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I Bet, Shower, and Sorry: THE EXPERIMENT A GROUP OF SCIENTISTS PLACED 5 MONKEYS IN A CAGE AND IN THE MIDDLE, A LADDER WITH BANANAS ON TOP EVERY TIME A MONKEY WENT UP THE LADDER, THE SCIENTISTS SOAKED THE REST OF THE MONKEYS WITH COLD WATER. AFTER A WHILE, EVERY TIME A MONKEY WENT UP THE LADDER, THE OTHER ONES BEAT UP THE ONE ON THE LADDER. AFTER SOME TIME, NO MONKEY DARE TO GO UP THE LADDER REGARDLESS OF THE TEMPTATION. SCIENTISTS THEN DECIDED TO SUBSTITUTE ONE OF THE MONKEYS. THE FIRST THING THIS NEW MONKEY DID WAS TO GO UP THE LADDER. IMMEDIATELY THE OTHER MONKEYS BEAT HIM UP. AFTER SEVERAL BEATINGS, THE NEW MEMBER LEARNED NOT TO CLIMB THE LADDER EVEN THOUGH NEVER KNEW WHY THE SECOND MONKEY WAS SUBSTITUTED AND THE SAME OCCURED. THE FIRST MONKEY PARTICIPATED ON THE BEATING FOR THE SECOND MONKEY. A THIRD MONKEY WAS CHANGED AND THE SAME WAS REPEATED. THE FOURTH WAS SUBSTITUTED AND THE BEATING WAS REPEATED AND FINALLY THE FIFTH MONKEY WAS REPLACED. WHAT WAS LEFT WAS A GROUP OF 5 MONKEYS THAT EVEN THOUGH NEVER RECEIVED A COLD SHOWER, CONTINUED TO BEAT UP ANY MONKEY WHO ATTEMPTED TO CLIMB THE LADDER. IF IT WAS POSSIBLE TO ASK THE MONKEYS WHY THEY WOULD BEAT UPALL THOSE WHO ATTEMPTED TO GO UP THE LADDER, I BET THEIR ANSWER WOULD BE: "I DON T KNOW. THAT'S HOW THINGS ARE DONE AROUND HERE." DON T MISS THE OPPORTUNITY TO SHARE THIS WITH OTHERS AS THEY MIGHT BE ASKING THEMSELVES WHY WE CONTINUE TO DO WHAT WE ARE DOING IF THERE IS A DIFFERENT WAY OUT THERE. Conclusion: Don't follow others behavior, think before you follow. And sorry for the long post, here's a BANANA epicjohndoe: This Experiment Made A Lot Of People Think

I Bet, Shower, and Sorry: THE EXPERIMENT
A GROUP OF SCIENTISTS PLACED 5 MONKEYS IN A CAGE
AND IN THE MIDDLE, A LADDER WITH BANANAS ON TOP
EVERY TIME A MONKEY WENT UP THE LADDER, THE
SCIENTISTS SOAKED THE REST OF THE MONKEYS WITH
COLD WATER.
AFTER A WHILE, EVERY TIME A MONKEY WENT UP THE
LADDER, THE OTHER ONES BEAT UP THE ONE ON THE
LADDER.
AFTER SOME TIME, NO MONKEY DARE TO GO UP THE
LADDER REGARDLESS OF THE TEMPTATION.
SCIENTISTS THEN DECIDED TO SUBSTITUTE ONE OF THE
MONKEYS. THE FIRST THING THIS NEW MONKEY DID WAS
TO GO UP THE LADDER. IMMEDIATELY THE OTHER MONKEYS
BEAT HIM UP.
AFTER SEVERAL BEATINGS, THE NEW MEMBER LEARNED
NOT TO CLIMB THE LADDER EVEN THOUGH NEVER KNEW
WHY
THE SECOND MONKEY WAS SUBSTITUTED AND THE SAME
OCCURED. THE FIRST MONKEY PARTICIPATED ON THE
BEATING FOR THE SECOND MONKEY. A THIRD MONKEY
WAS CHANGED AND THE SAME WAS REPEATED.
THE FOURTH WAS SUBSTITUTED AND THE BEATING WAS
REPEATED AND FINALLY THE FIFTH MONKEY WAS REPLACED.
WHAT WAS LEFT WAS A GROUP OF 5 MONKEYS THAT
EVEN THOUGH NEVER RECEIVED A COLD SHOWER,
CONTINUED TO BEAT UP ANY MONKEY WHO ATTEMPTED
TO CLIMB THE LADDER.
IF IT WAS POSSIBLE TO ASK THE MONKEYS WHY THEY
WOULD BEAT UPALL THOSE WHO ATTEMPTED TO GO UP
THE LADDER, I BET THEIR ANSWER WOULD BE:
"I DON T KNOW. THAT'S HOW THINGS ARE DONE
AROUND HERE."
DON T MISS THE OPPORTUNITY TO SHARE THIS WITH
OTHERS AS THEY MIGHT BE ASKING THEMSELVES WHY
WE CONTINUE TO DO WHAT WE ARE DOING IF THERE
IS A DIFFERENT WAY OUT THERE.
Conclusion:
Don't follow others behavior, think
before you follow.
And
sorry for the long post, here's a
BANANA
epicjohndoe:

This Experiment Made A Lot Of People Think

I Bet, Shower, and Sorry: THE EXPERIMENT
A GROUP OF SCIENTISTS PLACED 5 MONKEYS IN A CAGE
AND IN THE MIDDLE, A LADDER WITH BANANAS ON TOP
EVERY TIME A MONKEY WENT UP THE LADDER, THE
SCIENTISTS SOAKED THE REST OF THE MONKEYS WITH
COLD WATER.
AFTER A WHILE, EVERY TIME A MONKEY WENT UP THE
LADDER, THE OTHER ONES BEAT UP THE ONE ON THE
LADDER.
AFTER SOME TIME, NO MONKEY DARE TO GO UP THE
LADDER REGARDLESS OF THE TEMPTATION.
SCIENTISTS THEN DECIDED TO SUBSTITUTE ONE OF THE
MONKEYS. THE FIRST THING THIS NEW MONKEY DID WAS
TO GO UP THE LADDER. IMMEDIATELY THE OTHER MONKEYS
BEAT HIM UP.
AFTER SEVERAL BEATINGS, THE NEW MEMBER LEARNED
NOT TO CLIMB THE LADDER EVEN THOUGH NEVER KNEW
WHY
THE SECOND MONKEY WAS SUBSTITUTED AND THE SAME
OCCURED. THE FIRST MONKEY PARTICIPATED ON THE
BEATING FOR THE SECOND MONKEY. A THIRD MONKEY
WAS CHANGED AND THE SAME WAS REPEATED.
THE FOURTH WAS SUBSTITUTED AND THE BEATING WAS
REPEATED AND FINALLY THE FIFTH MONKEY WAS REPLACED.
WHAT WAS LEFT WAS A GROUP OF 5 MONKEYS THAT
EVEN THOUGH NEVER RECEIVED A COLD SHOWER,
CONTINUED TO BEAT UP ANY MONKEY WHO ATTEMPTED
TO CLIMB THE LADDER.
IF IT WAS POSSIBLE TO ASK THE MONKEYS WHY THEY
WOULD BEAT UPALL THOSE WHO ATTEMPTED TO GO UP
THE LADDER, I BET THEIR ANSWER WOULD BE:
"I DON T KNOW. THAT'S HOW THINGS ARE DONE
AROUND HERE."
DON T MISS THE OPPORTUNITY TO SHARE THIS WITH
OTHERS AS THEY MIGHT BE ASKING THEMSELVES WHY
WE CONTINUE TO DO WHAT WE ARE DOING IF THERE
IS A DIFFERENT WAY OUT THERE.
Conclusion:
Don't follow others behavior, think
before you follow.
And
sorry for the long post, here's a
BANANA
epicjohndoe:

This Experiment Made A Lot Of People Think

epicjohndoe: This Experiment Made A Lot Of People Think

Case, Name, and First: The face I make when someone pronounces my unusual/foreign name correct on the first try made with mematic Not that often the case though

Case, Name, and First: The face I make when someone
pronounces my unusual/foreign
name correct on the first try
made with mematic
Not that often the case though

Case, Name, and First: The face I make when someone
pronounces my unusual/foreign
name correct on the first try
made with mematic
Not that often the case though

Not that often the case though

Dude, Facebook, and God: The Entire Bible Explained In One Facebook Post. This Guy Nails It. 6 hrs e Holy Bible: the TL DR version (too long; didnt read) GENESIS God: All right, you two, don't do the one thing. Other than that, have fun Adam & Eve: Okay Satan: You should do the thing Adam & Eve: Okay God: What happened!? Adam & Eve: We did the thing God: Guys THE REST OF THE OLD TESTAMENT God: You are my people, and you should not do the things People: We wont do the things God: Good People: We did the things. God: Guys THE GOSPELS JesusI am the Son of God, and even though you have done the things, the Father and I still love you and want you to live. Don't do the things anymore Healed people: Okay! Thank you! Other people: Weve never seen him do the things, but he probably does the things when no one is looking Jesus: I have never done the things Other people: We're going to put you on trial for doing the things Pilate: Did you do the things? Jesus: No. Pilate: He didn't do the things. Other people: Kill him anyway Pilate: Okay Jesus: Guys.... PAUL'S LETTERS People: We did the things. Paul: Jesus still loves you, and because you love Him, you have to stop doing the things People: Okay PAUL'S LETTERS PART II People: We did the things again Paul: Guys REVELATION John: When Jesus comes back, there will be no more people who do the things. In the meantime, stop doing the things. THE END Unlike Comment Share and 7 others like this. That still was dr, dude 6 hrs Like 1 5 mins Like Write a comment. epicjohndoe: TL;DR Version Of The Bible

Dude, Facebook, and God: The Entire Bible Explained In One
Facebook Post. This Guy Nails It.
6 hrs e
Holy Bible: the TL DR version (too long; didnt read)
GENESIS
God: All right, you two, don't do the one thing. Other than that, have fun
Adam & Eve: Okay
Satan: You should do the thing
Adam & Eve: Okay
God: What happened!?
Adam & Eve: We did the thing
God: Guys
THE REST OF THE OLD TESTAMENT
God: You are my people, and you should not do the things
People: We wont do the things
God: Good
People: We did the things.
God: Guys
THE GOSPELS
JesusI am the Son of God, and even though you have done the things, the
Father and I still love you and want you to live. Don't do the things anymore
Healed people: Okay! Thank you!
Other people: Weve never seen him do the things, but he probably does
the things when no one is looking
Jesus: I have never done the things
Other people: We're going to put you on trial for doing the things
Pilate: Did you do the things?
Jesus: No.
Pilate: He didn't do the things.
Other people: Kill him anyway
Pilate: Okay
Jesus: Guys....
PAUL'S LETTERS
People: We did the things.
Paul: Jesus still loves you, and because you love Him, you have to stop
doing the things
People: Okay
PAUL'S LETTERS PART II
People: We did the things again
Paul: Guys
REVELATION
John: When Jesus comes back, there will be no more people who do the
things. In the meantime, stop doing the things.
THE END
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dr, dude
6 hrs Like 1
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TL;DR Version Of The Bible

Dude, Facebook, and God: The Entire Bible Explained In One
Facebook Post. This Guy Nails It.
6 hrs e
Holy Bible: the TL DR version (too long; didnt read)
GENESIS
God: All right, you two, don't do the one thing. Other than that, have fun
Adam & Eve: Okay
Satan: You should do the thing
Adam & Eve: Okay
God: What happened!?
Adam & Eve: We did the thing
God: Guys
THE REST OF THE OLD TESTAMENT
God: You are my people, and you should not do the things
People: We wont do the things
God: Good
People: We did the things.
God: Guys
THE GOSPELS
JesusI am the Son of God, and even though you have done the things, the
Father and I still love you and want you to live. Don't do the things anymore
Healed people: Okay! Thank you!
Other people: Weve never seen him do the things, but he probably does
the things when no one is looking
Jesus: I have never done the things
Other people: We're going to put you on trial for doing the things
Pilate: Did you do the things?
Jesus: No.
Pilate: He didn't do the things.
Other people: Kill him anyway
Pilate: Okay
Jesus: Guys....
PAUL'S LETTERS
People: We did the things.
Paul: Jesus still loves you, and because you love Him, you have to stop
doing the things
People: Okay
PAUL'S LETTERS PART II
People: We did the things again
Paul: Guys
REVELATION
John: When Jesus comes back, there will be no more people who do the
things. In the meantime, stop doing the things.
THE END
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and 7 others like this.
That still was
dr, dude
6 hrs Like 1
5 mins Like
Write a comment.
epicjohndoe:

TL;DR Version Of The Bible

epicjohndoe: TL;DR Version Of The Bible

Bad, Memes, and Good: She said. "Do me good and I'll do you better. Do me bad and I won't even do you worse, enjoy my absence though." Yup bipolargirlfriend

Bad, Memes, and Good: She said.
"Do me good and I'll do you better. Do me
bad and I won't even do you worse, enjoy
my absence though."
Yup bipolargirlfriend

Bad, Memes, and Good: She said.
"Do me good and I'll do you better. Do me
bad and I won't even do you worse, enjoy
my absence though."
Yup bipolargirlfriend

Yup bipolargirlfriend

Dank, Money, and Parents: Ally @TragicAllyHere Thoughts and prayers to all the parents of kids who are right now deciding to change their minds and ask Santa for something different even though Santa already got the first thing and Santa is out of money and patience

Dank, Money, and Parents: Ally
@TragicAllyHere
Thoughts and prayers to all the
parents of kids who are right now
deciding to change their minds and
ask Santa for something different even
though Santa already got the first
thing and Santa is out of money and
patience

Dank, Money, and Parents: Ally
@TragicAllyHere
Thoughts and prayers to all the
parents of kids who are right now
deciding to change their minds and
ask Santa for something different even
though Santa already got the first
thing and Santa is out of money and
patience

Kobe Bryant, Nba, and Help: KOBE MAKING AN ASSIST April a aprilgarcia Follow Help my class out !! #retweet @kobebryant T Kobe Bgyant O Alternate exam? How about no exam at all @_aprilgarcia_ #MerryChristmas Following If Kobe Bryant tweets a shoutout to San Benito High by 12/17, US History won't take the scheduled final exam next week and will instead take an alternate exam. Mr. Albert E. Torruco EVEN THOUGH HE'S RETIRED WhoseUp

