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Charlie, Confused, and Friends: Alex Zalben @azalben How about we use predictive text to write our own epitaphs? Write "Here lies [YOUR NAME] [preferred pronoun] was..." and let your phone finish the rest. Mine is: Here lies Alexander Zalben. He was clearly not wrong. hi-im-secretly-satan: vanth-charun: glitterarygetsit: little-ghost-antenna: megs-damned-soul: mychildwasgiven2will: floating-babies-in-the-dark: zennosynne: phantomofthebookstore: southern-wilde: dandyskitt: therainbowhero: lokilaufeyj: killickan: trannyofsalt: twtransmed: tranny-levi: melon-sensei: sprite-truscum-pepsi: definitly-not-a-spy: urufu-arts: flo-here-from-progressive: meesta-egg: the-tevinter-biscuit: huhpotatoes: frogmp3: Here lies Asia. They are not going to be able to make it. Here lies Kay. She is a great friend. Here lies Charlie. They were in a few weeks ago and the machine is happening. Here lies Meesta. She was a little late to the party. Here lies Flo. She was just so confused about how she is. Here lies Navy. He was a good time. Here lies a very metaphorical sense. She was the one to be off now and basically saying to not give a fuck. Here lies James. He was a bit of a problem, to be honest. Here lies Kristopher, he was going to be a little late to the party. Here lies Levi, he was a good day. Here lies Mathew, he is going on a good day and I just don’t know why he was so mad that he didn’t know me. Here lies nathan. He was promptly removed from the post office. Here lies Cain. He was …my phone doesnt have predictive shit :( Here lies Tori. She was the first to answer the door. Here lies Evan. She did a good job 👏 Here lies Skitt. She was going to be a little late to the party but I don’t know if you have any questions please feel free to contact me at any time and I will be there Here lies Danni. He was a good guy and he was a great person who was very good at being cocky in the middle of the day with his wife and his wife and the other woman. Here lies Mollie. She was so much fun to watch the new girl and say they wrote it for her to be fucking w ur mom Here lies Jaye. She just got to the point. Here lies Kristan. She was literally just going home Here lies Zafer. He was most of my friends. Here lies Lucia. She was the only way to be ghost. Here lies Kai, they were not being a very professional person but they did a good job 👍 Here lies glitterary. She was a bit of a race to the bottom. Here lies Hannah. She was a very dark time. Here lies Ace. They were not able to use the form of a normal conversation with him. Here lies Erin. She was like shit i dont wanna do maths.
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Ass, Best Friend, and Cheating: Don't Put Out What You Don't Want Others To Comment Orn @balleralert YOU ARE SO DUMB Don’t Put Out What You Don’t Want Others To Comment On -blogged by @peachkyss ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Have you ever logged onto social media and saw someone post their entire life? “Let me tell y’all. I just caught my boyfriend sleeping with my best friend. How he go cheat on me with his lil d*ck?” Then two days later, she posts how much she loves him and how he’s sent from heaven. Girl bye! ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ When we log onto social media, you never know what to expect. Nowadays, people are posting their ex’s private parts, text messages, the other woman’s sonogram, and etc. Now, after you have shared everything with the world, you get mad when someone tells you the truth about how dumb you are. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The world wouldn’t comment if you would just keep your personal life to yourself. We wouldn’t know your man’s penis was small if you didn’t tell us. Now that you have taken him back, we’re looking at you crazy. “Damn, I guess his cheating d*ck grew overnight?” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ If you are going through situations in your relationship, keep it to yourself or call a friend, preferably one that’s not sleeping with your small d*ck man. But, handle your situation without us. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Now, by all means, if you want our unfiltered opinion, then continue to post. We just want you to understand that although you forgave your lying girlfriend or cheating boyfriend, we haven’t. We are sitting back like, “ Damn he dumb as hell. His girl has cheated on his ass about 20 times and had someone else’s baby but she’s your queen.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Hell, be dumb on your time. Better yet, just stay off social media.
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Bad, Love, and Memes: Part 2: Calling the Other Woman Will Get Your Feelings Hurt @balleralert ro Part 2: Calling the Other Woman Will Get Your Feelings Hurt - blogged by @peachkyss ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Many of us have been in situations where our significant other has cheated and it left you furious. Regardless of how you found out, it happened and we had to handle the situation accordingly. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ After finding out your man has cheated, some women feel that it’s necessary to call or approach the other woman to find out the details as if that’s going to help them make their final decision. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ When calling the other woman, keep in mind all women aren’t like Barbara in the hit 1974 song “Woman to Woman.” I guarantee you won’t be telling the other woman how you are providing for him and how much you love him. Letting her know these things isn’t going to make the situation any better. Honestly, she is glad you’re doing these because she doesn’t have to. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Nowadays, these “Barbara’s” are going to tell you the truth and we all know how the truth hurts. They will not care about your feelings, especially if she already knew about you. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Now, if the other woman doesn’t know anything about you, her response may be a little different depending on her intentions with the man. She may want him just as bad as you do and could care less how you feel. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Some of these “other women” don’t feel like they owe you anything and if you are mad, they feel you should be discussing this with him. Is she right? Of course! If you are upset about your man’s infidelity, then you need to let him know how you feel and handle the situation. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Everyone handles their situations differently. But know that when you call her, you aren’t going to hear the good things. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Have you ever called the other woman or has the other woman called you? How did you handle it?

Part 2: Calling the Other Woman Will Get Your Feelings Hurt - blogged by @peachkyss ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Many of us have been in situations where...

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Ass, Cheating, and Clothes: Part 1: Your Man Cheats; Who Do You Go After: The Woman Or Your Man? @balleralert Read more: www.balleralert.com Your Man Cheats; Who Do You Go After: The Woman Or Your Man? - blogged by @niksofly ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ It's late at night and normally you would be sleep, but for some reason sleep escapes you. Your room is pitch black and you notice the glow of your guy's phone. An unsaved number appears as notifications show several missed calls from said number. The phone rings again. You answer it. It's a woman. What do you do? Do you A) go off, B) Inquire about her or C) Pack your guy's clothes up and send him on his way? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Nothing curdles my blood more than me hearing or seeing the girlfriend-wife go after the other woman when she finds out her man is cheating. Now if the woman was aware, I can understand (I do not encourage) the aggression; however, at the end of the day, the only person that is obligated to respect you and the relationship is your partner. And if he respects you and the relationship, the "other women" will have no choice, but to respect you and the relationship hence there would be no other women. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I've witnessed women unleash online attacks on the other woman as well as stalk and show up to the woman's job. All while, they forgive their dog-ass men. It's so easy to go after the other woman. I get it if she knew and still disrespected the relationship, but the fact still remains YOUR dude is who owes you respect. You can't fight or harass every chick your man entertains because THEY ARE NOT the problem. The problem is YOU and YOUR MAN... to read more log onto balleralert.com (clickable link on profile).

Your Man Cheats; Who Do You Go After: The Woman Or Your Man? - blogged by @niksofly ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ It's late at night and...

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