS O
BROUGHT YOU MY BULLETS
YOU BROUGHT ME YOUR LOVE
THE STORY OF A MAN,
A WOMAN, AND THE CORPSES
OF A THOUSAND EVIL MEN
HI-FI
I'M COMING BACK FROM THE DEAD..
AND I'LL TAKE YOU HOME WITH ME
When his soulmate is murdered in cold blood, e man strikes
a deal with tha devil in order to bring her back home.
In exchange for the life of his beloved, the devil asks the man
to embark on a journey on the path of perdition to reap the
souls of a thousand evil men... But the devil is deceitful, and
the man's task might prove to be more horrifying than he
could ever imagine. A harrowing pseudo-conceptuai horror
love story, THREE CHEERS FOR SWEET REVENGE is an
incredible independent film grown to ba a cult classic.
7.28
THREE CHEERS OR
SWEET REVENGE
18
STARRING GERARD WAY MIKEY WAY- RAY TORO FRANK IERO MATT PELISSIER
SCORE 8T MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE PRDDUCEO B HOWARD BENSON
DIRCTED BT THE OWNER OF THIS BLOG AND LITERALLY ANYONE ELSE
Suitable only for
persons of
18 years and over.
Not to be supplied
to any person
below that age.
18
0 9362-486.1
THREE CHEERS FOR
SWEET REVENGE
kerosenering:
found this in my basement

Journey, Life, and Love: VHS
FROM THE CREATORS O
BROUGHT YOU MY BULLETS
YOU BROUGHT ME YOUR LOVE
THE STORY OF A MAN,
A WOMAN, AND THE CORPSES
OF A THOUSAND EVIL MEN
HI-FI
I'M COMING BACK FROM THE DEAD..
AND I'LL TAKE YOU HOME WITH ME
When his soulmate is murdered in cold blood, e man strikes
a deal with tha devil in order to bring her back home.
In exchange for the life of his beloved, the devil asks the man
to embark on a journey on the path of perdition to reap the
souls of a thousand evil men... But the devil is deceitful, and
the man's task might prove to be more horrifying than he
could ever imagine. A harrowing pseudo-conceptuai horror
love story, THREE CHEERS FOR SWEET REVENGE is an
incredible independent film grown to ba a cult classic.
7.28
THREE CHEERS OR
SWEET REVENGE
18
STARRING GERARD WAY MIKEY WAY- RAY TORO FRANK IERO MATT PELISSIER
SCORE 8T MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE PRDDUCEO B HOWARD BENSON
DIRCTED BT THE OWNER OF THIS BLOG AND LITERALLY ANYONE ELSE
Suitable only for
persons of
18 years and over.
Not to be supplied
to any person
below that age.
18
0 9362-486.1
THREE CHEERS FOR
SWEET REVENGE
kerosenering:
found this in my basement

kerosenering: found this in my basement

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God, Joe, and Sunny: OH GOD! THEYRE TRYING TO WHAT ARE THEY JOE?! GET IN. WHAT ARE THE Y?! THE DEAD The 2014 Max Garcia SUNNY STREET PICKLES Fully pickled

God, Joe, and Sunny: OH GOD!
THEYRE
TRYING TO
WHAT ARE
THEY JOE?!
GET IN.
WHAT ARE
THE Y?!
THE
DEAD
The
2014 Max Garcia
SUNNY STREET
PICKLES
Fully pickled

God, Joe, and Sunny: OH GOD!
THEYRE
TRYING TO
WHAT ARE
THEY JOE?!
GET IN.
WHAT ARE
THE Y?!
THE
DEAD
The
2014 Max Garcia
SUNNY STREET
PICKLES
Fully pickled

Fully pickled

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Memes, Roommate, and The Voice: YES, I CAN HEAR THE DEAD I HEARD YOU CAN SPEAKING TO ME NOW! SPEAK TO THE DEAD WHAT? MY ROOMMATE THE VOICE I HEAR... IT'S YOUR ROOMMATE.. IS DEAD? не, АFFНOLE! YOU LEFT THE OVEN ON! Cyanide and Happiness Explosm.net random memes starting from July 2018 that are taking up 12 gigs on my computer #5

