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Not a damn thing. We having bible studies to close out the sabbath then singing hymnals till Christ second coming. Girls only want one thing and it’s sickening. I remember I couldn’t even go to the corner store for some juice without my girl throwing it on me. It’s Friday and I just got a haircut for the Gods. Jesus himself couldn’t pull more hoes then me this particular day. I left my wallet in the laundry room when I see my girl folding some clothes. She instantly hit me with a spider man combo and had me webbbed up against the wall. I’m tryna plead my innocence and for Mercy but she not having it. she talking about the dick print too strong, when really I’m rocking the wrong kind of brief under my Nike tech pants. Don’t go around your girl With a fresh cut and gray sweatpants that’s like dropping a nice juicy steak in front of the line while the steak wearing a shirt that says eat me. Lions can’t even read. Same with woman. They don’t know when to stop. The pussy was bomb like search and destroy. I failed my brethren during no nut November. But what you gonna do when she hit you with the wet wet combo. Fuck y’all.: Guys, she invites you over and you see this, wyd? Not a damn thing. We having bible studies to close out the sabbath then singing hymnals till Christ second coming. Girls only want one thing and it’s sickening. I remember I couldn’t even go to the corner store for some juice without my girl throwing it on me. It’s Friday and I just got a haircut for the Gods. Jesus himself couldn’t pull more hoes then me this particular day. I left my wallet in the laundry room when I see my girl folding some clothes. She instantly hit me with a spider man combo and had me webbbed up against the wall. I’m tryna plead my innocence and for Mercy but she not having it. she talking about the dick print too strong, when really I’m rocking the wrong kind of brief under my Nike tech pants. Don’t go around your girl With a fresh cut and gray sweatpants that’s like dropping a nice juicy steak in front of the line while the steak wearing a shirt that says eat me. Lions can’t even read. Same with woman. They don’t know when to stop. The pussy was bomb like search and destroy. I failed my brethren during no nut November. But what you gonna do when she hit you with the wet wet combo. Fuck y’all.
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srsfunny:If Toddlers Could Actually Post On Facebook: toddler facebook from MOMMYSHORTS.com Ava B My mom thinks I'm going down for a nap when we get home. Bwahahaha. She's hilarious. Like Comment 2 minutes ago 15 toddlers like this. 1 minute ago Like 3 Luke A FYI- I convinced my mom I don't need a nap. Now she lets me watch TV every afternoon because SHE needs a break! WIN 23 seconds ago Like 14 Write a comment... Kara G I pooped in the bath tub while taking a bath last night and my mom had to scoop it up with a cup and flush it down the toilet. LMAO! Like Comment 4 minutes ago 12 toddlers like this Lila G I hope it wasn't one of my sippy cups, sis! 3 minutes ago via mobile Like s 2 Write a comment... Owen G Forgot the teacher's name at Gymboree today so called her Mommy. What's the big deal? Isn't that every woman's name? Like Comment 10 minutes ago 21 toddlers like this. Gillian H It's the woman in my house's name. 9 minutes ago Like 5 Thomas L Mine too! 5 minutes ago Like. Write a comment... Lee P My cat really looks like it needs it's tail pulled. Repeatedly. Like Comment 18 minutes ago 34 toddlers like this. Martin D So, here's the thing. I totally know how to use the potty. But Mommy keeps giving me treats if I make it seem like a surprise when I go. Psht. Diapers for life, yo. Like Comment 30 minutes ago 47 toddlers like this. Hannah W I stopped using diapers at 15 months. 22 minutes ago Like Charlie G UNLIKE 15 minutes ago Like 32 Write a comment.. KortneyA I opened all of my mom's tampons today and watched them expand in the toilet. It was awesome. You should all try this at home. Like Comment 34 minutes ago 16 toddlers like this. Cassie S Why did mommy walk into the laundry room?! Oh no, I don't think she's ever coming back! I'm going to be in the living room alone Like Comment 45 minutes ago 1 toddler likes this. Thomas L UPDATE: She came back. Sorry for the false alarm. 44 minutes ago Write a comment... Shelley B It's fun to ask for "no bubbles" once my bubble bath is ready. Like Comment 48 minutes ago 33 toddlers like this. Lucas N Is it bedtime yet? Because that's the time I like to announce I'm ready to eat my dinner Like Comment 1 hour ago 10 toddlers like this. Mark T I'm about to pretend I need to poop on the potty so... YES. 50 minutes ago Like 1 Write a comment... Nikki S Watch, I'm gonna ask for a red popsicle and when mom gives it to me, I'm going to scream 'I SAID PURPLE' and have a fit. Like Comment 1 hour ago 44 toddlers like this. Ella B Ha. I tried that yesterday with the blue sippy cup instead of the green one. SO MUCH FUN!!!! 54 minutes ago Like 4 Daniel N LOL. Moms are so easy to piss off 24 minutes ago Like- 23 Write a comment... MOMMYSHORTS.com you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com srsfunny:If Toddlers Could Actually Post On Facebook

