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The music in the back is good though: The music in the back is good though
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The music in the back is good though
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Fun Story: My director kept telling me and my tenor sax buddy to play softer. No matter what we did, it wasn’t soft enough for him. So getting frustrated, I told my buddy “Dont play this time. Just fake it”
Our Band Director then informed us we sounded perfect.
To my readers: “p” means quiet, “pp” means really quiet. I’ve never seen “pppp” before haha.
On the contrast, “f” means loud, and “ffff” probably means so loud you go unconscious.
I had ffff in a piece once and my conductor told me to play as loudly as physically possible without falling off my chair…
Me and my trombone buddies had “ffff” and he sat next to me and played so hard that he fell out of his chair.
The lengths we go for music.
Okay yeah so I play the bass clarinet and the amount of air you have to move and the stiffness of the reed means it only has two settings and that is loud and louder, with an optional LOUDEST that includes a 50% probability of HORRIBLE CROAKING NOISE which is the bass equivalent of the ubiquitous clarinet shriek.
One day, when I was in concert band in high school, we got a new piece handed out for the first time, and there was a strange little commotion back in the tuba section — whispering, and pointing at something in the music, and swatting at each other’s hands all shhh don’t call attention to it. And although they did attract the attention of basically everyone else in the band, they managed to avoid being noticed by the band director, who gave us a few minutes to look over our parts and then said, “All right, let’s run through it up to section A.”
And here we are, cheerfully playing along, sounding reasonably competent — but everyone, when they have the attention to spare, is keeping an eye on the tuba players. They don’t come in for the first eight measures or so, and then when they do come in, what we see is:
[stifled giggling]
[reeeeeeally deep breath]
[COLOSSAL FOGHORN NOISE]
The entire band stops dead, in the cacophonous kind of way that a band stops when it hasn’t actually been cued to stop. The band director doesn’t even say anything, just looks straight back at the tubas and makes a helpless sort of why gesture.
In unison, the tuba players defend themselves: “THERE WERE FOUR F’S.”
FFFF is not really a rational dynamic marking for any instrument, but for the love of all that is holy why would you put it in a tuba part.
This is the best band post
Everyone else go home
Oh man, so I play trombone, and we got this piece called Florentiner Marsch by Julius Fucik, and we saw this
which is 8 fortes. We were shocked until,
that is 24 fortes who the fuck does that
Who does that?
This guy. Take a good look - that is the moustache of a man with nothing to lose.
Julius IdontgivaFucik
More like Julius Fuckit
Pyrozod’s tags for this were too hilarious not to share
: sushinfood:
justamerplwithabox:
vivelafat:
prokopetz:
officialdeadparrot:
grellholmes:
elsajeni:
gunslingerannie:
justtkeepcalmm:
dean-and-his-pie:
fororchestra:
musicalmelody:
Fun Story: My director kept telling me and my tenor sax buddy to play softer. No matter what we did, it wasn’t soft enough for him. So getting frustrated, I told my buddy “Dont play this time. Just fake it”
Our Band Director then informed us we sounded perfect.
To my readers: “p” means quiet, “pp” means really quiet. I’ve never seen “pppp” before haha.
On the contrast, “f” means loud, and “ffff” probably means so loud you go unconscious.
I had ffff in a piece once and my conductor told me to play as loudly as physically possible without falling off my chair…
Me and my trombone buddies had “ffff” and he sat next to me and played so hard that he fell out of his chair.
The lengths we go for music.
Okay yeah so I play the bass clarinet and the amount of air you have to move and the stiffness of the reed means it only has two settings and that is loud and louder, with an optional LOUDEST that includes a 50% probability of HORRIBLE CROAKING NOISE which is the bass equivalent of the ubiquitous clarinet shriek.
One day, when I was in concert band in high school, we got a new piece handed out for the first time, and there was a strange little commotion back in the tuba section — whispering, and pointing at something in the music, and swatting at each other’s hands all shhh don’t call attention to it. And although they did attract the attention of basically everyone else in the band, they managed to avoid being noticed by the band director, who gave us a few minutes to look over our parts and then said, “All right, let’s run through it up to section A.”
