Thomas and his friends: a togand toad-are-triends
My favorite thing about Thomas the Tank Engine is that in
canonically takes place in a train postapocalypse where
the island of Sodor is the only safe zone in a totalitarian
dysnopia in which steam trains are routinely killed and
their body parts are sold or canmbaled for repair
If you think I'm kidding you need to read the original
could you please direct me to a souroei would feel much
better if this was validated.
It took me so long to find this quote online but i did it
because it's so much darker than one might expect from
Thomas the Tank Engine
Engines on the Other Railway arent sale now. Their
controllers are eruel. They dont lke engines any more.
They put them on cold damp sidings, and then" Percy
nearly sobbed, "Ihey they cecut them up
"The Bluebels of England" Stepney the Bluebel
Engine. Rex Awdry, Wibert. London Egmont
This ilustration, by Gunvor and Peter fidwards,
accompanied the above text in the original book, and
depicts a pair of unfortunate Cther Railway engines
moments before being disassembled with a blowtorch
HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THE ONE IN THE BACKGROUND
THEY TOOK ITS FUCONG FACE OMG
the early thomas the tank engine books are pretty
standard stuff. saccharine bubblegum type stories and
ilustrations. you watched the show, is ke that in book
the second hall of the railway series are so fucking dark
and sureal im cominced they were a result of reverend
wilbur awdry doing copious amounts of lad and having
hallucinations of his own death.
Eecuse me but the rery fest story in the Railway Series is
about an engine who hides in a turnel and refuses to run
because he doesn't want to pet his paint job ruined in the
rain, so railway management seals off the tunnel
They eventually let him out because another engine
breaks down or something, but the original plan was to
just leave him in there forever
On the show, didnt they also hook up one engine to a
generator, so he'd never move again? That was iterally
one of the inesIn, Is on some other post on here. I
Yes! This also happened in the books, to an engine
refemed to only as "No. 2, but the selevision series
applied the same scenario to an inwented character
named "Smudger", in the episode "Granputf.
"Smudges" said Duke Was a show-off. He rode
roughly and often came off the rails. I warned him to
be careful, but he took no notice
Usten, Dukie" he snared. "Who wories about a few
Ha aid, but Smudger lghed
Unil one day. Manager said he was going to make
him useful at last. Smudger stopped laughing then"
Wwwhy What did he do
"He tumed him ito a generator. He's sil there behind
our shed. Hell never move again."
This is so fucked up
Okay, so we see Ralway Management doing all this shit,
right, but supposedly ifs so much worse in the Other
Ralays?i mea, sure, you might get tumed into
generator or bricked into a tunnel for not doing as yoưre
told, but at least you're not cut up and sold for parts,
right? s not so bod on the island of Sodot right?
Or maybe thara just what Rulway Managament warta the
engines to think
Maybe the island of Sodor is the real totalitarian regime,
and the engine citizens (slaves) are fed propaganda,
kustrated in belish araes and sulfurie vellows,about how
ilustrated in helish grays and sulfuric yellows, about how
bad it is everywhere else, at all the Other Railways.
You are lucky to be an engine of Seder.
Railmay Management cares about you
Tryst Railway Management.
Stay on Your Track.
It Could Be So Much Worse.
Wet the fuck is this train based 1984 bulshit
frogand toad are friends
Thomas and his friends
Hey I’m Joseph, nice to meet you.: Today 7:37 AM
Today 10:40 AM
Today 11:02 AM
Didn't expect to make it this far
to be honest
Today 11:19 AM
i wanna hear a joke now
hit me with your best
Three guys are talking about
how much better they are than
the other. The first guy says,
"I have the longer arm than the
both of you. In fact, I bet I have
the longest arms in the world!"
The second guy says,
"Well, I have the longest legs in
the room. In fact, I think I have
the longest legs in the world!"
Following the pattern, the
third guy says, "Well I have the
smallest penis in the room. In
fact, I bet I have the smallest
penis in the world."
The first guy turns to the third
guy and says,
"Weird flex, but okay. We
should contact The Guinness
Book of World Records to see
if we're right."
The two other guys agree. A
week later, they are meet by
a representative of Guinness
and are instructioned to enter a
room to get measured.
The first guy leaves the room
and with extreme excitement
"I have the longest arms in
The second guy exits the
room and with extreme
"I have the longest legs in
The third guy leaves the room
Crying and depressed and yells,
"Who the fuck is this Joseph
Hey I’m Joseph, nice to meet you.
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a standard caterpillar boy, fuzzy and charming, 8/10
a good boy, good
use of two tone shading, 9/10
unfortunately microsoft's thick outline doesnt work well here, and
this boy has to pay the price, 5/10
a smooth criminal, he got his ski-mask on and is ready to go in, 9/10
this boy's different and wild, and he's not afraid to be himself, 9/10
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too realistic for the color choice and line thickness. 3/10
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