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Post from a guy I use to work with, I think I'm finally ready to just unfriend him....: ... 9 mins I ran to the store this morning to grab a couple things. All throughout I heard a kid open mouth coughing. I made it my quest to find out who this nasty little germ spreader was and finally found him as I was leaving. This kid is still hacking like a dog at the checkouts and I turned to see what I thought I would. It was one of those free range parents, the ones who don't enforce rules or think their kids should never be told no. You can spot em from at least 100 yards. Anyway, little Axlerod or Riderstorf or Anakin keeps hacking away as I walk out the door. But this isn't the worst part of the story. I get everything loaded in the trunk and here comes patient zero and his dad who was one of those guys who had kids in his 40s because he was finally done adventuring and it was cool to finally have a couple. So as they're walking I hear the dad say, "All right buddy, now we get to go home and have some raisin bran crunch!" Now I don't know if it constitutes child abuse, but no kid should have to hear those words. It's bad enough his house probably smells like a Bernie Sanders rally, now the kid has to eat rocks for breakfast. I guess the moral of the story is tell your kids to wash his hands, because we know you didn't vaccinate him, and he's gonna need all the help he can get. O Like Comment Post from a guy I use to work with, I think I'm finally ready to just unfriend him....

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"I don't want you to stop using AAVE, I just want you to feel miserable about it.": This has been said a thousand times and articulated better than I could ever hope to, but l'm so tired of yts and nb pocs using aave. y'all abuse, misuse, and take credit for language created by black folks (esp black women and black gay men) and then toss it aside when it's no longer cool and trendy. So many black ppl grow up feeling alienated from their own language, having parents, teachers, and peers that scold and make fun of them for sounding "uneducated" and now the same people that teased us have taken claim of language that black people had to eliminate from our lexicon just to be taken seriously. So no, nonblack El Be Gee Tees, you did not coin let's get this bread, wig, shade, or tea. It was uneducated blacks that you look down your nose at that did. And honestly I just have to laugh when y'all complain about cishets misusing bottom and top or whatever. Because when we ask for not to do the same thing, y'all give us the same ole, "well no one owns a language" or "it's just slang anyway." It's tired and pathetic. Y'all are no better than your cishet counterparts. White people and nonblack pocs can reblog just keep your thoughts to yourself I seen several people in the tags say "x is aave? i won't use it anymore" And like, 1. That's a lie. Even if you stop for couple weeks, you'll definitely start again when you see the next cool, new "internet slang" (i.e. aave) that stan/gay twitter "came up with." So saying you won't do it anymore is just an empty platitude to make you feel better about yourself. 2. That isn't the point. Whatever, keep using let's get this bread or wig, like I said, y'all aren't going to stop anyway. I want you to become conscious and hyperaware that you're doing it. Every time one of those words/phrases crosses your lips I want you to think, "What would be the reaction if a black person said this? Would they treated the same way as me? Or would others (and myself) view them as lesser and uneducated? Why is that I don't face scrutiny for using these words and they do?" And think long and hard about the answers to those questions because you already know what they are Be aware of your privilege, y'all. And be better allies to black folk. Source 13,696 notes Dec 29th, 2019 "I don't want you to stop using AAVE, I just want you to feel miserable about it."

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Humble brag on TIFU. Whoops, winning. This might be Charlie Sheen.: I drank too much while I was with friends one night and lets say it was a nice night. Of course I did something about my hangover by searching google for a treatment for it. My head hurt so bad and I was just desperate for soemone to help me. So the door to my room opened and I thought "I'll pretend l'm still drunk lol". My girlfriend came in with her friend who was straight up 20/10 (Ik its a high) andl got a hard-on. They sat next to me and my girlfriend said she'd get me something to drink to treat my dying self. Left alone in my room, with her friend, she asked me if I was drunk and I said "Nah". She came over my bed and whispered "We have a bit of time". Those words are the best. So anyway, I started blasting, we got caught, and I felt hell getting shot right at me. I regret doing what I did because my girl was sweet and kind and always treated me right, my parents really liked her as well, but I didn't really feel her passion and my passion for her anymore. So, I am dating her friend now and its been a blast since then. She's really kind and sweet as well but in a different way. I just have to say I fucked up because I enjoyed all the memories of being with my ex and I used to love her with all my heart. Anyway I love someone else now so you don't have to worry or tell me l'm mean. TL;DR: Got drunk, had a hangover, got laid by my (old) girlfriends friend, got caught, broke up, dating the friend and we're happy. Humble brag on TIFU. Whoops, winning. This might be Charlie Sheen.
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Return of the class clown, this boot got held back in basic for 5 extra weeks for not being able to handle it, but it was the "hardest training the US has to offer" after all. 🤦‍♂️: 44 likes -! don't care what you think I've been though as a Marine, the hardest part of my life is saying goodbye to her every night across the US, when I leave for another airport, another train, another car ride, or worse another night where I can't hear her voice say it back. I love my wife with an unexplainable amount of my soul. I've been put through some of the hardest training the US has to offer, and I still hurt more saying those words. I have nothing left to prove except to her, I earn that right to be a good husband and work twice as hard at that than this job. Than any job even. My enlistment will end some day, my vows don't. I'm trained to run through the storm of chaos, literally forged to not think twice about it, and let some one be between me and my chance to see her again, Kait is the strongest woman I know, she's my best friend and my biggest ally against the harsh world we fight to live in together. She's the queen to my castle and l'd give my all to guard the gate. It's been another couple weeks without seeing her and I have no doubt in my mind about the love we cherish. She pulls me up when I'm truly down, she puts in for me what no one else ever has, she looks out for me when she can't physically see my eyes. The crest I wear to the left of my heart always has a picture of her behind it, I wouldn't be half the man I am if I didn't have her voice echoing for me to fight for another day. I love you Kaitlyn, forever semper fidelis View all 2 comments Return of the class clown, this boot got held back in basic for 5 extra weeks for not being able to handle it, but it was the "hardest training the US has to offer" after all. 🤦‍♂️

