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        Never forget your girls favorite color. I can’t explain why dudes cheat but answer this, if you got money in your wallet and you find another dollar, are you not going to pick it up? Long story short my girl was out of town at her friends graduation. She left me a spear key to come feed her dog through out the week. I did the opposite, I treated him like Gary the snail. I had my side girl over bout to get busy. You know that deep gut feeling that tells you “ight chill out” but you ignore it? That be God mercy tryna save you. I’m catching some bomb neck, I’m talking about My meat going through a 5 star car wash when I hear a engine pull up out front. I look out the window and see my girl hop out a Uber. My side girl hid under the bed. I can tell She done this before. I slid under the sheets and fake sleep. My girl comes in talking about she changed her flight to come home sooner. Android users text take 3 business days. Babe starts asking me what’s her favorite color. I confidently blurted our magenta. Here comes her dog with a red thong in his mouth. Damn dogs can’t stick together? The FBI agent in her came out and starts interrogating me. Under her sheets I’m getting my dick rode by bed bugs during the interrogation process. Im tryna figure how to get this girl out this crib before I’m toast. My girl mid way through her sentence when you hear a sneeze under her bed. Within seconds my girl downloaded a heart beat sensor. I swear Android users got it good. This is now modern warfare. I watch my girl play search&destroy with my side chick. Side chicks heartless so she couldn’t detect her. Me being the real nigga I am had to flip the whole situation on her. “I don’t like how you assume me as a black man cheat, if you don’t trust me Idk about this” Tears in my eyes because it smelled like fish cakes and my eyes couldn’t take it. My girl felt bad and hit me with the double hand twist Gawk combo. My girl said she was coming back Sunday and came back Friday. She lied to me. I can’t date liars fam. I broke up with her. I’m single and my side girl still live under my ex bed. She text me from time to time for help. Shoulda had a escape rope.: When you tell your boyfriend a joke
 and the girl under his bed starts
 laughing too
Never forget your girls favorite color. I can’t explain why dudes cheat but answer this, if you got money in your wallet and you find another dollar, are you not going to pick it up? Long story short my girl was out of town at her friends graduation. She left me a spear key to come feed her dog through out the week. I did the opposite, I treated him like Gary the snail. I had my side girl over bout to get busy. You know that deep gut feeling that tells you “ight chill out” but you ignore it? That be God mercy tryna save you. I’m catching some bomb neck, I’m talking about My meat going through a 5 star car wash when I hear a engine pull up out front. I look out the window and see my girl hop out a Uber. My side girl hid under the bed. I can tell She done this before. I slid under the sheets and fake sleep. My girl comes in talking about she changed her flight to come home sooner. Android users text take 3 business days. Babe starts asking me what’s her favorite color. I confidently blurted our magenta. Here comes her dog with a red thong in his mouth. Damn dogs can’t stick together? The FBI agent in her came out and starts interrogating me. Under her sheets I’m getting my dick rode by bed bugs during the interrogation process. Im tryna figure how to get this girl out this crib before I’m toast. My girl mid way through her sentence when you hear a sneeze under her bed. Within seconds my girl downloaded a heart beat sensor. I swear Android users got it good. This is now modern warfare. I watch my girl play search&destroy with my side chick. Side chicks heartless so she couldn’t detect her. Me being the real nigga I am had to flip the whole situation on her. “I don’t like how you assume me as a black man cheat, if you don’t trust me Idk about this” Tears in my eyes because it smelled like fish cakes and my eyes couldn’t take it. My girl felt bad and hit me with the double hand twist Gawk combo. My girl said she was coming back Sunday and came back Friday. She lied to me. I can’t date liars fam. I broke up with her. I’m single and my side girl still live under my ex bed. She text me from time to time for help. Shoulda had a escape rope.
        

            
            

                
                
                    Never forget your girls favorite color. I can’t explain why dudes cheat but answer this, if you got money in your wallet and you find another dollar, are you not going to pick it up? Long story short my girl was out of town at her friends graduation. She left me a spear key to come feed her dog through out the week. I did the opposite, I treated him like Gary the snail. I had my side girl over bout to get busy. You know that deep gut feeling that tells you “ight chill out” but you ignore it? That be God mercy tryna save you. I’m catching some bomb neck, I’m talking about My meat going through a 5 star car wash when I hear a engine pull up out front. I look out the window and see my girl hop out a Uber. My side girl hid under the bed. I can tell She done this before. I slid under the sheets and fake sleep. My girl comes in talking about she changed her flight to come home sooner. Android users text take 3 business days. Babe starts asking me what’s her favorite color. I confidently blurted our magenta. Here comes her dog with a red thong in his mouth. Damn dogs can’t stick together? The FBI agent in her came out and starts interrogating me. Under her sheets I’m getting my dick rode by bed bugs during the interrogation process. Im tryna figure how to get this girl out this crib before I’m toast. My girl mid way through her sentence when you hear a sneeze under her bed. Within seconds my girl downloaded a heart beat sensor. I swear Android users got it good. This is now modern warfare. I watch my girl play search&destroy with my side chick. Side chicks heartless so she couldn’t detect her. Me being the real nigga I am had to flip the whole situation on her. “I don’t like how you assume me as a black man cheat, if you don’t trust me Idk about this” Tears in my eyes because it smelled like fish cakes and my eyes couldn’t take it. My girl felt bad and hit me with the double hand twist Gawk combo. My girl said she was coming back Sunday and came back Friday. She lied to me. I can’t date liars fam. I broke up with her. I’m single and my side girl still live under my ex bed. She text me from time to time for help. Shoulda had a escape rope.: When you tell your boyfriend a joke
 and the girl under his bed starts
 laughing too
Never forget your girls favorite color. I can’t explain why dudes cheat but answer this, if you got money in your wallet and you find another dollar, are you not going to pick it up? Long story short my girl was out of town at her friends graduation. She left me a spear key to come feed her dog through out the week. I did the opposite, I treated him like Gary the snail. I had my side girl over bout to get busy. You know that deep gut feeling that tells you “ight chill out” but you ignore it? That be God mercy tryna save you. I’m catching some bomb neck, I’m talking about My meat going through a 5 star car wash when I hear a engine pull up out front. I look out the window and see my girl hop out a Uber. My side girl hid under the bed. I can tell She done this before. I slid under the sheets and fake sleep. My girl comes in talking about she changed her flight to come home sooner. Android users text take 3 business days. Babe starts asking me what’s her favorite color. I confidently blurted our magenta. Here comes her dog with a red thong in his mouth. Damn dogs can’t stick together? The FBI agent in her came out and starts interrogating me. Under her sheets I’m getting my dick rode by bed bugs during the interrogation process. Im tryna figure how to get this girl out this crib before I’m toast. My girl mid way through her sentence when you hear a sneeze under her bed. Within seconds my girl downloaded a heart beat sensor. I swear Android users got it good. This is now modern warfare. I watch my girl play search&destroy with my side chick. Side chicks heartless so she couldn’t detect her. Me being the real nigga I am had to flip the whole situation on her. “I don’t like how you assume me as a black man cheat, if you don’t trust me Idk about this” Tears in my eyes because it smelled like fish cakes and my eyes couldn’t take it. My girl felt bad and hit me with the double hand twist Gawk combo. My girl said she was coming back Sunday and came back Friday. She lied to me. I can’t date liars fam. I broke up with her. I’m single and my side girl still live under my ex bed. She text me from time to time for help. Shoulda had a escape rope.
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        shitroughdrafts:

