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flowisaconstruct: possiblestoner: pepperpottsstark: prettyboyshyflizzy: umiko-hitara: poisonpawz: zftw: voyagebysexualdiscovery: Uh oh wouldn’t that be awkward Can I get some credible sources? Here’s one and another and one more for the road this wont end well Almost as if the Bible was translated by hundreds of men, each to fit their own marriage lol Living in the suffocatingly oppressive Bible Belt of America is about to get way more entertaining.  FAKE BIBLE NEWS! Is what they’ll say.: 1500 Year Old Bible Claims Jesus Christ Was Not Crucified - Vatican In Awe testa Much to the dismay of the Vatican, an approx. 1500-2000 year old bible was found in Turkey, in the Ethnography Museum of Ankara. Discovered and kept secret in the year 2000, the book contains the Gospel of Barnabas - a disciple of Christ - which shows that Jesus was not crucified, nor was he the son of God, but a Prophet. The book also calls Apostle Paul "The Impostor". The book also claims that Jesus ascended to heaven alive, and that Judas Iscariot was crucified in his place. Authenticity According to reports, experts and religious authorities in Tehram insist that the book is original. The book itself is written with gold lettering, onto loosely- tied leather in Aramaic, the language of Jesus Christ. flowisaconstruct: possiblestoner: pepperpottsstark: prettyboyshyflizzy: umiko-hitara: poisonpawz: zftw: voyagebysexualdiscovery: Uh oh wouldn’t that be awkward Can I get some credible sources? Here’s one and another and one more for the road this wont end well Almost as if the Bible was translated by hundreds of men, each to fit their own marriage lol Living in the suffocatingly oppressive Bible Belt of America is about to get way more entertaining.  FAKE BIBLE NEWS! Is what they’ll say.

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darecrow: Imagine going to a party and the white suburban stay at home mom with two overachiever kids and white dad who barbeques but doesn’t know how to barbeque and yet is always surrounded by other white Dads who compliment his barbqeuing even though they’re just store bought preshaped frozen patties from Ralph’s or Food 4 Less and while he’s cooking those the white mom comes out and says “okay kids, here’s some pizza!” And she pulls this out and starts telling the kids why its a “fun pizza” and then cries in her master bedroom when no one likes it or finishes it and the white dad is then consoling her why she sobs that she’s a terrible mother and ruined her fourth grade straight B+ sons birthday and thinks her kids hate her but they don’t care but she continues crying softly into her pillow while the children eat poorly cooked burgers with unmelted kraft singles and too much mayonnaise and the only other condiments are two pickles and pepper because the dad calls it his special burger with a secret spice but the spice was just pepper and the kids just keep playing E rated games on their Nintendo Wii while the 17 year old older sister starts cleaning the tragedy up and throwing away uneaten “fun pizza” and whole burgers dejected from the start while she dials Pizza Hut to get these kids an actual birthday lunch and the mother then throws a fit because the daughter did something the kids liked and she didn’t and was the only one making a huge deal out of it and the daughter was then grounded from her TV in her room for only two days and the son went to blow out the candles in his standard birthday cake from food 4 less the mom added strawberries to so she could feel she did something but was still slightly teary and sad because her day was ruined by no one wanting to eat her “fun pizza”: ERIDIEN darecrow: Imagine going to a party and the white suburban stay at home mom with two overachiever kids and white dad who barbeques but doesn’t know how to barbeque and yet is always surrounded by other white Dads who compliment his barbqeuing even though they’re just store bought preshaped frozen patties from Ralph’s or Food 4 Less and while he’s cooking those the white mom comes out and says “okay kids, here’s some pizza!” And she pulls this out and starts telling the kids why its a “fun pizza” and then cries in her master bedroom when no one likes it or