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Memes, Social Media, and 🤖: The grass is always greener on social media. Stop envying others or feeling "less than" because you don't have what someone else has. @GodlyDating101 95 “Comparison is the thief of joy.”

“Comparison is the thief of joy.”

9gag, Hello, and Memes: Stevie Valentine @StevieBlessed So my flat mates laptop got stolen today, please pree what the thief sent 16% 00:29 02-UK AW: im sorry about your laptop Notiz an Sie selbst An Sie Gestern TJ hello i am very very sorry for taking your laptop. i am extremely poor and needed the money. i left your phone and wallet so i hope that slightly makes up for something. i can see you are a university student. if there is any files such as university work on here that you need, let me know and i will send them to you here once again i am sorry Thanks? I guess?⠀ -⠀ By StevieBlessed | TW⠀ -⠀ shouldibemad politethief 9gag

Thanks? I guess?⠀ -⠀ By StevieBlessed | TW⠀ -⠀ shouldibemad politethief 9gag

Dank, Hello, and Money: Stevie Valentine @StevieBlessed So my flat mates laptop got stolen today, please pree what the thief sent him 16 %D, 00:29 02-UK AW: im sorry about your laptop Gestern Notiz an Sie selbst An Sie TJ hello i am very very sorry for taking your laptop. i am extremely poor and needed the money. i left your phone and wallet so i hope that slightly makes up for something i can see you are a university student. if there is any files such as university work on here that you need, let me know and i will send them to you here. once again i am sorry Notiz an Sie selbst Thanks? I guess? By StevieBlessed | TW

Thanks? I guess? By StevieBlessed | TW

Funny, Hello, and Money: So my flat mates laptop got stolen today, please pree what the thief sent Im 02-UK 00:29 AW: im sorry about your laptop Notiz an Sie selbst An Sie Gestern TJ hello i am very very sorry for taking your laptop. i am extremely poor and needed the money. i left your phone and wallet so i hope that slightly makes up for something. i can see you are a university student. if there is any files such as university work on here that you need, let me know and i will send them to you here. once again i am sorry 😂😂 👉🏽(via: stevieblessed-twitter)

😂😂 👉🏽(via: stevieblessed-twitter)

Hello, Memes, and Money: So my flat mates laptop got stolen today, please pree what the thief sent him #sil 02-UK 00:29 AW: im sorry about your laptop Notiz an Sie selbst An Sie Gestern TJ hello i am very very sorry for taking your laptop i am extremely poor and needed the money. i left your phone and wallet so i hope that slightly makes up for something i can see you are a university student. if there is any files such as university work on here that you need, let me know and i will send them to you here once again i am sorry Notiz an Sie selbst T.l Gesterrn A good thief

A good thief

Hello, Money, and Phone: Stevie Valentine @StevieBlessed So my flat mates laptop got stolen today, please pree what the thief sent AW: im sorry about your laptop Notiz an Sie selbst An Sie Gestern TJ hello i am very very sorry for taking your laptop. i am extremely poor and needed the money. i left your phone and wallet so i hope that slightly makes up for something. i can see you are a university student. if there is any files such as university work on here that you need, let me know and i will send them to you here. once again i am sorry

Hello, Memes, and Money: Stevie Valentine @StevieBlessed So my flat mates laptop got stolen today, please pree what the thief sent him AW: im sorry about your laptop Notiz an Sie selbst An Sie Gestern TJ hello i am very very sorry for taking your laptop. i am extremely poor and needed the money. i left your phone and wallet so i hope that slightly makes up for something. i can see you are a university student. if there is any files such as university work on here that you need, let me know and i will send them to you here once again i am sorry Worth the read

Worth the read

Funny, Hello, and Money: Stevie Valentine @StevieBlessed So my flat mates laptop got stolen today, please pree what the thief sent him AW: im sorry about your laptop Notiz an Sie selbst An Sie Gestern TJ hello i am very very sorry for taking your laptop i am extremely poor and needed the money. i left your phone and wallet so i hope that slightly makes up for something. i can see you are a university student. if there is any files such as university work on here that you need, let me know and i will send them to you here. once again i am sorry This must be what thievery in Canada looks like

This must be what thievery in Canada looks like

Memes, Laptop, and Today: Stevie Valentine @StevieBlessed So my flat mates laptop got stolen today, please pree what the thief sent him SWIPE ACROSS 😂😂😂 (@stevievalentine_ )

SWIPE ACROSS 😂😂😂 (@stevievalentine_ )