April 8, 2015
Dear Mr. Kerin,
It was brought to my attention by
your neighbor, John Flink, that you have two garden gnomes on your front lawn
that that were not approved by the HOA before installation. Please adhere to the guidelines
(see Appropriate Lawn Decor on page 3) and remove them within five
business days, or you will be fined.
Ellis Hills is a beautiful
neighborhood, and we keep it that way by sticking to these rules!
Thanks!
Linda Hoyt, HOA
President
 
 April 9, 2015
 Dear Mr. Kerin,
Mr. Flink emailed me this afternoon
and informed me that there are now five gnomes on your front lawn. He also said
that they are all facing his house.
 I don’t know three extra gnomes
showed up (unless they’re breeding LOL), or why they are now facing his house.
But please be advised that you are now in violation of our Allowed
Quantities of Lawn Decor rule (see page 7).
You have four days until you are
fined. Please address this issue ASAP.
Thanks!
Linda Hoyt, HOA President
 
April 10, 2015
Dear Mr. Kerin,
I drove by your house this morning
on the way to drop my children off at school and saw your lawn. There are now
over a dozen garden gnomes in your yard, all facing Mr. Flink’s house. A few of
these have been placed in sexually suggestive positions. I do not think garden
gnomes come in these positions, which means that someone (I’m not saying you)
placed them as such. Regardless, they violate the board’s rule on Appropriate
Lawn Décor Positions on page 9.
Mr. Kerin, you have three days
left to comply with the board’s rules, or you will be fined.
Are you getting these emails?
Thanks!
Linda Hoyt, HOA
President
 
April 11, 2015
Dear Mr. Kerin,
I was emailed a picture of your
lawn this morning by your neighbor John Flink, and was surprised to find that
there are now close to thirty gnomes in your lawn. Not only are they all
staring directly at his house, they are now also sexually explicit. After a
quick Yahoo search, I could not find any store that sold such “X rated” gnomes.
This gives me the impression that you made them yourself.
Mr. Kerin, I don’t know where
you’re getting the time or the money to create these monstrosities, but they
will not be tolerated. We have children in this neighborhood.
Please be advised that you have two
days left before incurring fines.
FYI you are now also in violation
of our Sexually Explicit Lawn Décor rule on page 17. Until today, I was not aware this
rule even existed.
Thanks!
Linda Hoyt, HOA
President
April 12, 2015
Dear Mr. Kerin,
I was woken up by a phone call from
John Flink at 6AM this morning. He was threatening to call the police. We have
never had the police called in this neighborhood. Not even once. I calmed him
down and went over to see what the problem was.
Mr. Kerin, the only time I’ve ever
seen an orgy was in the movie Caligula but
the scene your gnomes depict on your front lawn makes Caligula look PG. The gnomes are in positions I haven’t ever even
imagined, and even if I could have imagined them, I wouldn’t have done so with
gnomes! 
There are over one hundred of them.
I could barely see any grass through the limbs and appendages of the disgusting
little men.
One gnome in particular is wearing
a shirt that says “John Flink” on it and it is wearing a horse mask. Two other
gnomes are treating him like a horse.
This is in direct violation of an
HOA rule that the HOA just decided to make. Please see Sexually Explicit
Depictions of Neighbors as Lawn Decor in the new edition of the HOA
guidelines attached as a PDF.
You have until tomorrow, Mr. Kerin. Also, John Flink has called a
lawyer.
Thanks!
Linda Hoyt, HOA
President

April 13, 2015
Dear Mr. Kerin,
I don’t know how you did it, but thank
you for removing all of the gnomes. I’m glad we could avoid getting the
authorities involved!
Since you managed to do it before
five business days, there will be no fine, just a warning.
As a reminder, please do not place
any decorations in your yard without direct approval from the board.
Thanks!
Linda Hoyt, HOA
President
 
April 14, 2015
Dear Mr. Kerin,
It was just brought to my attention
that there is a bright pink decorative flamingo in the middle of your front
lawn.
I have also been informed that this
lawn flamingo is wearing a thong.
If you do not remove this flamingo
within five business days, expect a follow up from Kelly Lawson, as she is
taking over as HOA President. As of today I have resigned.
Thanks!
Linda Hoyt
: shitroughdrafts:

April 8, 2015
Dear Mr. Kerin,
It was brought to my attention by
your neighbor, John Flink, that you have two garden gnomes on your front lawn
that that were not approved by the HOA before installation. Please adhere to the guidelines
(see Appropriate Lawn Decor on page 3) and remove them within five
business days, or you will be fined.
Ellis Hills is a beautiful
neighborhood, and we keep it that way by sticking to these rules!
Thanks!
Linda Hoyt, HOA
President
 
 April 9, 2015
 Dear Mr. Kerin,
Mr. Flink emailed me this afternoon
and informed me that there are now five gnomes on your front lawn. He also said
that they are all facing his house.
 I don’t know three extra gnomes
showed up (unless they’re breeding LOL), or why they are now facing his house.
But please be advised that you are now in violation of our Allowed
Quantities of Lawn Decor rule (see page 7).
You have four days until you are
fined. Please address this issue ASAP.
Thanks!
Linda Hoyt, HOA President
 
April 10, 2015
Dear Mr. Kerin,
I drove by your house this morning
on the way to drop my children off at school and saw your lawn. There are now
over a dozen garden gnomes in your yard, all facing Mr. Flink’s house. A few of
these have been placed in sexually suggestive positions. I do not think garden
gnomes come in these positions, which means that someone (I’m not saying you)
placed them as such. Regardless, they violate the board’s rule on Appropriate
Lawn Décor Positions on page 9.
Mr. Kerin, you have three days
left to comply with the board’s rules, or you will be fined.
Are you getting these emails?
Thanks!
Linda Hoyt, HOA
President
 