Memes, Roommate, and The Voice: YES, I CAN HEAR THE DEAD
I HEARD YOU CAN
SPEAKING TO ME NOW!
SPEAK TO THE DEAD
WHAT? MY ROOMMATE
THE VOICE I HEAR...
IT'S YOUR ROOMMATE..
IS DEAD?
не, АFFНOLE! YOU
LEFT THE OVEN ON!
Cyanide and Happiness Explosm.net
random memes starting from July 2018 that are taking up 12 gigs on my computer #5

Memes, Roommate, and The Voice: YES, I CAN HEAR THE DEAD
I HEARD YOU CAN
SPEAKING TO ME NOW!
SPEAK TO THE DEAD
WHAT? MY ROOMMATE
THE VOICE I HEAR...
IT'S YOUR ROOMMATE..
IS DEAD?
не, АFFНOLE! YOU
LEFT THE OVEN ON!
Cyanide and Happiness Explosm.net
random memes starting from July 2018 that are taking up 12 gigs on my computer #5

random memes starting from July 2018 that are taking up 12 gigs on my computer #5

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Roommate, The Voice, and Cyanide and Happiness: YES, I CAN HEAR THE DEAD I HEARD YOU CAN SPEAK TO THE DEAD SPEAKING TO ME NOW! WHAT? MY ROOMMATE THE VOICE I HEAR... IS DEAD? IT'S YOUR ROOMMATE... HEY ASHOLE! YOU LEFT THE OVEN ON! Cyanide and Happiness Explosm.net Oooooooops …

Roommate, The Voice, and Cyanide and Happiness: YES, I CAN HEAR THE DEAD
I HEARD YOU CAN
SPEAK TO THE DEAD
SPEAKING TO ME NOW!
WHAT? MY ROOMMATE
THE VOICE I HEAR...
IS DEAD?
IT'S YOUR ROOMMATE...
HEY ASHOLE! YOU
LEFT THE OVEN ON!
Cyanide and Happiness Explosm.net
Oooooooops …

Roommate, The Voice, and Cyanide and Happiness: YES, I CAN HEAR THE DEAD
I HEARD YOU CAN
SPEAK TO THE DEAD
SPEAKING TO ME NOW!
WHAT? MY ROOMMATE
THE VOICE I HEAR...
IS DEAD?
IT'S YOUR ROOMMATE...
HEY ASHOLE! YOU
LEFT THE OVEN ON!
Cyanide and Happiness Explosm.net
Oooooooops …

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Naruto, Running, and All The: WHEN THE AREA 51GUARDS SHOOT DOWN ALL THE NARUTO RUNNERS WHEN ALL THE DEAD BODYS TURN INTOA BLOCKOF WOOD AND THE GUARDS SEE THEM RUNNING TOWARDS THEM AGAIN imgiup.com Area 51 Guards vs Naruto Runners

Naruto, Running, and All The: WHEN THE AREA
51GUARDS
SHOOT DOWN ALL
THE NARUTO RUNNERS
WHEN ALL THE
DEAD BODYS TURN
INTOA BLOCKOF
WOOD AND THE GUARDS
SEE THEM RUNNING
TOWARDS THEM AGAIN
imgiup.com
Area 51 Guards vs Naruto Runners

Naruto, Running, and All The: WHEN THE AREA
51GUARDS
SHOOT DOWN ALL
THE NARUTO RUNNERS
WHEN ALL THE
DEAD BODYS TURN
INTOA BLOCKOF
WOOD AND THE GUARDS
SEE THEM RUNNING
TOWARDS THEM AGAIN
imgiup.com
Area 51 Guards vs Naruto Runners

Area 51 Guards vs Naruto Runners

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Game, Tupperware, and MeIRL: cemetery hag @sistersleaze the eldest child I nanny (she's 5) has a game where she sits us all in a circle and gives us each a coin with a sticker on one. anyways if we flip our coin and it lands sticker-side-up we have to touch the dead bee she keeps under her bed in a tupperware. meirl

Game, Tupperware, and MeIRL: cemetery hag
@sistersleaze
the eldest child I nanny (she's 5)
has a game where she sits us all
in a circle and gives us each a
coin with a sticker on one.
anyways if we flip our coin and it
lands sticker-side-up we have to
touch the dead bee she keeps
under her bed in a tupperware.
meirl

