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Weed, Marijuana, and Time: This is a weed smokers lungs after he died from marijuana. Maybe next time you will think before taking a hit +996 https://t.co/GCoPIm9BIR

https://t.co/GCoPIm9BIR

Tumblr, Work, and Thank You: t. qlen)tidux queenstardust: This is a little gift for @gefionne, to say thank you for writing “A Parsec in His Jackboots” and being overall wonderful and a joy to work with. This illustration includes unabashed Cadet Hux, shy Padawan Ben and most important! Braid tugging! I hope you like it ♡

queenstardust: This is a little gift for @gefionne, to say thank you for writing “A Parsec in His Jackboots” and being overall wonderful an...

Beautiful, Birthday, and Dating: " happy birthday beautiful" ILITERALLY cannot imagine dating or going to school w attractive ppl they better be dating cuz this is a better love story than twilight via: @janessamillan

Lesbians, Shark, and Common: partybarackisinthehousetonight releases pack of dads into home depot gobe free hotcommunist invasive species encroach on lesbian territory direaming-shark This is a common misconception because they're such similar environments, but you should be aware that dads are native to Home Depot, while lesbians are actually native to Lowe's. At this point, however, both dads and lesbians have made themselves at home in both Home Depot and Lowe's to the point that trying to separate them back into their original ranges would probably do more harm than good to the delicate ecosystem of large chain hardware stores. Cheezburger Image 9241849856

A Dream, Click, and Fake: Do you want to know something that people don't tell you about being married for a long time? You actually do run out of things to talk about I know you might think I am kidding, but I am being a million percent truthsies over here. As a child, I always wondered what married people talked about, and was assured by many a family member that there were always things to discuss This is a lie. A big, fat one. It's really unfortunate that no one was truthful with me, because here I am with nothing to say and completely unprepared on how to deal. My husband and I go on a weekly date night and after I go into detail about my wild day working from home (I ate a Lean Cuisine, I answered three emails, I found a dollar in the wash), I have nothing. The other day I started to tell my husband about this super interesting thing that had happened, but then I was like, "oh never mind, I'm saving that for our date tonight" and he's like "um, WHAT?" and I was like, "well, when I've got something good I save it for date night so I have something to talk about. It seems like such a waste to spend it on a regular day. So then he thought that was one of the weirdest things he's ever heard about, which I assumed maybe HE already did that too? But he was like, "No, people do not do that." It's like I don't know how to be a person the right way sometimes. Every now and again my husband will ask "did you bake anything today, hon?" and ifI made Créme Bruleé Brownies I say "nope" because I'm hiding them and don't want to share. These fudgy little bites of bliss are covered in a thick vanilla custard that slices up like a dream. A sprinkling of sugar and a run under the broiler gets that caramelized, crackly top. Basically, these are perfect and you need them right now. That is all benepla: kramergate: I love it when I click on a recipe link because it sounds yummy and instead of a recipe I get a several page dissertation on a food blogger’s boredom with her marriage and lies she was told in childhood this ending in a recipe literally changed my fucking life i thought i was being spread some fucking truisms abt the ugliness of marriage but it was literally a preamble to creme brulee brownies. writing is fake

Definitely, Wow, and Work: Amazing work do u all flags. 05:27 Thank you! I can do other flags too. What're you looking for? 09:44 German flag I have not done one yet but it would be easy to do and definitely willing About how much also a Nazi one Really? Yes 09:44 German flag I have not done one yet but it would be easy to do and definitely willing About how much also a Nazi one Really? Yes. No. I will not do a Nazi flag Ok thank u amazing work tho I make wood flags and other decor as a business. Skinhead requested a Nazi flag today.

