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Physics, Bagel, and Three: Jake @dubiousrhetoric [after I cut a bagel] would you like the side that is somehow three times larger than the original bagel or the side that is the first object ever to have only two dimensions 2/18/18, 10:04 AM 23.1K Retweets 112K Likes Physics-defying bagels

Physics-defying bagels

Grandpa, Amazing, and Old: gianne @viagianne i finally reunited with my grandpa after 15 years and the first thing he shows me is a picture of 5-year old me that he's kept in his wallet ever since Amazing man

Amazing man

Memes, Movies, and Netflix: DID YOU KNOW MOVIES FACT #1242 Aquaman is the first DC film since 2012 to earn more than $1 Billion at the international box-office 🎇📽️🎬 • • • • Double Tap and Tag someone who needs to know this 👇 All credit to the respective film and producers. Movie Movies Film TV Cinema MovieNight Hollywood Netflix aquaman amberheard jasonmomoa dc dceu

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A Dream, Dating, and Fuckboy: Yeah sex is cool but have you ever roasted a fuckboy in your group chat for over an hour? We're launching a dating app SOO SOON! It's your last chance to enter to win a dream vaca for 2 to @melia.puntacanabeachresort with 4 pools and a spa! Go to the link in our bio to sign up win and be the first to hear all the details.

Doctor, Elf, and Target: DND DICE PROMPT CREATOR 1D12 FOR CLASS 1D20 FOR RACE 1. BARD 2. SORCERER 3. RANGER 4. WARLOCK 5. RoGUE 6. PALADIN 7. FIGHTER 8. CLERIC 9. BARBARIAN 10. WIZARD 11. MONK 12. DRUID 1. HUMAN 2. HALFLİNG 12, HALF-ORC 3. ELF 11. HALF-EL 13. TABAXI 14. FIRBOLG DWARF 5. GNOME 6.TIEFLİNG 16. GOLIATH 7. AASIMAR17. TRITON 8. GENASI 9. DRAGONBORN 19. KENKU 10. GoBLIN 20. KOBOLD 15. AARAKOCRA 18. ORO 1D20 FOR BACKGROUND 11. FoLK HER 1. NoBLE 2. CRIMINAL 12. FARME 3. SOLDIER 4. PIRATE 5. HERMIT 6. MERCENARY 16. CHARLATAN 7. ENTERTAINER 17, DOCTOR 8. SPY 9. AcoLYTE 10. KNIGHT 13. MERCHANT 14. PRISONER 15. BoUNTY HUNTER 18. MYSTIC 19. EXILE 20, ARTISAN spectreshark: I’m sure I’m not the first person to make something like this but I’ve been thinking about Inktober/Drawtober and I really wanted a way to quickly get character ideas so I thought I’d share.You just roll dice and get yourself a character idea!Feel free to use

spectreshark: I’m sure I’m not the first person to make something like this but I’ve been thinking about Inktober/Drawtober and I really wa...

Family, Grandpa, and Old: gianne @viagianne i finally reunited with my grandpa after 15 years and the first thing he shows me is a picture of 5-year old me that he's kept in his wallet ever since My family does this too!

My family does this too!

Future, Too Much, and Wine: When you have too much wine on the first date @tytywalls When you drink to loosen up and end up finishing 2 bottles of wine. Amazing first impression! Pretty sure he’s gonna call n ask me to be his future wife!!! 🤗😍 IDO 👰🏼 SOUNDON

Bless Up, England, and Fam: Stella, 8 weeks old, 10/10 would pet again Photographed on Newberry Street in Boston as Stella was being walked for the first time by her human <— THIS IS THE REAL STORY FAM SEE THIS SOME FAIRY TALE ISHT BRUV 😂. “Met this lovely pup named Willa whilst casually strolling down Piccadilly in London as I sipped Lavender Earl Grey tea from a fine ceramic teacup and enjoyed England’s last remaining days of calm before our chaotic exit from the EU” OK I AM DONE WILDIN BLESS UP 😍😂😂 (pic: @adelemarie5678)

Photographed on Newberry Street in Boston as Stella was being walked for the first time by her human

