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Any man who wear a sport coat to dinner on a Saturday night? OLYMPIC MEDAL THOT ๐Ÿฅ‡. I'm not talmbout yo mama's step boyfriend who wear a sport coat with Steve Jobs mom jeans and shiny dress shoes to the local steakhouse. U feel me? He utterly clueless from the jump. He just tryina look cute for yo mama and also he got a pot belly so the sport coat is just an additional protective layer. I'm talmbout dudes our age. Like I went to sushi Saturday night and two tables over I seent a young Indian dude out with a pretty lady and he was wearing a black sport coat with a dress shirt unbuttoned three buttons to show his robust one centimeter chest stubble - flexin line "I gotta buzz this shit and it STILL look like a carpet - ain't no other resident in all of Neonatal with this type of manlyness ๐Ÿค—." U feel me? Medical grade thot. Type of dude to take Suzy the Night Nurse to sushi, take her home, smash her out, and then go dancing at a club with his Indian crew because Priya gon be out that night and he really tryina marry Priya but he smash Suzy to calm his nerves so he seem more laid back to Priya (this is the male thot calculus ๐Ÿค—). Go head Dr. Arjun. I ain't mad at u. Your attending doc know u a thot. Yo mama who keep asking when she gon get little Arjun's know in her heart u a thot. Suzy? She was never under any impression whatsoever that u anything BUT a thot...Win-win (note tho that Suzy believes there's a one in a million chance she can convert Arjun to a non-thot - I affectionately refer to this as "Dumb and Dumber Logic" - yes issa one in a million chance but Suzy u ain't that one, sorry sweetie ๐Ÿ˜˜). So there u have it. If yo man pick u up for a date on a Saturday night and he wearing a black sport coat that he purchased at Zara on sale for $64.99 - thot. Now get pregnant, Suzy - he only make $28k-year now as a resident but when he take a job in Kansas after residency making $770k-year as the new superstar Neonatal doctor at Christ Saint Mary Elizabeth Holy Cathedral Hospital (u know it's real when the hospital name is catholic AF) u gon be sitting pretty cashing them support checks bless up TheseGamesAreMadeForTwoPlayers ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚ (๐Ÿ“ธ: Reddit u-arturg87): She's deaf and mostly blind but she loves fetching and catching toys Any man who wear a sport coat to dinner on a Saturday night? OLYMPIC MEDAL THOT ๐Ÿฅ‡. I'm not talmbout yo mama's step boyfriend who wear a sport coat with Steve Jobs mom jeans and shiny dress shoes to the local steakhouse. U feel me? He utterly clueless from the jump. He just tryina look cute for yo mama and also he got a pot belly so the sport coat is just an additional protective layer. I'm talmbout dudes our age. Like I went to sushi Saturday night and two tables over I seent a young Indian dude out with a pretty lady and he was wearing a black sport coat with a dress shirt unbuttoned three buttons to show his robust one centimeter chest stubble - flexin line "I gotta buzz this shit and it STILL look like a carpet - ain't no other resident in all of Neonatal with this type of manlyness ๐Ÿค—." U feel me? Medical grade thot. Type of dude to take Suzy the Night Nurse to sushi, take her home, smash her out, and then go dancing at a club with his Indian crew because Priya gon be out that night and he really tryina marry Priya but he smash Suzy to calm his nerves so he seem more laid back to Priya (this is the male thot calculus ๐Ÿค—). Go head Dr. Arjun. I ain't mad at u. Your attending doc know u a thot. Yo mama who keep asking when she gon get little Arjun's know in her heart u a thot. Suzy? She was never under any impression whatsoever that u anything BUT a thot...Win-win (note tho that Suzy believes there's a one in a million chance she can convert Arjun to a non-thot - I affectionately refer to this as "Dumb and Dumber Logic" - yes issa one in a million chance but Suzy u ain't that one, sorry sweetie ๐Ÿ˜˜). So there u have it. If yo man pick u up for a date on a Saturday night and he wearing a black sport coat that he purchased at Zara on sale for $64.99 - thot. Now get pregnant, Suzy - he only make $28k-year now as a resident but when he take a job in Kansas after residency making $770k-year as the new superstar Neonatal doctor at Christ Saint Mary Elizabeth Holy Cathedral Hospital (u know it's real when the hospital name is catholic AF) u gon be sitting pretty cashing them support checks bless up TheseGamesAreMadeForTwoPlayers ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚ (๐Ÿ“ธ: Reddit u-arturg87)
