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the lord of the flies: File: 8EA56AC8-B4A0-4C06-8E2D-7 ipg (62 KB, 628x340) Anonymous 08/22/17(Tue)1523 53 No.742897571 be me staircase to second floor of work building is vast and has a large window every day head upstairs to break room for lunch every day there are flies on the window othese flies i hate these flies for they hate me we are mortal enemies me and these flies fuckers fly by try to land on me fuck of jesus christ something must be done grab broom from break room the day of reckoning has come stand on set of stairs facing the window today, twenty are here today, twenty will die like men take aim at lil bitch chilling on the windowsill position broom just above one of the flies knows what's up and buzzed around slam broom down hard didn't know what hit him my first casualty the alarm has gone of among flies aim for more this time stabbing the broom stab a fucker but wait, what's this? the first spilt blood is still alive and twitching? ahal i know now of their secret "play dead and wait until the reaper is away not this time i freeze and notice some more twitch one gets up, immediately slam him they all start buzzing and running slam slam welcome to the jam all but one is dead the lord of the flies, atop the highest peak on the window staring right at me can't reach him from here so i try something hold the broom over my head and behind my back and launch a mighty catapult of wind the king loses his footing and falls down the final blow must be dealt now you fool i slam louder and harder than a beta in a chubby chicker the slam heard around the world that ended the reign of the flies hear footsteps someonecoming jpg pretend to sweep the stairs coworker looks at me and says hello say hello back as coworker walks awav mfw i secretly committed genocide
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gameofthrones got gots7 winterishere: As the new season of the popular TV show hits screens tonight, we rediscover areas of small-town Spain where the story left off... Text and photos by Karishma Upadhyay season, the same façade and the bell tower are blown sky high. " hame! Shame! Shame!" two teenage girls chant, before they collapse into a fit of giggles on the LORD OF THE FLIES steps of the La Catedral de Girona. In On a crisp winter morning last Novem- season six of HBO's megahit TV show ber, when I visited the Catalan city, the Game of Thrones, these emblematic atmosphere was a lot less dramatic. But steps inside the walled city of Girona Girona, a pretty 40-minute drive or train journey from Barcelona through rolling green hills of the Ampurdan farm coun made their debut as the imposing facade of The Great Sept of Baelor in King's Landing. try and the craggy Costa Brava, is just This is where Jaime Lannister along with Lord Tyrell, shows up ready to battle the Faith Militant. While a bloodthirsty crowd of thousands waits for Queen Margaery ASong of Ice and Fire. Its strategic posi Tyrell's Walk of Shame, Ser Jaime rides his horse up the stairs of the ca road that connected Rome to Cadiz in thedral to rescue the Queen from the southwestern Spain-mean that Girona Sparrows. A secret alliance between was repeatedly attacked, earning it the King Tommen and the wily High Spar nickname the city of a thousand sleg row saves Margaery from the humili es'. Through its 2,000-year-old history ating fate that befell Cersei Lannister the city has been home to the Iberians in the previous season. Later in the as spectacular as it is on the show. And stunning views is not all that the town has in common with the world George RR Martin created in his fantasy series tion on the Via Augusta- the ancient Romans, Arabs, Jews and Carolingians gameofthrones got gots7 winterishere

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'Said the Spider to the Flies' Maybe in a sense Beelzebub is the "spider" and the pack are the "flies" (I get he's the Lord of the Flies but bear with me). Spiders tend to catch flies in their webs so maybe the villian's tactic is to infiltrate their minds in a way and use their desires to get to them. For example, there's a clip of Lydia saying "Where is he?" . She could possibly be talking about Stiles, the person she desires who has been away for so long. It could also possibly explain the Scott-Malia shower scene. It's probably Malia's desire, so be it Scott or just to find someone to care for her-love her. "In theological sources, predominately Christian, Beelzebub is another name for the devil similar to Satan" which makes sense as to why using desire could be a thing i literally thoUGHT OF THIS IN THE SHOWer aND IM PRETTY SURE IT DOESNT MAKE SENSE BUT OH WELL ITS JUST A THEORY: 'Said the Spider to the Flies' Maybe in a sense Beelzebub is the "spider" and the pack are the "flies" (I get he's the Lord of the Flies but bear with me). Spiders tend to catch flies in their webs so maybe the villian's tactic is to infiltrate their minds in a way and use their desires to get to them. For example, there's a clip of Lydia saying "Where is he?" . She could possibly be talking about Stiles, the person she desires who has been away for so long. It could also possibly explain the Scott-Malia shower scene. It's probably Malia's desire, so be it Scott or just to find someone to care for her-love her. "In theological sources, predominately Christian, Beelzebub is another name for the devil similar to Satan" which makes sense as to why using desire could be a thing i literally thoUGHT OF THIS IN THE SHOWer aND IM PRETTY SURE IT DOESNT MAKE SENSE BUT OH WELL ITS JUST A THEORY

'Said the Spider to the Flies' Maybe in a sense Beelzebub is the "spider" and the pack are the "flies" (I get he's the Lord of the Flies...

