this is the feeling when you think of an outfit that doesn’t out cute
What an idea!
I don’t care about your orgasm and I never will, because I’m a child of God. lettucepray
The economic choice. A king.
I deserve it 😊 Go and follow @northwitch69 @northwitch69 @northwitch69 @northwitch69
I think I would be dead after the first attempt.
by Ashleigh Tomasini - Circus Artist
I told a summer camp story on @JimmyKimmelLive tonight that may forever change how you think of me.
Tune in tonight. #Kimmel @JimmyKimmel #A...
Cards Against Muggles Check it out!
It’s a good think to know I’m always in the Holiday Spirit 🍸🤣This tee is everything ❤️If you are not following our fav store for hilarious g...
Big big mood
Thanks Stan Lee
Why they roast this man to oblivion bruh? But for real tho. This man swallowed a lunch plate, AINT no way he don’t got asthma. If he cough i...
Can You Think Of ANYTHING Government Has Made Cheaper?? #BigGovSucks
Since I have been on a roll talking about the wife, I figured as I drink my coffee this morning I would take a moment to thank the good Lor...
Keep your friends close and your hotter friends closer! ( @tinderonians )
I also enjoy plotting the deaths of all my enemies😈 follow my boo @1foxybitch @1foxybitch @1foxybitch
I think she wants me to keep rubbing her belly.
You think I would learn by now with all the impulsive shit I do n then regret 2 minutes later but NOPE LOL CATCH ME OUSSSIDE RUINING MY LIFE...
Tag his boyfriend 😂
“Sometimes, I do the cocaines😅” @1foxybitch for more @1foxybitch @1foxybitch
Is this even a question? GOSSIP GIRL
That burner 😂 (Via WorldofIsaac-Twitter)
youre a funny person, even if you dont think so
I just think it’s weird @_taxo_ idk😝 @_taxo_ @_taxo_ @_taxo_
You would think mercury was is retrograde or something! ( follow @butlikemaybe )
If it’s a game. I’m gunna win.
I think this coincided with the rise of bullying. Twitter: markisdubya
Say yes to the dress
And ends with “I still think ur a bish but u know too much so I guess this is forever now” 👯♀️ tag a bff
The Difference Between Right & Left! #BigGovSucks
I bought 1 suction cup dildo as a joke 3 years ago and they still but sex toys in my suggested 😭😭😭😭😭
Call me your meowjesty @meowed
*glances nervously* but what if that’s what you want yourself to think??? <<< Guys this is not helping
This made me so happy. He made it.
Whenever you feel useless, think about them. @takemymoney (Swipe till the end, it gets worse) - By Katerina Kamprani - useless design takemy...