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A Dream, Click, and Fake: Do you want to know something that people don't tell you about being married for a long time? You actually do run out of things to talk about I know you might think I am kidding, but I am being a million percent truthsies over here. As a child, I always wondered what married people talked about, and was assured by many a family member that there were always things to discuss This is a lie. A big, fat one. It's really unfortunate that no one was truthful with me, because here I am with nothing to say and completely unprepared on how to deal. My husband and I go on a weekly date night and after I go into detail about my wild day working from home (I ate a Lean Cuisine, I answered three emails, I found a dollar in the wash), I have nothing. The other day I started to tell my husband about this super interesting thing that had happened, but then I was like, "oh never mind, I'm saving that for our date tonight" and he's like "um, WHAT?" and I was like, "well, when I've got something good I save it for date night so I have something to talk about. It seems like such a waste to spend it on a regular day. So then he thought that was one of the weirdest things he's ever heard about, which I assumed maybe HE already did that too? But he was like, "No, people do not do that." It's like I don't know how to be a person the right way sometimes. Every now and again my husband will ask "did you bake anything today, hon?" and ifI made Créme Bruleé Brownies I say "nope" because I'm hiding them and don't want to share. These fudgy little bites of bliss are covered in a thick vanilla custard that slices up like a dream. A sprinkling of sugar and a run under the broiler gets that caramelized, crackly top. Basically, these are perfect and you need them right now. That is all benepla: kramergate: I love it when I click on a recipe link because it sounds yummy and instead of a recipe I get a several page dissertation on a food blogger’s boredom with her marriage and lies she was told in childhood this ending in a recipe literally changed my fucking life i thought i was being spread some fucking truisms abt the ugliness of marriage but it was literally a preamble to creme brulee brownies. writing is fake
Nsfw, Tumblr, and Avatar: General Blog Info URL: [nsfw] Username: foxghost Blog Title: Fox in striped socks. Total Posts: 17500 Allows Ask: Yes Ask (anon): Yes # of Likes: 80564 Shares LikesYes [nsfw] Explicit (nsw): Yes Avatar not shown] Header Image Not retrieved (NSFW) General Blog Info URL: http://foxghost.tumblr.com/ Username: foxghost Blog Title: Fox in striped socks. Total Posts: 17514 Allows Ask: Yes Ask (anon): Yes # of Likes: Not Shared Shares Likes: No Explicit ("nstw"): No Avatar See Full Res] Header Image [see original] humming-fly: nurselofwyr: foxghost: Get yourself un-shadowbannedThat post seems to be going around a bit but not the reblog on how to fix it, so here’s another Go to postlimit, put in your blog name, TAKE A SCREENSHOT Go to tumblr support and file a support ticket. Category: Blog incorrectly marked explicit. Details: posts hidden from search results. Attach the screenshot. Do this even if you’ve already filed a support ticket N days ago without a screenshot. Make sure the relevant blog is chosen and you have the right contact email address. They got back to me within an hour. Seriously - follow this. I was shadow-banned, and they fixed it within seconds. Not an exaggeration - I got the “we received your ticket” and “we’ve fixed it” e-mail in the same minute. ok I filled this support form out TWICE without hearing back from staff for weeks, but literally the second i sent the form with the screenshot the problem was resolved - there is clearly some sort of bot checking for attachments so this is a genuinely good solution if you’ve been shadowbanned 

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Definitely, Soon..., and Spider: Venom: First Host Paperback - December 31, 2018 by Mike Costa (Author), Mark Bagley (Ilustrator) Look inside See all 3 formats and editions FIRST HOST Kindle & comixol $9.44 Hardcover Paperback logy $15.99 1 New from $15.99 Read on any device Kindle& comiXology Before the AMAZING SPIDER-MAN...before VENOM... There was the FIRST HOST The recent reunion of Eddie Brock and the Venom symbiote has been a shaky one. As their relationship has been fraught with secrets and lies, they have come to struggle as much with each other as with their own violent impulses. Things don't get any easier when the symbiote's long lost first host returns in need of Venom's help--only by reuniting can the two avert cosmic ruin! Can Eddie and the symbiote trust one another long enough to save the galaxy, or will THE FIRST HOST prove to be Venom's undoing?! Reuniting VENOM superstars Mike Costa and Mark Bagley, THE FIRST HOST is an action-filled epic befitting the Wicked Web-slinger's 30th Anniversary, with twists and turns as only the Read more See this image Report incorrect product information. venomtots: symbisexual-disaster: deluxetrashqueen: eabevella: Costa’s Venom: First Host TPB will be released on December 31st. This is the story where Eddie and the symbiote raised a child together. The art is really good too. I already preordered it. Please show support of this book if you are able to afford it. Oh this is a good one too! Similar to the idea I proposed and honestly maybe even better because it’s a newer release.  I definitely will do both. Oh hey, YES we definitely all need to snatch this up as soon as it’s out! I’ve been waiting soooo longggg When this comes out I will be buying it and doing a giveaway! (As I have all the issues already) Stay tuned n__n
America, Bitch, and Christmas: Anonymous said: Turns out the gift is from America anyways just to fxck with England's head Anonymous said: It's America specifically because he said it couldn't have been Anonymous said: France, maybe? Oh, or maybe Canada? Anonymous said: Is it France who gave you the gift? just-your-average-loser said: Is the present from Japan by any chance? heartoffawn said: I bet Canada is your secret Santa! Anonymous said: um... France? Does he count under Japan and his friends? whendaylightstrikes said Merry Christmas! The gift is from Canada, right?! amethyst-haiku said: if i'm being honest that sounds like berwald's work. he may be a man of few words, and have that male equivalent resting bitch face, but yeah. Anonymous said I think that is a Harry Potter book, idk Anonymous said: FRANCE GAVE YOU THE GIFT, I KNOW IT, I SMELL IT Anonymous said: Canada- Canada is most likely the one who is your secret Santa- Well, either Canada or Japan- aph-ask-england: aph-ask-england: (( Trans: To: England, from Italy…“This is a photo of all of us this year! France helped me with the colours, Japan helped me wrap it and Canada and America engraved it in gold paint! –Isn’t that cool? It’s really a gift from all of us, I think. Anyway, sorry about crashing at your place last year when Finland needed our help! Your house isn’t nearly as scary as I thought it would be! Buon Natale – Italy” Admin/mun note: Thank you to everyone that participated with comments, reblogs and asks! I hope this was a fun, unexpected surprise for everyone! A little love can come from anywhere 3 3 3 Remember to spread the Christmas spirit today! Merry Christmas/Happy Holidays! Correct answers: A picture/frame from ITALY Special thanks to: @just-your-average-loser@heartoffawn @whendaylightstrikes @amethyst-haiku @nyocanada15  @jehdyn @yastothetrash@frukspamanogerita @failingatlifeobviously@franceissexy@transboipopplio @kirklandarthurs@hetaliaandother@suck-it-loser@miaoubutton@americancirconflex@eternallyawkward137And many more….! )) (( Said participants are welcome to message me and receive a free, full-size image of the Christmas photo as a commission piece if they would like— as a present from me for Christmas! ))