Dad, Head, and Latinos: jake @squidslippers i remember the first time i asked my dad to sign something for me in high school. he shook his head and said "if i sign this, you're going to have to learn how to forge my signature. if you sign it from the start, youll be able to sign whatever you want and they'll never know." Nicee 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼😂😂 🔥 Follow Us 👉 @latinoswithattitude 🔥 latinosbelike latinasbelike latinoproblems mexicansbelike mexican mexicanproblems hispanicsbelike hispanic hispanicproblems latina latinas latino latinos hispanicsbe

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Club, Crying, and Memes: gianne @viagianne i finally reunited with my grandpa after 15 years and the first thing he shows me is a picture of 5-year old me that he's kept irn his wallet ever since Y am I crying in the club rn

Y am I crying in the club rn

England, Football, and Memes: 8Fact Football 5 On this day 8 Years ago, Ryan Babel became the first player ever to be fined for comments on Twitter after posting a picture of Howard Webb in a Manchester Utd shirt after Liverpool lost 1-0 against Manchester Utd. He had to pay a £10,000 fine and apologise to the referee. Was this worth the £10,000 fine? 😂🤷🏾‍♂️🤔⚽️💰 • • england manchester liverpoolfc liverpool football fulham england fine netherlands memphisdepay realmadrid cristianoronaldo premierleague

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Memes, Shit, and Http: Me Man, 2018 was shit, I surely hope 2019 will be better.. 2019: *literally in the first 2 weeks* That's how mafiaworks Every year it gets worse via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2swqNsv

Life, Memes, and Work: It's strange to work in an hospital. You know, in a room there's a father holding his son for the first time, in another room there's a son holding his father for the last time. And then in another room there's a guy with a remote stuck in the anus. It's the circle of life. That’s deep.

Dank, Life, and Work: It's strange to work in an hospital. You know, in a room there's a father holding his son for the first time, in another room there's a son holding his father for the last time. And then in another room there's a guy with a remote stuck in the anus. It's the circle of life.

Funny, Tablet, and Cloud: So technically Moses is the first man to download files from the cloud using a tablet. www.exodus.com

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Memes, Rap, and 🤖: KAMIKAZE HAS NOW SOLD OVER 500K PURE COPIES UT'S THE FIRST 2018 ALBUM TO ACHIEVE THIS @rap KAMIKAZ3 TİKCUS DARRKTAI DVISORY @Eminem's 'Kamikaze' has now sold over 500,000 pure copies in the US. It's the first 2018 solo album to achieve this❗️❗️

@Eminem's 'Kamikaze' has now sold over 500,000 pure copies in the US. It's the first 2018 solo album to achieve this❗️❗️

Ass, Thank You, and Old: Thread Sahlt and 2 others liked riley @lgbtop my 12 year old ass knew he was fine since the first episode of jessie thank you very much jite (jee-tay) @JITEAGEGE cameron boyce really did not need to snap this hard Show this thread LAPALME Cameron .* (◠‿◠) @ᴛᴏɴɪᴀkɪɴʙᴀ

Life, Http, and Net: Gandhi said that whatever you do in life will be insignificant But it's very important that you do it l tend to agree with the first part. http://iglovequotes.net/

http://iglovequotes.net/

Ass, Memes, and Naruto: SouljaByApple Developers Soulja Pod blueprints Naruto hit the largest lick on the first episode 💯 real ass nigga

First, Gonna, and Goodbye: (Who's gonna be the first to say goodbye?)

Life, Http, and Net: Gandhi said that whatever you do in life will be insignificant But it's very important that you do it l tend to agree with the first part. http://iglovequotes.net/

http://iglovequotes.net/

Anaconda, Android, and Blackpeopletwitter: David Dennis Jr. @DavidDTSS Trump is doing everything everyone on Comicview said the first black president would do Taylor Mason @taylomason Better pics of the feast Show this thread . Amway two 100% WOLILd Rather be 4:17 PM. 1/14/19 - Twitter for Android You can’t make this stuff up (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

You can’t make this stuff up (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Bad, Monster, and Saw: 17 Women Remember What They Thought the First Time They Saw a Penis "Monster. Very bad." -Olivia*, 23 "It felt like I saw something evolutionarily incorrect." - Eileen, 21 "This worm looks mad." - Sarah, 23 effington: The only good article Cosmo has ever done

Matt Damon, Tumblr, and The Departed: shittymoviedetails: In The Departed (2006), Matt Damon and Mark Wahlberg play two different characters— a subtle nod to them being two different actors, despite my wife being unable to tell them apart on the first viewing of the movie.

