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the-strongest-decoy: arcticfoxbear: by-grace-of-god: prolifeproliberty: candiikismet: gingersofficial: Life path unlocked. He’s a scientist now. If your dad is telling you in great detail about something he’s passionate about, you’re going to be hooked even if you don’t understand a word. He tells us more… So now I have to deliver a quiet lecture on the Standard Model every night. He loves lists of things, like all the streets home from daycare, or the train stations between here and Central, so he loves hearing the list of leptons and quarks and bosons. Anyway, I made this poster for him, based on the CPEP ones we used to have at uni . Alas I ran out of room for antimatter, colour charge and confinement, but hey, maybe there can be a second poster later. It’s funny though — on the surface of it, it seems like it must be far too advanced for a 3yo. But when you think about it, quarks and leptons are no more or less real to him than, say, dinosaurs or planets, and he loves those too. And he recognises the letters on the particles. I am absolutely overwhelmed by the kind and sweet things people are saying about this, thanks everyone ❤️ Addendum: he has really grasped onto the “everything is made of atoms” part of this, so tonight he listed just about every object he could think of and asked if it was made of atoms. “And my bed?”Yes, and your bed.“And that wall?”Yep.“And the armchair?”Yes, the armchair too.……“And… the book case?”Y— “And my home?”Yep, the whole apartment block.“And your home? Oh wait, your home is my home.”Haha, it is.……“But is it made of atoms?”Yep.“And… [best friend]’s home?”Yes, it is. And [other friend]’s home, and [third friend]’s home. “Is [yet another friend]’s home?” Update from the other night: “Is my… is… [extremely long pause] is my atoms poster made up of atoms?”—Yes! Yes it is. I have never heard such a contemplative silence. I think the next poster will have to be on the philosophy of referential language. Update from this morning: after listing everything in sight (mummy? daddy? fridge? milk? cereal? table? etc.) he asks “is [baby sister] made up of atoms?” yep! *runs over to her on the floor**puts face up real close to hers*“HI! YOU’RE MADE UP OF LOTS OF ATOMS! DID YOU KNOW?” @radioactivepeasant @themagdalenwriting @iusedtohaveanaccount “HI! YOU’RE MADE UP OF LOTS OF ATOMS! DID YOU KNOW?” : the-strongest-decoy: arcticfoxbear: by-grace-of-god: prolifeproliberty: candiikismet: gingersofficial: Life path unlocked. He’s a scientist now. If your dad is telling you in great detail about something he’s passionate about, you’re going to be hooked even if you don’t understand a word. He tells us more… So now I have to deliver a quiet lecture on the Standard Model every night. He loves lists of things, like all the streets home from daycare, or the train stations between here and Central, so he loves hearing the list of leptons and quarks and bosons. Anyway, I made this poster for him, based on the CPEP ones we used to have at uni . Alas I ran out of room for antimatter, colour charge and confinement, but hey, maybe there can be a second poster later. It’s funny though — on the surface of it, it seems like it must be far too advanced for a 3yo. But when you think about it, quarks and leptons are no more or less real to him than, say, dinosaurs or planets, and he loves those too. And he recognises the letters on the particles. I am absolutely overwhelmed by the kind and sweet things people are saying about this, thanks everyone ❤️ Addendum: he has really grasped onto the “everything is made of atoms” part of this, so tonight he listed just about every object he could think of and asked if it was made of atoms. “And my bed?”Yes, and your bed.“And that wall?”Yep.“And the armchair?”Yes, the armchair too.……“And… the book case?”Y— “And my home?”Yep, the whole apartment block.“And your home? Oh wait, your home is my home.”Haha, it is.……“But is it made of atoms?”Yep.“And… [best friend]’s home?”Yes, it is. And [other friend]’s home, and [third friend]’s home. “Is [yet another friend]’s home?” Update from the other night: “Is my… is… [extremely long pause] is my atoms poster made up of atoms?”—Yes! Yes it is. I have never heard such a contemplative silence. I think the next poster will have to be on the philosophy of referential language. Update from this morning: after listing everything in sight (mummy? daddy? fridge? milk? cereal? table? etc.) he asks “is [baby sister] made up of atoms?” yep! *runs over to her on the floor**puts face up real close to hers*“HI! YOU’RE MADE UP OF LOTS OF ATOMS! DID YOU KNOW?” @radioactivepeasant @themagdalenwriting @iusedtohaveanaccount “HI! YOU’RE MADE UP OF LOTS OF ATOMS! DID YOU KNOW?”