April 11, 2015
Dear Mr. Kerin,
I was emailed a picture of your
lawn this morning by your neighbor John Flink, and was surprised to find that
there are now close to thirty gnomes in your lawn. Not only are they all
staring directly at his house, they are now also sexually explicit. After a
quick Yahoo search, I could not find any store that sold such “X rated” gnomes.
This gives me the impression that you made them yourself.
Mr. Kerin, I don’t know where
you’re getting the time or the money to create these monstrosities, but they
will not be tolerated. We have children in this neighborhood.
Please be advised that you have two
days left before incurring fines.
FYI you are now also in violation
of our Sexually Explicit Lawn Décor rule on page 17. Until today, I was not aware this
rule even existed.
Thanks!
Linda Hoyt, HOA
President
April 12, 2015
Dear Mr. Kerin,
I was woken up by a phone call from
John Flink at 6AM this morning. He was threatening to call the police. We have
never had the police called in this neighborhood. Not even once. I calmed him
down and went over to see what the problem was.
Mr. Kerin, the only time I’ve ever
seen an orgy was in the movie Caligula but
the scene your gnomes depict on your front lawn makes Caligula look PG. The gnomes are in positions I haven’t ever even
imagined, and even if I could have imagined them, I wouldn’t have done so with
gnomes! 
There are over one hundred of them.
I could barely see any grass through the limbs and appendages of the disgusting
little men.
One gnome in particular is wearing
a shirt that says “John Flink” on it and it is wearing a horse mask. Two other
gnomes are treating him like a horse.
This is in direct violation of an
HOA rule that the HOA just decided to make. Please see Sexually Explicit
Depictions of Neighbors as Lawn Decor in the new edition of the HOA
guidelines attached as a PDF.
You have until tomorrow, Mr. Kerin. Also, John Flink has called a
lawyer.
Thanks!
Linda Hoyt, HOA
President

April 13, 2015
Dear Mr. Kerin,
I don’t know how you did it, but thank
you for removing all of the gnomes. I’m glad we could avoid getting the
authorities involved!
Since you managed to do it before
five business days, there will be no fine, just a warning.
As a reminder, please do not place
any decorations in your yard without direct approval from the board.
Thanks!
Linda Hoyt, HOA
President
 
April 14, 2015
Dear Mr. Kerin,
It was just brought to my attention
that there is a bright pink decorative flamingo in the middle of your front
lawn.
I have also been informed that this
lawn flamingo is wearing a thong.
If you do not remove this flamingo
within five business days, expect a follow up from Kelly Lawson, as she is
taking over as HOA President. As of today I have resigned.
Thanks!
Linda Hoyt

        

            
            

                
                
                    shitroughdrafts:

April 8, 2015
Dear Mr. Kerin,
It was brought to my attention by
your neighbor, John Flink, that you have two garden gnomes on your front lawn
that that were not approved by the HOA before installation. Please adhere to the guidelines
(see Appropriate Lawn Decor on page 3) and remove them within five
business days, or you will be fined.
Ellis Hills is a beautiful
neighborhood, and we keep it that way by sticking to these rules!
Thanks!
Linda Hoyt, HOA
President
 
 April 9, 2015
 Dear Mr. Kerin,
Mr. Flink emailed me this afternoon
and informed me that there are now five gnomes on your front lawn. He also said
that they are all facing his house.
 I don’t know three extra gnomes
showed up (unless they’re breeding LOL), or why they are now facing his house.
But please be advised that you are now in violation of our Allowed
Quantities of Lawn Decor rule (see page 7).
You have four days until you are
fined. Please address this issue ASAP.
Thanks!
Linda Hoyt, HOA President
 
April 10, 2015
Dear Mr. Kerin,
I drove by your house this morning
on the way to drop my children off at school and saw your lawn. There are now
over a dozen garden gnomes in your yard, all facing Mr. Flink’s house. A few of
these have been placed in sexually suggestive positions. I do not think garden
gnomes come in these positions, which means that someone (I’m not saying you)
placed them as such. Regardless, they violate the board’s rule on Appropriate
Lawn Décor Positions on page 9.
Mr. Kerin, you have three days
left to comply with the board’s rules, or you will be fined.
Are you getting these emails?
Thanks!
Linda Hoyt, HOA
President
 
April 11, 2015
Dear Mr. Kerin,
I was emailed a picture of your
lawn this morning by your neighbor John Flink, and was surprised to find that
there are now close to thirty gnomes in your lawn. Not only are they all
staring directly at his house, they are now also sexually explicit. After a
quick Yahoo search, I could not find any store that sold such “X rated” gnomes.
This gives me the impression that you made them yourself.
Mr. Kerin, I don’t know where
you’re getting the time or the money to create these monstrosities, but they
will not be tolerated. We have children in this neighborhood.
Please be advised that you have two
days left before incurring fines.
FYI you are now also in violation
of our Sexually Explicit Lawn Décor rule on page 17. Until today, I was not aware this
rule even existed.
Thanks!
Linda Hoyt, HOA
President
April 12, 2015
Dear Mr. Kerin,
I was woken up by a phone call from
John Flink at 6AM this morning. He was threatening to call the police. We have
never had the police called in this neighborhood. Not even once. I calmed him
down and went over to see what the problem was.
Mr. Kerin, the only time I’ve ever
seen an orgy was in the movie Caligula but
the scene your gnomes depict on your front lawn makes Caligula look PG. The gnomes are in positions I haven’t ever even
imagined, and even if I could have imagined them, I wouldn’t have done so with
gnomes! 
There are over one hundred of them.
I could barely see any grass through the limbs and appendages of the disgusting
little men.
One gnome in particular is wearing
a shirt that says “John Flink” on it and it is wearing a horse mask. Two other
gnomes are treating him like a horse.
This is in direct violation of an
HOA rule that the HOA just decided to make. Please see Sexually Explicit
Depictions of Neighbors as Lawn Decor in the new edition of the HOA
guidelines attached as a PDF.
You have until tomorrow, Mr. Kerin. Also, John Flink has called a
lawyer.
Thanks!
Linda Hoyt, HOA
President

April 13, 2015
Dear Mr. Kerin,
I don’t know how you did it, but thank
you for removing all of the gnomes. I’m glad we could avoid getting the
authorities involved!
Since you managed to do it before
five business days, there will be no fine, just a warning.
As a reminder, please do not place
any decorations in your yard without direct approval from the board.
Thanks!
Linda Hoyt, HOA
President
 
April 14, 2015
Dear Mr. Kerin,
It was just brought to my attention
that there is a bright pink decorative flamingo in the middle of your front
lawn.
I have also been informed that this
lawn flamingo is wearing a thong.
If you do not remove this flamingo
within five business days, expect a follow up from Kelly Lawson, as she is
taking over as HOA President. As of today I have resigned.
Thanks!
Linda Hoyt
: shitroughdrafts:

April 8, 2015
Dear Mr. Kerin,
It was brought to my attention by
your neighbor, John Flink, that you have two garden gnomes on your front lawn
that that were not approved by the HOA before installation. Please adhere to the guidelines
(see Appropriate Lawn Decor on page 3) and remove them within five
business days, or you will be fined.
Ellis Hills is a beautiful
neighborhood, and we keep it that way by sticking to these rules!
Thanks!
Linda Hoyt, HOA
President
 