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The Pet Fly Rage Week Part 2: How it spread: still week one, tuesday, later Caught it with a piece of toilet Le Derpleton sitting on the toilet paper ! a wild big fat And found a way to easily domesticate! it house fly appears ! gniih Weak, Dude lazy to make a panel or And you're ready for school! every step, so here in short: - gently tie fly down with hat ve you have, coins are good, pros uee cardoosrd, figure it out get acne thread and sake a aling and find oot which way the fly faces and roll back the toilet gauze until just the fly'a ead keeping the Ely down (that'a the ricky part, you don't ant. to aquaah it and you - apply the theead to the Ely's neck,sake a knot don't want it to Ely avay - put the fly in a natch box o bave to feed se That's what you( Wait a minute, came for right? did I just talk to that There you go, FlyBro nevermind Gonna catch some more week one, wednesday And yes, I was the one who told them how to do it .. Hey Derpel, Wow! How did you do that? Behold, peasants and watch my Fly Magic ! I 'm the Lord of the Flies WOW al of s 'n growing week one, thursday still no approval from le teacher . and so it started spreading WTF?!YOU PUT THAT DISUSTING 7 STUFF AWAY RIGHT NOW!! sure OK OK baby don tha week one, friday but the forbidden fruits are sweet. and it was all harmless fun 'n 'stuff Wanna fight? Bring it on hate yos nu and the y die or fock or what we thought what was funor not so fun. HAHAHA,''thet AAARGH! KEEP THAT BUG ANAY 1 could get snco ME! until Don Derponi had an idea Jo The Pet Fly Rage Week Part 2: How it spread
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Funny pictures similar to Dra'nakyuek, Destroyer of Worlds - Page 2 ...: flavored toothpaste into the poor kid's anus [Back before the electric chair and lethal ather t injections, someone had the good idea of throwing rocks and other heavy shit at a person and contains lots of essential vitamins and minerals and syou need survive in the till his corpse is no longer recognizable, which is of course a lot more fun than all the n un new forms of the death penalty. I think the first person to do it was Jesus, and since he Lord of the Flies An Inside Look at Natural Human Tendencies and a Brief History of the Author(s) When Simon confronted the Lord of the Flies near the end of the book something wild. (Piggy probably would have killed Simon first, that little bitch) happened that caused another thing to happen. The Lord of the Flies was the severed head was cool a lot of people kept doing it. That was until those fucking liberals decided it was of a dead pig impaled on a spear. Apparently Twtin (or was it Golding?) forgot that once But soon the judges caved and decided to let it become a Great book because, cruel and unusual' or something gay like that, Fuck those bitches.J) Ngnore the 2. a pig is dead it can no longer communicate. Either that, or Simon snuck some of that LSD- after all, it did have a lot of interesting sex scenes containing enconuts, fat kids, and the Adam Miller parentheses surrounding the previous sentences.) The child never recovered from the severed heads of hunted pigs. So now we study the Lord of the Flies in our schools and that Ralph was passing around right after the plane crash. (Most likely the latter.) The Period 6 attack. His name was George Cohen, and he was unable to drop a deuce for two years haLlucination Supplement Drug (commonly referred to as LSD) was first discovered by have to write six page papers about it even though we have a shitload of other homework after the attack, so the docs had to cut a temporary ass hole above his pelvis bone on his nd to do by tomorrow and have to jack off three more times today in order to win that bet. the Italian chemist Ferdinand Magellan. However, it was made popular by the famous left side. George never brushed his teeth again. Eventually George committed suicide in The Lord of the Flies was written during a time period of serious problems, Bot rtd (You know what bet I'm talking about.) Beatles song Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds' in-t963 when everyone first started to like before the invention of the ipod and before people realized how fun maşhigbationis dih Y the parking lot of his junior high school. However, Twain did recover from his paintful smoking pot, experimenting with kinky sex positions, tripping on acid, and other people didn't know what to do with their spare time. Appareotly Mark Twain shose real death, and his mangled body was buried peacefully in a big greep cemetery with lots of important activitices. name was Samuel Clemens and just called himself Mark Twain because he haled black flowers, That eased his passing, He was one of the great writers of our time, however, so The Londof the Flies has a lot of references to themes that other books have a lot write a book about little children people like Samuel L. Jackson) had used this time respect the dead no matter how many innocent children be raped of times. One of these themes is human nature. People tend to like to kill stuff a lot. who land on a island and have giant se partys and lots of good fun. In the hook a Anyways, when Simon met the Lord of the Flies, at first the Lord of the Flies was When Mark Twain died his masterpiecé Lord of the Flies was yet to be finished, which is brought up in this book several times. People also like to fuck stuff a lot, which fun continues for weeks until they are arrested by the native islander feds for nublic like What the fuck you doin?" and some fucker bamed William Golding or some shit (what a gay pame, he should is brought up in this book several times also. Often times, people like to combine the two, indecency and possession of illegal firearms (Jack stole an AK-47 from some British guy