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“Coach Shula really set the standard for all of us.” Bill Belichick remembers a fellow coaching legend. 🙏 https://t.co/NRYwXpjW7U: “Coach Shula really set the standard for all of us.” Bill Belichick remembers a fellow coaching legend. 🙏 https://t.co/NRYwXpjW7U

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Ah the standard measurement by pinoyboyftw MORE MEMES: Ah the standard measurement by pinoyboyftw MORE MEMES

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by-grace-of-god: prolifeproliberty: candiikismet: gingersofficial: Life path unlocked. He’s a scientist now. If your dad is telling you in great detail about something he’s passionate about, you’re going to be hooked even if you don’t understand a word. He tells us more… So now I have to deliver a quiet lecture on the Standard Model every night. He loves lists of things, like all the streets home from daycare, or the train stations between here and Central, so he loves hearing the list of leptons and quarks and bosons. Anyway, I made this poster for him, based on the CPEP ones we used to have at uni . Alas I ran out of room for antimatter, colour charge and confinement, but hey, maybe there can be a second poster later. It’s funny though — on the surface of it, it seems like it must be far too advanced for a 3yo. But when you think about it, quarks and leptons are no more or less real to him than, say, dinosaurs or planets, and he loves those too. And he recognises the letters on the particles. I am absolutely overwhelmed by the kind and sweet things people are saying about this, thanks everyone ❤️ Addendum: he has really grasped onto the “everything is made of atoms” part of this, so tonight he listed just about every object he could think of and asked if it was made of atoms. “And my bed?”Yes, and your bed.“And that wall?”Yep.“And the armchair?”Yes, the armchair too.……“And… the book case?”Y— “And my home?”Yep, the whole apartment block.“And your home? Oh wait, your home is my home.”Haha, it is.……“But is it made of atoms?”Yep.“And… [best friend]’s home?”Yes, it is. And [other friend]’s home, and [third friend]’s home. “Is [yet another friend]’s home?” Update from the other night: “Is my… is… [extremely long pause] is my atoms poster made up of atoms?”—Yes! Yes it is. I have never heard such a contemplative silence. I think the next poster will have to be on the philosophy of referential language. Update from this morning: after listing everything in sight (mummy? daddy? fridge? milk? cereal? table? etc.) he asks “is [baby sister] made up of atoms?” yep! *runs over to her on the floor**puts face up real close to hers*“HI! YOU’RE MADE UP OF LOTS OF ATOMS! DID YOU KNOW?” : by-grace-of-god: prolifeproliberty: candiikismet: gingersofficial: Life path unlocked. He’s a scientist now. If your dad is telling you in great detail about something he’s passionate about, you’re going to be hooked even if you don’t understand a word. He tells us more… So now I have to deliver a quiet lecture on the Standard Model every night. He loves lists of things, like all the streets home from daycare, or the train stations between here and Central, so he loves hearing the list of leptons and quarks and bosons. Anyway, I made this poster for him, based on the CPEP ones we used to have at uni . Alas I ran out of room for antimatter, colour charge and confinement, but hey, maybe there can be a second poster later. It’s funny though — on the surface of it, it seems like it must be far too advanced for a 3yo. But when you think about it, quarks and leptons are no more or less real to him than, say, dinosaurs or planets, and he loves those too. And he recognises the letters on the particles. I am absolutely overwhelmed by the kind and sweet things people are saying about this, thanks everyone ❤️ Addendum: he has really grasped onto the “everything is made of atoms” part of this, so tonight he listed just about every object he could think of and asked if it was made of atoms. “And my bed?”Yes, and your bed.“And that wall?”Yep.“And the armchair?”Yes, the armchair too.……“And… the book case?”Y— “And my home?”Yep, the whole apartment block.“And your home? Oh wait, your home is my home.”Haha, it is.……“But is it made of atoms?”Yep.“And… [best friend]’s home?”Yes, it is. And [other friend]’s home, and [third friend]’s home. “Is [yet another friend]’s home?” Update from the other night: “Is my… is… [extremely long pause] is my atoms poster made up of atoms?”—Yes! Yes it is. I have never heard such a contemplative silence. I think the next poster will have to be on the philosophy of referential language. Update from this morning: after listing everything in sight (mummy? daddy? fridge? milk? cereal? table? etc.) he asks “is [baby sister] made up of atoms?” yep! *runs over to her on the floor**puts face up real close to hers*“HI! YOU’RE MADE UP OF LOTS OF ATOMS! DID YOU KNOW?”

