'We told our mate we were in the house across the road'. This is brilliant 😂😂
5 more mins...
Straight facts 💯 https://t.co/DWtkuxjDhj
Facts 😂💯 https://t.co/4nZgUi0ChE
Who’s with me?
Yeah, always depressing. Time to go to the store. 🤣
Quinn Snyder looks like your neighbor whose work-life balance is so shot that he hastily mows the lawn each week in this three-piece suit an...
When your dog wants to be the only baby in the house 😂
Special thanks to: https://www.instagram.com/konabears/
(Wherein @TheRitaMoreno did an insane hip-hop tribute to me, Bronx sideways hat and all, and @aishatyler brought down the house as h...
Facts! 😂💯 https://t.co/WU0FwxjHIk
We cannot be complacent! We have to FIGHT and WIN in the mid-term elections. I want to know, how are you going to help me ensure a win for t...
Anon's mom comes home early
Gotta get em back.. 🤷♂️😂 https://t.co/EAbCcyfRkU
My sisters cat likes being pulled around on this mat and would notice I would pick up trash around the house. So he started doing this to ge...
I have a problem and I'm working on it
Every single one of them.. 😳😂 https://t.co/BVPys9SGRg
My mom's peacocks Snow & Twig that like to sneak in the house
We Should Know, Wouldn't You Agree....
True story. https://t.co/RWSxGa4eqH
When you gotta turn the radio down to see the house address https://t.co/FXp32pX2Ws
According to Affidavit, Fabolous Knocked Emily B's Two Front Teeth Out and Threatened To Kill Her, Her Father, and Her Brother After Finding...
*runs to room*
Timing is everything.
Jack messed up.
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Real love is right there...
Escalation level: 10
so i was playing fortnite w these really good players and they asked me to leavecause i suck HAHHAHAHAHA
I can’t breaf.
Her: Girl he got a “lil cut” now he think he’s cute! Meanwhile she’s tryna make sure you don’t leave the house all weekend. 😂
It’s pretty cool that they knocked down the house and replaced it with an ocean didn’t know that was possible u learn something new every da...
Why is Rand one of the only ones who actually cares about reading a bill BEFORE a vote?
this is so cute but i still don't want kids 😍😭