And here we are, cheerfully playing along, sounding reasonably competent — but everyone, when they have the attention to spare, is keeping an eye on the tuba players. They don’t come in for the first eight measures or so, and then when they do come in, what we see is:
[stifled giggling]
[reeeeeeally deep breath]
[COLOSSAL FOGHORN NOISE]
The entire band stops dead, in the cacophonous kind of way that a band stops when it hasn’t actually been cued to stop. The band director doesn’t even say anything, just looks straight back at the tubas and makes a helpless sort of why gesture.
In unison, the tuba players defend themselves: “THERE WERE FOUR F’S.”
FFFF is not really a rational dynamic marking for any instrument, but for the love of all that is holy why would you put it in a tuba part.
This is the best band post
Everyone else go home
Oh man, so I play trombone, and we got this piece called Florentiner Marsch by Julius Fucik, and we saw this
which is 8 fortes. We were shocked until,
that is 24 fortes who the fuck does that
Who does that?
This guy. Take a good look - that is the moustache of a man with nothing to lose.
Julius IdontgivaFucik
More like Julius Fuckit
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Memes for the music junkies! #Memes #Music #Entertainment: Memes for the music junkies! #Memes #Music #Entertainment
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Memes for the music junkies! #Memes #Music #Entertainment
The switch game my little brother wanted to gift me this christmas was only digitally available, but because he wanted me to be able to unwrap something, he recreated the package on his own… With some creative liberties…: THE ALL-MUG MUGICAL MUGGAMEI
MUGDUDE IS RUN AND SHOOT. ACTION GUN
DEFEAT BOss. IT IS VERY 193OS THEMED,
BECAUSE MUGDUDE WAS BORN IN THE
WRONG GENERATION. VISUALS AND AUDIO
WERE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PAIN.
MY HAND HURTS FROM DRAWING THESE
MUGDUDE
Do NOT MESS
WITH SATAN
ABOMINATIONS. ALSO THE MUSIC Is JAZZ.
PLAY. TRAVEL
DIE. PLAY
AGAIN. DIE
AGAIN (AS
MUGDUDE OR
HIS FRIEND).
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Cutptie
CE
8EPACA TANCAICADRS EN
45496-42086
MUGDUDE BROS. "
Nintendo
The switch game my little brother wanted to gift me this christmas was only digitally available, but because he wanted me to be able to unwrap something, he recreated the package on his own… With some creative liberties…
![The switch game my little brother wanted to gift me this christmas was only digitally available, but because he wanted me to be able to unwrap something, he recreated the package on his own… With some creative liberties…: THE ALL-MUG MUGICAL MUGGAMEI
MUGDUDE IS RUN AND SHOOT. ACTION GUN
DEFEAT BOss. IT IS VERY 193OS THEMED,
BECAUSE MUGDUDE WAS BORN IN THE
WRONG GENERATION. VISUALS AND AUDIO
WERE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PAIN.
MY HAND HURTS FROM DRAWING THESE
MUGDUDE
Do NOT MESS
WITH SATAN
ABOMINATIONS. ALSO THE MUSIC Is JAZZ.
PLAY. TRAVEL
DIE. PLAY
AGAIN. DIE
AGAIN (AS
MUGDUDE OR
HIS FRIEND).
tiw wato
[0
Cutptie
CE
8EPACA TANCAICADRS EN
45496-42086
MUGDUDE BROS. "
Nintendo
The switch game my little brother wanted to gift me this christmas was only digitally available, but because he wanted me to be able to unwrap something, he recreated the package on his own… With some creative liberties…]()
The switch game my little brother wanted to gift me this christmas was only digitally available, but because he wanted me to be able to u...