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khadij-al-kubra: tooiconic: fuckyeahyonicsymbols: dorkilybeautiful: blackmoonbabe: brain-confetti: nightvalemeteorologist: suctioning: Why She had a dream and she realized it. Hey wait but sit down This is Megumi Igarashi She’s a Japanese artist Japan, the country with some of the most fucked up pornography and the penis festival Where the vagina is basically illegal to talk about So she did a bunch of art featuring 3D sculptures of her vagina, including this kayak, and was put in jail for it She was indicted again in December on obscenity charges for selling vagina art to crowdfund for the kayak and could spend two years in prison In Japan, women’s vaginas are treated as though they are men’s property. The trains here usually display pornographic advertisements. As a woman, I find that blatant objectification to be humiliating. I’m disgusted by it. My body belongs to me.So, with this project I wanted to release the vagina from the standard Japanese paradigm. Japan is lenient towards expressions of male sexuality and arousal, but not so for women. When a woman uses her body in artistic expression, her work gets ignored, and people treat her as if she’s some sex-crazed idiot. It all comes back to misogyny. And the vagina is at the heart of it.The vagina is ridiculed. It’s lusted after. Men don’t see women as equals—to them, women are just vaginas. Then they call my vagina-themed work “obscene,” and judge me according to laws written by and for men. [x] She plans to turn her trial in to a manga comic. She seems pretty sure she’s not going to do any jail time but if you’d like to help her pay for her inevitable fine and court fees, you can check out her online store. There are little glow in the dark vagina characters. Wow I’ve seen this reblogged a ton of times without seeing the whole going to jail part. Here’s a recent article about her from July of 2017. It looks like she did some brief time in jail, and is currently still working on this artistic effort, as well as trying to raise awareness about a new terrorism law and the jail/prison system in Japan. Reblogging again for the updates! I went from “wow why” to “YES GIRL” in 2 min. Viva la vulva: khadij-al-kubra: tooiconic: fuckyeahyonicsymbols: dorkilybeautiful: blackmoonbabe: brain-confetti: nightvalemeteorologist: suctioning: Why She had a dream and she realized it. Hey wait but sit down This is Megumi Igarashi She’s a Japanese artist Japan, the country with some of the most fucked up pornography and the penis festival Where the vagina is basically illegal to talk about So she did a bunch of art featuring 3D sculptures of her vagina, including this kayak, and was put in jail for it She was indicted again in December on obscenity charges for selling vagina art to crowdfund for the kayak and could spend two years in prison In Japan, women’s vaginas are treated as though they are men’s property. The trains here usually display pornographic advertisements. As a woman, I find that blatant objectification to be humiliating. I’m disgusted by it. My body belongs to me.So, with this project I wanted to release the vagina from the standard Japanese paradigm. Japan is lenient towards expressions of male sexuality and arousal, but not so for women. When a woman uses her body in artistic expression, her work gets ignored, and people treat her as if she’s some sex-crazed idiot. It all comes back to misogyny. And the vagina is at the heart of it.The vagina is ridiculed. It’s lusted after. Men don’t see women as equals—to them, women are just vaginas. Then they call my vagina-themed work “obscene,” and judge me according to laws written by and for men. [x] She plans to turn her trial in to a manga comic. She seems pretty sure she’s not going to do any jail time but if you’d like to help her pay for her inevitable fine and court fees, you can check out her online store. There are little glow in the dark vagina characters. Wow I’ve seen this reblogged a ton of times without seeing the whole going to jail part. Here’s a recent article about her from July of 2017. It looks like she did some brief time in jail, and is currently still working on this artistic effort, as well as trying to raise awareness about a new terrorism law and the jail/prison system in Japan. Reblogging again for the updates! I went from “wow why” to “YES GIRL” in 2 min. Viva la vulva

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copperbadge: storiesofimagination: positive-memes: Awesome School Principal FTW! It’s the “As a trained principal and hobby dentist…” that gives me pause. I’m sure this isn’t the first lost tooth he’s had to vouch for. I’m more worried about what the ga-ga pit might be. : October 9, 2019 Dear Tooth Fairy. lost a tooth while playing outside at recess Today Unfortunately, it was lost in our ga-ga pit, and despite the valiant efforts of an intrepid search team, we were unable to recover the tooth. As a trained principal and hobby dentist. I can verify that there is definitely a gap in teeth that was not there this morning when he came in. Please accept this letter as official verification of a lost footh and provide the standard monetary exchange rate you normally use for a real footh. If you have any questions, please feel free to contact me at the address above. Sincerely. Curt Angeli, Principal Gillett Elementary School P.S. I am still waiting for the money for my wisdom teth from 1987. Please remit as soon as possible. Not the hero we deserved, but the,hero we needed. copperbadge: storiesofimagination: positive-memes: Awesome School Principal FTW! It’s the “As a trained principal and hobby dentist…” that gives me pause. I’m sure this isn’t the first lost tooth he’s had to vouch for. I’m more worried about what the ga-ga pit might be.

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I’m 6 months pregnant, but I didn’t want to do one of the standard pregnancy costumes.: I’m 6 months pregnant, but I didn’t want to do one of the standard pregnancy costumes.

I’m 6 months pregnant, but I didn’t want to do one of the standard pregnancy costumes.

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The only appropriate response to the standard, “hey there”: (03 8:10. Jess Hey there Delilah What's it like in New York City? Today 7:33 PM I'm a thousand miles away but tonight you look so pretty, yes you do Today 7:51 PM Times Square can't shine as bright as you, I swear it's true Hey there, Delilah, don't you worry about the distance Hahahahaha that's too funny But speaking of distance we live pretty close according to tinder Like I said, don't you worry about the distance Type a message... GIF The only appropriate response to the standard, “hey there”

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But more importantly who formalized I,J,K as only valid loop variable ?: ...127 Ko/s a1 4G 25D 15:15 mobile.twitter.com/fermatsl 40 Tweeter Fermat's Library @fermatslibrary René Descartes popularized the standard algebraic notation, using lowercase a, b and c for known quantities and x, y and z for unknown quantities Traduire le Tweet а, b, с х, у, Z 3:07 PM 13 sept. 2019 Buffer 303 J'aime 79 Retweets But more importantly who formalized I,J,K as only valid loop variable ?

