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Being Alone, Apparently, and Beijing: if not for Trump 14 minutes to obliterate Hong Kong, Trump claims he told Xi, "You will be making a big mistake. It's going to have a tremendous negative impact on the trade deal." And therein lies the rub. When will our starry- eyed revolutionaries understand that Hong Kongis just a minor pawn to be sacrificed in the greater chess tournament of the US-China trade war, and their well-being is the least of Washington's considerations, despite all its virtue signalling over democracy and human rights. Keep that in mind when looking at how Trump hinted he might veto the so-called Hong Kong Democracy and Human Rights Act, which has just been passed by both chambers of the US Congress That scurrilous piece oflegislation concocted by snake-oil hucksters on Capitol Hill hell bent on cutting off Hong Kong's nose to spite Beijing's face, while pretending to offer a cure for protesters' ills,is aimed at stripping this city of its special status as a separate trading entity from the rest of China and badly hurting business-meaning the only losers would be Hongkongers themselves. "We have to stand with Hong Kong." Trump declared, responding directly to a popular protest slogan appealing for international support. "But I'm also standing with President Xi. He's a friend of mine. He's an incredible guy." Itmust be a highly confusing time to be waving the star-spangled banner on our streets these days. Yonden Lhatoo is the chief news editor at the Post Yonden Lhatoo breaks down the US president's astonishing claim that he stopped his Chinese counterpart from wiping out the protest-torn city with a million PLA troops idiculing Donald Trump is too easy. There's more than enough of that going on already, and it's become an exercise in futility because America's 45th president is who he is, will say what he will say, and will do what he will do. Butlet's just pause for a minute, for the benefit of Hong Kong's anti-China revolution and its US-flag- waving warriors, and deconstruct their great white saviour's latest message to them. "Ifit weren't for me, Hong Kong would have been obliterated within 14 minutes," Trump boasted in a phone interview on Fox & Friends, his audiovisual Wikipedia of world news. Chinese President Xi Jinping "has got a million soldiers standing outside of Hong Kong that aren't going in only because I asked him, please don't do that". Any willing suspension of disbelief hits a snag right away when he claims a million PLA troops are all revved up at the border, poised to pounce on Hong Kong, with only his magnanimous eminence preventing them from wiping us all out, apparently. Don't Americans get it? The PLA is already here, in strategic locations across the city, confined to barracks, as it has been for more than two decades since the handover to Chinese sovereignty. JUST And what is with the specificity of that strange 14 minutes" reference? The Eastern Theatre Command of the People's Liberation Army has already said its troops would only need 10 minutes to reach Hong Kong from Shenzhen. So that means another four minutes to "obliterate" this city? Unless Trump just plucked the number out of thin air, as he has often been known to do. This kind of talk also exposes an appalling lack of understanding as to how things really work in this part of the world, and how Beijing won't need the likes of Trump to prevent a crackdown on Hong Kong that it doesn't even need to contemplate, let alone execute, when it can showcase the endless anarchy here as proof to the international community of its tolerance and benevolence. Don't forget the chaos that has overtaken this city of fewer than 7,5 million works to the Communist Party's propagandist advantage, enabling it to convince more than 1.4 billion people across the border that this is what happens without its unifying leadership. Sure, Beijing officials do make the occasional, obligatory threatening sounds, but they have allowed Hong Kong to burn for half a year now and look set to play the long game. SAYING Hong Kong newspaper publishes this piece today ridiculing Trump again.

Hong Kong newspaper publishes this piece today ridiculing Trump again.

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Af, Children, and God: Whereas Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law: CANADIAN CHARTER OF RIGHTS Guarantee of Rights and Freedoms 11. The Canadian Charter of Rights and Frecdoms guarannees the rights and freedoms set out in it subject only to such reasonable limits prescribed by law as can be demonstrably justified in a free and democratic socicty AND FREEDOMS Fundamental Freedoms Enforcement 12. Everyone has the following fundamental freedoms a frcedom of a b ndo conscience and religion: ( freedom of thought, belief. opinion and expression, including freedom of the press and other media of communication; freedom of peaceful assembly: and (d freedom of association od de Democratic Rights General Theg Cin 3. Every citizen of Canada has the right to vote in an election of eunng ndond Emprisonment for Eive vears or a moxe severe punisbument nor to be found guiltv on account of arw act ar emission unless at the time of the act or omission it constituted an offence under Canadian ar international aw or was criminal accnding a the general prinoples of law recognaed by the COC of natione Ealley acgured of the ollexce not to be ned for it agasn and. if Erally foond guley and punshed for the oflience not be ried or punished for it again and d f found guilcr of the offence and if the punishment for the olfence has been vaned berween che time of commission nd the tune of senencing the benelit of the lesscr punishmeat 1z Evervonc has the rnght no e sobjected to ancruel and unusual treatment or pusishament R Awitness who testifies in any proceedings has the rght not to hve ane cnaring evidence so given used to incriminate that witness 1n amy other pracedings except in a prosecution for pergury or for the gmng of contradictorn enidence 4 A party or wtness in any proceedings who does not understand or speak the language n which the proceedings are conducaed or who s deaf has the rizht to the assistance of an incerpreter ahoord n members of the House of Commons or of a legislauve assembly and to be qualified for membership therein. 4 (a1 No House of Commons and no legislative assembly shall continue for longer than five years from the date fixed for the return of the writs at a general election of its members (2) In time of real or apprehended war, invasion or insurrection a House of Commons may be continued by Parliament and a legislatne assembly may be continued by the legislature beyond free vears af such continuation s not opposed by the votes of more than one third of the members of the House of Commons or the legislative assembly.as the case mas be s. 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It currently hangs on our back wall.