Hello, Money, and Phone: Stevie Valentine @StevieBlessed So my flat mates laptop got stolen today, please pree what the thief sent him AW: im sorry about your laptop Notiz an Sie selbst An Sie Gestern TJ hello i am very very sorry for taking your laptop. i am extremely poor and needed the money. i left your phone and wallet so i hope that slightly makes up for something. i can see you are a university student. if there is any files such as university work on here that you need, let me know and i will send them to you here. once again i am sorry (@ship)

(@ship)

Community, Memes, and Help: Burglar An Oak Hill community couple discovered a thief in their home Saturday after a man told a joke and heard a laugh upstairs. SNEAK 0 The joke captured his attic-tionYou need your required daily intake of memes! Follow @nochillmemes for help now!

Gif, New York, and School: fakeseinfeldplots.tumblr.com George files a complaint with the state of New York after he is declined to attend the execution of a man who once stole his favourite jacket back in middle school Kramer starts acting suspicious after returning from his weekend trip covered in mysterious bite marks. trip covered in fakeseinfeldplots: thewordywarlock: luckynicklausse: fakeseinfeldplots: s15e09 - The Jacket Thief “HE STOLE MY JACKET, JERRY. IT WAS EMBROIDERED ON THE FRONT WITH MY INITIALS ON IT” It ends with George actually winning the right to attend, only to see the guy actually wearing the jacket during the execution. I’m glad I read the URL because I one hundred percent thought this was a real plot.

fakeseinfeldplots: thewordywarlock: luckynicklausse: fakeseinfeldplots: s15e09 - The Jacket Thief “HE STOLE MY JACKET, JERRY. IT WAS EM...

Being Alone, Florida Man, and Florida: Robert Littal @BSO Watch Florida Man Steal a Car Realize a Baby is in It, Drops Baby Off Safely, Before Making His Get Away (Video) bit.ly/ DVN @dulce_gabbana He's more responsible than whoever left a baby in a car alone Wholesome thief

Wholesome thief

Memes, Girl, and Only One: Fine Girl @PattyAmaka Am l the only one who pretends to look aside when someone is typing a password so l won't look like a thief? yorut Who else does this? 😂😂🙋🏽‍♀️🙋🏽‍♂️ . KraksTV

Who else does this? 😂😂🙋🏽‍♀️🙋🏽‍♂️ . KraksTV

Community, Memes, and Home: Burglar An Oak Hill community couple iscovered a thief in their home Saturday after a man told a joke and heard a laugh upstairs SNEAK 0 https://t.co/4dhPDbjGQY

https://t.co/4dhPDbjGQY

Community, Tumblr, and Blog: Burglar An Oak Hill community couple discovered a thief in their home Saturday after a man told a joke and heard a laugh upstairs. SNEAK 0 awesomacious: Thief got sense of humour

awesomacious: Thief got sense of humour

Community, Home, and Got: Burglar An Oak Hill community couple discovered a thief in their home Saturday after a man told a joke and heard a laugh upstairs. SNEAK 0 Thief got sense of humour

Thief got sense of humour

Community, Home, and Thief: Burglar An Oak Hill community couple discovered a thief in their home Saturday after a man told a joke and heard a laugh upstairs SNEAK 0

Crazy, Journey, and Patient: "1. Never do tomorrow when vou can do todav. Procrastination is the thief of time. 2. Push yourself because no one else is going to do t for you 3. If it is important to you, you will find a way 4. The secret to getting ahead is getting started 5. Just believe in yourself. Even if you don't, pretend that you do and at some point, you will 6. The expert in anything was once a beginner. 7. It always seems impossible until it is done. Stay patient and trust your journey. 9. You've got what it takes, but it will take everything you've got. 10. I am going to succeed because I am crazy enough to think I can." 10 of my favourite motivational quotes. (via expressingthroughstudyblr)

Memes, Guess, and Time: Guess who's looking at memes instead of working TIME THIEF

TIME THIEF

Memes, Heroes, and Live: I got tired of my lighters getting stolen from me so I became the lighter thief. @MyFavsTrash You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain 😂Not all heroes wear capes

😂Not all heroes wear capes

Memes, Chicken, and 🤖: How did he pick it up like that? We all know a chicken nugget thief! Credit: @lindseylurr