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Not everyone knows everything guys: Im SICK OF PlOPLE SAHING THAT! HAuE You EVER HEARD of A BLIND SPOT?! WHAT DO YOU MEAM YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT Is?!! UGGHNH! How?! WERE TOTALLY DIFFERENT PEOPLE PEOPLE ACT ASTHOUGH THEIR oWN KNOWLED6E BASE IS THE STANDARD FOR EVEAYONE!! WHO'VE HAD TOTALLY DIEFERENT IFE EXPERIENCES. WE ALL ACT UKE so I'M SoRed THAT IVE NEVER HEARD OF TOILET PAPER! WHEN IN FACT NOT A SNGLE ONE OF US UNDERSTAND FRACTION OF A PERCENTAGE OF THIS WORLD.. WE KNOW EVERITHING! ALL THERE Heckiflkucomics.com lord-brixie Every time I see this I'm equally unprepared for the punchline bc I forget it's a joke until the end Source: heckifiknowcomics 30,187 notes Not everyone knows everything guys

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After seeing the post of u/CactusZombie69 by Azaryus1050 MORE MEMES: sky Sky News NEWS SkyNews Sexist air conditioning: @radhikasanghani explains why the standard office temperature of 22°C is too low for women Sexist air conditioning Sexist air conditioning Sky News Sexist air conditioning ditioning Sexist a 0:09/2:46 lol show me ur tits bitch After seeing the post of u/CactusZombie69 by Azaryus1050 MORE MEMES

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Love Yours (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter): gabbie hanna girls w curly hair straighten it girls w straight hair curl it white girls get spray tans dark girls r encouraged to look whiter thick girls r told to lose weight thin girls try to be "thicc." @GabbieHanna 1d i'm starting to wonder if the standard of beauty is just "anything but who you are." 1,056 53K 224K Roberto Blake #AWESOMESQUAD @robertoblake Replying to @GabbieHanna You caught on. Short dudes wanna be tal. Talk dudes feel gangly. Small frame wants to bulk up. Large frame wants to slim down. Love Yours (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

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Love Yours by BrotherJannis MORE MEMES: gabbie hanna girls w curly hair straighten it girls w straight hair curl it white girls get spray tans dark girls r encouraged to look whiter thick girls r told to lose weight thin girls try to be "thicc." @GabbieHanna 1d i'm starting to wonder if the standard of beauty is just "anything but who you are." 1,056 53K 224K Roberto Blake #AWESOMESQUAD @robertoblake Replying to @GabbieHanna You caught on. Short dudes wanna be tal. Talk dudes feel gangly. Small frame wants to bulk up. Large frame wants to slim down. Love Yours by BrotherJannis MORE MEMES

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found this on a different subreddit so felt like it should be here via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2TfADLX: Using the standard Drake format Using my Dad because it's his birthday and I love him Luv Dad you u/that one_sander found this on a different subreddit so felt like it should be here via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2TfADLX

found this on a different subreddit so felt like it should be here via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2TfADLX

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Happy Birthday Dad via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2YSlbXh: Using the standard Drake format Using my Dad because it's his birthday and I love him Luv Dad you u/that one_sander Happy Birthday Dad via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2YSlbXh

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EXO memes: @ethereal_jongin they said JONGIN IS THE STANDARD Beauty NEW-BEAUTY MEN o EXP EXO memes