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This should go without saying but here we are ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ by googlion FOLLOW HERE 4 MORE MEMES.: Voice o reason @Voiceoreason6 Rape prevention tips Rape Prevention Tips Don't put drugs in women's drinks 7 Remember, people go to the laundry room to 2 When you see a woman walking by herself, do their laundry. Do not attempt to molest someone who is alone in a laundry room. leave her alone 8 Use the Buddy System! If it is inconvenient for If you pull over to help a woman whose car has If you are in an elevator and a woman 5 When you encounter a woman who is asleep, 6 Never creep into a woman's home through an you to stop yourself from raping women, ask a trusted friend to accompany you at broken down, remember not to rape her all times. 9 Carry a rape whistle. If you find that you are gets in, don't rape her about to rape someone, blow the whistle until someone comes to stop you. 10 Don't forget: Honesty is the best policy. When asking a woman out on a date, don't pretend that you are interested in her as a person; tell her straight up that you expect to be raping her later. If you dont communicate your intentions, the woman may take it as a sign that you do not plan to rape her the safest course of action is to not rape her unlocked door or window, or spring out at her from between parked cars, or rape her Graphic by Wendy French 2018/06/20, 17:18 58 Retweets 37 Likes This should go without saying but here we are ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ by googlion FOLLOW HERE 4 MORE MEMES.

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critical-sproongle: failure-to-adult: crowsister: bodecats: onlyblackgirl: coleworld1: thikchikcity3: Projects laundry room cheat codes… Cuh a real one for this! WHY DO I HAVE TO PAY TO DO LAUNDRY IN A BUILDING I’M ALREADY PAYING TO LIVE IN???? This could be important for my fellow poor people who need to save as much as they can @we-are-rogue I did the math.  If I do a load of laundry every week (I technically have to do two, as my undershirts are washed at a different temperature and air dried), so its $6 a week.  That’s $312 per year.  There are six units in my building, assuming they are spending the same on average (but probably more), that’s $1872 per year that my landlord pulls in.  I can FRIGGIN GUARANTEE YOU that the collective building *DOES NOT* spend $1872 per year in water and power to run the washer and dryer.  I also pay $1200 per month in rent, which is $14,400 per year.  Between 6 units that’s $86,400, plus the laundry fees lets call that $88k that the building pulls in per year.  I can FUCKING GUARANTEE YOU this building does *NOT* use that much in water and property taxes, and every unit pays for its own electricity.My landlord owns 10 buildings, all of the same design.  The entire lot of 10 buildings has one superintendent.  The buildings do not have AC, their appliances have not been replaced in a minimum of 20+ years, and the washer and dryer are…well they’re ancient.I feel *ZERO* sympathy if I can make this work in the laundry room. Reblogging again becuase this is great : critical-sproongle: failure-to-adult: crowsister: bodecats: onlyblackgirl: coleworld1: thikchikcity3: Projects laundry room cheat codes… Cuh a real one for this! WHY DO I HAVE TO PAY TO DO LAUNDRY IN A BUILDING I’M ALREADY PAYING TO LIVE IN???? This could be important for my fellow poor people who need to save as much as they can @we-are-rogue I did the math.  If I do a load of laundry every week (I technically have to do two, as my undershirts are washed at a different temperature and air dried), so its $6 a week.  That’s $312 per year.  There are six units in my building, assuming they are spending the same on average (but probably more), that’s $1872 per year that my landlord pulls in.  I can FRIGGIN GUARANTEE YOU that the collective building *DOES NOT* spend $1872 per year in water and power to run the washer and dryer.  I also pay $1200 per month in rent, which is $14,400 per year.  Between 6 units that’s $86,400, plus the laundry fees lets call that $88k that the building pulls in per year.  I can FUCKING GUARANTEE YOU this building does *NOT* use that much in water and property taxes, and every unit pays for its own electricity.My landlord owns 10 buildings, all of the same design.  The entire lot of 10 buildings has one superintendent.  The buildings do not have AC, their appliances have not been replaced in a minimum of 20+ years, and the washer and dryer are…well they’re ancient.I feel *ZERO* sympathy if I can make this work in the laundry room. Reblogging again becuase this is great