 April 9, 2015
 Dear Mr. Kerin,
Mr. Flink emailed me this afternoon
and informed me that there are now five gnomes on your front lawn. He also said
that they are all facing his house.
 I don’t know three extra gnomes
showed up (unless they’re breeding LOL), or why they are now facing his house.
But please be advised that you are now in violation of our Allowed
Quantities of Lawn Decor rule (see page 7).
You have four days until you are
fined. Please address this issue ASAP.
Thanks!
Linda Hoyt, HOA President
 
April 10, 2015
Dear Mr. Kerin,
I drove by your house this morning
on the way to drop my children off at school and saw your lawn. There are now
over a dozen garden gnomes in your yard, all facing Mr. Flink’s house. A few of
these have been placed in sexually suggestive positions. I do not think garden
gnomes come in these positions, which means that someone (I’m not saying you)
placed them as such. Regardless, they violate the board’s rule on Appropriate
Lawn Décor Positions on page 9.
Mr. Kerin, you have three days
left to comply with the board’s rules, or you will be fined.
Are you getting these emails?
Thanks!
Linda Hoyt, HOA
President
 
April 11, 2015
Dear Mr. Kerin,
I was emailed a picture of your
lawn this morning by your neighbor John Flink, and was surprised to find that
there are now close to thirty gnomes in your lawn. Not only are they all
staring directly at his house, they are now also sexually explicit. After a
quick Yahoo search, I could not find any store that sold such “X rated” gnomes.
This gives me the impression that you made them yourself.
Mr. Kerin, I don’t know where
you’re getting the time or the money to create these monstrosities, but they
will not be tolerated. We have children in this neighborhood.
Please be advised that you have two
days left before incurring fines.
FYI you are now also in violation
of our Sexually Explicit Lawn Décor rule on page 17. Until today, I was not aware this
rule even existed.
Thanks!
Linda Hoyt, HOA
President
April 12, 2015
Dear Mr. Kerin,
I was woken up by a phone call from
John Flink at 6AM this morning. He was threatening to call the police. We have
never had the police called in this neighborhood. Not even once. I calmed him
down and went over to see what the problem was.
Mr. Kerin, the only time I’ve ever
seen an orgy was in the movie Caligula but
the scene your gnomes depict on your front lawn makes Caligula look PG. The gnomes are in positions I haven’t ever even
imagined, and even if I could have imagined them, I wouldn’t have done so with
gnomes! 
There are over one hundred of them.
I could barely see any grass through the limbs and appendages of the disgusting
little men.
One gnome in particular is wearing
a shirt that says “John Flink” on it and it is wearing a horse mask. Two other
gnomes are treating him like a horse.
This is in direct violation of an
HOA rule that the HOA just decided to make. Please see Sexually Explicit
Depictions of Neighbors as Lawn Decor in the new edition of the HOA
guidelines attached as a PDF.
You have until tomorrow, Mr. Kerin. Also, John Flink has called a
lawyer.
Thanks!
Linda Hoyt, HOA
President

April 13, 2015
Dear Mr. Kerin,
I don’t know how you did it, but thank
you for removing all of the gnomes. I’m glad we could avoid getting the
authorities involved!
Since you managed to do it before
five business days, there will be no fine, just a warning.
As a reminder, please do not place
any decorations in your yard without direct approval from the board.
Thanks!
Linda Hoyt, HOA
President
 
April 14, 2015
Dear Mr. Kerin,
It was just brought to my attention
that there is a bright pink decorative flamingo in the middle of your front
lawn.
I have also been informed that this
lawn flamingo is wearing a thong.
If you do not remove this flamingo
within five business days, expect a follow up from Kelly Lawson, as she is
taking over as HOA President. As of today I have resigned.
Thanks!
Linda Hoyt

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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 🔞 Please share this and make sure this minor and minor supporter are not following you 🔞 pretti-princess.tumblr.com is a fifteen year old  who sells a private Snapchat featuring “ass and thong pics, occasionally more”?! If you ever think checking your followers is a waste of time, here is another perfect example of why you should monitor the people who follow you. The user daddys-littlecherry.tumblr.com sent me a DM and I went to her “following” page only see she follows a LOT of my mutuals, and at the top of the page? A 15 year old child. If you don’t approve of minors in kink or minor supporters, then BLOCK: Pretti-princess.tumblr.com
Pretti-princess.tumblr.com
Pretti-princess.tumblr.comAnd 
Daddys-littlecherry.tumblr.com
Daddys-littlecherry.tumblr.com
Daddys-littlecherry.tumblr.comAND REBLOG THIS POST
Please go to this blog and just start reporting every dude sending her asks about buying her shit. They are all clearly adults this is so wrong. It’s creepy that I started to go to block the dudes interacting with her and I already had most of them blocked..


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 pretti-princess
 oxo
 but is actually
 Nevaeh
 Hey
 15f Scorpio Bi
 Premium snap $15
 Into older guys
 Luv to smoke a blunt
 Pizza is life
 Message me,I won't tell ;)

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 Daily ass and panty pics. Occasionally I post
 something more ;) I also chat on there a lot and am a
 lot more responsive than on here.
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 snap)
 #sexy pic #spoil me #single #selfie #cutie #cute girls
 #cute #virgin #lips #like for more #older men #fill my
 inbox #inbox me #message me #panties #p See all
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 My snap I had got banned
 So I decided to make a premium snap for $15
 You get added forever and I'll post stories daily plus
 sexy stuff. Hmu if ur interested

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 CRYBABY
 Little Ilove my Daddy| NSFWIblah blah blah
 18+ please
 POSTS
 FOLLOWING
 pretti-princess
 Nevaeh
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 keefinupwiththejoneses
 Mostly about Cannabis.
 Follow
 baby-princess-c
 Little Space
 Follow
 littlemsdangerous
 Just a Little Dangerous
 Follow
 quietbella
 18+
 rosynymphett
quietbella:
littlesativabug:


quietbella:
Stay safe. Mark your NSFW blogs as 18+. Report underage girls selling porn, it’s illegal. Keep children out of inappropriate communities. Prevent adults from manipulating little girls on the Internet. 
 🔞 Please share this and make sure this minor and minor supporter are not following you 🔞 pretti-princess.tumblr.com is a fifteen year old  who sells a private Snapchat featuring “ass and thong pics, occasionally more”?! If you ever think checking your followers is a waste of time, here is another perfect example of why you should monitor the people who follow you. The user daddys-littlecherry.tumblr.com sent me a DM and I went to her “following” page only see she follows a LOT of my mutuals, and at the top of the page? A 15 year old child. If you don’t approve of minors in kink or minor supporters, then BLOCK: Pretti-princess.tumblr.com
Pretti-princess.tumblr.com
Pretti-princess.tumblr.comAnd 
Daddys-littlecherry.tumblr.com
Daddys-littlecherry.tumblr.com
Daddys-littlecherry.tumblr.comAND REBLOG THIS POST
Please go to this blog and just start reporting every dude sending her asks about buying her shit. They are all clearly adults this is so wrong. It’s creepy that I started to go to block the dudes interacting with her and I already had most of them blocked..


