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If Programming Language were students. Found on Quora: If a class was filled with every programming language, who would each programming language be? Assembly: He's the nerd. He speaks very quickly and uses short sentences. Very few people talk to him. He's considered to be an autist asperger by a majority of the class because he finishes the exams so quickly it's insane and he faces a lot of difficulties in speaking with others. He's at school but already dressed like an engineer Ada: She's a foureyes nerd. When she gets the answer shes doesn't make any mistake. Ada often corrects the teacher when she writes a line a little ambiguous. She's building a rocketship in her backyard and she's always speaking about this weird hobby Python: He's Mr Popular. He likes skate, brags about all the parties he's invited to. He's good in all the subjects taught in class but he'll do them a bit slower than the others. Everyone loves him because he explains things so well, sometimes the teacher herself asks Python to explain some part of the course. He's dressed with a hoodie, a baggy and glasses on the top of the head Java: She is one of the toppers of the class and very popular She's very good in all the topics. The teacher loves her but she's a very talkative person. Scala/Kotlin: They are twin sisters and the best friends of Java. Unfortunately, they are not as popular and it's often Java who takes the lead in the group. It's very difficult to distinguish one from another. Both are far less talkative than Java but Scala speaks a bit differently than Kotlin and Java C: He's the topper of the class. He's so fast in completing the exams that the teacher really thinks he's copying Assembly's work. He has a little brother C++ and they share a lot in common together. He's the chess major and often plays chess with Assembly and his big brother Go: He's the new kid on the bloc. He doesn't like C++ and his friends and he wants to prove he can do better than them. Of course, he prefers playing Go over Chess APL: He's a lonely guy. No one understands him when he speaks. Even the teacher is surprised when APL shows a correct answer after several lines of incomprehensible pictograms. People think that he was born in a foreign country... or a foreign planet? HTML/CSS: These twin brothers are very different. One is dressed in black and white and the other is dressed with everything except black and white. HTML is very talkative and annoying and the CSS is very artistic. CSS is the best student in Art lessons and HTML performs well in written expression. LaTeX: She's friend of HTML. The teacher likes her because she has a gift of writing. LaTeX likes the mathematical courses because she can draw fancy greek letters. The teacher knows this well and she is often asked to write a formula on the black board VBA: He's in the back, looking through the windows. Not really interested in the courses taught in class. In the exams he answers always with a table C#: He's in the back playing yet another game on his smartphone. He likes being next to the windows also JavaScript: People often mix up Java and JavaScript because they have a similar name. But they are definitly not the same. Javascript spends a lot of time with HTML and CSS. He's as artistic as CSS but he prefers things that move He likes actions and movies. CSS dreams to be a painter wheras JavaScript wants to be a film-maker Haskell: He's a goth. Dressed up in dark. Doesn't talk to anyone. He doesn't understand why others write pages when he can write a couple of lines to answer the same question Julia: She's the newest student here. She doesn't have any friends yet but her secret aim is to be as popular as Python and as fast as C If Programming Language were students. Found on Quora

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RIP our /b/ro David Higgs: File: girl.png (1.53 MB, 1920x1080) Anonymous 07/24/15(Fri)01:51:53 No.629980732629983552 22629985729 This is a pretty long story. You won't regret reading it. Stick around and I hope you /b/ros enjoy!) (This part will help you understand what is going on, it is not directly connected to the real story) >The year is >Be me >Very social and talk to people all the time >l am the type of person that comes up to strangers and just strikes a conversation >People really like me for this >l am in my first year of High School >Summer comes and I unexpectedly move and change schools >Enter new school >Everyone already knows each other and I am just the new kid >For some reason really shy and feel scared >Spend the first day eating lunch on my own >Second day rolls around >I still haven't talked to anyone >(Keep in mind that this is happening in a private school so it isn't very big everyone knows everyone and no, no one is snobby there since in Canada you don't fully pay for private school and it wasn't a really expensive one in the first place) Anonymous 07/24/15(Fri)01:54:27 No.629981186 >Cute girl I saw yesterday is coming towards me >She's also pretty popular (in my school popular people weren't actually popular since everyone is friends with everyone but people just talked to her a lot so thats why I am saying she's popular) >Alright David you got this, you talked to strangers before >She's right in front of me > Hey, you're new right?" Ya >l am starting to relax because she seems really nice >"I am sorry I never got your name > "David, what about you? "Julie > It's nice to meet you" >"Ya you to >We start talking about my previous school and things like that and then she introduced me to people >And bit by bit we became really good friends >It got to the point where we'd hangout all the time And fell in love with her >I never said anything and we just carried on doing what we always did >l didn't say anything because I figured that I still had 3 years to make my move and that I might not even actually be in love with her was wrong >Years went by and Anonymous 07/24/15 01:55:00 No.629981295- >We are in June