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jeffreysdrunk: luvoxxx: Okeeey so I don’t usually post stuff but a friend of mine asked me to make a true crime tag yourself and I thought tumblr might appreciate it. I have no idea why there’s like 400 typos in it I swear English is my first language wtf. Anyway it’s just a meme it’s not meant to be disrespectful or gross or anything please enjoy my completely unfunny sense of humour. (Also I blatantly stole the d a m a g e d thing from another tag yourself I apologise) I’m grandparents live in Korea and Dahmer lol Way too many Ns *turns to camera in shock* Adam: wait, you're jewish? i wanna die so bad right now -waaaaay too tall -blood is 3% soda -literally murders innocents and is still widely considered a "smol bean" -good relationship with their mom -hobbies range from making origami to plotting to blow up the moon -really their height is just unreasonable and very intimidating i heard you've been saying some shit grandparents live in korea -little ball of anger -uses napalm as moisturiser -no one is sure if they're actually racist or not thinks they can speak german -lists "kicking inanimate objects" as a hobby got sold fake cocaine once about me on your blog -damaged -iterally no one can bring themselves to like -communicates only in grunts -writes terrible fiction -goes out of their way to upset others -trying desperately to hide the gay (failing) -says shit like "adios" (doesn't speak spanish -leaves agressive voicemails -used to be emo -gets drunk and stabs inanimate objects -has an alien girlfriends and also 700 alter egos -is 103% sure that the world is out to get them way too many Ns little miss finland turns to camera in shock ADAM supreme gentleman -absolutely deplorable shoves an american flag up their ass most mornings takes selfies everywhere -everywhere i said loves their pets -finds depressive thinking arousing horrible handwriting tries. fails. -wants to be Wait, You're Jewish? but can't does rude shit but no one can stay -uses air quotes to patronise others -"feminism is stupid" -can't get laid -has probably had lip injections. and ego injections. "why do girls always go for douchebags" -wears sunglasses indoors. at night. in december. after the last star in the galaxy has burned out. mad at them -all gods are fictional except for themselfays gets asked for I.D. -makes fun of soccer moms but doesn't act hasn't taken a flattering photo in 7 -says weird shit 97% of the time -wears t-shirts with edgy slogans -has v few friends but the friendships they clasifies self as a "cool kid" will not get a haircut hasn't slept ever do have a frighteningly intense 56 brennan's burger bundies gets what they want because they are-worships satan -known as the zodiac killer -takes off their glasses and becomes ets morbid sense of humour that occasionally gets them in trouble wants to have you (over) for dinner behaves drunk while sober and also while drunk. -vastly overestimates their ability to get away with things -does absolutely nothing in a group project and no one gets mad -dog person -has brushed their teeth less than 7 times since birth probably borrowed their cheekbones off a meth addict -greasy grease on top of their grease jeffreysdrunk: luvoxxx: Okeeey so I don’t usually post stuff but a friend of mine asked me to make a true crime tag yourself and I thought tumblr might appreciate it. I have no idea why there’s like 400 typos in it I swear English is my first language wtf. Anyway it’s just a meme it’s not meant to be disrespectful or gross or anything please enjoy my completely unfunny sense of humour. (Also I blatantly stole the d a m a g e d thing from another tag yourself I apologise) I’m grandparents live in Korea and Dahmer lol Way too many Ns *turns to camera in shock* Adam
