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Beautiful, College, and Desperate: Carl Kinsella Follow @TVsCarlKinsella Reminder that the story of how Alan Alda met his wife Arlene is pure goals. "In 1956, while attending Fordham, he met Arlene Weiss, who attending Hunter College. They bonded at a mutual friend's dinner party; when a rum cake accidentally fell onto the kitchen floor, they were the only two guests who did not hesitate to eat was it." 5:04 AM-14 Sep 2017 1,114 Retweets 3,179 Likes jadedamber: mysharona1987: flootzavut: onekisstotakewithme: bbc03undercover: murielsweating: mysharona1987: They’re still together like 60 years later. This is a beautiful love story. I’m just looking for someone to eat garbage floor cake with. I love everything about this story. Alan Alda is my spirit animal (and quite possibly my patronus) That’s hilarious and adorable. “The hostess of the evening had made a rum cake, and she put it on the refrigerator to cool,” Alda recalled. “The refrigerator shook, and the cake fell off the refrigerator and hit the floor.” It was a party moment that separated the casual diners from those desperate for dessert. “Arlene and I were the only two people who went in with spoons and ate it off the floor,” he said with a smile. “That’s how you know. When two people eat a cake off the floor, that’s it for life.” There’s no arguing that point. In fact, Alda seems certain today’s daters could learn a thing or two from him and Arlene. “All this matchmaking on the Internet, and they ask them questions — just toss a cake on the floor and see who goes for it,” he suggested. this post single-handedly fixed my evening and cleared my pores.

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Birthday, Tumblr, and Best: WHAT THEy DON'T UNDERSTAND ABouT BIrtHDAYS AnD wHAT they never tell you is that when you're eleven, you're also ten, and nine, and eight, and seven, and six, and five, and four, and three, and two, and one. And when you wake up on your eleventh birthday you expect to feel eleven, but you don't. Yotu open your eyes and everything's just like yesterday, only it's today. And you don't feel eleven at all. You feel like you're still ten. And you are-underneath the year that makes you eleven Like some days you might say something stupid, and that's the part of you that's still ten. Or maybe some days you might need to sit on your mama's lap because you're scared, and that's the part of you that's five. And maybe one day when you're all grown up maybe you will need to cry like if you're three, and that's okay. That's what I tell Mama when she's sad and needs to cry. Maybe she's feeling three. Because the way you grow old is kind of like an onion or like the rings inside a tree trunk or like my little wooden dolls that fit one inside the other, each year inside the next one. That's how being eleven years old is You don't feel eleven. Not right away. It takes a few days, weeks even, sometimes even months before you say Eleven when they ask you. And you don't feel smart eleven, not until you're almost twelve. That's the way it is. lose-in-my-world: aseaofquotes: Sandra Cisneros, “Eleven” the best thing i read today

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Iphone, Lawyer, and Tumblr: Breezy Follow @LilBreezyVert3 Please stay safe everyone your rights remember or if you let them in. Tell them to pass the cricket 5:37 PM 91% warrant under the door before you open. REMAIN SILENT CE can use anything you say against you in ngaton case so claim your right Thread y7leatheh am nd t DO NOT SIGN Don't sign anything ICE gives you without talking to an attorney Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump REPORT THE RAID! A badge numbers, number of agents, exactly what happened! Next week ICE will begin the process FIGHT BACK! of removing the milions of illegal aliens who have illicitly found their way into the United States. They will be removed as fast as they come in. de amresto y que te la pasen por debajo de la muerta. GUARDA SILENCIO Tienes el derecho a permanecer callado/a Si te confrontan agentes de inmigración, d deh ndsy tg NO FIRMES No firmes nada que te den los agentes de inmigración iREPORTA LA REDADA! Mexico, using their strong immigration Toma fatos y videos de todos los detales que veas. Dile a tus amigos y vecinos lo que sucede y edúcalos sobre sus derechos laws, is doing a very good job of HAZ UN PLAN Y PELEA 9:06 PM - 18 Jun 2019 9,314 Retweets 6,260 Likes t9.3K 25 6.3K llcricket 5:37 PM 91% Thread Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump Next week ICE will begin the process of removing the millions of illegal aliens who have illicitly found their into the United States. They will be removed as fast as they come in. Mexico, using their strong immigration laws, is doing a very good job of stopping people.. 