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Wolves at the door, Alpine shepherd can't imagine any other life

Memes, Patriotic, and Tom Brady: OCBS 4th 5:11 ANNOUNCER: So, 3rd down and 10 now After an injury cost Drew Bledsoe his season and opened the door for Tom Brady, Bledsoe got one last chance to play QB for the @Patriots. This time, with a @SuperBowl berth on the line vs. the @Steelers. 📺: #NEvsPIT, Sunday 4:25pm ET on CBS 📱: Follow @NFLThrowback https://t.co/fATZrrWTtI

Memes, Patriotic, and Tom Brady: OCBS
4th 5:11
ANNOUNCER: So, 3rd down and 10 now
After an injury cost Drew Bledsoe his season and opened the door for Tom Brady, Bledsoe got one last chance to play QB for the @Patriots.

This time, with a @SuperBowl berth on the line vs. the @Steelers.

📺: #NEvsPIT, Sunday 4:25pm ET on CBS
📱: Follow @NFLThrowback https://t.co/fATZrrWTtI

Memes, Patriotic, and Tom Brady: OCBS
4th 5:11
ANNOUNCER: So, 3rd down and 10 now
After an injury cost Drew Bledsoe his season and opened the door for Tom Brady, Bledsoe got one last chance to play QB for the @Patriots.

This time, with a @SuperBowl berth on the line vs. the @Steelers.

📺: #NEvsPIT, Sunday 4:25pm ET on CBS
📱: Follow @NFLThrowback https://t.co/fATZrrWTtI

After an injury cost Drew Bledsoe his season and opened the door for Tom Brady, Bledsoe got one last chance to play QB for the @Patriots. T...

Chill, Memes, and Passenger: Me: Be gentle closing the door Passenger: bro chill!!! via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2UI7HMU

Chill, Memes, and Passenger: Me: Be gentle closing the door
Passenger:
bro chill!!! via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2UI7HMU

Chill, Memes, and Passenger: Me: Be gentle closing the door
Passenger:
bro chill!!! via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2UI7HMU

bro chill!!! via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2UI7HMU

Memes, Office, and 🤖: YoURE FIREDAND DONT LET GET OUT OF THE DooR HIT MY OFFICE/ You ON THE WAY OUT YOURE NOT MY Boss ANYMOREPAP

Memes, Office, and 🤖: YoURE FIREDAND DONT LET
GET OUT OF THE DooR HIT
MY OFFICE/ You ON THE
WAY OUT
YOURE NOT MY
Boss ANYMOREPAP

Memes, Office, and 🤖: YoURE FIREDAND DONT LET
GET OUT OF THE DooR HIT
MY OFFICE/ You ON THE
WAY OUT
YOURE NOT MY
Boss ANYMOREPAP

Tumblr, Blog, and House: New house key epicjohndoe: Glock The Door When You Go Out

Tumblr, Blog, and House: New house key
epicjohndoe:

Glock The Door When You Go Out

Tumblr, Blog, and House: New house key
epicjohndoe:

Glock The Door When You Go Out

epicjohndoe: Glock The Door When You Go Out

Memes, Girl, and 🤖: Me: Be gentle closing the door Passenger: Every girl I have ever dated. TAG THESE IDIOTS.

Memes, Girl, and 🤖: Me: Be gentle closing the door
Passenger:
Every girl I have ever dated. TAG THESE IDIOTS.

Memes, Girl, and 🤖: Me: Be gentle closing the door
Passenger:
Every girl I have ever dated. TAG THESE IDIOTS.

Every girl I have ever dated. TAG THESE IDIOTS.

Funny, Passenger, and Door: Me: Be gentle closing the door Passenger Tag this person 😭

Funny, Passenger, and Door: Me: Be gentle closing the door
Passenger
Tag this person 😭

Funny, Passenger, and Door: Me: Be gentle closing the door
Passenger
Tag this person 😭

Tag this person 😭

Passenger, One, and All: Me: Be gentle closing the door Passenger: We all know that one person! 🤦‍♂️ https://t.co/nfxlKsBXzz

Passenger, One, and All: Me: Be gentle closing the door
Passenger:
We all know that one person! 🤦‍♂️ https://t.co/nfxlKsBXzz

Passenger, One, and All: Me: Be gentle closing the door
Passenger:
We all know that one person! 🤦‍♂️ https://t.co/nfxlKsBXzz

We all know that one person! 🤦‍♂️ https://t.co/nfxlKsBXzz

Memes, Movies, and Netflix: DID YOU KNOW MOVIES IHIS IS NOT AN EAn FACT #1189 In American Psycho, in the closing scene, a sign reading "THIS IS NOT AN EXIT" can be seen hanging on the door behind Patrick Bateman. These are the last words of the novel. Favorite Christian Bale role?📽️🎬 • • • • Double Tap and Tag someone who needs to know this 👇 All credit to the respective film and producers. Movie Movies Film TV Cinema MovieNight Hollywood Netflix americanpsycho christianbale tomcruise

Memes, Movies, and Netflix: DID YOU KNOW
MOVIES
IHIS IS NOT AN EAn
FACT #1189
In American Psycho, in the closing scene, a
sign reading "THIS IS NOT AN EXIT" can be
seen hanging on the door behind Patrick
Bateman. These are the last words of the novel.
Favorite Christian Bale role?📽️🎬 • • • • Double Tap and Tag someone who needs to know this 👇 All credit to the respective film and producers. Movie Movies Film TV Cinema MovieNight Hollywood Netflix americanpsycho christianbale tomcruise

Memes, Movies, and Netflix: DID YOU KNOW
MOVIES
IHIS IS NOT AN EAn
FACT #1189
In American Psycho, in the closing scene, a
sign reading "THIS IS NOT AN EXIT" can be
seen hanging on the door behind Patrick
Bateman. These are the last words of the novel.
Favorite Christian Bale role?📽️🎬 • • • • Double Tap and Tag someone who needs to know this 👇 All credit to the respective film and producers. Movie Movies Film TV Cinema MovieNight Hollywood Netflix americanpsycho christianbale tomcruise

Favorite Christian Bale role?📽️🎬 • • • • Double Tap and Tag someone who needs to know this 👇 All credit to the respective film and producers...