Kobe Bryant, Nba, and Help: KOBE MAKING AN ASSIST
April
a aprilgarcia
Follow
Help my class out !! #retweet
@kobebryant
T Kobe Bgyant O
Alternate exam? How about no exam at all
@_aprilgarcia_ #MerryChristmas
Following
If Kobe Bryant tweets a shoutout
to San Benito High by 12/17, US
History won't take the scheduled
final exam next week and will
instead take an alternate exam.
Mr. Albert E. Torruco
EVEN THOUGH HE'S RETIRED
WhoseUp

Kobe Bryant, Nba, and Help: KOBE MAKING AN ASSIST
April
a aprilgarcia
Follow
Help my class out !! #retweet
@kobebryant
T Kobe Bgyant O
Alternate exam? How about no exam at all
@_aprilgarcia_ #MerryChristmas
Following
If Kobe Bryant tweets a shoutout
to San Benito High by 12/17, US
History won't take the scheduled
final exam next week and will
instead take an alternate exam.
Mr. Albert E. Torruco
EVEN THOUGH HE'S RETIRED
WhoseUp

WhoseUp

True, Mad, and Them: You gotta stop getting mad when people don't support you, half of them can't even support themselves. True though 🤷‍♂️ https://t.co/6ly2uv1y85

True, Mad, and Them: You gotta stop getting mad when
people don't support you, half of them
can't even support themselves.
True though 🤷‍♂️ https://t.co/6ly2uv1y85

True, Mad, and Them: You gotta stop getting mad when
people don't support you, half of them
can't even support themselves.
True though 🤷‍♂️ https://t.co/6ly2uv1y85

True though 🤷‍♂️ https://t.co/6ly2uv1y85

Speed, You, and Person: when the person in front of you is doing 35 and the speed limit is 35 Seriously though...😩💯 https://t.co/KyFxzJx9Eq

Speed, You, and Person: when the person in front of you is doing
35 and the speed limit is 35
Seriously though...😩💯 https://t.co/KyFxzJx9Eq

Speed, You, and Person: when the person in front of you is doing
35 and the speed limit is 35
Seriously though...😩💯 https://t.co/KyFxzJx9Eq

Seriously though...😩💯 https://t.co/KyFxzJx9Eq

Joe Rogan, Wshh, and Happy: Joe Rogan @joerogan I would be happy to talk to you about it for as long as you'd like. ye @kanyewest I've been trying to do a serious interview speaking on mental health but it seems as though all members of press are afraid to speak to someone who has been diagnosed but is still everyone's f... 12/15/18, 9:14 AM Would y’all be down for a #JoeRogan interview with #KanyeWest? 👇🤔 @JoeRogan #WSHH

Joe Rogan, Wshh, and Happy: Joe Rogan
@joerogan
I would be happy to talk to you
about it for as long as you'd like.
ye @kanyewest
I've been trying to do a serious interview
speaking on mental health but it seems
as though all members of press are
afraid to speak to someone who has
been diagnosed but is still everyone's f...
12/15/18, 9:14 AM
Would y’all be down for a #JoeRogan interview with #KanyeWest? 👇🤔 @JoeRogan #WSHH

Joe Rogan, Wshh, and Happy: Joe Rogan
@joerogan
I would be happy to talk to you
about it for as long as you'd like.
ye @kanyewest
I've been trying to do a serious interview
speaking on mental health but it seems
as though all members of press are
afraid to speak to someone who has
been diagnosed but is still everyone's f...
12/15/18, 9:14 AM
Would y’all be down for a #JoeRogan interview with #KanyeWest? 👇🤔 @JoeRogan #WSHH

Would y’all be down for a #JoeRogan interview with #KanyeWest? 👇🤔 @JoeRogan #WSHH

Friends, Love, and Shenanigans: One awesome thing about Eeyore is that even though he is basically clinically depressed, he still gets invited to participate in adventures and shenanigans with all of his friends And they never expect him to pretend to feel happy, they just love him anyway, and they never leave him behind or ask him to change. fo/the idealist Never thought of it like that, 🤔

Friends, Love, and Shenanigans: One awesome thing about Eeyore is that
even though he is basically clinically
depressed, he still gets invited to participate
in adventures and shenanigans with all of
his friends And they never expect him to
pretend to feel happy, they just love him
anyway, and they never leave him behind
or ask him to change.
fo/the idealist
Never thought of it like that, 🤔

Friends, Love, and Shenanigans: One awesome thing about Eeyore is that
even though he is basically clinically
depressed, he still gets invited to participate
in adventures and shenanigans with all of
his friends And they never expect him to
pretend to feel happy, they just love him
anyway, and they never leave him behind
or ask him to change.
fo/the idealist
Never thought of it like that, 🤔

Never thought of it like that, 🤔

Tumblr, Blog, and Http: deadman-suggestions hey. hey. stop scrolling for a sec breathe. you've made it so far this year. you've gotten through so many things that you thought you wouldn't, and you ll continue to get though this, whatever it is. i know you can i believe in you, and i'm so, so proud of you i know it probably seems impossible, but it's going to be ok. it's going to be ok. breathe in, breath out. and just keep breathing. we're gonna get there awesomacious: You are strong!

Tumblr, Blog, and Http: deadman-suggestions
hey. hey. stop scrolling for a sec
breathe. you've made it so far this year. you've
gotten through so many things that you
thought you wouldn't, and you ll continue to
get though this, whatever it is. i know you can
i believe in you, and i'm so, so proud of you
i know it probably seems impossible, but it's
going to be ok. it's going to be ok.
breathe in, breath out. and just keep
breathing. we're gonna get there
awesomacious:

You are strong!

Tumblr, Blog, and Http: deadman-suggestions
hey. hey. stop scrolling for a sec
breathe. you've made it so far this year. you've
gotten through so many things that you
thought you wouldn't, and you ll continue to
get though this, whatever it is. i know you can
i believe in you, and i'm so, so proud of you
i know it probably seems impossible, but it's
going to be ok. it's going to be ok.
breathe in, breath out. and just keep
breathing. we're gonna get there
awesomacious:

You are strong!

awesomacious: You are strong!

Dank, Shit, and 🤖: Jaxkie @jaxkkkie This year went by so fast l couldn't even get my shit together For real though.

Dank, Shit, and 🤖: Jaxkie
@jaxkkkie
This year went by so fast l couldn't
even get my shit together
For real though.

Dank, Shit, and 🤖: Jaxkie
@jaxkkkie
This year went by so fast l couldn't
even get my shit together
For real though.

For real though.

