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Apple, Bad, and Beef: HOW TO REFORM HUSBANDS BY CERTAIN KINDS OF FOODS. Following is a list of foods which, according to an expert, may, when cooked for police court defendants by their wives, give them happy homes again: tough beef. turnips, leeks. fingers LAZINESS Peppers, horseradish, tobasco, chop sney, radishes NERVOUSNESS Chicken salad, hot chocolate, etring beans, WIFE-BEATING-Vegetables, nuts and cereals, jelly cake, lady UNLOVING-Steak, chops, carrots, spinach, Lima beans, cakes. COLD FEET-Buckwheat cakes, sausage, fried potatoes, shad roe. COLD HANDS-Rice, tapioca, cheese cake, pork chops, brown bread. TALKING IN SLEEP -Onions, garlic, anchovies, bolled ham, also clothes pins. SNORING-Welsh rabbit, pickled onions, bloaters, cream puffs. STAYING OUT--Canvas back duck, terrapin, ice cream, chocolate eclairs. DRINKING-Mush, milk, candy, marmalade, tit-bits, tafy STUPIDITY-Fresh fish, oatmeal, corned beef, hash, cranberry tarts. stale bread. chops. bread, citron. chicken. pudding. BAD TEMPER-Pigs' knuckles, sauerkraut, tripe, buttermilk HENPECKED Raw beef sandwiches, beans, carrots, mutton BRAIN STORM Cold water, lemonade, oatmeal gruel, corn GAMBLING-Near-foods, grated nutmeg, doughnuts, apple pie, MOLLYCODDLEBeefsteak and ontons, roast mutton, plum FLIRTING Onions. <p><a href="https://patron-saint-of-smart-asses.tumblr.com/post/160926472574/emeraldboreas-yesterdaysprint-the-akron" class="tumblr_blog">patron-saint-of-smart-asses</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://emeraldboreas.tumblr.com/post/160926159891/yesterdaysprint-the-akron-beacon-journal" class="tumblr_blog">emeraldboreas</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://yesterdays-print.com/post/160925958904/the-akron-beacon-journal-ohio-april-3-1907" class="tumblr_blog">yesterdaysprint</a>:</p> <blockquote><p> The Akron Beacon Journal, Ohio, April 3, 1907<br/></p></blockquote> <p>What.</p> </blockquote> <p>FLIRTING – ONIONS<br/></p></blockquote> <p>Beating your wife? Try some carrots!</p>

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Marriage, Memes, and Muslim: 8 Things to Strengthen the Husband-Wife Relationship @islam everyone 8 Things to Strengthen the Husband-Wife Relationship According to the Quran, the purpose of marriage is to attain sukun (tranquility and peace), which can never be achieved through impulsive sexual fulfillment unless it is accompanied by mutual love, affection, caring, and sharing, which are all part and parcel of a fulfilling and productive marriage relationship. Islam, as we know it holistically from the sources, is a balanced way of looking at things. Following are the 8 important factors that can Insha'Allah strengthen a marriage relationship in Islam: GOOD ATTITUDE A Muslim must always have a positive attitude toward life. We say, “Alhamdulillah” (Praise be to Allah) for whatever He gives us (or doesn’t give us). HELP Our Prophet (peace be upon him) stressed the importance of men helping their wives and Allah tells us the importance of women being mates and helpers to their husbands. This is a real “win-win” situation, if we just follow it. TRUST Muslims, men and women are ordered to be trustworthy and follow the example of our prophet (peace be upon him) as the “Trustworthy”. - RESPECT You get respect, when you give respect. This is mandatory for all Muslims toward all people, how much more toward the spouse? JOY Our prophet (pbuh) used to entertain his wife Aysha (peace be upon her) and she used to play and race with him. She said, “I used to out-run him, but then when I got heavy he used to outrun me”. He told us to play with our wives and have some fun. FORGIVENESS Clearly, this is one of the most important aspects of Islam. Whoever does not forgive – will not be forgiven. This comes from Allah, Himself. We must learn to forgive each others for a good relationship. TIME Spend time together. Go for walks. Take a bus ride. Visit a friend or someone who is ill (you get big rewards for that). Fast together on Mondays & Thursdays if you can. Make hajj – this is a great way to get a “new start” on life. WORSHIP Our prophet, pbuh, used to lead his wife in salat, even though he lived connected to the mosque. He told us not to make our homes like grave yards. We should offer some of our sunnah prayers at home. Photo from @reyhanphotography

8 Things to Strengthen the Husband-Wife Relationship According to the Quran, the purpose of marriage is to attain sukun (tranquility and pea...