Dank, Girl, and Time: ROL BENJAMIN/STORYFUL This baby girl got her first hearing aids and can't contain her happiness after hearing her sister's voice for the first time 😍👶

The Game, Game, and Time: HOW YOU REMEMBER THE GAME LOOKED LIKE HOW İT ACTUALLY LOOKS LIKE When you're replaying a game from your childhood for the first time in ages... https://t.co/N1nPvmndnC

When you're replaying a game from your childhood for the first time in ages... https://t.co/N1nPvmndnC

Charlie, Crazy, and Tumblr: darthvcder Follow "kids these days are so cringey w their fortnite dances-" are none of yall going to acknowledge the sh t we did. are we not going to acknowledge gangnam style. what does the fox say. if we go older hamster dance. crazy frog the f ing duck song. the llama song. charlie the unicorn. let he who is without sin throw the first stone Tumblr post about millennials being just as cringey as Gen Z kids

Tumblr post about millennials being just as cringey as Gen Z kids

Funny, Music, and Tumblr: Scientists have developed the first Telescopic contact lens. This lens is capable of zooming your vision to 3 times. Brock @ImTheeBrock All we asked for was to exit YouTube while plaving music

Brains, God, and Shit: YEAH, YEAH, KNOW! THE WOMAN WASN'T OUR TARGET! BLUT SHAKING HER UP COULD STILL WORK HOME HE MIGHT FIND US EITHER WAY MEAN, IF WE DON'T 2 doktorgirlfriend: land-of-brains-and-chocolate: land-of-brains-and-chocolate: reminder that right after they stir up some iconic drama by spending their first appearance scaring both the dead and living shit out of mary jane, the symbiote’s first dialogue as it is related to us is “why the FUCK did we do that” and this sets the tone for pretty much the rest of their villainous cooperation like i know there’s a canon take on this but in my humble opinion the first two very sensible and not particularly memorable “try pushing him in front of a train” and “try pushing him off a building” plans to kill peter were by the symbiote and when they failed it was like. alright eddie. you try. and eddie, with no further warning or explanation, pulls this shit and the symbiote just has to sit there like what, nay, who in god’s name have i gotten myself into. why did it have to be a man with flair and zero scruples #god how long did they sit in the dark for “…Eddie, it’s been three hours.” “Just be patient. Trust me. This is gonna look sick.” “…We could’ve pushed him down at least five elevator shafts by now.”

Dank, Game of Thrones, and Game: The first official trailer for the final season of Game Of Thrones has dropped 🙌🏻

Dank, Snow, and Time: UNILAD Just an adorable little guy seeing snow for the first time 😍❄️

Bando, God, and Memes: @rap QuavoYRN @QuavoStuntin Diamond damn. Got to be the first trap nigga go diamond on god straight out the Bando TRAP HISTORY Yessirr Quavo speaks on ‘Congratulations” going diamond 💎 (📸 @brandondull)

Dating, Instagram, and Soon...: He's always the first person to watch my Instagram story so he obviously likes me Delivered Well your mom is the first one to watch mine so like... not really We're launching a dating app and it's coming out SOOO soon. Go to the link in the bio to be the first to find out all the details! For every friend you sign up you'll get an additional entry to win a free international dream beach vaca!

We're launching a dating app and it's coming out SOOO soon. Go to the link in the bio to be the first to find out all the details! For every...

Anaconda, Funny, and Memes: When you have too much wine on the first date @tytywalls this is 100% accurate (via @tytywalls)

