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Memes, 🤖, and Deep: Watching my homies in the deep end.. I know better tho 😂😂

Watching my homies in the deep end.. I know better tho 😂😂

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Arguing, Drinking, and Love: AT&T LTE 8:54 PM (R 78% R. Messages Hot Stud MuffinDetails Ight go NO BOYS. NO DRINKING. NO BOYS. MO DRINKING. NO BOYS. NO DRINKING. please be smart alright. I know you will dang it but please be smart. This is really hard for me because l've always been a tremendously good person and have never gone to a party When I text you, you are to answer. The party is not and will not ever be more important than me. You better know what you are doing. Please don't do anything to ruin us. I know you won't but a reminder never hurt Around 9:30 text me when you'll be home. Have fun. I love you bunches. I don't know why l allow this but whatever go. NO BOYS. NO DRINKING. and I love you And you're calling me tonight and I'm getting every detail raincitykittyy: biscaynesugarxo: goldenpoc: soleil-moon-bye: lizardtitties: aswefollowthelights: rum: The reddest of all flags ladies and gentlemen YIIIIIIIIKESSSSSSSS If your boyfriend, girlfriend, or even just an overly protective friend says anything like this to you in response to you going out, please dump them immediately. They will argue with you, they will be hurt that you don’t appreciate how much they care, they will have some reason you make them act like that, they may even have a sob story about being cheated on or having trust issues that makes you feel sorry for them or guilty. Don’t listen to any of it, and walk away immediately. They will absolutely go off the deep end and try to get you back with apologies and threats to you or themselves. Do not listen to it, tell people what’s going on, and cut off all contact. This is not loving, caring behaviour, this is dangerous manipulation. DUMP HIM This is emotional abuse I like how he slipped in the “I’m a good person because I don’t go out” bit to make her feel like she’s already shitty for going out regardless of boys or drinking “The party is not and will never be more important than me” okkk…. it’s just a party?? They only last a few hours and then it’s over??
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Af, Bless Up, and Bruh: this cat has me mesmerized @DrSmashlove I see a lot of couples out here talmbout "let's have babies 😍." With that said imma give u smash's guide to having chirren, listen close. Having only one child: sensible. Smart. Usually when this happen, the mother or father is French. "I will ave a Bebe and we will eat cwasson and ike in zee Swiss Alp." Easy. Three amigos. Baby turn 18 - u back to being a couple. Y'all can have sex again. U feel me? Having two chirren: also sensible. Any car can fit y'all. Y'all could have a boy and a girl. It's just a nice all-American presidential size situation. Three chirren: whoa derr. U took it a lil far. Y'all had two - and knew that shit was sensible, but nah. Y'all got trigger happy. "How hard could a third be?" Hard AF dumbass 😂. Y'all go from one on one coverage to zone defense. Good luck with that. Four (or five) chirren: off the deep end. Y'all had three, SAW how hard that shit was, but said *DJ Khaled voice* ANOTHA ONE. Y'all lost control of the crib - now y'all just having a party - the whole house is a Cot damn party. People with four or five kids give very little fucks. The type where they house burn down and it's like "well at least we got each other 😍." Statistically, at least one child gon change her name to "Earthwind", run away, and live in a hippie commune lol. If u last thru four or five kids congrats with y'all dumb asses y'all love each other. Six chirren: Catholic AF. I see y'all. For some reason six or more work out good. I got hella Irish homies who are investment bankers, consultants, private equity guys - they was raised on the south side of Chicago in a tiny two bedroom home in Bridgeport with eight siblings and ALL they asses came out smart well adjusted happy well educated and content. For some reason Irish women can pop out eight kids or even 11 kids and be totally normal. That's why Irish girls get so wet bruh they lubricate them babies flyin out ☺️. Patty is good bruh she gon have a baby in her sleep, like a clown car full of Irish clowns ain't just come screaming out of her womb. U feel me? Six or more is like "I'm leaving my fate with the Lord now." So with that said, have either two, or have six or more. Bless up! 😂😂😂
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Baby, It's Cold Outside, Clothes, and Fall: tu therock The Rock spent his Labor Day saving a puppy from drowning. No big deal 🐶 Repost @therock ・・・ Here's a fun Labor Day weekend story... We just decided to add two new members to our Johnson family. Baby French Bulldogs. In my right hand is BRUTUS and in my left hand is HOBBS. Bring them home and immediately take them outside so they can start learning how to "handle their business and potty like big boys". I set them both down and they both take off in a full sprint and fall right into the deep end of our pool. HOBBS immediately starts doggy paddling while BRUTUS (like a brick) sink heads first to the bottom of the pool. I take off into a full sprint, fully clothed, dive in the pool, swim to the bottom, rescue my brick, I mean BRUTUS and bring him back to the edge of the pool. He was a little delirious.. took a moment, threw up all the water he swallowed and looked up at me as if to say, "Thank God you didn't have to give me mouth to mouth!" and then ran off to play with his brother. A few lessons I've learned today.. A) Not all puppies have the instinct to doggie paddle. B) Some puppies (like BRUTUS) will be so in shock by experiencing water they will sink extremely fast so react quick. C) While spiriting to save your puppies life, before you dive in, try and throw your cel phone to safety. Don't keep it in your pocket... like I did. BRUTUSLives HOBBSCanSwim MyCelPhonesDead AndNoMouthToMouthNeeded HappyLaborDay

The Rock spent his Labor Day saving a puppy from drowning. No big deal 🐶 Repost @therock ・・・ Here's a fun Labor Day weekend story... We just...

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