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<p>Yeah I’m really sure a rapist is going to read this and totally change their mind. Why is rape the only crime where it’s considered offensive to help people avoid being victims and instead the approach is to smugly tell criminals not to be criminals anymore? Nobody would make a list like “robbery prevention tips: don’t rob anybody!”</p> <p>Your useless sanctimony helps no one.</p>: TEN RAPE PREVENTION TIPS 1. Don't put drugs in women's drinks. 2. When you see a woman walking by herself, leave her alone. 3. If you pull over to help a woman whose car has broken down, remember not to rape her. 4. If you are in an elevator and a woman gets in, don't rape her. 5. When you encounter a woman who is asleep, the safest course of action is to not rape her. 6. Never creep into a woman's home through an unlocked door or window, or spring out at her from between parked cars, or rape her. 7. Remember, people go to the laundry room to do their laundry. Do not attempt to molest someone who is alone in a laundry room. 8. Use the Buddy System! If it is inconvenient for you to stop yourself from raping women, ask a trusted friend to accompany you at all times. 9. Carry a rape whistle. If you find that you are about to rape someone, blow the whistle until someone comes to stop you. 10. Don't forget: Honesty is the best policy. When asking a woman out on a date, don't pretend that you are interested in her as a person;, tell her straight up that you expect to be raping her later. If you don't communicate your intentions, the woman may take it as a sign that you do not plan to rape her. <p>Yeah I’m really sure a rapist is going to read this and totally change their mind. Why is rape the only crime where it’s considered offensive to help people avoid being victims and instead the approach is to smugly tell criminals not to be criminals anymore? Nobody would make a list like “robbery prevention tips: don’t rob anybody!”</p> <p>Your useless sanctimony helps no one.</p>

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<p><a href="http://ursupernovagirl.tumblr.com/post/110674563095/ten-rape-prevention-tips" class="tumblr_blog">ursupernovagirl</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Ten rape prevention tips</p></blockquote> <p>This is the stupidest crap I&rsquo;ve ever seen. when will tumblr stop with the insultingly simplistic &ldquo;herpity derp teach teh menz not to rape!&rdquo; Narrative?</p>: TEN RAPE PREVENTION TIPS 1. Don't put drugs in women's drinks. 2. When you see a woman walking by herself, leave her alone. 3. If you pull over to help a woman whose car has broken down, remember not to rape her. 4. If you are in an elevator and a woman gets in, don't rape her. 5. When you encounter a woman who is asleep, the safest course of action is to not rape her. 6. Never creep into a woman's home through an unlocked door or window, or spring out at her from between parked cars, or rape her. 7. Remember, people go to the laundry room to do their laundry. Do not attempt to molest someone who is alone in a laundry room. 8. Use the Buddy System! If it is inconvenient for you to stop yourself from raping women, ask a trusted friend to accompany you at all times. 9. Carry a rape whistle. If you find that you are about to rape someone, blow the whistle until someone comes to stop you 10. Don't forget: Honesty is the best policy. When asking a woman out on a date, don't pretend that you are interested in her as a person; tell her straight up that you expect to be raping her later. If you don't communicate your intentions, the woman may take it as a sign that you do not plan to rape her. <p><a href="http://ursupernovagirl.tumblr.com/post/110674563095/ten-rape-prevention-tips" class="tumblr_blog">ursupernovagirl</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Ten rape prevention tips</p></blockquote> <p>This is the stupidest crap I&rsquo;ve ever seen. when will tumblr stop with the insultingly simplistic &ldquo;herpity derp teach teh menz not to rape!&rdquo; Narrative?</p>

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