Doctor, Drinking, and Google: Sprint LTE 8:17 PM * 31%(10 Home (3) Active now This might seem Hey totally random but I'm curious. What do you know about Pure Therapeutic Ketones and ketosis? Hey! I am diabetic. Ketones is byproduct of your body burning through fat. Once the fat is gone it starts burning your protein. Which is what your muscles and organs are made of. People who do the keto diet have to replace what is lost by the diet. That's why it's so fatty and protein based. People who are on it for too long can have kidney, liver heart, lung, and muscle damage Ketosis is what a lot of diabetic die from I don't diet. I portion control and eat healthy. Carbs are necessary for proper bodily functions. As a nurse you should know that. Sprint LTE 9:02 PM * 25% @ } Home (3) Active now Hey girl, you seem to be really knowledgeable about this which is really awesome! Let me connect you with my friend Christen. She's a nurse and she has been drinking ketones for a really long time! She would totally be able to answer any questions you have. Are you open to that? Do you know what diabetic ketoacidosis is? I do. And it's from ketones. I was in the icu and almost died from it. My body was shutting down and if my friend wouldn't have brought me to the Er I would have gone into cardiac arrest and died at home with no help. I'm not the person to sell that stuff to. I can pull up numerous articles that actually have real statistics and medical proof backing up what this fad diet does to the human body. Liver failure, kidney failure, blindness, amputations of extremities, heart failure, neuropathy, and much much more. No one wants people researching this information Sprint LTE 9:02 PM * 25% KHome (3) ctive Do you know what diabetic ketoacidosis is? I do. And it's from ketones. I was in the icu and almost died from it. My body was shutting down and if my friend wouldn't have brought me to the Er I would have gone into cardiac arrest and died at home with no help. I'm not the person to sell that stuff to. I can pull up numerous articles that actually have real statistics and medical proof backing up what this fad diet does to the human body. Liver failure, kidney failure, blindness, amputations of extremities, heart failure, neuropathy, and much much more. No one wants people researching this information because they are capitalizing on permanent damage and death for their own financial gain. People blindly start these diets without researching them. It will take years off of the lives of a lot of people and that means less time with the ones they love. I do not advocate the diet. But thank you for trying. I Sprint LTE ※ 9:12 PM ア* 23% a KHome (2) C0 Active now researching them. It will take years off of the lives of a lot of people and that means less time with the ones they love. I do not advocate the diet. But thank you for trying. Ketosis and ketoacidosis are two totally different things. We are actually born in ketosis and stay that way until we are introduced to a traditional American diet. I totally respect your opinion though They are not. Ask a doctor like I did. Google it actually. Ketones put your body into a state of ketoacidosis Which is exactly what causes all of that. Americans need to stop eating processed foods and eating healthy. Plus getting up and being active is important to a balanced and healthy lifestyle. Americans are fooled by what's advertised and what's easy. As a consumer, it is our responsibility to be educated. Sprint LTE 9:21 PM Home (2) Active now Americans are fooled by what's advertised and what's easy. As a consumer, it is our responsibility to be educated https:/thcliphd.com/video clip-516648776d4f4243676f464 5 Ketosis vs Diabetic Ketoacidosis Clip Ketosis vs Diabetic Ketoacidosis, video Ketosis vs Diabetic Ketoacidosis, video clip Ketosis vs Diabetic Ketoacidosis 720 Ketosis vs Diabetic Ketoacidosis 1080, Ketosis vs Diabetic Ketoacidosis thcliphd.com I don't care. Shut up and go the fuck away. I thought you'd get that shit with the first response. Go away. Far away. 00四0 Aa Gotta love MLM's

Never, Down, and First: IM NEVER SHOCKED WHEN PEOPLE LET ME D0WN NOWADAYSI JUST HATE THE FACT THAT I PUT MYSELF IN A POSITION TO BE LET DOWN IN THE FIRST PLACE

Crazy, Focus, and Lyrics: @MareOT7 I want ppl to understand that we support BTS because of what they stand for, their socially conscious lyrics & genuine personalities. I'm tired of this huge fandom crazy fangirl narrative being the only thing ppl focus on figure out WHY they got that fandom in the first place #BTS 🐾

#BTS 🐾

Funny, Pop, and First: Type @R and the first person to pop up has to buy you taco s. 😋

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Funny, Memes, and Twitter: Me to me: "I'm a prize. I'm not even going to kiss on the first date. He has to EARN me." Also me: *shaves vagina, just in case* sarcasm-only (via twitter-womblear69)

Dank, Run, and Time: DO you ever wish you had a Second chance to meet someone again for the first time, so you could run the other way? Olympic sprinter in a matter of seconds.

Olympic sprinter in a matter of seconds.