Nsfw, Tumblr, and Avatar: General Blog Info URL: [nsfw] Username: foxghost Blog Title: Fox in striped socks. Total Posts: 17500 Allows Ask: Yes Ask (anon): Yes # of Likes: 80564 Shares LikesYes [nsfw] Explicit (nsw): Yes Avatar not shown] Header Image Not retrieved (NSFW) General Blog Info URL: http://foxghost.tumblr.com/ Username: foxghost Blog Title: Fox in striped socks. Total Posts: 17514 Allows Ask: Yes Ask (anon): Yes # of Likes: Not Shared Shares Likes: No Explicit ("nstw"): No Avatar See Full Res] Header Image [see original] humming-fly: nurselofwyr: foxghost: Get yourself un-shadowbannedThat post seems to be going around a bit but not the reblog on how to fix it, so here’s another Go to postlimit, put in your blog name, TAKE A SCREENSHOT Go to tumblr support and file a support ticket. Category: Blog incorrectly marked explicit. Details: posts hidden from search results. Attach the screenshot. Do this even if you’ve already filed a support ticket N days ago without a screenshot. Make sure the relevant blog is chosen and you have the right contact email address. They got back to me within an hour. Seriously - follow this. I was shadow-banned, and they fixed it within seconds. Not an exaggeration - I got the “we received your ticket” and “we’ve fixed it” e-mail in the same minute. ok I filled this support form out TWICE without hearing back from staff for weeks, but literally the second i sent the form with the screenshot the problem was resolved - there is clearly some sort of bot checking for attachments so this is a genuinely good solution if you’ve been shadowbanned

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Funny, Marilyn Manson, and Nicolas Cage: Marilyn Manson looks like Nicolas Cage disguised as Marilyn Manson This is a true statement

This is a true statement

Children, True, and Brave: congenitaldisease This is a statue to commemorate a brave little dog by the name of Leo, who died while saving a little 10-year-old girl who was being attacked by a much larger dog. Leo witnessed the little girl being pinned to the ground by the dog who began biting her. Leo immediately ran to the rescue and began biting the bigger dog on the leg who turned on Leo and let the girl go free. Sadly, Leo was killed. The statue is located in a park in Serbia so he can watch over all of the children playing. There is a quote underneath that reads "To all small heroes with big hearts," which is a true testament to the courageous nature of little Leo. Too wholesome now I’m sad via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2st4DaH

Too wholesome now I’m sad via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2st4DaH

Children, True, and Brave: congenitaldisease This is a statue to commemorate a brave little dog by the name of Leo, who died while saving a little 10-year-old girl who was being attacked by a much larger dog. Leo witnessed the little girl being pinned to the ground by the dog who began biting her. Leo immediately ran to the rescue and began biting the bigger dog on the leg who turned on Leo and let the girl go free. Sadly, Leo was killed. The statue is located in a park in Serbia so he can watch over all of the children playing. There is a quote underneath that reads "To all small heroes with big hearts," which is a true testament to the courageous nature of little Leo. Too wholesome now I’m sad

Too wholesome now I’m sad

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Sad, Yes, and Working: t have emchonal jumpen cables, I'l bcost you L Reel Sad Just attach Ike s.o... T-his is a hug Is it working? yes This is a hug ❤️❤️

This is a hug ❤️❤️

Memes, School, and Wow: Awesome! Oh wow! Like totally freak me out I mean right on! Toros sure are number one. I transferred from Los Angeles! Your school has no gymnastics team this is a last resort! Bring It On

Bring It On

Drugs, Dude, and Food: GOOGLE REVIEWS Most relevant Matthew Scott. 1 review **x 23 hours ago Truly wonderful pizza. Perfect for eating in bed right before you cry yourself to sleep because you're a single 37 year old dude with self destructive tendencies that get in the way of every promising relationship and turn to either drugs or food to numb the pain and food is a much slower death than cocaine. Plus they have diet Mountain Dew This is a mood

This is a mood

Shower, Turn Up, and Twitter: khiry curving @KhiryArion my excuse for not going out tonight Imao Verizon LTE 10:21 PM 118 I already showered for bed.I didn't shower to turn up. You know them be different showers This is a very astute observation (twitter: khiryarion)

This is a very astute observation (twitter: khiryarion)