7:20 PM 6/17/19 Twitter for iPhone 31.8K Retweets 131K Likes Donald J. Trump@realDonal... 22h Tweet your reply WHAT TO DO IF ICE COMES TO YOUR DOOR DO NOT OPEN DOORS ICE cannot come in without a signed warrant or if you let them in. Tell them to pass the warrant under the door before you open. REMAIN SILENT ICE can use anything you say against you in your immigration case so claim your right to remain silent! Say "I plead the fifth amendment and choose to remain silent" DO NOT SIGN Don't sign anything ICE gives you without talking to an attorney. REPORT THE RAID! Report immediately: UWD hotline 1-844-363-1423. Take pictures, video and notes: badge numbers, number of agents, exactly what happened! FIGHT BACK! Get a trustworthy attorney & explore all options to fight your case. If detained, you may be able to get bail -don't give up hope! United We Dream unitedwedream.org/ICEcollaboration EN CASO DE REDADAS QUE PUEDES HACER? NO ABRAS LA PUERTA Pregúntale a la migra si tienen una orden de arresto y que te la pasen por debajo de la puerta. GUARDA SILENCIO Tienes el derecho a permanecer callado/a. Si te confrontan agentes de inmigración, di: *"Uso mi derecho bajo la quinta enmienda, y tengo el derecho a mantenerme callado/a" NO FIRMES No firmes nada que te den los agentes de inmigración. iREPORTA LA REDADA! Reporta inmediatamente al 1-844-363-1423. Toma fotos y videos de todos los detalles que veas. Dile a tus amigos y vecinos lo que sucede y edúcalos sobre sus derechos. ¡HAZ UN PLAN Y PELEA! Sí inmigración detiene a un ser querido, busca un abogado de confianza, y haz planes para que alguien cuide a tus hijos. Tu puedes pelear un caso de detención y tal vez recibir una fianza. United We Drean unitedwedream.org/ICEcollaboration If ICE Agents Show Up At Your Door: Don't open the door, but be calm. You have rights. Ask what they are there for, (and ask for an interpreter if you need one). If they ask to enter, ask if they have a warrant signed by a judge* and if so, ask to see it (through a window or slipped under the door). If they do NOT have a warrant signed by a judge*, you may refuse to let them in. Ask them to leave any information at your door. If they force their way in, don't resist. Tell everyone in the residence to remain silent. If you are arrested, remain silent and do not sign anything until you speak to a lawyer. An ICE administrative warrant (form l-200, I-205) does not allow them to enter your home without your consent. IMMIGRATION AND CUSTOMS ENFORCEMENT ACLU KNOW YOUR RIGHTS endangered-justice-seeker: PLEASE SHARE THIS USEFUL INFORMATION IT COULD SAVE LIVES

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Click, Computers, and Dank: @Michael1979 Wanted: Computer Hacker Hi. I am Michael and I am pretty sure that the bakery across the street charged me for 8 croissants yesterday even though I only bought 7. To avenge this injustice, I need someone to help me hack into the bakery's computer and transfer the cost of a croissant from their account to mine. If you are good at technology, be outside the bakery at 5.18pm with a computer and we can carry out my plan. Here is what it will involve: We will be dressed as bakers so that people don't get suspicious (I will bring a spare baker's hat just in case you don't have your own) If anyone asks us what we're doing, just say, "We own a rival bakery called Full Speed Abread and we are just checking out the competition" I have memorised the Wikipedia page on bread so if they ask any detailed questions about bread, leave it to me If they ask any questions about bread that I can't answer, I wil shout "RUN". That will be the signal that our cover has been blown and we need to get out of there If you do this job right and reimburse me for the croissant, I will see to it that vou are rewarded. I will NOT pay you in money because that would leave a money trail that the police could use to track us down. However, since you are so interested in computers, I will pay you in floppy disks, like the one below. And don't worry, that's not the only floppy disk that will be coming your way. There are plenty more where that came from. Michael Re: Bakery Hack Hi. Michael again from the poster above. I have just remembered that I only have one baker's hat so you will need to bring your own. Hopefully this is not a problem. If it is, I could possibly borrow the protective headgear from my uncle's beekeeper's suit and you could wear that instead? know this is not ideal but it will have to do. Michael me🍞 irl by Illuminitu CLICK HERE 4 MORE MEMES.

