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Great DD campaign: thouartathaumaturgeharry G battlecrazed-axe-mage forgamers They should make a co- op game where you and a buddy go through many levels, leveling up and beating bosses But the final boss is each other You were my brother Player 2! crunchthedeerstroyer I one time did a campaign in DND where the entire party woke up in a trash heap, memories wiped, when a man in shining white armor approached them. He helped them up, healed them, and helped them escape what was essentially the dump and find their way into the sunlight. He told them of the tale of a wicked king of immense power who bargained for his abilities from a demon, hoping to save his kingdom, and succumbed to the evil after his wife died. The wife had a pearl necklace, and it was the man's duty to find those pearls, because they held a magic in them that could defeat the king This particular NPC was startlingly overpowered at first, right a long the levels of 6 while everyone else was just starting out, and he helped them along in the most dire situations, healing, defeating, and even resurrecting for them. There would be periods where he would be gone, and the party would have to face a crypt full of mummies together or dive into the deepest parts of the ocean and retrieve these milky white pearls that would give them the ability to help their friend and defeat the wicked king. Slowly, their memories came back to them, and that was a stark comfort for them, but the entire time, there seemed to be a piece missing After they retrieved 5 pearls (they broke the 6th one), they journied with the man to the wicked king's castle, and fought their way through endless ranks of guards, undead, demons, and even a lich, until they made their way to the sacred bed chamber of the king, that they all remembered the story of from before they had awoken in that garbage pile They opened the doors, only to find it empty save the usual furniture, marred by scratches and the ancient scrawl of demons. The man in the white armor sighed and walked into the bedroom. And his armor changed from white to pitch black, and the whole party remembered suddenly. That was the face of the wicked king, the face that smiled at them whenever he healed them, the face that looked stern as they suggested stupids things to find the pearls. Apparently, in lapses of the demon's control, the king had found a way to set him self up for defeat, by bringing his wive's pearls along with brave, powerful warriors. Every absence he felt was where he had to return to the demon's control and become the wicked king again, but he was determined to fight himself, to rid his own evil from the world, to end this curse of immortality and see his loved one again. I made the party fight the final boss, and they saw the eyes of a friend They all cried, and I am no longer allowed to DM for them. fuckyeahsnackables GLORIOUS. battlecrazed-axe- mage Excellent DMing! Source: forgamers 23,729 notes Great DD campaign
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Great DD campaign: thouartathaumaturgeharry G battlecrazed-axe-mage forgamers They should make a co- op game where you and a buddy go through many levels, leveling up and beating bosses But the final boss is each other You were my brother Player 2! crunchthedeerstroyer I one time did a campaign in DND where the entire party woke up in a trash heap, memories wiped, when a man in shining white armor approached them. He helped them up, healed them, and helped them escape what was essentially the dump and find their way into the sunlight. He told them of the tale of a wicked king of immense power who bargained for his abilities from a demon, hoping to save his kingdom, and succumbed to the evil after his wife died. The wife had a pearl necklace, and it was the man's duty to find those pearls, because they held a magic in them that could defeat the king This particular NPC was startlingly overpowered at first, right a long the levels of 6 while everyone else was just starting out, and he helped them along in the most dire situations, healing, defeating, and even resurrecting for them. There would be periods where he would be gone, and the party would have to face a crypt full of mummies together or dive into the deepest parts of the ocean and retrieve these milky white pearls that would give them the ability to help their friend and defeat the wicked king. Slowly, their memories came back to them, and that was a stark comfort for them, but the entire time, there seemed to be a piece missing After they retrieved 5 pearls (they broke the 6th one), they journied with the man to the wicked king's castle, and fought their way through endless ranks of guards, undead, demons, and even a lich, until they made their way to the sacred bed chamber of the king, that they all remembered the story of from before they had awoken in that garbage pile They opened the doors, only to find it empty save the usual furniture, marred by scratches and the ancient scrawl of demons. The man in the white armor sighed and walked into the bedroom. And his armor changed from white to pitch black, and the whole party remembered suddenly. That was the face of the wicked king, the face that smiled at them whenever he healed them, the face that looked stern as they suggested stupids things to find the pearls. Apparently, in lapses of the demon's control, the king had found a way to set him self up for defeat, by bringing his wive's pearls along with brave, powerful warriors. Every absence he felt was where he had to return to the demon's control and become the wicked king again, but he was determined to fight himself, to rid his own evil from the world, to end this curse of immortality and see his loved one again. I made the party fight the final boss, and they saw the eyes of a friend They all cried, and I am no longer allowed to DM for them. fuckyeahsnackables GLORIOUS. battlecrazed-axe- mage Excellent DMing! Source: forgamers 23,729 notes Great DD campaign