Game, Tupperware, and MeIRL: cemetery hag
@sistersleaze
the eldest child I nanny (she's 5)
has a game where she sits us all
in a circle and gives us each a
coin with a sticker on one.
anyways if we flip our coin and it
lands sticker-side-up we have to
touch the dead bee she keeps
under her bed in a tupperware.
meirl

meirl

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Dank, Memes, and Target: cemetery hag @sistersleaze the eldest child I nanny (she's 5) has a game where she sits us all in a circle and gives us each a coin with a sticker on one. anyways if we flip our coin and it lands sticker-side-up we have to touch the dead bee she keeps under her bed in a tupperware. meirl by chinacatsunflower_ MORE MEMES

Dank, Memes, and Target: cemetery hag
@sistersleaze
the eldest child I nanny (she's 5)
has a game where she sits us all
in a circle and gives us each a
coin with a sticker on one.
anyways if we flip our coin and it
lands sticker-side-up we have to
touch the dead bee she keeps
under her bed in a tupperware.
meirl by chinacatsunflower_
MORE MEMES

Dank, Memes, and Target: cemetery hag
@sistersleaze
the eldest child I nanny (she's 5)
has a game where she sits us all
in a circle and gives us each a
coin with a sticker on one.
anyways if we flip our coin and it
lands sticker-side-up we have to
touch the dead bee she keeps
under her bed in a tupperware.
meirl by chinacatsunflower_
MORE MEMES

meirl by chinacatsunflower_ MORE MEMES

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Squad, Tumblr, and Aesthetic: DRAWBAUCHERY DOODLIN-DOODS doodlin-doods: the-clod-squad: *rises from the dead* i kept giggling while coloring him because amedot (doodlin-doods) !!!!! soft boy….soft amedot aesthetic….very good im so glad tumblr didnt fuck up the quality enough to hide the scales i added

Squad, Tumblr, and Aesthetic: DRAWBAUCHERY
DOODLIN-DOODS
doodlin-doods:

the-clod-squad:

*rises from the dead*
i kept giggling while coloring him because amedot
(doodlin-doods)

!!!!! soft boy….soft amedot aesthetic….very good

im so glad tumblr didnt fuck up the quality enough to hide the scales i added

Squad, Tumblr, and Aesthetic: DRAWBAUCHERY
DOODLIN-DOODS
doodlin-doods:

the-clod-squad:

*rises from the dead*
i kept giggling while coloring him because amedot
(doodlin-doods)

!!!!! soft boy….soft amedot aesthetic….very good

im so glad tumblr didnt fuck up the quality enough to hide the scales i added

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Memes, Trash, and Baby: To be clear: If you vote yes, I’ll show you the finger (and the Quato-like baby nail growing in its place), not the dead nail, that’s already in the trash @K_bowes https://t.co/NZ4vQE4m5i https://t.co/mbRUcUZMIx

Memes, Trash, and Baby: To be clear:
If you vote yes, I’ll show you the finger (and the Quato-like baby nail growing in its place), not the dead nail, that’s already in the trash @K_bowes https://t.co/NZ4vQE4m5i https://t.co/mbRUcUZMIx

Memes, Trash, and Baby: To be clear:
If you vote yes, I’ll show you the finger (and the Quato-like baby nail growing in its place), not the dead nail, that’s already in the trash @K_bowes https://t.co/NZ4vQE4m5i https://t.co/mbRUcUZMIx

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Bruh, Dude, and Genius: A. W @alexaanaliz My cousin works @Stanford hospital. She said some dude got fired bc he left a dead body unattended. Bruh didn't wanna go in the elevator w the dead body. So he put the body in the elevator & ran down the stairs HAHAHA Genius. (@alexaanaliz)

Bruh, Dude, and Genius: A. W
@alexaanaliz
My cousin works @Stanford hospital.
She said some dude got fired bc he
left a dead body unattended. Bruh
didn't wanna go in the elevator w the
dead body. So he put the body in the
elevator & ran down the stairs
HAHAHA
Genius. (@alexaanaliz)

Bruh, Dude, and Genius: A. W
@alexaanaliz
My cousin works @Stanford hospital.
She said some dude got fired bc he
left a dead body unattended. Bruh
didn't wanna go in the elevator w the
dead body. So he put the body in the
elevator & ran down the stairs
HAHAHA
Genius. (@alexaanaliz)

Genius. (@alexaanaliz)

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Dank, God, and Memes: Zeus: god of the sky and thunder Hades:God of the Dead and King of the Underworld Poseidon: n Seg Water he luves his watur by Knugsters MORE MEMES

