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Clock, Countdown, and Energy: buying peaches is so stressful because you have to consume them so quickly... it's like the moment the cashier types in that number the alpha peach turns to its brothers in the bags and says "alright listen up boys, it's time to remember your training. i want to see immense bruising by sundown. i want to see you near inedible by sunrise. remember it is better to die a free man than to be eaten." you gotta wolf down all of your peaches at the check out counter while the trader joe's employees eagerly look at the Peach Consumption Countdown Clock and cheer you on. these peaches have sensors on them that can tell when they come into contact with human hands so they can begin their self-destruct sequence like you're in a spy movie and the peach just relayed a message to you about the whereabouts of jimmy hoffa's decayed remains je-suis-hetalia Jimmy Hoffa is likely dead m4ge this response carries so much chaotic cursed energy. jimmy hoffa was declared dead in 1982 after disappearing in 1975. he was born in 1913, meaning he would be the miraculous age of 105 today if he wasn't dead. "likely dead." the fact that it's a hetalia blog trying to tell me that he is likely dead. the fact that i specifically mention his decayed corpse in my post so there is literally no reason for someone to alert me that he is "likely" deceased. the fact that this hetalia blog is trying to tell this to me, a person who up until recently literally worked for the international brotherhood of teamsters as a person in charge of handling their historical records. i spent two years of my life answering phone calls from people asking me if i personally knew what happened to jimmy hoffa's body. ive spent a significantly longer amount of time trying to forget that hetalia exists. my entire career as a hetalia faceboolk roleplayer at the age of 11 just flashed through my eyes. i legitimately cannot express how much this response has effected me. ive been staring at it for7 minutes. i feel like ive entered the twilight zone je-suis-hetalia I don't ever remember writing that when did I write that m4ge everything about this is cursed peaches

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Being Alone, Cars, and Disney: Michael Sainato @msainat1 Likely the biggest union battle in the country right now, 41,000 union members fighting Disney's poverty wages as Disney withholds their bonuses and its barely getting covered in the media STOP WAR IE WORKERS NEED UNIT HERE MA6IC 3/29/18, 10:03 PM 6,035 Retweets 8,716 Likes ndelphinus: fckyeahitslauren: jumpingjacktrash: srsishere: wabefuhon: srsishere: Just a little taste of what’s going on at my workplace right now. We have been fighting for a raise because a lot of people who work at Disney have to work 60+ hours a week just to get by. What was their response? “Ok, everyone gets a bonus. $1000. But not all at once. $500 now and $500 at the end of the year.” (in case some people get fired or quit, so they don’t have to pay the full amount to those people). Of course, we were like “No, that’s not what we said we wanted. We want a PERMANENT RAISE.” So Disney was like OK, fine, whoever is NOT part of the union fighting for a raise gets the $1000 bonus :) Meanwhile, we are still fighting for a raise… The company I work for sells aluminum and aluminum mixed metals. I want everyone to understand that running a business is expensive and the reason why raises don’t happen is because management holds onto money to keep the business running. Equipment repair is expensive because parts have to be made. If you’re needing to work over 60 hrs to make ends meet, you need to move where it’s cheaper to live or get a job where it’s cheaper to live.Stop thinking that there’s all this money pouring in that the CEO and leading personnel are hoarding and paying the minimum to it’s employees. If you think I’m wrong, do some digging and pry about company expenses and the revenue from parks. Ok, but here’s the thing: Disney keep raising it’s prices. On literally everything. Park tickets, resort stays, merchandise, parking, meal plans, and they are even going to start charging for people to have their cars parked at the resorts. Not to mention, they obviously have money to throw around with all these expansions going on. They keep remodeling and renewing things that were fine before. This costs millions and millions of dollars. If every Cast Member at Walt Disney World received a raise, it would still only be a fraction of the price that Disney is dishing out on all these renovations and expansions. No cast member should be forced to work 60+ hours a week just to survive when they work for one of the wealthiest corporations in the world. if you can’t afford to pay your workers a living wage, you can’t afford to run a business. you don’t have a right to be a boss. that is not a thing you are entitled to. if you fail, you fail. get over it. IT’S DISNEY. Holy crap, is this a joke? Am I in the Twilight Zone? Did I seriously have to read with my own two eyes someone comparing running a small business to DISNEY? Right? We’re not talking even an indie film studio here (which, for the record, are mostly subsidiaries of major film studios), it’s fucking Disney. They own half the damned world. Their net income last year was over 14 billion dollars. Bob Iger (CEO of The Walt Disney Company) alone makes over $2 million a year, not including bonuses, stock options, and benefits. His 2017 take home pay was $36.3 million.Disney can fucking afford to pay their employees a living wage. They just don’t want to.Also, fuck you and your “move to a cheaper area” bullshit. No one should have to commute two hours each way to get to work. If you can’t pay your employees enough to get by within a reasonable distance of where you’re located you have failed to meet one of your most basic operating costs.