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Ladies lemme warn y'all. If yo man go to the gym. And he wear a tank top or cut off t shirt and shorts that ain't too matching just whatever because it's the gym so he see no need to be exkra - that's a good man. Keep him. On the other hand. If yo man wear: (1) black sporty athletic shorts, (2) black leg compression tights with graphics on them, (3) black sporty t shirt with matchy graphics on it to where it complement the tights, (4) black compression upper body tights that cover the elbow and show the musculature of his biceps thru the tights, (4) black Nike socks, and (5) black Nike cross trainers? With the Apple Watch, Garmin watch, or Fit Bit? HE A THOT. HE WAS BORN A THOT. HE COME FROM A LONG LINE OF THOTS STARTING WITH HIS GREAT GRANDFATHER THOTTIOUS WITHERSPOON IV WHO EMIGRATED HERE FROM JAMAICA. THIS MAN HAS THOT IN HIS BLOOD. GIVE HIM A PAPER CUT - HE BLEEDS "thot". AS A BABY BOY HE LITCHRALLY WALKED AROUND WITH A PERMANENT PUPPY FILTER ON HIS FACE. TURBO SUPER ROBOT-THOT. NOW SOME OF YALL LOVE THOTS - IN WHICH CASE GOD BLESS YALL, LOOK FOR THIS TYPE OF MAN AND HE WILL FULFILL ALL YOUR DESIRES. BUT IF U THE TYPE TO BE DRIVEN CRAZY BY MALE THOTS WHO MAKE YOUR LIFE A LIVING HELL? AND U CATCH YO MAN DRESSED LIKE THIS ON THE WAY OUT THE DOOR TO THE "gym"? WELL...NOW U KNOW...ACT ACCORDINGLY...SMASH IS JUST HERE TO WARN YALL...I OFFER NO CRITIQUES, JUST FACTS - SOME OF MY BES FRENZ HAPPEN TO BE THOTS I'M JUST POINTING OUT THE TYPE, BLESS UP ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ (Reddit u-Sayonarahonto): What cute ghosts Ladies lemme warn y'all. If yo man go to the gym. And he wear a tank top or cut off t shirt and shorts that ain't too matching just whatever because it's the gym so he see no need to be exkra - that's a good man. Keep him. On the other hand. If yo man wear: (1) black sporty athletic shorts, (2) black leg compression tights with graphics on them, (3) black sporty t shirt with matchy graphics on it to where it complement the tights, (4) black compression upper body tights that cover the elbow and show the musculature of his biceps thru the tights, (4) black Nike socks, and (5) black Nike cross trainers? With the Apple Watch, Garmin watch, or Fit Bit? HE A THOT. HE WAS BORN A THOT. HE COME FROM A LONG LINE OF THOTS STARTING WITH HIS GREAT GRANDFATHER THOTTIOUS WITHERSPOON IV WHO EMIGRATED HERE FROM JAMAICA. THIS MAN HAS THOT IN HIS BLOOD. GIVE HIM A PAPER CUT - HE BLEEDS "thot". AS A BABY BOY HE LITCHRALLY WALKED AROUND WITH A PERMANENT PUPPY FILTER ON HIS FACE. TURBO SUPER ROBOT-THOT. NOW SOME OF YALL LOVE THOTS - IN WHICH CASE GOD BLESS YALL, LOOK FOR THIS TYPE OF MAN AND HE WILL FULFILL ALL YOUR DESIRES. BUT IF U THE TYPE TO BE DRIVEN CRAZY BY MALE THOTS WHO MAKE YOUR LIFE A LIVING HELL? AND U CATCH YO MAN DRESSED LIKE THIS ON THE WAY OUT THE DOOR TO THE "gym"? WELL...NOW U KNOW...ACT ACCORDINGLY...SMASH IS JUST HERE TO WARN YALL...I OFFER NO CRITIQUES, JUST FACTS - SOME OF MY BES FRENZ HAPPEN TO BE THOTS I'M JUST POINTING OUT THE TYPE, BLESS UP ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ (Reddit u-Sayonarahonto)

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The orgasm caught him by surprise. SpongeBob screamed as he felt his seed wash over Patrick's hand. "Ahh, I'm coming!" Patrick roared as he emptied himself in to SpongeBob. He fell forward as he finished, undoing the cuffs and cuddling SpongeBob to his chest. "I love you, SpongeBob. You're my very best friend." SpongeBob eyes opened. He began to struggle out of Patrick's grasp. Patrick released him reluctantly. "Where are you going?" SpongeBob didn't answer. "SpongeBob? SpongeBob?" As SpongeBob continued to walk forward, and ignore him, Patrick began to cry. Maybe I was wring and SpongeBob doesn't want me. Patrick's somber thoughts were interrupted as SpongeBob returned holding a bottle of chocolate syrup, an impish smile on his face. "Ready for round two?": Of course the thot is gonna let even the fat nigga hit @atlsavagee The orgasm caught him by surprise. SpongeBob screamed as he felt his seed wash over Patrick's hand. "Ahh, I'm coming!" Patrick roared as he emptied himself in to SpongeBob. He fell forward as he finished, undoing the cuffs and cuddling SpongeBob to his chest. "I love you, SpongeBob. You're my very best friend." SpongeBob eyes opened. He began to struggle out of Patrick's grasp. Patrick released him reluctantly. "Where are you going?" SpongeBob didn't answer. "SpongeBob? SpongeBob?" As SpongeBob continued to walk forward, and ignore him, Patrick began to cry. Maybe I was wring and SpongeBob doesn't want me. Patrick's somber thoughts were interrupted as SpongeBob returned holding a bottle of chocolate syrup, an impish smile on his face. "Ready for round two?"
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