Tumblr, Blog, and Http: frogmp3: coolcatgroup: The bean thief greem beam

frogmp3: coolcatgroup: The bean thief greem beam

Books, Memes, and Book: In Iraq, in the book market, books remain in the street at night because Iraqis say The reader does not steal and the thief does not read" 団/didyouknowpagel。@didyouknowpage

Funny, Memes, and Best: lce cream thief regrets nothing I know I say this a lot, but I honestly think @BestMemes has the best memes 😂

I know I say this a lot, but I honestly think @BestMemes has the best memes 😂

Crush, Girls, and New York: vicrtoi @purposeftariana i made my crush a playlist No One Alicia Keys As I Am Calls Robert Glasper Experiment, Jill Scott . Calls Esteban Smoov-E El Joy Del Sexo Julio Sam Winch The Lullabadeer Ricardo Brazilian Girls New York City Montoya Tomatito Guitarra Gitana De la rosa Coro Polifonico Municipal Cusco, Irrarazab... Ramirez The Acacia Strain Wormwood Cartel Chroma Thief Ansel Elgort. Thietf

Memes, Serena Williams, and Sports: SPORTS SERENA CONTROVERSY Sept 10 | Serena Williams will be fined $17,000 for violations during her loss in the US Open women's singles final against Naomi Osaka Serena Williams will be fined $17,000 for violations during the US Open women’s singles final against Japanese-born Naomi Osaka Saturday. The match’s umpire ruled that Williams received illegal hand signals from her coach, which she denied. She then approached the official and said “One thing I’ve never done is cheat, ever. If he gives me a thumbs up he’s telling me to, ‘Come on.’” In the second set Williams broke her racket, resulting in a point penalty. She later received a third code violation for verbal abuse after she called the umpire a thief for the point penalty. ___ 20-year-old Osaka won the match 6-2, 6-4 in her first Grand Slam win. ___ “This is not fair. There’s a lot of men out here that have said a lot of things, but if they’re men, that doesn’t happen to them,” Williams told Donna Kelos, the Grand Slam Supervisor.

Serena Williams will be fined $17,000 for violations during the US Open women’s singles final against Japanese-born Naomi Osaka Saturday. Th...

Target, Tumblr, and Blog: coolcatgroup: teathattast: THIEF Send him to the dungeon for his crimes

coolcatgroup: teathattast: THIEF Send him to the dungeon for his crimes

Target, Tumblr, and Blog: zinnia-apologist: savagebeastrecords: Stop! THIEF! There is absolutely no way to predict this video

Samurai, Archer, and DnD: CHOOSE YOUR CLASS WARRIOR FIGHTER PALADIN MONK ARCHER MAGE ASSASSIN SAMURAI SWASHBUCKLER MERCHANT THIEF CLERIC Choose your pupper! -Brewmaster Meg Created by @UncleMoy

Choose your pupper! -Brewmaster Meg Created by @UncleMoy

Dumb, Memes, and Party: Cenk Uygur @cenkuygur 38m This is the only thing Democrats should say in 2018 elections: "Corporate shareholders and executives got $700 billion from the GOP tax cuts. How much did you get? Well, now you know who the Republican Party is working for!" 971 t248 57 T Lee Doren @LDoren 25m This works only on really dumb people who don't understand arithmetic, nor how taxes work. You cannot get an income tax cut if you pay no income taxes. By definition a tax cut doesn't give anything to anyone. A thief doesn't give you your TV by skipping your home 3 14 (GC)

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Community, Funny, and Memes: Imagine being this funny? @highfiveexpert Burglar An Oak Hill community couple iscovered a thief in their home Saturday after a man told a joke and heard a laugh upstairs. I can’t. @x__social_butterfly__x is my favorite account right now. Check out @x__social_butterfly__x today!

I can’t. @x__social_butterfly__x is my favorite account right now. Check out @x__social_butterfly__x today!

Halloween, Memes, and 🤖: thatonelesbiangirl co8alt-thief: if you spell skeletons backwards it still spells skeletons Man I can't wait for Halloween to see some snoteleks You gotta see what @timed.perfection just posted😱 you will be satisfied😍

You gotta see what @timed.perfection just posted😱 you will be satisfied😍

Beautiful, Books, and Facts: In Iraq, in the book market, books are left open in the street at night bcos Iraqis say PLANTS VAR Π the reader does not steal and the thief does not read 📚 📖 📚 💗 ⇒Love ❤️, flow 💬, serve ✨⇐ . . . . . . . . . . . . . nature habitat geyser science amazing facts video natural italy sand wow instatag facts instafun instavideo videos spiritual beautiful london amazingfact memes mindblown fact magic insta sun trees tree book

📚 📖 📚 💗 ⇒Love ❤️, flow 💬, serve ✨⇐ . . . . . . . . . . . . . nature habitat geyser science amazing facts video natural italy sand wow instat...