Memes, Today's Kids Will Never Know, and 🤖: #TodaysKidsWillNeverKnow how important it is to cut the door hole first 😂

Memes, Today's Kids Will Never Know, and 🤖: #TodaysKidsWillNeverKnow how
important it is to cut the door hole first
😂

Memes, Today's Kids Will Never Know, and 🤖: #TodaysKidsWillNeverKnow how
important it is to cut the door hole first
😂

😂

Fucking, Iphone, and Memes: Mon Cortes @rammycortes I was waiting for the elevator when I randomly said "alohamora" way too loud as the door opened A girl looked at me in confusion and was like "what?'" And a guy looked at me as he smiled and whispered, "muggles." MADE MY FUCKING DAY 9:41 07 Dec 18 Twitter for iPhone

Fucking, Iphone, and Memes: Mon Cortes
@rammycortes
I was waiting for the elevator when I
randomly said "alohamora" way too
loud as the door opened
A girl looked at me in confusion and
was like "what?'"
And a guy looked at me as he smiled
and whispered, "muggles."
MADE MY FUCKING DAY
9:41 07 Dec 18 Twitter for iPhone

Fucking, Iphone, and Memes: Mon Cortes
@rammycortes
I was waiting for the elevator when I
randomly said "alohamora" way too
loud as the door opened
A girl looked at me in confusion and
was like "what?'"
And a guy looked at me as he smiled
and whispered, "muggles."
MADE MY FUCKING DAY
9:41 07 Dec 18 Twitter for iPhone

Life, Traffic, and One: You want to come into my life, the door is open. You want to get out of my life, the door is open. Just one request.. Don't stand at the door, you're blocking the traffic.

Life, Traffic, and One: You want to come into my life,
the door is open. You want to
get out of my life, the door
is open. Just one request..
Don't stand at the door,
you're blocking the traffic.

Life, Traffic, and One: You want to come into my life,
the door is open. You want to
get out of my life, the door
is open. Just one request..
Don't stand at the door,
you're blocking the traffic.

Today's Kids Will Never Know, How, and Hole: #TodaysKidsWillNeverKnow how important it is to cut the door hole first Only some understand.. 😂😭 https://t.co/QrDTSnafHC

Today's Kids Will Never Know, How, and Hole: #TodaysKidsWillNeverKnow how
important it is to cut the door hole first
Only some understand.. 😂😭 https://t.co/QrDTSnafHC

Today's Kids Will Never Know, How, and Hole: #TodaysKidsWillNeverKnow how
important it is to cut the door hole first
Only some understand.. 😂😭 https://t.co/QrDTSnafHC

Only some understand.. 😂😭 https://t.co/QrDTSnafHC

Facebook, Memes, and Arrogant: LASSICAL ART MEMES facebook.com/classicalartinemes I just can't do this anymore, you're too arrogant I'll try not to let the door hit me on the way back in

Facebook, Memes, and Arrogant: LASSICAL ART MEMES
facebook.com/classicalartinemes
I just can't do
this anymore,
you're too
arrogant
I'll try not to
let the door
hit me on the
way back in

Facebook, Memes, and Arrogant: LASSICAL ART MEMES
facebook.com/classicalartinemes
I just can't do
this anymore,
you're too
arrogant
I'll try not to
let the door
hit me on the
way back in

Memes, Yeah, and Wife: DON'TALWAYS GO OUT TO EAT BUT WHEN I DO, I FACE THE DOOR AND HAVE SECONDARY AND TERTIARY ESCAPE ROUTES Yeah... my wife smiles and let's me choose the seating chart, everytime we go out in public... she just knows how it's gonna go. ;-)

Memes, Yeah, and Wife: DON'TALWAYS GO OUT TO EAT
BUT WHEN I DO, I FACE THE DOOR
AND HAVE SECONDARY AND TERTIARY
ESCAPE ROUTES
Yeah... my wife smiles and let's me choose the seating chart, everytime we go out in public... she just knows how it's gonna go. ;-)

Memes, Yeah, and Wife: DON'TALWAYS GO OUT TO EAT
BUT WHEN I DO, I FACE THE DOOR
AND HAVE SECONDARY AND TERTIARY
ESCAPE ROUTES
Yeah... my wife smiles and let's me choose the seating chart, everytime we go out in public... she just knows how it's gonna go. ;-)

Yeah... my wife smiles and let's me choose the seating chart, everytime we go out in public... she just knows how it's gonna go. ;-)

Christmas, Dawn, and Michael: Deirdre @figgled The dawn of December 1st arrives. The door of Michael Buble's cage is unlocked He flinches from the light. It is time. It’s beginning to sound a lot like Christmas 🎄

Christmas, Dawn, and Michael: Deirdre
@figgled
The dawn of December 1st arrives.
The door of Michael Buble's cage is
unlocked
He flinches from the light.
It is time.
It’s beginning to sound a lot like Christmas 🎄

Christmas, Dawn, and Michael: Deirdre
@figgled
The dawn of December 1st arrives.
The door of Michael Buble's cage is
unlocked
He flinches from the light.
It is time.
It’s beginning to sound a lot like Christmas 🎄

It’s beginning to sound a lot like Christmas 🎄

Hello, Memes, and Chocolate: editorincreeps Princess Bride themed restaurant. Waiters say "as you wish" after taking your order. Finish the Fezzik in an hour, your meal is free. Come in a wheelbarrow, your meal is 10% off. pkeradactyl Every so often the hostess will say "bye bye boys, have fun storming the castle!" as people are leaving. Miracle Max's Cure for the Mostly Dead is on the menu and its a giant chocolate cakeball. They sell Anybody Want a Peanut Brittle at the door. angrila "Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. I'll be your server. Prepare to dine. pathofneedlespathofpins Instead of large," you get an item of unusual size. People on their anniversary get to listen to a recitation of the mawidge speech.