Dank, God, and Memes: Zeus: god of the sky and thunder
Hades:God of the Dead and King of the Underworld
Poseidon:
n Seg
Water
he luves his watur by Knugsters
MORE MEMES

Dank, God, and Memes: Zeus: god of the sky and thunder
Hades:God of the Dead and King of the Underworld
Poseidon:
n Seg
Water
he luves his watur by Knugsters
MORE MEMES

he luves his watur by Knugsters MORE MEMES

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Gif, Journey, and Lazy: thedarkchimera: @beatasticband tagged me for a gif and @lafemmedemon and @misshammett for a selfie! (I think other people have tagged me but I’m too lazy to look, I’m so sorry. If you’ve ever tagged me for anything - I love you.)This week was busy but I’m not complaining. I’ve been sleeping like the dead lately.Tagging @thewolfclan @ashesofthepaleserpent @bloodofheroes @ethereal-valky @obsidian-night @volheimdallr @ghostof-nothing @lord-worms-shakespeare-class @bridgesinthesky @waldeinsamkeit-x @theashenone @blodbranddod @prideandperdition @orbi-the-lonely @misfit-on-a-journey @alan-frogger @atticgoth @cannabyss666 @type-ho-negative @solrift @calumari @spiritboundflesh @adreamofmirrors @aleksandroskaya @apollonlight @macabremusings @scarsoftheshatteredsky and whoever wants to! Or if you don’t feel like it, no worries. 3

Gif, Journey, and Lazy: thedarkchimera:

@beatasticband tagged me for a gif and @lafemmedemon and @misshammett for a selfie! (I think other people have tagged me but I’m too lazy to look, I’m so sorry. If you’ve ever tagged me for anything - I love you.)This week was busy but I’m not complaining. I’ve been sleeping like the dead lately.Tagging @thewolfclan @ashesofthepaleserpent @bloodofheroes @ethereal-valky @obsidian-night @volheimdallr @ghostof-nothing @lord-worms-shakespeare-class @bridgesinthesky @waldeinsamkeit-x @theashenone @blodbranddod @prideandperdition @orbi-the-lonely @misfit-on-a-journey @alan-frogger @atticgoth @cannabyss666 @type-ho-negative @solrift @calumari @spiritboundflesh @adreamofmirrors @aleksandroskaya @apollonlight @macabremusings @scarsoftheshatteredsky and whoever wants to! Or if you don’t feel like it, no worries. 3

Gif, Journey, and Lazy: thedarkchimera:

@beatasticband tagged me for a gif and @lafemmedemon and @misshammett for a selfie! (I think other people have tagged me but I’m too lazy to look, I’m so sorry. If you’ve ever tagged me for anything - I love you.)This week was busy but I’m not complaining. I’ve been sleeping like the dead lately.Tagging @thewolfclan @ashesofthepaleserpent @bloodofheroes @ethereal-valky @obsidian-night @volheimdallr @ghostof-nothing @lord-worms-shakespeare-class @bridgesinthesky @waldeinsamkeit-x @theashenone @blodbranddod @prideandperdition @orbi-the-lonely @misfit-on-a-journey @alan-frogger @atticgoth @cannabyss666 @type-ho-negative @solrift @calumari @spiritboundflesh @adreamofmirrors @aleksandroskaya @apollonlight @macabremusings @scarsoftheshatteredsky and whoever wants to! Or if you don’t feel like it, no worries. 3

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Iphone, Twitter, and Work: Lillian Orwah @LillianOrwah If you knew how quickly people forget their sacked colleagues at work and the dead, you will stop living to impress anybody. 10:26 27/06/2019 Twitter for iPhone 2,776 Retweets 6,053 Likes Outta sight outta mind

Iphone, Twitter, and Work: Lillian Orwah
@LillianOrwah
If you knew how quickly people forget
their sacked colleagues at work and
the dead, you will stop living to
impress anybody.
10:26 27/06/2019 Twitter for iPhone
2,776 Retweets 6,053 Likes
Outta sight outta mind

Iphone, Twitter, and Work: Lillian Orwah
@LillianOrwah
If you knew how quickly people forget
their sacked colleagues at work and
the dead, you will stop living to
impress anybody.
10:26 27/06/2019 Twitter for iPhone
2,776 Retweets 6,053 Likes
Outta sight outta mind