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demifiendrsa: Death Stranding – Release Date Reveal Trailer. The game will launch for Playstation 4 worldwide on November 8, 2019.Extended Japanese version Message from Hideo Kojima Game editionsPre-order the Standard Edition for $59.99 USD MSRP/ $79.99 CAD MSRP and immediately get a voucher to download a Chibi Ludens PSN Avatar – a stylized version of the iconic logo for Kojima Productions – plus, a Death Stranding PS4 Dynamic Theme at launch.Pre-orders also receive special gold versions of in-game items earned through gameplay:Gold “Sam” SunglassesGold HatGold Speed Skeleton: Increase the speed of Sam’s movement when equippedGold Armor Plate: Increase protection against any damage Sam takesThe Special Edition ($69.99 USD MSRP/ $89.99 CAD MSRP) includes a collectible Steelbook case. Pre-order and receive all incentives offered through the Standard Edition. The Special Edition also includes –A special gold version of the Gold “Ludens Mask” Sunglasses earned through gameplay.As well as these digital bonuses:Music Album Digital DownloadBehind the Scenes Making Of Digital VideoPre-order the Digital Deluxe Edition for $79.99 USD / $99.99 CAD MSRP and receive all digital pre-order incentives offered via the Standard Edition. The Digital Deluxe also includes –Special gold versions of in-game items earned through gameplay:Gold “Ludens Mask” SunglassesGold Power Skeleton: Enhance Sam’s ability to handle heavy cargoGold All-Terrain Skeleton: Enhance Sam’s ability to balance himself on uneven terrainGold Armor Plate (Level 2): Stronger protection for Sam against falls, gunfire, and moreDeath Stranding Collector’s Edition ($199.99 USD MSRP / $249.99 CAD MSRP), which includes all Digital Deluxe Edition in-game items and bonus contents, the Special Edition Steelbook, plus:Life-sized BB Pod StatueBRIDGES Cargo CaseLudens KeychainScreenshotsOverviewAfter the collapse of civilization, Sam Bridges must journey across a ravaged landscape crawling with otherworldly threats to save mankind from the brink of extinction. From legendary game creator Hideo Kojima comes an all-new, genre-defying experience for the PlayStation 4 system.Starring Norman Reedus, Mads Mikkelsen, Léa Seydoux, and Lindsay Wagner.A Journey to Reconnect a Fractured SocietyIn the near future, mysterious explosions have rocked the planet, setting off a series of supernatural events known as the Death Stranding. With spectral creatures plaguing the landscape, and the planet on the verge of a mass extinction, it’s up to Sam Bridges to journey across the ravaged wasteland and save mankind from impending annihilation.: Captured from a PaytationM Pro imagesreguire a 4K display FRA demifiendrsa: Death Stranding – Release Date Reveal Trailer. The game will launch for Playstation 4 worldwide on November 8, 2019.Extended Japanese version Message from Hideo Kojima Game editionsPre-order the Standard Edition for $59.99 USD MSRP/ $79.99 CAD MSRP and immediately get a voucher to download a Chibi Ludens PSN Avatar – a stylized version of the iconic logo for Kojima Productions – plus, a Death Stranding PS4 Dynamic Theme at launch.Pre-orders also receive special gold versions of in-game items earned through gameplay:Gold “Sam” SunglassesGold HatGold Speed Skeleton: Increase the speed of Sam’s movement when equippedGold Armor Plate: Increase protection against any damage Sam takesThe Special Edition ($69.99 USD MSRP/ $89.99 CAD MSRP) includes a collectible Steelbook case. Pre-order and receive all incentives offered through the Standard Edition. The Special Edition also includes –A special gold version of the Gold “Ludens Mask” Sunglasses earned through gameplay.As well as these digital bonuses:Music Album Digital DownloadBehind the Scenes Making Of Digital VideoPre-order the Digital Deluxe Edition for $79.99 USD / $99.99 CAD MSRP and receive all digital pre-order incentives offered via the Standard Edition. The Digital Deluxe also includes –Special gold versions of in-game items earned through gameplay:Gold “Ludens Mask” SunglassesGold Power Skeleton: Enhance Sam’s ability to handle heavy cargoGold All-Terrain Skeleton: Enhance Sam’s ability to balance himself on uneven terrainGold Armor Plate (Level 2): Stronger protection for Sam against falls, gunfire, and moreDeath Stranding Collector’s Edition ($199.99 USD MSRP / $249.99 CAD MSRP), which includes all Digital Deluxe Edition in-game items and bonus contents, the Special Edition Steelbook, plus:Life-sized BB Pod StatueBRIDGES Cargo CaseLudens KeychainScreenshotsOverviewAfter the collapse of civilization, Sam Bridges must journey across a ravaged landscape crawling with otherworldly threats to save mankind from the brink of extinction. From legendary game creator Hideo Kojima comes an all-new, genre-defying experience for the PlayStation 4 system.Starring Norman Reedus, Mads Mikkelsen, Léa Seydoux, and Lindsay Wagner.A Journey to Reconnect a Fractured SocietyIn the near future, mysterious explosions have rocked the planet, setting off a series of supernatural events known as the Death Stranding. With spectral creatures plaguing the landscape, and the planet on the verge of a mass extinction, it’s up to Sam Bridges to journey across the ravaged wasteland and save mankind from impending annihilation.

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awwcutepets: Corgi strategically eliminates opponent in race for glory: THE STANDARD 6 7 8 9 10 awwcutepets: Corgi strategically eliminates opponent in race for glory

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Can we do it?: mikayla mcgivern @MikaylaMcgivern If dad bods are going to be the new, hot thing can we lower the standard for girls bodies?I like beer and food too Can we do it?

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Worlds best professor.: D) Since the standard deviation is one, the z-scores must be converted in order to calculated the variance ) A standardized distribution can remove negative values often found with z scores xtra Credit: Describe the dumbest conversation you overheard recently. (1-5 p ts) Gug Do yout tive bon Jovi? Cirl: No Thanks, I dont eat Ttalian Food. Smo Hos Worlds best professor.

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Worlds best professor.: D) Since the standard deviation is one, the z-scores must be converted in order to calculated the variance ) A standardized distribution can remove negative values often found with z scores xtra Credit: Describe the dumbest conversation you overheard recently. (1-5 p ts) Gug Do yout tive bon Jovi? Cirl: No Thanks, I dont eat Ttalian Food. Smo Hos Worlds best professor.

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Big Boy had this to say in regards to Kodak Black’s words about Lauren London...do y’all agree? 👇🤔 @BigBoy https://t.co/9ZqniQYMUn: bigboy I won't disrespect my timeline posting a pic of Kodak Black. However, I will say this, I'm not here for the blatant disrespect and fake ass apologies. To disrespect the King Nipsey and The Queen Lauren, is where I draw the line. Hip Hop has been very disrespectful lately. Not only is this disrespectful to Hip Hop, but this is disrespectful to a beautiful human being, spirit and a legacy. Sometimes I feel a certain way, but I don't publicly speak out. I just don't fuck with the person, place or thing. This one, I can't just keep it on a personal chill. I've been a child of Hip Hop for a looooooong time. Hip Hop raised me and I've raised Hip Hop. l'm not new to this or fake with this. I'm a soldier!!!! I'm not just Phone Taps and funny interviews. Check my pedigree I will not stand by and let Kodak Black come between an allegiance I have with dear FRIENDS. Nipsey's honor can't be disrespected like this. We must put a shield around @LaurenLondon and his ENTIRE Family. We can't allow these things to happen. Nipsey wouldn't. We look the other way and forgive too easily. I'm a black man first and I love all that deserve my love. I'm with unity, however, we must discipline our own as well. This isn't about radio or dropping records, that's been done. This is about protecting a LEGACY and holding people accountable. This may not change Kodak Black now, but I pray it changes his or someone's future. For all those out there that wanna disrespect and play with royalty, I advise you to think "THRICE" Long live the spirit, knowledge and wisdom of Nipsey Hussle. This has to be the standard FOREVER!!! The Marathon continues* Big Boy had this to say in regards to Kodak Black’s words about Lauren London...do y’all agree? 👇🤔 @BigBoy https://t.co/9ZqniQYMUn