Hello, Memes, and Chocolate: editorincreeps
Princess Bride themed restaurant. Waiters say "as you wish" after taking your
order.
Finish the Fezzik in an hour, your meal is free.
Come in a wheelbarrow, your meal is 10% off.
pkeradactyl
Every so often the hostess will say "bye bye boys, have fun storming the
castle!" as people are leaving.
Miracle Max's Cure for the Mostly Dead is on the menu and its a giant
chocolate cakeball.
They sell Anybody Want a Peanut Brittle at the door.
angrila
"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. I'll be your server.
Prepare to dine.
pathofneedlespathofpins
Instead of large," you get an item of unusual size.
People on their anniversary get to listen to a recitation of the mawidge speech.

Hello, Memes, and Chocolate: editorincreeps
Princess Bride themed restaurant. Waiters say "as you wish" after taking your
order.
Finish the Fezzik in an hour, your meal is free.
Come in a wheelbarrow, your meal is 10% off.
pkeradactyl
Every so often the hostess will say "bye bye boys, have fun storming the
castle!" as people are leaving.
Miracle Max's Cure for the Mostly Dead is on the menu and its a giant
chocolate cakeball.
They sell Anybody Want a Peanut Brittle at the door.
angrila
"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. I'll be your server.
Prepare to dine.
pathofneedlespathofpins
Instead of large," you get an item of unusual size.
People on their anniversary get to listen to a recitation of the mawidge speech.

Good, Metaphor, and Never: therapist: you need to open up more me: ican't therapist: why not me: let me visualise it for you 924 168 雙1,592 curlicuecal It's a good metaphor tho, because the situation is never going to get better if you don't eventually pul the door. And afterwards, no matter what the damage was, youll have a working cabinet, whatever plates you could salvage, and a place to start putting new plates. Open up. via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2zvxA9N

Good, Metaphor, and Never: therapist: you need to open up more
me: ican't
therapist: why not
me: let me visualise it for you
924 168 雙1,592
curlicuecal
It's a good metaphor tho, because the
situation is never going to get better if you
don't eventually pul the door. And afterwards,
no matter what the damage was, youll
have a working cabinet, whatever plates
you could salvage, and a place to start
putting new plates.
Open up. via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2zvxA9N

Good, Metaphor, and Never: therapist: you need to open up more
me: ican't
therapist: why not
me: let me visualise it for you
924 168 雙1,592
curlicuecal
It's a good metaphor tho, because the
situation is never going to get better if you
don't eventually pul the door. And afterwards,
no matter what the damage was, youll
have a working cabinet, whatever plates
you could salvage, and a place to start
putting new plates.
Open up. via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2zvxA9N

Open up. via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2zvxA9N

Good, Metaphor, and Never: therapist: you need to open up more me: ican't therapist: why not me: let me visualise it for you 924 168 雙1,592 curlicuecal It's a good metaphor tho, because the situation is never going to get better if you don't eventually pul the door. And afterwards, no matter what the damage was, youll have a working cabinet, whatever plates you could salvage, and a place to start putting new plates. Open up.

Good, Metaphor, and Never: therapist: you need to open up more
me: ican't
therapist: why not
me: let me visualise it for you
924 168 雙1,592
curlicuecal
It's a good metaphor tho, because the
situation is never going to get better if you
don't eventually pul the door. And afterwards,
no matter what the damage was, youll
have a working cabinet, whatever plates
you could salvage, and a place to start
putting new plates.
Open up.

Good, Metaphor, and Never: therapist: you need to open up more
me: ican't
therapist: why not
me: let me visualise it for you
924 168 雙1,592
curlicuecal
It's a good metaphor tho, because the
situation is never going to get better if you
don't eventually pul the door. And afterwards,
no matter what the damage was, youll
have a working cabinet, whatever plates
you could salvage, and a place to start
putting new plates.
Open up.

Open up.

Memes, Tinder, and North Carolina: Aaron EtelaMaccin To catch a predator: except its NCO's matching on tinder with privates and when they show up, SgtMajor is standing at the door 7/17/18, 04:15 from North Carolina, USA Go ahead and get in the front leaning rest. . . . (Credit to the guy who Tweeted it.)

Memes, Tinder, and North Carolina: Aaron
EtelaMaccin
To catch a predator: except its NCO's
matching on tinder with privates and
when they show up, SgtMajor is
standing at the door
7/17/18, 04:15 from North Carolina, USA
Go ahead and get in the front leaning rest. . . . (Credit to the guy who Tweeted it.)

Memes, Tinder, and North Carolina: Aaron
EtelaMaccin
To catch a predator: except its NCO's
matching on tinder with privates and
when they show up, SgtMajor is
standing at the door
7/17/18, 04:15 from North Carolina, USA
Go ahead and get in the front leaning rest. . . . (Credit to the guy who Tweeted it.)

Go ahead and get in the front leaning rest. . . . (Credit to the guy who Tweeted it.)

Funny, Time, and Been: When y'all been kissing for a long time then she says, "go and lock the door" .. 😏

Funny, Time, and Been: When y'all been kissing for a long time
then she says,
"go and lock the door" ..
😏

Funny, Time, and Been: When y'all been kissing for a long time
then she says,
"go and lock the door" ..
😏

😏

Blackpeopletwitter, Lol, and Edge: Gekyume _Ivnv When you drop your keys right before unlocking the door after you had a stressful day @will ent romantic Stace. @SirStrange Lol I feel this so much. That be the final straw Don’t. Push. Me. Cuz. I’m. Close. To. The. Edge. (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Blackpeopletwitter, Lol, and Edge: Gekyume
_Ivnv
When you drop your keys right before
unlocking the door after you had a
stressful day
@will ent
romantic Stace.
@SirStrange
Lol I feel this so much. That be the final
straw
Don’t. Push. Me. Cuz. I’m. Close. To. The. Edge. (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Blackpeopletwitter, Lol, and Edge: Gekyume
_Ivnv
When you drop your keys right before
unlocking the door after you had a
stressful day
@will ent
romantic Stace.
@SirStrange
Lol I feel this so much. That be the final
straw
Don’t. Push. Me. Cuz. I’m. Close. To. The. Edge. (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Don’t. Push. Me. Cuz. I’m. Close. To. The. Edge. (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Memes, Squat, and Random: On the door in my gym's toilet cubicle Pure toilet gains sayslnts everV squat 36 Random Memes You Should Check Out If You Have Nothing Better To Do Right Now