Shoutout to the guy who came into my store today, attempted to steal a tumbler, got talked out of it by my shift and accidentally forgot his...

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America, Empire, and Endi: Hey Tom. You're not gonna seceed trom the empire are you? Not to worry. I have a permit. CONGR ES S July 4 In 1776. A DECLARATION By the REPRES ENTATIVES of the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, IN GENERAL CONGRESS ASSEtBLED. HEN in the Courie of human Events, it becomes necellery For qaarteting large Bodics of armed Troops among us For proteting them, by a mock Trial, from Putifhment for any Mur ders which they fhould comait on the Inbabicants of thefe States For cutting of our Trade with all Parts of the World Fer impofing Taxes on ur without our Conlent For deprining us, in many Cafes, of the Beneits of Trial by Jory For tranfporting beyond Seas to be tried for pretended Offences For abollthing the free fylems of Englith Laws in a neipghbou for one People to difolve the Political Bands which hase con- nected tbem with snother, and to allume atong the Pawers of the Earth, the perate and eqaal Station to which the Laws of Natur and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent Refpe to the Opinions of Markind requires that they thould deelare the Caufes which impel them to the isperation We hold thele Traths to befelf-evident, that all Men are cteated equil, that they are codowed by tieir Creator with cestajn wnalenable elablifhing therein an arbirary Government, and enlarging i ghts that amcng thele are Life, Liberty, and the Parfuit of Happi as to render is at once an Extmple and fit Inftroment for intro nch-That to fecure thele Rights, Goveroments are inthured amang aulute Rule into thefe Colonies Men, deriing their jut Posers from the Confenr of the Governed, that beicver any Form cf Gorenment becurmes dellrective of thele Endi, scing fandamroally the Vorms of our Governments tis the Right of the People to altee or ta ubolih it, anl to intitate ne w conment, laying its foundation on fuch Priociplet, and crganizzing its with Power to Irgite for on in all Cafa whaioevet in fuch Form, as to them fhall frem mot likely to cfect their d Hapine Prudence, indend, will dictate that Gorernments ind waging War againft us For taking away aor Chiters, abolithlog cur mot v For fulpending our own Legilatares, and declarid Hehas abdicated Government hete, by declaring os a World's best permit

World's best permit

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Family, Party, and Best: W E TRUS EChde of &Ethics for Government Service Tifi ANY PERSON IN GOVERNMENT SERVICE SHOULD strued by reasonable persons as influencing the performance of governmental duties. Put loyalty to the highest moral prin- ciples and to country above loyalty to persons, party, or Government department. I. private promises of any kind binding upon the duties of office, since a Government employee has no pub- Make no VI. Uphold the Constitution, laws, and regulations of the United States and of all governments therein and never be a party private word which can be binding lic duty. on to their evasion. VIEngage in no business with the Government, either directly or in- Give a full day's labor for a full day's pay; giving earnest effort and best thought to the performance of duties. directly, which is inconsistent with the con- scientious performance of governmental duties. II. Never use any information gained confidentially in the performance of governmental duties as a means of making VIII. Seek to find and employ more efficient and economical ways of getting tasks IV. accomplished. private profit. IXExpose corruption wherever dis- covered. Never discriminate unfairly by the priv- V. dispensing of special favors or ileges to anyone, whether for remuneration or not; and never accept, for himself or her- self or for family members, favors or benefits under circumstances which might be con- XUphold these principles, ever conscious that public office is a public trust. am3 unanimously passed by the Congress of the Guess who violated all of them.

Guess who violated all of them.

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Heaven, Life, and Nirvana: Dear friend, Iisten to me! I merely desire to call attentIon to unpleasant consequences that may be effectuated should we attempt to resolve our dispute by violent means. Wart! Good rat! Cease your hostile action! implore you! Uhy, hu-man? What if one us should, heaven forbid, inflict mortal in jury upon the other? How Is either of us to live with opprobrius knowledge that they wantonly precipitated the demise of a fellow sentient being? Whatever enmity may exist between our respective races, it is Surely a product of malevolent manipulation on part of archaic power structures of old rather than any rational mainspring. You will find that my vieus of reality are considerably more rooted in Schopenhauer's teachings on Wille zum Leben, which assert that the ultimate goal of every sentient being is self-preservation and reproduction. Unfortunately, attainment of this goal presently necessitates my dislodgement of your entrails. Dear hu-man, your reasoning is, as always, impeccable. However, it resides upon the erroneous conjecture that we both adhere to Tolstoyan pacifism that you so vehemently advocate. But friend, surely you are aware that Schopenhauer proposes MItleid, or compassion, as the primary force behind moral behaviour? Is your ambition 'to dislodge my entrails an action that would cause me substantial physical and psychological injury not at odds with Schopenhauer's philosophy? Schopenhauer equated all of reality wITh man's or rat's Wille zum Leben and asserted that life was synonymous WIth pain and suffering as a result. Ah, but therein lies your fallacy, hu-man. The sole means of ending the suffering is denial of the Will, or passive acceptance of death and oblivion analogous to Buddhist Nirvana. Mitleid is the moral force that drives one touards this lofty goal. However, Schopenhauer identified two other, lesser forces of moral expresSIon egoIsm and malice and dismissed them as corrupt and destructive, os they indulge the Will and perpetuate the suffering. Only by further indulging my Wille zum Leben can eventually recognize the futility of perpetual suffering and evil and begin the arduous process of denial. My dislodgement of your entroils is therefore not only inevitable, but absolutely essential on my path of self-discovery and enlightenment. However, though I acknouledge the correctness of Schopenhauer's philosophy, my personal ethos is still at a formative stage Iom* but o mererat-andmy behaviour is still primarily influenced by the two corrupt moral incentives. Hmmm, your arguments are strong and nigh-irrefutable, good rat. I am confident, however, that I can still dissuade you from your convictions by referrıng to the superior teachings of the Stallonean school. Errr... Stallonean school? Fallout convo done right