Christmas, Facebook, and Memes: when the cashier says happy holidays to you even though you celebrate Christmas, but it's okay because you know people celebrate different holidays and you respect that wholesome memes facebook awesomacious: It’s that easy

Christmas, Facebook, and Memes: when the cashier says happy holidays to
you even though you celebrate Christmas,
but it's okay because you know people
celebrate different holidays and you
respect that
wholesome memes facebook
awesomacious:

It’s that easy

Christmas, Facebook, and Memes: when the cashier says happy holidays to
you even though you celebrate Christmas,
but it's okay because you know people
celebrate different holidays and you
respect that
wholesome memes facebook
awesomacious:

It’s that easy

awesomacious: It’s that easy

Anaconda, Drake, and Kanye: Googled Kanye West's Net worth $250 Million Googled Drakes Net worth $100 Million I don't have 1M I can't even speak on their situation Back to the grind Seriously though...😩💯 #Drake #KanyeWest https://t.co/JEcHFOtaWb

Anaconda, Drake, and Kanye: Googled Kanye West's Net worth
$250 Million
Googled Drakes Net worth
$100 Million
I don't have 1M
I can't even speak on their situation
Back to the grind
Seriously though...😩💯 #Drake #KanyeWest https://t.co/JEcHFOtaWb

Anaconda, Drake, and Kanye: Googled Kanye West's Net worth
$250 Million
Googled Drakes Net worth
$100 Million
I don't have 1M
I can't even speak on their situation
Back to the grind
Seriously though...😩💯 #Drake #KanyeWest https://t.co/JEcHFOtaWb

Seriously though...😩💯 #Drake #KanyeWest https://t.co/JEcHFOtaWb

Memes, Lost, and Back: I lost it when he threw his burrito They got her back though 😂 Credit: @itsraynaa

Memes, Lost, and Back: I lost it when he threw
his burrito
They got her back though 😂 Credit: @itsraynaa

Memes, Lost, and Back: I lost it when he threw
his burrito
They got her back though 😂 Credit: @itsraynaa

Memes, 🤖, and Fame: GOTTA MAKE THE MOST OUT OF YOUR FAME He right though 😂😂

Memes, 🤖, and Fame: GOTTA MAKE THE MOST
OUT OF YOUR FAME
He right though 😂😂

Memes, 🤖, and Fame: GOTTA MAKE THE MOST
OUT OF YOUR FAME
He right though 😂😂

Android, Finals, and Lmao: Olly Sholotan @AfricanGodling Once you say the phrase "'ll just wake up early tomorrow morning to study" instead of studying tonight you've already lost finals week just go to bed and take your L in peace lmao 10:59 AM 10 Dec 18 Twitter for Android True though.. 😂😭 https://t.co/Y9QvjKiu6M

Android, Finals, and Lmao: Olly Sholotan
@AfricanGodling
Once you say the phrase "'ll just
wake up early tomorrow morning to
study" instead of studying tonight
you've already lost finals week just go
to bed and take your L in peace lmao
10:59 AM 10 Dec 18 Twitter for Android
True though.. 😂😭 https://t.co/Y9QvjKiu6M

Android, Finals, and Lmao: Olly Sholotan
@AfricanGodling
Once you say the phrase "'ll just
wake up early tomorrow morning to
study" instead of studying tonight
you've already lost finals week just go
to bed and take your L in peace lmao
10:59 AM 10 Dec 18 Twitter for Android
True though.. 😂😭 https://t.co/Y9QvjKiu6M

True though.. 😂😭 https://t.co/Y9QvjKiu6M

Life, How, and Job: I don't get how people afford life without a job ??? 1 can't even afford it with a job Real talk though.. 😭😂 https://t.co/GrSxSCcYYc

Life, How, and Job: I don't get how people afford life without
a job ??? 1 can't even afford it with a job
Real talk though.. 😭😂 https://t.co/GrSxSCcYYc

Life, How, and Job: I don't get how people afford life without
a job ??? 1 can't even afford it with a job
Real talk though.. 😭😂 https://t.co/GrSxSCcYYc

Real talk though.. 😭😂 https://t.co/GrSxSCcYYc

Anaconda, Crime, and Drugs: dashaque Rape is the only crime I can think of that's 100% inexcusable. There's absolutely no reason for it ever. In any circumstance. You can murder in self defence, you can steal to help your starving family. Even doing illegal drugs can really help calm people down. But rape doesn't help anyone except the rapist. And it just baffles me to this day the way people will excuse rape with, "Well he/she was drunk" or "What was she wearing?" or "He's a guy though, he probably enjoyed it." it's the one crime that everyone should find inexcusable and yet it's the one that people try to justify the most often.

Anaconda, Crime, and Drugs: dashaque
Rape is the only crime I can think of that's 100%
inexcusable. There's absolutely no reason for it
ever. In any circumstance. You can murder in self
defence, you can steal to help your starving
family. Even doing illegal drugs can really help
calm people down.
But rape doesn't help anyone except the rapist.
And it just baffles me to this day the way people
will excuse rape with, "Well he/she was drunk"
or "What was she wearing?" or "He's a guy
though, he probably enjoyed it."
it's the one crime that everyone should find
inexcusable and yet it's the one that people try
to justify the most often.

Anaconda, Crime, and Drugs: dashaque
Rape is the only crime I can think of that's 100%
inexcusable. There's absolutely no reason for it
ever. In any circumstance. You can murder in self
defence, you can steal to help your starving
family. Even doing illegal drugs can really help
calm people down.
But rape doesn't help anyone except the rapist.
And it just baffles me to this day the way people
will excuse rape with, "Well he/she was drunk"
or "What was she wearing?" or "He's a guy
though, he probably enjoyed it."
it's the one crime that everyone should find
inexcusable and yet it's the one that people try
to justify the most often.

Christmas, Facebook, and Memes: when the cashier says happy holidays to you even though you celebrate Christmas, but it's okay because you know people celebrate different holidays and you respect that wholesome memes facebook Its that easy

Christmas, Facebook, and Memes: when the cashier says happy holidays to
you even though you celebrate Christmas,
but it's okay because you know people
celebrate different holidays and you
respect that
wholesome memes facebook
Its that easy

Christmas, Facebook, and Memes: when the cashier says happy holidays to
you even though you celebrate Christmas,
but it's okay because you know people
celebrate different holidays and you
respect that
wholesome memes facebook
Its that easy

Its that easy

Proud, Thought, and Sec: deadman-suggestions hey. hey. stop scrolling for a sec. breathe. you've made it so far this year. you've gotten through so many things that you thought you wouldn't, and you' ll continue to get though this, whatever it is. i know you can. i believe in you, and i'm so, so proud of you. i know it probably seems impossible, but it's going to be ok. it's going to be ok. breathe in, breath out. and just keep breathing. we're gonna get there.