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Tumblr, Mitt Romney, and Devil: Adam Murray @Atom Murray 1h I made the Trump/Romney photo black and white, and it looks like a Twilight Zone episode where a guy just made a foolish deal with the Devil <p><a href="http://markhamillz.tumblr.com/post/153967101726/seinfeldbassline-therealklt-therealklt" class="tumblr_blog">markhamillz</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://atopfourthwall.tumblr.com/post/153967002958" class="tumblr_blog">atopfourthwall</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://seinfeldbassline.tumblr.com/post/153932019985/therealklt-therealklt-allow-me-to-introduce" class="tumblr_blog">seinfeldbassline</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://therealklt.tumblr.com/post/153910581557" class="tumblr_blog">therealklt</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://therealklt.tumblr.com/post/153910556147" class="tumblr_blog">therealklt</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Allow me to introduce you to a Mr. Mitt Romney. A haphazard skew of a man, whose political career, much like his wit, is an act of uncomfortable brevity. To his immediate right is a door-to-door salesman, of sorts, whose peddled wares are more than just stowed encyclopedias or finely crafted Tupperware. Mr. Romney is about to learn that legacies aren’t built with the brick and mortar of intentions, but of deeds. Dip your quill and get ready to sign. Your dotted line: The Twilight Zone.<br/></p></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="853" data-orig-width="1120"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b2770e64692f92ff5cc82488d6229914/tumblr_inline_ohiof1UQM71r3ukrm_540.png" data-orig-height="853" data-orig-width="1120"/></figure></blockquote> <p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mCbcIagsjS8ZV4JuVcawG6g">@avatarerin</a></p> </blockquote> <p>Okay, I don’t normally reblog political stuff around here since I want my tumblr to be a place of happiness/support for people… buuuut it’s Twilight Zone, so there you go. =)<br/></p></blockquote> <a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mZHrjydhp9oUbxMGBDJA8rw">@proudblackconservative</a> <a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mF_VW3EsMO1taHzjr8zMrRw">@friendly-neighborhood-patriarch</a></blockquote> <p>Twilight zone references are always a good time for me.</p>

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Amy Schumer, Baby, It's Cold Outside, and Beard: Anonymous 04/06/16 (Wed)22:37:55 No. 678083469 2 678083628 22678083687 2>678083751 2 678083833 32678084058 2 678084074 File: Screen Shot 2016-04-07 at ng (685 KB, 896x1290) 678083029 2nd story >Be me, around new years 2015 >homefortheholidays.jpg >start patrolling tinder for some poon om get a hit cool, we talk for a bit >chick seems little overweight but kinda cute start texting on my way to family's house after seeing some old friends and she hits me up >I ask what she's doing tonight and she sends me a pic of her long naked legs inviting me to come over >imfuckingin jpg pic also directly related keep going Anonymous 04/06/16(Wed)22:42:23 No. 678084058 2 6780842022 6Z8084230 678084374 22678084884 File: Screen Shot 2016-04-07 at png (464 KB, 890x1286) 678083469 >get the address and head over to her place start heading into the sticks >drive down this country fuckin road and come upon her house >all the lights are off >lmgonnagetrobbed.jpg >text her I think im at the right place >tells me to come up to the door >she's waiting in the doorway for me >the fat tax has been paid, she's bigger than her pics pic again directly related moar? Anonymous 04/06/16 (Wed)22:48:19 No. 678084884 2e678085048 ee6780850542-878085067 2e678085123 ee6780853192e6z8085333 ee67808s4312e678085zos 678084058 >we go into a bedroom which is obviously not the master bedroom why are there two fucking beds?!? >this bitch is 23 and shares