Fallout convo done right

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Assassination, Politics, and Respect: CYBERBLADE6669 4d r/politics yep propaganda page witch is actually treason posting what there posting Whoever knowingly or willfully advocates, abets, advises, or teaches the duty, necessity, desirability, or propriety of overthrowing or destroying the government of the United States or the government of any State, Territory, District or Possession thereof, or the government of any political subdivision therein, by force or violence, or by the assassination of any officer of any such government; or Whoever, with intent to cause the overthrow or destruction of any such government, prints, publishes, edits, issues, circulates, sells, distributes, or publicly displays any written or printed matter advocating, advising, or teaching the duty, necessity, desirability, or propriety of overthrowing or destroying any government in the United States by force or violence, or attempts to do so; or Whoever organizes or helps or attempts to organize any society, group, or assembly of persons who teach, advocate, or encourage the overthrow or destruction of any such government by force or violence; or becomes or is a member of, or affiliates with, any such society, group, or assembly of persons, knowing the purposes thereof- Shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than twenty years, or both, and shall be ineligible for employment by the United States or any department or agency thereof, for the five years next following his conviction. If two or more persons conspire to commit any offense named in this section, each shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than twenty years, or both, and shall be ineligible for employment by the United States or any department or agency thereof, for the five years next following his conviction. As used in this section, the terms "organizes" and "organize", with respect to any society, group, or assembly of persons, include the recruiting of new members, the forming of new units, and the regrouping or expansion of existing clubs, classes, and other units of such society, group, or assembly of persons. Found this guy doing what baseless accusations can get you at best. Baseless results and Karma.

Found this guy doing what baseless accusations can get you at best. Baseless results and Karma.