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classic: How TO SAVE THE PRINCESS BYtoggl USING 8 PROGRAMMING Goon 5quac LANGUAGES BY THE TIME YoU'RE FINISHED WITH THE FRAME WORK, You SPEND HOURS PICKING LIBRARIES, SETTING UP NODE & THE FORT HAS BUILDING A FRAME WORK BEEN ABANDONED FOR THE CASTLE YOU HAVE JAVASCRIPT AND THE PRINCESS HAS MoVED To ANOTHER CASTLE YoU HAVE C YOU HAVE A LIBRARY YoU RESCUE THE PRINCESS FOR A CASTLE & A LIBRARY FOR THE WARDROBE & EVERYTHING SHE HER DOG, HER ENTIRE HAS EVER EATEN.. FUCK DID I FORGET A NULL-TERMINATOR PRINCESs- CHARGE! YOU GIVE UP AND GO TRYING TO EXPRESS THE TO STACKOVERFLOw To YOU HAVE C#| | You SPEND HOURS ENTIRE RESCUE IN A HAVE JON SKEET NGLE LINQ DERY RESCUE THE PRINCESS FOR YOU You HAVE JAVA YOU QUICKLY DEPLOY YOU DISCOVER YOUVE LOADED TWO VERSIONS THE RESCUE OF THE CASTLE PRODUCTION BUT NO BUT NO PRINCESS YOU HAVE LISP YoU HAvE GOWE DON'T SUPPORT FREEING CAPTURED PRINCESSES, WE ALREADY HAVE THESIE FREE PRINCESSES IN THE STANDARD LIBR. WAIT, IS THIS THE PRINCESS FROM THE JAVA PANEL? YoU HAVE PASCAL YOU DECLARE YOUR PRINCESS CASTLE & RESCUE PLAN THEN YOU GO FOR A DRINK & FORGET ABOUT THE IMPLEMENTATION You HAVE PHP YOU HAVE TO RESCUE THE PRINCESS... IN PHP MART VIRKUS 16 togg classic

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hustleinatrap: MY LONGEST YEAH GIRL EVER: Not Lightskin @iFckWhiteGirls Follow Who needs black girls anymore? RETWEETS LIKES 1,619 4,777 Rose Gold @KiaRoseGold Follow Without Black girls, who would you compare "evolving" white airls to? We set the standard Without us, they have nothing to aspire to Not Lightskin @iFckWhiteGirls Who needs black girls anymore? RETWEETS LIKES 32,396 48,452 2GiKZ hustleinatrap: MY LONGEST YEAH GIRL EVER

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The Standard: If dad bods are going to be the new hot thing. Can we lower the standard for girls bodies? I like beer and food too.

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Equality: Jessika's Post Jobs these days want you to neglect your kids, forget your health, don't get tired, and be on time! cD Like Comment Share O 2 Heath Nicholson Ya. That's been the standard for men since the beginning of time. Welcome to equality. O Write a comment.... GIF Equality

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The Standard: Nnennaya Chisaraokwu @theAfroLegalise I don't want to be equal to men Men are not the standard of humanity. I want to live on my own terms free from violence 2:31 AM 11 May 16

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The Standard: If dad bods are going to be the new hot thing. Can we lower the standard for girls bodies? I like beer and food too.

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are you seriously trusting your house in that protection spell?: anthraxlobster Free worldbuilding idea: Wizards have the same trust in magic that software designers have in software, which is to say, almost none at all. "Are you fucking kidding me I worked in a reagrent shop for a few years I don't trust any of that stuff. Who the hell knows what other components are in the ashes." "Yeah I was in the circle that made Alston's Divine Circle of Teleportation. There's some pretty nasty corner cases you can get into but the headmaster published it without us. I just take ships. It's way safer." "I call bullshit on that Necromancer channeling spirits of loved ones. What did he say he was using? 'Medium Conduit Ruinic Circles'? That's just a bunch of buzzwords slapped together, and they don't even interact with each other." "I've been looking at this scroll all morning and I'm 90% sure that the scribe didn't even look at the standard for pyromancies." digitaldiscipline "Help Desk, this is Gloriline, what did you fuck up this time?" indistinct vocals "Dave, I've seen the news, and, frankly, I can see the ash cloud from here. You paid for extended support, not enabling support." are you seriously trusting your house in that protection spell?