finishes it and the white dad is then consoling her why she sobs that she’s a terrible mother and ruined her fourth grade straight B+ sons birthday and thinks her kids hate her but they don’t care but she continues crying softly into her pillow while the children eat poorly cooked burgers with unmelted kraft singles and too much mayonnaise and the only other condiments are two pickles and pepper because the dad calls it his special burger with a secret spice but the spice was just pepper and the kids just keep playing E rated games on their Nintendo Wii while the 17 year old older sister starts cleaning the tragedy up and throwing away uneaten “fun pizza” and whole burgers dejected from the start while she dials Pizza Hut to get these kids an actual birthday lunch and the mother then throws a fit because the daughter did something the kids liked and she didn’t and was the only one making a huge deal out of it and the daughter was then grounded from her TV in her room for only two days and the son went to blow out the candles in his standard birthday cake from food 4 less the mom added strawberries to so she could feel she did something but was still slightly teary and sad because her day was ruined by no one wanting to eat her “fun pizza”

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sharpzero: Hey guys sorry for the long wait again, I’m back from France. Immediately got very sick on the way back but i’m recovering now.I very much want to be a better content creator for you guys. I’m planning on going back to school to get my degree. I want to bring back my other comics Double Blind and Improvise. I want to absolutely finish the stretch goals and fully complete the phase 2 kickstarter. I want to twitch stream the comic process so we can just have fun and we can connect better. I feel terrible about all the hiatuses and broken promises and I truly want to do better. Much love and happy easter to you all xox: KNPCK KNOCK SHUT DELIVERY MINJOO ELLIOT HONG 50 GREAT TO FINALLY MEET THE SOURCE OF MY HEADACHE I-I-I'M You HAVE I JUST- uM GUITE THE HE JUST FILE, HERE FILE? SHOP-LIFTING VANDALISM, ASSAULT, DISORDERLY CONDUCT THE IKEA TAKE A SEAT PART IS QUITE INTERESTING YOUR I'M GUESSING THEY DON'T SELL THOSE ZEBRA PAINTINGS FATHER CUT YOu QUITE THE ON LY A YEAR IN PRISON FOLLOWED BY A YEAR ON ANYMORE, HuH? DEAL PAROLE You CAN IMAGINE MY SURPRISE WHEN I SAW THAT YOU WERE THE SON OF THE DISTRICT ATTORNEY N-NO, SIR AND NOW ANOTHER DINER INCIDENT AND AFTER ALL OF THAT, You STILL MANAGE TO GET BANNED FROM 2 IHOPS YOu'RE GUITE THE NUISANCE AREN'T YOu? NOT GOING TO ANSWER THAT IT WAS エ'm… RHETORICAL NOW LET ME ASK YOU A REAL QUESTION ZERO! HOW MANY I WOULD PEOPLE HAVE NEVER COMPROMISE HIS IDENTITY! NEVER! You TOLD RED SHIFT'S IDENTITY To? ALRIGHT THEN SIT HOW MANY PEOPLE KNOW ABOUT THE WHOLE SHARP 2ERO SITUATION нOW MANY? SIX LIKE SIGH LESS THAN I EXPECTED MORE THAN I НОРED SIGH DANNY OKAY MADINA THEN MY BROTHER AND MY TWO BEST FRIENDS WHO DID You TELL? HIS FIANCÉE GIVE ME THEIR NAMES sharpzero: Hey guys sorry for the long wait again, I’m back from France. Immediately got very sick on the way back but i’m recovering now.I very much want to be a better content creator for you guys. I’m planning on going back to school to get my degree. I want to bring back my other comics Double Blind and Improvise. I want to absolutely finish the stretch goals and fully complete the phase 2 kickstarter. I want to twitch stream the comic process so we can just have fun and we can connect better. I feel terrible about all the hiatuses and broken promises and I truly want to do better. Much love and happy easter to you all xox