Memes, Squat, and Random: On the door in my gym's toilet cubicle
Pure toilet gains
sayslnts
everV
squat
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Memes, Squat, and Random: On the door in my gym's toilet cubicle
Pure toilet gains
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Drugs, Parents, and Weed: When you and your friend are doing drugs and your parents walk in the door #marijuana #cannabis #pot #weed

Drugs, Parents, and Weed: When you and your friend are doing drugs
and your parents walk in the door
#marijuana #cannabis #pot #weed

Drugs, Parents, and Weed: When you and your friend are doing drugs
and your parents walk in the door
#marijuana #cannabis #pot #weed

#marijuana #cannabis #pot #weed

Alive, Amazon, and Bad: Story time >Be me Two years ago >Driving home from work because not neet >Want to get home quick because 99 KB JPG amazon said my new Sonic game was delivered Everything going fine until car in front of me gets sideswiped, goes into median and rolls several times >I pull over and run over to her Old woman inside Alive but hurt >I open the door and pull her out >She's barely conscious but I check her out and she's not bleeding and probably not gonna die >Other people get out of their cars and come over >I want to play sonic so I leave her with them and go home Fast forward to two weeks ago >Be visiting super religious Grandparents >They've got some weird tv show on where they interview people who've seen angels One woman comes on >Mfw it's the woman I helped out of the car >Mfw she tells the story of a handsome angel who pulled her out of a car after a bad accident and then disappeared Mfw I'm an angel >Mfw a girl called me handsome awesomacious: Anon is an angel 👼

Alive, Amazon, and Bad: Story time
>Be me
Two years ago
>Driving home from work because
not neet
>Want to get home quick because
99 KB JPG
amazon said my new Sonic game was delivered
Everything going fine until car in front of me gets
sideswiped, goes into median and rolls several
times
>I pull over and run over to her
Old woman inside
Alive but hurt
>I open the door and pull her out
>She's barely conscious but I check her out and
she's not bleeding and probably not gonna die
>Other people get out of their cars and come over
>I want to play sonic so I leave her with them and
go home
Fast forward to two weeks ago
>Be visiting super religious Grandparents
>They've got some weird tv show on where they
interview people who've seen angels
One woman comes on
>Mfw it's the woman I helped out of the car
>Mfw she tells the story of a handsome angel who
pulled her out of a car after a bad accident and
then disappeared
Mfw I'm an angel
>Mfw a girl called me handsome
awesomacious:

Anon is an angel 👼

Alive, Amazon, and Bad: Story time
>Be me
Two years ago
>Driving home from work because
not neet
>Want to get home quick because
99 KB JPG
amazon said my new Sonic game was delivered
Everything going fine until car in front of me gets
sideswiped, goes into median and rolls several
times
>I pull over and run over to her
Old woman inside
Alive but hurt
>I open the door and pull her out
>She's barely conscious but I check her out and
she's not bleeding and probably not gonna die
>Other people get out of their cars and come over
>I want to play sonic so I leave her with them and
go home
Fast forward to two weeks ago
>Be visiting super religious Grandparents
>They've got some weird tv show on where they
interview people who've seen angels
One woman comes on
>Mfw it's the woman I helped out of the car
>Mfw she tells the story of a handsome angel who
pulled her out of a car after a bad accident and
then disappeared
Mfw I'm an angel
>Mfw a girl called me handsome
awesomacious:

Anon is an angel 👼

awesomacious: Anon is an angel 👼

Alive, Amazon, and Bad: Story time >Be me >Two years ago >Driving home from work because not neet 99 KB JPG Want to get home quick because amazon said my new Sonic game was delivered >Everything going fine until car in front of me gets sideswiped, goes into median and rolls several times >I pull over and run over to her >Old woman inside >Alive but hurt >I open the door and pull her out >She's barely conscious but I check her out and she's not bleeding and probably not gonna die >Other people get out of their cars and come over >I want to play sonic so I leave her with them and go home Fast forward to two weeks ago >Be visiting super religious Grandparents >They've got some weird tv show on where they interview people who've seen angels One woman comes on >Mfw it's the woman I helped out of the car >Mfw she tells the story of a handsome angel who pulled her out of a car after a bad accident and then disappeared >Mfw I'm an angel >Mfw a girl called me handsome

Alive, Amazon, and Bad: Story time
>Be me
>Two years ago
>Driving home from work because
not neet
99 KB JPG
Want to get home quick because
amazon said my new Sonic game was delivered
>Everything going fine until car in front of me gets
sideswiped, goes into median and rolls several
times
>I pull over and run over to her
>Old woman inside
>Alive but hurt
>I open the door and pull her out
>She's barely conscious but I check her out and
she's not bleeding and probably not gonna die
>Other people get out of their cars and come over
>I want to play sonic so I leave her with them and
go home
Fast forward to two weeks ago
>Be visiting super religious Grandparents
>They've got some weird tv show on where they
interview people who've seen angels
One woman comes on
>Mfw it's the woman I helped out of the car
>Mfw she tells the story of a handsome angel who
pulled her out of a car after a bad accident and
then disappeared
>Mfw I'm an angel
>Mfw a girl called me handsome

Alive, Amazon, and Bad: Story time
>Be me
>Two years ago
>Driving home from work because
not neet
99 KB JPG
Want to get home quick because
amazon said my new Sonic game was delivered
>Everything going fine until car in front of me gets
sideswiped, goes into median and rolls several
times
>I pull over and run over to her
>Old woman inside
>Alive but hurt
>I open the door and pull her out
>She's barely conscious but I check her out and
she's not bleeding and probably not gonna die
>Other people get out of their cars and come over
>I want to play sonic so I leave her with them and
go home
Fast forward to two weeks ago
>Be visiting super religious Grandparents
>They've got some weird tv show on where they
interview people who've seen angels
One woman comes on
>Mfw it's the woman I helped out of the car
>Mfw she tells the story of a handsome angel who
pulled her out of a car after a bad accident and
then disappeared
>Mfw I'm an angel
>Mfw a girl called me handsome