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I certainly didn’t expect that intense of a reaction: 2:11 Q Search Facebook I think it's extra fucked up that he showed no remorse after the fact 1d Like Reply yup. So many people that I know are excusing his actions because others' terrible actions have beens excused. Like Reply 21h it's mind boggling... I've only seen a small snippet of the terrible things that he has done and it's disgusting. The only thing that's preventing him from doing this again is the risk of getting caught... not to mention, people that do these things are much more likely to commit violence towards people. Like Reply 21h showed no remorse??? He did his time... What're yall talking about? He admitted to HIS wrongs in it all, and to clarify because I got mad love for you, HE DID NOT FIGHT AND BEAT AND TORTURE DOGS, HOWEVER... he allowed a venue for his family members to do so. It's been over 10 years, Ben Roethlisberger has since raped a woman, Ray Lewis beat his wife up on an elevator. Our president is a pig, and we are talking about Michael Vick why? Think about it this way... Have you ever made a mistake in your life that you learned from? How would you like it if your whole life 13 years later, actions of your family members still haunt you. I love animals like the next person, and he was wrong to ALLOW that but he went to jail and served his time. What's stopping him from doing it again was the repercussions of prison. And just so you're aware... Today more than 35% of animals are being used to for profit fighting. Slaughtering an animal to eat it is just as bad as dog fighting in my opinion. And THAT is big business. Like Reply 3h none of that justifies anything he has done. Just because there is other animal abuse going on somewhere else does not negate what he has done. Abuse is NOT a mistake. I have made mistakes, I have not abused and tortured animals. Participating or standing by and watching others do it without making an effort to stop it are equally bad. and admitting to wrong doings is not the same as showing remorse. He got caught and had no other choice otherwise he probably would have had a lot more consequences for his actions. Like Reply 1h nahhh 28m Like Reply good comeback Like 27m Reply no matter what you say you're wrong you're holding someone accountable for something they've already been held accountable for by the law. You're a fucking nobody. One day you too will face judgement before God on your wrongdoings, and you better pray that your sins are no more significant. If you believe in God, then you're already doomed for hell. Think about that. Like Reply 25m Like Reply 24m You're the fucking idiot here Just remember that. That's laughable. Like Reply 23m couldn't comeback with a valid argument so you try to attack me personally... nice. Like Reply 23m couldn't comeback with a valid argument so you try to attack me personally... nice. Like Reply 23m my argument was valid, especially if you have sinned. Considering no one sin is greater than the other. But being the fucking idiot Christian you are... You don't get that, because you don't really love your God. If you did, you would understand the power of forgiveness. You're going to catch hell in your life. Remember those words. Reply Like 21m And l'm done entertaining idiots. So comment away. Like 21m Reply I'm an atheist. Like Reply 20m Makes so much more sense. Like Reply 20m I mean, you can keep attacking me personally, but I have not said anything about you or your character and I will not. I disagreed with your points and did so politely and you have made no valid comeback. Instead, you decided to attack my personal character and tell me l'm going to hell. You should reflect on that a bit. if that's all you got out of what I said then you truly are an idiot. Like 14m Reply I don't agree with your opinion. That's all. Doesn't make me an idiot. There are a lot of things that people can do and I will forgive them, but abusing animals or people is not one of them. 11m Like Reply |let me back up here and say one last bit. Ben Roethlisberger should have gone to prison. Our "president" should at the very least end up in prison if not somewhere worse. That had nothing to do with what I disagreed with. Like Reply 1m on Facebook, y'all better If you know shut that bitch up for she end up on a front page somewhere. I am not the one to speak your hateful white rhetoric to. Notifications New mentioned you in her ... comments. Just now 1 Comment O Like Comment Share I certainly didn’t expect that intense of a reaction
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These kids got the most awesome introduction to Shakespeare possible: costlyblood today I recited Shakespeare to a small army of eight-year-olds So last week an email got sent round my college asking if anyone wanted to read some poetry to primary school kids and I was the only one who responded and I asked if I could do some Shakespeare, since I have quite a lot of experience with it, and the teacher said that would be fine. So I was discussing with friends what I should do and they said 'er yeah, don't do Shakespeare.' And I was like 'what why' and they went 'well, maybe if they're over 10 but otherwise you'll just get blank looks' and I went 'well I don't want to insult their intelligence' and then another friend was like 'hey you should do that kid's song When I Was One', they'll like that!' (it's a really babyish song for toddlers with silly actions) and I thought about it and was 'like nah actually, l'll do the 'Once more unto the breach' speech' So I learned that over the week, and I was walking up to the school, and the whole way I was thinking Oh god this was a terrible idea they're going to hate it, they're going to look at me blankly like those kids in The Polar Express, my friends were right it's going to be a disaster', and I was there early, so I sat in the classroom for the first half an hour, got given a cupcake by some kids from a different class, said hello to some of the kids in my class, they got a look at me. the teacher mentioned I would be reading some poetry, and I asked if At half we could go outside, which she was more than happy to allow, and the kids were all so confused (where are we going? Isn't it only poetry?") and we got onto the field, the teacher got them all to stand an arm's length apart from each other, so I could walk around them, and I did a brief overview of where the scene came in the play, how the king is on the battlefield, talking to his soldiers ("Could all you be the soldiers?" "Yes!!") and they're attacking the French, who are all in a castle (forgot it's really a castle town), and they're attacking them through a gap in the wall, the breach. Me and the teacher emphasised that if there was anything they didn't understand, that was completely fine and they could ask me at the end. I asked the kids to watch for when I held my fist in the air, which is when they had to cheer loudly, we had a practise at that, and then I did the speech. Everything I had been scared about evaporated. All the kids were totally engaged, they were all watching me, they all listened right the way through, I saw lots of excited faces, and they all cheered well at the end. Afterwards, there was a lot of chatter, several of them asked me questions ("how do you remember all those words?", "what did you mean when you talked about nostrils?"), one boy asked me to do it again, they were all really lovely and had genuinely enjoyed it. It was so much fun, and they especially loved it when I told them how my big college friends had told me not to do Shakespeare because they wouldn't like it. Those kids 100% proved them wrong Source:costlyblood 17.009 notes These kids got the most awesome introduction to Shakespeare possible

