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Beyonce, Bitch, and Cheating: What girls really do when they go to the bathroom together Birds of a feather gone flock together. Every dude knows how annoying it is when you drop game on a girl but her friend be the Mutumbo of cock blocking. Girls move as a unit when it comes to their friends. Especially when going to the bathroom. Wanna bet? Take two female friends and put them on opposite ends of the world. Now let one of them go to the bathroom, when the other friend accepts her distress signal she goes as well. God be making people like that. I canโ€™t have homies who girls have they passcode. This is like having the codes to launch nuclear missels. Itโ€™s unsafe. My boy Abel was the light skin of light skins so you know his girl wore the pants in the relationship. Me and him on double dates with our ladies. Him and his girl stay fighting. โ€œIf you not cheating let me see them text messagesโ€. Boy silent like a mouse. She bonk gang that boy phone and went to the bathroom. Every girl in the restaurant stood up. I reached for my girl, another girl comes up to hold me back. This was a scene straight from iRobot. Every dude watched as all the girls crammed into the bathroom like a middle school fight. There was no one in the kitchen now. One dude went to knock on the door to check on his girl, there was no answer. He tried to poke his head in and caught a hit that sent him flying through the store front. That nigga dead now. I look and itโ€™s worse than what I expected. The single friend is behind all the. Itโ€™s always the ones built like Ursula that be Bitter and bitchy. She got all our girls in some kind of bitter bitch spell. Girls be the FBI agents we keep joking about. Within minutes they were able to find every text, convo, phone call and transaction made. Had all that on big screen like we at a football game. We went to trial in a McDonaldโ€™s. There had to be bias during the trial. Every girl there listened to Beyoncรฉ. We stood no chance. The jury found my nigga Abel guilty on 10 counts of cheating, polygamy, lying under oath, no ambition and Good dick. Whole squad guilty by association. That boy Abel serving 10 years in fuckboy purgatory. The system is constantly coming for black men. We all single now. Pray for Abel. He dropped the ball and hopefull

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Antidote, God, and Love: <p><a href="http://phantomemes.tumblr.com/post/166125434642/rp-sentence-starters-taken-from-rupi-kaurs-work" class="tumblr_blog">phantomemes</a>:</p><blockquote> <blockquote><p><small>rp sentence starters taken from <b>rupi kaurโ€™s</b> work , <b>the sun and her flowers</b>.</small></p></blockquote> <p><small>โ€œ my heart cracked inside my body. โ€<br/>โ€œ no one is coming in and no one is getting out. โ€<br/>โ€œ i deserved someone who was willing to stay.โ€<br/>โ€œ a dozen different thoughts tear through me each second. โ€<br/>โ€œ i envy the winds who still witness you. โ€<br/>โ€œ i could be anything in the world. โ€<br/>โ€œ but i wanted to be his. โ€<br/>โ€œ what does love look like? โ€<br/>โ€œ i realized how naive i have been. โ€<br/>โ€œ iโ€™m about to get up and walk right out the door. โ€<br/>โ€œ you cannot walk in and out of me like a revolving door. โ€<br/>โ€œ you took the sun with you when you left. โ€<br/>โ€œ when you plunged the knife into me you also began bleeding. โ€<br/>โ€œ you will suffer the way you make me suffer. โ€<br/>โ€œ i think my body knew you would not stay. โ€<br/>โ€œ your absence is a missing limb. โ€<br/>โ€œ it must be hard to live with what ifs. โ€<br/>โ€œ how did we live through it and how are we still living? โ€<br/>โ€œ i can tell when youโ€™re lying. โ€<br/>โ€œ the person i fell in love with was a mirage. โ€<br/>โ€œ i notice everything i do not have. โ€<br/>โ€œ i hardened under the last loss. โ€<br/>โ€œ all i dream is to soften. โ€<br/>โ€œ i barely feel like living. โ€<br/>โ€œ why are you so unkind to me? โ€<br/>โ€œ you are waiting for someone who is not coming back. โ€<br/>โ€œ i was the warmest place you knew. โ€<br/>โ€œ you turned me cold. โ€<br/>โ€œ the irony of loneliness is we all feel it at the same time. โ€<br/>โ€œ you must see no worth in yourself. โ€<br/>โ€œ worth is not something we transfer. โ€<br/>โ€œ growth is a process. โ€<br/>โ€œ your actions are not my responsibility. โ€<br/>โ€œ itโ€™s okay to let others help pick up the pieces. โ€<br/>โ€œ i do not weep because iโ€™m unhappy. โ€<br/>โ€œ i have everything and yet i am unhappy. โ€<br/>โ€œ nothing in this world was promised or belonged to you. โ€<br/>โ€œ all you own is yourself. โ€<br/>โ€œ you have already rotted. โ€<br/>โ€œ there is nothing left for me to do. โ€<br/>โ€œ what if nothing wants me because i do not want me? โ€<br/>โ€œ i am both the poison and the antidote. โ€<br/>โ€œ i have survived far too much to go quietly. โ€<br/>โ€œ my death will be grand. โ€<br/>โ€œ all iโ€™ve ever known is pain. โ€<br/>โ€œ never feel guilty for starting again. โ€<br/>โ€œ i am the ghost of ghosts. โ€<br/>โ€œ there is god in you. โ€ย ย </small><br/></p> </blockquote>