Target, Tumblr, and Blog: coolcatgroup: The bean thief

coolcatgroup: The bean thief

Crush, Girls, and Memes: so i made my crush a playlist No One Alicia Keys As I Am Calls Robert Glasper Experiment, Jill Scott Calls Esteban Smoov-E El Joy Del Sexo Julio Sam Winch The Lullabadeer Ricardo Brazilian Girls New York City Montoya Tomatito Guitarra Gitana De la rosa Coro Polifonico Municipal Cusco, Ramirez The Acacia Strain Wormwood 40 Cartel Chroma Thief Ansel Elgort Thief they should marry u

they should marry u

Memes, Tag Someone, and 🤖: tag someone who shows up with no lighters, but leaves with this: @stonerjoke a straight up lighter thief😤

@stonerjoke a straight up lighter thief😤

Bitch, Funny, and School: Ma PACKAGE THIEF!! WE'RE WATCHING YOU LETTE STE ARTIST LAST SEEN TUESDAY 12:33PM COLVIN AVE OHIGH SCHOOL AGE oCURLY BROWN HAIR OGRAY/BLACK SCHOOL BAG o RIDES MOUNTAIN BIKE OLIKES TO STEAL OLIL BITCHH 468 WAS DOWNTO MORE INFO WNYBOOK Lil bitch, indeed. https://t.co/JKU7aRdoKt

Bitch, Dank, and School: Mi PACKAGE THIEF!! WE'RE WATCHING YOU LETTE STE LAST SEEN TUESDAY 12:33PM COLVIN AVEARTIST OHIGH SCHOOL AGE OCURLY BROWN HAIR OGRAY/BLACK SCHOOL BAG °RIDES MOUNTAIN BIKE OLIKES TO STEAL OLIL BITCH 468 WAS DOWNTO MORE INFOA WNYBOOK

Prison, Http, and Sugar: You were a thief who stole my ability to trust. I tried to fight but you stabbed me with your sugar-coated lies. I am the victim, you were the culprit but why a I the one tortured with memories and jailed in the prison of pain? http://iglovequotes.net/

http://iglovequotes.net/

Fedora, Friends, and Love: (L-R) 1. Rat the thief of the group. Removing her flip-flops allows her to quickly become silent while moving. No-one has ever seen her hands unless they're being robbed. 2. Converse - she's the muscles of the group, and the only one able to grow facial hair. Never talks, just listens. Capable of bench pressing two large Mountain Dew bottles simultaneously. Allows Eyes to wear knock-off Converse. 3. Wolf the leader of the group by virtue of his Slipknot tattoo His bandana is the only thing keeping him from shapeshifting into a werewolf permanently. 4. Eyes totally blind, but still can sense everything in the immediate area. Other abilities include slouching and being of indeterminate gender. 5. The Captain real name Edward. Only member of the group to be cool enough to not smoke. Transports the group in the Nautilus (a 1990 Volkswagen Polo Eyes goes in the trunk). 6. Goggles - the loner of the group. Resents Wolf's leadership. Can fit anything into the TARDIS-like pockets of his trousers. Forgoes the typical fedora for a bowler hat. redrepose: sir-scandalous: I love them!! we need to make less fun of kids being friends and have more reactions like this

redrepose: sir-scandalous: I love them!! we need to make less fun of kids being friends and have more reactions like this

Anaconda, Life, and Memes: @Standup911 A MUST READ- During a robbery, the bank robber shouted to everyone in the bank: “Don’t move. The money belongs to the State. Your life belongs to you.” Everyone in the bank laid down quietly. This is called “Mind Changing Concept” Changing the conventional way of thinking. When a lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her: “Please be civilized! This is a robbery and not a rape!” This is called “Being Professional” Focus only on what you are trained to do! When the bank robbers returned home, the younger robber (MBA-trained) told the older robber (who has only completed Year 6 in primary school): “Big brother, let’s count how much we got.” The older robber rebutted and said: “You are very stupid. There is so much money it will take us a long time to count. Tonight, the TV news will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!” This is called “Experience.” Nowadays, experience is more important than paper qualifications! After the robbers had left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. But the supervisor said to him: “Wait! Let us take out $10 million from the bank for ourselves and add it to the $70 million that we have previously embezzled from the bank”. This is called “Swim with the tide.” Converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage! The supervisor says: “It will be good if there is a robbery every month.” This is called “Killing Boredom.” Personal Happiness is more important than your job. The next day, the TV news reported that $100 million was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count $20 million. The robbers were very angry and complained: “We risked our lives and only took $20 million. The bank manager took $80 million with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated than to be a thief!” This is called “Knowledge is worth as much as gold!” The bank manager was smiling and happy because his losses in the share market are now covered by this robbery. This is called “Seizing the opportunity.” Daring to take risks! So who are the real robbers here. standup911 fuckthesystem