Alive, Amazon, and Bad: Story time >Be me Two years ago >Driving home from work because not neet >Want to get home quick because 99 KB JPG amazon said my new Sonic game was delivered Everything going fine until car in front of me gets sideswiped, goes into median and rolls several times >I pull over and run over to her Old woman inside Alive but hurt >I open the door and pull her out >She's barely conscious but I check her out and she's not bleeding and probably not gonna die >Other people get out of their cars and come over >I want to play sonic so I leave her with them and go home Fast forward to two weeks ago >Be visiting super religious Grandparents >They've got some weird tv show on where they interview people who've seen angels One woman comes on >Mfw it's the woman I helped out of the car >Mfw she tells the story of a handsome angel who pulled her out of a car after a bad accident and then disappeared Mfw I'm an angel >Mfw a girl called me handsome Anon is an angel 👼

Alive, Amazon, and Bad: Story time
>Be me
Two years ago
>Driving home from work because
not neet
>Want to get home quick because
99 KB JPG
amazon said my new Sonic game was delivered
Everything going fine until car in front of me gets
sideswiped, goes into median and rolls several
times
>I pull over and run over to her
Old woman inside
Alive but hurt
>I open the door and pull her out
>She's barely conscious but I check her out and
she's not bleeding and probably not gonna die
>Other people get out of their cars and come over
>I want to play sonic so I leave her with them and
go home
Fast forward to two weeks ago
>Be visiting super religious Grandparents
>They've got some weird tv show on where they
interview people who've seen angels
One woman comes on
>Mfw it's the woman I helped out of the car
>Mfw she tells the story of a handsome angel who
pulled her out of a car after a bad accident and
then disappeared
Mfw I'm an angel
>Mfw a girl called me handsome
Anon is an angel 👼

Alive, Amazon, and Bad: Story time
>Be me
Two years ago
>Driving home from work because
not neet
>Want to get home quick because
99 KB JPG
amazon said my new Sonic game was delivered
Everything going fine until car in front of me gets
sideswiped, goes into median and rolls several
times
>I pull over and run over to her
Old woman inside
Alive but hurt
>I open the door and pull her out
>She's barely conscious but I check her out and
she's not bleeding and probably not gonna die
>Other people get out of their cars and come over
>I want to play sonic so I leave her with them and
go home
Fast forward to two weeks ago
>Be visiting super religious Grandparents
>They've got some weird tv show on where they
interview people who've seen angels
One woman comes on
>Mfw it's the woman I helped out of the car
>Mfw she tells the story of a handsome angel who
pulled her out of a car after a bad accident and
then disappeared
Mfw I'm an angel
>Mfw a girl called me handsome
Anon is an angel 👼

Anon is an angel 👼

Animals, Love, and Memes: Philip Larkin @philiplarkin Just spotted a cat on someone's porch, miaowing to be let in. Without thinking, I walked up to the door, rang the bell, nodded to the cat and left. It was onlyI rounded the corner I realised what l'o done as I heard the owner shouting FUCK ME SARAH THE CAT JUST RANG THE DOORBELL Follow my other account @x__social_butterfly_x if you love animals!!

Animals, Love, and Memes: Philip Larkin
@philiplarkin
Just spotted a cat on someone's porch,
miaowing to be let in. Without thinking, I
walked up to the door, rang the bell,
nodded to the cat and left. It was onlyI
rounded the corner I realised what l'o
done as I heard the owner shouting
FUCK ME SARAH THE CAT JUST
RANG THE DOORBELL
Follow my other account @x__social_butterfly_x if you love animals!!

Animals, Love, and Memes: Philip Larkin
@philiplarkin
Just spotted a cat on someone's porch,
miaowing to be let in. Without thinking, I
walked up to the door, rang the bell,
nodded to the cat and left. It was onlyI
rounded the corner I realised what l'o
done as I heard the owner shouting
FUCK ME SARAH THE CAT JUST
RANG THE DOORBELL
Follow my other account @x__social_butterfly_x if you love animals!!

Follow my other account @x__social_butterfly_x if you love animals!!

Energy, Memes, and Office: MY FIRST EXECUTIVE ACT IN OFFICE WILL BE TO MANDATE ALL REFRIGERATOR LIGHT BULBS GO OUT WHEN THE DOOR IS CLOSED. THIS WILL SAVE TRILLIONS IN ENERGY COSTS AND SAVE THE PLANET. (GC)

Energy, Memes, and Office: MY FIRST EXECUTIVE ACT IN
OFFICE WILL BE TO MANDATE
ALL REFRIGERATOR LIGHT
BULBS GO OUT WHEN THE
DOOR IS CLOSED. THIS WILL
SAVE TRILLIONS IN ENERGY
COSTS AND SAVE THE PLANET.
(GC)

Energy, Memes, and Office: MY FIRST EXECUTIVE ACT IN
OFFICE WILL BE TO MANDATE
ALL REFRIGERATOR LIGHT
BULBS GO OUT WHEN THE
DOOR IS CLOSED. THIS WILL
SAVE TRILLIONS IN ENERGY
COSTS AND SAVE THE PLANET.
(GC)

(GC)

Dank, Soon..., and Sports: Wanted: Rematch Hi. I am Michael and in 1985, I finished 2nd in the Under 6 Egg & Spoon race at my school's sports day. If you were the winner of that race, meet me here at 11.42am on Thursday and we will race again. I don't recall your name but if I remember rightly, you are fast and the height of a child. I am much faster now than I was then so it should be a good race. I will bring an egg for you to use but you will have to bring your own spoon because most of my spoons are in the dishwasher and I have not been able to open it since February. I can switch it on and off but I can't open the door. Maybe the latch is broken? Does that happen? I will call a plumber soon. Michael Wanted: Plumber Hi. I am Michael and I am looking for a plumber to fiy the door on my dishwasher.