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boopifer: governmentputa: beigency: 2 0 1 6 (insp.) This year was wild af wow Pretty sure this is the sequel to ‘we didn’t start the fire’ : OZONE LAYER IS REPAIRING ITSELF STRANGER THINGS LEMONADE LEO'S OSC TIGER, MANATEE,& PANDA NUMBERS ARE GROWING. NEW HARRY POTTER BOOK AND PLAY GAGA'S RETURN POKEMON GO FINDING DORY AND ZOOTOPIA HAMILTON DEADPOOL CIVIL WAR COLUMBIAN WHITE TAILED DEER HUMPBACK WHALES, & FIRST EVER FLOWER GROWN IN SPACE JUNGLE BoOK RIO OLYMPICS EEN SEA TURLES NO LONGER ENDANGERED OANA THE X-FILES' RETURN FRANK OCEAN DAMN DANI MICHELLE OBAMA'S CARPOOL KARAOKE HARRIET TUBMAN FOR THE $20 BILL TED CRUZ IS THE ZODIAC KILLER PAPAW'S BURGERS TEEN BIRTH RATE AT AN ALL TIME Low CUBS WON THE WORLD SERIES LA LA LAND GLENN FROM TWD Memes ELECTION MEMES CHEWBACCA LADY MELANIA'S SPEECH GRA FINALE Be like Bill RUNNING MAN CHALLENGE BLURRY MR. KRABS DAT BOI ARTHUR'S FIST PETTY SKA JACKSON BONE APP THE TEETH GAVIN PETTY BEYONCE BOTTLE FLIPPING THE FUCKING BEE MOVIE EVIL KERMIT OBAMA AND BIDEN PEN PINEAPPLE APPLE PEN JUSTIN BIEBER PUNCHES FAN MANNEQUIN CHALLENGE JOANNE THE SCAMMER THE Mej SPONGEGAR OR PRIMITIVE SPONGE THE EMOJT MOVIE WAS ANNOUNCED BROCK TURNER VINE SHUT DOWN 17 KANYE WEST BITCHES THE POWERPOFF GIRLS ABOUT EVERYTHING YET AGAIN KIM KEXPOSED TAYLOR DABBING REBOOT RSSowHITE L POLICE BRUTALITY 1.KİLE ACK LTVES M R CLOWNS LEPPO CHRISTINA GRIMMIE'S DEATH TRUMP'S WIN/ DUMP TRUMP ORLANDO SHOOTING HARAMBE ISTANBUL AIRPORT ATTACK DAVID BOWIE'S DEATH BRUSSELS BOMBING PRINCE'S DEATH GEORGE MICHAEL'S DEATH BASTILLE DAY ALAN RICKMAN'S DEATHTERRORISTATTACK MUHAMMAD ALI'S DEATH DALLAS POLICE SHOOTING RIE FISHER'S DEATH BREXIT ZIKA VIRUS OUTBR rt boopifer: governmentputa: beigency: 2 0 1 6 (insp.) This year was wild af wow Pretty sure this is the sequel to ‘we didn’t start the fire’
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thecrimsonnutcase: I can’t believe I just witnessed Luke Skywalker annihilate the Zodiac Killer with my own two eyes.: @HamillHimself @HamillHimself Cute video Ajit "Aren't I Precious? Pai -but you are profoundly unworthy 2 wield a lightsaber- A Jedi acts selflessly for the common man-NOT lie 2 enrich giant corporations. Btw-did you pay John Williams his royalty? @AjitPaiFCCorpShill #AJediYouAreNOT Ted Cruz @tedcruz @HammillHimself Luke, I know Hollywood can be confusing, but it was Vader who supported govt power over everything said & done on the Internet. That's why giant corps (Google, Facebook, Netflix) supported the FCC power grab of net neutrality. Reject the dark side: Free the net! @HamillHimself @HamillHimself Cute video Ajit "Aren't I Precious?" Pai 8-but you are profoundly unworthy 2 wield a Ii.. 6:25 p.m. 17 Dec 17 @HamillHimself @HamillHimself Thanks for smarm-spaining it to me @tedcruz I know politics can be confusing, but you'd have more credibility if you spelled my name correctly. I mean IT'S RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF YOU Maybe you're just distracted from watching porn at the office again-mh Ted Cruz @tedcruz @HammillHimself Luke, I know Hollywood can be confusing, but it was Vader who supported govt power over everything said & done on the Internet. That's why giant corps (Google, Facebook, Netflix) supported the FCC power 7:22 p.m. 17 Dec 17 thecrimsonnutcase: I can’t believe I just witnessed Luke Skywalker annihilate the Zodiac Killer with my own two eyes.