Complex, Journey, and Pop: falloutarchives SKYRIM You find yourself immersed into Vault 76's massive complex. A world of 500 inhabitants destined to rebuild from the The Wasteland. You begin your journey as a teenager, given the standard selection of features, perks, and general quirkiness you've come to expect. The game begins with you finding an old disc in a drawer of an off limits area. It reads, "The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim." Your new quest marker leads you to your computer desk, where you pop the disc in to see if it works. The prelude of Fallout 76 ends, and you find yourself cast into the main storyline as an NPC says "Hey, you. You're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, ight? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there" 12 QOTP: For those who play Overwatch, did you get the legendary skins and dance emotes you wanted from the Anniversary event? ~ Repost from @falloutarchives ~ Accounts: - Other TES IG: @tundraofskyrim - Twitter: holly_rowlands_ - Snapchat: cocoachicken - YouTube: Link in bio. - Personal: @holly_rowlands_ • tes elderscrolls theelderscrolls elderscrollsv theelderscrollsv elderscrollsonline eso tamriel skyrim skyrimmeme skyrimmemes gaming game games rpg dovahkiin Dragonborn Bethesda dragon dragons elderscrolls6 tes6 fallout fallout76 tinysmile

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Memes, Smooth, and Smooth Criminal: VIDEO: Security camera catches thief breaking it down after breaking into a #California business bit.ly/2Gdq7WH? utm_me 21 :56 Vance Amory @Pharaoh_Munk "You've been hit by you've been struck by a smooth criminal" • Follow @savagememesss for more posts daily

Smooth, Smooth Criminal, and Business: VIDEO: Security camera catches thief breaking it down after breaking into a #California business bit.ly/2Gdq7WH? utm_me :21:56 Vance Amory Pharaoh_Munk "You've been hit by you've been struck by a smooth criminal" SMOOTH CRIMINAL 🕵️‍♂️

Memes, Ice Cream, and 🤖: Ice cream thief regrets nothing E.A

America, Chicago, and Crime: OBAMA OWES THE WORLD AN APOLOGY FOR HIS IRAN DEAL LIES Obama was the biggest fraud ever done to the American people. A thief, a liar, a corrupt criminal from the streets of Chicago, a communist and Moslem sympathizer. The creator and Leader of ISIS, the arms dealer to the Cartel, the men in women’s bathrooms, the divider, the globalist, the racist, endorsed twice by the Communist Party of America, the father of cop killers, George Soros little puppet, non American born, the war monger, the hospital and school bomber, the leader of the largest crime syndicate in America called the Democratic Party

Obama was the biggest fraud ever done to the American people. A thief, a liar, a corrupt criminal from the streets of Chicago, a communist a...

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Beautiful, Makeup, and Marriage: Man sues wife over make-up A man in Algeria is suing his new wife for fraud, trauma and psychological suffering after seeing her for the first time without make-up. The morning after the wedding the man claims he was shocked to see his wife's natural face. Emirates 247 reported: “He said he was deceived by her as she used to fill up her face with make-up before their marriage. "He said she looked very beautiful and attractive before marriage, but when he woke in the morning and found that she had washed the make-up off her face, he was rightened as he thought she was a thief." He is suing her for £13,000. THE META PICTURE <a href="https://epicjohndoe.tumblr.com/post/172611542519/makeup-fraud" class="tumblr_blog">epicjohndoe</a>: <blockquote>Makeup Fraud</blockquote>

epicjohndoe: Makeup Fraud

Funny, Goals, and Love: Those half white genes really do creep up like a thief in the night Conner @IHATN damn. 山 Ju Lightskin niggas think they safe, naaah @larnite • ➫➫➫ Follow @Staggering for more funny posts daily! • (Ignore: memes like4like funny music love comedy goals fortnite)

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