Crush, Memes, and Work: 4 years ago, I asked my crush on a date. Today I asked her to marry me!! She said "No" in both times and this is a random pic made with mematic Top 30 Funniest Memes To Finish Your Work Today

Top 30 Funniest Memes To Finish Your Work Today

Family, Guns, and Money: PRoGRESSIVE how does it work? False: the tax rate applies to all of your income rue: the tax rate only applies to the part of your income above a certain level 70% of this. please! 70% of that, please! government your income government your income False: taxes deprive you of your hard-earned money. Irue: you will probably never get on the high tax rate if you haven't been born rich. How will I feed my family now? How will Ibuy my eighth Lamborghini now? False: This is a radical True: Americans already did. communist idea that Americans wil never buy! 1920s 1950s 1980s S: 73 % marginal tax rate 90 % marginal tax rate 69 % marginal tax rate Ocasio-Cor 0 tax Kasla BaBIS friendly-neighborhood-patriarch: guns-and-freedom: heinleins-ghost: “False: Taxes deprive you of your Hard Earned Money”AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA “No no you’ve got it all wrong guys, taxation doesn’t steal your money, it just steals a little bit of your money!”

friendly-neighborhood-patriarch: guns-and-freedom: heinleins-ghost: “False: Taxes deprive you of your Hard Earned Money”AHAHAHAHAHAHAHH...

Quiet, Zone, and This: THIS IS A QUIET ZONE PLEASE TALK SOFTLY

Funny, My House, and House: This is a cause l can get behind BUILD THE WALL AROUND MY HOUSE I HATE EVERYONE This Guy for president

This Guy for president

Memes, Phone, and Pregnant: When he doesn't reply I'm pregnant. It's yours. I'm keeping it. WHAT?! We didn't even have sex!! Oh, so your phone does work. So you're just ignoring my texts? Do you think this is a game? I will show up at your house next time Delivered Stay woke bois.... they’re evolving.

Stay woke bois.... they’re evolving.

Abc, Bachelor, and Boston: A Boston woman dressed as a sloth was one of the first eliminated on'The Bachelor' I'm not sure if this is a surprise to anyone but for the record I'm still single." Alex Dillon wore a sloth costume on the season premiere of The Bachelor." -ABC/Craig Sjodin; ABC/Rick Rowell One of us

One of us

Memes, Netflix, and Today: Zack Frost @dyingmars We made a snowman today This is a huge slice of y tho @milliebobbybrown @noahschnapp @gatenm123 @finnwolfhardofficial @therealcalebmclaughlin @strangerthingstv @netflix

This is a huge slice of y tho @milliebobbybrown @noahschnapp @gatenm123 @finnwolfhardofficial @therealcalebmclaughlin @strangerthingstv @net...

Memes, Scarlett Johansson, and True: 6 Pictures Of Scarlett Johansson That Will Make You Say This Is A Picture Of A Boat Posted Today Wow so true

Wow so true

Shower, Shower Thoughts, and Necessity: Shower Thoughts @showerfeelings It's 2019, and we still don't have a button on the TV that makes the remote beep to find it easier This is a necessity.. 😂💯 https://t.co/PHTSuwLb8W

This is a necessity.. 😂💯 https://t.co/PHTSuwLb8W

Iphone, Twitter, and Dirty: ditch pony @molly7anne Picture this, You're blind foldeg Sandra Bullock tells you not to ook, You look. You're surrounded by garbage and dirty socks But how can this be? It smells amazing? This is a febreeze commercia 3:14 06 Jan 19 Twitter for iPhone Better ending than the original

Better ending than the original

Being Alone, Animals, and Comfortable: Angelica S Hi My puppy want stop barking when we leave til Yesterday at 9:17pm Sent from Messenger Puppy Problems Hello Angelica! Unfortunately this is a page for my band, which happens to be called "puppy problems". I'm not an expert. However I did a little googling and it seems like your pup has separation anxiety. There's a lot of resources out there about helping them feel more comfortable when alone! Here's a link you might find helpful. https://www.lovethatpet. com/dogs/health/separation-anxiety-when- your-dog-cant-be-alone/ Hope you and your puppy find something that works! Best wishes 9 hours ago Angelica My dog eats every thing How do u know my name 8 minutes ago Sent from Messenger Follow my other account @x__social_butterfly_x if you love animals!! 😹🐶❤