Proud, Thought, and Sec: deadman-suggestions
hey. hey. stop scrolling for a sec.
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Heart, Girl Memes, and Him: My heart hurts for him everytime i see this " I want you to stay ... even though you don't want me!")):

Heart, Girl Memes, and Him: My heart hurts for him everytime i see
this
" I want you to stay ... even though you don't want me!")):

Heart, Girl Memes, and Him: My heart hurts for him everytime i see
this
" I want you to stay ... even though you don't want me!")):

Truth, Pia, and Shirt: pia @leahpiaaa I'm so quick to buy a $20 meal but can't even buy a $17 shirt without feeling like if it's really worth it Imao Truth though.. 😫😂 https://t.co/bIAJes80Nt

Truth, Pia, and Shirt: pia
@leahpiaaa
I'm so quick to buy a $20 meal but can't
even buy a $17 shirt without feeling like
if it's really worth it Imao
Truth though.. 😫😂 https://t.co/bIAJes80Nt

Truth, Pia, and Shirt: pia
@leahpiaaa
I'm so quick to buy a $20 meal but can't
even buy a $17 shirt without feeling like
if it's really worth it Imao
Truth though.. 😫😂 https://t.co/bIAJes80Nt

Truth though.. 😫😂 https://t.co/bIAJes80Nt

Lay's, Heat, and Kiss: Do you want to know what happiness is? It's waking up in the middle of the night for no reason, shifting under the blankets and feeling the heat of the person next to you. You turn around to see them in their most peaceful, innocent and vulnerable state. They breathe as though the weight of the world lays on anyone's shoulder but their own. You smile, kiss their face in the most gentle manner so as not to wake them. You turn back around and involuntarily a grin forms on your own face. You feel an arm wrap around your waist, and you know it doesn't get any better than that.

Lay's, Heat, and Kiss: Do you want to know what happiness is?
It's waking up in the middle of the night
for no reason, shifting under the blankets
and feeling the heat of the person next to
you. You turn around to see them in their
most peaceful, innocent and vulnerable
state. They breathe as though the weight
of the world lays on anyone's shoulder
but their own. You smile, kiss their face
in the most gentle manner so as not
to wake them.
You turn back around and involuntarily a
grin forms on your own face. You feel an
arm wrap around your waist, and you
know it doesn't get any better than that.

Lay's, Heat, and Kiss: Do you want to know what happiness is?
It's waking up in the middle of the night
for no reason, shifting under the blankets
and feeling the heat of the person next to
you. You turn around to see them in their
most peaceful, innocent and vulnerable
state. They breathe as though the weight
of the world lays on anyone's shoulder
but their own. You smile, kiss their face
in the most gentle manner so as not
to wake them.
You turn back around and involuntarily a
grin forms on your own face. You feel an
arm wrap around your waist, and you
know it doesn't get any better than that.

Propaganda, Never, and Mental Illness: Never give up on someone with a mental illness. When "T" is replaced by "WE" illness becomes Wellness. η -Shannon L. Alder PROPAGANDA BUIT It sounds correct though..

Propaganda, Never, and Mental Illness: Never give up on someone
with a mental illness.
When "T" is replaced by "WE"
illness becomes Wellness. η
-Shannon L. Alder
PROPAGANDA BUIT
It sounds correct though..

Propaganda, Never, and Mental Illness: Never give up on someone
with a mental illness.
When "T" is replaced by "WE"
illness becomes Wellness. η
-Shannon L. Alder
PROPAGANDA BUIT
It sounds correct though..

It sounds correct though..

Love, Shooters, and Sorry: gav @GavBurl Over a year ago, I threatened you out of anger over the death of a lost one. A death that you were not responsible for. Today, I've returned to make things right To end the cycle of violence. It's what Steve would have wanted. I'm sorry and I love you Water Pancake About to touch a sting ray...I should punch it though just to let it know Steve Irwin still got shooters out here. PET To make things right

Love, Shooters, and Sorry: gav
@GavBurl
Over a year ago, I threatened you out of
anger over the death of a lost one. A
death that you were not responsible for.
Today, I've returned to make things right
To end the cycle of violence. It's what
Steve would have wanted. I'm sorry and
I love you Water Pancake
About to touch a sting ray...I should punch it
though just to let it know Steve Irwin still got
shooters out here.
PET
To make things right

Love, Shooters, and Sorry: gav
@GavBurl
Over a year ago, I threatened you out of
anger over the death of a lost one. A
death that you were not responsible for.
Today, I've returned to make things right
To end the cycle of violence. It's what
Steve would have wanted. I'm sorry and
I love you Water Pancake
About to touch a sting ray...I should punch it
though just to let it know Steve Irwin still got
shooters out here.
PET
To make things right

To make things right

Instagram, Capitalism, and Fish: lish i use to be a fish but one day i woke up as a man i still have fish organs that don't play nice with my new human body so most of what i experience on a day to day basis is agonizing pain. please come into my store and buy things because i still need to feed my fish wife even though i don't really understand capitalism www.instagram.com/trevorallenunofficial

Instagram, Capitalism, and Fish: lish
i use to be a fish but one
day i woke up as a man
i still have fish organs that
don't play nice with my new
human body so most of what i
experience on a day to day basis is agonizing
pain. please come into my store and buy things
because i still need to feed my fish wife even
though i don't really understand capitalism
www.instagram.com/trevorallenunofficial

Instagram, Capitalism, and Fish: lish
i use to be a fish but one
day i woke up as a man
i still have fish organs that
don't play nice with my new
human body so most of what i
experience on a day to day basis is agonizing
pain. please come into my store and buy things
because i still need to feed my fish wife even
though i don't really understand capitalism
www.instagram.com/trevorallenunofficial

www.instagram.com/trevorallenunofficial

Love, Shooters, and Sorry: gav @GavBurl Over a year ago, I threatened you out of anger over the death of a lost one. A death that you were not responsible for. Today, I've returned to make things right To end the cycle of violence. It's what Steve would have wanted. I'm sorry and I love you Water Pancake About to touch a sting ray...I should punch it though just to let it know Steve Irwin still got shooters out here. PET To make things right via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2Ugq2QY

Love, Shooters, and Sorry: gav
@GavBurl
Over a year ago, I threatened you out of
anger over the death of a lost one. A
death that you were not responsible for.
Today, I've returned to make things right
To end the cycle of violence. It's what
Steve would have wanted. I'm sorry and
I love you Water Pancake
About to touch a sting ray...I should punch it
though just to let it know Steve Irwin still got
shooters out here.
PET
To make things right via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2Ugq2QY

Love, Shooters, and Sorry: gav
@GavBurl
Over a year ago, I threatened you out of
anger over the death of a lost one. A
death that you were not responsible for.
Today, I've returned to make things right
To end the cycle of violence. It's what
Steve would have wanted. I'm sorry and
I love you Water Pancake
About to touch a sting ray...I should punch it
though just to let it know Steve Irwin still got
shooters out here.
PET
To make things right via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2Ugq2QY

To make things right via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2Ugq2QY

Dank, Milky Way, and 🤖: WILL BURRARD-LUCAS VIA STORYFUL How stunning is the Milky Way though? 😍😍

Dank, Milky Way, and 🤖: WILL BURRARD-LUCAS VIA STORYFUL
How stunning is the Milky Way though? 😍😍

Dank, Milky Way, and 🤖: WILL BURRARD-LUCAS VIA STORYFUL
How stunning is the Milky Way though? 😍😍

Memes, Best, and 🤖: This is the best thing I've ever seen That face he made though 😂 Credit: @daltonc.2

Memes, Best, and 🤖: This is the best thing I've ever seen
That face he made though 😂 Credit: @daltonc.2

Memes, Best, and 🤖: This is the best thing I've ever seen
That face he made though 😂 Credit: @daltonc.2

Fresh, Funny, and Good: 2003 VW Jetta. No longer needed by my son as he seems to take my Tahoe whenever he wants. Body in good shape, interior as well, though smells like a crayon factory. Back seat unused, he couldn't get laid in a monkey whorehouse with a fist full of bananas. Runs well, may need fresh clutch because he drives like a little A-hole. This is how you sell a car