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                    quietbella:
littlesativabug:


quietbella:
Stay safe. Mark your NSFW blogs as 18+. Report underage girls selling porn, it’s illegal. Keep children out of inappropriate communities. Prevent adults from manipulating little girls on the Internet. 
 🔞 Please share this and make sure this minor and minor supporter are not following you 🔞 pretti-princess.tumblr.com is a fifteen year old  who sells a private Snapchat featuring “ass and thong pics, occasionally more”?! If you ever think checking your followers is a waste of time, here is another perfect example of why you should monitor the people who follow you. The user daddys-littlecherry.tumblr.com sent me a DM and I went to her “following” page only see she follows a LOT of my mutuals, and at the top of the page? A 15 year old child. If you don’t approve of minors in kink or minor supporters, then BLOCK: Pretti-princess.tumblr.com
Pretti-princess.tumblr.com
Pretti-princess.tumblr.comAnd 
Daddys-littlecherry.tumblr.com
Daddys-littlecherry.tumblr.com
Daddys-littlecherry.tumblr.comAND REBLOG THIS POST
Please go to this blog and just start reporting every dude sending her asks about buying her shit. They are all clearly adults this is so wrong. It’s creepy that I started to go to block the dudes interacting with her and I already had most of them blocked..


That too! ↑	
: AT&T
 7:58 PM
 pretti-princess
 oxo
 but is actually
 Nevaeh
 Hey
 15f Scorpio Bi
 Premium snap $15
 Into older guys
 Luv to smoke a blunt
 Pizza is life
 Message me,I won't tell ;)

 all AT&T
 7:58 PM
 pretti-princess QOå Follow
 ustabiglover said
 What is included in your premium?
 Daily ass and panty pics. Occasionally I post
 something more ;) I also chat on there a lot and am a
 lot more responsive than on here.
 67 notes
 Message me if u are interested in my premium
 snap)
 #sexy pic #spoil me #single #selfie #cutie #cute girls
 #cute #virgin #lips #like for more #older men #fill my
 inbox #inbox me #message me #panties #p See all
 315 notes

 all AT&T
 7:58 PM
 pretti-princess QOå Follow
 20 notes
 My snap I had got banned
 So I decided to make a premium snap for $15
 You get added forever and I'll post stories daily plus
 sexy stuff. Hmu if ur interested

 AT&T
 7:59 PM
 daddys-littlecherry Q 6 8 Follow
 CRYBABY
 Little Ilove my Daddy| NSFWIblah blah blah
 18+ please
 POSTS
 FOLLOWING
 pretti-princess
 Nevaeh
 Follow
 keefinupwiththejoneses
 Mostly about Cannabis.
 Follow
 baby-princess-c
 Little Space
 Follow
 littlemsdangerous
 Just a Little Dangerous
 Follow
 quietbella
 18+
 rosynymphett
quietbella:
littlesativabug:


quietbella:
Stay safe. Mark your NSFW blogs as 18+. Report underage girls selling porn, it’s illegal. Keep children out of inappropriate communities. Prevent adults from manipulating little girls on the Internet. 
 🔞 Please share this and make sure this minor and minor supporter are not following you 🔞 pretti-princess.tumblr.com is a fifteen year old  who sells a private Snapchat featuring “ass and thong pics, occasionally more”?! If you ever think checking your followers is a waste of time, here is another perfect example of why you should monitor the people who follow you. The user daddys-littlecherry.tumblr.com sent me a DM and I went to her “following” page only see she follows a LOT of my mutuals, and at the top of the page? A 15 year old child. If you don’t approve of minors in kink or minor supporters, then BLOCK: Pretti-princess.tumblr.com
Pretti-princess.tumblr.com
Pretti-princess.tumblr.comAnd 
Daddys-littlecherry.tumblr.com
Daddys-littlecherry.tumblr.com
Daddys-littlecherry.tumblr.comAND REBLOG THIS POST
Please go to this blog and just start reporting every dude sending her asks about buying her shit. They are all clearly adults this is so wrong. It’s creepy that I started to go to block the dudes interacting with her and I already had most of them blocked..


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        <p><a href="http://lastsonlost.tumblr.com/post/166728436482/liberscaryrynn-catch-me-in-my-jongs-ooh-dat" class="tumblr_blog">lastsonlost</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://liberscaryrynn.tumblr.com/post/166726564674/catch-me-in-my-jongs" class="tumblr_blog">liberscaryrynn</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Catch me in my Jongs.</p></blockquote>
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Ooh dat dress so scandalous<br/>And ya know another nigga couldn’t handle it<br/>See ya shakin that thang like who’s da ish<br/>With a look in ya eye so devilish

<br/></p><p style="">

Uh<br/>Ya like to dance at all the hip hop spots<br/>And ya cruise to the crews like connect da dots<br/>Not just urban she likes the pop<br/>Cuz she was livin la vida loca

<br/></p><p>

She had dumps like a truck truck truck<br/>Thighs like what what what<br/>Baby move your butt butt butt<br/>Uh<br/>I think to sing it again<br/>She had dumps like a truck truck truck<br/>Thighs like what what what<br/>All night long<br/>Let me see that 

Jong.<br/><br/></p></blockquote>

<p>Ba-bay</p><p>That Jong, J-Jong Jong Jong</p>: Thong jeans are just the latest
 weird fashion trend
 Posted: Oct 20, 2017 11:18 PM EDT
 Updated: Oct 20, 2017 11:27 PM EDT
 Adam McDonald, Digital Producer, Meredith CONNECT

 The thong jeans made their debut at Amazon Fashion
 Week Tokyo by Japanese designer Thibaut.
 ADo Yahoo Style UK
 Follow
 YAHOO
 @YahooStyleUK
 This Japanese designer wants you to wear
 thong jeans bit.ly/2hPGBRn
 9:00 AM - Oct 19, 2017
 9512 t775 2,703
<p><a href="http://lastsonlost.tumblr.com/post/166728436482/liberscaryrynn-catch-me-in-my-jongs-ooh-dat" class="tumblr_blog">lastsonlost</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://liberscaryrynn.tumblr.com/post/166726564674/catch-me-in-my-jongs" class="tumblr_blog">liberscaryrynn</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Catch me in my Jongs.</p></blockquote>
<p style="">

Ooh dat dress so scandalous<br/>And ya know another nigga couldn’t handle it<br/>See ya shakin that thang like who’s da ish<br/>With a look in ya eye so devilish

<br/></p><p style="">

Uh<br/>Ya like to dance at all the hip hop spots<br/>And ya cruise to the crews like connect da dots<br/>Not just urban she likes the pop<br/>Cuz she was livin la vida loca

<br/></p><p>

She had dumps like a truck truck truck<br/>Thighs like what what what<br/>Baby move your butt butt butt<br/>Uh<br/>I think to sing it again<br/>She had dumps like a truck truck truck<br/>Thighs like what what what<br/>All night long<br/>Let me see that 

Jong.<br/><br/></p></blockquote>

<p>Ba-bay</p><p>That Jong, J-Jong Jong Jong</p>
        

            
            