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Being Alone, America, and Bodies : THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE: READ THE DECLARATION (CONTINUED) THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE ACTION OF SECOND CONTINENTAL CONGRESS, JULY 4, 1776. THE UNANIMOUS DECLARATION OF THE THIRTEEN UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, WHEN IN THE COURSE OF HUMAN EVENTS, IT BECOMES NECESSARY FOR ONE PEOPLE TO DISSOLVE THE POLITICAL BANDS WHICH HAVE CONNECTED THEM WITH ANOTHER, AND TO ASSUME AMONG THE POWERS OF THE EARTH, THE SEPARATE AND EQUAL STATION TO WHICH THE LAWS OF NATURE AND OF NATURE'S GOD ENTITLE THEM, A DECENT RESPECT TO THE OPINIONS OF MANKIND REQUIRES THAT THEY SHOULD DECLARE THE CAUSES WHICH IMPEL THEM TO THE SEPARATION. WE HOLD THESE TRUTHS TO BE SELF-EVIDENT, THAT ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL, THAT THEY ARE ENDOWED BY THEIR CREATOR WITH CERTAIN UNALIENABLE RIGHTS, THAT AMONG THESE ARE LIFE, LIBERTY, AND THE PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS-THAT TO SECURE THESE RIGHTS, GOVERNMENTS ARE INSTITUTED AMONG MEN, DERIVING THEIR JUST POWERS FROM THE CONSENT OF THE GOVERNED, THAT WHENEVER ANY FORM OF GOVERNMENT BECOMES DESTRUCTIVE OF THESE ENDS, IT IS THE RIGHT OF THE PEOPLE TO ALTER OR TO ABOLISH IT, AND TO INSTITUTE NEW GOVERNMENT, LAYING ITS FOUNDATION ON SUCH PRINCIPLES, AND ORGANIZING ITS POWERS IN SUCH FORM, AS TO THEM SHALL SEEM MOST LIKELY TO EFFECT THEIR SAFETY AND HAPPINESS PRUDENCE, INDEED, WILL DICTATE THAT GOVERNMENTS LONG ESTABLISHED SHOULD NOT BE CHANGED FOR LIGHT AND TRANSIENT CAUSES: AND ACCORDINGLY ALL EXPERI- ENCE HATH SHEWN, THAT MANKIND ARE MORE DISPOSED TO SUFFER, WHILE EVILS ARE SUFFERABLE, THAN TO RIGHT THEMSELVES BY ABOLISHING THE FORMS TO WHICH THEY ARE ACCUSTOMED. BUT WHENA LONG TRAIN OF ABUSES AND USURPATIONS, PURSUING INVARIABLY THE SAME OBJECT, EVINCES A DESIGN TO REDUCE THEM UNDER ABSOLUTE DESPOTISM, IT IS THEIR RIGHT, IT IS THEIR DUTY, TO THROW OFF SUCH GOVERNMENT, AND TO PROVIDE NEW GUARDS FOR THEIR FUTURE SECURITY. SUCH HAS BEEN THE PATIENT SUFFERANCE OF THESE COLONIES: AND SUCH IS NOW THE NECESSITY WHICH CONSTRAINS THEM TO ALTER THEIR FORMER SYSTEMS OF GOVERNMENT. THE HISTORY OF THE PRESENT KING OF GREAT-BRITAIN IS A HISTORY OF REPEATED INJURIES AND USURPATIONS, ALL HAVING IN DIRECT OBJECT THE ESTABLISHMENT OF AN ABSOLUTE TYRANNY OVER THESE STATES. TO PROVE THIS, LET FACTS BE SUBMITTED TO A CANDID WORLD, HE HAS REFUSED HIS ASSENT TO LAWS, THE MOST WHOLESOME AND NECESSARY FOR THE PUBLIC GOOD. HE HAS FORBIDDEN HIS GOVERNORS TO PASS LAWS OF IMMEDIATE AND PRESSING IMPORTANCE, UNLESS SUSPENDED IN THEIR OPERATION TILL HIS ASSENT SHOULD BE OBTAINED: AND WHEN SO SUSPENDED, HE HAS UTTERLY NEGLECTED TO ATTEND TO THEM. HE HAS REFUSED TO PASS OTHER LAWS FOR THE ACCOMMODATION OF LARGE DISTRICTS OF PEOPLE, UNLESS THOSE PEOPLE WOULD RELINQUISH THE RIGHT OF REPRESENTATION IN THE LEGISLATURE, ARIGHT INESTIMABLE TO THEM, AND FORMIDABLE TO TYRANTS ONLY. HE HAS CALLED TOGETHER LEGISLATIVE BODIES AT PLACES UNUSUAL UNCOMFORTABLE, AND DISTANT FROM THE DEPOSITORY OF THEIR PUBLIC RECORDS, FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF FATIGUING THEM INTO COMPLIANCE WITH HIS MEASURES. HE HAS DISSOLVED REPRESENTATIVE HOUSES REPEATEDLY, FOR OPPOSING WITH MANLY FIRMNESS HIS INVASIONS ON THE RIGHTS OF THE PEOPLE. HE HAS REFUSED FOR A LONG TIME, AFTER SUCH DISSOLUTIONS, TO CAUSE OTHERS TO BE ELECTED WHEREBY THE LEGISLATIVE POWERS, INCAPABLE OF ANNIHILATION, HAVE RETURNED TO THE PEOPLE AT LARGE FOR THEIR EXERCISE: THE STATE REMAINING IN THE MEAN TIME EXPOSED TO ALL THE DANGERS OF INVASION FROM WITHOUT, AND CONVULSIONS WITHIN STATES: FOR THAT PURPOSE OBSTRUCTING THE LAWS FOR NATURALIZATION OF FOREIGNERS: REFUSING TO PASS OTHERS TO ENCOURAGE THEIR MIGRATIONS HITHER, AND RAISING THE CONDITIONS