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Dad, Target, and Tumblr: slimeghost: much like the Phoenix, a new dad shall rise from the sawdust reborn

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Death, Phoenix, and Back: The Order of the Phoenix holds back Death Eaters at the Battle of Hogwarts (1998)

The Order of the Phoenix holds back Death Eaters at the Battle of Hogwarts (1998)

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Family, Fire, and Memes: Wildbird Photography via Storyful The newest members of the Phoenix Fire Department family took part in a special photo shoot to celebrate their recent arrivals.

The newest members of the Phoenix Fire Department family took part in a special photo shoot to celebrate their recent arrivals.

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Ass, College, and Confused: let-the-phoenix-fly: malfkoys my cat has been fucking playing me for weeks, playing me like a fucking harp. I feed my cat twice a day with prescribed diet food because she's really fat and doesn't know when she's full so she never stops eating usually when I come home from class she is all over me like the whore of babylon all over me putting on a pity party and trying to get me to sin and give her more food but no matter what I only feed her the amount of food for her prescribed diet, but after awhile i started noticing that she wasn't loosing weight at all and was actually just getting fatter, so I called the vet pissed and i'm just like the fuck she's still getting fat. so I switched her to another diet food and that still didn't work and I was so confused and frustrated like what is wrong with this cat? so a couple weeks go by and I start noticing that I go through bags of food really fast like a week fast and I remembered how I thought that was so weird like l God honest could not figure out why the food disappeared so fast (my former naive and innocernt mind) well y'all ready here's the fucking climax-the other day my class was canceled and I come downstairs at like noonish and do you know what I see when I get down? I see my fucking cat sitting in the food bin. with my own two eyes I see her sitting in the fucking food bin. my spoiled ass cat has been eating like a fucking queen and living it the fuck up while I'm in class and then pretends like she's hungry when i get home. and you know what's the real kicker? when she leaves the lid gets knocked shut which is why i never caught onto her scam. she's fucking been working the system and playing the food game right under my fucking nose like i want to scream and now I have to call the vet and the morning and explain to him how, a well educated adult in college. got one-upped in intelligence by my fucking cat Read the whole thing what kind of posts do u want cause my stats been like bye bye
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Dad, Target, and Tumblr: slimeghost: much like the Phoenix, a new dad shall rise from the sawdust reborn

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Books, Fake, and Fanfiction: Shelley Zhang @shelzhang Friend is reading Harry Potter for the first time. He suddenly realizes he's read a fanfiction Order of the Phoenix instead of the real one Did you get all your booias from the same placet t was al of them in one collection. Maybe it sequed into the sth? So Dudley dies in Harry Potter right? Cudley is never forced to commit suicide No I juss get to the part where he was kiled but Juia cidnt remember that so I just want to make sure iIm not reading some weird fan fictiorn And i assume the scenes where Harry and hermonie gec intimate? What book are Nope Finisting up order of the Phoena He doesnt de in order of the Phoenk Wizarding age of consent is 15 what?! The order of the Phoenix was full of e you serious? He doesnt jump off a bulding? In the real order of the phoenix Harry is baroly able t0 kiss a girl tor the first time, and it's not Hermione heck, no l guess ir's not a hoge spoler, but he doese't de l no point did you think, wait this seems kind of weird or a kid's book? What the what?rl Youre troling me ARE YOU SERIOUS? I mean rd heard they g0t more mature and dark as it No, rm not. Dudley doesnt de. in fact翁the books go on, he gets almost no screen time. Why is he jumping off a buiding? Oay, sol think I know what the answer is going to be, but did Draco and Ginny fake a rape scene? He was paced under the imperious curse and made to jump off his school 0y the rat guy Uh, I don't lonow what you're reading but it's not I'm lauching so hard I'm eryieg the phoeni Ok, Im going to need you to give me a rundown of everything that's happened so far in these books What sick freak wrote thisP:2 OMG This is worth reading and OMG AFSGSYSGSHSHSYDYIEJD 🥗❤️ (if you don't know how to zoom in you can pinch to zoom)

This is worth reading and OMG AFSGSYSGSHSHSYDYIEJD 🥗❤️ (if you don't know how to zoom in you can pinch to zoom)

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Dumbledore, Memes, and Phoenix: What the hell was Dumbledore thinking in Order of the Phoenix? 😤😒😝 Thoughts?