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Luv U Dad by That_one_sander MORE MEMES: Using the standard Drake format Using the new and improved format with my Dad because he IS awesome Luv you Dad u/that_ one sander Luv U Dad by That_one_sander MORE MEMES

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Luv U Dad: Using the standard Drake format Using the new and improved format with my Dad because he IS awesome Luv you Dad u/that_ one sander Luv U Dad

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It’s about time somebody said it by iamemirhan MORE MEMES: Why is our generation so unhappy? 12/3/18, 2:06 AM 23.2K Retweets 69K Likes Pendrahgon @Zyon2438.2d Replying to @Ryydwan We cannot afford the life our parents lived Our planet is dying. The standard of leadership has really dropped. Our society is morally decaying, our kids will have very little to enjoy from communal life. We know it's not getting better. Social media. t0983 3 3,649 16 It’s about time somebody said it by iamemirhan MORE MEMES

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Eye to eye contact: Same height party transhumanisticpanspermia hellotailor: excessofcats: falling-tree: Same height party what omfg imagine walking in and being taller than the standard height and everyone groans because they have to change into taller shoes Eye to eye contact

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omg-humor:Well well: sky Sky NEWS News Sexist air conditioning: radhikasanghani explains why S the standard office temperature of 22°C is too low for women r Sexist air conditioning Sexist air conditioning Sky Now Sexist air conditioning Sexis a ditioning 0:09 / 2:46 lol show me odur tits bitch omg-humor:Well well

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Well well: sky Sky NEWS News Sexist air conditioning: radhikasanghani explains why S the standard office temperature of 22°C is too low for women r Sexist air conditioning Sexist air conditioning Sky Now Sexist air conditioning Sexis a ditioning 0:09 / 2:46 lol show me odur tits bitch Well well

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Since it’s Christmas, here’s my gift to the number #1: Using the standard drake fo rmat Spending 3 hours cutting paper to make this tribute to #1 even if nobody upvotes high effort Since it’s Christmas, here’s my gift to the number #1

Since it’s Christmas, here’s my gift to the number #1

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Not mine but had to share: Using the standard drake fo rmat Spending 3 hours cutting paper to make this tribute to #1 even if nobody upvotes high effort Not mine but had to share

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Not mine but had to share via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2AimZzj: Using the standard drake fo rmat Spending 3 hours cutting paper to make this tribute to #1 even if nobody upvotes high effort Not mine but had to share via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2AimZzj

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Not mine but had to share by mishft MORE MEMES: Using the standard drake fo rmat Spending 3 hours cutting paper to make this tribute to #1 even if nobody upvotes high effort Not mine but had to share by mishft MORE MEMES

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GIT the princess: THE a HOW TO SAVE THE PRINCESS BYtoggl Goon SquAD USING 8 PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES BY THE TIME YoU'RC FINISHED WITH THE FRAMEWORk, YoU SPEND HOURS PICKING, LIBRARIES,。11 THEFORT HAS SETTING UP NODE BUILDING A FRAHE WORK BEEN ABANDONED FOR THE YOU HAVE JAVASCRIPT || m 餓 CASTLE nd | AAS MERECAST" AND THE PRINCESS HAS MoVED TO ANOTHER CASTLE You HAVE C YOU HAVE A LIBRARY You RESCUE THE PRINCESS FOR A CASTLE A LIBRARY FOR THE WARDRoBE & EVEKYTHING SHE PRINCESS CHARGE! HER DOG, HER ENTIRE HAS EVER EATEN.. FUCK DID I FORGETA NULL-TERMINATOR? VITA YOU HAVE C#| | YoU SPEND HOURS YOU GIVE UP AND GO TRYING TO EXPRESS THE|ITO STACKOVERFLOW TO ENTIRE RESCUE INA HAVE JON SKEET NGLE LINQIERYRESCUE THE PRINCESS FOR YOU You HAVE JAVA You QuiCKLY DEPLOY YOU DISCOVER YOUVE LOADED TWO VERSIONS THE RESCUE TO PRODUCTION OF THE CASTLE BUT NO PRINCESS YoU HAVE LISP CCCCCCCCOnm You HAVE Go WE DON'T SUPPORT FREEING CAPTURED PRINCESSES,WE ALREADY HAVE THESE FREE PRINCESSES IN THE STANDARD LIBR… WAIT, I THIS THE PRINCESS FROM THE JAVA PANEL? AN YoU HAVE PASCAL YoU DECLARE | THEN YOU GO FOR YOUR PRINCESS CASTLE & RESCUE PLAN A DRINK&FORGET ABOUT THE IMPLEMENTATION You HAVE PHP YOU HAVE TO RESCUE THE PRINCESS... IN PHP.. MART VIRKUS 16 toggl GIT the princess

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It’s about time somebody said it (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter): Why is our generation so unhappy? 12/3/18, 2:06 AM 23.2K Retweets 69K Likes Pendrahgon @Zyon2438.2d Replying to @Ryydwan We cannot afford the life our parents lived Our planet is dying. The standard of leadership has really dropped. Our society is morally decaying, our kids will have very little to enjoy from communal life. We know it's not getting better. Social media. t0983 3 3,649 16 It’s about time somebody said it (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

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It’s about time somebody said it: Why is our generation so unhappy? 12/3/18, 2:06 AM 23.2K Retweets 69K Likes Pendrahgon @Zyon2438.2d Replying to @Ryydwan We cannot afford the life our parents lived Our planet is dying. The standard of leadership has really dropped. Our society is morally decaying, our kids will have very little to enjoy from communal life. We know it's not getting better. Social media. t0983 3 3,649 16 It’s about time somebody said it

