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This man has a mission.: I know that a lot of people want to catch em' all, but my job is a much bigger challenge. It is my goal to masturbate to all 807 Pokemon, plain and simple. I usually try to do it twice a day, regardless of the difficulties. At the end, I always win. I places like Deviantart go on L60 12 827 17h rule 34 and, occasionally e621 in order to achieve this massive goal, and when I finally do, I will become a Pokemon Master. Sometimes, it is easy. I can come in five minutes looking at Gardevoir or Lopunny pornos. Sometimes I come major challenges that I have to overcome across 119 487 n the case of Garbodor and Magikarp especially. I have to imagine the wet, sloppy fish mouth sucking without thinking about the actual fish itself. It is very hard, but the satisfaction you get when you achieve victory is immense. Not only do you get the generally on my cock 116 322 pleasurable feeling from ejaculation, but you also know that you overcame an obstacle few men have dared to try. I have a total of 347 successful ejaculations total, but it only gets harder as I move on. When I see a Serperior, for instance, I have to think to myself "In what L16 2 305 way can I imagine this creature in order to get off to it?" It is a puzzle for sure, considering I do not have a thing for (most) of these creatures, making it extremely entertaining and interesting for others to watch. I try to focus in on its somewhat beautiful face, and think t15 299 about that more than the yards of snake behind it. I sometimes have issues with Pokemon like Machamp, who appear extremely male. But I always find a way. There has been no hurdle too steep for me. I want to be the very best. Anything lower does not cut it. And that is why I am L15 2 304 beating off to pictures of lucario, mom 23 18 373 Twitta una risposta This man has a mission.
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Caught a reddit user on a seriously messed up lie, account got instadeleted: Ok, there's just no fucking way here. The comment history of this user is 100% certified insanity. Here's a few bullet points in no particular order: Self-describes herself as a millennial!1, at age 32? . Quit medical school when diagnosed with cancer12] (how many college degrees are you doing simultaneously, you're still on your master's comp sci) She was 3 years cancer free 9 months agol3] Had a business breaking $1,000,000 but ended up losing it over a divorce 41 . Joined a cult in Kors when her little sister overdosed[5) · "When I was 5 years old and I didn't get all the answers correct on the algebra test my dad wrote out for me on a yellow legal pad, he locked me in a one room cinderblock building in the desert for 5 days with our dog, her puppies and two parakeets. The puppies and the birds died within the first few days. I tried to save the puppies by feeding them my saliva."[6] Lived in a cave after getting kicked out while finishing highschool Joined/left a hippie commune at age 15 because she was weirded out by them offering a consensual 3-wayl71 Seemingly went to live in a cave after that? Was brought up as a Christian(8] Her mother kicked her out of the house and then reported her as a runaway to the policel91 Had roommates that asked her to move out because she didn't join in on pagan rituals 10) Dad "built a house for us to live in with only one bedroom." Worked as a: 6 months old: "smiling baby in a banking commercial" / 5 years old: a job at a gerbera daisy farm, and at a ranch helping to train horses (for which she was somehow payed and never saw the money) 5-? "Mom also auditioned me for a lot of film, theatre and commercials and all of that money went toward rent and supporting the family."/ 7-? child actor /?-10 prostituted by her father / meanwhile "I had to find landscaping and fishing jobs to feed my siblings because my mom wouldn't purchase groceries because they were too expensive and we had "eaten her out of house and home." (bonus points, the mother was a social worker on this post)/ (as a kid) sold crafts she made "like candles and potpourri satchels with flowers that I stole fronm the yards that I landscaped "/(teenager) aquarium worker / 18-? Sold out by a pimp/(college years) Taekwondo instructor/ (college years) hiring manager/(college years) substitute teacher/(college years) hospital administrator/ (don't know when) volunteer, paramedic, biomedical research company worker, cadaver bank worker, kindergarten teacher, casting director . Worked three s to get thr gh college, is currently still in college presum ng a master's in computer science Describes breaking off her first (lesbian) marriage as "7 years later I ran away from that abusive enslavement" (her wife was also her boss, and she describes he sociopath) .Is getting married next yearli] (to a man) ing as a Taekwondo, this happened12] While workin Became the town's only vegetarian at age 9 Has PTSD, schiz Has a homeless guy pee dissoci