a room with her brother in her parents house is her brother breaking into my car right now? >she says he went to the store for some wine >mustbegay.jpg >we talk for a minute and he gets back >62 gay guy with a beard in a cabbie hat carrying two bottles of wine and a block of pepperjack cheese yep, he's gay also... wat >I came here to get laid, what the fuck is going on? they have a tv in the corner hooked up to a laptop >hang out as these heathens drink wine from the bottle and chomp on a block of pepperjack like niggers on a watermelon having to type. bump to keep it goin U Anonymous 04/06/16 (Wed)22:54:32 No. 678085705 2 678085901 2>6780859522>678086009 2 678086053 678084884 >we watch some futurama and then some amy schumer >l despise amy schumer but they know every line to every episode >fucking fags and bitches love her this shit is like a backwoods version of the twilight zone inside I'm crying >I've gotten myself in an awful situation and have nobody to blame but myself and my dick >l keep thinking about how they're gonna find my body >fuckmylife.jpg about 3:00 in the morning, time to go call it a loss and start heading to the door chick says she wants some hookup action where? In front of your fag brother? >she wants to do it in the living room >dryspell jpg >I say ok >she says she has to check something walks into the next room to check on her kid I didn't know about and says we have to keep it down >the baby starts crying as she closes the door keeping it goin Anonymous 04/06/16 (Wed)23:00:53 No. 678086558 678085705 >l have to try and get down and dirty with this girl while her spawn, likely from a similar incident, wails in the next room like a banshee >fear that the baby gonna wake her parents since I'm in the sticks, fear dad may walk out the bedroom with a shotgun >ivecometoofar.jpg tell her to suck it she does >get hard and wrap up to go in keep it goin bros Anonymous 04/06/16 (Wed)23:07:12 No. 678087295 678086558 >bitch is tall talkin like, 6'1 but I'm 5'11 try my best to keep rhythm on tippy toes a few thrusts and I break my stride realize this is going to be a tougher feat than I thought ask her to get on top she does and I learn just how fat this bitch was every time she bounced the front of her followed a fraction of a second later close my eyes and tell her to cum for me, begging internally she does and I go into fetish mode in my eyes closed thinkin of some dirty fuckin shit I finally cum while I'm still in her we hear the creak of a door open >ohfuckins hit jpg Anonymous 04/06/16 (Wed)23:13:47 No. 678088066 678087513 >hear footsteps in the kitchen from the living room >this bitch hops off of me loud enough to make the floor squeak and the footsteps stop thisishowldie jpg >footsteps start coming towards the living room >I do my best to shimmy up my pants and l get behind the couch to avoid potentially being shot >she pulls her skirt up and stands to greet her fucking dad >he said he heard someone >l look down to see the family's little dog right next to me behind the couch >for the love of God and Jeebus don't bark she says she just got in from seeing friends and convinces him to go back to bed >he gets a drink in the kitchen and goes back to his chambers wait for adrenaline to go down and take off the condom >fear she'll turn the rubber inside herself to get pregnant to get support moneys >it's a risk I have to take >I slowly tiptoe out of the house a new man, a more broken one >leave her place ashamed of myself and swear I'll never hookup on tinder again >l hooked up on tinder again anyone else got any fucked up stories? Anon hooks up on Tinder (2nd Girl From Anon Gets A New Fetish)
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Tumblr, Blog, and Http: schoolofvisualarts: The Twilight Zone, poster concept by David Earhart

schoolofvisualarts: The Twilight Zone, poster concept by David Earhart

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