                
                
                    <p><a href="http://lastsonlost.tumblr.com/post/166728436482/liberscaryrynn-catch-me-in-my-jongs-ooh-dat" class="tumblr_blog">lastsonlost</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://liberscaryrynn.tumblr.com/post/166726564674/catch-me-in-my-jongs" class="tumblr_blog">liberscaryrynn</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Catch me in my Jongs.</p></blockquote>
<p style="">

Ooh dat dress so scandalous<br/>And ya know another nigga couldn’t handle it<br/>See ya shakin that thang like who’s da ish<br/>With a look in ya eye so devilish

<br/></p><p style="">

Uh<br/>Ya like to dance at all the hip hop spots<br/>And ya cruise to the crews like connect da dots<br/>Not just urban she likes the pop<br/>Cuz she was livin la vida loca

<br/></p><p>

She had dumps like a truck truck truck<br/>Thighs like what what what<br/>Baby move your butt butt butt<br/>Uh<br/>I think to sing it again<br/>She had dumps like a truck truck truck<br/>Thighs like what what what<br/>All night long<br/>Let me see that 

Jong.<br/><br/></p></blockquote>

<p>Ba-bay</p><p>That Jong, J-Jong Jong Jong</p>: Thong jeans are just the latest
 weird fashion trend
 Posted: Oct 20, 2017 11:18 PM EDT
 Updated: Oct 20, 2017 11:27 PM EDT
 Adam McDonald, Digital Producer, Meredith CONNECT

 The thong jeans made their debut at Amazon Fashion
 Week Tokyo by Japanese designer Thibaut.
 ADo Yahoo Style UK
 Follow
 YAHOO
 @YahooStyleUK
 This Japanese designer wants you to wear
 thong jeans bit.ly/2hPGBRn
 9:00 AM - Oct 19, 2017
 9512 t775 2,703
<p><a href="http://lastsonlost.tumblr.com/post/166728436482/liberscaryrynn-catch-me-in-my-jongs-ooh-dat" class="tumblr_blog">lastsonlost</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://liberscaryrynn.tumblr.com/post/166726564674/catch-me-in-my-jongs" class="tumblr_blog">liberscaryrynn</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Catch me in my Jongs.</p></blockquote>
<p style="">

Ooh dat dress so scandalous<br/>And ya know another nigga couldn’t handle it<br/>See ya shakin that thang like who’s da ish<br/>With a look in ya eye so devilish

<br/></p><p style="">

Uh<br/>Ya like to dance at all the hip hop spots<br/>And ya cruise to the crews like connect da dots<br/>Not just urban she likes the pop<br/>Cuz she was livin la vida loca

<br/></p><p>

She had dumps like a truck truck truck<br/>Thighs like what what what<br/>Baby move your butt butt butt<br/>Uh<br/>I think to sing it again<br/>She had dumps like a truck truck truck<br/>Thighs like what what what<br/>All night long<br/>Let me see that 

Jong.<br/><br/></p></blockquote>

<p>Ba-bay</p><p>That Jong, J-Jong Jong Jong</p>
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        Dalam foto tersebut, model berusia 24 tahun ini berbaring di tangga dengan mata terpejam dan sambil menggantungkan sebatang rokok di bibirnya. Dalam caption foto tersebut Sahara menuliskan "No Filter, Vibes Tho." . Sahara memang dikenal sering memamerkan tubuh indahnya di akun Instagramnya, belum lama ini ia juga sempat mengunggah video dirinya bersama model cantik, Meredith Hennessy yang sedang menari di depan kamera dengan mengenakan bikini. . Hal ini yang membuat netizen menganggap bahwa Sahara mengidap naked ambition disorder atau ambisi untuk tampil tak berbusana. infia infiashowbiz sahararay justinbieber: infia
 showbiz
 Mantan kekasih
 Justin Bieber, Sahara
 Ray memajang foto
 dirinya hanya
 dengan mengenakan
 black thong dan
 gaun tembus
 pandang di akun
 Instagram
 miliknya. Hal
 tersebut membuat
 dirinya diduga
 mengidap naked
 ambition disorder
 oleh para netizer
 selebriti
 Foto: instagramcopyS
Dalam foto tersebut, model berusia 24 tahun ini berbaring di tangga dengan mata terpejam dan sambil menggantungkan sebatang rokok di bibirnya. Dalam caption foto tersebut Sahara menuliskan "No Filter, Vibes Tho." . Sahara memang dikenal sering memamerkan tubuh indahnya di akun Instagramnya, belum lama ini ia juga sempat mengunggah video dirinya bersama model cantik, Meredith Hennessy yang sedang menari di depan kamera dengan mengenakan bikini. . Hal ini yang membuat netizen menganggap bahwa Sahara mengidap naked ambition disorder atau ambisi untuk tampil tak berbusana. infia infiashowbiz sahararay justinbieber
        

            
            

                
                
                    Dalam foto tersebut, model berusia 24 tahun ini berbaring di tangga dengan mata terpejam dan sambil menggantungkan sebatang rokok di bibirnya. Dalam caption foto tersebut Sahara menuliskan "No Filter, Vibes Tho." . Sahara memang dikenal sering memamerkan tubuh indahnya di akun Instagramnya, belum lama ini ia juga sempat mengunggah video dirinya bersama model cantik, Meredith Hennessy yang sedang menari di depan kamera dengan mengenakan bikini. . Hal ini yang membuat netizen menganggap bahwa Sahara mengidap naked ambition disorder atau ambisi untuk tampil tak berbusana. infia infiashowbiz sahararay justinbieber: infia
 showbiz
 Mantan kekasih
 Justin Bieber, Sahara
 Ray memajang foto
 dirinya hanya
 dengan mengenakan
 black thong dan
 gaun tembus
 pandang di akun
 Instagram
 miliknya. Hal
 tersebut membuat
 dirinya diduga
 mengidap naked
 ambition disorder
 oleh para netizer
 selebriti
 Foto: instagramcopyS
Dalam foto tersebut, model berusia 24 tahun ini berbaring di tangga dengan mata terpejam dan sambil menggantungkan sebatang rokok di bibirnya. Dalam caption foto tersebut Sahara menuliskan "No Filter, Vibes Tho." . Sahara memang dikenal sering memamerkan tubuh indahnya di akun Instagramnya, belum lama ini ia juga sempat mengunggah video dirinya bersama model cantik, Meredith Hennessy yang sedang menari di depan kamera dengan mengenakan bikini. . Hal ini yang membuat netizen menganggap bahwa Sahara mengidap naked ambition disorder atau ambisi untuk tampil tak berbusana. infia infiashowbiz sahararay justinbieber
                    
                
            

            
                
                
Dalam foto tersebut, model berusia 24 tahun ini berbaring di tangga dengan mata terpejam dan sambil menggantungkan sebatang rokok di bibi...