Dank, Soon..., and Sports: Wanted: Rematch
Hi. I am Michael and in 1985, I finished
2nd in the Under 6 Egg & Spoon race at my
school's sports day. If you were the winner
of that race, meet me here at 11.42am on
Thursday and we will race again. I don't
recall your name but if I remember rightly,
you are fast and the height of a child. I am
much faster now than I was then so it
should be a good race.
I will bring an egg for you to use but you
will have to bring your own spoon because
most of my spoons are in the dishwasher
and I have not been able to open it since
February. I can switch it on and off but I
can't open the door. Maybe the latch is
broken? Does that happen? I will call a
plumber soon.
Michael
Wanted: Plumber
Hi. I am Michael and I am looking for a
plumber to fiy the door on my dishwasher.

Dank, Soon..., and Sports: Wanted: Rematch
Hi. I am Michael and in 1985, I finished
2nd in the Under 6 Egg & Spoon race at my
school's sports day. If you were the winner
of that race, meet me here at 11.42am on
Thursday and we will race again. I don't
recall your name but if I remember rightly,
you are fast and the height of a child. I am
much faster now than I was then so it
should be a good race.
I will bring an egg for you to use but you
will have to bring your own spoon because
most of my spoons are in the dishwasher
and I have not been able to open it since
February. I can switch it on and off but I
can't open the door. Maybe the latch is
broken? Does that happen? I will call a
plumber soon.
Michael
Wanted: Plumber
Hi. I am Michael and I am looking for a
plumber to fiy the door on my dishwasher.

Energy, Memes, and Office: MY FIRST EXECUTIVE ACT IN OFFICE WILL BE TO MANDATE ALL REFRIGERATOR LIGHT BULBS GO OUT WHEN THE DOOR IS CLOSED. THIS WILL SAVE TRILLIONS IN ENERGY COSTS AND SAVE THE PLANET. (AV)

Energy, Memes, and Office: MY FIRST EXECUTIVE ACT IN
OFFICE WILL BE TO MANDATE
ALL REFRIGERATOR LIGHT
BULBS GO OUT WHEN THE
DOOR IS CLOSED. THIS WILL
SAVE TRILLIONS IN ENERGY
COSTS AND SAVE THE PLANET.
(AV)

Energy, Memes, and Office: MY FIRST EXECUTIVE ACT IN
OFFICE WILL BE TO MANDATE
ALL REFRIGERATOR LIGHT
BULBS GO OUT WHEN THE
DOOR IS CLOSED. THIS WILL
SAVE TRILLIONS IN ENERGY
COSTS AND SAVE THE PLANET.
(AV)

(AV)

Dank Memes, Day, and You: Gekyume @_lvnv When you drop your keys right before unlocking the door after you had a stressful day g: realpettymayo

Dank Memes, Day, and You: Gekyume
@_lvnv
When you drop your keys right before
unlocking the door after you had a
stressful day
g: realpettymayo

Dank Memes, Day, and You: Gekyume
@_lvnv
When you drop your keys right before
unlocking the door after you had a
stressful day
g: realpettymayo

Work, House, and Day: when you drop your keys right before unlocking the door to your house after a stressful day at work

Work, House, and Day: when you drop your keys right before unlocking
the door to your house after a stressful day at work

Work, House, and Day: when you drop your keys right before unlocking
the door to your house after a stressful day at work

Memes, 🤖, and Kissing: when y'all kissing and she say, "go lock the door" Do NOT follow @dankhoodmemez if you aren’t over the age of 18 💦🍑⚠️

Memes, 🤖, and Kissing: when y'all kissing and she say, "go
lock the door"
Do NOT follow @dankhoodmemez if you aren’t over the age of 18 💦🍑⚠️

Memes, 🤖, and Kissing: when y'all kissing and she say, "go
lock the door"
Do NOT follow @dankhoodmemez if you aren’t over the age of 18 💦🍑⚠️

Do NOT follow @dankhoodmemez if you aren’t over the age of 18 💦🍑⚠️

Dank Memes, Day, and You: When you drop your keys right before unlocking the door after you had a stressful day Boiiiii. 🥺🥺

Dank Memes, Day, and You: When you drop your keys right before
unlocking the door after you had a
stressful day
Boiiiii. 🥺🥺

Dank Memes, Day, and You: When you drop your keys right before
unlocking the door after you had a
stressful day
Boiiiii. 🥺🥺

Boiiiii. 🥺🥺

Fam, Homie, and School: Brian Smith 16 hrs Young kid Banging on the door I wake up Like WTF!! I open it like What up Lil homie (i've never seen him Before). He said I MISSED THE BUS & NO ONE WILL TAKE ME TO SCHOOL IVE KNOCKED ON 3 DOORS.… my response SAY NO MORE FAM... DIDNT EVEN BRUSH MY TEETH just grabbed my keys Slipped on my Foams.. grabbed my keys GO GET THAT EDUCATION YOUNG BROTHA!!!! 型塑THIS IS WHAT A BIG HOMIE DOES FOR YOUNG BROTHAS... #RealOG #TheYouthTheFuture MADE WITH SPLIT PIC This is what a big homie does

Fam, Homie, and School: Brian Smith
16 hrs
Young kid Banging on the door I wake up Like WTF!! I
open it like What up Lil homie (i've never seen him
Before). He said I MISSED THE BUS & NO ONE WILL
TAKE ME TO SCHOOL IVE KNOCKED ON 3 DOORS.…
my response SAY NO MORE FAM... DIDNT EVEN
BRUSH MY TEETH just grabbed my keys Slipped on
my Foams..
grabbed my keys
GO GET THAT EDUCATION YOUNG BROTHA!!!!
型塑THIS IS WHAT A BIG HOMIE DOES FOR YOUNG
BROTHAS...
#RealOG #TheYouthTheFuture
MADE WITH
SPLIT PIC
This is what a big homie does