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mailadreapta: notaspookyhomosexualjohnegbert: ghostabletoastables: when i was very small i assumed this song was about some lady who literally kept a human face in a jar by the door and since father mckenzie buried her that meant that he also killed her and basically i thought eleanor rigby was about zombies until i was like 12 years old This is so much better than anything I couldโ€™ve envisioned listening to the song. 100% improving the Beatles by making them into short horror stories. : ELEAND PICKS UP THE RICE RIGBYIN THE CHuURCH WHERE A WEDDING HAS BEEN LIVES IN A DREAM WAITS AT THE WEARING THE FACE THAT SHE KEEP S IN A JAR BY THE แปฑOR WHO IS IT FOR ALL THE LONNELY PEOPLE WHERE Do THEY ALL CONE FRoM ALL THE LONELY PEOPLEHERE Do THEY AL BELONG? FATHER NcKEN2IE WRITING THE WbRDS OFA SERMON THAT ND ONE WILL HEAR NO ONE ConMES NEAR 6 LOOK AT HIM WORKING SocKS IN THE NIGHT WHEN THERE'S NOBO DY THERE WHAT DOES ะฝะต CARE? 0 ALL THE LONEUY PEDRLE WHERE DO THEY ALL COME FROM? ALL THE LONELY PEOPLE WHaE Do THEY ALL BaoNb 9 ELEANdR DIED IN THE CHuRCH RIGBY FATHER MCKENZIE AND WAS BURIEDF ALONu WTH HER NO ONE wAS SAvED NAME WIPING THE DIRT FRoM HIS HANDS As HE WAUKS FROM HER GRAVE NDBODY CAME mailadreapta: notaspookyhomosexualjohnegbert: ghostabletoastables: when i was very small i assumed this song was about some lady who literally kept a human face in a jar by the door and since father mckenzie buried her that meant that he also killed her and basically i thought eleanor rigby was about zombies until i was like 12 years old This is so much better than anything I couldโ€™ve envisioned listening to the song. 100% improving the Beatles by making them into short horror stories.

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The Quest For The Pearl Necklace: thouartathaumaturgeharry battlecrazed-axe-mage forgamers They should make a co- op game where you and a buddy go through many levels, leveling up and beating bosses But the nal boss is each other You were my brother Player 2! crunchthedeerstroyer I one time did a campaign in DND where the entire party woke up in a trash heap, memories wiped, when a man in shining white armor approached them. He helped them up healed them, and helped them escape what was essentially the dump and find their way into the sunlight. He told them of the tale of a wicked king of immense power who bargained for his abilities from a demon, hoping to save his kingdom, and succumbed to the evil after his wife died. The wife had a pearl necklace, and it was the man's duty to find those pearls, because they held a magic in them that could defeat the king This particular NPC was startlingly overpowered at first, right a long the levels of 6 while everyone else was just starting out, and he helped them along in the most dire situations, healing, defeating, and even resurrecting for them. There would be periods where he would be gone, and the party would have to face a crypt full of mummies together or dive into the deepest parts of the ocean and retrieve these milky white pearls that would give them the ability to help their friend and defeat the wicked king. Slowly, their memories came back to them, and that was a stark comfort for them, but the entire time there seemed to be a piece missing After they retrieved 5 pearls (they broke the 6th one), they journied with the man to the wicked king's castle, and fought their way through endless ranks of guards, undead, demons, and even a lich, until they made their way to the sacred bed chamber of the king, that they all remembered the story of from before they had awoken in that garbage pile They opened the doors, only to find it empty save the usual furniture, marred by scratches and the ancient scrawl of demons. The man in the white armor sighed and walked into the bedroom And his armor changed from white to pitch black, and the whole party remembered suddenly. That was the face of the wicked king, the face that smiled at them whenever he healed them, the face that looked stern as they suggested stupids things to find the pearls. Apparently, in lapses of the demon's control, the king had found a way to set him self up for defeat, by bringing his wive's pearls along with brave, powerful warriors. Every absence he felt was where he had to return to the demon's control and become the wicked king again, but he was determined to fight himself, to rid his own evil from the world to end this curse of immortality and see his loved one again I made the party fight the final boss, and they saw the eyes of a friend They all cried, and I am no longer allowed to DM for them. fuckyeahsnackables GLORIOUS. battlecrazed-axe-mage Excellent DMing! Source: forgamers 23,729 notes The Quest For The Pearl Necklace
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During a roundtable interview for The Hollywood Reporter, actor Denzel Washington was asked about his worst jobs. He replied: "I was a garbage man...you get eight hours of work, but you can do it in three. So you can go home as soon as you finish. Post office, you get three hours of work, and you make it last eight. I did both. I liked being a garbage man better." Then Washington made a salient point about the film and television industry: "They weren't bad jobs. Just like people say: 'Oh, the difficulty of making a movie.' I'm like, listen, send your son to Iraq-that's difficult. It's just a movie. It's like, relax. I don't play that precious nonsense. It's like, oh, a movie. Get outta here. Your son got shot in the face? That's difficult. Making a movie is a luxury; it's a gift. It's an opportunity, and most importantly, it's a gift. Obviously, everybody here is talented enough to do that, but don't get it twisted. It's just a movie. It ain't that big a deal." Denzel Washington is absolutely right. He hit the nail on the head. Hollywood stars have exaggerated their influence and their importance in