What the hell was Dumbledore thinking in Order of the Phoenix? 😤😒😝 Thoughts?

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Ass, College, and Confused: let-the-phoenix-fly malfxoys my cat has been fucking playing me for weeks, playing me like a fucking harp. I feed my cat twice a day with prescribed diet food because she's really fat and doesn't know when she's full so she never stops eating usually when I come home from class she is all over me like the whore of babylon all over me putting on a pity party and trying to get me to sin and give her more food but no matter what I only feed her the amount of food for her prescribed diet. but after awhile i started noticing that she wasn't loosing weight at all and was actually just getting fatter, so 1 called the vet pissed and I'm just like the fuck she's still getting fat so I switched her to another diet food and that still didn't work and I was so confused and frustrated like what is wrong with this cat? so a couple weeks go by and start noticing that I go through bags of food really fast like a week fast and I remembered how I thought that was so weird like I God honest could not figure out why the food disappeared so fast (my former naive and innocent mind) well y'all ready here's the fucking climax-the other day my class was canceled and I come downstairs at like noonish and do you knov what I see when I get down? I see my fucking cat sitting in the food bin with my own two eyes I see her sitting in the fucking food bin. my spoiled ass cat has been eating like a fucking queen and living it the fuck up while I'm in class and then pretends like she's hungry when I get home. and you know what's the real kicker? when she leaves the lid gets knocked shut which is why i never caught onto her scam. she's fucking been working the system and playing the food game right under my fucking nose like i want to scream and now I have to call the vet and the morning and explain to him how I, a well educated adult in college. got one-upped in intelligence by my fucking cat Read the whole thing. Just read the entire thing.
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Love, Memes, and True: Full Moon In Scorpio today helps us to Connect to the deepest and most intimate aspect of ourselves and others. We are being asked to balance our physical desires with our deep emotional desires. We are seeking transformation and releasing of conditioning and fear in order to reach a higher level of unity and love. Now is a powerful time to heal our deepest wounds and to become more authentic with ourselves and others. LAW OF POSITIVISM Rp @law_of_positivism - Today at 5:42 PM (EDT) we are having a powerful full moon in deep and intense Scorpio. At a full moon our emotional body is being revealed to ourselves and others, making it hard to mask of our feelings and emotions. Especially when it is in the sign of Scorpio which yearns to go deep and to seek that which is our true and authentic nature, the full moon can be felt very intensely. At the full moon, the moon in scorpio is opposite the sun in Taurus. They are polar opposites, one dealing with our physical body, earth, physical pleasure, and the other dealing with deep fears and wounds that need healing and inner passion and drive. The ruler of Scorpios is Pluto, the planet of death and re-birth, power and transformation. What is power and what is empowerment to you? Go deep into your subconscious in order to understand beliefs and programmed thinking you have around personal power and how you could use it to benefit yourself and the collective. It is also strong energies around our values, personal, physical and spiritual. What values are high in frequency and what values might hold you back? The moon will be harmonious with Jupiter which brings optimism and expansion. Take the time today to meditate and to release energies that are holding you back from transforming just as the phoenix rising from the ashes🌸 fullmoon scorpiofullmoon fullmoonscorpio taurus scorpio letgo transformation empowerment lawofpositivism meditation horoscope astrology numerology 111 1111 444 222 mindful mindfulness lawofattraction yoga meditation buddha buddhism healingenergy reiki kundalini sohum moonchild

Rp @law_of_positivism - Today at 5:42 PM (EDT) we are having a powerful full moon in deep and intense Scorpio. At a full moon our emotional ...

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