attacks & hallucin ldn't afford ust 5 mo ago g theme, how can work so ma jobs and have no rent money is beyond me bad first therapist wh mom wanted the mom's college w tics program17 ccosted by some drunk dude A homeless ma mplimented "kick kids ed a meth addiction[22] consiste ages 14 r high school boyfriend de A rapist wo ng he'd brand her[23] got a sca r da Her dad stole her ID at age 6 for credit card fraud(25] Aside from credit card fraud her dad took $85,000 s ad saved up for college and left her with a $15,000 IRS f the SOs du addiction they had[28] kicked disagreement[29] Also t kicked On out in California but was homeless in Seattle go mom go w a vega Bonus post: Her boyfriend dickl301. There's actually a few posts about this urselves. A few stories certai I'd Now am be inclined to bel be writing a book, because this may be o OP seem 100% of these posts can't be accurat absolutel the most i stories I've ever read, ficti EDIT: FUCKING KNEW IT. POST REMOVED. YOU AREN'T GETTING AWAY THIS EASILY. I prepared this ahead of time Caught a reddit user on a seriously messed up lie, account got instadeleted
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Anon on catching them all: 2 156186371Wqxa242 1/10/18 3:06 AM United States I know that a lot of people want to catch em' all, but my job is a much bigger challenge. It is my goal to masturbate to all 807 Pokemon, plain and simple. I usually try to do it twice a day, regardless of the difficulties. At the end, I always win. I go on places like Deviantart, rule 34 and, occasionally e621 in order to achieve this massive goal, and when I finally do, I will become a Pokemon Master. Sometimes, it is easy. I can come in five minutes looking at Gardevoir or Lopunny pornos. Sometimes I come across major challenges that I have to overcome, in the case of Garbodor and Magikarp especially. I have to imagine the wet, sloppy fish mouth sucking on my cock withouft thinking about the actual fish itself. It is very hard, but the satisfaction you get when you achieve victory is immense Not only do you get the generally pleasurable feeling from ejaculation, but you also know that you overcame an obstacle few men have dared to try. I have a total of 347 successful ejaculations total, but it only gets harder as I move on. When I see a Serperior, for instance, I have to think to myself "In what way can I imagine this creature in order to get off to it?" It is a puzzle for sure, considering I do not have a thing for (most) of these creatures, making it extremely entertaining and interesting for others to watch. I try to focus in on its somewhat beautiful face, and think about that more than the yards of snake behind it. I sometimes have issues with Pokemon like Machamp, who appear extremely male. But I always find a way. There has been no hurdle too steep for me. I want to be the very best. Anything lower does not cut it. And that is why I am beating off to pictures of Lucario on the Internet, mom Anon on catching them all
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A new church in a drab building springs up. No one you know, nor anyone they know, has ever attended. Its parking lot is always completely full on sunday.: shartbreaker Small town gothic An old man waves from his truck as he passes you by. You wave back. He slows down and starts talking to you. He knows your name. He knows your parents' names. He knows your parents are out of town. You go for a walk in the woods. You take the same trail each time. Each time, there are different deer stands, different creeks, different ancient trash piles. Sometimes it takes an hour. Sometimes you emerge in blackness. You watch the weather forecast, but your town doesn't show up on the map. It has never been mentioned on television. You live in a secret. There are no jobs to be had, there are no stores to be opened, there are no opportunities. A new child is in your class. You asked why their parents moved here and what they do. They are hiding something Some trailers burst with the sounds of dogs barking and howling. are expansive, the woods are vast. The dogs are never free. The yards Some trailers have a dog that waits for your daily walks. He follows you into the woods with a loyalty like he is your own, but goes home on the way back. You never see his owner A woman tells you her problem while the solution rests on her tongue like each word of the answer is tucked behind each word of the question. You say it back to her. Leave him. She is made uncomfortable. What can you do? She laughs Screams from the woods. Laughter from the woods. Babies babbling from the Source: shartbreaker A new church in a drab building springs up. No one you know, nor anyone they know, has ever attended. Its parking lot is always completely full on sunday.

A new church in a drab building springs up. No one you know, nor anyone they know, has ever attended. Its parking lot is always completel...

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