                
            
            
        

    

    

        
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        These Ridiculous Stories Show Just How Far People Will Go To Make a Buck: It wasnt for money, but I once licked a
 schoolbus window for a full minute in exchange
 for a chocolate bar.
 I hope this gets seen. Havn't told many people.
 In 8th grade we were dissecting frogs. A kid in
 my lab group bet me a hundred bucks I
 wouldn't eat the liver. I ate the liver. Yes it was
 dripping in formaldehyde. Teacher saw and I
 managed to convince her it was nothing. That
 night I got so embarrassed that I called the kid
 and told him I didn't eat the liver and that I
 faked it. So technically I ate a paisonous piece
 of frog for nothing at all,
 licked 5 of my friends bare feet (I'm talking heel
 to toe) for $10 a pop, easiest $50 I've ever
 made :)
 would not do again:
 1 drank a shot of blue Dawn dish detergent for
 $S in my high school biology class. I threw up
 green foam in the next period
 Wasn't for money, but I "married" a boy in
 elementary school for a box of Crayola Silver
 Swirl Crayons. Bitch didn't even pay up.
 A guy approached me outside my gym after a
 workout and paid me $100 to smell my feet.
 Not my finest moment, but when attending
 college in the early 00's, a guy who lived on my
 floor shaved his own head, put the resulting
 hair in a shopping bag, and then said that he
 would pay me $20 to eat all of it. I accepted.
 My father bet me twenty bucks I wouldn't eat
 half of a live bluegill...thinking my then
 seventeen girl guts could't do t, he was
 shocked when I bit the wriggling fish in half and
 swallowed half of it. I bought a knife with the
 You will be our leader,
 Sent naked pictures for RuneScape gold... not
 proud. 60m, fair deal though.
 Friend expelied a kidney stone. I ate it for 20
 I was at a beer festival and chugged from a
 dump bucket that everyone would dump their
 beer into after tasting it. My friend paid me $10
 bucks and some random guy tossed in another
 $5. All in all, I'd do it again.
 Same year some eccentric rich old lady
 pulled me aside at the restaurant I work
 at and asked me to be a waiter at her
 parisian style engagement party for her
 friend. She said I get $500. So I said
 sure. Arrived when she asked me to.
 Turns out she wanted to paint me gold
 glue on gold leaves to my body, and
 have me wear a gold thong, and only a
 gold thong. I did it. Got $500 bucks plus
 tons of tips from crazy ladies. And I only
 lost two points of dignity
 Worked retail.
These Ridiculous Stories Show Just How Far People Will Go To Make a Buck
        

            
            

                
                
                    These Ridiculous Stories Show Just How Far People Will Go To Make a Buck: It wasnt for money, but I once licked a
 schoolbus window for a full minute in exchange
 for a chocolate bar.
 I hope this gets seen. Havn't told many people.
 In 8th grade we were dissecting frogs. A kid in
 my lab group bet me a hundred bucks I
 wouldn't eat the liver. I ate the liver. Yes it was
 dripping in formaldehyde. Teacher saw and I
 managed to convince her it was nothing. That
 night I got so embarrassed that I called the kid
 and told him I didn't eat the liver and that I
 faked it. So technically I ate a paisonous piece
 of frog for nothing at all,
 licked 5 of my friends bare feet (I'm talking heel
 to toe) for $10 a pop, easiest $50 I've ever
 made :)
 would not do again:
 1 drank a shot of blue Dawn dish detergent for
 $S in my high school biology class. I threw up
 green foam in the next period
 Wasn't for money, but I "married" a boy in
 elementary school for a box of Crayola Silver
 Swirl Crayons. Bitch didn't even pay up.
 A guy approached me outside my gym after a
 workout and paid me $100 to smell my feet.
 Not my finest moment, but when attending
 college in the early 00's, a guy who lived on my
 floor shaved his own head, put the resulting
 hair in a shopping bag, and then said that he
 would pay me $20 to eat all of it. I accepted.
 My father bet me twenty bucks I wouldn't eat
 half of a live bluegill...thinking my then
 seventeen girl guts could't do t, he was
 shocked when I bit the wriggling fish in half and
 swallowed half of it. I bought a knife with the
 You will be our leader,
 Sent naked pictures for RuneScape gold... not
 proud. 60m, fair deal though.
 Friend expelied a kidney stone. I ate it for 20
 I was at a beer festival and chugged from a
 dump bucket that everyone would dump their
 beer into after tasting it. My friend paid me $10
 bucks and some random guy tossed in another
 $5. All in all, I'd do it again.
 Same year some eccentric rich old lady
 pulled me aside at the restaurant I work
 at and asked me to be a waiter at her
 parisian style engagement party for her
 friend. She said I get $500. So I said
 sure. Arrived when she asked me to.
 Turns out she wanted to paint me gold
 glue on gold leaves to my body, and
 have me wear a gold thong, and only a
 gold thong. I did it. Got $500 bucks plus
 tons of tips from crazy ladies. And I only
 lost two points of dignity
 Worked retail.
These Ridiculous Stories Show Just How Far People Will Go To Make a Buck
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        So one of my followers DM me saying: "Have you ever met 'Mr. I'm too Perfect'? You see Mr. P is a sexy, motivated, funny, intelligent and extremely likable guy who makes calculated moves that force unsuspecting women in2 the grey area of 'are we dating or just hooking up?' Mr. P has an estimated bajillion women ready to marry him at the drop of an 'I love you.' Time to move on or accept the challenge?" Ok lemme drop a little science on Mr. PP, because I may know a thing or two about this type 😇. First things first, keep it very G with old boy - but don't do the most. Find a balance. If u fawn over him too early on, he gon take u for granted. But don't fall into the trap of doing the other extreme and rubbing his face in his shit. Like when a girl wanna mention that she dated ball players and actors. Fuck they got to do with me? 😂 I done dated models but I don't harp on that shit. Mr. PP ain't used to girls treating him like a regular dude. Give him that gift and watch it work magic 🤗. Second, tease him. Mr. PP is used to hearing about his perfection so relentlessly bust the fuck out of his balls. If he wearing a pink tie u could be all "OK SO WE DOING PINK TIES NOW THAT'S ADORABLE. YOU GOT A PINK THONG TO MATCH THAT PINK TIE, MR. PINKYSAURUS REX? HOW BOUT A PINK ROMPER. MATTER FACT YOUR XMAS GIFT IS A PINK ROMPER AND IMMA MAKE U WEAR IT OL PINK BUTTERCUP LOOKIN ASS LOL." Last of all, starve him. Get into a nice lil texting discussion and then leave him ice cold. U feel me? Like y'all bantering on Monday and poof...ghost till Wednesday. Fuck his circuitry up. Cross his wires. Have him worrying u spent Tuesday getting that long pipe from your ex. "But smash I hate these games why do I need to play games argh! I'll just live with cats I'm done 😫." Ok Cat Lady u the one who wanted to fuck with Mr. PP, I'm just giving u the game! U don't like this game? Might I suggest Christian Mingle - find u a nice boy named Peter who gon make loving missionary sexytime to u and have u in a Honda Odyssey. But if u wanna have Mr. PP chirren and ride in that big body Audi Q7 u gotta approach shit a lil different. Ya get me! Bless up 😍😂😂😂: Let's go shopping!
So one of my followers DM me saying: "Have you ever met 'Mr. I'm too Perfect'? You see Mr. P is a sexy, motivated, funny, intelligent and extremely likable guy who makes calculated moves that force unsuspecting women in2 the grey area of 'are we dating or just hooking up?' Mr. P has an estimated bajillion women ready to marry him at the drop of an 'I love you.' Time to move on or accept the challenge?" Ok lemme drop a little science on Mr. PP, because I may know a thing or two about this type 😇. First things first, keep it very G with old boy - but don't do the most. Find a balance. If u fawn over him too early on, he gon take u for granted. But don't fall into the trap of doing the other extreme and rubbing his face in his shit. Like when a girl wanna mention that she dated ball players and actors. Fuck they got to do with me? 😂 I done dated models but I don't harp on that shit. Mr. PP ain't used to girls treating him like a regular dude. Give him that gift and watch it work magic 🤗. Second, tease him. Mr. PP is used to hearing about his perfection so relentlessly bust the fuck out of his balls. If he wearing a pink tie u could be all "OK SO WE DOING PINK TIES NOW THAT'S ADORABLE. YOU GOT A PINK THONG TO MATCH THAT PINK TIE, MR. PINKYSAURUS REX? HOW BOUT A PINK ROMPER. MATTER FACT YOUR XMAS GIFT IS A PINK ROMPER AND IMMA MAKE U WEAR IT OL PINK BUTTERCUP LOOKIN ASS LOL." Last of all, starve him. Get into a nice lil texting discussion and then leave him ice cold. U feel me? Like y'all bantering on Monday and poof...ghost till Wednesday. Fuck his circuitry up. Cross his wires. Have him worrying u spent Tuesday getting that long pipe from your ex. "But smash I hate these games why do I need to play games argh! I'll just live with cats I'm done 😫." Ok Cat Lady u the one who wanted to fuck with Mr. PP, I'm just giving u the game! U don't like this game? Might I suggest Christian Mingle - find u a nice boy named Peter who gon make loving missionary sexytime to u and have u in a Honda Odyssey. But if u wanna have Mr. PP chirren and ride in that big body Audi Q7 u gotta approach shit a lil different. Ya get me! Bless up 😍😂😂😂
        