OF NEW APPROPRIATIONS OF LANDS, HE HAS OBSTRUCTED THE ADMINISTRATION OF JUSTICE, BY REFUSING HIS ASSENT TO LAWS FOR ESTABLISHING JUDICIARY POWERS. HE HAS MADE JUDGES DEPENDENT ON HIS WILL ALONE, FOR THE TENURE OF THEIR OFFICES, AND THE AMOUNT AND PAYMENT OF THEIR SALARIES HE HAS ERECTED A MULTITUDE OF NEW OFFICES, AND SENT HITHER SWARMS OF OFFICERS TO HARRASS OUR PEOPLE, AND EAT OUT THEIR SUBSTANCE. HE HAS KEPT AMONG US, IN TIMES OF PEACE, STANDING ARMIES, WITHOUT THE CONSENT OF OUR LEGISLATURES. HE HAS AFFECTED TO RENDER THE MILITARY INDEPENDENT OF AND SUPERIOR TO THE CIVIL POWER. HE HAS COMBINED WITH OTHERS TO SUBJECT US TO A JURISDICTION FOREIGN TO OUR CONSTITUTION, AND UNACKNOWLEDGED BY OUR LAWS: GIVING HIS ASSENT TO THEIR ACTS OF PRETENDED LEGISLATION: FOR QUARTERING LARGE BODIES OF ARMED TROOPS AMONG US: FOR PROTECTING THEM, BY A MOCK TRIAL, FROM PUNISHMENT FOR ANY MURDERS WHICH THEY SHOULD COMMIT ON THE INHABITANTS OF THESE STATES: FOR CUTTING OFF OUR TRADE WITH ALL PARTS OF THE WORLD: FOR IMPOSING TAXES ON US WITHOUT OUR CONSENT: FOR DEPRIVING US, IN MANY CASES, OF THE BENEFITS OF TRIAL BY JURY: FOR TRANSPORTING US BEYOND SEAS TO BE TRIED FOR PRETENDED OFFENCES: FOR ABOLISHING THE FREE SYSTEM OF ENGLISH LAWS IN A NEIGHBOURING PROVINCE ESTABLISHING THEREIN AN ARBITRARY GOVERNMENT AND ENLARGING ITS BOUNDARIES, SO AS TO RENDER IT AT ONCE AN EXAMPLE AND FIT INSTRUMENT FOR INTRODUCING THE SAME ABSOLUTE RULE INTO THESE COLONIES: FOR TAKING AWAY OUR CHARTERS, ABOLISHING OUR MOST VALUABLE LAWS, AND ALTERING FUNDAMENTALLY THE FORMS OF OUR GOVERNMENTS: FOR SUSPENDING OUR OWN LEGISLATURES, AND DECLARING THEMSELVES INVESTED WITH POWER TO LEGISLATE FOR US IN ALL CASES WHATSOEVER. HE HAS ABDICATED GOVERNMENT HERE, BY DECLARING US OUT OF HIS PROTECTION AND WAGING WAR AGAINST US. HE HAS PLUNDERED OUR SEAS, RAVAGED OUR COASTS, BURNT OUR TOWNS, AND DESTROYED THE LIVES OF OUR PEOPLE, 2 THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE: READ THE DECLARATION (CONTINUED) HE IS, AT THIS TIME, TRANSPORTING LARGE ARMIES OF FOREIGN MERCENARIES TO COMPLEAT THE WORKS OF DEATH, DESOLATION, AND TYRANNY ALREADY BEGUN WITH CIRCUMSTANCES OF CRUELTY AND PERFIDY, SCARCELY PARALLELED IN THE MOST BARBAROUS AGES, AND TOTALLY UNWORTHY OF THE HEAD OF A CIVILIZED NATION. HE HAS CONSTRAINED OUR FELLOW CITIZENS TAKEN CAPTIVE ON THE HIGH SEAS TO BEAR ARMS AGAINST THEIR COUNTRY, TO BECOME THE EXECUTIONERS OF THEIR FRIENDS AND BRETHREN, OR TO FALL THEMSELVES BY THEIR HANDS. HE HAS EXCITED DOMESTIC INSURRECTIONS AMONGST US, AND HAS ENDEAVOURED TO BRING ON THE INHABITANTS OF OUR FRONTIERS, THE MERCILESS INDIAN SAVAGES, WHOSE KNOWN RULE OF WARFARE, IS AN UNDISTINGUISHED DESTRUCTION, OF ALL AGES, SEXES AND CONDITIONS. IN HAS REFUSEDEVERY STAGE OF THESE OPPRESSIONS WE HAVE PETITIONED FOR REDRESS IN THE MOST HUMBLE TERMS: OUR REPEATED PETITIONS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED ONLY BY REPEATED INJURY. A PRINCE, WHOSE CHARACTER IS THUS MARKED BY EVERY ACT WHICH MAY DEFINE A TYRANT, IS UNFIT TO BE THE RULER OF A FREE PEOPLE. NOR HAVE WE BEEN WANTING IN ATTENTIONS TO OUR BRITISH BRETHREN, WE HAVE WARNED THEM FROM TIME TO TIME OF ATTEMPTS BY THEIR LEGISLATURE TO EXTEND AN UNWARRANTABLE JURISDICTION OVER US. WE HAVE REMINDED THEM OF THE CIRCUMSTANCES OF OUR EMIGRATION AND SETTLEMENT DISAVOW THESE USURPATIONS, WHICH, WOULD INEVITABLY INTERRUPT OUR CONNECTIONS AND CORRESPONDENCE, THEY TOO HAVE BEEN DEAF TO THE VOICE OF JUSTICE AND OF CONSANGUINITY, WE MUST, THEREFORE, ACQUIESCE IN THE NECESSITY, WHICH DENOUNCES OUR SEPARATION, AND HOLD THEM, AS WE HOLD THE REST OF MANKIND, ENEMIES IN WAR, IN PEACE, FRIENDS. WE, THEREFORE, THE REPRESENTATIVES OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, IN GENERAL CONGRESS, ASSEMBLED, AP- PEALING JO THE SUPREME JURGE OF THE WORLD FOR THE RECTITUDE OF OUR INTENTIONS, DO, IN THE NAME, AND BY AUTHORITY OF THE GOOD PEOPLE OF THESE mLMES SULLANL1PJALIMNS GECLARE, THAT THESE UNITED COLONIES ARE, AND OF RIGHT OUGHT TO BE. 