American society too much: they are trying to teach Americans life and convince them that Trump is a bad choice. Such actresses as Meryl Streep are too pretentious. They should refrain from political commentaries and stop pretending to be great connoisseurs and fathers of the nation. It would be better for everyone. veteranscomefirst veterans_us Veterans Usveterans veteransUSA SupportVeterans Politics USA America Patriots Gratitude HonorVets thankvets supportourtroops semperfi USMC USCG USAF Navy Army military godblessourmilitary soldier holdthegovernmentaccountable RememberEveryoneDeployed Usflag StarsandStripes: VETERANS "MAKING A MOVIE ISALUXURY, IT SA GIFT SEND YOUR SONTO IRAQ... THATS DIFFICULT DENZEL WASHINGTON During a roundtable interview for The Hollywood Reporter, actor Denzel Washington was asked about his worst jobs. He replied: "I was a garbage man...you get eight hours of work, but you can do it in three. So you can go home as soon as you finish. Post office, you get three hours of work, and you make it last eight. I did both. I liked being a garbage man better." Then Washington made a salient point about the film and television industry: "They weren't bad jobs. Just like people say: 'Oh, the difficulty of making a movie.' I'm like, listen, send your son to Iraq-that's difficult. It's just a movie. It's like, relax. I don't play that precious nonsense. It's like, oh, a movie. Get outta here. Your son got shot in the face? That's difficult. Making a movie is a luxury; it's a gift. It's an opportunity, and most importantly, it's a gift. Obviously, everybody here is talented enough to do that, but don't get it twisted. It's just a movie. It ain't that big a deal." Denzel Washington is absolutely right. He hit the nail on the head. Hollywood stars have exaggerated their influence and their importance in American society too much: they are trying to teach Americans life and convince them that Trump is a bad choice. Such actresses as Meryl Streep are too pretentious. They should refrain from political commentaries and stop pretending to be great connoisseurs and fathers of the nation. It would be better for everyone. veteranscomefirst veterans_us Veterans Usveterans veteransUSA SupportVeterans Politics USA America Patriots Gratitude HonorVets thankvets supportourtroops semperfi USMC USCG USAF Navy Army military godblessourmilitary soldier holdthegovernmentaccountable RememberEveryoneDeployed Usflag StarsandStripes

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I'm actually quite impressed lol ... I mean there's no way I would ever do this for an adrenaline rush or the thrill of it because it's not even my feet or balance that would probably fail me because I have impeccable balance... I once stood on top of the bannister of a stairwell in the dark on one leg and held my breath for 46 seconds after trying to sneak out of a girls house while she went to the toilet... who I'm pretty sure was planning on holding me hostage until the morning so she could introduce me to her parents... no it's the flashbacks I might get of the hot oil jumping out of the pan while frying plantain and hitting me in the face that would make me fall off: The thrill they're looking for is in two maggi cubes or All Purpose Seasoning and they don't even know it. lsima Odeh alsimaOdeh White people always doing the most. Smh. I'm actually quite impressed lol ... I mean there's no way I would ever do this for an adrenaline rush or the thrill of it because it's not even my feet or balance that would probably fail me because I have impeccable balance... I once stood on top of the bannister of a stairwell in the dark on one leg and held my breath for 46 seconds after trying to sneak out of a girls house while she went to the toilet... who I'm pretty sure was planning on holding me hostage until the morning so she could introduce me to her parents... no it's the flashbacks I might get of the hot oil jumping out of the pan while frying plantain and hitting me in the face that would make me fall off
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<p><a href="http://jontronshat.info/post/116740974693/17rn-chimnney-the-face-that-launched-a-1000" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">jontronshat</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://17rn.tumblr.com/post/116271067478/chimnney-the-face-that-launched-a-1000-memes" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">17rn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://chimnney.tumblr.com/post/116090389359/the-face-that-launched-a-1000-memes-the-man-the" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">chimnney</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>The Face That Launched a 1000 Memes</p><p><i>The Man, The Myth, The Legend: Pepe the Frog</i></p></blockquote> <p>this belongs on a time magazine cover</p></blockquote> <p>this belongs in the 9th circle of hell</p></blockquote> <p>this belongs with all the greatest works of art ever produced by humanity</p>: <p><a href="http://jontronshat.info/post/116740974693/17rn-chimnney-the-face-that-launched-a-1000" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">jontronshat</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://17rn.tumblr.com/post/116271067478/chimnney-the-face-that-launched-a-1000-memes" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">17rn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://chimnney.tumblr.com/post/116090389359/the-face-that-launched-a-1000-memes-the-man-the" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">chimnney</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>The Face That Launched a 1000 Memes</p><p><i>The Man, The Myth, The Legend: Pepe the Frog</i></p></blockquote> <p>this belongs on a time magazine cover</p></blockquote> <p>this belongs in the 9th circle of hell</p></blockquote> <p>this belongs with all the greatest works of art ever produced by humanity</p>

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