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It’s about time somebody said it by CrispCrisp MORE MEMES: Why is our generation so unhappy? 12/3/18, 2:06 AM 23.2K Retweets 69K Likes Pendrahgon @Zyon2438.2d Replying to @Ryydwan We cannot afford the life our parents lived Our planet is dying. The standard of leadership has really dropped. Our society is morally decaying, our kids will have very little to enjoy from communal life. We know it's not getting better. Social media. t0983 3 3,649 16 It’s about time somebody said it by CrispCrisp MORE MEMES

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Inflation time: Government: increases minimum wage to improve the standard of living. Corporations: increases the price of everything Minimum wage folks: So that was a fucking lie. Inflation time

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Its that time of year again: Andrew Rannells @AndrewRannells I don't think any more people need to record Baby It's Cold Outside. I think we're good there teachingwithcoffee It's time to bring an end to the Rape Anthem Masquerading As Christmas Carol bigbutterandeggman Hi there! Former English nerd/teacher here Also a big fan of jazz of the 30s and 40s So. Here's the thing. Given a cursory glance and applying today's worldview to the song, yes, you're right, it absolutely *sounds* like a rape anthem. BUT! Let's look closer! "Hey what's in this drink" was a stock joke at the time, and the punchline was invariably that there's actually pretty much nothing in the drink, not even a significant amount of alcohol See, this woman is staying late, unchaperoned, at a dudes house. In the 1940's, that's the kind of thing Good Girls aren't supposed to do-and she wants people to think she's a good girl. The woman in the song says outright, multiple times, that what other people will think of her staying is what shes really concerned about "the neighbors might think" "my maiden aunt's mind is vicious," "there's bound to be talk tomorrow." But she's having a really good time, and she wants to stay, and so she is excusing her uncharacteristically bold behavior (either to the guy or to herself) by blaming it on the drink -unaware that the drink is actually really weak, maybe not even alcoholic at all. That's the joke That is the standard joke that's going on when a woman in media from the early-to-mid 20th century says "hey, what's in this drink?" It is not a joke about how she's drunk and about to be raped. It's a joke about how she's perfectly sober and about to have awesome consensual sex and use the drink for plausible deniability because she's living in a society where women aren't supposed to have sexual agency Basically, the song only makes sense in the context of a society in which women are expected to reject mens advances whether they actually want to or not, and therefore it's normal and expected for a lady's gentleman companion to pressure her despite her protests, because he knows she would have to say that whether or not she meant it, and if she really wants to stay she won't be able to justify doing so unless he offers her an excuse other than "I'm staying because I want to." (That's the main theme of the man's lines in the song, suggesting excuses she can use when people ask later why she spent the night at his house: it was so cold out, there were no cabs available, he simply insisted because he was concerned about my safety in such awful weather, it was perfectly innocent and definitely not about sex at all!) In this particular case, he's pretty clearly right, because the woman has a voice, and she's using it to give all the culturally-understood signals that she actually does want to stay but can't say so She states explicitly that she's resisting because shes supposed to, not because she wants to: "I ought to say no no no..." She states explicitly that she's just putting up a token resistance so she'll be able to claim later that she did whats expected of a decent woman in this situation: "at least I'm gonna say that I tried." And at the end of the song they're singing together, in harmony, because they're both on the same page and they have been all along So it's not actually a song about rape in fact it's a song about a woman finding a way to exercise sexual agency in a patriarchal society designed to stop her from doing so. But it's also, at the same time, one of the best illustrations of rape culture that pop culture has ever produced. It's a song about a society where women aren't allowed to say yes..which happens to mean it's also a society where women don't have a clear and unambiguous way to say no Source: matchingvnecks #baby it's cold outside #not about rape #so tired of having to explain this on 238,267 notes Dec 3rd, 2016 Its that time of year again

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Yeah I love murdering, so does my family: sugarquillsandfizzingwhizbees: My mum didn't know it was a TV show and she freaked out when she saw me googling 'How To Get Away With Murder Long story short, she called the whole family round and gave us the standard 'murder will not be tolerated in this family' lecture WILL REBLOG THIS UNTILI DIE the standard 'murder will not be tolerated in this family' lecture Yeah I love murdering, so does my family

Yeah I love murdering, so does my family

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Bad men do not set the STANDARD for all men by Kolzykhay MORE MEMES: Jemele Hill @jemelehill Uh raise your hand if you suc- cessfully got out of high school without trying to rape a woman. The Hill @thehill Republican women defend Kavanaugh: "What boy hasn't done this in high school?" hill.cm/ FLmb7kf Bad men do not set the STANDARD for all men by Kolzykhay MORE MEMES

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I put the D in detective, baby.: st 23:26 Bet I can guess how tall you are Try me 5'11" And a half, but who's counting? How you know? The standard brick is 65mm tall + the average mortar layer of 10mm. You're 24 bricks tall GIF Type a message Send Yeah 5 miles away S D F G HJKL I me Jules, or just, Call me (your choice) ZX e snackin', wise-crackin' & kayakin' ite chocolate, never buy me chocolate, os, however... C V B N M 3 space return I put the D in detective, baby.

I put the D in detective, baby.

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