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This $100% totally happened, you guys.: anything but "SIDS" caused it. I asked his mom if he had been sick This is why we are friends. Lol. You keep up to date on all the You do an amazing job did I ever tell you exactly how you helped push me to the recently & she told me, "No, he has been perfectly well, we were just at the doctor yesterday, she said he was good, we got his shots and everything." I literally felt the room spin. I confirmed a few mins later with a fire fighter that those words were what she said. ( news btw other side? No...when?? ; It was. After the call, I searched that post back & then followed Jason. I started the process of looking into things because I just knew it couldn't be a coincidence. I started thinking & how he started It was probably like a year and a half ago. I had seen things around 2 years ago from you and other places but just kinda brushed it off. I was extremely pro. As a paramedic, I thought it was common sense to get all the shots & I never thought to question it. One day you shared something from Jason's page. It was about the statistics in SIDS lining up with 2/4/6 month shots. I didn't really take it to heart but it was imbedded into my brain. Literally just a few days later, I ran a 911 call for a 2 month old not about having seizures after his 2 month shots & I remember watching him turn blue at random times & suddenly couldn't believe how lucky I was that he didn't DIE. Since that day, I have run 4 more SIDS calls & on every one I asked if the baby had been sick & all of them said no, baby had just been to the doctor. That was when I knew for sure in my heart I would fight for all I had to never inject myself or anyone I cared about again. It all started with a seed planted by you 8 * TERRIFIES me because had Ir instinct I nrobahly wouuld have had breathing. We got there, and it was obvious he had been dead for several hours. Clean home, no conditions to make me think ollowed that anything but "SIDS" caused it. I e had been sick me, "No, he has asked his mom Aa .. recently & she t %3D This $100% totally happened, you guys.

This $100% totally happened, you guys.

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