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Apparently, Chill, and Reggie: File: 1386662233025 ipg-(11 KB, 247x204, crow.jpg) GII Anonymous 12/10/13(Tue)02:57:13 UTC-5 No.520558752H So /b/ Ive been having fun over the past few weeks and figured I'd share. Where I work there are thousands of crows that show up every single night. They hang around for like 4 hours at night, then take off, and show up the next night. Was reading up on crows because fuck it, interested >Apparently they're smart as shit. They recognize faces, and can form preferences in people depending on how they're treated. A wild idea appears. >I start trying to piss off this group of crows that hang out in the trees near work I throw rocks at them, and shake the tree and chase them whenever I can. Meanwhile, the grass crows across the street, just chill by the mcdicks Every time I go to med's, I get extra large fries, and feed the grass crows. They start to like me, while the tree crows hate my shit. Tree crows throw nuts and try to shit on me all the time i dodge bird shit like I dodge wrenches now) >Grass crows still super bros, and now try to follow me when I walk into mcd's >I keep this up for a few more weeks, and I'm noticing a bigger divide in the crows. 01 >Grass crows now follow me across the road to make sure I get back to work safe: Tree crows getting more aggressive and sit on my building and wait for me to walk out >Ive created a great war between two formerly friendly nations. >World War Crow commences. >I am fueling it with french fries. Replies: 520559326 Anonymous 12/10/13(Tue)02:58:03 UTC-5 No.520558845 Both nations now jockeying for position near my work Grass crows try to defend me as the Tree crows fly over me and throw nuts and rocks at me After a few days of tense defense/offense, all goes calm expect the usual squawking and flapping walk out from the covered entry way and look up. All across the trees surrounding my building >I recognize >Ihear one squawk as one of the tree bros flies out and drops a rock on my shoulder. All hell breaks loose. > Crows flying all across the sky and I can hardly see through the clown. No wonder they call it a murder (huehue) as I walk out, but there's nothing. are crows More than there have ever been before. (Called him Reggie. Always gave him the warm one of the qrass bros in the tree closest to me. fries) Anonymous 12/10/13(Tue)02:59:05 UTC-5 No.520558960 I sit and watch as literally 1000-2000 crows charge at each other. Bloodied bird carcasses falling left and right. Sit in awe of what I've created. Nearly an hour passes and the cloud thins. Only grassbros left. Reggie flies down to the ground and lands beside me Has big scar across left eye. Gives no fucks Istand, and all the grassbros look up to me Imarch across the street and into mcd's. leaving the door open for all the crows to follow Cashiers face. l order 12 XL french fries, and celebrate my grand victory with the grassbros World War Crow
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Denver, On My Way, and Step: c NO STEP Caught this picture on my way from Denver to El Paso, the sky was too perfect

Caught this picture on my way from Denver to El Paso, the sky was too perfect

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God, Athiest, and Sky: God says trans rights (I’m an athiest, so if you’re like me, then the sky does)

God says trans rights (I’m an athiest, so if you’re like me, then the sky does)

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Iphone, House, and Wife: This photo of the sky behind our house that my wife took with her iPhone.

This photo of the sky behind our house that my wife took with her iPhone.