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lolzandtrollz: Oh No, My Poor Childhood Memories: Toy Story: Andy's Parents Are Divorcing You never see the Dad They are moving (to a smaller house no less The Mom's wedding ring is off in the shot where she picks up the Burz box -Andy is introverted and emotionally attached to inanimate, masculine figures -They get a puppy (surprisingly common for divorcees) None of the babies in "Rugrats" actually exist, but they are all instead figments of Angelica's imagination, as result of her parent's negligence. Chuckie died with his mother, which explains how much of a nervous wreck his father is. Tommy was a stillborn baby, which explains why his father, Stu, was always in the basement making toys for the son he never had. Finally, the DeVilles had an abortion To compensate for not knowing the sex of the baby, Angelica invented twins in her head, one boy, one girl Willy Wonka knew those children would die in his factory, After Augustus gets sucked up the shoot, they all hop on board the boat through the tunnel of doom. The boat doesn't have two extra vacant seats thoughh Iit was designed with prior knowledge that they would lose two participants before that point. Later they drive a creanm spewing car with only four seats. Did they have another car waiting in the garage in case the others made it? Of course not. Willy Wonka uses children to make candy There's a scene in "Aladdin where Genie calls Aladdin's clothes 0 3rd century. However, as we all know, the Genie was locked inside a lamp for the past 10,000 years, meaning that there is no way he could have known what the 3rd century was like.This means that Aladdin actually takes place in the FUTURE, in at least 10,300 AD. The movie itself is set in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, one where only some Arabic culture has survived. The things called "magic" are actually just some of the technological marvels left behind by the previous civilization. These include flying carpets and genetically engineered parrots which can comprehend human speech instead of just mimicking it How else could the Genie do impressions of ancient, long-dead celebrities like Groucho Marx, Jack Nicholson, etc? Courage the Cowardly Dog is actually a normal dog and he sees the world through a dog's eyes. All the villains in the show are just normal people, but to a little dog they seem scary. They don't actually live in the middle of Nowhere, but since his owners are too old to take him outside for walks, he only knows what's around his immediate property, and everything beyond that is nothing because he's never seen it. Game begins with curtain opening shadows on Blocks bolted to more shadows on skyline Exit stage right; end of set Platforms hanging La from roof, sticking out through slots in backdrop running via hidden machines behind set Super Mario Bros. 3 never happened It was all just a stage show. A play Mario was never once in any real danger You were merely the audience lolzandtrollz: Oh No, My Poor Childhood Memories

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ainawgsd: valarhalla: valarhalla: boopsandswoops: lifelessordinary0: Temple of Horus, Egypt its horus he’s here Guys no, it gets so much better.  A small fat bird, like the above, is the hieroglyph used in Ancient Egyptian to mean “wicked” or evil”. The phrase above him (the inscription should be read from the top down) is “Nb s3″ or “Lord of the son of”. Genitive is usually implied in this sort of phrase without a connecting word, meaning: This birb has literally created the sentence and declared himself “ Lord of the Son of Evil” God dammit, I realised I made a mistake doing this from memory- the first sign is “k” for “your”, not “nb” for “lord”. So this birb has declared himself “your evil son”, not “the lord of the son of evil”. Which is not quite as dramatic, but still very menacing. You go bird. Behold, my evil son. I am so very proud of him. : ainawgsd: valarhalla: valarhalla: boopsandswoops: lifelessordinary0: Temple of Horus, Egypt its horus he’s here Guys no, it gets so much better.  A small fat bird, like the above, is the hieroglyph used in Ancient Egyptian to mean “wicked” or evil”. The phrase above him (the inscription should be read from the top down) is “Nb s3″ or “Lord of the son of”. Genitive is usually implied in this sort of phrase without a connecting word, meaning: This birb has literally created the sentence and declared himself “ Lord of the Son of Evil” God dammit, I realised I made a mistake doing this from memory- the first sign is “k” for “your”, not “nb” for “lord”. So this birb has declared himself “your evil son”, not “the lord of the son of evil”. Which is not quite as dramatic, but still very menacing. You go bird. Behold, my evil son. I am so very proud of him.

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