Fam, Homie, and School: Brian Smith
16 hrs
Young kid Banging on the door I wake up Like WTF!! I
open it like What up Lil homie (i've never seen him
Before). He said I MISSED THE BUS & NO ONE WILL
TAKE ME TO SCHOOL IVE KNOCKED ON 3 DOORS.…
my response SAY NO MORE FAM... DIDNT EVEN
BRUSH MY TEETH just grabbed my keys Slipped on
my Foams..
grabbed my keys
GO GET THAT EDUCATION YOUNG BROTHA!!!!
型塑THIS IS WHAT A BIG HOMIE DOES FOR YOUNG
BROTHAS...
#RealOG #TheYouthTheFuture
MADE WITH
SPLIT PIC
This is what a big homie does

This is what a big homie does

Tupperware, Down, and All: Ellek Linton @elleklinton When u put Tupperware inside the cabinet and close the door and hear it all come crashing down ky @kylaxy not my problem

Tupperware, Down, and All: Ellek Linton
@elleklinton
When u put Tupperware inside the
cabinet and close the door and hear it
all come crashing down
ky @kylaxy
not my problem

Tupperware, Down, and All: Ellek Linton
@elleklinton
When u put Tupperware inside the
cabinet and close the door and hear it
all come crashing down
ky @kylaxy
not my problem

Bitch, Horny, and Pussy: Ex bitch called me talking about she horny can l come eat her pussy. Bitch, what I look like? Just some mouth you can sit on. Then she said "Hold on somebody knocking at the door" said "Bitch, that's me" I Feel So Used. 😔😔

Bitch, Horny, and Pussy: Ex bitch called me talking about she
horny can l come eat her pussy. Bitch,
what I look like? Just some mouth you
can sit on. Then she said "Hold on
somebody knocking at the door" said
"Bitch, that's me"
I Feel So Used. 😔😔

Bitch, Horny, and Pussy: Ex bitch called me talking about she
horny can l come eat her pussy. Bitch,
what I look like? Just some mouth you
can sit on. Then she said "Hold on
somebody knocking at the door" said
"Bitch, that's me"
I Feel So Used. 😔😔

I Feel So Used. 😔😔

Alive, Memes, and Been: Sean Gallagher @seangallagher96 I've been alive 20 years and still haven't found the right thing to say when somebody knocks on the door of the public bathroom you're in 13/08/2017, 6:04 pmm Is there a correct response

Alive, Memes, and Been: Sean Gallagher
@seangallagher96
I've been alive 20 years and still haven't
found the right thing to say when
somebody knocks on the door of the
public bathroom you're in
13/08/2017, 6:04 pmm
Is there a correct response

Alive, Memes, and Been: Sean Gallagher
@seangallagher96
I've been alive 20 years and still haven't
found the right thing to say when
somebody knocks on the door of the
public bathroom you're in
13/08/2017, 6:04 pmm
Is there a correct response

Is there a correct response

Dank, Tupperware, and 🤖: Ellek Linton @elleklinton When u put Tupperware inside the cabinet and close the door and hear it all come crashing down ky @kylaxy not my problem

Dank, Tupperware, and 🤖: Ellek Linton
@elleklinton
When u put Tupperware inside the
cabinet and close the door and hear it
all come crashing down
ky @kylaxy
not my problem

Dank, Tupperware, and 🤖: Ellek Linton
@elleklinton
When u put Tupperware inside the
cabinet and close the door and hear it
all come crashing down
ky @kylaxy
not my problem

Alive, Been, and Gallagher: Sean Gallagher @seangallagher96 I've been alive 20 years and still haven't found the right thing to say whern somebody knocks on the door of the public bathroom you're in 13/08/2017, 6:04 pm Seriously though 🤣😩 https://t.co/KgETgBaldX

Alive, Been, and Gallagher: Sean Gallagher
@seangallagher96
I've been alive 20 years and still haven't
found the right thing to say whern
somebody knocks on the door of the
public bathroom you're in
13/08/2017, 6:04 pm
Seriously though 🤣😩 https://t.co/KgETgBaldX

Alive, Been, and Gallagher: Sean Gallagher
@seangallagher96
I've been alive 20 years and still haven't
found the right thing to say whern
somebody knocks on the door of the
public bathroom you're in
13/08/2017, 6:04 pm
Seriously though 🤣😩 https://t.co/KgETgBaldX

Seriously though 🤣😩 https://t.co/KgETgBaldX

Alive, Funny, and Lol: I've been alive 20 years and still haven't found the right thing to say when somebody knocks on the door of the public bathroom you're in 13/08/2017, 6:04 pm What’s the correct response comment below lol

Alive, Funny, and Lol: I've been alive 20 years and still haven't
found the right thing to say when
somebody knocks on the door of the
public bathroom you're in
13/08/2017, 6:04 pm
What’s the correct response comment below lol

Alive, Funny, and Lol: I've been alive 20 years and still haven't
found the right thing to say when
somebody knocks on the door of the
public bathroom you're in
13/08/2017, 6:04 pm
What’s the correct response comment below lol

What’s the correct response comment below lol

Alive, Memes, and Been: Sean Gallagher @seangallagher96 I've been alive 20 years and still haven't found the right thing to say whern somebody knocks on the door of the public bathroom you're in 13/08/2017, 6:04 pm Is there even a correct response?

Alive, Memes, and Been: Sean Gallagher
@seangallagher96
I've been alive 20 years and still haven't
found the right thing to say whern
somebody knocks on the door of the
public bathroom you're in
13/08/2017, 6:04 pm
Is there even a correct response?

Alive, Memes, and Been: Sean Gallagher
@seangallagher96
I've been alive 20 years and still haven't
found the right thing to say whern
somebody knocks on the door of the
public bathroom you're in
13/08/2017, 6:04 pm
Is there even a correct response?

Is there even a correct response?

