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Children, Empire, and Friends: a oh-my-jaeger I was taking photos of my grandmas cat and He got the peg!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Source: oh-mv-jaeger ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜คTalos the mighty! ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ชTalos the unerring! ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏTalos the unassailable! โœŠโœŠโœŠTo you we give praise!๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿ™Œ We are but maggots, ๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ›writhing ใ€ฐin the filth ๐Ÿ‘ฃ๐Ÿ‘ฃ๐Ÿ‘ฃof our own corruption! ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฒ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ”ชWhile you have ascended๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜‡ from the dung๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ of mortality, ๐Ÿ‘ฅ๐Ÿ’€and now walk among the stars!๐ŸŒ โญโœจ But you were once man!๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ‘จ Aye!โœ…โœ”โœ… And as man, ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ‘ฆyou said, โ€œLet me show you the power๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช of Talos Stormcrownโšก๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ”ฑ, born of the North,๐Ÿ†™๐Ÿ”โ˜ where my breath ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จis long winter. โ„โ›„I breathe๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ง now, in royalty,๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ’ฒand reshape this land๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ„ which is mine. I do this for you,๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘‰ Red Legions, for I love you๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž.โ€ Aye, love. โคโคโคLove! ๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’“Even as man,๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿ‘ด great Talos cherished us. ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ขFor he saw in us, ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘in each of us,๐Ÿ‘ซ๐Ÿ‘ฌ๐Ÿ‘ญ the future of Skyrim! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘The future of Tamriel!๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ And there it is, friends! ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™The ugly truth! ๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿ™€We are the children of man! ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ‘ดTalos is the true god๐Ÿ˜‡โ›ช๐Ÿ’’ of man! Ascended ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ˜‡from flesh,๐Ÿ‘ƒ๐Ÿ‘ƒ๐Ÿ‘ƒ to rule the realm of spirit!๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ‘ป The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven๐Ÿ‘ฑ๐Ÿ‘ฑ๐Ÿ‘ฑ overlords! ๐Ÿ‘บ๐Ÿ‘บSharing the heavens ๐ŸŒŒ๐ŸŒŒwith us? With man?๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿ‘ท๐Ÿ’‚ Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth!๐ŸŒŽ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ Today, they take away your faith.๐Ÿšซโ›ช๐Ÿšซ But what of tomorrow?โ‰โ‰ What then? Do the elves ๐Ÿ‘ฑ๐Ÿ‘ฑtake your homes? ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ Your businesses? ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฆ๐ŸฅYour children? ๐Ÿ‘ช๐Ÿ‘ช๐Ÿ‘ชYour very lives?๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ”ช And what does the Empire do?๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿฐ Nothing! โŒโŒโŒNay, worse than nothing! โŽโŽโŽThe Imperial machine enforces the will of the Thalmor!๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿ™… Against its own people!๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜  So rise up! โ˜โ˜Rise up,๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘† children๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿ‘ถ of the Empire! ๐Ÿฐ๐ŸฐRise up, ๐Ÿ†™๐Ÿ†™๐Ÿ†™Stormcloaks!๐Ÿ’งโšก Embrace the word of mighty ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ชTalos, he who is both man and Divine!๐Ÿ‘ผ๐Ÿ‘ผ๐Ÿ‘ผ For we are the children of man!๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ‘ฆ And we shall inherit both the heavens๐ŸŒŒ๐ŸŒŒ๐ŸŒŒ and the earth! ๐ŸŒŽ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒAnd we, not the Elves๐Ÿ‘ฑ๐Ÿ‘ฑ๐Ÿ‘ฑ or their toadies, ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿธwill rule Skyrim! Forever!๐Ÿ’ฏโœ”๐Ÿ’ฏ Terrible and powerful Talos! ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ‘‘We, your unworthy servants,๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™ give praise! ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™ŒFor only through your grace and benevolence ๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’“may we truly reach enlightenment!๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ And deserve our praise you do, ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘for we are one! ๐Ÿ‘Ere you ascended ๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜ and the Eight๐Ÿ•—๐Ÿ•—๐Ÿ•— became Nine, ๐Ÿ•˜๐Ÿ•˜๐Ÿ•˜you walked๐Ÿ‘ฃ๐Ÿ‘ฃ among us, great Talos, not as god โ€ขL

๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜คTalos the mighty! ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ชTalos the unerring! ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏTalos the unassailable! โœŠโœŠโœŠTo you we give praise!๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿ™Œ We are but maggots, ๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ›writhing ใ€ฐin the f...

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