            
            

                
                
                    So one of my followers DM me saying: "Have you ever met 'Mr. I'm too Perfect'? You see Mr. P is a sexy, motivated, funny, intelligent and extremely likable guy who makes calculated moves that force unsuspecting women in2 the grey area of 'are we dating or just hooking up?' Mr. P has an estimated bajillion women ready to marry him at the drop of an 'I love you.' Time to move on or accept the challenge?" Ok lemme drop a little science on Mr. PP, because I may know a thing or two about this type 😇. First things first, keep it very G with old boy - but don't do the most. Find a balance. If u fawn over him too early on, he gon take u for granted. But don't fall into the trap of doing the other extreme and rubbing his face in his shit. Like when a girl wanna mention that she dated ball players and actors. Fuck they got to do with me? 😂 I done dated models but I don't harp on that shit. Mr. PP ain't used to girls treating him like a regular dude. Give him that gift and watch it work magic 🤗. Second, tease him. Mr. PP is used to hearing about his perfection so relentlessly bust the fuck out of his balls. If he wearing a pink tie u could be all "OK SO WE DOING PINK TIES NOW THAT'S ADORABLE. YOU GOT A PINK THONG TO MATCH THAT PINK TIE, MR. PINKYSAURUS REX? HOW BOUT A PINK ROMPER. MATTER FACT YOUR XMAS GIFT IS A PINK ROMPER AND IMMA MAKE U WEAR IT OL PINK BUTTERCUP LOOKIN ASS LOL." Last of all, starve him. Get into a nice lil texting discussion and then leave him ice cold. U feel me? Like y'all bantering on Monday and poof...ghost till Wednesday. Fuck his circuitry up. Cross his wires. Have him worrying u spent Tuesday getting that long pipe from your ex. "But smash I hate these games why do I need to play games argh! I'll just live with cats I'm done 😫." Ok Cat Lady u the one who wanted to fuck with Mr. PP, I'm just giving u the game! U don't like this game? Might I suggest Christian Mingle - find u a nice boy named Peter who gon make loving missionary sexytime to u and have u in a Honda Odyssey. But if u wanna have Mr. PP chirren and ride in that big body Audi Q7 u gotta approach shit a lil different. Ya get me! Bless up 😍😂😂😂: Let's go shopping!
So one of my followers DM me saying: "Have you ever met 'Mr. I'm too Perfect'? You see Mr. P is a sexy, motivated, funny, intelligent and extremely likable guy who makes calculated moves that force unsuspecting women in2 the grey area of 'are we dating or just hooking up?' Mr. P has an estimated bajillion women ready to marry him at the drop of an 'I love you.' Time to move on or accept the challenge?" Ok lemme drop a little science on Mr. PP, because I may know a thing or two about this type 😇. First things first, keep it very G with old boy - but don't do the most. Find a balance. If u fawn over him too early on, he gon take u for granted. But don't fall into the trap of doing the other extreme and rubbing his face in his shit. Like when a girl wanna mention that she dated ball players and actors. Fuck they got to do with me? 😂 I done dated models but I don't harp on that shit. Mr. PP ain't used to girls treating him like a regular dude. Give him that gift and watch it work magic 🤗. Second, tease him. Mr. PP is used to hearing about his perfection so relentlessly bust the fuck out of his balls. If he wearing a pink tie u could be all "OK SO WE DOING PINK TIES NOW THAT'S ADORABLE. YOU GOT A PINK THONG TO MATCH THAT PINK TIE, MR. PINKYSAURUS REX? HOW BOUT A PINK ROMPER. MATTER FACT YOUR XMAS GIFT IS A PINK ROMPER AND IMMA MAKE U WEAR IT OL PINK BUTTERCUP LOOKIN ASS LOL." Last of all, starve him. Get into a nice lil texting discussion and then leave him ice cold. U feel me? Like y'all bantering on Monday and poof...ghost till Wednesday. Fuck his circuitry up. Cross his wires. Have him worrying u spent Tuesday getting that long pipe from your ex. "But smash I hate these games why do I need to play games argh! I'll just live with cats I'm done 😫." Ok Cat Lady u the one who wanted to fuck with Mr. PP, I'm just giving u the game! U don't like this game? Might I suggest Christian Mingle - find u a nice boy named Peter who gon make loving missionary sexytime to u and have u in a Honda Odyssey. But if u wanna have Mr. PP chirren and ride in that big body Audi Q7 u gotta approach shit a lil different. Ya get me! Bless up 😍😂😂😂
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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