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Aliens, Krabby Patty, and Secret: Forget them aliens, we need to secure the krabby patty secret formula

Forget them aliens, we need to secure the krabby patty secret formula

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Dad, Fire, and Girls: What If?... So guys let's actually consider the scenario that people do raid Area 51. Here are my ideas on possible scenarios; 1. Its gonna be a massacre of more than half a million civilians. Let's be honest, Naruto run ain't gonna do shit against a bullet that's gonna travel at the "initial speed (called the muzzle velocity) that ranges from about 2000 km/h (1200 mph or 550 m/s) up to about 4500 km/h (2800 mph or 1250 m/s). ". 2. The guards will fire warning shots to frighten the raiders off / Government will prepare impenetrable defenses. No matter what Mountain Dew we are pumped up on, a bullet whizzing past your ear or falling few inches off your feet will scare the shit out of you 3. The Area 51 staff will either move any sensitive objects (potential aliens, tech) to any of the other 800 military bases the U.S. Government maintain. Area 51 is designated a test site for aircraft. Think about this from their perspective; the last thing they need is some jacked-up suicidal millennials exposing some secret tech (if not alien, prototype human tech) to rest of the world. Once they've moved, they will either let in any civilian to inspect every inch of the base 4. The other scenario is they will simply hide the stuff they got. It's a secret military base, for all we it could have hidden underground levels. Then they will allow raiders to inspect the base in controlled places. I mean what the heck are people gonna do if they find a huge locked metal vault? Nicely ask them to open it? If they refuse? Then what? Blow it? If you do, be careful this can quite possibly be considered a act of terrorism. Now, this being said, I sincerely y'all get to raid the base, find cat-girls, clap some alien cheeks and get out with the omnitrix, the Krabby Patty formula and Mark Zuckerburg's dad. Best of luck to you raiders! I thought it through
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