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Animals, Apparently, and Children: 4G 19:47 nonomella-deactivated20171016 Coraline is a masterfully made film, an amazing piece of art that i would never ever ever show to a child oh my god are you kidding me cthullhu Nothing wrong with a good dose of sheer terror at a young age whatthecurtains "It was a story, I learned when people began to read it, that children experienced as an adventure, but which gave adults nightmares. It's the strangest book I've written" Neil Gaiman on Coraline greenbryn @nightlovechild lierdumoa This is a legit psychology phenomenon tho like theres a stop motion version of Alice and Wonderland that adults find viscerally horrifying, but children think is nbd It's like in that toy story period of development kids are It's like in that 'toy story' period of development kids are all kind of high key convinced that their stuffed animals lead secret lives when they're not looking and that they're sleeping on top of a child-eating monster every night so they see a movie like Coraline and are just like "Ah, yes. A validation of my normal everyday worldview Same thing happened to me last Tuesday night. I told mommy and she just smiled and nodded redgrieve Stephen King had this whole spiel i found really interesting about this phenomenon about how kids have like their own culture and their own literally a different way of viewing and interpreting the world with its own rules that's like secret and removed from adult culture and that you just kinda forget ever existed as you grow up it's apparently why he writes about kids so much 12drakon An open-ended puzzle often gives parents math anxiety while their kids just happily play with it, explore, and learn. I've seen it so many times in math circles. We warn folks about it gokuma Neil Gaiman also said that the difference in reactions Neil Gaiman also said that the difference in reactions stems from the fact in "Coraline" adults see a child in danger - while children see themselves facing danger and winning rosymamacita i never saw so much push back from adults towards YA literature as when middle aged women started reading The Hunger Games. They were horrified that kids would be given such harsh stories, and I kept trying to point out the NECESSITY of confronting these hard issues in a safe fictional environment. jewishdragon Also, in an interview, he said that Coraline was partially based on a story his not yet 6 year old daughter would tell him SAGAL: No. I mean, for example, your incredibly successful young adult novel "Coraline" is about a young girl in house in which there's a hole in the wall that leads to a very mysterious and very evil world. So when you were a kid, is that what you imagined? GAIMAN: When I was a kid, we actually lived in a house that had been divided in two at one point, which meant that one room in our house opened up onto a brick wall And I was convinced all I had to do was just open it the 4G 19:47 And I was convinced all I had to do was just open it the right way and it wouldn't be a brick wall. So l'd sidle over to the door and l'd pull it open SOUNDBITE OF LAUGHTER) SAGAL: Right GAIMAN: And it was always a brick wal SAGAL: Right GAIMAN: But it was one of those things that as I grew older, I carried it with me and I thought, I want to send somebody through that door. And when I came to write a story for my daughter Holly, at the time she was a 4 or 5-year-old girl. She'd come home from nursery. She'd seen me writing all day. So she'd come and climb on my ap and dictate stories to me. And it'd always be about small giris named Holl SAGAL: Right GAIMAN: Who would come home to normally find their mother had been kidnapped by a witch and replaced by evil people who wanted to kill her and she'd have to go off and escape. And I thought, great, what a fun kid wetwareproblem "Fairy tales do not give the child his first idea of bogey O4G19:47 Fairy tales do not give the child his first idea of bogey. What fairy tales give the child is his first clear idea of the possible defeat of bogey. The baby has known the dragon intimately ever since he had an imagination. What the fairy tale provides for him is a St. George to kill the dragon." - G. K. Chesterton 571,703 notas TF te wtf-fun-factss WTF fun fact #8976 A group of sperm whales adopted a bottlenose dolphin with a spinal deformation, after it was lost from its own dolphin group. Different ages, different fears.

Different ages, different fears.