Funny, Sorry, and Tupperware: Ellek Linton @elleklinton When u put Tupperware inside the cabinet and close the door and hear it all come crashing down ky @kylaxy not my problem Sorry homies

Funny, Sorry, and Tupperware: Ellek Linton
@elleklinton
When u put Tupperware inside the
cabinet and close the door and hear it
all come crashing down
ky @kylaxy
not my problem
Sorry homies

Funny, Sorry, and Tupperware: Ellek Linton
@elleklinton
When u put Tupperware inside the
cabinet and close the door and hear it
all come crashing down
ky @kylaxy
not my problem
Sorry homies

Sorry homies

Cute, Dad, and Love: my wife must really love me.... she gets the kids fed, quiet and ready for bed.. then dad walks in the door and. i wouldn’t even be mad.. this is too cute

Cute, Dad, and Love: my wife must really love me.... she gets
the kids fed, quiet and ready for bed..
then dad walks in the door and.
i wouldn’t even be mad.. this is too cute

Cute, Dad, and Love: my wife must really love me.... she gets
the kids fed, quiet and ready for bed..
then dad walks in the door and.
i wouldn’t even be mad.. this is too cute

Funny, Open, and You: When someone holds the door open for you but you kinda far away TO TA 10 12948

Funny, Open, and You: When someone holds the door open for
you but you kinda far away
TO TA
10
12948

Funny, Open, and You: When someone holds the door open for
you but you kinda far away
TO TA
10
12948

Christopher Reeve, Life, and Scrubs: WHEN CHRISTOPHER REEVE WAS IN THE HOSPITAL AFTER THE RIDING ACCIDENT THAT PARALYZED HIM, ROBIN WILLIAMS BURST THROUGH THE DOOR WEARING SCRUBS AND ANNOUNCED INA RUSSIAN ACCENT THAT HE WASA PROCTOLOGIST AND NEEDED TO EXAMINE HIM IMMEDIATELY. REEVE SAID IT WAS THE FIRST TIME HE'D LAUGHED SINCE THE ACCIDENT, AND FROM THAT MOMENT ON HE KNEW THAT LIFE WAS GOING TO BE OK. It’s worth living

Christopher Reeve, Life, and Scrubs: WHEN CHRISTOPHER REEVE WAS
IN THE HOSPITAL AFTER THE
RIDING ACCIDENT THAT PARALYZED
HIM, ROBIN WILLIAMS BURST
THROUGH THE DOOR WEARING
SCRUBS AND ANNOUNCED INA
RUSSIAN ACCENT THAT HE WASA
PROCTOLOGIST AND NEEDED TO
EXAMINE HIM IMMEDIATELY. REEVE
SAID IT WAS THE FIRST TIME HE'D
LAUGHED SINCE THE ACCIDENT,
AND FROM THAT MOMENT ON HE
KNEW THAT LIFE WAS GOING
TO BE OK.
It’s worth living

Christopher Reeve, Life, and Scrubs: WHEN CHRISTOPHER REEVE WAS
IN THE HOSPITAL AFTER THE
RIDING ACCIDENT THAT PARALYZED
HIM, ROBIN WILLIAMS BURST
THROUGH THE DOOR WEARING
SCRUBS AND ANNOUNCED INA
RUSSIAN ACCENT THAT HE WASA
PROCTOLOGIST AND NEEDED TO
EXAMINE HIM IMMEDIATELY. REEVE
SAID IT WAS THE FIRST TIME HE'D
LAUGHED SINCE THE ACCIDENT,
AND FROM THAT MOMENT ON HE
KNEW THAT LIFE WAS GOING
TO BE OK.
It’s worth living

It’s worth living

Children, Windows, and Fat: @nightfilm children are so strange i just had seven (7) young boys on my front porch demanding to see my cat. they had a leader. i opened the door and before i could greet them he said "where's your cat. i know he's in there we see him in the windows and he's real fat." idk what to do here 4/14/18, 11:19 AM

Children, Windows, and Fat: @nightfilm
children are so strange i just had
seven (7) young boys on my front
porch demanding to see my cat. they
had a leader. i opened the door and
before i could greet them he said
"where's your cat. i know he's in there
we see him in the windows and he's
real fat." idk what to do here
4/14/18, 11:19 AM

Children, Windows, and Fat: @nightfilm
children are so strange i just had
seven (7) young boys on my front
porch demanding to see my cat. they
had a leader. i opened the door and
before i could greet them he said
"where's your cat. i know he's in there
we see him in the windows and he's
real fat." idk what to do here
4/14/18, 11:19 AM

Ass, Fuck, and Girl: when you're on your way home late as fuck and you kno your girl gon kick your ass when you walk thru the door 😂😂

Ass, Fuck, and Girl: when you're on your way home late as
fuck and you kno your girl gon kick your
ass when you walk thru the door
😂😂

Ass, Fuck, and Girl: when you're on your way home late as
fuck and you kno your girl gon kick your
ass when you walk thru the door
😂😂

😂😂

Hello, Party, and Police: Jae Bearhat @fussybabybitch Follow Me answering the door at a party because I'm the least fucked up HELLO MISTER POLICE 1:27 PM-20 Oct 2017

Hello, Party, and Police: Jae Bearhat
@fussybabybitch
Follow
Me answering the door at a party because I'm
the least fucked up
HELLO MISTER POLICE
1:27 PM-20 Oct 2017

Hello, Party, and Police: Jae Bearhat
@fussybabybitch
Follow
Me answering the door at a party because I'm
the least fucked up
HELLO MISTER POLICE
1:27 PM-20 Oct 2017

Funny, Heaven, and Open: When you die and go to open the door to Heaven but the handle is hot. 😂😂😂😂

Funny, Heaven, and Open: When you die and go to open the door
to Heaven but the handle is hot.
😂😂😂😂

Funny, Heaven, and Open: When you die and go to open the door
to Heaven but the handle is hot.
😂😂😂😂

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But

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Close The Door

Hold The Door

Hold The Door

Opener

Gentlemane

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Man Buts

Aloner

Aloner

bathroom

At the door

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faces

close

minutes

that face

homed

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the boys

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ifs

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yours

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closely

let me

let me

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nake

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gag

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room

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gentleman

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door

open

open

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the doors

the doors

🤖

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Home

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Grumpy Cat

School

School

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memes

Magic Johnson

Magic Johnson

Life

Life

Funny

Funny

Fucking

Fucking

Friends

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dank

Computers

Computers

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Bloods

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