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Bad, Beyonce, and Family: * Follow l Suplexed Plies @POWT This is the funniest comment section of all time ooo Sprint 12:52 AM Q Searclh Humans of New York Yesterday at 3:07 PM . "Sometimes I hate my name because it always draws attention to me, and l'm not a very social person. My family moved this year from Pennsylvania. I was so scared the first day of school that someone would notice me. I wouldn't even adjust my seat because I thought it would make a noise. One time I really had to cough, but I held it in. When the teacher started calling attendance, I got really nervous, because every time people learn my name is Beyoncé, somebody starts singing Single Ladies.' And some did, of course. But the second day of school wasn't too bad. Because everyone knew my name." Write a comment... Post News Feed Requests Messenger Notifications More ooo Sprint 12:52 AM Q Searclh Jim Socks Try being named Gym Socks Yesterday at 3:56 PM Unlike 43.7K Reply Indi Love Replied 808 Replies Jane Bond Checking in. I have to use my boyfriend's name when making a lot of reservations because people think lI'm lying. Then they ask me if my dad's name is James. And it is ( Yesterday at 3:54 PM Unlike 36.2K Reply Natisha Phillips Replied 340 Replies Shakira Lamb l feel your pain! Every time someone hears my name is Shakira, I get asked if my hips don't lie. Yesterday at 3:46 PM Unlike 3.6K Reply Salvador Alejandro Replied 23 Replies Jack Haas Hey my name pretty much sucks too! Yesterday at 3:37 PM Unlike 5.7K Reply Write a comment... Post News Feed Requests Messenger Notifications More ooo Sprint 12:52 AM Q Searclh Julia Roberts I understand this completely. Although, I am pretty social, I can still be kinda shy. When people learn of my name, they always begin singing "Pretty Woman" so I just sit and laugh. It's funny though, because I actually want to become an actress. Be proud of your name, keep your head up! Yesterday at 3:35 PM Unlike 6.4K Reply Julia Roberts Replied 9 Replies Jennifer Lopez I can relate to this. :-) Yesterday at 3:31 PM Unlike 35K Reply Cassandra McNeil Replied 122 Replies Isis Cacahouète My name is Isis Yesterday at 3:22 PM Unlike 14.6K Reply Katie Smith Replied 278 Replies Rachel Green always being asked if i found my Ross yet... Yesterday at 4:44 PM Like 3K Reply Write a comment... Post News Feed Requests Messenger Notifications More .ooo Sprint ? 12:53 AM Q Searclh Meghan Griffin The Meg Griffin jokes are endless. Yesterday at 4:26 PM Like 1.4K Reply Thomas Pedrosa Replied 19 Replies Mystic Storm A toast to all of us that will never find our names on key chains or coffee mugs! Yesterday at 4:19 PM . Like- 2.1K . Reply Tear Smith Replied 30 Replies Travis DeWolf My name is Travis. I'm a girl. Yesterday at 4:13 PM Like 1.5K Reply Caitlin Badke Replied 26 Replies MaryKate Olsen Believe me, I understand. My name really is Mary Kate Olsen. I get all of the Olsen twins jokes you can imagine. Yesterday at 3:56 PM Like1.2K Reply Eve Lewis Replied . 9 Replies Write a comment... Post News Feed Requests Messenger Notifications More
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