Baked, Family, and Friends: The Japanese say you have three faces. BUSH'S BEST Original BAKED BEANS The first face, you show to the world. The second face, you show to your close friends, and your family. The third face, is a can of baked beans It is the truest reflection of who you are. This is me

This is me

Friends, Memes, and Work: Missy Elliott is the first female hip hop artist inducted into Songwriters Hall of Fame!! Missy Elliott @MissyElliott I want to CONGRATULATE all the AMAZING songwriters who have been inducted into the 2019 "Song Writers Hall of Famerii also those who were nominated because their body of work is AMAZING+, LAM SO HUMBLY GRATEFUL to now be inducted alsoAI you all missyelliott just made history‼️ 📸: @missymisdemeanorelliott Follow @bars for more ➡️ DM 5 FRIENDS

missyelliott just made history‼️ 📸: @missymisdemeanorelliott Follow @bars for more ➡️ DM 5 FRIENDS

Memes, Celebrities, and 🤖: p in Davido's body, You wake u What's the first thing you do? This should be fun 😂😂 What would you do? ⬇️⬇️ . KraksTV Entertainment Davido Celebrities DMW

This should be fun 😂😂 What would you do? ⬇️⬇️ . KraksTV Entertainment Davido Celebrities DMW

Beautiful, Life, and School: flowersinbonecages: 19 delete edit You're pathetic. Please kill yourself Anonymous The other day I was very seriously contemplating suicide. Had I received a message like this then, I legitimately believe I would have attempted to take my own life. Unfortunately for you, two days ago a littie boy saved me. I didn't even know him -yet as we passed each other he said I was beautiful and deserved to live. Just like that. As tumbir becomes more populated, the amount of times I see hate on my dash is becoming more frequent. Often after my initial fury at seeing the cruel message dies down, I wonder what it is in the anonymous' life that has made them so bitter, heartless and cold, that they feel compelled to tell someone that they are not beautiful or are undeserving of life. I have failed to think of anything. I can find no reasons for such inhumanity. 3 weeks ago, a 13 year old girl from my town committed suicide because she was being bullied. The amount of people it affected is astounding. Her father is going to walk her down the aisle in a coffin as oppose to a beautiful white wedding dress. He's probably going to cry himself to sleep tonight like he has done since she she died. He still remembers holding her the day she was born and promising to protect her no matter what. Her mum is never going to teach her how to put her new born baby to sleep. She is never going to have a first kiss. Have sex. Travel the world. Feel the rush of relief when she finishes her final exam. Turn eighteen. Have a baby. Feel anxious when her child goes to school for the first time. Someone murdered her with their words. Someone like you. I'm naive to think you will never send hate again, but please learn two things from my response. 1. t takes a few kind words to save someones life. 2. It takes a few cruel words to take someones life. VIA THEMETAPICTURE.COM epicjohndoe: Such A Beautiful Thought

epicjohndoe: Such A Beautiful Thought

First, In the End, and Always: The first lesson is the hardest but worth the reward in the end

Tumblr, Blog, and Com: PROGRESSION OF THE FIRST 10,000 DIGITS OF PI 9 0 you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com epicjohndoe: The First 10,000 Digits Of Pi Illustrated

epicjohndoe: The First 10,000 Digits Of Pi Illustrated

Love, Wow, and Never: l used to be so afraid of losing ppl, until i realized most of them were never really down for me in the first place. Even tho my loyalty & love for them ran deep, they could careless. So instead of being afraid of losing them, i fell back 8 watched them lose me... Wow, growth

Too Much, Wine, and Date: When you have too much wine on the first date @tytywalls Single and ready to ruin any and all social interactions @tytywalls

Asian, Love, and China: Red is the color next to Red is the color of blood, and be- orange at the end of cause of this it has historically the visible spectrum. been associated with sacrifice, The wavelength of red danger and courage. Modern light is approximately surveys in the United States and 620-740 nm on the Europe show red is the color electromagnetic spec- most commonly associated with heat, activity, passion, sexuality, anger, love, and joy. In China and many other Asian cultures, trum. it is the color of happiness, Red was the first color, after black and white, to have a name, and was the first color known to have been used in prehistoric art and decoration. Since the French Revolution, the red flag has been the symbolic color of revolution, and in the later 19th and 20th century, the m and symbolic color of socialis communism

Fbi, Shit, and Neil Armstrong: Neil Armstrong was the first person to land on the moon. Neil A.' Backwards is 'Alien' MESSAGES now FBI Delete that shit right now

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