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Being Alone, Batman, and Books: LIBRARIAN HUMOR ISEE WHAT YOU DID THERE. Jurknaw bejeweledaqua dracophile randomthingleshere: pheenixwright invenblocker pheenixwright invenblocker pheenixwright invenblocker forthefuns follow forthefuns for more funny stuff Your honor! Please direct your attention towards the manga. As you can see there are small pieces of paper sticking out of every volume. But no such paper is sticking out of the Batman comic. The reason? The Batman book doesn't belong to the library. The photographer put it there to take a picture. Once again making hasty assumptions, Wright? First of all, l'd like to direct the court's attention to this particular spot, in the top right-hand corner. MOR Notice how the words are blocking the top of the Batman book. With this in mind, how can you claim that there is "no such paper sticking out of the Batman comic"?! Say whaaaat? Well uhm Look at the size of the paper pleces, they're all sticking pretty far out. If there was paper in the batman comic, it would be big enough to stick up over the text. And while gravity does exist, it probably won't make the paper do a 90 degree turn and just lean horisontally left at the middle. Still grasping for straws, Wright? Hypothetically, if there were a paper there, this picture would not be able to prove its presence. I've taken the liberty of drawing a diagram to illustrate my point. We are faced with three possibilities. It is possible that (1) the paper was simply tucked in deeper than the others. 1HUMOR Paper is a soft material, Wright. It's not unreasonable for it to do a (2) 90 degree turn. 2 HUMOR Or perhaps, (3) a paper does not exist there at all. Elther way, you cann innocent without sufficient evidence. prove your client Which, of course, is impossible thanks to the obtrusive words. I'm sorry Edgeworth. I concede that I can't disprove theory 1 But the image you submited for theory 2 is contradictory Look at the tilt of the other papers. They clearly prove how much the paper would tilt. And theory 3 is my point! Why would the library's book not have this piece of paper when the other library books do? While you still have thory 1, there is another contradiction. The books are not in alphabetical order, this proves that the batman comic was placed there specifically for the picturel Ack. (Perhaps I should've left the artistry to the forensic artist...) Now hold it right there! It doesn't matter which direction the paper is going because it's impossible to prove it even exists! Those theories are all the same! We do not have enough information to prove them. There could be an infinite amount of papers in there for all we know. I simply presented them only so that the court could better understand your baseless conjecture! .. I suppose the order of the books do seem out of the ordinary. However, therein lies not just one possibility. Clearly, those are Japanese graphic novels, also known as "manga. And the Batman comic book is a graphic novel, too, no? Seeing as it currently has only graphic novels in the shelf, it is possible that any other novels have simply not yet been restocked. Asserting whether or not this effect was deliberate is useless- there is no way of knowing if the photographer and the captioner are the same person, let alone their involvement in this picture. Face it Wright, you can't prove any of these groundless accusations! Did everyone just ignore the library sticker? DE AD This is yet the best post ever MDATMAN ONICLES BATM AN nONICL BATMANONICLE NANA NANA NANA BATMAN NIC NANA . NANA NANA NANA 2i NANA B NANA B B NANA NANA NANA NANA NANA NANA #attorney #phoenix #wright #worth #great #this