Fresh, Funny, and Good: 2003 VW Jetta. No longer needed by my son as he seems to
take my Tahoe whenever he wants. Body in good shape,
interior as well, though smells like a crayon factory. Back
seat unused, he couldn't get laid in a monkey whorehouse
with a fist full of bananas. Runs well, may need fresh clutch
because he drives like a little A-hole.
This is how you sell a car

Fresh, Funny, and Good: 2003 VW Jetta. No longer needed by my son as he seems to
take my Tahoe whenever he wants. Body in good shape,
interior as well, though smells like a crayon factory. Back
seat unused, he couldn't get laid in a monkey whorehouse
with a fist full of bananas. Runs well, may need fresh clutch
because he drives like a little A-hole.
This is how you sell a car

This is how you sell a car

Fire, Memes, and Pussy: Him: How fire is your pussy though? Me: Tag someone 😂 @thehoodtube

Fire, Memes, and Pussy: Him: How fire is your pussy though?
Me:
Tag someone 😂 @thehoodtube

Fire, Memes, and Pussy: Him: How fire is your pussy though?
Me:
Tag someone 😂 @thehoodtube

Family, Time, and What Is: ZS-DAZ @daz_inc_ l though Micheal Jackson has to stop whatever he is doing and sing when l play his CD. As a result I never played it at night to give him some family time Umaima Baig @chalokkk What is the dumbest thing you believed as a child?

Family, Time, and What Is: ZS-DAZ
@daz_inc_
l though Micheal Jackson has to stop
whatever he is doing and sing when l
play his CD. As a result I never played
it at night to give him some family time
Umaima Baig @chalokkk
What is the dumbest thing you believed as a
child?

Family, Time, and What Is: ZS-DAZ
@daz_inc_
l though Micheal Jackson has to stop
whatever he is doing and sing when l
play his CD. As a result I never played
it at night to give him some family time
Umaima Baig @chalokkk
What is the dumbest thing you believed as a
child?

Memes, Spooky, and October: when noone is making spooky memes even though its the 60th of October

Memes, Spooky, and October: when noone is making spooky memes even
though its the 60th of October

Memes, Spooky, and October: when noone is making spooky memes even
though its the 60th of October

Memes, Spooky, and October: when noone is making spooky memes even though its the 60th of October

Memes, Spooky, and October: when noone is making spooky memes even
though its the 60th of October

Memes, Spooky, and October: when noone is making spooky memes even
though its the 60th of October

God, Time, and World: Treat everyone you meet as though they are God in wake up world ITS TIME TO RISE AND SHINE drag am Dass

God, Time, and World: Treat
everyone
you meet
as though
they are
God in
wake up world
ITS TIME TO RISE AND SHINE
drag
am Dass

God, Time, and World: Treat
everyone
you meet
as though
they are
God in
wake up world
ITS TIME TO RISE AND SHINE
drag
am Dass

Ass, Bad, and College: Anonymous 12/01/18(Sat)06:19:39 No.49597417 parents spent most of childhood fighting dad was alwavs pissed >has a shitty fucking sense of humour ("haha I'm gonna beat you if you dont this and this") vividly remember getting slapped hard as fuck while we were taking a walk and I decided to skip was maybe 6 years old >broke my toys >mother never did anything says she's always there for me and the only one who actually acknowledged that their long ass divorce could possibly be a really shitty experience for me lies and manipulates people cheated on my dad when I was 9 took the money I got for birthdays and didn't give it back >dad's gf is actually kinda alright >she relays every thing i say to my dad or grandparents though tells me I'm indecent and rude when I curl up on a chair while at grandma's house extremely concerned about how other's view her typical woman.jpg have a family they all hate me because of my mum the only family member I truly love and would miss if they were gone is my aunt whom I see 1-2 a year just wanna get a well-paying and fulfilling job and move far away from all of the bullshit Anonymous 12/01/18(Sat)05:50:32 No.49597109 2/3 got accepted to good college >mom immediately thought that I would go on a drug/drink/sex bender and get into trouble >demand I install tracking software for the smart phone she gave me "how can I trust you after all you did to me in high school?!" largely "encouraged" to choose a particular engineering major extended family, particularly mom's side, made very clear to me the consequences for changing majors, that it would be held over my head for the rest of my life (they did it to cousin) >went there felt freedom for the first time in my life did not drug/drink/sex bender or get into trouble still maintained good grades throughout (dropped only 1 class, A's and B's in a very competitive program while taking a minor and premed courses) develop some of my own non-academic interests and hobbies which family grudgingly accepted (though still to this day try to pressure me to sell it all o stupidest thing I did was ask out high school oneitis, who proceeded to use my crime against me as a cheap way to gain connections for the rest of the 4 years nearly dropped out of major over that only thing that stopped me was seeing that it would take 5 years to graduate, and that it would be impossible to explain to family heartbreak is temporary, family is forever amirite? >powered through major despite slowly dying every day surrounded by people who hated me with no way out >family never knevw constant pressure destroyed me slowly: I'm surel have an undiagnosed anxiety disorder graduated get rejected by every medical program in the country >by this time mom cut connections with family who had always been treating her like shit thought things would get better, at least at home Anonymous 12/01/18(Sat)06:03:04 No.49597258 3/3 forced to take job at shithole startup witnessed and experienced unbelievable shit: racism, sexism, and just plain cruelty from rich degenerates playing company >mom never believed me when I explained thought I was exagerating, and would gaslight me even in middle of conversation >to this day I still hear "it's not that bad" when l make the mistake of talking about what happened over there I have since changed jobs and am still working on my ultimate goal, but I'm more of a wreck than l ever was. Thanks to being berated by my parents for being ungrateful, and constantly having to jump through a million hoops to try to win some love I'm extremely emotionally needy, especially towards women I percieve as mothering figures. It's to the point where I'm pushing away a formerly close friend and mentor who had been extremely kind to me The worst thing is that through all this, my mom (and probably nearly everyone else) is going to say it's all my fault for not being "strong" or independent" enough. For example a few weeks ago I was stupid enough to tell my mom how I hated how her relatives coerced me so hard into staying in my major, even when my heart and brain were both begging to be allowed to run, when they probably couldn't even tell me what my degree was in, and this made me too scared to leave since l feared a trickle down punishment from her. She told me l "stayed in there for myself" and it was all on me since "it's not [herl style" to directly confront others (although I have witnessed this several times). I have to keep pretending everything is alright though it is getting harder every day. There's nobody I can talk to about this: after all, who would believe me? Anon has a bad childhood

Ass, Bad, and College: Anonymous
12/01/18(Sat)06:19:39 No.49597417
parents spent most of childhood fighting
dad was alwavs pissed
>has a shitty fucking sense of humour ("haha I'm
gonna beat you if you dont this and this")
vividly remember getting slapped hard as fuck
while we were taking a walk and I decided to skip
was maybe 6 years old
>broke my toys
>mother never did anything
says she's always there for me and the only one
who actually acknowledged that their long ass
divorce could possibly be a really shitty experience
for me
lies and manipulates people
cheated on my dad when I was 9
took the money I got for birthdays and didn't give
it back
>dad's gf is actually kinda alright
>she relays every thing i say to my dad or
grandparents though
tells me I'm indecent and rude when I curl up on a
chair while at grandma's house
extremely concerned about how other's view her
typical woman.jpg
have a family
they all hate me because of my mum
the only family member I truly love and would
miss if they were gone is my aunt whom I see 1-2 a
year
just wanna get a well-paying and fulfilling job and
move far away from all of the bullshit