Outta sight outta mind

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Tumblr, Blog, and Http: garynumanscar:All dead… all rotten. Elves and men and orcses. A great battle, long ago. The Dead Marshes… yes, that is their name

Tumblr, Blog, and Http: garynumanscar:All dead… all rotten. Elves and men and orcses. A great battle, long ago. The Dead Marshes… yes, that is their name

Tumblr, Blog, and Http: garynumanscar:All dead… all rotten. Elves and men and orcses. A great battle, long ago. The Dead Marshes… yes, that is their name

garynumanscar:All dead… all rotten. Elves and men and orcses. A great battle, long ago. The Dead Marshes… yes, that is their name

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Game of Thrones, Living, and Race: The Living The Dead Murders babies Resurrects only a select few Adopts babies Resurrects everyone Everyone is equal Only vunerable to like 2 things Discriminates based on class and race Vunerable to basicaly everything Flays and tortures each other Heps each other @sarabgemer Ithink we were rooting for the wrong side

Game of Thrones, Living, and Race: The Living
The Dead
Murders babies
Resurrects only a select few
Adopts babies
Resurrects everyone
Everyone is equal
Only vunerable to like 2 things
Discriminates based on class and race
Vunerable to basicaly everything
Flays and tortures each other
Heps each other
@sarabgemer
Ithink we were rooting for the wrong side

Game of Thrones, Living, and Race: The Living
The Dead
Murders babies
Resurrects only a select few
Adopts babies
Resurrects everyone
Everyone is equal
Only vunerable to like 2 things
Discriminates based on class and race
Vunerable to basicaly everything
Flays and tortures each other
Heps each other
@sarabgemer
Ithink we were rooting for the wrong side

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Ignorant, No Escape, and Power: Sudan is suffering. We spend our usually do, days as we people not appreciating what they have and others developing an excessive desire for greed and for power, choosing to be ignorant to the fact that brothers and sisters are stuck our Stuck in a country with no escape, in a country where a six year old has become a victim of rape Ya Allah please protect them, let the missing people be found and let the dead rest easy in their graves knowing their families will be safe in their country.

Ignorant, No Escape, and Power: Sudan is suffering.
We spend our
usually do,
days
as we
people not appreciating
what they have
and others developing
an excessive
desire for greed and for power,
choosing to be ignorant
to the fact that
brothers and sisters are stuck
our
Stuck in a country with
no escape,
in a country where a six year old
has become a victim of rape
Ya Allah please protect them,
let the missing people be found
and let the dead rest easy
in their graves
knowing their families
will be safe in their country.

Ignorant, No Escape, and Power: Sudan is suffering.
We spend our
usually do,
days
as we
people not appreciating
what they have
and others developing
an excessive
desire for greed and for power,
choosing to be ignorant
to the fact that
brothers and sisters are stuck
our
Stuck in a country with
no escape,
in a country where a six year old
has become a victim of rape
Ya Allah please protect them,
let the missing people be found
and let the dead rest easy
in their graves
knowing their families
will be safe in their country.