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Bitch, Crazy, and Fall: emilyskeggs Okay I used to HATE roses as a romance and shit or whatever until I learned why they're signs of love bc it's the most metal creation myth of all time symbol of emilyskeggs wendllabergmann what is the story!!! muchmoremiserables You can't post this and not tell us the story emilyskeggs Well ok have y'all ever heard of the goddess of love Aphrodite? So in greek mythology, all of the roses were white. all of em with no exception. white. remember this detail, it's important to the story so basically one day, our local love bitch Aphrodite was bragging to the other gods about how she could make anyone fall in love with anyone, because she was the goddess of love, and everyone got kind of irked with her bragging bc it was annoying, and Zeus (in his Zeus way) decided to pull a BIG PRANK on Aphrodite by making her fall in love w this mortal named Adonis. Adonis was a hunter, and this made Aphrodite CRAZY because hunting is super dangerous, and she was thirsty for Adonis right & she didn't want him to die. EXCEPT therein lies the prank, bc Zeus MADE Adonis get gored by a wild boar (rip) and he died. and here's where the thing with the red roses come in. Bc all the roses are white, right? And right as Adonis was about to die, Aphrodite SWOOPED DOWN FROM THE HEAVENS in a golden chariot pulled by swans on a slide made of clouds (a cloud slide). as she rushed to his side, Aphrodite pricked her foot on a rose thorn and her blood landed on the petals of the rose, and all of the roses around her became red with her blood as she mourned for her dead lover who was killed in the hunt by a violent wild boar, all bc Zeus wanted Aphrodite to stop boasting. tl;dr: red roses are a sign of romance bc they were originally white, but the red ones are red because they're dipped in the blood of the goddess Aphrodite as she mourned the death of her lover sunspotponny Here, have this bouquet of "Zeus Is a Dick" flowers. yurensohn Roses are red That's a dirty trick Adonis is dead Zeus you fucking dick Source: emilyskeggs Zeus at it again smh
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Being Alone, Life, and Radio: THE FERMI PARADOX, There are 400 billion stars in our galaxy, astronomers estimate that each has 1.6- planets on average, bringing the total number of planets within the range of 660 billion; The number of potentially habitable workds differs according to the source, but most say the Milky Way may have over 60 billion habitable planets. As such, based on those numbers alone, if seems rather improbable that we are alone. Therein lies Fermi's paradox: If other forms of intelligent ife exist, why haven't we found any evidence yet? Here are ten possible solutions to the Fermi Paradox: THEY ARE ALREADY HERE (A perk of being a wallflower) DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE We haven't found evidence of extraterrestrials because our reality is an elaborate illusion. As in, we are living in a computer simulation created by our alien overlords, who make all the rules It would be silly to presume that all life is similar to Earth's Perhaps aen beings are so ddferent, they would not register to us even if they were under our noses. Conversely, they may be avoid detection are indistinguishable from humans, and can easly OUR WIRES ARE CROSSED THEY LIVE IN UNLIKELY PLACES CWe don't know where to look) It's very possible that other inteligent ife forms are actively sending transmissions into space, we simply don't use the same range of frequencies (radio waves, for instance), or perhaps everyone is listening and no one's talking The search for life is largely conducted on gther planets, byt advanced civilization may not heed to be anchöred to a rocky world. In fact, some astronomers suggest that, because of energye demands, aliens might lurk on the edge of the galaxy, maybe even in supermassive blaclk holes themselves EARTH IS A FISHBOWL THEY USE TECH TO SPY CWhich makes us the fish) Regardless of how technologically advanced a civilization becomes, space exploration will always be long and fraught. Instead of sending manned ships to explore the galaxy, aliens might dispatch selfreplicating nanobots, like von Neumann proBes, to do the work for them. In this scenario, alien civilizations know we exist, they simply watch our development from afar to let us evolve without influence, ultimately forging our own path DESTROY OR BE DESTROYED WE ARE THE ALIENS In Darwin's theory of evolution, a teret says the strongest species survives, A similar tactic may be employed by alen beings perhaps they stay silent, hoping that hostle species aren't aleited, or they strike before others destroy them first. Perhaps aeons ago, some alen race visited Earth. After seeing all the earmarks of a habitable world, the creatures sowed the seeds of life with their own genetic material, before going along their merry way. We, in a sense, are their experiment SPACE IS TOO VAST (& Signals take too long) LIFE IS EXTREMELY RARE Space, simply put, is incredibly large. So large, if we beamed a transmission tod the closest star, it Would take 4 years to reach the system. Say inteligent life did pick up one of our signals, it might take years, if not decades, to get a response. Perhaps, in the search for extraterrestral intelligence, the sgor e eit o come life ate eay impossiale o replicate in their entirety elsewhere Infographic by From Quarks to Quasars (Jaine Trosper)
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Apple, Fucking, and Juice: File: 1552700237754.png (156 KB, 549x578) Anonymous 05/28/19(Tue)15:39:07 No.800823769 [Reply] 800824279 >>800824439 Hey /b quick question how fucked am i? >be me >be yesterday >maryfag at work found sweet part time gig watching rich kids at a private daycare nothing too fancy, just a house in a not great area of the city >job is great cause i can be as autistic as i want and the kids dont care. was great >not sure if i still have it after this outside sitting on hill with qt 3.14 boss see plastic bottle full of yellow liquid wtf? she says dont touch it its piss. >saw the bottle was a bit puffy >detective mode activated >"as you can clearly see this bottle has been slowly filling with gas" >thus adding to the internal pressure of the bottle >"this gas is caused by bacterium fermenting the liquid inside" >thus it can safely be assumed that the liquid therein is of a sugary substance" >going full sherlock now can say without a doubt that the substance inside this bottle" step closer and lift my leg with a dramatic flair >hercule poirot would be proud. "IS APPLE JUICE" >"stamp down hard on the bottle while triumphantly laughing" >POP >i was wrong >i was so fucking wrong >piss sprays fucking everywhere on my leg, on my boss, and a little bit on some of the nearby kids. >ohfuck.jpg boss is screaming but im already running back home at this point >work is calling me today should i even go back in? >how fucked am i?? tldr, i sprayed piss all over my boss and some kids. Elementary My Dear Anon
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Being Alone, Batman, and Books: LIBRARIAN HUMOR ISEE WHAT YOU DID THERE lurknaw bejeweledagua: dracophile randomthingleshere: pheenixwright Invenblocker pheenixwright invenblocker pheenixwright: Invenblocker forthefuns follow forthefuns tor more funny stuff Your honor! Please direct your attention towards the manga As you can see there are small pieces of paper sticking out of every volume. But no such paper is sticking out of the Batman comic. The reason? The Batman book doesn't belong to the library. The photographer put it there to take a picture. Once again making hasty assumptions, Wright? First of all, l'd like to direct the court's attention to this particular spot, in the top right-hand corner. MOR Notice how the words are blocking the top of the Batman book. With this in mind, how can you claim that there is "no such paper sticking out of the Batman comic"?! Say whaaaat? Well uhm Look at the size of the paper pieces. they're all sticking pretty far out. If there was paper in the batman comic, It would be big enough to stick up over the text. And while gravity does exist, it probably won't make the paper do a 90 degree turn and just lean horlsontally left at the middle. Still grasping for straws, Wright? Hypothetically, if there were a paper there, this picture would not be able to prove its presence. ive taken the liberty of drawing a dlagram to illustrate my point. We are faced with three possibilities. It is possible that (1) the paper was simply tucked in deeper than the others. HUMOR Paper is a soft materlal, Wright. It's not unreasonable for it to do a (2) 90 degree turn. 2 HUMOR Or perhaps, (3) a paper does not exist there at all Elther way, you cannot prove your client innocent without sufficient evidence. Which, of course, is impossible thanks to the obtrusive words. I'm sorry Edgeworth I concede that I can't disprove theory 1 But the image you submited for theory 2 is contradictory Look at the tilt of the other papers. They clearly prove how much the paper would tilt. And theory 3 is my point! Why would the library's book not have this piece of paper when the other lilbrary books do? While you still have thory 1, there is another contradiction The books are not in alphabetical order, this proves that the batman comic was placed there specifically for the picture! Ack (Perhaps I should've artist...) artistry to the forensic Now hold it right there! It doesn't matter which direction the paper is going because it's impossible to prove it even exists Those theories are all the same! We do not have enough information to prove them. There could be an infinite amount of papers in there for all we know. I simply presented them only so that the court could better understand your baseless conjecture! I suppose the order of the books do seem out of the ordinary. However, therein lies not just one possibility. Clearly, those are Japanese graphic novels, also known as manga". And the Batman comic book is a graphic novel, too, no? Seoing as it currontly has only graphic novels in the shelf, it is possible that any other novels have simply not yot been restocked. Asserting whether or not this effect was deliberate is useless-there is no way of knowing it the photographer and the captioner are the same person, let alone their involvement in this picture. Face it Wright, you can't prove any of these groundless accusations! Did everyone just ignore the library sticker? DATMAN DATMAN e -ВАТMАN NANA BATMANCO NANA NANA H NANA NANA ow NANA NANA NANA NANA iNANA NANA NANA NANA NANA NANA NANA I've had this saved on my phone for quite a while, and never seen it posted here before