Anonymous
12/01/18(Sat)05:50:32 No.49597109
2/3
got accepted to good college
>mom immediately thought that I would go on a
drug/drink/sex bender and get into trouble
>demand I install tracking software for the smart
phone she gave me
"how can I trust you after all you did to me in high
school?!"
largely "encouraged" to choose a particular
engineering major
extended family, particularly mom's side, made
very clear to me the consequences for changing
majors, that it would be held over my head for the
rest of my life (they did it to cousin)
>went there felt freedom for the first time in my life
did not drug/drink/sex bender or get into trouble
still maintained good grades throughout (dropped
only 1 class, A's and B's in a very competitive
program while taking a minor and premed courses)
develop some of my own non-academic interests
and hobbies which family grudgingly accepted
(though still to this day try to pressure me to sell it
all o
stupidest thing I did was ask out high school
oneitis, who proceeded to use my crime against
me as a cheap way to gain connections for the rest
of the 4 years
nearly dropped out of major over that
only thing that stopped me was seeing that it
would take 5 years to graduate, and that it would
be impossible to explain to family
heartbreak is temporary, family is forever amirite?
>powered through major despite slowly dying
every day surrounded by people who hated me
with no way out
>family never knevw
constant pressure destroyed me slowly: I'm surel
have an undiagnosed anxiety disorder
graduated
get rejected by every medical program in the
country
>by this time mom cut connections with family who
had always been treating her like shit
thought things would get better, at least at home

Anonymous
12/01/18(Sat)06:03:04 No.49597258
3/3
forced to take job at shithole startup
witnessed and experienced unbelievable shit:
racism, sexism, and just plain cruelty from rich
degenerates playing company
>mom never believed me when I explained
thought I was exagerating, and would gaslight me
even in middle of conversation
>to this day I still hear "it's not that bad" when l
make the mistake of talking about what happened
over there
I have since changed jobs and am still working on
my ultimate goal, but I'm more of a wreck than l
ever was. Thanks to being berated by my parents
for being ungrateful, and constantly having to jump
through a million hoops to try to win some love I'm
extremely emotionally needy, especially towards
women I percieve as mothering figures. It's to the
point where I'm pushing away a formerly close
friend and mentor who had been extremely kind to
me
The worst thing is that through all this, my mom
(and probably nearly everyone else) is going to say
it's all my fault for not being "strong" or
independent" enough. For example a few weeks
ago I was stupid enough to tell my mom how I
hated how her relatives coerced me so hard into
staying in my major, even when my heart and brain
were both begging to be allowed to run, when they
probably couldn't even tell me what my degree was
in, and this made me too scared to leave since l
feared a trickle down punishment from her. She
told me l "stayed in there for myself" and it was all
on me since "it's not [herl style" to directly confront
others (although I have witnessed this several
times). I have to keep pretending everything is
alright though it is getting harder every day. There's
nobody I can talk to about this: after all, who would
believe me?
Anon has a bad childhood

Ass, Bad, and College: Anonymous
12/01/18(Sat)06:19:39 No.49597417
parents spent most of childhood fighting
dad was alwavs pissed
>has a shitty fucking sense of humour ("haha I'm
gonna beat you if you dont this and this")
vividly remember getting slapped hard as fuck
while we were taking a walk and I decided to skip
was maybe 6 years old
>broke my toys
>mother never did anything
says she's always there for me and the only one
who actually acknowledged that their long ass
divorce could possibly be a really shitty experience
for me
lies and manipulates people
cheated on my dad when I was 9
took the money I got for birthdays and didn't give
it back
>dad's gf is actually kinda alright
>she relays every thing i say to my dad or
grandparents though
tells me I'm indecent and rude when I curl up on a
chair while at grandma's house
extremely concerned about how other's view her
typical woman.jpg
have a family
they all hate me because of my mum
the only family member I truly love and would
miss if they were gone is my aunt whom I see 1-2 a
year
just wanna get a well-paying and fulfilling job and
move far away from all of the bullshit

Anonymous
12/01/18(Sat)05:50:32 No.49597109
2/3
got accepted to good college
>mom immediately thought that I would go on a
drug/drink/sex bender and get into trouble
>demand I install tracking software for the smart
phone she gave me
"how can I trust you after all you did to me in high
school?!"
largely "encouraged" to choose a particular
engineering major
extended family, particularly mom's side, made
very clear to me the consequences for changing
majors, that it would be held over my head for the
rest of my life (they did it to cousin)
>went there felt freedom for the first time in my life
did not drug/drink/sex bender or get into trouble
still maintained good grades throughout (dropped
only 1 class, A's and B's in a very competitive
program while taking a minor and premed courses)
develop some of my own non-academic interests
and hobbies which family grudgingly accepted
(though still to this day try to pressure me to sell it
all o
stupidest thing I did was ask out high school
oneitis, who proceeded to use my crime against
me as a cheap way to gain connections for the rest
of the 4 years
nearly dropped out of major over that
only thing that stopped me was seeing that it
would take 5 years to graduate, and that it would
be impossible to explain to family
heartbreak is temporary, family is forever amirite?
>powered through major despite slowly dying
every day surrounded by people who hated me
with no way out
>family never knevw
constant pressure destroyed me slowly: I'm surel
have an undiagnosed anxiety disorder
graduated
get rejected by every medical program in the
country
>by this time mom cut connections with family who
had always been treating her like shit
thought things would get better, at least at home

Anonymous
12/01/18(Sat)06:03:04 No.49597258
3/3
forced to take job at shithole startup
witnessed and experienced unbelievable shit:
racism, sexism, and just plain cruelty from rich
degenerates playing company
>mom never believed me when I explained
thought I was exagerating, and would gaslight me
even in middle of conversation
>to this day I still hear "it's not that bad" when l
make the mistake of talking about what happened
over there
I have since changed jobs and am still working on
my ultimate goal, but I'm more of a wreck than l
ever was. Thanks to being berated by my parents
for being ungrateful, and constantly having to jump
through a million hoops to try to win some love I'm
extremely emotionally needy, especially towards
women I percieve as mothering figures. It's to the
point where I'm pushing away a formerly close
friend and mentor who had been extremely kind to
me
The worst thing is that through all this, my mom
(and probably nearly everyone else) is going to say
it's all my fault for not being "strong" or
independent" enough. For example a few weeks
ago I was stupid enough to tell my mom how I
hated how her relatives coerced me so hard into
staying in my major, even when my heart and brain
were both begging to be allowed to run, when they
probably couldn't even tell me what my degree was
in, and this made me too scared to leave since l
feared a trickle down punishment from her. She
told me l "stayed in there for myself" and it was all
on me since "it's not [herl style" to directly confront
others (although I have witnessed this several
times). I have to keep pretending everything is
alright though it is getting harder every day. There's
nobody I can talk to about this: after all, who would
believe me?
Anon has a bad childhood