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Af, Ass, and Big Dick: fleur-cannnon: afairlypudgycat: whiskeyworen: jaxblade: norseminuteman: red-faced-wolf: kasaron: bears-for-the-bear-god: the-goddamn-doomguy: captainsnoop: big dick energy Exactly the kind of response Doomguy should get when he walks into a room with other humans. This is genuinely beyond big dick energy It’s honestly Argent Phallus Energy (APE) Holy shit Everyone is talking about key-card guy, but my favorite is the dude who tries to hide behind his swivel chair. Babe, babe, No, Doomguy jumps dick first into hell portals on an hourly basis and pops berserker power ups like your mom pops xanax. That chair aint doin SHIT. Also I love how they don’t just seem to be afraid of the fact that the apex predator of the Legions of Armageddon just walked in. They are acting like they think he might attack them, because you know the UAC has waged a serious PR war against Doom-Chad while he’s been kicking ass on Mars/Hell. ALPHA AF!!! I just love the fact that DoomGuy spots the keycard on the dude’s lanyard, and instead of doing a vicious yank, or simply snapping it off the lanyard like he always does, he very, VERY carefully takes it, and slowly pulls the dude to the scanner, before letting him go.For a dude filled with eternal rage and seething violence, that was remarkably polite of him. It was almost his “…Excuse me. I require this. Pardon my reach.”Then that poor marine. “Hey YOU! You can’t… be… here…” DoomGuy just casually approaches, looks at him, looks at his gun, and then still remarkably politely, just takes it. Doesn’t wrench it away, or kill the guy, or anything violent. Just reaches out and retrieves it. Again, like “You are doing a fine job. That’s a fine weapon. Mind if I see it? *takes it and walks away*”It’s as if he’s being very, VERY careful not to harm normal humans (or whatever augmented humans those armored marines qualify as), saving his violence specifically for the Daemonic.Kinda supports my idea that DoomGuy isn’t neccessarily a bloodthirsty raging psycho. He’s a guy who has seen so much, done SO MUCH… that he’s calm. He’s so far beyond wrath at the demons that he’s entered a weird Calm and just LIVES there. Nothing shakes him of it. He doesn’t grunt, he doesn’t yell, he doesn’t scream, he just breathes and moves on. New demon? Well, it’ll bleed like the last. He doesn’t revel in combat, he just moves through it like walking through air; it’s a function of existence for him. Doomguy dissociating 100% of the time Within the first few minutes of Doom 2016 and throughout much of the remainder of the game it’s clear that Doomguy values human life A LOT. Humans are never his enemy, it’s the demons. He looks at the dead man in the elevator as Hayden says something along the lines of “I swear it was for the greater good.” Doomguy sees right in front of him it wasn’t, and I betcha right then Doomguy was against Hayden. Doomguy doesn’t take kindly to crimes against humanity, even if accidental.

Af, Ass, and Big Dick: fleur-cannnon:

afairlypudgycat:

whiskeyworen:

jaxblade:

norseminuteman:

red-faced-wolf:

kasaron:

bears-for-the-bear-god:

the-goddamn-doomguy:

captainsnoop:
big dick energy
Exactly the kind of response Doomguy should get when he walks into a room with other humans.

This is genuinely beyond big dick energy

It’s honestly Argent Phallus Energy (APE)

Holy shit

Everyone is talking about key-card guy, but my favorite is the dude who tries to hide behind his swivel chair. Babe, babe, No, Doomguy jumps dick first into hell portals on an hourly basis and pops berserker power ups like your mom pops xanax. That chair aint doin SHIT.
Also I love how they don’t just seem to be afraid of the fact that the apex predator of the Legions of Armageddon just walked in. They are acting like they think he might attack them, because you know the UAC has waged a serious PR war against Doom-Chad while he’s been kicking ass on Mars/Hell.

ALPHA AF!!!

I just love the fact that DoomGuy spots the keycard on the dude’s lanyard, and instead of doing a vicious yank, or simply snapping it off the lanyard like he always does, he very, VERY carefully takes it, and slowly pulls the dude to the scanner, before letting him go.For a dude filled with eternal rage and seething violence, that was remarkably polite of him. It was almost his “…Excuse me. I require this. Pardon my reach.”Then that poor marine. “Hey YOU! You can’t… be… here…” DoomGuy just casually approaches, looks at him, looks at his gun, and then still remarkably politely, just takes it. Doesn’t wrench it away, or kill the guy, or anything violent. Just reaches out and retrieves it. Again, like “You are doing a fine job. That’s a fine weapon. Mind if I see it? *takes it and walks away*”It’s as if he’s being very, VERY careful not to harm normal humans (or whatever augmented humans those armored marines qualify as), saving his violence specifically for the Daemonic.Kinda supports my idea that DoomGuy isn’t neccessarily a bloodthirsty raging psycho. He’s a guy who has seen so much, done SO MUCH… that he’s calm. He’s so far beyond wrath at the demons that he’s entered a weird Calm and just LIVES there. Nothing shakes him of it. He doesn’t grunt, he doesn’t yell, he doesn’t scream, he just breathes and moves on. New demon? Well, it’ll bleed like the last. He doesn’t revel in combat, he just moves through it like walking through air; it’s a function of existence for him.

Doomguy dissociating 100% of the time

Within the first few minutes of Doom 2016 and throughout much of the remainder of the game it’s clear that Doomguy values human life A LOT. Humans are never his enemy, it’s the demons. He looks at the dead man in the elevator as Hayden says something along the lines of “I swear it was for the greater good.” Doomguy sees right in front of him it wasn’t, and I betcha right then Doomguy was against Hayden. Doomguy doesn’t take kindly to crimes against humanity, even if accidental.

