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Alive, Ass, and Bad: @NikoUgy The first nigga to ever beat his meat had to be like YOODOOO0OD0ODD00oo0d OO0O000000O!l! 12/11/16, 06:48 2,585 RETWEETS 3,399 LIKES This was literally me at the age of 13 June 13 2008 2:39 pm. It was a Friday and I just came home from my last day of school. My friend isiah hooked up my MySpace page so a nigga can accumulate clout. As soon as you click my profile sponegebob and Patrick, strapped up with hella bands and two bad bitches twerking with a song from my lil Wayne play mix. When you scrolled all the way to the bottom my boy threw some porn on there for the real ones who be creeping to see who's in your top 5 of friends. I had some slow ass dial up computer my mom got from the flee market. I was home watching big wet ebonys booties vol 7. Watching asses clap with force strong enough to cause a sonic boom. Everything happen so fast. I look down making eye contact like it's o time. I swear a spirit took over me and I hit my meat with a nasty 4 piece combo. My shit felt like a volcano. I tried to stop but couldn't.Ended up pulling a plaxico burgess and took a shot to the foot. My grandma pulled up to crib swiftly. I can hear her coming down the stairs slow as fuck. My whole lower body numb. Im stuck in the chair tryna clear this sin off my screen. This computer ain't shutting off. I had to drop kick the monitor to shut off. My grandma walk in like "what you doing I bought you some Burger King". I'm using the spirit energy form my anvcestors to keep me alive. Whole nut drained my power levels. I went up stairs and fucked up them bk chicken fries. Shit was prob the greatest feeling ever. Ain't nothing like that first nut. forgot to wash my hands tho.
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Bad, Complex, and Definitely: @nubgunner "One day we were tasked to clear a section of road when we were setup in a complex ambush. We took fire from a house where some of my guys dismounted and started to clear when they took fire. So I was the lead humvee driver with the 50. Cal on top. I drove down to get in better position to suppress the Threat when I was hit by a massive IED that threw my truck and flipped it. Ejected my Gunner into The court yard by the house my guys were in. They were able to get to him first. I was then trapped inside the humvee. Some how I crawled over the two radios and Blue Force Tracker out the right rear that was sheeted off. My Doc got to patted me down and then we took more fire as we ran back up toward the rear of our trucks as they suppressed the Threat. In the entire time we had no back up, no medical evacuation and had to drive 15-20 minutes to get a evacuation helo. I had 2nd and 3rd degree burns on my hands legs arms pretty bad. My hands are the worst. Lost all my fingers and a lot of use in my hands. But with that all happening it was definitely a long road to recovery. I was retired in 09,After getting out I earned a degree in His from Ohio State and started a family where I'm the stay at home Mr. Mom Now. But my real passion is guns and gear. There's nothing that I don't ever not do really. I still shoot really well, it may have taken me a long time to figure out how but I always find a way around things. I never let it get me down." @nubgunner πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

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