Follow my other account @x__social_butterfly_x if you love animals!! 😹🐶❤

A Dream, Funny, and Love: femme fatale @eliesaabb Sunflower pendants @sunflowerjewels celia @hadexoxox sunflowers are my favorite and this is a dream.. Sunflower necklace🌻 Get yours at @sunflowerjewels ✨ you all should follow @sunflowerjewels i love their feed😍 Choose yours at sunflowerjewels.com 💛 Shop & Follow @sunflowerjewels @sunflowerjewels @sunflowerjewels 🙂 Get yours now, link in @sunflowerjewels bio 😻

Sunflower necklace🌻 Get yours at @sunflowerjewels ✨ you all should follow @sunflowerjewels i love their feed😍 Choose yours at sunflowerjewel...

Bullying, This, and This Is: bullying antibullying pesters Hear that bullies? This is a B U L L Y F R E E Z O N E

Hear that bullies? This is a B U L L Y F R E E Z O N E

Facebook, Memes, and facebook.com: I'm afraid you have 6 months to live Make it 3 months Unfortunately despite your pervasive nihilism, this is a non-negotiable process CLASSICAL ART MEMES facebook.com/classicalartmemes

Girls, News, and School: Siv Ngesi @iamSivN Now this is a Queen Female chief in Malawi breaks up 850 child marriages and sends girls back to school NEWS awesomacious: She knows de way

awesomacious: She knows de way

A Dream, Funny, and Love: femme fatale @@eliesaabb Sunflower pendants Gsunflowerjewels celia @hadexoxox sunflowers are my favorite and this is a dream.. Sunflower necklace🌻 Get yours at @sunflowerjewels ✨ you all should follow @sunflowerjewels i love their feed😍 Choose yours at sunflowerjewels.com 💛 Shop & Follow @sunflowerjewels @sunflowerjewels @sunflowerjewels 🙂 Get yours now, link in @sunflowerjewels bio 😻

Sunflower necklace🌻 Get yours at @sunflowerjewels ✨ you all should follow @sunflowerjewels i love their feed😍 Choose yours at sunflowerjewel...

Dude, Fuckboy, and Jail: Dude: Can l use your charger? Cop: This is a police car. You're going to jail. Dude: Wow ok. 1 Star. How Rude! @your_fuckboy @your_fuckboy

Fbi, Shit, and Neil Armstrong: Elon Musk @elonmusk There are no coincidences Neil Armstrong was the first person to land on the moon. Neil A.' Backwards is 'Alien'. MESSAGES now FBI Delete that shit right now Yes this is a real tweet. Idk what Elon’s onto but I hope he figures it out

cnn.com, Hillary Clinton, and Media: The liberal media wants you to think that this is a photo of Hillary Clinton. It's not. This is her body double. Don't let CNN tell you otherwise. https://t.co/kUgoKaXAYF

https://t.co/kUgoKaXAYF

Simple, Him, and Stanley: Stanles 427 Narrator: And it was at this moment that Stanley realised something that he was at his happiest when being told what to do by others. Even something as simple as posing for a photo with complete strangers made him feel like he mattered. This is a story of a man named Stanley https://t.co/p4Jy7macgG

This is a story of a man named Stanley https://t.co/p4Jy7macgG

Good, Boi, and Dog: This is a good, derbby boi

This is a good, derbby boi

Girls, News, and School: Siv Ngesi @iamSivN Now this is a Queen Female chief in Malawi breaks up 850 child marriages and sends girls back to school NEWS She knows de way