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fflehoneubee.com
To interested individuals,
We will be throwing a backyard BBQ on June 17th to
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Dad" That being said, we are in need of a generic
father figure from 4PM to about 8PM (though you may
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Grilling hamburgers and hotdogs (whilst drinking
beer
Bringing your own grill (though this is subject to
change. We will provide all of the meat)
Refer to all attendees as "Big Guy', "Chief", "Sport"
"Champ" etc. (whilst drinking beer)
Talk about dad things, like lawnmowers, building
your own deck, Jimmy Buffet, etc. Funny anecdotes
are highly encouraged. All whilst drinking beer.
Desired experience:
A minimum of 18 vears experience as a father
A minimum of 10 years grilling experience
An appreciation of a nice, cold beer on a hot summer
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few hours, then sit back and crack open a few cold
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drunp:
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Beautiful, Beer, and Craigslist: NEEDED: Generic Father Figure
for Backyard BBQ (Spokane) 6
fflehoneubee.com
To interested individuals,
We will be throwing a backyard BBQ on June 17th to
celebrate beer and each other. We range in age from
21-26, and while most of us know how to operate a
grill, none of us are prepared to fill the role of "BBQ
Dad" That being said, we are in need of a generic
father figure from 4PM to about 8PM (though you may
stay the full duration of the party). Duties include:

Grilling hamburgers and hotdogs (whilst drinking
beer
Bringing your own grill (though this is subject to
change. We will provide all of the meat)
Refer to all attendees as "Big Guy', "Chief", "Sport"
"Champ" etc. (whilst drinking beer)
Talk about dad things, like lawnmowers, building
your own deck, Jimmy Buffet, etc. Funny anecdotes
are highly encouraged. All whilst drinking beer.
Desired experience:
A minimum of 18 vears experience as a father
A minimum of 10 years grilling experience
An appreciation of a nice, cold beer on a hot summer
We can't pay you in money, BUT we can give you all
the food and cold beer vour heart desires. Grill for a
few hours, then sit back and crack open a few cold
ones with the boys.
THIS IS A REAL AD. Do not hesitate to call if you are
interested. Preference will be given to applicants
named Bill, Randy, or Dave
captainrogerss:

asexual-not-asexual-detective:

drunp:
this is peak Craigslist

Beautiful and wholesome

Omg it really did happen tho 😭👏
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Ass, Fucking, and Google: unpicasso
probably my favorite thing abt being a millennial is that i can lie on my resume
abt shit like being proficient in excel bc i have the common sense to just google
anything i dont know how to do which gives me a giant fucking edge over gen x
in the job market bc somehow that strategy never occurs to employers and my
underqualified ass looks like steve jobs every time i use a youtube tutorial to
make a spreadsheet
jadelyn
Everyone in my office sings my praises for what I can do with excel for this
exact reason, even though I joke with them that "I have no idea how to do that
but give me half an hour and an internet connection and I'lI figure something
out for you." I even once specifically said in response to my grandboss
commenting on my excel skills, "You do realize that I just like.. .google stuff
when you ask me to do something with excel that I don't know how to do,
right?"
But his praise didn't change at all. There was no "Wait, that's all it is?
Instead, he said "Yes, but the fact that you think to do that and that you know
exactly how to phrase your searches and how to sift through the results to get
the right answer, and you then integrate what you've learned and use it going
forward is still so much more than any of the rest of us [the other 5 ppl on my
team are all mid-40s and up] can do. To you, it's "just googling stuff, but it's
still a unique and valuable skill you bring, so don't shrug off the compliments so
cavalierly, okay?
And this was coming from an executive with an MBA. Don't undervalue your
googling skills, kids. It's not lying if you know you can figure it out
a millennial’s advantage

Ass, Fucking, and Google: unpicasso
probably my favorite thing abt being a millennial is that i can lie on my resume
abt shit like being proficient in excel bc i have the common sense to just google
anything i dont know how to do which gives me a giant fucking edge over gen x
in the job market bc somehow that strategy never occurs to employers and my
underqualified ass looks like steve jobs every time i use a youtube tutorial to
make a spreadsheet
jadelyn
Everyone in my office sings my praises for what I can do with excel for this
exact reason, even though I joke with them that "I have no idea how to do that
but give me half an hour and an internet connection and I'lI figure something
out for you." I even once specifically said in response to my grandboss
commenting on my excel skills, "You do realize that I just like.. .google stuff
when you ask me to do something with excel that I don't know how to do,
right?"
But his praise didn't change at all. There was no "Wait, that's all it is?
Instead, he said "Yes, but the fact that you think to do that and that you know
exactly how to phrase your searches and how to sift through the results to get
the right answer, and you then integrate what you've learned and use it going
forward is still so much more than any of the rest of us [the other 5 ppl on my
team are all mid-40s and up] can do. To you, it's "just googling stuff, but it's
still a unique and valuable skill you bring, so don't shrug off the compliments so
cavalierly, okay?
And this was coming from an executive with an MBA. Don't undervalue your
googling skills, kids. It's not lying if you know you can figure it out
a millennial’s advantage

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Books, Google, and Internet: Google books Ngram Viewer
Graph these comma-separated phrases: pokemon
case-insen
between 1800 ad 2002 from the corpus English
with smoothing of 3
Search lots of bo
0.000001 20%
0.00000100%
0.00000080%
000000060%
0.00000040%
0.00000020%
0.00000000%
pokemon
800 1820 1840 1860 1880 1900 1920 1940 1960 1980 2000
bookshop:
solongasitswords:

nullbula:

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though
why was there temporary internet
with a few people searching for pokemon?

It’s a search of Google books, but the question still stands, what the Fuck happened in 1870

I CAN ANSWER THIS!!
In the Cornish dialect of English, Pokemon meant ‘clumsy’ (pure coincidence).
In the mid 1800s there was a surge of writing about the Cornish language and dialect in an attempt to preserve them with glossaries and dictionaries being written. I wrote about it HERE.

I just love that this post happened to find the ONE HUMAN ON THE INTERNET who had the answer to this question

Books, Google, and Internet: Google books Ngram Viewer
Graph these comma-separated phrases: pokemon
case-insen
between 1800 ad 2002 from the corpus English
with smoothing of 3
Search lots of bo
0.000001 20%
0.00000100%
0.00000080%
000000060%
0.00000040%
0.00000020%
0.00000000%
pokemon
800 1820 1840 1860 1880 1900 1920 1940 1960 1980 2000
bookshop:
solongasitswords:

nullbula:

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though
why was there temporary internet
with a few people searching for pokemon?

It’s a search of Google books, but the question still stands, what the Fuck happened in 1870

I CAN ANSWER THIS!!
In the Cornish dialect of English, Pokemon meant ‘clumsy’ (pure coincidence).
In the mid 1800s there was a surge of writing about the Cornish language and dialect in an attempt to preserve them with glossaries and dictionaries being written. I wrote about it HERE.

I just love that this post happened to find the ONE HUMAN ON THE INTERNET who had the answer to this question

bookshop: solongasitswords: nullbula: thesylverlining: what happened in roughly 1870 though why was there temporary internet with a few p...

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