Af, Ass, and Big Dick: fleur-cannnon:

afairlypudgycat:

whiskeyworen:

jaxblade:

norseminuteman:

red-faced-wolf:

kasaron:

bears-for-the-bear-god:

the-goddamn-doomguy:

captainsnoop:
big dick energy
Exactly the kind of response Doomguy should get when he walks into a room with other humans.

This is genuinely beyond big dick energy

It’s honestly Argent Phallus Energy (APE)

Holy shit

Everyone is talking about key-card guy, but my favorite is the dude who tries to hide behind his swivel chair. Babe, babe, No, Doomguy jumps dick first into hell portals on an hourly basis and pops berserker power ups like your mom pops xanax. That chair aint doin SHIT.
Also I love how they don’t just seem to be afraid of the fact that the apex predator of the Legions of Armageddon just walked in. They are acting like they think he might attack them, because you know the UAC has waged a serious PR war against Doom-Chad while he’s been kicking ass on Mars/Hell.

ALPHA AF!!!

I just love the fact that DoomGuy spots the keycard on the dude’s lanyard, and instead of doing a vicious yank, or simply snapping it off the lanyard like he always does, he very, VERY carefully takes it, and slowly pulls the dude to the scanner, before letting him go.For a dude filled with eternal rage and seething violence, that was remarkably polite of him. It was almost his “…Excuse me. I require this. Pardon my reach.”Then that poor marine. “Hey YOU! You can’t… be… here…” DoomGuy just casually approaches, looks at him, looks at his gun, and then still remarkably politely, just takes it. Doesn’t wrench it away, or kill the guy, or anything violent. Just reaches out and retrieves it. Again, like “You are doing a fine job. That’s a fine weapon. Mind if I see it? *takes it and walks away*”It’s as if he’s being very, VERY careful not to harm normal humans (or whatever augmented humans those armored marines qualify as), saving his violence specifically for the Daemonic.Kinda supports my idea that DoomGuy isn’t neccessarily a bloodthirsty raging psycho. He’s a guy who has seen so much, done SO MUCH… that he’s calm. He’s so far beyond wrath at the demons that he’s entered a weird Calm and just LIVES there. Nothing shakes him of it. He doesn’t grunt, he doesn’t yell, he doesn’t scream, he just breathes and moves on. New demon? Well, it’ll bleed like the last. He doesn’t revel in combat, he just moves through it like walking through air; it’s a function of existence for him.

Doomguy dissociating 100% of the time

Within the first few minutes of Doom 2016 and throughout much of the remainder of the game it’s clear that Doomguy values human life A LOT. Humans are never his enemy, it’s the demons. He looks at the dead man in the elevator as Hayden says something along the lines of “I swear it was for the greater good.” Doomguy sees right in front of him it wasn’t, and I betcha right then Doomguy was against Hayden. Doomguy doesn’t take kindly to crimes against humanity, even if accidental.

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Anime, Life, and Game: animediscover @animediscover1 Anime that deserves another season Akame ga kill No game no life Highschool of the dead Akatsuki no yona HIP BERT P3ET ScenarioBON Claymore Skip beat

Anime, Life, and Game: animediscover
@animediscover1
Anime that deserves another
season
Akame ga kill
No game no life
Highschool of the dead
Akatsuki no yona
HIP BERT
P3ET
ScenarioBON
Claymore
Skip beat

Anime, Life, and Game: animediscover
@animediscover1
Anime that deserves another
season
Akame ga kill
No game no life
Highschool of the dead
Akatsuki no yona
HIP BERT
P3ET
ScenarioBON
Claymore
Skip beat

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Mortal Kombat, Tumblr, and Blog: A shao-kahn-bot: tiburion:I heard my beefcake husband is going to came back from the dead in the new mortal kombat, and more stylish than ever ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I rule this world!

Mortal Kombat, Tumblr, and Blog: A
shao-kahn-bot:

tiburion:I heard my beefcake husband is going to came back from the dead in the new mortal kombat, and more stylish than ever ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I rule this world!

Mortal Kombat, Tumblr, and Blog: A
shao-kahn-bot:

tiburion:I heard my beefcake husband is going to came back from the dead in the new mortal kombat, and more stylish than ever ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I rule this world!

shao-kahn-bot: tiburion:I heard my beefcake husband is going to came back from the dead in the new mortal kombat, and more stylish than eve...

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