She knows de way

Irs, Life, and Memes: polar-bite: clientsfromhell: Client: Do you do lemonade? Me: Do we do... lemonade? Client: Yes, I was told you do that here. Me: I'm sorry, this is a graphics and print shop. Client: I know that. I'm not an idiot Me: I'm sorry, I didn't mean to Client: Look If you can't lemonade these papers for me then I'lI go somewhere else! Me: Do you mean laminate? RETAIL IVE NEVER LAUGHED HARDER IN MY LIFE happy new year irs 2am bur i havent been on rhis afc much tonight hage a good night-day idk what time it is for u

happy new year irs 2am bur i havent been on rhis afc much tonight hage a good night-day idk what time it is for u

Beef, Tumblr, and Blog: 2 Soup on the rocks. Cool off with Campbell's Beef Broth. Take it straight from the can and onto the ice. Try it with a dash of Worcestershire or lemon garnish. You can even add your own thing. It's a great way to cool off after a hot day on land or sea. As a matter of fact, don't even wait for a real hot day; start pouring now. Cheers! Mim! Mm! Good! ladygolem: flatdrpepper: if you drink this and hot dr pepper at the same time you’ll reach thermodynamic equilibrium and also die and this is a promise i actually want to try this

ladygolem: flatdrpepper: if you drink this and hot dr pepper at the same time you’ll reach thermodynamic equilibrium and also die and this i...

Girls, News, and School: Siv Ngesi @iamSivhN Now this is a Queen Female chief in Malawi breaks up 850 child marriages and sends girls back to school NEWS

Drunk, Life, and Memes: Benkashi69 @Bennyillard Not eating all day so that u can get drunk off 2 beers. lts called financial health look it up idiot This is a serious life hack.

This is a serious life hack.

Bless Up, Fam, and Family: Family idyll Fam! This is a must! Listen close! I know y’all obsessed with this Birb Brain movie but imma do u one better! Y’all gotta see Instant Family. This movie really hit me in my heart. Someone very dear to me is adopted and I believe the institution of adoption is one of the most noble things you can do. We always talk about adopting pups but there are also humans that need a forever home! This movie highlights a couple that adopts three kiddos into their home and it hit my heart. May God bless all the orphans and move our hearts to care for them Amen 🙏 - Ameen 🤲! Bless up ❤️

Burger King, Saw, and Anonymous: anonymous asked sir. are you ready to order. there is a line forming behind you. hungwy *I'm still laying dead on the ground erin-studies-vocab Ik this is a shitpoat but I literally saw thi:s happen at a Burger King hungwy Hm?

Definitely, Soon..., and Spider: Venom: First Host Paperback - December 31, 2018 by Mike Costa (Author), Mark Bagley (Ilustrator) Look inside See all 3 formats and editions FIRST HOST Kindle & comixol $9.44 Hardcover Paperback logy $15.99 1 New from $15.99 Read on any device Kindle& comiXology Before the AMAZING SPIDER-MAN...before VENOM... There was the FIRST HOST The recent reunion of Eddie Brock and the Venom symbiote has been a shaky one. As their relationship has been fraught with secrets and lies, they have come to struggle as much with each other as with their own violent impulses. Things don't get any easier when the symbiote's long lost first host returns in need of Venom's help--only by reuniting can the two avert cosmic ruin! Can Eddie and the symbiote trust one another long enough to save the galaxy, or will THE FIRST HOST prove to be Venom's undoing?! Reuniting VENOM superstars Mike Costa and Mark Bagley, THE FIRST HOST is an action-filled epic befitting the Wicked Web-slinger's 30th Anniversary, with twists and turns as only the Read more See this image Report incorrect product information. venomtots: symbisexual-disaster: deluxetrashqueen: eabevella: Costa’s Venom: First Host TPB will be released on December 31st. This is the story where Eddie and the symbiote raised a child together. The art is really good too. I already preordered it. Please show support of this book if you are able to afford it. Oh this is a good one too! Similar to the idea I proposed and honestly maybe even better because it’s a newer release. I definitely will do both. Oh hey, YES we definitely all need to snatch this up as soon as it’s out! I’ve been waiting soooo longggg When this comes out I will be buying it and doing a giveaway! (As I have all the issues already) Stay tuned n__n