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Tumblr, Best, and Blog: uncannysource: You counter despair with hope. You strive forever for the best you are capable to be! Therein lies the victory!

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Ali, Bad, and Beautiful: AT THE FOREFRONT OF 'KEYBOARD METAL,-096 zeingard, September 15th, 2007 PrevNext First Last I hate you all, seriously all of you. Well most of you, if the scores for this album are an accurate survey of the opinions of this album. Thanks to people like you I had to go out of my way to STOP listening to Destroyer 666, a band who is infi more talented than these keyboard-laden fucktards, then find a copy of this album, listen to most of it and then get irate enough to write this review at 2am in the morning instead of sleeping. I listened to this album earlier in the year and remembered dismissing it very early on, thus we arrive at now where after reading some reviews I thought "Maybe I was en to the album again to make sure" cked then and it still fact it sucks more because it's as 2am at night and instead of skipping through ethereal adventures in my subconscious in my shitty, college-issue bed I'm sitting in front of my computer on a shitty, plas ks noW ege-ISsue cha How this release has been considered as 'Album of the Ye hell even an EP that is far more deserving of this title. Unless the criteria for 'Album of the Year' is; "Beguiles fucktards into believing that it's a well-constructed album with decent riffs and controlled use of keyboards" then this album is the equivalent to Lance Arm:s simply for being a piece of over-rated shit. To think that only two years ago we were going through the same song and dance with their previou as a milestone in melodic death metal or paragon of what melodic death metal aspires to be. When people want to express their love for an album they go straight s troubling. Off the top of my head I can rattle off a few albums ng in the past seven 'Tour de France'. Nile' Ithyphallic" would most ertainly take runner-up se, "Character" which was hailed as album of the year, and in a few cases I had heard it mentioned the hyperbole and pour it on as thick as molasses The problem with both of these releas a death metal version of Sonata Arctica? Oh sure the keyboards aren't as flowery but they've practically turned into a forefront bash of a guitar every couple of seconds. For the most part the gothenburg scene seems to be stuck within a state of arrested developme riffs that the other two progenitors of the genre, In Flames and Dark Tranquillity, chuck into a blender with a few other chords or no and revolutionary. The next landmark in 'ev that a seal having an epilepti that the keyboards are far too prevalent. Since when did Dark Tranquillity turn into l quick since At the Gate's swansong "Slaughter of the Soul" we've been given a set of simple but catchy reotypical sound that everyone seems to think is ground-breaking strument and have a disturbing tendency to outright replace them during the choruses with the occasi to produce their own riffs and perpetuate this ion' was the inclusion of keyboards which allowed these bands to write riffs it could play and simply layer the whole section with keyboards That's not to say all their riffs are shite; there are moments that recall their early days and they manage to compose a good Unfortunately the life expectancy of these riffs is a little less than that of a drummer for Spin Death is Most Ali riff and in about 5 seconds they cock up the entire thing with a terrible riff. They return, yet again to that same good riff and then drive it into the ground and go back to the initial groove-based riff. Are these 5 seconds supposed to be the stick and no carrot. The other problem in the guitar department is the lack of guitar solos. I can understand if they don't want a solo on every song but the fact is by the time I reached 'Empty Me' I can only remember two parts that were POTENTIALLY solos. Yes I'm not actually sure if they were trying to solo or if they just wanted to display that they had knowledge of the high E string and the frets lower down the bridge. They are a melodic death METAL band right? I just want to emphasise the metal constituent of their genre pigeon-holing because even the basic genre of heavy metal demands two songs, the more the fucking merrier I say. "Hangar 18" has something like 11 solos, that's more than this entire album To be fair the two guitarists (they don't deserve names until I hear fucking solos) will probably never be Marty Friedman and p. During Terminus (Where after wading through a terrible groove-based riff and some incessant keyboards we reach a decent little nippets of occasional brilliance ing point of an album? For metalheads with more than two brain cells to rub together there is only a east one solo every but you'd think a band that's part of genre infamous for bludgeoning Iron Maiden harmonies could ait pump out a solo every now and the Of course I could be completely wrong, is there something I'm not getting? I may have only passed Year 12 English by 4% but even I can appreciate well-used keyboards and emphasis on atmosphere and melodicism as a means to convey ideas and stimulate thoughts. However Dark Tranquillity aren't Summoning, Burzum or any band who achieves such things. Therein i probably the most polarising thought about this album; what are they trying to achieve? Was the aim to produce something that was deep and reserved for pseudo-intellectuals who like to spout large words from thesauruses as they stroke their pre pubescent keyboards to as fanboy-ism they've still made some money and people wil boards/whateve hair? Or was this supposed to be balls to the wall metal album that just so happened to make use o t their perceived sound? If either or both was the intention then they've failed, but thanks to mindless ing their praises from the highest rooftops/message t's not to say that melodic death metal as a genre is completely devoid of talent, bands such as Arsis and Neuraxis manage to produce some amazingly talented songs. The gothenburg scene is running out of steam and it's creativity was long ago exhausted, one can only hope these bands finally collapse in on thems yet another disposable and lack I or Soilwork's "Stabbing the Drama" does not make it the best thing since some bored Thai hookers found a bag of ping pong balls lying around soon enough before they plague the world with album. Don't buy this album, just because it's not as bad as In Flames' "Come Clarity" Decided to go on Metal Archives after 12 years of absence. Saw this beautiful Review of Dark Tranquillity - Fiction
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Clothes, Fire, and Food: 22:29 6 is respectfully, but the event in Paris is a reminder that material things should not be the focus of our life here on this temporary earth. Personally, I'm far more concerned as to whether living souls were wounded in the accident and will be praying for recovery and for no harm to occur. On the other hand, society as a whole needs a reminder of what God has been convicting me heavily about these past few weeks 2 Peter 3:10-18 King James Version (KJV) 10 But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up. 11 Seeing then that all these things shall be dissolved, what manner of persons ought ye to be in all holy conversation and godliness, 12 Looking for and hasting unto the coming of the day of God, wherein the heavens being on fire shall be dissolved, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat? 13 Nevertheless we, according to his promise, look for new heavens and a new earth, wherein dwelleth righteousness. The things in life we love, value, cherish; and sometimes sadly, even worship, are not worth anything if they are not eternal. It's ok to have a house and clothes and food and fun, but our life's work and life's appraisal of worth should consist of what we are doing for the Kingdom. I'd love to see a world more troubled bu the loss of souls to eternal hell than they are about the loss of a material building that will burn at the end of the earth anyways. It's time to re pricetag what things are really worth before it's too late. 6 8 No one is talking about the people who were in danger, because thankfully no one died.

No one is talking about the people who were in danger, because thankfully no one died.

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