Then Simon was like "I'm gay and I'm wanderin around the forest looking for by killing stuff then fucking the living shit oe f the lifeless body. This actually didn't have changed it like Twain...stupid turtlefuck) stole it out of his desk and erased the name, the plane and crashed). Actually forget that part in the parentheses before he got butterflies and shit happen in the Lord of the Flies, but it probably should've, and maybe then I would have unless you read the extended version of the book because Twain didn't put that in until added a quick ending about pigs, and turned in t the National Board of Acceptance of td Then the Lord of the Flies realized the poor kid had down syndrome and decided actually read it. (Please ignore that last statement). Jater when he realized the book lacked the stylish modernized violence that everyone Great American Books (NBAGAB) for inspe- At first the judges were kind of to spare him. Then he changed his mind and bit Simon's leg off and dumpod-his dead really likes to read about. skeptical about the book, cause they were like 'shillit man this guy must have been on body in the ocean. Twain (or Golding) then procecded in rambling on for several pages The character Ralph was very intriguing. His attitude towards the stuff that acid when wrote this cause glasses cant start fires, and fat kids like Piggy would never about the scenery around the mangled corpse of Simon and thunderstorms or something. (Mark Twain had a gray moustache, was a pedephile, and was stoned to death at happened in the book was cool, and kind of made me wish twas gay so I could openly eat fruit like that. Theyd be too hungry, and would resort to secretly stabbin other kids ft didn't really understand that part so don't take off points please if I'm wrong about that the age of 47, when he was accused and convicted of melesting admit to being attracted to him. 8 year old boy by with a bowie knife and eating them. I've heard human flesh tastes a lot like provolone, since I'm admitting I didn't understand it.) manually inserting, and emptying the contents of, an entire tube of Crest cinnamon Thus, in conclusion/ Mark Twain was a genius, and should have written more provides. Later, as I said, the feds come and break up all the fun, but for me this was the The ending of the book was abrupt and basically it was fucking retarded. books and stuff. ending of the book, because I didn't read the rest. (I would recommend you find your own personal ending as well). Starbucks coffee, too, and sells cds and dyds and all that good shit, so plan a trip with Jardy your friends and check it out for yourself.) s song called 'Fuck the Policewhich when he Ralph then was inspired r the chorus got back to civilization topped the charts. These are the lyrics: The end. chicks (not really cause this fucking book is all about little boys [remember Twain was a Fuckthem Popo. gay pedephile) dead bodies and other fun stuf. Ralph accidentally stumbles upon Jack (Yea. Yea.) while he's greasing his gator if ya know what I mean [in case you don't, it means jacking off) and the two end p getting stoned together and having violent anal sex deep- (Uh Huh, Yea.) e night. When Piggy discovers them, he of course wants to join, but Ralph and yfalla Police can suck my dick. Jack refuse, not wanting to see his inevitably tiny shriveled-up.penis. When Piggy insists, (Mmm Yea.) and begins to strip, Jack removes his dick from Ralph's butt hole, picks up a small Fuck them Popo. boulder (Jack was pretty strong) and throws it on top of Piggy's head, breaking his skull. He then uses the oozing brains of Piggy as anal lube, Ralph likes the warm sensation it (Hells Yeee.) Funny pictures similar to Dra'nakyuek, Destroyer of Worlds - Page 2 ...
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Innocence test 100 questions.: Lord of the Flies Final Test Vocabulary 1. A. implied but not expressed B. numerous; many C. sly; secretive D. evil; spiteful, ill will E. moving aimlessly AB. mysterious AC. cruel or savage AD. dangerous AE. easily shaken BC. loud, harsh BD. doubtful errant 2. furtive inscrutable 4. malevolent myriad 7, tacit truculent tremulous strident 10. perilous contrite lamentable BE. unending CD. remorseful, apologetic CE. mournful, regrettable DE. abusive 13 interminable derisive dubious Identify the speaker A. Ralph D. Piggy B. Jack C. Simon E. Lord of the Flies AB. Roger AE. Samneric AC. Naval Officer AD. Robert 16. "After all were not savages. We're English and the English are best at everything." 17. "He's a proper chief, isn't he?" 18. "And the conch doesn't count at this end of the island." 19. "I should have thought that a pack of British boys would have put up a better show." 20. "Fancy thinking the beast was something you could hunt and kill." 21. "If only they could send us something grownup a sign or something." 22. "Nobody killed, I hope. Any dead bodies?" 23. "What I mean is maybe it's only us." 24. "You got your small fire all right." 25. "Grownups know things They'd meet and have tea and discuss." 26. "But there isn't a beastie!" 27. "Yes, the beast is a hunter." 28. "I hit him all right. The spear stuck in. I wounded him." 29. "You let the fire go out." 30. "Tm not going to play any longer." True/False Simon actually committed suicide Piggy believes that parents could solve their problems Jack murdered the boy with the mullberry birthmark Roger is afraid of Jack's leadership Ralph is jealous of the fun Jack has hunting Simon reveals his conversation with the Lord of the Flies to Ralph Sam and Eric eventually join the savages Ralph eventually joins the savages Three boys died on the island The boys' conflict mirrors and symbolizes the larger war of their parents 34. 36. 38. 39 40. Innocence test 100 questions.

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