of 2012 >Last year of High School >1 week before the end of school >Everyone from the same grade is going to New York City >From where I live it takes about 8 hours to drive there and I spend the whole trip with Julie >We finally get there >We get out of the bus >It is around 12 >Everyone is tired but the sounds of the city keep everyone awake >I haven't been to New York before and it was pretty much what I expected, it was cool >We get to our hotel, get into our rooms unpack and relax >l am sharing a room with 3 of my buddies >Everyone spends the rest of the day inside the hotel since we weren't aloud to go out >It wasn't bad, there was a pool and a gym >Oh ya my friend also brought his Xbox so everyone came into our room to play some video games >We later went to bed pm Anonymous 07/24/15( )01:55:24 No.629981 379ト ins >It's what you would expect >School activities but they're still fun >It continues like this until the last day >For the last day we're allowed to leave the hotel at 8am and return at 11pm >In my room everyone including me wakes up >My friend turns on his Xbox and we start playing >I text Julie to come over >All 5 of us play Xbox and relax until 9 pm >Thats when I asked her if she wanted to go outside >She turned around and asked my friends if they wanted to come >Without even thinking they said no, because they knew that I liked her >We get out and walk around, not really going anywhere >Then I remember a spot that one of my friends told me l should go to >It's a rooftop and apparently it's pretty high up and there is a nice view >I tell her to follow me >We get there after about 10 minutes of me pretending that I know where we are going >He wasn't lying it is high up >But that view, it was really something >We go and sit on the edge of the building >I've always wanted to do that, just sit and let your legs hang in the air >There's a nice breeze that comes and goes >I take out my phone and my earphones so we can listen to some music >We sit there not talking just >She comes sits really close to me >l put my hand around her waist >It's now or never man >My heart is beating so fucking fast > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJJ8hWDXWGs [Embed >Starts playing >We both really like this song >l decide that it's time admiring the view or >Right before it drops le >Don't wait for a response, immediately kiss her >Base drops We sit there and makeout for 10 minutes >l felt like I was in a movie this was the happiest day of my life >We get back to the hotel at 12am >Guy at the lobby was really cool so he didn't tell on us and also helped us get to my room without getting noticed >We ended up just sleeping in the same bed and cuddling a lot Anonymous 07/24/15( )01:55:44 No.629981449- ear is College >We're still together >Couldn't be happier >We both moved to Ottawa to go to Carleton >Guy that used to like her shows up one day > Hey guys, I am studying here now" >I always hated this fucker >She knew that he liked her, everyone knew that he liked her >See a lot of him >"David maybe you should give him a chance, for me" >"Okay, I'll invite him over >Watch some TV drink a few beers with him >Hey this guy is actually pretty cool >Start hanging out with him more and more Julie seems to like him to >He eventually hangs out with us all the time >Someone is throwing a >Julie doesn't really drink so she gets tipsy really fast >Leave her alone to go talk to some people Anonymous 07/24/15( )01:57:07 No.629981 732 er ni Hey have you seen Julie" >"Ya l think she went upstairs >No no no no no >Run upstairs >1 of my buddies heard what happened and he comes with me >Open one of the doors >YOU FUCKER >Her top is off she's making out with our new best friend >Can't see much because eyes in tears >Guy that came up with me walks up to that fucker >Picks him up and throws him down the stairs >Music turns off, people are wondering what is happening >l drag Julie out of there >Friend comes home with me We talk about it >He tells me that this happened to him before and I should just try to forget it >Ya he's probably right, I am not going to let this ruin what we have >Have some beers es >l go to bed to a crashed Julie Anonymous 07/24/15 01:57:27 No.629981807 Wake up >She's right next to me >Her hands wrapped around me > am sorry >She's crying >"It's okay I won't let something stupid like this ruin us, I love you >Carry on with our lives >Going back home from class >See Julie with that fucker talking >They talk for 5 minutes then hug and leave together to what I was assuming was class >On my way >Can't stop thinking about it >Okay look they probably just talked about it and decided to forget about what happened >I start doubting my t >Start developing trust issues >She gets home >Play it off like I didn't see them Anonymous 07/24/15(Fri)01:57:48 No.629981877 >The year is 2015 >It is July 23rd >For a while now Julie has started coming home later than usual >"Sorry I was with friends >l am not buying it >l decide to go thought her phone when she went to bed >It's bad I know but I can't live with myself >Go trough her messages >Recently texted >l know that number >Ya, I know that number start to feel the tears coming in >1 miss you" "1 miss you to, I'll see you later. Can't wait' >It can mean anything right, they might just be talking like this on a friendly level >"Whe >"I haven't told him yet, be patient :P >"Okay I love you > "Love you to >Don't sleep read text all night >The first meaningful text is from the time I saw them > Forget everything I said to you, I love you and I don't care if he finds out" >"Can we >l read texts all night, I didn't realize that the sun has risen >l was sitting on the floor in the living room >Crying my eyes out >l didn't hear her come out >I didn't see her on her knees i >l was to busy crying and dying inside >When I noticed her she came closer and hugged me >l just kept crying >l put my hands around her and didn't let go >l begged her to stay, I begged her >She kept saying sorry >She wasn't going to stay >She wasn't going n are you going to move in with me in front of me crying telling me she's sorry to make me happy She wasn't going to be in my arms every morning >She wasn't going to be there when something great happened to me and I need to share it with someone >She wasn't going to be there Anonymous 07/24/15(Fri)01:58:21 No.629981986 >She packed her bags a couple of hours ago >I am still crying >I am dead inside >I have pills in front of me Anonymous 07/24/15(Fri)01:59:17 No.629982164629982851 326299829742629984031 22629986202 22629986740 32629986886 I told you /b/ros would enjoy this story, I hope you did if not sorry for wasting your time. I want you /b/ros to live and not worry about some girl, I want you /b/ros to live and be stronger than I was Don't let anything or anyone get to you. Your life doesn't end and shouldn't end because of something stupid like this. Like one of my good friends always said "Suicide is a permanent solution for a temporary problem. Be strong /b/ros >Be me >David Higgs >The year is 2015 It is July 23rd >Summer >We aren't together >Couldn't be worse >We don't live together >l am still crying >I am dead inside Remember this story as this is the story of David Higgs, this is the story of me. This is a story of a man that wasn't strong enough to live. This is a story I do not want you to experience. Going to listen to this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJJ8hWDXwGs Embed and talk to you guys and then what happens, happens. Thank you for being there /b/ Thank you and goodbye. : >No more Anonymous 07/24/15(Fng2:06:36 No 629983428 ▶ 629983658 62998457S 629984684 A29986886 I just finished listening to the song. It reminded me of all the good times and I even managed to smile. I am really scared right now. I find comfort in the fact that the people in this thread know am going to die. You may not know me in real life but you probably wont forget this. Thank you. I am going to swallow some pills with some good o Vodka:) Anonymous 07/24/15(Fri)02:12:03 No.629984362 ▶ >>629984507 26299847022629984839 I chugged down 6 pills, it should do the job. A finale request before I go. Can someone post this in a bawl thread. It would be nice knowing that I wont be forgotten Anonymous 07/24/15(Fri)02:18:38 №629985542、 629965762 629985933 >629985308 I still love her. Anonymous 07/24/15(Fri)02:27:22 No.629987141 ▶ 629987350 i love you guys i realy do i was scard of dyng alone but i, not alon n thank you for that I am gonna go lie don because i realy dont feel well Goodby /B/ Clams Casino - I'm God 0:36/4:38 O YouTube E RIP our /b/ro David Higgs
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whatiscapitalism: comradesthevoices: behaxrant: weshallcalloutcalloutstuck: Boy of nine killed himself after he was ‘bullied for being white’ by an Asian gang at school. He was told by other pupils ‘all white people should be dead’ and he was forced to hide from the bullies in the playground at lunchtime. Don’t you ever try to tell me there is no such thing as racism against white people. And don’t you dare fucking tell me it’s ‘reverse’ racism either. And this was in the UK. He and his family are in their own country, their own homeland. Repeat after me: ALL RACISM IS BAD. RACISM AGAINST ANYBODY IS BAD. PERIOD. : Boy, 9, found hanged 'was bullied for being white A BOY of nine who was found By Larisa Brown killed himself after he waswhere 75 per cent of bullied for being white by trom ethaic minority an Asian gang at school come According to staff at the Aaron Dugmore thought to had atready settled in quickly' with be one of the youngest children in the UK to commit suicide when his after being tormented for months, his parenta satid bour of the boy's grandmother uate: rating by ofsted colour of his skin makes me feel earlier told how he had been tar geted by a gang of older bullies at She said They made fun of him because he was the new kid but no an have been bullied because of the They said Aaron was one Asian who warned him Next time Aaron was by MissS Mr Jones said that from Aaron's the school L WO warped him Next time Dugmoe hanged in his bedroom at first day of joining the school he will be a real one te was aiso allegedly told by distriet of Bir in him He became argumentative with one really thought it was any mo his brothers and sisters, which than playground stuft wAsn't like him at all,'he on February that all the white should be dead' and he was He was taken to Birmin An inquest was opened at Bir mingham Coroner's Court last to hide from the bullies in Children's Hospital where Eventually he told us that he was doetors desperately attempted to being bulled by a group of Asian Aaron's mother Kelty Marie Dug revive him but he died the children at school and had to hide week but was adjourned to a date Detective Inspector David Wall more and stepfather Paul following day from a suspected car from them in the playground at to be fzed His mother claimed she went to bank, of West M vinced the taunts led to her son see the head teacher of the school irmed that the force was in kiling himself nothing was His mother said she was con- several times only to be told: You ing allegations that Aaron was being Aaron had recently started in Year didn't have to come to this school bulied in the run-up to his death on with all the children to come here. A neigh whatiscapitalism: comradesthevoices: behaxrant: weshallcalloutcalloutstuck: Boy of nine killed himself after he was ‘bullied for being white’ by an Asian gang at school. He was told by other pupils ‘all white people should be dead’ and he was forced to hide from the bullies in the playground at lunchtime. Don’t you ever try to tell me there is no such thing as racism against white people. And don’t you dare fucking tell me it’s ‘reverse’ racism either. And this was in the UK. He and his family are in their own country, their own homeland. Repeat after me: ALL RACISM IS BAD. RACISM AGAINST ANYBODY IS BAD. PERIOD.
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