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everythinghiveswap: whatpumpkin: You might have wondered about the symbols you’ve seen on the new HIVESWAP: ACT 2 trolls we’ve been revealing for the past few weeks. They’re not on the Zodiac you’re familiar with– what the heck are they? We’d like to introduce you to something we’ve had in the works for a little while now: the Extended Zodiac. Wanna know what your true sign is? Take the quiz and find out which one of 288 signs is yours. If your result moves you, you might consider commemorating your new-found personal discovery with a t-shirt from our fine friends at For Fans By Fans. While there, use code “HOHOHOLDTHEPHONE” for 30% off site-wide, excluding mystery boxes! That sounds pretty sweet. On a side note, HIVESWAP: ACT 1 is part of Steam and Humble’s Fall Sales until tomorrow morning, Tuesday, Nov. 28 at 10:00 am PST. If you haven’t had a chance to play it yet, now’s a good time to buy it and give it a whirl. Pick it up as a Christmas present for your pals, too! November 27, 2017 : oOTHEO EXTENDED ZODIAC everythinghiveswap: whatpumpkin: You might have wondered about the symbols you’ve seen on the new HIVESWAP: ACT 2 trolls we’ve been revealing for the past few weeks. They’re not on the Zodiac you’re familiar with– what the heck are they? We’d like to introduce you to something we’ve had in the works for a little while now: the Extended Zodiac. Wanna know what your true sign is? Take the quiz and find out which one of 288 signs is yours. If your result moves you, you might consider commemorating your new-found personal discovery with a t-shirt from our fine friends at For Fans By Fans. While there, use code “HOHOHOLDTHEPHONE” for 30% off site-wide, excluding mystery boxes! That sounds pretty sweet. On a side note, HIVESWAP: ACT 1 is part of Steam and Humble’s Fall Sales until tomorrow morning, Tuesday, Nov. 28 at 10:00 am PST. If you haven’t had a chance to play it yet, now’s a good time to buy it and give it a whirl. Pick it up as a Christmas present for your pals, too! November 27, 2017

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<p><a href="https://datablossom.tumblr.com/post/164192765530/friendly-neighborhood-patriarch-triggeredmedia" class="tumblr_blog">datablossom</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://friendly-neighborhood-patriarch.tumblr.com/post/164192398277/triggeredmedia-the-zodiac-killer-strikes" class="tumblr_blog">friendly-neighborhood-patriarch</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://triggeredmedia.tumblr.com/post/164178735212/the-zodiac-killer-strikes-again" class="tumblr_blog">triggeredmedia</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>The zodiac killer strikes again. </p></blockquote> <p>If this is true holy shit</p> </blockquote> <h2><b><i>HOLY FUCK IT’S REAL</i></b></h2> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1004" data-orig-width="1328"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/20790ee1500adc9c2dd9619560f0d10d/tumblr_inline_oup806fv8p1ru4eii_540.png" data-orig-height="1004" data-orig-width="1328"/></figure></blockquote> <p>You know I never even liked Ted Cruz but he&rsquo;s been getting in some sick Twitter burns lately.</p>: Eric Lipton @EricLiptonNYT Sorry to be cynical, but most of all Rubio and Ted Cruz to me seem mostly to be doing a tremendous job of posturing for 2020. 8/13/17, 11:35 AM Ted Cruz @tedcruz Gosh, you're right. Because Nazis & the Klan have such love for Cuban- Americans. If only we worked for a paper that shilled for Stalin... <p><a href="https://datablossom.tumblr.com/post/164192765530/friendly-neighborhood-patriarch-triggeredmedia" class="tumblr_blog">datablossom</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://friendly-neighborhood-patriarch.tumblr.com/post/164192398277/triggeredmedia-the-zodiac-killer-strikes" class="tumblr_blog">friendly-neighborhood-patriarch</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://triggeredmedia.tumblr.com/post/164178735212/the-zodiac-killer-strikes-again" class="tumblr_blog">triggeredmedia</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>The zodiac killer strikes again. </p></blockquote> <p>If this is true holy shit</p> </blockquote> <h2><b><i>HOLY FUCK IT’S REAL</i></b></h2> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1004" data-orig-width="1328"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/20790ee1500adc9c2dd9619560f0d10d/tumblr_inline_oup806fv8p1ru4eii_540.png" data-orig-height="1004" data-orig-width="1328"/></figure></blockquote> <p>You know I never even liked Ted Cruz but he&rsquo;s been getting in some sick Twitter burns lately.</p>
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