Meme, Memes, and Irl: This is a placebo meme. Studies have shown that placebo memes are still upvoted even when users are aware they're placebo. me_irl

me_irl

Shit, Rapper, and Real: This is A real Rapper And this Is Shit OLL https://t.co/F3pghMwEzH

Banana, Medieval, and Boi: Choose your Fighter Medieval cat painting edition Orang laddie banan boi Deadly stare Fond of ham & cheese massive ego + 10 banana - will sit on you thicc This is a hard choice https://t.co/3V3kmxr3dv

This is a hard choice https://t.co/3V3kmxr3dv

Being Alone, Meme, and Memes: Trevor Moore @itrevormoore Tsittes Remember. Kevin McCallister could have phoned the police at any time. He was a child who had accidentally been left alone. One call and he would have been safe. But it was never about safety. He was hunting those men. He wanted them to die. It was fun for him He enjoyed it. This is a meme via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2EPi3WB

This is a meme via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2EPi3WB

Friends, Memes, and Shrek: chris donis @thechrisdonis this is a tablecloth with the entire screenplay of shrek on it Come Come wyfeelingood when m having newh the -Realy? Aea~really anthat makes doesn't meen you're àcoward ส you're a serie scared a bock oncE. Cool you handle the dragon rt handle the sain e hnow whare the pencess 4, but where's the braonreas) (Gasp koan) -Conkry a eood Eutryone knowest what happens when rek Camping's sarting to sound good H coe on scaner eun anything we're going a tropik Post 1847: why didn’t anyone of you all get me this I thought we were friends 🤔

Post 1847: why didn’t anyone of you all get me this I thought we were friends 🤔

America, Bitch, and Christmas: Anonymous said: Turns out the gift is from America anyways just to fxck with England's head Anonymous said: It's America specifically because he said it couldn't have been Anonymous said: France, maybe? Oh, or maybe Canada? Anonymous said: Is it France who gave you the gift? just-your-average-loser said: Is the present from Japan by any chance? heartoffawn said: I bet Canada is your secret Santa! Anonymous said: um... France? Does he count under Japan and his friends? whendaylightstrikes said Merry Christmas! The gift is from Canada, right?! amethyst-haiku said: if i'm being honest that sounds like berwald's work. he may be a man of few words, and have that male equivalent resting bitch face, but yeah. Anonymous said I think that is a Harry Potter book, idk Anonymous said: FRANCE GAVE YOU THE GIFT, I KNOW IT, I SMELL IT Anonymous said: Canada- Canada is most likely the one who is your secret Santa- Well, either Canada or Japan- aph-ask-england: aph-ask-england: (( Trans: To: England, from Italy…“This is a photo of all of us this year! France helped me with the colours, Japan helped me wrap it and Canada and America engraved it in gold paint! –Isn’t that cool? It’s really a gift from all of us, I think. Anyway, sorry about crashing at your place last year when Finland needed our help! Your house isn’t nearly as scary as I thought it would be! Buon Natale – Italy” Admin/mun note: Thank you to everyone that participated with comments, reblogs and asks! I hope this was a fun, unexpected surprise for everyone! A little love can come from anywhere 3 3 3 Remember to spread the Christmas spirit today! Merry Christmas/Happy Holidays! Correct answers: A picture/frame from ITALY Special thanks to: @just-your-average-loser@heartoffawn @whendaylightstrikes @amethyst-haiku @nyocanada15 @jehdyn @yastothetrash@frukspamanogerita @failingatlifeobviously@franceissexy@transboipopplio @kirklandarthurs@hetaliaandother@suck-it-loser@miaoubutton@americancirconflex@eternallyawkward137And many more….! )) (( Said participants are welcome to message me and receive a free, full-size image of the Christmas photo as a commission piece if they would like— as a present from me for Christmas! ))

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