Do y’all agree with what #SwaeLee tweeted?! 🤔 https://t.co/crRjJSdlWT: Swae Lee Lee Swae O @SwaeLee
Sad part about the music industry death
is the best marketing
Do y’all agree with what #SwaeLee tweeted?! 🤔 https://t.co/crRjJSdlWT
![Do y’all agree with what #SwaeLee tweeted?! 🤔 https://t.co/crRjJSdlWT: Swae Lee Lee Swae O @SwaeLee
Sad part about the music industry death
is the best marketing
Do y’all agree with what #SwaeLee tweeted?! 🤔 https://t.co/crRjJSdlWT]()
Do y’all agree with what #SwaeLee tweeted?! 🤔 https://t.co/crRjJSdlWT
In Ariel’s Beginning, a direct to DVD Mermaid sequel, songwriter Jeanine Tesori writes a plaintive ballad for Ariel recalling the music that once filled Triton’s kingdom, a work with CLEAR echoes in her subsequent masterwork Fun Home
In this TED talk I will https://t.co/LKEV5foCWK: In Ariel’s Beginning, a direct to DVD Mermaid sequel, songwriter Jeanine Tesori writes a plaintive ballad for Ariel recalling the music that once filled Triton’s kingdom, a work with CLEAR echoes in her subsequent masterwork Fun Home
In this TED talk I will https://t.co/LKEV5foCWK
![In Ariel’s Beginning, a direct to DVD Mermaid sequel, songwriter Jeanine Tesori writes a plaintive ballad for Ariel recalling the music that once filled Triton’s kingdom, a work with CLEAR echoes in her subsequent masterwork Fun Home
In this TED talk I will https://t.co/LKEV5foCWK: In Ariel’s Beginning, a direct to DVD Mermaid sequel, songwriter Jeanine Tesori writes a plaintive ballad for Ariel recalling the music that once filled Triton’s kingdom, a work with CLEAR echoes in her subsequent masterwork Fun Home
In this TED talk I will https://t.co/LKEV5foCWK]()
In Ariel’s Beginning, a direct to DVD Mermaid sequel, songwriter Jeanine Tesori writes a plaintive ballad for Ariel recalling the music t...
whatsupbeanie:
Anyone else do this to check if people can hear the music from your headphones? I am always paranoid that it’s just loud enough for people to know when I’m obsessively listening to the same track again and again haha.: I hope no one
can hear me listening
(literally
on loop
for the
15th
time)
to this dumb
song on repeat..
WHATSUPBEANIE
WHATSUPBEANIE
safe
OC
4
whatsupbeanie:
Anyone else do this to check if people can hear the music from your headphones? I am always paranoid that it’s just loud enough for people to know when I’m obsessively listening to the same track again and again haha.
![whatsupbeanie:
Anyone else do this to check if people can hear the music from your headphones? I am always paranoid that it’s just loud enough for people to know when I’m obsessively listening to the same track again and again haha.: I hope no one
can hear me listening
(literally
on loop
for the
15th
time)
to this dumb
song on repeat..
WHATSUPBEANIE
WHATSUPBEANIE
safe
OC
4
whatsupbeanie:
Anyone else do this to check if people can hear the music from your headphones? I am always paranoid that it’s just loud enough for people to know when I’m obsessively listening to the same track again and again haha.]()
whatsupbeanie: Anyone else do this to check if people can hear the music from your headphones? I am always paranoid that it’s just loud...
65 Random Tumblr Memes That Will Make Your Day | Contentsity: thunder-blitz:
SOMEBODY IS PLAYING
A PIANO AND IT'S
MIDNIGHT HERE WHY
UPDATE: I FIGURED OUT
THEY'RE PLAYING "MY
HEART WILL GO ON"
UPDATE: I JUST OPENED MY
DOOR AND YELLED "JACK"
THE MUSIC STOPPED AND I
CAN HEAR SOMEBODY
RUNNING DOWN THE HALL
ABOVE ME SHOUTING
"ROSE" OMG
CAN I SHIP IT
No, itll sink
you
65 Random Tumblr Memes That Will Make Your Day | Contentsity
![65 Random Tumblr Memes That Will Make Your Day | Contentsity: thunder-blitz:
SOMEBODY IS PLAYING
A PIANO AND IT'S
MIDNIGHT HERE WHY
UPDATE: I FIGURED OUT
THEY'RE PLAYING "MY
HEART WILL GO ON"
UPDATE: I JUST OPENED MY
DOOR AND YELLED "JACK"
THE MUSIC STOPPED AND I
CAN HEAR SOMEBODY
RUNNING DOWN THE HALL
ABOVE ME SHOUTING
"ROSE" OMG
CAN I SHIP IT
No, itll sink
you
65 Random Tumblr Memes That Will Make Your Day | Contentsity]()
65 Random Tumblr Memes That Will Make Your Day | Contentsity
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