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Apparently, Chill, and Friends: File: 1386662233025 jpg-(11 KB, 247x204, crow.jpg) GT Anonymous 12/10/13(Tue)02:57:13 UTC-5 No.520558752 00 So /b/ Ive been having fun over the past few weeks and figured I'd share Where I work there are thousands of crows that show up every single night. They hang around for like 4 hours at night, then take off, and show up the next night Was reading up on crows because fuck it, interested. Apparently they're smart as shit. They recognize faces, and can form preferences in people depending on how they're treated. >A wild idea appears >I start trying to piss off this group of crows that hang out in the trees near work >I throw rocks at them, and shake the tree and chase them whenever I can. Meanwhile, the grass crows across the street, just chill by the mcdicks. > > > > Every time I go to mcd's, I get extra large fries, and feed the grass crows. They start to like me, while the tree crows hate my shit. Tree crows throw nuts and try to shit on me all the time (i dodge bird shit like I dodge wrenches now) > Grass crows still super bros, and now try to follow me when I walk into mcd's. I keep this up for a few more weeks, and I'm noticing a bigger divide in the crows Grass crows now follow me across the road to make sure I get back to work safe. Tree crows getting more aggressive and sit on my building and wait for me to walk out Ive created a great war between two formerly friendly nations. >World War Crow commences. >I am fueling it with french fries. > > Replies: >>520559326 Anonymous 12/10/13(Tue)02:58:03 UTC-5 No.520558845 Both nations now jockeying for position near my work Grass crows try to defend me as the Tree crows fly over me and throw nuts and rocks at me >After a few days of tense defense/offense, all goes calm. >lexpect the usual squawking and flapping as I walk out, but there's nothing I walk out from the covered entry way and look up. All across the trees surrounding my building are crows. More than there have ever been before >I recognize >I hear one squawk as one of the tree bros flies out and drops a rock on my shoulder. one of the grass bros in the tree closest to me. (Called him Reggie. Always gave him the warm fries) n All hell breaks loose. > Crows flying all across the sky, and I can hardly see through the clown. No wonder they call it a murder (huehue) > Anonymous 12/10/13(Tue)02:59:05 UTC-5 No.520558960 >I sit and watch as literally 1000-2000 crows charge at each other >Bloodied bird carcasses falling left and right. Sit in awe of what I've created Nearly an hour passes and the cloud thins Only grassbros left. > Reggie flies down to the ground and lands beside me. > Has big scar across left eye. Gives no fucks. >I stand, and all the grassbros look up to me >I march across the street, and into mcd's, leaving the door open for all the crows to follow. > > Cashiers face order 12 XL french fries, and celebrate my grand victory with the grassbros Anon makes friends
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Bodies , Family, and Love: teaboot Humans are adorable. Supporting evidence: 1. Humans say 'ow, even if they haven't actually been hurt. It's just a thing they say when they think they might have been hurt, but aren't sure yet. 2. Humans collect shiny things and decorate their bodies and nests with them. The shinier the better, although each individual has a unique taste for style and colouring 3. Humans are not an aquatic or even amphibious species, but they flock to bodies of water simply to play in it. They can't even hold their breath all that long; they just love to splash! 4. When night falls and the sky goes dark, humans become drowsy and begin to cocoon themselves in soft, fluffy bedding. 5. Some humans spend time in each other's nests! Just for fun! it's not their nest; they're just visiting each other. 6. Some humans use pigments and dyes to make their bodies flashy and colourful! They even attach shiny dangly bits to their cartalidgous membranes! 7. Humans are very clever, and sometimes adopt creatures from other species into their family units. They don't seem to notice the obvious differences, and often raise them alongside their own young! 8. If a human sees another creature in distress, they can commonly be observed trying to help! Even at their own risk, most humans are deeply compassionate creatures! 9. If a human hears a particularity catchy sound or tune, it will often mimic it, even to the point of annoying themselves! 10. Sneezes are entirely involuntary, and completely adorable. Especially when the human in question becomes frustrated 11. Humans love treats!!! Some more than others. Many humans will save these treats specifically for a later date when they are in need of comfort or reassurance. IE, pickles, pop tarts, Popsicles, etc. 12. They're learning to travel in space!!! They can't get very far, but they're trying!!! So far, they've made it to the end of their yard, and have found rocks shakespork this sounds like it was written by a really enthusiastic alien humanologist Source teaboot aw

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Horses, Reddit, and Savage: me waiting 15+ min to que on dead games Where are the Buffalo Gone The Great Chief in Washington sends word that he wishes to buy our land How can you buy or sell the sky The warmth of the land The idea is strange to us Yet we do not oun the freshness of the air or the sparkle of the water How can you buy them from us Every part of this earth is sacred to my people We know that white man does not understand our ways One portion of the land is the same to him as the next, for he is a stranger who comes in the night and takes from the land whatever he needs The earth is not his brother but his enemy and when he has conquered it he moves on He leaves his fathers' graves and his children's birthright is forgotten There is no quiet place in the white man's cities No place to hear the leaves of spring or the rustle of insect wings But perhaps because I am a savage and do not understand . the clatter only seems to insult the ears And what is there to ife if a man cannot hear the lovely cry of the whippoorwill or the arguments of the frog around the pond at night The Whites too shall pass perhaps sooner than other tribes Continue to contaminate your bed and you will one night suffocate in your own waste When the buffalo are all slaughtered, the wild horses all tamed, the secret corners of the forest heavy with the scent of many men, and the view of the ripe hills blotted by talking wires Where is the cagle Gone Where is the buffalo Gone And what is it to say goodbye to the swift and the hunt, the end of living and the beginning of survival Chief Seattle to President Franklin Pierce, 1855 where do games go when they die?

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